14.
JENNIFER MORGUE
WE RIDE DOWN TO THE ABYSSAL PLAIN IN SILENCE,
doing our best to barricade each other out of our minds.
The journey down actually takes nearer to three
hours than one. There’s a lengthy pause in the darkness of the
bathypelagic zone, a kilometer down, while Ramona stretches and
twists in strange exercises she’s learned for adapting to the
pressure. Her joints make cryptic popping noises as she moves,
accompanied by brief stabbing pains. It’s almost pitch-black
outside our ring of lights, and at one point she unstraps herself
from the seat and swims over to the edge of the platform to relieve
herself, still tethered by the umbilical hose that pumps warm water
through her suit. Looking out into the depths, her eyes adjust
slowly: I can see a cluster of faint reddish pinpricks swimming at
the edge of visibility. There’s something odd about her eyes down
here, as if their lenses are bulging and she can see further into
the red end of the spectrum; by rights she ought to be as blind as
a bat. From the sounds these sea creatures are making they’re some
sort of shrimp, luminescent and torpid as they feed on the tiny
scraps of biomass raining down from the illuminated surface like
oceanic dandruff.
The water down here is frigid—if Ramona didn’t have
the heated suit she’d likely freeze to death before she could
surface again. She messes with a pair of vents near her chin, and a
tepid veil of warm water flows across her face, smelling faintly of
sulfur and machine oil. “Let’s get this over with,” she mutters as
a weird itching around her gills peaks and begins to subside: “If I
stay down here much longer I’ll begin to change.” She says
it with a little shudder.
She fastens herself back into the control chair and
throws the lever to resume our descent. After an interminable wait,
there’s a loud clang that rattles through the platform. “Aha!” She
glances round. The descent rollers have just passed a
football-shaped bulge in the pipe painted with the white numerals
“100.” “Okay, time to slow down.” Ramona hits the brakes and we
slide over another football, numbered “90,” then “80.” They’re
counting down meters, I realize, indicating the distance to go
until we hit something.
I feel Ramona working my jaws remotely; it’s most
unpleasant—my mouth tastes as if something died in it. “Nearly
there,” she tells the technician who’s taken Billington’s place
during the boring part of the descent. “Should be seated on the
docking cone in a couple of minutes.” She squeezes the brake lever
some more. “Thirty meters. What’s our altitude?”
The technician checks a screen that’s out of my
line of sight: “Forty meters above ground zero, one-seventy degrees
out by two-two-five meters.”
“Okay . . .” We’ve slowed to a crawl. Ramona
squeezes the brake lever again as the “10” meter football creeps
past, climbing the pipe string. The brakes are hydraulically
boosted—the grab she’s sitting on weighs as much as a jumbo jet—and
the big rollers overhead groan and squeal against the pipe string,
scraping away the paint to reveal the gleam of titanium-graphite
composite segments. (No expense is spared: that stuff is usually
used for building satellites and space launchers, not drilling
pipes that are going to be cut apart once they’ve been hauled back
up to the surface.) I watch as Ramona frowns over a direction
indicator and carefully uses another lever to release water to the
directional control jets, shoving the platform round until it’s
lined up correctly with the docking cone below. Then she releases
the brake again, just enough to set us gliding down the final
stretch.
The pipe flares out to three times its previous
diameter, then stops being a pipe: there’s an enormous conical plug
dangling from the drill string, point uppermost, with flanges that
lock into a tunnel on the underside of the platform’s harness, like
Satan’s own butt-plug. We drop steadily, and the rollers are pushed
outwards by the cone until the harness locks into place around the
cone. “Okay, securing the grab now,” Ramona comments, and throws
the final lever. There’s an uneven series of bangs from below the
deck as hydraulic bolts slide into place, nailing us to the end of
the pipe. “You want to begin steering us over to the target
zone?”
“Make sure you’re secured in your seat,” the tech
advises her, whispering in my ear. “Visual check. Are your wards
contiguous?”
