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There’s nothing like a dead body to make you feel,
well, removed. I guess the big city boys, cataloguing forty or
fifty homicides a year, get used to it, but I never have. I’ve been
around enough wildlife and stock that it’s pretty commonplace, the
mechanics of death. There’s a religion worthy of this right of
passage, of taking that final step from being a vertical creature
to a horizontal one. Yesterday you were just some nobody, today
you’re the honored dead with bread bags rubber-banded over your
hands. I secure what’s left of my dwindling humanity with the false
confidence of the living, the deceitful wit of the eight-foot tall
and bulletproof. Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of death, I will live forever. If I don’t, I sure as
hell won’t become an unattended death in the state of Wyoming with
sheep shit all over me.
We had pretty much done our work, secured the area,
lit it up, and finished taking pictures. There’s a kind of cocksure
attitude that overtakes a man in the presence of the dearly
departed, a you’re-dead-and-I’m-not kind of perspective. There’s
something about a carcass of an animal like oneself, the
post-shuffled, mortal coil that brings out the worst in me, and I
start thinking that I’m funny.
“I’ve been thinking about a search-and-rescue sheep
squad.” I picked some of the dried shit from my pants and flicked
it from my fingernails. “The way I figure it, the sheep would work
up a damn storm and never raise any hell about working conditions.
Might even get rid of some of this leafy spurge.” I looked around
at the frosted milky-yellow plants that had been half eaten by the
baahing attending witnesses we had corralled at the base of the
hill. I had been here for nine hours, and the sun was beginning to
scatter the gray blocks that made up the eastern horizon. The crime
scene was a slight depression at the middle of a wreath-shaped
ridge. “What do you think?”
T.J. raised an eyebrow from her clipboard. “Cody
Allen Pritchard.” She returned the eyebrow to the hunting license
and wallet that were clipped to the official forms. “DOB, 8/1/81.
Kind of has a ring to it.”
Cody had looked better. Whoever had dispatched the
young man had done so with a smooth and consistent pull-off as
center shot. From the back, it looked as though someone had drilled
a perfectly round hole between Cody’s shoulder blades; from the
front, it looked as though someone had driven a stagecoach through
him. The body was lying facedown, all the limbs arranged in a
normal fashion, arms at the sides with palms turned to the
lemon-colored sky. I was tempted to see if Cody’s lifeline was
abnormally short, but his hands had already been bagged. A green
John Deere hat with an adjustable strap in the back had been carted
off with the unfired Model 94 Winchester 30-30 that had been found
at his side. His clothes were in bad shape, even for a person who
had had more than ten cc’s of lead pushed through him at
approximately twenty-five hundred feet per second. The sheep had
done a number on him. The orange vest was torn where they had tried
to eat it, the sleeves of his flannel shirt were shredded, and even
his work boots looked as though they had been nibbled on. They had
slept on him, gleaning the last energies of the late Cody Pritchard
as his body cooled. Finally, much to the dissatisfaction of the
crime lab people, they had shit on him.
I gestured to the sheep down the hill. “I’m
assuming that you’re going to want to question all the
witnesses.”
T.J. Sherwin had been the director of the Division
of Criminal Investigation’s lab unit for seventeen odd years. I had
always called her the Little Lady, as opposed to many of the other
nicknames that periodically circulated through Wyoming’s law
enforcement community: Bitch on Wheels, the Wicked Witch of the
West, and Bag Lady. The last referred to the Division of Criminal
Investigation’s home away from home, a converted grocery in
Cheyenne, commonly tagged as the Store. Hence, DCI lab personnel
were routinely called Bag Boys, and criminal investigators were
Cashiers.
When I first met T.J., she had informed me that I
was just the kind of dinosaur she was going to make a personal
career of eradicating. As the years passed and we worked numerous
cases together, I remained a dinosaur, but I was her favorite
dinosaur. “So, what do you think?” She had finally lowered the
clipboard.
“He doesn’t look like a deer.” I gave Cody another
study.
“Walt, let’s drop the aw shucks bullshit. This is
one of the boys that was involved in that rape case two years ago.”
T.J. had held my hand through the Little Bird rape investigation,
introducing me to the world of secretors, medical swabs, and
gynecological exams.
“Yeah, well, I’ll follow up on the home front; he
wasn’t any angel. We’ll go through the licensees, and, hopefully,
find some poor, dumb bastard from Minnesota that got a little
trigger happy.”
“You don’t think it was an accident?”
I thought about it. “Like I said, he wasn’t an
altar boy.”
“You have a feeling about this?”
I started to give her the old
Colonel-Mustard-in-the-library-with-the-candlestick routine, but
thought better of it. “No, I don’t.”
When we got back, the Bag Boys had already zipped
Cody up and loaded him onto a gurney; some of the others were still
processing evidence into freezer bags. One of the boys was dropping
a tattered eagle feather into a plastic envelope. He looked up as
we approached. “Looks like everything out here’s been making a meal
of this poor guy.”
