Chapter Ten
The music box clinked through another
uniform round of music. Alice put down her teacup and smiled across
the breakfast tray at Norbert, who was skimming the Times,
freshly ironed by one of the automaton maids. “Anything
interesting?” she asked.
“The uprising in India has finally been put down,”
he said. “Maybe now Lord Elgin will get enough men to put the
coolies in their place. Some are wondering if this will be another
war over opium.”
“One can hardly blame the Chinese for their anger,”
Alice said as Kemp refilled her cup. “As I recall, the Treaty of
Nanking forced them to pay enormous sums of money to England and
make a number of trade concessions while England gave virtually
nothing in return.”
“It only means one thing.” Norbert set the paper
aside and picked up his own cup. “More demand for weapons. I might
expand the factory in that direction. Good news for us, eh?”
They were sitting in the morning room in Norbert’s
enormous house in London eleven months after their engagement. The
windows were shut against a dreary April sky, but a shared
breakfast tray on a small table between them sent up smells of
fresh bread, butter, sausage, tea, and chocolate. Norbert sipped
the latter. The breakfast menu always remained the same. The one
day when Alice had suggested they have something besides bread and
sausage, Norbert’s face had turned bright red and his hands had
shaken. Alice quickly retracted her suggestion, and he returned to
normal.
In the last several months, Alice had learned that
all of Norbert’s habits were exact and regular. Every morning when
she arrived at his house for their customary breakfast together,
she found him bathed and fully dressed in the same cut of business
suit. He greeted her with the same “Good morning, my darling,” gave
her the same kiss on the cheek, and seated her at the same chair at
the same table in the morning room. The music box she had pretended
to admire on the day he had more or less proposed to her played the
same songs quietly through the meal. He read the front page and
business sections of the London Times while they ate,
commented on one or two stories, and was ready for the day at 7:20.
He would return by eight o’clock, when supper was to be
served.
On Tuesdays and Saturdays, Norbert brought flowers,
chocolates, or some other gift for her. After supper, he gave her
the same cheek kiss and bid her the same good-bye. If she hadn’t
seen Norbert accidentally cut himself with a fish knife once, she
would have suspected he was some kind of extremely advanced
automaton.
As for Alice herself, Norbert had moved her to a
much nicer flat within walking distance of Norbert’s house. Since
he owned the flats, Alice could stay rent-free. Alice also noticed
her father’s creditors had stopped calling. A secret look through
the ledgers told her that Norbert had paid the worst of Father’s
debts, but he still owed more than ten times the annual salary
Alice had been offered by the Third Ward. This problem, of course,
would evaporate the moment Alice said, “I do.”
Alice passed the majority of her days in Norbert’s
house, ostensibly to take care of her father, and she did spend a
fair amount of time doing just that, of course. After Norbert had
announced their engagement in the Times, he had offered to
move Arthur out of that run-down residence and into Norbert’s own
home, where he would be warm and the resident automatons could see
to his needs with tireless attention to detail, since Alice
couldn’t provide round-the-clock care even in her own flat, and a
hospital was out of the question. Alice, naturally, could not fully
move in with Norbert. That would be far from proper. However, her
father provided a built-in chaperone, which meant she could visit
at any time, even if Father spent the entire visit shut up in his
room with the heat on. As long as the proprieties were observed,
society would approve.
This is what you wanted, she told herself.
Father’s debts are paid, he’s happy you’re “taken care of,” he
spends his remaining days in a suite of his own, and you... you
have a wealthy, traditional husband—or you will very soon.
Thousands of women would tread hot coals to trade places with you.
You’ve won.
So why did it feel so much like losing?
Norbert swallowed the last of his chocolate, set
his cup on the saucer with a clink, and checked his watch.
“Nearly time,” he said. “Have you finished going through the
household accounts?”
Alice nodded. One of her duties as Norbert’s wife
would be to keep track of domestic finances. The staggering sums
she was to oversee had come as a bit of a shock. “I think I can
keep the house’s books without trouble.”
“You’re very quick,” Norbert said, clearly pleased.
“This evening, then, I’ll show you the other task I’ll need you to
take on after we’re married. It’s hard to believe the wedding’s
less than three months away.”
“What task is that?” Alice asked.
“No time to explain it now,” he said, rising. “I’ll
be late. You’re beautiful.” He kissed her on the cheek and left
exactly on time.
“Louisa Creek to see you, Madam,” said Kemp.
Alice all but leapt to her feet. “Don’t keep her
standing in the hall, Kemp. Show her in!”
Louisa didn’t wait for the black-and-white
automaton’s permission. She bustled into the enormous drawing room
and flung her arms around Alice. “I shall never forgive you,” she
cried. “Never in my life!”
“It’s nice to see you, too,” Alice said, hugging
her back. “What did I do now?”
“It’s what you haven’t done.” The older woman held
Alice at arm’s length and looked her up and down. “Wonderful dress.
Blue silk suits you, darling, and I’ve never liked crinolines,
either. Maybe between the two of us we can start a revolution.