Ramona switches on her hand torch, casts the beam
around the metal panels at her feet. Pale green light picks out the
non-Euclidian circuitry of a Vulpis exclusion array etched into the
deck with a welding torch. It extends all the way around her chair.
“Check. Wards clear and unobstructed. How are they powered?”
“Don’t worry, we took care of that.” Oh
great, I realize, they’re going to drop Ramona into the field
around JENNIFER MORGUE Site Two—a field that tends to kill
electronics and, quite possibly, people—with only a ward for
protection, one that needs blood to power it. “It’s full of Pale
Grace™ Number Three®13, and we’ve got a sacrifice waiting
in cell four to energize it. Should be commencing exsanguination in
two minutes.”
“Um, okay.” Ramona checks her compass, suppressing
a stab of anger so strong it nearly shocks me into a languorous
yawn. “What did the subject do to rate a starring role?”
“Don’t ask me—underperforming sales rep or
something. There’s plenty more where she came from.” The technician
steps back for a while, at Billington’s command, then nods, and
steps forwards into view again. “Right. You’re about to see the
wards light up. Tell me immediately if they stay dark.”
Ramona glances down. Eerie red sparks flicker
around the runes on the deck. “It’s lit.”
“Good.” Somewhere disturbingly close to the back of
my own mind I can feel her daemon coil uneasily in its sleep, a
sensual shudder rippling through us as it senses the proximity of
death. The skin of my scrotum crawls; I feel Ramona’s nipples
tighten. She shudders. “What’s that?”
Billington leans over me now. “You’re twenty meters
off the counter-intrusion field rim, sitting in the middle of a
contagion mesh with a defensive ward around you. If my analysis is
correct, the field will absorb the sacrifice and let you in. Your
entanglement with Bob up here will confuse its proximity sense and
should let you survive the experience. You might want to uncap your
periscope at this time: from now on, you’re on your own until you
dump the ballast load.”
He steps back smartly and the wards inscribed on
the floor around my chair light up so bright that the glare
reflects off the ceiling of the control room above me, pulling me
back into my own head for a moment. “Hey—” I begin to say, and just
then . . .
Things.
Get.
Confused.
I’m Ramona: leaning over a narrow, glass
letter box in the middle of the console, staring down at a brown
expanse of mud as I twitch the thruster control levers, flying the
platform and its trailing grapple arms closer towards a cylindrical
outcropping in the middle of the featureless plain. I’m in my
element, slippery and wet, comfortably oblivious to the thousands
of tons of pressure bearing down on me from above.
I’m Bob: limp as a dishrag, passive, lying
on a dentist’s chair in the middle of a pentacle with lights
flaring in my eyes, a cannula taped into my left forearm, and a
saline drip emptying into it through an infusion pump—They’ve
drugged me, I realize dizzily—a passenger, along for the
ride.
And I’m someone else: frightened half to
death, strapped down on a stretcher with cable ties so I can’t
move, and the robed figures around me are chanting, and I’d scream
if I could but there’s something wrong with my throat and why won’t
anyone rescue me? Where are the police? This isn’t supposed to
happen! Is it some kind of sorority initiation thing? One of the
sisters is holding a big knife. What’s she doing? When I get out of
here I’m going to—
I stare down at the muddy expanse unrolling beneath
the platform. Rotating the periscope I check the ten grab-arms
visually: they all look okay from here, though it won’t really be
possible to tell for sure until I fire the hydraulic rams. They
cast long shadows across the silt. Something white gleams between
two of them, briefly: skeletal remains or something.
Something.