T.J. turned to me. “Walt, are you going to be the
primary on this one?”
“Do you mean am I going to be riding in one of
those Conestoga wagons of yours for five hours down to
Cheyenne?”
“Yes.”
“No.” I pointed to the group of vehicles where Vic
was busy putting away the photography equipment. “At the bottom of
this hill, you will find my somewhat agitated, but highly skilled,
primary investigator.”
T.J. smiled. She liked Vic. “She have any cases
pending?”
“Well, she’s been hanging Christmas lights in town,
but I figure we can let her go for a few days.”
“It’s not even Thanksgiving.”
“It’s a city council thing.”
We followed the body down to where the rest of our
little task force had congregated. Someone had brought a number of
Thermoses full of hot coffee and a few boxes of donuts. I got a cup
of coffee; I don’t eat donuts. I spotted Jim Ferguson, one of my
deputies and head of Search and Rescue, across the bed of the truck
and asked him if they had turned anything up on their walk around.
His mouth was full of cream-filled, but the gist was no. I told him
I was going to replace his staff with the sheep.
“We did a three-hundred-yard perimeter, but the
light wasn’t so good. We’ll do another soon as everybody gets a
donut and some coffee. You think this guy left brass?”
“I hope.”
I took my coffee and moved over to where T.J. and
Vic were seated on a tailgate. They were looking at some of the
evidence; hopefully, they were discussing something I could
understand.
“Single shot, center, didn’t get too much of the
sternum.” Vic held a bag up to the rising sun and looked at the
metal fragment inside. “Fuck, I don’t know.” T.J. patted the spot
beside her with the palm of her hand, and I sat. Vic continued, “It
looks like a slug. I’m thinking 12 gauge or something just a little
bigger.”
“Bazooka?”
She lowered the bag, and her eyes met mine. “You’re
getting rid of me?”
I nodded my head. “Yep.”
“Why?”
“Because you’re a big pain in the butt.”
“Fuck you.”
“And you talk dirty.”
She handed the bagged bullet to T.J. “You’re going
to be stuck up here with Turk.”
“Yeah, well, maybe we’ll get the Christmas lights
put up together.” Vic snorted and readjusted her gun belt.
“Besides, you’ve forgotten more about this space-age stuff than
I’ll ever know. You can relay information back to me.” The
tarnished gold stared at me, unblinking. “You’ll only be down there
for two days. It will take us that long to round up all the usual
suspects.” I was the old dog who had learned his fill of new
tricks, and it was only logical that I work the county and the
people.
She poked me in the belly. Her finger remained in
one of my fat rolls, and she poked each word for emphasis, “If
Search and Rescue don’t find anything, you gonna call Omar?”
“That’s another reason for you to leave, you don’t
like Omar.”
She poked me again. “You be careful, all
right?”
This all sounded very strange coming from Vic’s
mouth, but I took it as affection and punched her on the shoulder.
“I’m always . . .” She knocked my hand away.
“I mean it.” She didn’t have kind eyes, they rarely
looked away, and they always told the truth. I could use eyes like
that. “I’ve got a funny feeling about all of this.”
I gazed back up to the patch of sage and scrub weed
and watched the sun free itself from the red hills. “Yeah, well you
got five hours to talk to T.J. about this woman’s intuition thing.”
The next poke hurt.
I hung around the scene until Search and Rescue
had finished their second sweep; I sat in the Bullet and filled out
the reports. Ferg strolled up with a cup of coffee and another
cream-filled. “Anything?” Fortunately, I caught him between
bites.
“Nothing. We got a lot of sheep shit and
tracks.”
“Any suspicious sheep tracks?”
“Nope, no suspicious sheep shit, either. It’s like
the Denver stock-yards up there.”
I thought about how you could kill a victim only
once, but how a crime scene could die a thousand deaths. I hoped
that whatever useful information could be deducted from this patch
of God’s little acre was traveling safely in plastic bags toward
Cheyenne. Motives are all fine and good, but if we could find out
the how, we’d have a shooting’s match chance of finding out the
who. I had the niggling feeling I was going to have to call
Omar.
On the drive over to the Pritchards’ place I
thought about the last time I had seen Cody alive. He was a
heavyset kid, built like a linebacker, curly blond hair and pale
blue eyes. He had his mother’s looks, his father’s temper, and
nobody’s brains. I had pulled him out on three occasions, the last
being the rape case. Cody had endeared himself to the local Native
American community by being quoted in the Sheridan paper as saying,
“Yeah, she was a retard redskin, but she was asking for it.”
The Pritchards had a place on the outskirts of
Durant and, by the time I got there, there must have been eight or
nine cars and trucks in the drive. Word carries fast in open
spaces. As I cut off the engine, the full impact of what I was
going to have to do hit me like a Burlington Northern. How do you
tell parents that their child is dead? Sure, they’d heard it
through the grapevine, but I was the official word. I allowed
myself a long sigh.
There were field swallows swooping near the Bullet.