Hairstyle from Paris, of course—good choice. Smashing necklace.
I’ll be borrowing that later. Shame about the shoes, but we’ll work
on those.”
“What’s wrong with my shoes? And what are you never
going to forgive me for?” Alice was trying not to laugh. “Really,
Louisa, I haven’t seen you for two months, and you’re acting as if
it’s only been a day.”
“Best way to handle absences,” Louisa declared
stoutly. “And I’m never forgiving you because you still
haven’t called on me. Not once, even after you get back from having
your wedding dress made in Paris! You got back two weeks
ago, darling.”
“I have no excuse. I’m a terrible person, and I
throw myself on your mercy.”
“Noted,” Louisa sniffed. “I won’t even
mention that you didn’t even send me a postcard and that I
learned about your arrival by reading the Times.”
“I’ve been planning!” Alice protested.
“Is that what you call it? Show the dress.
Now.”
“I can’t. It’s being shipped, and I do promise to
let you know the moment it arrives so you can see it.”
“So you say.” Louisa plumped herself into a chair.
“Tell me everything. How was Paris?”
“Wonderful! I’d love to go back for our wedding
trip, but Norbert wants to visit Spain and Italy.” Alice took a
seat of her own. “I’ll have to leave Kemp behind again—the Papists
shun automatons that act human. He almost popped his gears when I
told him.”
“My position is to ensure Madam’s physical comfort,
regardless of human spiritual concerns,” Kemp sniffed. “It is
difficult to do so from across the Channel. Shall I bring the
tea?”
“Yes, Kemp,” Alice said, and he stalked out.
“Anyway, the dressmaker sews everything by machine, so she could
make the dress almost overnight. It’s incredible the times we live
in, Louisa.”
“Yes, yes, very interesting.” Louisa leaned
forward. “Norbert went along, didn’t he?”
Alice colored. “Well, yes. But in a different train
and he stayed in a different hotel, and I hired a maid who was with
me every moment we—”
“So is he a good man, then?”
“Oh. Well, yes. So far. He doesn’t shout or order
me around or—”
“I meant,” Louisa interrupted, “is he any
good where it counts, darling? In the bedroom.”
“Louisa!” Alice put a hand to her mouth.
“Honestly!”
“Don’t come over all shocked with me, darling. I
practically fed him to you at that ghastly Greenfellow ball, and
then you offer yourself up to him like a tabby to a tom and don’t
even drop me a card. After all that, you can certainly tell
me if Norbie measures up after two months in Paris.”
“Louisa!” Alice flushed and tried to regain control
of herself. “We haven’t... All he’s done is kiss me. On the
cheek.”
“How English of him. Do you want some advice? There
are a number of ways to stoke a man’s furnace, if you—”
“No, no. I’m... I’ve read quite a lot, thank you.
And planning has kept me busy, in any case. I think Father’s on
pins and needles.”
Louisa paused, and her tone became more tender.
“How is your father?”
“As well as can be expected,” Alice said, feeling
on safer ground.
“Don’t do that,” Louisa admonished.
“Everyone needs someone to talk to. It’s why the Papists invented
confession. How is he really?”
The safer ground had shifted. “Not well.” A bubble
of anxiety rose up even as Alice said the words. “I was hoping that
moving him here, with good food and warm rooms, would improve his
health, but he’s only gotten worse. It’s as if he’s decided to let
himself go, now that I’m engaged. Oh, Louisa, I don’t know what
I’ll do when he... when he . . .”
Louisa looked misty herself, and Alice wondered
why—she had met Father only the one time. She reached over and
patted Alice’s hand. “It happens to us all,” Louisa said. “When the
end comes, you have Norbert and me to help you through it.”
Kemp entered with the tea cart, the sound of the
wheels muffled by the thick Persian rugs. He had already drawn back
the drapes from the two-story windows to let in early-spring
sunshine, which spilled across perfectly matched red velvet
furniture, meticulously placed end tables, a perfect settee, and a
fainting couch pulled just close enough to a square marble
fireplace. And it was just one of dozens of what Norbert called
“cozy little rooms.” Just one could have swallowed up the
cold-water flat she had shared with her father, a fact that
followed her every evening when Kemp accompanied her home to the
new flat.
At first, Alice had spent these little walks
glancing nervously over her shoulder for the grinning clockworker,
but he hadn’t appeared; after a few weeks, she had finally stopped
looking. Alice had spent a large part of one day fruitlessly
checking back issues of the Times for any mention of him.
Now she was wondering if he had gone completely mad and died, as
every clockworker inevitably did.
With that off her mind, however, she found herself
a bit timid about exploring Norbert’s house, as if she were an
interloper. No, that wasn’t quite it. The place intimidated her.