Glimpse of silvery strings across the grayness,
like the webs of a spider as big as a whale. Conical spires rising
from the mud, dark holes in their peaks like the craters of extinct
volcanoes. Guardians, sleeping. I can feel their dreams, disturbed
thoughts waiting: but I can reassure them, I’m not who you
want. Beyond them, more open ground and a sense of prickling
fire that ripples across my skin as I float past an invisible
frontier left over from a war that ended before humans
existed—
She screams silently and the terror gushes inside
my head as the knife tears through her throat, blood spurting in
thick pulses draining towards zero—
The daemon in my head is awake now, noticing—
The blood vanishing, drained into the fiery
frontier on the seafloor—
And we’re inside the charmed circle of death around
JENNIFER MORGUE Site Two.
A LONG TIME LATER, MCMURRAY COMES UP TO ME and
clears his throat. “Howard, can you hear me?” he asks.
I mumble something like Leave me alone. My
head aches like it’s clamped in a vice, and my mouth is a parched
desert.
“Can you hear me?” he repeats patiently.
“Feel. Like shit.” I think for a minute, during
which time I manage to crowbar my eyes open. “Water?” Something’s
missing, but I’m not sure what.
McMurray turns away and lets a medical type
approach me with a paper cup. I try to sit up to drink but I’m as
weak as a baby. I manage a sip, then I swallow: half the contents
of the cup go down my chin. “More.” While the paramedic is busy I
get my throat working again. “What happened?”
“Mission accomplished.” McMurray looks
self-satisfied. “Ramona’s on her way back up with the goods.”
“But, the—” I stop. Hunt around in my head. “You
put the block back,” I accuse.
“Why wouldn’t I?” He steps out of the way to let
the nurse or paramedic or whoever pass me another cup of water.
This time I manage to lift a hand and take hold of it without
making a mess of things. “It’s going to take another twelve hours
or so to bring her up, and I don’t want you deepening the
entanglement while that’s happening.”
I stare into his pale blue eyes and think, Got
you, you bastard. Even though it’s treachery against
Billington, who thinks he owns McMurray body and soul, I get the
picture. “Did she get the, the thing?” I ask. Because that’s when I
blacked out, right after we entered the zone of the death spell or
curse or force field or whatever it is around the wrecked chthonian
war machine on the seabed. Right when Ramona recognized what she
was looking for, bang in the middle of the periscope, and opened my
mouth to announce, “I’ve got it. Give me three more meters, and
stand by for contact.”
“Yes, she got it.”
“When, when are you going to unhook us?”
“When Ramona’s back up and decompressed—tomorrow.
She has to be physically present, you know.” His expression turns
sour. “So it’s back to your room for the duration.”
“Agh.” I try to sit up and nearly fall off the
chair. He puts one hand on my shoulder to steady me. I glance
around, my vision still blurry. Billington’s across the room
conversing with his wife and the ship’s officers; I’m all on my own
over here with McMurray and the medic. Icy fear clamps around my
stomach. “How long have I been under?”
McMurray glances at his watch, then chuckles.
“About six hours.” He raises one eyebrow. “Are you going to come
quietly or am I going to have to have you sedated?”
I shake my head. Quietly I say, “I know about
Charlie Victor.” His fingers dig into my shoulder like claws. “You
want to settle with Billington, that’s none of my business,” I add
hastily. “But give me back my phone first.”
“Why?” he asks sharply. Heads turn, halfway across
the control room floor: his face slides into an effortless smile
and he waves at them then turns back to me. “Blow my cover and I’ll
take you down with me,” he hisses.
“No fear.” I swallow. How much can I safely
reveal . . . ? At least Ramona isn’t listening in; I don’t need
to doublethink around McMurray right now. “She told me about the
Jet Skis, I know how we’re getting out of here.” I know that
there’s a seat reserved for you, but no room for me. It’s time
to lie like a rug: “The phone isn’t official issue, it’s mine. I
bought it unlocked, not on contract. Cost me close to a month’s
wages, I really can’t afford to lose it when the shit hits the
fan.” I put a whine in my voice: “They’ll take that expenses packet
you made me gamble away out of my pay for the next year and I am
going to be so screwed—”
“We’re out of range of land,” he says
absentmindedly, and his grip relaxes. I swing my legs over the
floor and steady myself until the world stops spinning around my
head.
