5
I left the house around 5:30 in the morning and
succeeded in avoiding Red Road Contracting and Henry. I wasn’t sure
if he was going to make me run two days in a row, but I didn’t want
to risk it. It was partly cloudy, but the sun was making a valiant
attempt at clearing the sky, and it promised to be warmer than it
had been in the last few days. I sometimes thought about moving
south, following the geese, shooting through the pass at Raton, and
seeing if there were any sheriff openings in New Mexico. Good
Mexican food was hard to come by north of Denver. I liked Taos, but
Hatch was probably my speed.
I took 14 to Lower Piney and cut across 267 to Rock
Creek, slowly tacking my way up the foothills. I thought about
Vonnie and missed her a little bit. It was probably way too early
for that. I was going through that little bit of worry that I had
said or done something wrong and that she might not want to see me
again. I saw me every day, and I wasn’t so sure I was that fond of
my company. I promised myself that I would call her up and make a
real date, maybe a lunch of lessening expectations.
As far as I knew, Ruby hadn’t gotten any response
from the Espers. I was going to have to swing out to their place
and square things up on the way back from Omar’s unless I radioed
in and got Vic to do it. With Turk back in Powder, I was
shorthanded. I thought about Turk and forced my train of thought
elsewhere. It was a big train. I waited till I got to the top of
one of the ridges to tell Ruby to send Ferg out to the Esper place.
She reminded me that I hadn’t taken my sweatpants and that Vic’s
feelings were probably going to be hurt.
“Is she there?”
“Talking on the phone with Cheyenne.”
“This early? Well, tell her that the evidence stuff
is on my desk from . . .”
“She’s already got that.”
“Oh.” I waited for a moment, but she didn’t
continue. “Anything you need from me?”
“Like where you are?”
“Yep, like that.”
“No, we don’t care.” I thought I heard someone
laughing in the background, but I wasn’t sure.
Palace Omar was made of logs, same as mine, but
that was where the likeness ended. Unlike Vonnie’s, you had to park
in a circular holding area after being buzzed through the gate,
which was about a mile back down the asphalt road. No one said
anything, but the gate had slowly risen, and I smiled and waved at
the little black video camera. I looked up at the house and
wondered how many cameras were on me now. The place was impressive,
as multimillion-dollar mansions go. The architects from Montana had
used a combination of massive hand-hewn logs and architectural
salvage to produce a combination of old and new and all
expensive.
I knocked and made faces at the security camera at
the door, but no one answered. Entering Omar’s house unannounced
was less than appealing, but I could hear a television blaring in
the depths of the structure and decided to risk it. I pushed open
the doors, listened to the satisfied thump as the metal cores
closed, and walked into the two-story atrium that made up the
entryway. I counted the mounted heads that were hung down the great
hallway to the kitchen in the back. There were twenty-three. I knew
the inside of the house pretty well; I had followed Omar and Myra
through the majority of it while listening to their running,
psychosis-ridden monologues on how they were going to kill each
other.
As I made my way toward the kitchen, the sound from
the TV became more distinct, and I was pretty sure some pretty
dramatic lovemaking was going on. Obviously Omar got a lot better
reception than I did. When I got there, Jay Scherle, Omar’s head
wrangler, was standing at the counter and watching a watered-down
version of Lady Chatterley’s Lover, which I gathered was
taking place in a hayloft somewhere. Every time the leading lady
became overcome with passion, the camera would drift to the
casually billowing curtains at a window. Jay was dressed for work,
complete with chaps and spurs. I asked if Omar was up. His eyes
didn’t leave the screen. “I’ve worked here for seven years, and
I’ve never seen the son of a bitch sleep.”
I nodded and watched Jay watch the flip-down flat
screen that was hung under the kitchen cabinets. I wasn’t sure if
D. H. Lawrence would have recognized his work, but the plastic
surgeon specializing in breast enhancement would have recognized
his.
“Where is he?”
“Out back, getting set up.”
I looked at the screen, a curtain again. “Set up
for what?”
“Hell if I know . . . took a pumpkin with him.”
After a moment, he spoke again. “You ever seen a barn with so many
damn curtains?”
I walked through the french doors Jay had indicated
with his chin, across an expansive deck, and down a stone walkway
to a courtyard walled in by four feet of moss rock topped with
Colorado red granite, but I didn’t see Omar. I was about to go back
in when I noticed a couple of sand bags, shooter’s glasses, and a
spotting scope laying on the picnic table at the other side of the
wall. My eyes continued up, and I saw Omar at the foot of a hill
about a quarter mile away. He had been watching me and slowly
raised his hand. I wasn’t sure if it was an invitation, but I
started walking, my breath still blowing clouds of mist into the
warming, easterly breeze.