The lack of human servants made the place echo like an empty
cavern, and machines moved just out of her line of vision. It
unnerved her. She knew it was silly—soon she’d be the lady of the
place—but she’d put off exploring, even after all these months. It
wasn’t as if she had to do much. The automatons took care of the
daily chores with no need for Alice to oversee them. Every evening,
a spider brought her a punch card with menu choices for the next
day’s supper on it, and she poked out the ones she wanted. At her
own flat, Kemp helped her dress, and he helped with her hair, and
he brought her a tea tray. In fact, Kemp refused to allow any other
automaton to wait on Alice at all. Even now Kemp fussed with the
pillow on her chair while Alice poured for Louisa and
herself.
“Is the room of a comfortable temperature, Madam?”
he asked. “My thermometer indicates it may be chilly.”
“It’s fine, Kemp. Thank you.” Alice added
pointedly, “I’ll ring if we need anything.”
“Yes, Madam.” Kemp withdrew with stiff
formality.
Louisa dropped a sugar cube into her tea. “Is he
listening outside the door?”
“Kemp, are you listening at the door?”
“Yes, Madam.”
“Please stop. Go check on Father.”
“Yes, Madam.”
Louisa sipped, then reached for a cake. “Rumor has
it you had some mysterious visitors right around the time you
became engaged.”
“Really?” Alice said in a neutral tone.
“An airship hovered over your father’s row house
for a considerable period just after an entire house disappeared at
an estate outside London. And I seem to remember a certain calling
card in your room. I have to wonder if these events are connected.
Did you write that Teasdale woman?”
“Honestly, Louisa—how do you remember her name
after all this time?”
“I remember everything about everyone, darling.
That’s what makes me so much fun at parties. So you did
write her. Was she the one in the airship? Where did they take
you?”
Alice opened her mouth to explain, to tell Louisa
about the Third Ward, but what came out were the words, “I can’t
talk about it.” And then her mouth clamped shut. She remembered
Lieutenant Phipps and her strange pistol full of flashing
lights.
“What? I’m your closest friend. I told you about
that incident with the undergardener when I was fourteen. Surely
you can tell me about this.”
Alice tried again. “I can’t talk about it.” She
grimaced. “Louisa, I’m just . . . not allowed, all right? Please
don’t press. Help me explore the house instead. I haven’t done it
properly, and I don’t want to do it on my own.”
“Oh, very well.” Louisa finished her cake and rose.
“I can give you decorating advice.”
The first room they came across was a library.
Books of all sizes and thicknesses lined enormous shelves and
filled the air with the smell of leather and paper. A pigeonhole
section contained scrolls. Alice skimmed the titles. Predictably,
most of the books dealt with physics, automatics, chemistry, and
other sciences. Alice pulled several volumes on automatics and set
them on a table. Each one held a punch card in it like a
bookmark.
“What are the cards for?” Louisa asked.
“Spiders can’t read,” Alice said. “The punch card
tells them what the book is and where it should be shelved.”
“I’ve never been one for reading,” Louisa said.
“Except the Times and bombastic fiction, which are much the
same thing.”
“You,” Alice said to a spider that was
industriously running a feather duster over a set of atlases. The
spider paused and turned to face her. “Leave these here, please. I
want to read them later.” The spider squeaked once and set back to
work.
“You know,” Louisa said as they exited, “everyone
who’s anyone is wondering when you’re going to hold some sort of
event in this mausoleum. A large tea for the right ladies, a small
dinner for forty, perhaps even a dance. You do have a ballroom,
don’t you?”
“I think it’s down that way,” Alice said. “And
you’re right, of course—it’s what everyone expects.” She thought of
issuing invitations, hiring musicians, arranging food, and
coordinating service, and more, more, more. Alice grimaced.
“It’s overwhelming,” she said. “I know what to do
in theory, but I didn’t grow up watching my mother organize large
events and order servants about.”
“I’ll be right here to help, darling—as long as you
do something outrageous.”
“Oh, Louisa, I don’t know if that’s me. I’m not Ad
Hoc, you know, and I have no plans to become so.”
“I didn’t say scandalous. I said
outrageous. We need to get everyone talking about
you.”
“You mean they aren’t already?”
Louisa made a noncommital noise. “We’ll start small
with the tea I mentioned. They’re appropriate for a fiancée, since
Norbie has no other female in his life to handle such things for
him. After the wedding, we’ll work through the dinners up to a
major ball next season. I think your dinners will have to be
exciting in some way, to make sure everyone wants to come.”
Alice gave Louisa’s arm an impulsive squeeze. “What
would I do without you, Louisa?”
“Wither and die like the rest of London. What else
do we have down here?”
They found a second drawing room, a parlor, a
sunporch, a formal dining hall, the aforementioned ballroom, and
several exits to the courtyard out back. They also found the
kitchen, which was quiet at the moment. A large black stove
dominated the back wall. Pots, pans, spoons, skewers, and other
implements hung from ceiling hooks. A set of sinks took up most of
one corner. Everything was perfectly clean, partly due to the
efforts of a large spider, which was currently scrubbing the floor.
Several human-shaped automatons in uniforms stood silently by,
their blank eyes staring at nothing. One wore a tall chef’s
hat.