“Doesn’t matter: I’m not planning on phoning home.
But can I have it back anyway?” I get one foot on the deck outside
the ward.
McMurray cocks his head to one side and stares at
me. “Okay,” he says, after a moment, during which I feel none of
the weirdly otherworldly sense of strangeness that came over me
while I was putting one across Eileen in the monitoring center.
“You can have your damned phone back tomorrow, before Ramona
surfaces. Now stand up—you’re going back to the
Mabuse.”
MCMURRAY DETAILS FOUR BLACK BERETS TO ESCORT me
back to my room aboard the Mabuse, and it takes all of their
combined efforts to get me there. I’m limp as a dishcloth, hungover
from whatever drugs Billington’s tame Mengele pumped into me. I can
barely walk, much less climb into a Zodiac.
It’s dark outside—past sunset, anyway—and the sky
is black but for a faint red haze on the western horizon. As we
bump up against the side of the Mabuse, where they’ve
lowered a boarding platform, I notice the guards are still wearing
their trademark items: “Hey, what’s with the mirrorshades?” I ask,
slurring my words so that I sound half-drunk. “ ’S nighttime,
y’know?”
The goon who’s climbing the steps ahead of me stops
and looks round at me. “It’s the eyeliner,” he says finally. “You
think wearing mirrorshades at night looks stupid, you should try
carrying an MP-5 with a black jumpsuit and a beret while wearing
eye shadow.”
“Cosmetics don’t go / with GI Joe,” chants the goon
behind me, a semitone out of tune with himself.
“Eye shadow?” I shake my head and manage to climb
another step.
“It’s the downside of our terms and conditions of
employment,” says Goon Number One. “Some folks have to piss in a
cup to pass federally mandated antidrug provisions; we have to wear
make-up.”
“You’re shitting me.”
“Why would I do a thing like that? I’ve got stock
options that’re going to be worth millions after we IPO. If someone
offered you stock options worth a hundred million and said you had
to wear eyeliner to qualify . . .”
I shake my head again. “Hang on a moment, isn’t TLA
Corporation already publicly traded? How can you IPO if it’s
already listed on NASDAQ?”
Goon Number Two behind me chuckles. “You got the
wrong end of the stick. That’s Install Planetary Overlord, not
Initial Public Offering.”
We climb the rest of the steps in silence and I
reflect that it makes a horrible kind of sense: if you’re running a
ubiquitous surveillance web mediated by make-up, wouldn’t it make
sense to plug all your guards into it? Still, it’s going to make
breaking out of here a real pain in the neck—much harder than it
looked before—if the guards are also nodes in the surveillance
system. As we trudge through the corridors of the ship, I speculate
wildly. Maybe I can use my link into Eileen’s surveillance network
to install an invisibility geas on the server, and use the
sympathetic link to their eyes as a contagion tunnel so that they
don’t see me. On the other hand, that sort of intricate scheme
tends to be prone to bugs—get a single step wrong in the invocation
and you might as well be donning a blinking neon halo labeled
ESCAPING PRISONER. Right now I’m so tired that I can barely put one
foot in front of another, much less plan an intricate act of
electronic sabotage: so when we get to my room I stagger over to
the bed and lie down before they even have time to close the
door.
Lights out.
It’s still dark when I wake up shuddering in the
after-shock of a nightmare. I can’t remember exactly what it was
about but something has filled my soul to overflowing with a sense
of profound horror. I jerk into wakefulness and lie there with my
teeth chattering for a minute. It feels like an entire convention
of bogeymen has slithered over my grave. The shadows in my room are
full of threatening shapes: I reach out and flick the bedside light
switch, banishing them. My heart pounds like a diesel engine. I
glance at the bedside clock. It’s just turned five in the
morning.