When I got there, he was putting the finishing
touches on the vegetable by adjusting it in the lawn chair just so
and placing a thick piece of rubber behind it. Beside him on the
ground lay a Sioux rifle scabbard, which was completely beaded with
eagle feathers leading from the edge all the way to the butt. If
the Game and Fish knew Omar had real eagle feathers, they’d come
take them away and slap Omar with a $250 fine. I figured Omar
probably lost that much in the daily wash. It was brain-tanned
leather, as soft as a horse’s nose, and the color of butter melting
in the sun. The minute glass trading beads were Maundy yellow, a
faded mustard tint I recognized as over a hundred years old. He
picked up the scabbard, and we started back for the house.
“How far have we gone?” He was wearing a black,
ripstop down jacket and now favored Ted Nugent over Custer.
“I have no idea.”
“Use the range finder.”
I aimed the little scope gadget he had given me at
the pumpkin that was sitting in the aged lawn chair. The distance
did nothing to diminish the ludicrous image, especially with the
little green indicator numbers jumping back and forth in the
lower-right-hand corner. I lowered the scope and looked at him.
“You tell me, Great White Hunter.”
He looked back across the slight grade at the
squash luxuriating at the base of the hillside. “Three hundred and
one yards.”
I smiled. “Close. Three hundred.”
“Step back here where I am.” He continued walking
as I stood in his spot and looked back. The range finder read 301,
and the small hairs on the back of my neck stirred. He stopped and
looked back at me and then unbuttoned three Indian-head nickels
from the scabbard and slowly slid the rifle from its protective
covering. The sheath looked like the skin of a snake coming off and
what glistened in the early morning sun looked twice as deadly as
any rattler I had ever seen.
The eighth-century pacifist Li Ch’uan branded the
use of gunpowder weapons as tools of ill omen.
“Eighteen-seventy-four?”
“Yep.”
“.45-70?”
“Yep.” He handed me the rifle and crossed his arms.
“You ever seen one up close?”
“Not a real one.”
It was heavy, and it seemed to me that if you
missed what you were shooting at, you could simply run it down and
beat it to death, whatever it was. The barrel was just shy of three
feet long. I gently lowered the lever and dropped the block,
looking through thirty-two inches of six groove, one in
eighteen-inch, right-hand twist. From this vantage point, the world
looked very small indeed. The action was smooth and precise, and I
marveled at the workmanship that was more than 125 years old. The
design on the aged monster was a falling block, breech-loading
single shot. The old-timers used to take a great deal of pride in
the fact that a single shot was all it took. The trigger was a
double set, and the sights were an aperture rear with a globe-style
front. I pulled the weapon from my shoulder and read the top of the
barrel: Business Special.
What kind of special business had Christian Sharps
intended? In 1874 the rifle had been adopted by the military
because it could kill a horse dead as a stone at six hundred
yards—six football fields. Congregational minister Henry Ward
Beecher pledged his Plymouth church to furnish twenty-five Sharps
rifles for use in bloody Kansas. Redoubtably, the preacher may have
done more for the cause of abolitionism with his Beecher’s bibles
than did his sister Harriet with her Uncle Tom’s Cabin. But
it was John Brown who brought the Sharps to a bloody birth at
Harpers Ferry, and a nation’s innocence was lost at Gettysburg.
After the Civil War, free ammunition had been handed out to
privateer hunters to usher the vast, uncontrollable buffalo herds
into extinction. Then there were the Indians. Good and bad, these
actions had earned the Sharps buffalo rifle the title of one of the
most significant weapons in history and in language. Sharps
shooter: sharp-shooter. “What makes you think . . . ?”
“The amount of lead, cartridge lubricant, no powder
burns . . . A feeling.” He turned and walked toward the house, the
rifle scabbard thrown over his shoulder. After a moment, he
stopped. “Three hundred and seventy.” Big deal.
I was sitting at the picnic table and contemplated
muzzle velocity and trajectory sightings at 440 yards. The Sharps
was now wedged between three small sand bags, and a much larger
spotting scope sat atop a three-pronged pedestal at my elbow. Omar
returned with two cups of coffee, at my request. The cups were
thick buffalo china with his brand on them, and it was really good
coffee.
“Jay still enjoying the matinee?”
“You know, I’ve seen men ruined by drink, drugs,
and Dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen
one ruined by soft-core porn.” He nudged his mug a little farther
over and leaned his elbows on the table. “You’d think he’d never
seen a set of tits before.”
“Amazing what they can do with special effects
these days.” I looked down the three-foot barrel.
“Trajectory?”
“Like a rainbow, and it hits like a twelve-pound
sledgehammer at fourteen hundred feet per second.”
“Sounds slow and painful.”
The noise he made was not kind. “Like my
marriage.”
I looked across the range and unbuttoned the top
button of my uniform coat. The sun was getting higher, and the
warmth felt good on my back. “You think this is what did it,
huh?”
“Reasonably sure.”
“We need to broaden our search grid.”