I was probably disturbing their family, too. Seemed to be my day
for it. It had been longer than twenty-four hours since sleep. It’s
easy to work all night because the sun doesn’t come up, but when it
does, my eyes start to sting and the rest of me gets a little
shaky. I’ve always been this way. I was focusing my eyes when I
heard the screen door slam and saw John Pritchard walking down the
drive. I never cared too much for John; he was one of those guys
who always had to be in control. The conversation wasn’t as bad as
it could have been. The pertinent information from him was that
Cody had left the house twenty-seven hours ago with an extra doe
license. The pertinent information from me was that he wasn’t
coming home.

I did the best I could, drove the seven miles back
to my place, and sat on the porch—well, the front doorway—but not
for very long, because it was cold. I had the presence of mind to
fall into the house instead of out of it. I drifted in and out of
consciousness until the phone rang, and the answering machine my
daughter made me buy picked up. “You’ve reached the Longmire
residence. No one is available to answer your call right now,
’cause we’re out chasing bad guys or trying on white hats. If you
leave a message after the tone, we’ll get back to you as quickly as
we can. Happy trails!” She had taken a great deal of joy in
recording the message printed in the instructions, with a few minor
alterations. I smiled every time I heard it.
“It’s Pancake Day!” The voice resonated through the
lines from fourteen miles away. Jim Ferguson was not only head of
Search and Rescue and my longest standing part-time deputy, but he
was also the man in charge of driving around Durant once a year at
dawn in the fire department’s truck, proclaiming through a
bullhorn, “It’s Pancake Day, Pancake Day!”
There are only three major vote-getting days in
Absaroka County, and I can’t remember the other two. “Oh God, no.
It’s Pancake Day.” I thought about shooting myself. I could see the
headline: SHERIFF SHOOTS SELF, UNABLE TO FACE PANCAKES.
“It’s Pancake Day!” Ferg really enjoyed his work.
“I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for the last hour, just
thought somebody ought to call and remind you. But if you really
are gonna retire next year, then who gives a shit?”
I stumbled to the phone beside the recliner. “Is it
really today?”
“If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’.” There was a pause. “Hey,
Walt, if you want, I can just tell ’em we were up all night.” Ferg
was slightly in the Turk camp for future sheriff, but I had other
plans. If Vic was going to be the first female sheriff in Wyoming,
I only had a year to pull in all my political markers. I could last
an hour of Pancake Day with the Elks, the Eagles, the Lions, the
Jaycees, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and, of course,
the AARPs.
“I’ll be there in a half hour.”
“Remember, it’s at the Catholic church this
year.”
“You bet.” I plugged in the coffeemaker and dumped
enough coffee for eight cups into the filter with only enough water
for four. I took a shower while it was perking. The plumbing was
somewhat makeshift, but the water that came from above went away
below. It went away below through a bathtub that Henry had found
for me for twenty dollars. Somebody on the Rez had used it for
target practice with a .22 but had only chipped the porcelain. Then
there was the shower curtain. I don’t know what the exact physical
dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your
body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded
on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl,
vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.
I slid behind the wheel of the Bullet and started
driving the fourteen miles to town. Durant is situated along the
Bighorn Mountains and, because there is abundant fish and game,
it’s become the retiree capitol of Wyoming. In Absaroka County, to
ignore the octogenarian vote is to pump gas at the Sinclair station
for a living. Service jobs are about all there are in Durant,
somewhat stunting the younger generation and forcing the majority
out by age nineteen; but the retirees keep coming from Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Illinois, and Iowa, with the odd Texan and Californian
thrown in for spice. They come looking for the romance of the west
that they had paid shiny quarters to view on Saturday afternoons in
flickering black and white. They waited half a century of stamping
out automobile bumpers to get their western dream; they paid for it
and, by God, they were going to have it. Most ended up picking up
and moving out, headed for Florida, Arizona, or wherever the
weather was easier. I liked the ones who stayed. You’d see them out
after the blizzards, shoveling away, and waving at the Bullet like
it was the circus come to town. Hell, I’d stop and talk to them.
Sheriffs have to get elected in Wyoming, so we have to be liked. I
imagine that, if you had to elect the average police force, the
turnover rate would spin your Rolodex.
When I first started out, it was the part of the
job that I enjoyed the least, courting the public. But as time wore
on, it got to be the part that I enjoyed the most. Martha was right
when she said that I needed a bumper sticker that said BORN TO
BULLSHIT. The debates were the best part. In ’81, old Sheriff
Connally planned a peaceful takeover. He ran against me so no one
else could and had lofted softballs to me so that I felt like
Harmon Killabrew by the time the debate was over. I was elected.
Lucian retired and was now living the high life in room 32 at the
Durant Home for Assisted Living. I still went over on Tuesday
nights to play chess, and he still kicked my ass, to his unending
delight.
I looked at the inch of snow that dappled the
sagebrush. It looked like a Morse code of white dots and dashes
leading down the road. If I could read the message, would it tell
me the story I wanted to hear? The truth still stood that I was a
sheriff who had survived by the cult of personality, and that, if
the trend were to continue, my heir-apparent would not be elected.