“You could cook and serve an entire feast with
them,” Louisa said. “I have to wonder why your dear fiancé employs
no human servants. They’d come at less than a tenth the
cost.”
“I have no idea,” Alice admitted. “While we were
courting, I didn’t bring it up because it felt like prying, and now
that we’re... that is, he’s home, I haven’t had a chance to
bring it up.”
Kemp appeared at the kitchen door. He carried a
salver with a calling card on it. “Madam, a Mr. Richard Caraway to
see you. Actually, he asked for Mr. Williamson. And your father is
fine. I brought him another book and a cup of milk with
brandy.”
“Thank you,” Alice said. “Tell Mr. Caraway that Mr.
Williamson is not at home.”
“He claims to have an appointment with Mr.
Williamson, and he says it is quite urgent.”
Alice blinked. “Then tell him—never mind. I’ll
go.”
“Richard Caraway, Richard Caraway,” Louisa
muttered. “Oh yes. Young rake. Father owns tin mines in Wales and
recently put Richard in charge of half of them to see how he
does.”
“Do you have the entire social register
memorized?”
“I told you I like bombastic fiction. Shall I wait
here?”
“If you don’t mind. I won’t be long. Kemp, you
needn’t come.” Alice started to scurry off, then forced herself to
slow to a ladylike pace.
Richard Caraway, a thin, ash-blond man in a dark
business suit, all but bolted to his feet as Alice entered the
front room. His hat perched on a rack in the corner. He looked both
nervous and familiar, but Alice couldn’t place him, and she wished
for Louisa’s gift with names and faces.
“I’m sorry you came all this way, Mr. Caraway,”
Alice said after introductions and handshakes, “but my fiancé isn’t
at home, and my father isn’t seeing visitors.”
He blinked pale eyes. “I had an appointment.
Wednesday, four o’clock.”
“Oh! There’s the confusion, then. Today is Tuesday,
Mr. Caraway.”
He blinked again. “I see. Of course. Sorry to have
bothered you.”
“What was the nature of your business with him?”
Alice asked, genuinely curious. “I would think most people would go
down to the factory or to his office.”
“It was...” He swallowed, staring at her, and Alice
felt a little uncomfortable. “I’m sorry, Miss Michaels, but I don’t
know how much your fiancé involves you in his daily business, and I
don’t feel quite right about—”
“Quite, quite,” Alice said, mystified. Did it have
something to do with munitions? Or some other secret project? But
if that were the case, why would this man come here rather than go
to Norbert’s factory? She wanted to ask further, but manners didn’t
allow. “I could offer you some tea. We have some lovely—”
“I should go.” The hat rack handed him his hat as
he approached the door. “Please tell your fiancé I was here. So
sorry.”
The moment he turned his back to walk out, Alice
remembered him. He was one of the men who had left this very house
on the day Norbert had proposed to her. It piqued her
curiosity.
“Excuse me,” Alice called, hurrying after him, “Mr.
Caraway, I remember seeing you here before, with another gentleman.
Don’t you run a mining concern in Wales?”
He stopped and turned. His face was pale. “Why do
you ask?”
“It’s rather unusual for someone of your stature to
stop by a private home during business hours, and I was truly
wondering—”
“I do have to go,” he said shortly. “Good day, Miss
Michaels.” And he fled the house.
“What was that all about?” Louisa was sitting at a
kitchen table with another cup of tea at her elbow. Kemp stood
nearby holding a plate of biscuits. The spider paused in its work
to eye the biscuit plate for falling crumbs, then went back to
scrubbing.
“I honestly don’t know,” Alice replied.
“Biscuit, Madam?”
“No thank you, Kemp. So odd.” She related the
details of the conversation. “It’s a complete mystery.”
“So many of them in your life,” Louisa said.
A bubble of emotion Alice hadn’t been aware she was
carrying suddenly burst, and Alice slapped her hand on a worktable.
“And I’m tired of it!” she cried. “It’s been nearly a year, and I
don’t know what happened to my aunt, and I don’t know what happened
to that grinning clockworker, and I don’t know what happened to
Gavin, and I don’t know what’s happening in this house, and I’m
bloody tired of it!”
“Gavin?” Louisa said. “Who’s Gavin?”
Alice paused in her tirade. “Did I say
Gavin?”
“You did,” said Louisa, zooming in for the kill.
“Who is he?”
“A young man I ... assisted.”
“How exciting! And romantic! Do you like him? Is he
handsome?”
The hell with it. “Very handsome,” Alice snapped
with an angry toss of her head. “Stunningly handsome. Gorgeous.
Blond and blue-eyed and quick and strong, with a voice like an
angel and hands that create music to make heaven weep.”
“Did you kiss him?”
This was rather fun. Alice leaned forward with
pointed wickedness. “I didn’t, but I wanted to, and more, even
though I had just given my hand to Norbert only hours before. I
still think about him all the time. When I fall asleep, I see his
face in the dark, and when I wake up, his memory is in my dreams.