“By a wide margin.” He pushed the mug even farther
away; maybe he didn’t drink coffee. “If you want, I’ll go up there
and do a walk around. Might be less intrusive than Search and
Rescue.”
I wondered why he was being so helpful. “You
curious about this case?”
“A little.”
“I’d have to send somebody with you.”
He laughed. “Does this mean I’ve made the
list?”
“Don’t feel so honored, everybody with two ears and
a trigger finger has made it so far.”
“Maybe I can help you to shorten it.” He looked out
at the doomed pumpkin. “Well . . .”
“Well, what?”
He nudged the butt of the rifle toward me with his
fingertips. “I’ve shot it before. Your turn.”
By the time I got back to the paved county road we
were in a full-blown Chinook, and the temperature had risen above
sixty-five degrees. I regretted not taking off my jacket before I’d
gotten in the Bullet and flipped the heater over to vent. The Esper
place was out near the junkyard south of town, so I hopped on the
interstate and blew by Durant. I was about a mile past the exit
when I remembered that I had told Ruby to send Jim. I figured I’d
just keep going and radioed in to tell Ruby to tell Ferg I’d just
take care of it myself.
“I left a message at his place and on his cell.
It’s before noon, so he’s probably out fishing.” Static. “When are
you going to get a mobile phone?”
“Then we wouldn’t be able to say cool things like
‘roger that.’ ”
More static. “I’m willing to make the sacrifice.”
Static. “You better get back here and let the Ferg go round up the
Espers, Vic says she’s got news from DCI.”
I was already looking for a turnaround and spotted
one at the top of the next rise. “Nothing she wants to tell me over
the radio?”
Silence for a moment. “She says she’d tell you over
a mobile phone.”
“I’ll be there in a few minutes.” I whipped through
the official vehicle crossover, checked my speed, and automatically
looked around for the HPs; they love to give tickets to
sheriffs.
I parked the Bullet and reached over onto the
passenger seat to get the small satchel Omar had given me. Vic was
seated across from Ruby in one of our plastic civilian chairs with
her feet propped up on Ruby’s desk. Her legs were barely long
enough to make the reach. It didn’t look comfortable, but it was
Vic.
Big smile. “How you doin’, faddass?”
“I’m sorrowed to see the time spent in the echoing
halls of criminal investigation have done nothing to curb your
native vulgarity.”
They looked at each other, and Vic raised her
eyebrow. “He are a college graduate.”
I slapped her small feet and continued on to my
office. She followed after me and watched as I eased into my chair.
“What’s the matter with you?”
“I’ve been running.” I was watching, but her
expression didn’t change.
“Bullshit.”
“Honest.” I didn’t have to tell her how far.
“How far?” I smiled at her. “I mean from the Bullet
into the office doesn’t really count.”
“Sure it does.”
“Or up to the drive-through to get more
beer.”
“It’s a cumulative effect, right?” She tossed
another registered packet onto my desk; this one was from the
Store. “And this is?”
“You’re king of the big words this morning, you
tell me.” She turned and swaggered out of the office. “I’m getting
another cup of coffee. Should I get you one, or do you want to run
out here and get your own?”
I was reading the cover letter when she put my
coffee in front of me. She sat in the chair opposite and now
propped her feet up on my desk. I looked at the Browning tactical
boots laced up past her ankles. I followed them up to her big,
tarnished gold eyes, one of which winked at me over the
Philadelphia Police mug. “Glad to have me back, aren’tcha?”
I grunted and turned the letter around for her to
see. “We have a state ornithologist?”
She sipped her coffee. “Makes you proud,
huh?”
“Haliaeetus leucocephalus?”
“Sounds dirty, doesn’t it?
I shook my head. “Boy, are you in a mood.”
“I actually got some sleep; you ought to try it
sometime.” She continued to look at me over the lip of her
mug.
“Are you going to help me out with this
gobbledygook, or do I really have to read this?”
“Haliaeetus leucocephalus, the national bird
of los estados unidos.”
I read a little farther. “Meleagris
gallopavo?”
The gold rolled to the ceiling. “Think
Thanksgiving.”
“Turkey?”
“The feather they found on scene with Cody
Pritchard.”
“So, they’re saying that it wasn’t an eagle
feather, that it was a wild turkey?” I let that sit awhile. “I
wasn’t aware that eagles or turkeys were suspect; I thought we had
all agreed that the gunshot wound might have had something to do
with the cause of death.”
She uncrossed her legs, put her feet on the floor,
and sat her cup on the edge of my desk. “Wait, it gets
better.”
“If you bring Cock Robin into this, I’m going to
send you back to Cheyenne.”
“It was a turkey disguised as an eagle.” She
reached across the desk and reopened the extended envelope,
plucking out the feather, and handing it to me in its cellophane
wrapper. “It’s a fake.”