Was I just trying to force Vic down the throats of the county
because I could? No, she was the best person for the job and that
was the reason I was going to have to keep pushing. Pancake Day,
Pancake Day.
I idled down into second gear at the corner of Main
and Big Horn and looked down the street to see Turk’s Trans Am
parked at the office. Just seeing his car made my ass hurt. I
didn’t feel like facing him on an empty stomach. I hoped he would
have already contacted Lavanda Running Horse over at Game and Fish
for any information we could get about last night’s incident. I
circled quickly around the courthouse to avoid being seen and made
a beeline for the Catholic church. The place was mobbed, and there
was no parking. I wheeled the Bullet onto the concrete pad beside
the HVAC unit and cut the engine. I figured the Pope wasn’t coming
today.
“Well, if it isn’t the long arm of the law.” It was
an old joke, but one I didn’t mind. “Longmire, pull up a chair and
sit yourself down.” Steve Brandt was the mayor of Durant and the de
facto president of the Business Associates Committee, a loosely
affiliated group of warring tribes that made up the commercial
facet of the downtown. He also owned the screen-printing place on
Main and had done the T-shirts for the annual Sheriff’s Department
vs. Fire Department softball game, but the less said about
this the better. Next to him was David Fielding of the Sportshop,
Elaine Gearey who had the Art Gallery, Joe of Joe Benham’s Hardware
and Lumber, Dan Crawford from the IGA, and Ruby.
“What are you doing here?” Ruby’s chin rested on
her palm, fingers trailing into the hollow below her cheekbones. I
figured cheekbones were one of those things you gained from speed
walking five miles a day.
I slipped off my coat and sat on it. “Well, I’m
here to support the courageous Durant Volunteer Fire Department’s
men in nonflammable nylon . . . Do you think their hats are cooler
than ours?”
“Shouldn’t you be home, in bed?”
I took my hat and perched it on her head. It looked
jaunty. I turned to the others at the table. “This is the problem I
have with all the women I know, they’re always trying to get me
into bed.” There was a derisive chuckle around the table, and Ruby
took my hat off, sitting it on the table brim up—good Wyoming girl.
“It’s ’cause I look so much like Gary Cooper.” General opinion at
the table projected their cinematic consensus to more like Hoot
Gibson, whereupon I changed the subject. “So, how are the
pancakes?”
“We don’t know. We been here for twenty minutes and
ain’t seen a damn pancake yet.” Joe Benham was in a lean and hungry
mood.
“Might be for the best. They aren’t letting the
firemen cook again, are they?”
“You think they’d learn to not trust ’em with
fire.” David’s comment referred to the infamous Stove Oil Incident
wherein the firemen had set fire to the old wood-burning stove at
the Future Farmers of America hall, resulting in that year’s
pancakes tasting roughly like roofing shingles.
“The best was when they almost burned their truck
up at that grass fire out near you.” Elaine, being a patron of the
arts, always appreciated spectacle.
Ruby placed a steaming Styrofoam cup of coffee in
front of me. I hadn’t even seen her get up. “Thank you, ma’am.” I
took a sip and listened to the rumble as it joined the other four
cups in my stomach. I was hungry and that was not a good thing on
Pancake Day.
“We were just discussing the city Christmas
decorations, Walt. Do you think they’re the ugliest in Wyoming?”
Elaine had a twinkle in her eye. As part of the city council, she
had been lobbying for new decorations for about six years now. The
problem was that Joe’s father had designed and executed the
offending artistry of Santa, elves, reindeer, bells, wreaths,
candles, trees, mistletoe, holly, stars, and toys twenty-five years
ago. Say what you want about three-quarter inch exterior ply, it
holds ugly for a long time.
“Gillette’s are uglier,” I ventured.
“We heard you had a busy night.” Dan Crawford
picked up his coffee and blew into it, watching the swirls of cream
separate at the rip-tide on the other side of his cup. It got
quiet.
This was going to be the prime topic of
conversation for the morning, so I might as well develop an
official line. “Nothing big. We had a hunting accident out near 137
on BLM land.” I tried to make it sound like the end of the
story.
“We heard there was a boy dead.” Dan continued to
look at his coffee.
“Well, what else have you heard?” It got even
quieter. “No offense, Dan, but I’m not gonna sit here and play
guessing games with you. Why don’t you just tell me what you know,
and I’ll either confirm or deny it or not.” His face reddened,
which was not what I was after.
“I didn’t mean anything, Walt. Just curious.”
He meant it. I rubbed my face with my hands and
looked at all of them. “I hope you’ll all excuse me, but it’s been
a long night.” I sighed. “With all due respect to the ongoing
investigation, it would appear that, on the night past, one Cody
Pritchard departed for the far country from which no traveler born
returns.”
The allusion was not lost on Elaine. “Have you
narrowed it down to a couple of hundred thousand suspects, as in
something rotten in the state of Denmark or Iowa?”