“Shit.” I sit up and hold my head in my hands. I’m
not making a good showing for myself, I can tell that much:
frankly, I’ve been crap. After a moment I stand up and walk over to
the door, but it’s locked. No moonlight excursions tonight, I
guess. Somewhere a kilometer below the surface, Ramona will be
dozing in that chair, slowly decompressing as a nightmare dreams on
in the ancient war machine tucked between the ten mechanical grabs
on the underside of the retrieval platform. Aboard the
Explorer, Billington paces the command center of his
operation, those weirdly catlike eyes slitted before the prospect
of world domination. Somewhere else on board the Explorer,
the treacherous McMurray is waiting for Billington to terminate the
Bond geas, so that he can release Ramona’s daemon and then she can
assassinate the crazed entrepreneur, delivering JENNIFER MORGUE
Site Two into the hands of the Black Chamber.
It’s pretty damn clear now, isn’t it? And what am I
doing about it? I’m sitting on my ass in a gilded cage, looking
pretty while acting pretty ineffectual. And I keep finding myself
mumbling Lie back and think of England, which is just plain
humiliating. It’s almost as if Billington has already terminated
the invocation that’s binding me to the heroic role—
“Shit,” I say again, startling myself. That’s
it! That’s what I should have noticed earlier. The heroic
pressure of the geas is no longer bearing down on me, skewing my
perspective. I’m back to being myself again, the nerdy guy in the
corner. In fact, it feels like I’m being squeezed into a state of
fatalistic passivity, waiting for a rescuer to come get me out of
this situation. The reason I feel so indecisive and like crap is,
I’m going through cold turkey for heroism. Either that or the focus
of the Hero trap has shifted—
I check the alarm clock again. It’s now ten past
five. What did McMurray say? Sometime today. I pull out the
chair and sit down in front of the Media Center PC. Jet Skis on
C deck. They’re going to give me my phone back soon. What
was the speed dial code? As soon as we’re untangled Charlie
Victor is going to kill Billington. Gravedust systems.
JENNIFER MORGUE isn’t as dead as McMurray seems to think. That’s
the only explanation I can come up with for Billington’s
behavior.
“Oh Jesus, we are so fucked,” I groan, and hit the
boss key so I can see whether Mo, at least, is safe.
“IT’S LIKE THIS,” SAYS MO, CHECKING THE SEALS on
her instrument case once more, “I can do it without attracting
attention. Whereas, if you guys do it, you’re not exactly
inconspicuous. So leave the job to me.”
She’s sitting on a gray metal platform slung over
the side of a gray metal ship. A flashy-looking cigarette boat is
tied up next to it, all white fiberglass and chromed trim until you
get back to the enclosed cockpit and the two gigantic Mercury
outboards in the tail. The man she’s talking to is wearing a wet
suit, a bulletproof vest, and horn-rimmed spectacles. “What makes
you think you can do it?” he asks, with barely concealed
impatience.
“Because it’s what I’ve spent the past four bloody
months training for, thank you very much.” She squints at the lock,
then nods minutely and puts the case down. “And before you say it’s
what you’ve spent the last twenty years specializing in, I’d like
to remind you that there are any number of reasons why you
shouldn’t go in first, starting with their occult defenses,
which are my specialty. Then there’s the small matter of their
point defense systems, starting with an Indian Navy sensor suite
that Billington’s spent roughly fifty million on, upgrading to NATO
current standards. The bigger the initial insertion the greater the
risk that it’ll be spotted, and I don’t think you want them to
realize they’re being stalked by a Royal Navy task group, do
you?”
Barnes nods thoughtfully. “I think you
underestimate how fast and hard we can hit them, but yes, it’s a
calculated risk. But what makes you think you can do it
alone?”