I turned on my desk lamp and examined it under the
light. It looked real enough to me.
“They sell ’em all over the place, even got ’em
down at the pawn shop with all the shells and beads and shit.” I
thought about the eagle feathers hanging from Omar’s rifle sheath.
“They use them for crafts and such. You can fit your thumbnail into
the spline of a turkey feather, but not a bird of prey like an
eagle.”
Sure enough, my thumbnail fit in the spline ridge.
“What was Cody Pritchard doing with fake eagle feathers?” She sat
back in her chair. “You don’t think . . . ?”
“I do.”
I looked at the feather again; it was about a foot
long and the quill was about a quarter inch thick. It was dark
about three-quarters of the way up, then solid white where it had
been bleached. “A calling card.”
“Knowing Cody’s predilection for all things Native
American, I would say that’s a safe bet.”
I continued to look at the faux feather. “Damn, I
don’t like the direction this is taking.”
Her eyes dropped; she didn’t like it either. “I
confiscated some samples from the pawn shop and FedExed them down
to Cheyenne to check the dye lots, but they said not to hold our
breath. They said the majority of Native Americans just dip them in
Clorox themselves.” She laced her fingers together and leaned
forward. “I could get some more samples from over in Sheridan.
Bucking Buffalo Supply Company over on Main Street carries them,
too. I don’t know about Gillette.”
I held up the feather and looked at it. “Working on
the supposition that this is a calling card, who should we say is
calling?”
“Good question. I guess this means we can keep our
shingle out.”
“Yep, business is good.” I turned the feather in my
hand. “All right, bearing this in mind, we’re looking at a
murder.”
“Yeah.” She looked resigned.
“But we’re going to have to go back and check the
feather thing with Cody’s family, friends, and such.”
“Let me guess who’s gonna have to do that.”
“I can stick the Ferg on it. His fishing career is
about to get cramped.” I held the feather up between us. “This
immediately points to Indian involvement.” I looked at the feather
some more. “Well, on the surface of it.”
“And a fake eagle feather?”
I shrugged. “Fake Indians?”
“I’m getting confused. Running with the supposition
that this is real Indian mojo . . .”
“Doesn’t make sense. I don’t know everything about
Indian medicine, but I don’t think they tolerate this fake stuff.
Not when it’s this big.”
“What is the significance of the feather?”
“Not a clue, but I know this guy . . .” I punched
up automatic dial number two, and Henry’s number at the Pony began
ringing. “How was Cheyenne?”
She took another sip of her coffee. “The wind
blows, along with everything else.” Nobody answered. He was
probably waiting at my house to make me run. “Nobody?”
“Otherwise engaged. I’ll get him later.” I handed
the feather over to her.
“Fuck.”
“Yep. Looks like we’re gonna have to go talk to
some Indians.”
“Fuck.”
“Yep.”
“What’s in the bag?”
I reached over and opened the flap of the canvas
bag and tossed her a cartridge. It was as long as her index finger
and about as big around. Her eyes shot to mine and then returned to
the shell.
“Fuck.”
“Yep.”
I put Vic on tracking down all the Sharps buffalo
rifles registered in Wyoming under curio and antique registration.
It wasn’t required, but maybe they would be registered for
insurance purposes. Then she was going to check all the gun shops
in the area and call up the replica companies that might have sold
such a weapon or ammo. I thought we might have a better shot at the
ammunition but that was balanced out by the possibility that the
shells were loaded by the shooter. That meant tracking down
reloading dies and paraphernalia for big calibers. It was going to
be a lot of work, but she smiled when I gave her the slug shot from
Omar’s gun to have compared with the original. The smile faded when
I told her she was going to have to go out with him for a quick
spiral search of the site this afternoon. “How’s Myra these
days?”
“Last word from her was that Paris, half of Omar’s
money, and none of him was suiting her just fine.”
She took her empty coffee cup and started for her
office. “I wish Glen was rich.”
I thought about Vic being rich. She already had the
fuck-you attitude; fuck-you money might be too much. I trailed
after her and asked Ruby if she’d heard anything from Ferg.
“Nothing; they must still be biting.”
“I’m gonna have to drive down to the Espers.”
She paused to look at me. “Not really. I think Ferg
was fishing down on the north fork of Crazy Woman; as soon as he
gets on the highway he’ll get the message and head over there. It’s
on the way.”
“Any Post-its?”
“Vic got them all.”
I stood there. “Any pencils need sharpening?”
“Why don’t you go talk to Ernie Brown, Man About
Town? He’s called here about six times since yesterday.” She went
back to her keyboard and began typing. “Maybe he’s afraid of being
scooped.” I gave her a hard look as I shambled out of the office
with my tail between my legs. “Should I call and tell him the great
man is on his way over, seeing as how you have nothing else to
do?”
I didn’t slam the door; it would have been
undignified. It was still gorgeous outside, so I decided to walk
over to the Durant Courant’s office, a block down and over.