How do you like that?”
“I think it’s marvelous!” Louisa’s eyes were
sparkling. “Is he rich?”
“Dirt poor. He’s a street musician.”
“Lowest of the low. Shocking! How old?”
“Eighteen when I met him. He must be nineteen by
now.”
“Cradle robbing already. Darling! I’m so
proud!”
The remark, however, yanked Alice back to reality.
The daring anger drained away and she deflated. “It is, isn’t it?
Good heavens. Even if I weren’t engaged to Norbert, I couldn’t
pursue Gavin. Not in a hundred years.”
Louisa blinked. “Why on earth not?”
“You just said why not. He’s nineteen years old,
and I turn twenty-three next month. I’m a cradle robber.”
“Oh, please!” Louisa took up a biscuit and angrily
bit off a chunk. “These are modern times. How old is
Norbert?”
“Thirty. Why?”
“But you’re twenty-three? No one bats an eye when a
man marries a woman seven years younger, but if a woman looks at a
man four years her junior, everyone gets in a tizzy.” She crumbled
the rest of the biscuit onto the platter. “If your ages were
reversed, would you see a problem?”
Alice thought about that. Louisa had a point. No
one would think twice about a relationship if Alice were nineteen
and Gavin were twenty-three—or even older. Why should it be any
different when it was the other way round? It wasn’t as if Gavin
acted anything other than like a man. He was smart and resourceful
and witty and—
“All this is hypothetical,” Alice said stiffly.
“I’m marrying Norbert. Gavin is—was—a passing fancy.”
“I don’t think so,” Louisa replied. “Gavin stirs up
strong feelings, even after a year. I can see it in your face. Why
not walk out on Norbert and pursue him?”
“I can’t. I even had a chance to work
with”—the Third Ward’s machine froze her tongue again—“with him. At
a salary. And I turned it down.”
“What? Why, for heaven’s sake?”
“Because Father owes more than I could hope to pay
off on my own. Because Norbert has moved Father in here and is
providing for his care. Because the banns have been published, and
if I back out of the marriage now, Norbert would have the legal
right to sue me for the title I had promised his firstborn child.
Logic dictated I turn the offer down.”
“You’re a woman, Alice, not an automaton.”
“I don’t want to discuss it anymore.”
“There’s more to this than mere logic,” Louisa said
shrewdly. “I can tell.”
There was, but Alice refused to think about it. “I
said I don’t want to discuss it anymore.”
“You have a lot of things you don’t want to
discuss,” Louisa replied. “Well, what do you propose we do?”
“I want to clear up some of the mysteries in my
life,” Alice said. “I want to know at least one thing that’s going
on round here. I want to take apart one of these blasted automatons
and find out why Norbert is so fascinated by these things.”
“You’re fascinated by them.”
“Not in the same way. Kemp, bring me my tools. And
if you see Click, tell him to—oh. Here he is. How did you know I
wanted your help?”
Click, who had jumped up to the kitchen worktable,
didn’t respond. In a few minutes, Kemp returned, wheeling a walnut
cabinet the size of two steamer trunks. Brass fittings gleamed, and
every surface was carved to show gears, pistons, rotors, and other
bits of machinery. One of the rubber wheels left a small mark on
the floor, and the spider rushed over to work on it with frantic
movements of the scrub brush. Alice twisted the cabinet’s handles,
and the doors sprang open, revealing rotating shelves of tools and
dozens of tiny drawers for spare parts.
“Well!” Louisa said. “This is a step up from your
garret.”
“An engagement present from Norbert,” Alice said.
“It’s a definite improvement.”
“If you like ostentation, Madam,” Kemp put in with
disapproval.
“Madam didn’t ask your opinion.” Alice crooked a
finger at one of the motionless footmen standing against the
kitchen wall. “You! Are you awake?”
“Yes, ma’am.” The automaton’s voice was flat.
“Come.”
The automaton obeyed. It had a female shape, and it
swayed when it walked. Its black-and-white uniform clung to a curvy
brass body, and its skirt swished with every step. Somehow it
seemed more naked than Kemp, whose clothes were only painted
on.
“What is your function in this house?” Alice
asked.
“I serve whatever function is required of me,” the
servant said.
“Helpful,” Louisa observed. “You don’t suppose . .
.”
“What?”
“I’ve heard about automatons that serve a certain
purpose. You know the one I mean.”
“Oh, Louisa.” But the protest was halfhearted.
“Such . . . congress between men and machines is strictly illegal.
Besides, Norbert wouldn’t.”
“Really? I know this is a little harsh, but how
well do you know him? Until you came along, he lived alone in this
huge house. He had no social life to speak of. What do you
think he was doing in here?”
Alice was going to protest again, then decided
against it. What was the point when she was thinking the same
thing? A sick feeling roiled in her stomach, and she wanted to flee
the room. But no—she had asked for answers, and she was going to
have them. “Let’s get this over with. Help me get her—its—dress
off, Louisa.”