Joe nodded. “Well, I don’t figure there’ll be any
public outcries of mourning . . .” Elaine ventured that there might
be a parade, then saved me by asking if I was willing to play the
Ghost of Christmas Future in the civic theatre’s upcoming
production of A Christmas Carol. I was pretty sure that she
wanted me for my height and not my dramatic skills. This was
confirmed when she assured me that I wouldn’t have to learn any
lines and that all I had to do was point.
I excused myself to see a man about a horse and
made for the boy’s room at the far end of the hall. On the way, I
got a peek through the kitchen service opening and was startled to
see Vonnie Hayes sliding a stacked platter of pancakes to a waiting
fireman. She looked much as she did last evening, which seemed like
another life. Her hand came up and swiped back a stray wisp of hair
that had escaped from the loose bun. It’s funny how the little
movements that a woman makes seem so individualized, like a
signature. It was the rotation of the wrist with a two-finger pull.
I gave it a ten and was aroused. I waved and thought she had seen
me, but maybe I was wrong. She smiled at the young fireman and
disappeared into the kitchen. Those firemen, they make out like
bandits.
In the boy’s room, I attended to business, washed
my hands, hit the button on the hand dryer, and wiped my hands off
on my pants to the quiet hum of modern technology. It was then that
I realized I was wearing my weapon. I don’t wear my gun to
community functions, and I don’t wear it on weekends. I was
actually famous for taking it off and leaving it places.
Periodically, Vic would bring it back to me from the bathroom in
the office or out of the seat of the Bullet. She liked to make fun
of my antique armament by calling it the blunderbuss. Heavy, hard
to aim, slow rate of fire, it was the weapon I had used in Vietnam
for four years, and I’d gotten used to it.
The Colt 1911A1 had a grisly but effective past.
During the Philip-pine campaigns, the islanders took to getting
doped up and wrapping themselves in sugarcane. United States
servicemen had the glorious experience of shooting these natives
numerous times with no result before being hacked to death by their
machetes. Obviously, something with a little more hitting power
than the standard issue .38 was needed. John Browning’s
auto-loading, single-action child graduated to .45 caliber, and the
Filipinos began flying back out of the trenches they had hurled
themselves into. Unaccurized, the weapon was about as precise as a
regulation basketball but, if you hit something with it, chances
were good the fight was over.
I thumbed the standard duty holster open and took
the weapon out to check it; an old habit. The matte finish was
rubbed off at the sights and the ridges along the barrel’s slide
action. Fully loaded, which it was, it regularly weighed 38.6
ounces, but today it seemed to weigh about three tons. What the
hell was it doing on? Was I responding to some unconscious threat?
Did I know more than I thought I knew? It was about this time that
I became aware of the bathroom door being opened, and a fully
dressed fireman looked at me and my gun.
“I didn’t think the pancakes were that bad.”
“Hello, Ray.” He was the young one I had seen
talking to Vonnie at the kitchen window. “You need in here?” It
took him a moment to respond.
“Ms. Hayes sent me over, you got a phone call in
the kitchen.”
It was probably the first time he had ever used the
title Ms. in his life. He still didn’t move. “Anything
else?”
He smiled, embarrassed. “You gonna shoot
somebody?”
I thought for a moment and sighed. “Anybody need
shooting?”
“Not that I know of.” He looked away for a second.
“Sounds like the only one that needed it got it last night.” He was
roughly Cody Pritchard’s age, and they probably had gone to school
together. I nodded and started to squeeze by him. “What’s the um .
. . story on Cody?”
I stopped, and we were lodged in the doorway. I
looked down at him. “Well”—I paused for effect—“he’s dead.” I
watched him to see if there was anything else. There wasn’t, so I
smiled. “You better get some pancakes over to the mayor at the
Business Associates Committee table before you guys are putting out
fires with a bucket brigade.”
“You bet.” Always good to know on which side your
pancake is buttered.
As I made my way toward the kitchen, I mused on the
thought of being caught in the bathroom playing with my gun. Great,
as if everybody in the county didn’t already think I was loony as a
waltzing pissant. When I got to the kitchen door, Vonnie already
had it open.
“No rest for the wicked?”
“I wish.” God, she looked good with that little bit
of sweat in the hollow at the base of her throat.
“The phone’s over by the sink, back hallway.”
I breezed by, trying to exude competent
professionalism as I picked up the receiver from the drain board.
“Longmire.”
“Jesus, are you eating again?” The long distance
whine from Cheyenne was no surprise; in my experience most things
from Cheyenne whined.
“I am motivating the constituency and have yet to
eat any pancakes. What are you still doing awake?”
“The state medical examiner just finished his
preliminary.”
“Let me guess. Lead poisoning?”
“Yeah, the rig/liv says it was about six-thirty
when he got it. Gives some credibility to the hunting accident
scenario, changing light and all, but . . .”
This must be good. “But?”
“Massive cavitations with a lot of radiopague
snowstorm.”