That would show them.
Omar and I had had a brief conversation on the
more practical aspects of what I had still hoped wasn’t a murder
case. Who could do it? What were the logistics of shooting an
almost .50 caliber rifle more than five hundred yards? Omar had his
own theories. “I can narrow it down to almost a dozen men who could
make a shot like that on a consistent basis.”
“In county?”
“In county.” He stroked his goatee and pulled on
the long hairs at the end. “Me, you, Roger Russell from down on
Powder, Mike Rubin, Carroll Cooper, Dwight Johnston in Durant, Phil
La Vante, Stanley Fogel, Artie Small Song out on the Rez, your pal
Henry Standing Bear and . . .” He shrugged.
“Let’s go with the ‘and’ first?”
“A sleeper. Somebody who does this stuff, is very
good at it, and who nobody knows about.”
“Let’s move on to you.”
He looked back at the pumpkin without smiling. “I’d
either be a liar or a fool to tell you anything different. I’ve got
the talent and the weapon, just no motive.”
“You mind if I check the ballistics on your
rifle?”
“I’d be offended if you didn’t.”
“Me.”
“Yep.”
“Roger Russell’s a shooter?”
“Yes, he is. You know that turkey shoot they have
out Tipperary Road, near the Wallows?” I nodded. “He won that three
years in a row.”
The last time I’d seen Roger Russell was at the Red
Pony the evening of the shooting. I’d have to ask Henry if he was a
regular. “Mike Rubin?”
“Best gunsmith in the state; he could do it.”
“Carroll Cooper?”
“Same as Roger, one of those reenactment crazies.
Does a lot with the Little Big Horn people.”
“Dwight Johnston?”
“Drinks, but he used to be a damn good shot. He was
on the NRA National Shooting Team back in the late
seventies.”
“Phil La Vante is seventy-two years old.”
“That old Basquo can still shoot.”
“Stanley Fogel? The dentist?”
“He’s a shooter.”
“Artie Small Song?”
“I don’t know a lot about those guys out on the
Rez, but him and Henry immediately come to mind. I like Artie, and
I’ve used him to guide for me. He’s good, and the dollar dogs love
Indians.”
I set my jaw. “Henry?”
“I knew that was one you didn’t want to hear, but
he could most definitely do it. Jesus, Walt, the son of a bitch
used to jump behind enemy lines in Laos, air extract NVA officers
for interrogation. You ever stop to think how many he didn’t bring
back?”
It had crossed my mind about the NVAs. “Out of this
list, how many do you figure are capable of killing a man?”
He didn’t pause for a second. “Half.”
“Are we in that half?”
He looked at me. “One of us is.”
I turned the corner at the bridge, resisted the
temptation of an early lunch at the Bee, and crossed the street
down the hill to the little red brick building that had served the
Courant since before the turn of the last century. The bell
tinkled as I pushed open the antique beveled-glass door. “I wanna
speak to the editor of this so-called newspaper!” He looked over
his trifocals and smiled. I walked over to Ernie’s train set. The
train was legendary around these parts in that it passed through an
exact replica of our town, proceeded into the mountains, where it
disappeared into a maze of tunnels only to reappear on the plains
east, followed the flow of the Powder River, and returned to town.
I leaned over Durant, past my office with me getting out of the
Bullet, and looked at the mountainside to the little logging
operation that had begun about a third of the way up. “That’s
new.”
He got up and codgered his way over. “I’m not sure
about it.”
I looked at the trucks, miniature sawmill, and
diminutive little loggers. “Looks like a responsible operator,
‘long as he doesn’t overwork the tree line.”
“I suppose so . . .” He still didn’t sound sure,
but his eyes met mine. “I’m sorry to bother you, Walter. I know how
busy you must be these days.” He smiled. “Would you like to sit
down?”
“Thanks, Ernie, but if it’s not going to take long
. . . ?”
He made a gentle waving gesture with his hand.
“Just a few statements.” He drifted over to his desk and came back
with a small, spiral-ring notebook and a pencil that had probably
been sharpened since yesterday morning. I had to smile at the
importance of being Ernest. “Just a few general questions.” He
pursed his lips and poised the pencil over the pad. “How is the
investigation progressing?”
I flipped a switch and went into publicspeak:
“We’re very satisfied with the cooperation we’ve received from the
Division of Criminal Investigation in Cheyenne and the Federal
Bureau of Investigation in Washington.” Where the hell else would
it be, Peoria? “We’ve been able to make significant progress on the
case with the help of some of the top-flight ballistics labs in the
country.”
“That’s wonderful. People will sleep better knowing
the scope of response to this incident.”
I looked at him, just to make sure facetious
sarcasm hadn’t entered the office when I wasn’t looking. “We’ve put
a substantial amount of our force on this case and are making every
attempt to bring this particular incident to a quick conclusion.”