They did. The automaton stood for it without
protesting, and Click batted at one of the sleeves. The last layer
of undergarments was shed, revealing brass skin broken only by
regular patterns of rivets. It looked less human this way, like a
mannequin or dressmaker’s dummy. Alice quickly examined it and
found only unsuspicious, smooth metal.
“Well,” she said, straightening. “This is a bit
embarrassing.”
Louisa was holding Click. “Perhaps other methods
were employed?”
“Hm. Just how suspicious am I allowed to be?”
The spider, which was the size of a hatbox,
finished removing the scuff mark and was turning to scuttle away
when Click abruptly leapt from Louisa’s arms and pounced on it. The
spider squeaked, and its scrub brush skittered across the floor.
The two of them rolled about, Click’s eyes reflecting
phosphorescent glee.
“Click!” Alice scolded. “Stop it! Leave it
alone!”
Click abruptly snapped free and strolled away, tail
in the air. The discombobulated spider lay on its nose, its
backside in the air.
“That cat,” Alice said, leaning down to right the
spider. “I don’t know what I’ll—”
She halted and stared.
“You’ll what?” Louisa said.
Alice didn’t answer. Instead, she lifted the hatbox
spider onto the table, spun it around, and used a screwdriver to
lever open a small door mounted on the rear.
“What are you doing?” Louisa asked.
“This spider has two panels to access the inside
instead of one,” Alice said. “Unusual. Hold still, you.”
The door popped open. Alice and Louisa both leaned
forward to look inside. There was a moment of silence. Then Alice
reached inside and pulled out a device, the shape of which made its
function quite clear.
“I don’t suppose,” Louisa said, “that this object
has some machine-related function not so obvious to a
layman.”
“I’m afraid not.” Alice shut the spider down. Her
hands were shaking, and she felt about to throw up. She remembered
Mr. Caraway and the other man she had seen leaving the house during
business hours, and she remembered that Norbert had been home.
“Kemp, please bring every inhuman automaton in the house to the
formal dining room. And don’t let Father know.”
“Yes, Madam.”
“What are you going to do?” asked Louisa.
“I’m going to see how many of these things are
equipped like this one. Then I’m going to talk to my fiancé.”
“You look upset.”
“I am.”
Kemp hastily threw a drop cloth over the dining
room table, allowing Alice to make a lineup of automatons on it. It
turned out most of the spiders and walkboxes were equipped the same
as the first.
“Do you drink?” Louisa asked from one of the
high-backed chairs. “If you don’t, now might be a good time to
start.”
“Hm,” Alice said again.
“You could install some spikes. As a little
surprise.”
Alice had to laugh at that. “Thank you for that
thought. But I think talking to Norbert will do.” She glanced at
the grandfather clock ticking in the corner. “And he’ll be home in
an hour.”
“Then I’d better scamper away.” She rose and kissed
Alice on the cheek. “Whatever you decide to do, darling, remember
I’m on your side. Though I have to say that your Gavin is sounding
more attractive by the moment.”
When Norbert arrived home an hour later with a
bouquet of roses, he found on the table, instead of dinner, a
number of spidery automatons with their covers off. Tools and parts
lay scattered up and down the drop cloth. Alice stood among them,
feeling like a black widow in a wiry web.
“Really, Norbert,” Alice said icily. “How long did
you think it would take me to find out?”
Norbert looked at her for a moment, then set the
roses down and pulled off his gloves. “I did say at breakfast that
there was another task I needed you to take on.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“I received a telegram from Fred Caraway at my
office today. It said he’d stopped by on the wrong day for his
appointment. He always was a little scatterbrained.”
“What does that have to do with these ... things?”
Alice tried to keep her voice neutral, but anger and humiliation
burned two red spots into her cheeks.
“A remarkably imprecise description coming from
someone of your caliber.” He yanked the corner bellpull, and Kemp
immediately stepped into the room. “Gin and tonic. And where’s
supper?”
“On a cart in the kitchen,” Alice said. “I’m tired
of waiting for explanations, Norbert, though I’ve already figured
out quite a bit.”
“What have you figured out, then?” Norbert seemed
perfectly at ease, which served only to infuriate Alice.
She took a deep breath to get herself under
control. “These machines ... entertain your friends, or business
contacts, or whatever they are. In return, your contacts provide
you good business deals. Mr. Caraway, for example, ensures low tin
prices. You don’t keep human servants because human servants talk,
and word would eventually reach the authorities. The only part I
don’t understand is why none of them are interested in the more
human-seeming automatons.”
Kemp held out a glass of gin and tonic on a tray,
and Norbert accepted it. “You’d be surprised at how many men are
too shy even to pay for female companionship, and how many others
are put off by human-shaped automatons.” He gulped from his drink.
“There are men who find the idea of a small machine that doesn’t
talk or even appear human quite appealing. And the man who owns the
machines becomes popular.”
“What has this to do with me?” Alice
demanded.