My mind immediately summoned up a visual X-ray with
the usual fragments of civilian hunting ammunition. Obviously, this
was not the case. “Nonmilitary?”
“Maybe semijacketed, maybe not. It’s a really
strange caliber, and it’s big.”
“What?”
“We don’t know yet.”
This was something. With Vic’s specialty in
ballistics back in Philadelphia, I had assumed her initial
assessment that it was a .30-06 was gospel. “What do you think?”
There was silence for a moment.
“I don’t think it’s a deer gun.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
“I know what a fucking high-powered slug looks
like, all right?” I let it set for a moment, and so did she.
“Why don’t you get some sleep?” It was fun saying
it to someone else. Silence.
“He had a cheeseburger with jalapeño
peppers.”
“I’ll go by the Busy Bee and talk to Dorothy.
Anything else?” Silence.
“Go talk to Omar. He’s a crazy motherfucker, but he
knows his shit.” Silence. “So, do you miss me?”
I laughed. When I hung up the phone, Vonnie was
holding a plate where a steaming stack of pancakes lay waiting. “I
figured this was the only way you were going to get to eat.” She
relaxed and leaned her back against the wall. With the apron on and
her hair up she looked like an Amish centerfold. “You have a lot of
women in your life.”
“You think that’s a good thing or a bad thing?” I
said between bites.
She peered over her coffee cup. Her eyes were
enormous. “Depends on the women.” I nodded and chewed. “It’s just
got to be difficult. I don’t know how you do it.”
“Well, it’s not my usual routine, running ten miles
at dawn, three hundred sit-ups . . .” She let go with this snorty
laugh and apologized, holding her hand to her face.
“How are your pancakes?”
I took a breath. “They’re great, thank you.”
“I heard you used to make animal shapes with
pancakes.” She smiled mischievously.
“You’ve been talking to one of the women in my
life.”
“I have, it’s true. I learned all kinds of little
secrets about you when she was working for me.”
I nodded, thought about little secrets, and took my
last bite. “The deal was this, if she went to church on Sunday
mornings with her mother, she didn’t have to eat her heathen
father’s breakfast. It’s a wonder she didn’t turn into a devout
Methodist.”
“That’s not what she told me. She said she liked
having you all to herself.”
“And now she does.” It was out before I knew I had
said it. I had gotten so used to joking about Martha’s death, but
here it just seemed wrong. “Sorry.”
“Do you ever get lonely, Walter?”
“Oh, sure.” I tried to think of something else to
say, but nothing seemed honest enough. All I could think of was how
soft and inviting she looked. I had this unfocused image of her, my
bed back at the ranch, and all my worldly needs being gratified at
once. This didn’t seem appropriate either.
“Maybe we should get together sometime.”
Maybe it was appropriate. “Why, Ms. Hayes, are you
making a pass at me?” I emphasized the Ms.
Her eyes sparked. “Maybe, Mr. Longmire, though I
must admit your indifference and the gauntlet of women I may have
to face seem daunting.”
“Well, they’re a pretty tough bunch, so I can
understand.”
“The term a pride comes to mind.” She took a
sip of coffee. “Maybe we should start with lunch?”
It was a short drive back to the office where I
parked behind the jukebox Turk called his car. It was some kind of
Trans Am, at least that’s what it said all over it. That wasn’t all
it said, since it looked as if every available surface was covered
with some sort of sticker. It had stickers on the bumper to
proclaim every ill-considered political opinion that had ever
crossed Turk’s apolitical mind. Advice on the ex-president, his
family, gun control, ProRodeo, state nativism, and honking if you
were horny. On the back window, it had little cartoon characters
peeing on each other and on the emblems of other vehicles. It
seemed to me that there wasn’t anyone that could look at this car
and not be offended. It was a lot like Turk.
When I pushed open the door, no one was in the
reception area. I stood there with the doorknob in my hand and
listened. There was a shuffling noise in my office, and I heard one
of my file cabinets shut. A moment later he turned through the
doorway in full saunter. His eyes stayed steady as I shut the door
behind me.
“Man, it’s about time. I been sittin’ around here
for hours.” I wasn’t sure if he considered being offensive to be
the best defense or if it was just his natural state. “Running
Horse called. She said they had some hunters that asked about the
BLM land out on the Powder River near 137, section 23. They’re
still here, stayin’ at the Log Cabin Motel. Wanna go talk to
’em?”
I let it set for a few seconds. “What are you doing
in my office?” He was a handsome kid with what the romance novels
would call smoldering good looks. Dark coloring with wavy black
hair and a Van Dyke goatee accenting the Basque on his mother’s
side. Just shy of six and a half feet, most of it shoulder, he was
a handy thing to have crossing his arms and looking menacing behind
me in a domestic disturbance but, other than that, I had found
little use for him. I had taken him on as a favor to Lucian. He
didn’t like him either, but Turk was his nephew, and I felt
obliged.
“I was just checkin’ things out.”
“In my office?” His face darkened a little past
smoldering.