Mo shrugs. “I’m not going in without backup—that
would be stupid.” She grins momentarily. “On the other hand, you
know how this setup works. If I stay back at HQ it all goes
pear-shaped. I think the smart money is riding on them already
having retrieved JENNIFER MORGUE: the worst-case operational
contingency is that, with Billington’s expertise in necro-cognitive
decoding, he also knows how to make it work. I expect any first
attempt we make to fail—unless I’m along for the ride and in a
position to act out my assigned role in accordance with the geas
he’s got running. I’m not trying to be sticky here, I’m just
reading the rules.”
“Shit.” Barnes is silent for a moment, evidently
running some sort of scenario through his mind’s eye. Then he nods
briskly. “All right, you convinced me. One reservation: you’ve got
a ten-minute lead, maximum, and not a second longer. If there’s
even a hint of instability in the geas field, all bets are off and
I’m taking both teams in immediately. Now, one last time—can you
enumerate your priorities?”
“First, secure the field generator so Billington
can’t shut it down on schedule. Next, release the hostages and hand
them off to the ‘B’ team for evac. Third, neutralize the chthonian
artifact and if necessary sink the Explorer. That’s all,
isn’t it?”
Captain Barnes clears his throat. “Yes. Which I’m
afraid means you just passed Angleton’s cricket test. But you need
this, first.” He hands Mo a red-striped document wallet. “Read it,
then sign here.”
“Oh dear,” Mo says mildly, running one finger down
a series of closely typed paragraphs of legalese drafted by a bunch
of Home Office lawyers with too much time on their hands: “Do I
have to?”
“Yes,” Barnes says grimly. “You must. That’s
also in the rules. They don’t hand these out every day. In
fact, they’re so rare I think they probably had to invent it just
for you . . .”
“Well, pass me the pen.” Mo scrawls a hasty
signature then hands the document back to him. “That all
square?”
“Well, there’s one other thing I’d like to add,”
Barnes says as he seals the document into a waterproof baggie and
passes it to a sailor waiting on the bottom steps of the ladder.
“Just between you and me, just because you’ve got the license, it
doesn’t mean you’ve got to use it. Remember, you’re going to have
to live with yourself afterwards.”
Mo smiles, her lips drawn razor-thin. “It’s not me
you should be worrying about.” She picks up a waterproof fiberglass
black case and checks the latches on it carefully. “If this goes to
pieces, I’m going to have words with Angleton.”
“Really? I’d never have guessed.” Barnes’s tone is
withering, but he follows it by sitting down next to Mo and leaning
close: “Listen, this is not going to go pear-shaped. One way
or another, we’ve got to make it work, even if none of us end up
going home. But more importantly—you listen—this isn’t about
you, or me, or about Bob, or about Angleton. If the Black Chamber
gets their hands on JENNIFER MORGUE it’s going to destabilize
everything. But that’s just the start. We don’t know why
Billington wants it but the worst-case analyses—well, use your
imagination. Watch out for any signs—anything, however small—that
suggests Billington isn’t in the driving seat, if you follow my
drift. Got that?”
Mo stares at him. “You think he’s possessed?”
“I didn’t say that.” Alan shakes his head. “Once
you start asking which captains of industry are being controlled by
alien soul-sucking monsters from another dimension, why, anything
might happen. That sort of thing leads to godless communism and in
any case they’ve got friends in high places like Number Ten, if you
know what I mean. No, let’s not go there.” His cheek twitches.
“Nevertheless, there is no obvious reason why a multibillionaire
needs to acquire alien weapons of mass destruction—it’s not
exactly on the list of best business practices—so you be careful in
there. As I said, you can call ‘A’ troop in at any time after you
make contact, but once you’ve made contact they’re going in ten
minutes later whether you ask for them or not. Let’s check your
headset—”
THERE’S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
I hit the boss key, flip the keyboard upside down,
and stand up just as the door begins to open. It’s one of the
stewards from upstairs, not a black beret. “Yes?” I demand,
slightly breathless.