“I didn’t build these automatons. My uncle did. He
died before I met you, leaving me with no way to repair
them.”
“And that’s where I come in? A female?”
“Why not? The sex of the mechanic is unimportant. I
had small-business dealings with your father, and through him I
learned about you and your talent with automatons. I helped wrangle
you an invitation to the Greenfellow ball so I could look you over.
The fact that you repaired Lady Greenfellow’s cellist on the spot
sealed it, as far as I was concerned.”
“In other words, you only proposed to me so I could
keep your ... toys in good working order?” Fury overwrote every
word.
“Good Lord, no!” Norbert came over and took her
hand. “Alice, you’re also heir to a title. Over time we may grow to
love each other, or we may not. But this”—he swept a gesture over
the motionless automatons—“this is business.”
The question popped out before she could stop it.
“Have you used them?”
“No,” he said simply, and sat back down. “At any
rate, you’ve already discovered that several of them are broken. I
want them repaired. We’ll set up a workroom so you needn’t clutter
up the dining room, and I’ll give you the name of a shop that can
be trusted if you need parts.”
“Why don’t you have your factory make them?”
Norbert shook his head. “My factory turns out
materials in large quantities, far more than my little machines
might need. Besides, the parts have to be custom-fitted. Don’t
worry—I pay the metalsmith well to keep silent. And it’ll be easier
now that I don’t have to worry about scheduling appointments for
days when you don’t visit.” He drained his glass. “The beauty of it
all, my dear, is that everything appears perfectly normal. Your
father will continue to get proper care, and when we’re married,
his debts will be paid. My first son will be a peer. You may work
on whatever other projects you like, as long as my machines stay in
good repair. Everyone comes out ahead.”
“I see.” Alice sank into a chair of her own, barely
noticing the soft velvet cushioning. She felt suddenly tired, as if
she had worked a full day on her knees scrubbing floors. Norbert
was right, of course. Father would be cared for. His debts would be
paid. Most importantly, everything would be for the best because it
would all appear normal. She would be—or seem to be—a
normal, traditional woman with a normal, traditional husband,
living a normal, traditional life. As long as no one knew that
anything odd was happening, everything would be all right.
Everything would be under control. That was the rule. Here, at
least, she was on familiar ground.
“Very well,” she said.
The days passed into weeks, and Alice worked out a
new routine. Breakfasts still belonged to Norbert, but mornings
found Alice in the new workshop. She couldn’t think of it as her
workshop yet, even though Norbert made it clear it was as much her
domain as the kitchen was to most wives.
The workshop lay behind an anonymous locked door at
the end of an unlit hallway on the second floor. It looked
perfectly normal and respectable from the outside. Inside was a
place clean, spacious, and well lit by electricity, where Alice
spent secret time hunched over a worktable, refitting rubber rings
and lubricating little pistons. She stayed strictly away from the
rooms where Norbert entertained his business contacts.
Alice didn’t bury herself entirely in the workshop.
There were wedding arrangements, but not many, since theirs was
going to be so tiny. Her wedding dress arrived, and she modeled it
halfheartedly for Louisa. And now that she had explored the house
and taken over the household accounts, Alice took on Louisa’s help
and put on afternoon teas for ladies who were fascinated with the
houseful of automaton servants. The events were always highly
attended, especially after she fitted one of the footmen to spout
tea, milk, and hot water from his fingertips (though she told
everyone she’d had it done for her). Alice remained bright and
merry on the outside, but underneath she felt lost and frightened.
The idea of ferreting out more secrets had lost its appeal, and
although she felt flickers of curiosity about the fates of Gavin
and Aunt Edwina and the grinning clockworker, she no longer felt a
burning need to uncover more ugly truth and take the emotional
bruises that came with it.
“I don’t know why I did this, Father,” she
whispered at his bedside one morning. “I’m wearing a shell, and it
gets heavier every day.”
Arthur Michaels shifted slightly on the silken
sheets. His eyes were sunken; his white hair brittle. His hands had
shrunk to sticks, and he weighed so little that Alice could lift
him with ease. He slept almost all the time now and ate nearly
nothing.
Alice held his hand for a while, then pursed her
lips and left the room. The automaton stationed near the bed would
alert her to any change. Right now she had errands to run.
Specifically, she needed to visit the special shop Norbert had
mentioned. Three of Norbert’s automatons were malfunctioning beyond
her ability to repair at home, and she needed to commission parts.
She put on her hat, skewered it with pins, and went
downstairs.
Although Norbert preferred his mechanical carriage,
Alice had persuaded him to buy for her use a more conventional
vehicle, a small, boxy carriage pulled by a pair of well-matched
horses. A vehicle like Norbert’s attracted a great deal of
attention, and there were times when Alice didn’t want all eyes on
her. Kemp drove in a cloak and hat to disguise his own identity,
and when they arrived, he carried two muslin-wrapped automatons
into the shop while Alice took the third.