“Hey, might be my office some day.” He looked
toward Vic’s windowless little room across the hall from mine.
There were no pictures on her walls. There were just books, shelves
and shelves of books. You had to reach through the blue binders of
Wyoming Criminal Procedure on the third shelf next to the door to
turn the light on and off.
“Turk, I’ve been up for two days and I’m getting a
little edgy. You get my meaning?”
He straightened. “Yes, sir.”
I was liking him better. “Now there are a few
things you can do to endear yourself to me in the next few days.
Starting with doing what I tell you to do, keeping your mouth shut
as much as possible, and staying out of my office. Got it?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Now what I want you to do is run over to the Busy
Bee and ask Dorothy Caldwell when she saw Cody last.”
“You want me to get a statement from her?”
I lowered my head. “She’s not a suspect, so don’t
treat her like one or she’s liable to kick your ass. Just go over
and ask her when she last saw Cody Pritchard, okay?”
“Yes, sir.”
“You don’t have to keep calling me sir.”
“Hell, I’ll call you anything you want, ’long as it
gets me on your good side for once.” I tried not to, but the smile
played on my face for an instant. “You sure you don’t want me to go
with you to talk to the hunters?” I sighed as he pulled out a
small, black vinyl notebook and a section map of the state. “I went
by earlier and got the plate numbers, Michigan, with no wants or
warrants. Willis at the office said there were four of ’em.” He
paused for a moment. “They’re going to be armed.”
“Well, I’ll put on an orange vest before I go
over.” I reached out and tore the page from his notebook and took
the map. He didn’t like me taking his evidence but followed me out
the door anyway. I pointed over to Vic’s unit. “Take that
one.”
“That’s all right, mine’s warmed up.”
We paused beside his car. “I am proud to say that
this vehicle does not accurately represent the Absaroka County
Sheriff ’s Department.” I guess it hurt his feelings.
“This car will do a hundred and sixty.”
“I doubt that and, if it does, it better not do it
in this county. Anyway, I don’t think Dorothy’s gonna run for it,
so you’re safe.” I nodded toward the office. “Hanging by the door
with the Phillies key chain.” Whiz kids.
He slumped and started back, stopping to ask, “We
meet back here?”
“Sure, we’ll synchronize watches.”
It was six blocks to the Log Cabin Motel on 16
leading toward the mountains. It’s an old style place with
twelve-by-twelve log structures and faded red neon. I pulled the
Bullet up to the office and went in to talk to Willis, who informed
me that the Michigan men had been up late celebrating their last
night in town. This didn’t sound like men who had shot somebody,
but you never knew. Willis asked who whacked Cody Pritchard, and I
asked him why it was that when somebody died in town everybody
started talking like John Garfield.
They were in cabins 7 and 8, so I walked down the
row beside the imprint of Turk’s 50-series tire tracks. Topflight
detective work. I’m sure with the glass-pack mufflers he had been
as inconspicuous as the Daytona 500. There was a brand new Suburban
parked between the two cabins, Michigan plates. I couldn’t believe
he had called them in. I knocked at the door of the nearest cabin
and heard a muffled groan. I knocked again.
“Oh God . . .”
I knocked again. “Sheriff ’s Department. Could you
open the door, please?”
“Randy, this is not funny . . .” I leaned against
the glossy, green doorjamb and knocked once again. After a few
seconds, a young man in his underwear and a camo T-shirt snatched
open the door. “Do you know what time it is?!” He was short and
kind of round with light brown hair and a two-week beard. It did
not take long for him to figure out I wasn’t Randy.
“Good morning. I’m Sheriff Longmire, and I’d like a
word with you.” At first he didn’t move, and I could see the wheels
turning as he tried to figure out what it was that he had done to
bring himself in contact with me. These few moments in the
beginning can often tell me what I need to know. You hear about eye
movement, nose touching, all that crap but, when you get right down
to it, it’s just a feeling. The little voice in the back of your
head just says, “Yeah, this is the guy.” My little voice had taken
the fifth, and I figured this was not the guy. Besides, I was
probably looking for a perpetrator who had acted alone. I told him
he could put his pants on.
I waited out by their SUV and watched the cars go
by. The air was brisk, and I was starting to regret not bringing my
coat from the Bullet. The aspen trees around the cabins and
adjacent campground were a bright butter and shimmered in the light
wind. They had been tenacious in the face of the small snowstorm of
the evening before, trying to hold onto fall. Only a few loose
leaves tumbled across the gravel toward the alley behind the motel.
But the sun was shining this morning, and the whole place just
seemed to glow.
He remembered his jacket. After he closed the door
to the cabin, the curtain flipped back just a touch and then hung
slack as it had before. “You want the other guys, too?”
I introduced my most ingratiating smile. “No, I
figure you’ll do.” He didn’t seem happy with this turn of events.
“I’m afraid you have me at a disadvantage, mister?”
“Anderson, Mike Anderson.” He was quick with it,
and the name matched the registration of the vehicle.