What else was I going to say? That there were only three and a half
of us and that we were going to drag the case out as long as we
could, just so we could have something to do? I dreaded the running
monologue that accompanied these public statements and lived in
fear that my mouth would someday open and I’d accidentally speak
the truth. So far, it hadn’t happened; that worried me too. When I
looked back up, Ernie had stopped talking. “I’m sorry,
Ernie.”
“It’s perfectly all right. I can’t even imagine all
the things that must be going on in your head right now.” I was at
least glad of that. “Any breakthroughs in the case?”
“Nothing that I can relate, as the investigation is
ongoing at the moment.”
“Certainly.”
“Anybody else said anything that might be of any
use to me?”
He blinked; it’s possible I derailed him by asking
him a question. I watched as he stared at the little train tracks.
“There have been a number of unfortunate statements concerning the
young man. It is still an accidental situation, isn’t it?”
I thought about it. “Yes. Nothing strong enough to
lead me to believe otherwise, at this time.”
It was close enough to publicspeak to get me
through. I half turned toward the door. “Anything else?”
“Oh, no.” Lost in thought, he tapped the notebook
with the pink, oversized eraser pushed onto the end of his pencil.
“Do you ever get the feeling that the world is tired, Walter?” I
stood there, not quite sure of what to say next. He looked
embarrassed. “I’m sorry. I sometimes forget myself and wax
philosophic in the afternoons.”
I walked over to the door and pushed it open,
pausing to lean against the frame. “I don’t know about the world,
but I sure as hell get that way.” He smiled, I smiled, and I left.
It was only eleven forty-five.
I climbed the hill and turned the corner on Main
and became untired. The jaunty, little red Jeep sat at the curb
just outside the Crazy Woman Bookstore. I went over and sat against
the fender. It was a long walk back to the office, and I needed a
rest. After about three minutes, she came out.
“Hey, you.” She was wearing a black cashmere
sweater, a fancy western jacket all of fringe, vintage jeans, and a
pair of high-heel boots. Her hair was loose and kind of rumpled.
She looked great. “What, am I parked illegally?” She opened the
door and tossed her paper bag of books onto the front seat. She did
not come back around the door.
I continued to smile, but I was worried. “How’s
your dog?” That at least got a partial smile.
“He scare you?”
“Yep.”
She smiled at a young couple walking up the street.
“He has that effect on people.” She pulled her keys from her purse
and then tossed it on the same seat as the books. Her eyes came up,
steady. “Do you really want to talk about my dog?” I wanted to talk
about anything. I wanted to run for my life. “Look . . .” I dreaded
female statements that started with “look.” In my limited
experience, there was nowhere to hide after they were made. “You’ve
probably been pretty busy lately . . .”
“That seems to be the consensus.”
She flipped the butterscotch hair back and laid
those frank, lupine eyes on me again. “I’ve been thinking that this
is probably a really bad time for both of us to think of starting a
relationship.”
I nodded and pushed off the fender and thought
about sweeping her into my arms and giving her a big wet one right
on Main Street. Fortunately, I always check my shots, just buried
my fists deeper in my jacket pockets, and stood with my legs apart
on the other side of the door so that I could absorb the impact. “I
thought we already had this conversation.”
It was the wrong thing to say, I could tell that
right away. Her eyes sharpened along with her voice. “Maybe we
weren’t clear.” I looked around to see if anybody was around to
watch the sheriff get gunned down at what I’m sure was approaching
high noon. “Walt . . .”
“Before you say anything else, let me get this out,
because I might not get a chance later, or I may not want to . . .”
I drove ahead, looking for light. “That measly, little, pathetic
attempt at the beginnings of a romance, I refuse to use that word
relationship, are all I’ve had to go on for the last three years.
It may not seem like much to you, but for me it was giant steps,
and if you think that you’re going to take it away from me with a
few curt words here on the sidewalk, then you’ve got another think
coming.” In my limited experience, women dreaded male statements
that ended with “then you’ve got another think coming.” It usually
meant there was a lot more coming, but in this case there wasn’t.
It had taken everything for me to get that out; so, I just stood
there, watching the tired world fall apart around me.
I’m not sure what I had hoped to accomplish with
this particular outburst. I was just being honest and, to my utter
surprise, she placed her hand under my chin, leaned over the door
on tiptoes, and kissed me on the mouth, slowly and gently. As our
faces parted, and my eyes were once again able to open and focus,
she whispered, “You should call me, very soon.” As the little red
Jeep skimmed away, I felt the thought of a mobile phone growing on
me.
On the way back to the office, I picked up three
chicken dinners from the Bee and fended off Dorothy’s questions
about what had just taken place on Main Street across from her
restaurant. She reminded me that hers was a family establishment
and that such overt demonstrations of lust might be better served
in a more private setting, by getting a room.
