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As the two young hogs followed the volemaid into
the kitchens, Posy was throwing questions at Milda. “You say
there’s vermin trying to get in. How?”
Milda waved her paws in agitation. “Through the
storeroom window, miss. They’re bangin’ on it really loud. I’m sure
’tis vermin!”
Uggo was trying hard to feel like a warrior. He
growled, trying to stem the fear welling up in his throat. “How
many of the scum d’ye think there are?”
Milda looked distracted. “Couldn’t say, sir, but
there’s more’n one makin’ all that din. Could be a gang of
’em!”
Everybeast crammed into the storeroom doorway moved
out of Uggo’s way as with sinking heart he heard the hammering
racket on the window and saw the shutter disintegrating in a shower
of splinters and timber chips.
Behind him, Milda was shouting, “Leave it to the
warrior! He’s carryin’ Martin’s sword. Stand clear an’ give him
room!”
Even as the words left her lips, the entire shutter
burst inward. Uggo was inching hesitantly forward when the big fat
weasel, Badtooth, came bounding in. Martin’s blade slashed his
throat as he landed on top of the young hog.
The sword went flying from Uggo’s faltering grasp,
clattering against the far wall.
Then the Wearat scrambled over the windowsill,
wielding his trident. He stepped on Badtooth, cursing as he
stumbled.
“Serves ya right, ye fat idiot!”
At the sight of Razzid, kitchen staff fled
screaming. It was like seeing a living nightmare. Uggo lay stunned
beneath the slain cook, his head having been banged on the floor
when Badtooth landed on him. The Wearat kicked Badtooth aside,
exposing Uggo lying there.
Razzid wiped at his leaky eye, staring down at him.
“Hah, the liddle ’edgepig who escaped from my ship. Well, yore
runnin’ days are done!”
He stabbed down with the trident, spearing Uggo’s
footpaw. Uggo screeched out in agony as Razzid pushed the weapon
hard. The Wearat taunted him cruelly. “Now, ’old out yore other
footpaw. I likes t’make sure o’ my work. Hahaaarhaar! This is gonna
hurt ye!”
“You leave him alone, you dirty old Wearat!”
Razzid let go of his trident, which was still stuck
in his victim’s footpaw. He turned, surprised that any kitchen
lackey would challenge him.
Posy put her whole weight behind Martin’s sword.
She lunged, with both eyes tight shut.
Razzid seemed to lose the power of speech. He stood
stock-still, looking down at the venerable blade which had impaled
his stomach. Time stood still in the frozen tableau. Uggo lying on
the floor with his footpaw transfixed by the trident; Posy with a
shocked expression on her face; the Wearat, glaring with his good
eye at the sword of Martin the Warrior protruding from his
midriff.
Then Razzid gave out with a wild roar. “Hayaaaar!
Do ye think ye can kill me? I’m Razzid Wearat!” He staggered to one
side, grabbing the trident out of Uggo’s footpaw. Still with the
sword in him, he lurched at Posy, snarling, “Die, liddle spikepig .
. . die!”
There was a deep bellow from behind him.
“Redwaaaaaalllll!”
Despite his age, size and weight, Jum Gurdy bounded
through the open window, swinging his hefty stave. Before Razzid
could turn, the Redwall otter dealt him a blow which broke both the
stave and his skull. Razzid Wearat collapsed in a limp heap.
This time there was no doubt about it—the Wearat
had been truly slain.
Uggo hauled himself into a sitting position.
“Mister Gurdy, where’d you come from?”
Jum withdrew the sword from his enemy’s body. “My
ole uncle Wullow can rest easy now. Eh, wot’s that ye say, young
Wiltud?”
Posy repeated the question. “He asked where did you
come from, sir?”
Jum wiped the blade clean on Razzid’s carcass. “I
couldn’t travel as fast as you, bein’ in charge of the wounded
shrews. We fetched up at the Abbey gates just a few moments back.
Seein’ the state Redwall was in, I left those Guosim out on the
path an’ came right in. Ran straight into a searat—huh, he dashed
off. Well, I gave chase, an’ as I was comin’ by the kitchen window,
I heard that Wearat roarin’ an’ shoutin’, so I came to investigate.
Hah, just as well I did fer you two, eh? Seen ought of my sister
Dorka? She should be pleased t’see her ole brother.”
Jum hefted the sword of Martin admiringly. “Hoho! I
likes the feel o’ this blade. Tell Dorka, if’n ye see her, that I’m
lendin’ a paw t’clear our Abbey of those vermin scum. Breakin’ into
Redwall an’ leavin’ their ship on our property—the bloomin’ nerve
o’ them!”
Brandishing the sword, he scrambled out of the
storeroom window, roaring, “Look out, vermin. Jum Gurdy’s come
’ome!”
Both leaders of the remaining Greenshroud
crew, Mowlag and Jiboree, found themselves deserted. Losing heart
at the ferocity of Long Patrol hares and sea otters, the vermin had
fled in all directions. Most found the open main gates and dashed
out onto the flatlands. Faced with Skor Axehound and Captain Rake,
the pair were backed up against the Abbey pond. They made one last
mad charge, hoping to get by their enemies, but to no avail. Skor’s
battleaxe and Rake’s twin claymores made short work of Mowlag and
Jiboree. The pond crimsoned in the night drizzle over the place
where they had sunk beneath the waters.
Dawn arrived, misty at first but clearing into a
bright sunlit morn. Abbot Thibb threw open the Abbey door, allowing
relief to the gallant defenders. Sister Fisk and her helpers went
to assist the wounded whilst Friar Wopple sent out kitchen workers
pushing trolleys laden with breakfast. However, there were other
things to attend to.
Sergeant Miggory called briskly, “Form up in rank,
Patrol, smartly now, no gossipin’, Miz Ferrul. Vittles later, young
Flutchers, git in line!”
The Rogue Crew of Skor did likewise. All activity
ceased as the lists were taken.
Corporal Welkin Dabbs reported, “Sah, Drander an’
Wilbee have fallen, I regret to say. Lancejack Sage, Trug Bawdsley
an’ Lieutenant Scutram all sustained wounds, sah, but they’ll
recover, I’m told. The rest o’ the column are all present an’
correct . . . sah!”
Ruggan Axehound saluted his father. “Rogue Crew
lost Kite Slayer an’ Endar Feyblade. I ain’t counted the wounded
yet, but there’s not many. Er, permission to go after the vermin
who escaped out the west gates, Chief?”
Sister Fisk stamped a paw down angrily, her voice
shrill. “Haven’t you had enough of killing! Kindly take yourselves
into the orchard so we can dress your injuries and feed you!”
Skor was about to speak when Rake interrupted him.
“Och, the Sister’s right, ye bloodthirsty auld beastie. We’re all
guests o’ the Father Abbot an’ these good creatures, so let’s abide
by their rules!”
Thibb bowed solemnly to Rake. “My thanks to you,
Captain. Please feel free to avail yourselves of anything Redwall
has to offer.”
There was a moment’s silence, then Skor yawned,
leaning on his axe haft. “Fair enough, so be it. I’m tired an’
hungry, too. Crew, put up yore weapons!”
Dorka Gurdy had a request. “When yore all fed an’
bandaged, mayhaps ye’d like to shove that filthy ole boat out of
our Abbey. It don’t look nice, sittin’ there!”
Amidst general laughter, the warriors of the Long
Patrol and the sea otters of the Rogue Crew went off to the orchard
followed by a crowd of cheering Redwallers.