“Mr. Anderson, do you mind taking a little walk
with me here?” I gestured toward the office, where the Bullet was
parked and, more importantly, where my jacket lay on the seat. He
started, and I figured this guy’s never had any dealings with law
enforcement in his life other than traffic violations. I figured to
start easy. “Why don’t you tell me about last night?”
He bit his lip, nodding his head in agreement. “I
am really sorry about all that noise.”
“Um-hmm.” Um-hmm was one of my secret
weapons. I could give out with a noncommittal um-hmm with
the best of them.
“We didn’t tear anything up . . . I mean we made a
lot of noise?”
“Willis did mention it . . . But that’s not why I’m
here.” Now he looked really worried. “I just need to ask you about
the areas that you might have hunted in your visit here.” We had
arrived at the Bullet, where I opened the door, fished out my coat,
and pulled it on. “Sorry, it’s getting a little cool. The areas?
Sections for your hunting permits?”
His eyes stayed in the truck, taking in the radio,
radar, and especially the Remington 870 that was locked to the
dash. After a moment he spoke. “You mean the numbers?”
“Yep, that would be helpful.” I waited. “You’re not
sure what the numbers are?”
“No, but they’re in the truck.”
As we started back, the tone became a little more
conversational. I commented on the weather, and he related how he
and his friends had been surprised by the little storm last night,
how the roads had been slick with snow coming off the mountain.
“You fellows were hunting on the mountain?”
“Yes, sir.” He unlocked the Chevy and dug into the
center console where I caught a glimpse of a red box indicating
Federal brand ammunition. After a moment, he produced four bright
and shining bow-hunting permits.
Bow hunting permits. I pursed my lips and blew out.
“You fellows are bow hunters?
“Yes, sir.” I checked the permits; they were all
mountain, 24, 166, 25. “Look, is there something we’re being
charged with? Should I be getting a lawyer or something?
“I’m hoping that won’t be necessary, Mr. Anderson.
Do you or any of your party have any firearms?”
“No.”
Maybe he was just nervous. “You’re sure?”
“Yes. Well . . .” Moment of truth. “Randy has a .38
in the glove box.”
“Is it loaded?”
“It might be.”
“Are you aware that a loaded, vehicularly concealed
weapon constitutes a misdemeanor offense in this state?”
Vehicularly—was that a word? Where did I get this stuff? I smiled
again to let him know I didn’t think he was Al Capone. “So, let’s
say you and I make a deal? I won’t examine the legendary Randy’s
pistol to see if it’s loaded and you answer a few more of my
questions.” He figured it was a good deal. I pulled the section map
out of my coat pocket, spread it out, and, with Mike’s help, held
it on their hood. He said they had asked at the Game and Fish about
sections 23 and 26 because Anderson’s father had hunted there years
ago, claiming the deer on the Powder River draw were much larger
than those on the mountain. Anderson’s father was right, but I
didn’t share that with Mike; my ranch was in that section. They had
driven out there Friday at noon and circled up along the Powder
River coming back past Arvada, Clearmont, and Crossroads.
“Did you get off the main road at any point?”
“Um, three times. Once to watch some antelope just
at the top of the hill after that little town at the main
road?”
“Arvada.”
“Once where there was an old bridge headed
south.”
Maybe something. “An old kings-bridge structure?”
His face was blank. “A trestle system of steel girders that goes
over the road with an old car stuffed into the bank on the far
side?”
“Yes, sir. Now that you mention it.”
“Did you see anyone, or anything else, out there?”
He paused to think. I was going to have to talk to all of them. Was
I ever going to get to sleep?
“No.”
“You’re sure?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Did anybody see you?”
“No. I mean there were some cars and trucks that
went by . . .” He was thinking hard but wasn’t coming up with
anything.
“But you didn’t speak to anyone?”
“No.”
“What about the third stop?” His face brightened. I
guess he figured the governor had called with the reprieve.
“We had lunch at a little place about twenty miles
out.”
“The Red Pony?”
He pointed a finger at me, and I started figuring
that Anderson sold something for a living. “That was it.”
I asked him what they had, and he said
cheeseburgers. I asked how they were, and he said they were
okay.
“Just okay?”
“Yes, sir. Why? Is that important?”
A gust of wind fluttered the map. “No, I just want
to give the chief-cook-and-bottle-washer some flak. You ate at this
place on the way back to town? About what time was that?
“Right after noon, maybe one.” I took out my pen
and made some notes on the map. “Your picture is on the wall. Out
there at the bar with all the medals, maps, and stuff, isn’t it?” I
continued to scribble away. “You two were in the war together? You
and the Indian guy?”
“Yep, the war to start all wars.” I don’t think he
got it.
“I mean the food wasn’t that bad . . .” He started
sounding apologetic. I couldn’t wait to give Henry an earful. “It
took him a little while to get it out to us, but I think he had
just opened. You sure get your money’s worth. He cut the fries out
of potatoes right there on the bar, and I got this cheeseburger
that had about a half pound of jalapeños on it.”
I stopped scribbling.