Ruby took one Styrofoam container and one iced tea
out of my hands. “You keep this up and I might vote for you
myself.”
I continued on my way to the door of Vic’s office.
She was sitting with her feet up on her own desk for a change;
folders and clipboards with legal pads ran the distance from her
hips to her ankles. She was writing on one of the tablets with the
phone cradled between her chin and shoulder. I carefully placed her
tea and lunch on the desk. She nodded thanks, and I sat down to
open mine. It was when I realized I hadn’t gotten any napkins that
Ruby appeared in the doorway and handed me a roll of paper towels
from the kitchenette in back: fine dining at its best. The steam
rolled out as I opened the container and prepared to eat Dorothy’s
famous Brookville, Kansas, recipe chicken. It was a religious
experience.
Vic nodded and grunted a few agreements before she
hung up. “This is a really fun job you’ve got me doing here.” She
looked at me again. “Do you have lipstick on your face?”
I wiped it off with a paper towel and picked up a
thigh. “Don’t be silly, what’ve you got?”
She looked at me for a moment longer, then
continued. “Guess where the majority of these replicas are
made?”
I momentarily paused on the batter-covered thigh.
“New Jersey.”
She began placing the folders, clipboards, and
paraphernalia on the desk. She fanned the information she’d
gathered across the surface and placed her chicken container on her
lap, taking the lid off and sipping her iced tea. She never used a
straw. “Italy. The damn things are made in northern Italy by some
firm called Pedersoli.”
“Sounds dirty.” That got a look. I continued to
eat.
She picked up a breast. “What?”
“Only thing I know about Italian war rifles is you
can buy ’em cheap, never fired, only dropped once.” She cocked an
eyebrow and bit into her own chicken. “Sorry, old World War II
joke.” She stuck a hand out, and I tore off a paper towel. “It’s
chess night with Lucian; got me thinking about it.” I nodded toward
the desk. “What’ve you got, other than a nation of origin?”
She got that predatory look on her face, unimpeded
by the way she was dismembering the poor chicken. “There are a few
made in this country, the most famous being the Shiloh Sharps made
up in Big Timber.”
“New Jersey?”
“Montana.” Her eyes flattened. “Are you going to
behave so we can get through this in a reasonable amount of
time?”
“What happened to your good mood?”
She wiped her fingers off on her pants and picked
up one of the clipboards. “My boss gave me this shitty job to do.”
She took another sip of her tea. “The Shiloh version is the top of
the line, with a waiting list of about four years. The only one
sold in our area as far back as registration goes is one to a Roger
Russell, about two years ago.” I stopped chewing. “Bingo?”
“He’s on Omar’s short list, and he was in the bar
the night you called.”
“Really? Who else is on the list?”
“I think me, but I’m not sure.”
She looked back at the clipboard. “Well, your name
didn’t come up.”
“And Roger Russell?”
“Special ordered his from the Sportshop here in
town, .45-70 caliber. Mean anything?”
“I’ll go talk to David Fielding; I was going to
anyway.” Dave would be a better source of information concerning a
particular caliber in the area than the FBI and ATF combined.
“Then Roger Russell?”
“Among others.”
She turned the plastic spork in her mouth, pulling
it out to speak. “Sounds like Omar’s list is bothering you.”
I took a deep breath and was amazed at how quickly
the weight of my chest forced the air out. “A little.”
“Who else is on it?” I told her as she worked on
another piece of chicken. “Considering our earlier conversation,
the Indian suspects worry me the most.” I agreed. “You’re going to
have to get a federal search warrant to go out there.”
“You know, Balzac once described bureaucracy as a
giant mechanism operated by pygmies.”
“What’d your buddy Balzac have to say about
inadmissible evidence?”
“Not a lot. I think he considered the subject
beneath him.” She shook her head as I continued to smile at her.
“What else you got?”
“We’ve got a few registered bona fides.”
“Antiques and curio weapons?”
“Do you believe Omar has his registered?”
“That would be the insurance thing we talked
about.”
“Mike Rubin was one.”
“Well that’s two on our list.” I put my chicken
down and wiped my hands. “It’s really going to piss me off if Omar
turns out to be right.”
“At least you don’t have to go on a fucking picnic
with the prick this afternoon. What time am I supposed to be out
there?”
I looked at my pocket watch. “Three.”
I didn’t catch the look, because by the time I got
back to her she had returned to the clipboard; the coleslaw spork
jutted from the corner of her mouth like a fishing lure. “You
really did miss me.”
It was true. I had.
I parked the Bullet in front of the Sportshop. I
was damned if I was going to be caught walking on Main Street
again, it was too emotionally dangerous. I passed the fishing
department, went through the acres of fleece wear, and stopped in
front of the center counter. There was a skinny, redheaded kid
reading the Courant, and it took a while for him to notice
me. I was the only other person in the place. “Can I help
you?”