The shop was crowded from floor to ceiling with
shelves and bins, all of them filled with a jumble up of tools and
parts—cogs, wheels, levers, pistons, drill bits, spools of wire,
steel sheets, rivets, bolts, screws, nuts, and more. At the back of
the shop behind a counter, a wizened little man perched on a stool
with his hands tucked into the pockets of his leather apron. An
enormous pencil was stuck behind one ear, nearly lost in the
wrinkles that covered his bald head. His name was Mr. Smeet, and he
had once been a smith himself, but now his son and grandsons ran
the forge out back while he ran the business out front. Nothing in
the shop itself was ordered in any way that made sense to Alice,
but experience had taught her that Mr. Smeet could lay his hands on
anything from the shelves in seconds.
“Ah, the young miss and her automatons,” Mr. Smeet
said in a piping voice that matched his tiny body. “What do you
need today?”
Alice made herself march up to the counter and set
the bundle down. She had gone through this many times, and she
still hated it. Nausea oozed through her stomach, and her skin
itched, as if dozens of accusing eyes were watching her. She had to
continually remind herself that she was protected. The machines
were hidden under muslin, and their true function was also hidden
behind an access panel.
“I need parts to repair these three,” she said
briskly as Kemp set the other two beside the first.
Mr. Smeet reached for one of the bundles. “Let’s
have a look.”
Alice helped him unwrap the three automatons. Two
were spiders, and the third was shaped like a large vase, though
the opening at the top was not used for flowers. All three had been
deactivated. Mr. Smeet put on a jeweler’s loupe, got out a large
sheet of foolscap, and spun the automatons toward himself with
little tsk noises.
“These’ve been abused,” he muttered.
“Yes,” Alice said. “I’ll need—”
A dreadful wrenching noise tore the very air, and a
section of the roof came off the shop, taking a large portion of
the front wall with it. Alice screamed, flung herself sideways, and
went down, hampered by her skirts. Shouts and screams filtered into
the shop from outside, and a hail of wood and metal pelted over
Alice. In an enormous hole where the front of the shop used to be
stood a two-story machine. It had a squat, round build, with heavy
legs, long arms, and gleaming brass skin. A glass bubble enclosed
the top, and a young man with ash-blond hair pulled levers and spun
wheels inside it. He wore a high collar and an evening coat that
fit him badly. Alice stared up from the floor of the shop, trying
to take everything in. The man, who pulled up a speaking tube from
between his ankles, somehow struck Alice as familiar, though she
couldn’t say how.
“Wonderful!” His voice crackled thin and tinny.
“Don’t fight me, and I’ll remember it as a kindness when I’m ruling
London. Blow me a kiss, and I’ll make you my queen.”
The machine clanked into the shop, and its front
opened like a drawbridge. It leaned down, long arms reaching. Alice
scooted back, her eyes wide. She was panting in fear. Kemp lay
trapped under a wooden beam, one of his eyes smashed, and Mr. Smeet
had fled out a back door.
The machine scooped up handfuls of machine parts
from the bins and shelves and dropped them into the opening, like a
child stuffing his pockets with boiled sweets. “Memory wheels!” The
young man laughed. “I’ll build myself an army! Blow me a kiss, and
you’ll be my queen.”
He sang a little song as he worked.
Bring a bowl and plate and soup tureen
And shirt and collar of velveteen.
If you clean and oil my brass machine
And blow me a kiss, you’ll be my queen.
And shirt and collar of velveteen.
If you clean and oil my brass machine
And blow me a kiss, you’ll be my queen.
More parts went into the compartment. Outrage
overcame some of Alice’s fear. He was a thief! A common thief! She
scrambled to her feet as the machine shoved more parts into its
chest cavity. But then to her horror, the machine plucked Norbert’s
little automatons from Mr. Smeet’s counter and held them up so the
driver could examine them through the glass bubble.
“Premade automatons,” he cried. “Yours, my queen?
I’ll be grateful. May I have the honor of a dance?”
And then Alice knew him. He was the ash-blond man
in a bad coat who had asked Louisa to dance at Lady Greenfellow’s
ball. He was the second son who had seen Louisa home—and stayed for
breakfast. He was even wearing the same badly cut coat.
“Patrick Barton!” she gasped, then clapped her hand
over her mouth.
Patrick’s machine leaned down for a closer look.
His eyes were wide and wild. Clockwork madness. Alice wondered if
he’d been infected with the clockwork plague before or after the
ball and prayed it was after, for Louisa’s sake.
“Alice Michaels!” he said. “Well! I’ll be glad to
make you my London queen, my luscious Boadicea, my warrior angel.
Especially if you made these automatons. I’ll make you
famous.”
A shot cracked through the air and ricocheted off
the glass. It was quickly followed by another. Alice heard shouts
and clattering hooves.
“Police always come in legions,” Patrick groaned.
He stuffed the three automatons into his machine’s chest cavity,
and it clanked shut. “I’ll come back for you, my Boadicea, my
spider. Give my best to Louisa.”
With that, he turned and stomped away, leaving
Alice in the shambles of the shop.