He holds out a silver tray, half-covered by a crisp
white linen cloth. My Treo sits in the middle of it, pristine and
untouched. “This is for you,” he says dully. I look at his face and
shudder as I reach for the phone—he’s not himself, that’s for sure.
Green lights in the back of the eye sockets and a distinct lack of
breathing are usually indicators that you’re looking at a nameless
horror from outside space-time rather than something really
sinister like, say, a marketing executive: but you still wouldn’t
want to invite one back to your cabin for a drink and after-dinner
conversation.
I take the phone and hit the power button.
“Thanks,” I say. “You can go now.”
The dead man turns and leaves the room. I close the
door and hit the button to fire up the phone’s radio stage—not much
chance of getting a signal this far from land, but you never know.
And in the meantime . . . well, if I can get back in touch with
Control somehow and tell them not to send Mo in after me that would
be a good thing. I find I’m shaking. This new Mo, fresh from some
kind of special forces class at Dunwich, spilling blood with
casually ruthless abandon, and working as an assault thaumaturgist
with Alan’s headbangers, scares me. I’ve lived with her for years,
and I know how hard she can be when it’s time to rake a folk
festival organizer over the coals, but that new violin she’s
carrying gives me the willies. It’s as if it comes with a mean
streak, a nasty dose of ruthlessness that’s crawled into the
tough-minded but intermittently tender woman I love, and poisoned
her somehow. And she’s heading for the Explorer, now,
to—secure the field generator, release the hostages, neutralize
the chthonian artifact, sink the Explorer—
I stop dead in mid-thought. “Huh?” I mumble to
myself. “Secure the field generator?”
That was the geas field she and Alan were
discussing. The probability-warping curse that dragged me kicking
and screaming into this stupid role-play thing, the very invocation
I’m supposed to be destroying. She thinks it’s aboard the
Explorer? And Angleton wants her to keep it running
?
I stare at my phone. There’s no base station
signal, but I’ve still got a chunk of battery charge. “Does not
compute,” I say, and stub my thumb on the numeric keypad. I’m
frustrated: I admit it. Nobody tells me anything; they just want to
use me as a communications link, keep me in the dark and feed me
shit, pose around in evening drag at a casino and drink disgusting
cocktails. I go back to the desk, flip the keyboard rightside up,
and hit the boss key again. Mo’s sitting in the cockpit of the
cigarette boat, fastening her five-point safety harness. A pair of
sailors is installing a kit-bag full of ominous black gadgets in
the seat next to her; over the windscreen I can see the gray flank
of a Royal Navy destroyer, bristling with radomes and structures
that could be anything from missile batteries to gun turrets or
paint lockers, to my uneducated eye. The horizon is clear in all
directions but for the ruler-straight line of an airplane’s
con-trail crawling across the sky. I glance sidelong at the phone,
longingly: if I could call her up I could tell her—if only I wasn’t
stuck on board this goddamn yacht, moping like the token love
interest in a bad thriller while the shit is going to hit the fan
in about two hours aboard the Explorer, which is sitting
less than half a kilometer away—
“What the fuck has gotten into me?” I ask,
wondering why I’m not angry. This bovine passivity just isn’t me:
Why does it feel like my best option is to just sit here and wait
for Mo to arrive? Damn it, I need to get things moving. McMurray
can’t afford to lose me before Ramona’s delivered her surprise
party trick to Billington: that gives me a lever I can pull on. And
Angleton wants the geas field generator kept running? That’s my
cue. The penny drops: if the geas field actually works, and
Billington can’t shut it down, then he’s going to be in a world of
hurt. Could that be Angleton’s plan? It’s so simple it’s fiendish.
Almost without thinking, I dial 6-6-6. It’s time to call my ride
and get moving. After all, even the Good Bond Babe—token love
interest and all—doesn’t always spend the final minutes of the
movie waiting for her absent love to come rescue her. It’s time to
kick ass and set off explosions.