“Dave around?”
“He’s in the back.” I waited. “Do you want me to go
get him?”
“If you would.” He looked uncertain. “Don’t worry,
I won’t steal anything.” He rounded the corner and hightailed it
for the stock room.
I looked over at the gun rack along the right-hand
wall and thought about the statement that guns made this country
what it is today and wondered if that was good or bad. We were a
combative breed. I was not hard on us, though; I didn’t need to be,
history was. Ten major wars and countless skirmishes over the last
two hundred years pretty much told the tale. But that was political
history, not personal. I was brought up on a ranch but, because of
my father, the romance of guns had somehow escaped me. In his eyes,
a gun was a tool, not some half-assed deity. Guys who named their
guns worried him and me.
I walked down the aisle and looked at the shining
walnut stocks, the glistening blue barrels. There were beautiful
hand-engraved, over-and-under fowling pieces next to ugly Armalite
AR-15s that looked and felt like a Mattel toy. Small chains wound
their way through the trigger guards with little bronze locks at
the end of each row. It was like a chain gang for weapons. Some of
them might be good, some of them might be bad, but there was no way
to tell until somebody picked them up. By the time I got back to
the front of the aisle, Dave was waiting for me.
Dave had a studious quality framed in the
metal-edged glasses, which emphasized his pale eyes. He looked like
a basketball-playing owl in an unbuttoned shirt. He was originally
from Missouri and had a matter-of-fact quality to his speech that I
had always found entertaining. He also knew how to keep his mouth
shut. “You’re looking for a gun?”
“Naw, I got plenty.” I looked past him to the kid,
who was hovering at the counter.
“Matt, why don’t you go help them unload the truck,
okay?” He disappeared. “Something important?”
“Maybe.” I explained the situation without giving
out any names, motives, or qualified information.
“Sharps?”
“Or anything pertaining to . . . ?”
He held his chin in his hand and looked down the
row of rifles and shotguns. “We’ve got a few of the
replicas.”
“Italian?”
“Yeah.”
“Pedersoli?” I was showing off.
He released his chin and pushed the glasses farther
up on his nose. “As a matter of fact, they are.” We walked down the
aisle, and he unlocked the end chain. I expected them all to make a
run for it. “These are early Pedersolis, not long after they bought
out Garrett.” I nodded sagely. “I don’t believe they changed the
production line much.” I nodded sagely some more. It was fun being
an expert on Italian buffalo rifles, having a specialty. He handed
the rifle to me. It was similar to Omar’s in size and weight, but
that was where the similarities ended. The metal on this one had an
antiqued, cloudy-blue appearance, and the wood stock seemed hard
and plastic. Comparing it to the museum piece I had fired this
morning was inevitable but not fair.
I set the hammer to the safety/loading notch before
opening the action just as if there were a fired case in the
chamber, preventing any unnecessary stress on the firing pin.
Amazing the things you learned hanging around with Omar. It was
smooth but nothing like the one from this morning.
“What’s the accuracy on these things?”
“Actually, pretty good.”
I placed the narrow butt plate against the deep
bruise on my shoulder. It fit my wound perfectly. I raised the
barrel toward Main Street and envisioned Italian buffalo sitting at
a street-side café, drinking Chianti. “Five hundred yards?”
“Oh, God no.”
I let the buffalo go. “Won’t get there?”
“It’ll get there but not with much accuracy. Not
with these repros.”
I handed the rifle back to him. “Sell many of
’em?”
“A few; here and there.”
“Mind telling me who bought them?”
He slowly exhaled, blowing out his lips. “I could
go off the top of my head, but I can get it out of the computer and
you’d have an exact list.”
“Great.” He locked the guns back, and I followed
him to the counter and the computer. “You ever sell any of the real
ones?”
“No.”
“How much is one worth, a really good
.45-70?”
The exhale again. “As much as a vacation in
Tuscany.”
“How about ammunition . . . do you sell much for
these?”
“Who knows?”
“Can you get that for me?”
“It’ll take longer.”
I was asking a lot, and I knew it. “It would be a
great help.”
“Can I get it to you tomorrow?” He reached over and
turned on the printer.
“That’d be fine.” He watched the paper roll through
the printer for a moment, and then tore loose the list and handed
it to me without looking at it. “You don’t want to see?” I asked
him.
“None of my business.”
I folded the sheet in half and stuck out my hand.
“Thank you, Dave.”
Ruby had said there was a cold front on the way
and, by tomorrow morning, there was supposed to be more than four
inches of the white stuff. I tossed my jacket onto the passenger
seat. If the warm weather wasn’t going to last long, I was going to
enjoy it while it was here. I fired her up, rolling down the window
and resting my arm on the door. It felt good to have the extra
elbow room.
You couldn’t blame the computer; it probably did
the list of three names in alphabetical order. The first name on
the list was Brian Connally—Turk.