Chapter Twenty-Seven
 
Caro had painted her nails a pale, neutral pink. It was only a small thing, but April almost started crying again.
 
‘Oh, honey, that’s so sweet,’ said April with emotion. She had never seen Caro with anything except black nails; it was almost part of her personality, a statement of intent to the rest of the world. But today she had changed it for April and for her dad.
 
Caro flushed a little and shrugged. ‘Well, I just thought it was appropriate, respectful.’ She lowered her voice. ‘And I didn’t want any of these weird people thinking I was taking the mickey.’
 
The ‘weird people’ were April’s relatives. As William Dunne had no family to speak of, the mourners were mostly from her mother’s side, so it was no surprise that like Silvia and Grandpa Thomas, they were tall and athletic. April had always assumed Gramps had been referring to character when he said Hamilton - or should that be Vladescu? - women were ‘strong’, but she could now see he was referring to their stature, too. Beautiful as well, which somehow gave April hope. Her mother had cheese-wire cheekbones, but April was still waiting in vain for hers to pop out. Maybe there is still time, she thought, casting a longing glance over at the Constances, Mariellas and Georginas sipping politely at their wine. Maybe I’ll get their legs too. She wasn’t particularly keen on inheriting their personalities, though. They were all polite of course, muttering that they were ‘sorry for her loss’ and that ‘William was a good man’, but overall, they were posh and aloof, observing the room with superior stares. Perhaps they were silently questioning Silvia’s decision to hold a wake for her husband in the room next to the one where he had been killed. April certainly had.
 
‘It wouldn’t hurt them to smile, would it?’ said Fiona under her breath. ‘I mean, you don’t expect stand-up comedy at a wake, but it is supposed to be a celebration of someone’s life, isn’t it?’
 
‘I think they’re worried they’ll crack their make-up,’ said Caro.
 
April was glad that Fee and Caro where getting on so well, as if they had known each other for years. Her life had been turned completely upside down in the last few weeks and it was nice to know that she had friends to lean on when it all went completely pear-shaped. Like my bum, thought April, and managed a giggle.
 
‘What are you all sniggering about?’ said a voice.
 
April turned to see another tall man about her dad’s age. This one she recognised vaguely, possibly from photos at her grandpa’s house. He had the standard-issue Hamilton frame; he looked like a gangster in his tight black suit, his neck bulging over his collar, but he had less of the frosty beauty with his broken nose and hooded eyes. Plus there was an amused arch to his eyebrow that April liked immediately.
 
‘I’m Uncle Luke,’ he said, holding out a hand. ‘I’m sure April doesn’t remember me, but I recognise her. I can see a lot of your mother in you.’
 
‘Not too much, I hope.’
 
Luke laughed. ‘Yes, she has many great qualities, your mother, but she does have a temper. Still, however much she drives you mad, imagine what it was like to grow up as her baby brother.’
 
‘Did she torture you?’ asked Caro eagerly.
 
‘Not exactly.’ Luke smiled. ‘But I do have a few scars.’ He pushed up his sleeve and showed the girls a white curved mark on his wrist.
 
‘Did you try and commit suicide?’ gasped Fiona.
 
‘God, Fee!’ cried April, looking at her uncle with embarrassment. ‘I’m so sorry, she’s not usually like this.’
 
Luke only laughed. ‘It’s quite all right - I can see why you might think that,’ he joked. ‘No, it’s a bite-mark. I wouldn’t let her have a go on my pogo stick so she sank her teeth into my arm. I let go of it quick enough then.’ He chuckled ruefully.
 
They all looked at Silvia in silent awe. She was sitting on the other side of the room nursing what looked like a tumbler of vodka and talking to a grey-haired man April recognised as one of her dad’s old newspaper friends.
 
‘So is that why you haven’t seen April for so long?’ asked Caro.
 
April shot a look at her and Caro made an innocent face, mouthing the word, ‘What?’
 
‘It’s okay.’ Luke smiled. ‘There’s no excuse, really. I’ve been working abroad for the past ten years, so I haven’t been over here enough. I’m back now though, and living in London, so I’ll definitely be seeing more of you both. Anyway, I always knew your dad would look after you - and your mum sent me pictures and letters about you growing up.’
 
‘Really?’ said April, looking at her mother again, who was now blowing her nose on a lace hanky. It was a surprise; partly because Silvia had never seemed the sentimental type, certainly not the kind of woman who would swap baby photos. And also, now she thought about it, April couldn’t remember many family photos being taken as she was growing up. She wasn’t entirely sure whether either of her parents even owned a camera.
 
‘Uncle Luke,’ said April, ‘are you a Vladescu or a Hamilton?’
 
Luke smiled. ‘We’ve always been Hamiltons,’ he said. ‘Your granddad changed the name before your mum and I were born. I imagine it was strange seeing the old name above the door of the tomb, eh?’
 
April nodded. ‘A little. Feels a bit weird that my dad should be in there with a load of strangers.’
 
‘Oh, I shouldn’t worry about that,’ said Luke, that amused eyebrow arch back again. ‘Listen, I’d better go and check on your mum. I’ll see you later, okay?’
 
‘He seems nice,’ said Fiona as Luke disappeared.
 
‘Yes, I wish I had uncles like that,’ said Caro. ‘All mine are either villains or coppers.’
 
‘I didn’t know that,’ said April.
 
Caro winked. ‘Got to maintain my mystique, haven’t I? Anyway, it’s not like I’m going to boast about it. If this was my dad’s wake, they’d all be drunk and fighting by now.’
 
‘Speaking of which …’ said Fiona, nodding towards April’s mother. She seemed to be struggling to get to her feet while Thomas hooked an arm under hers.
 
‘Leave me alone!’ she snapped, slapping his arm away. ‘I don’t need your help, I can walk on my own, God knows I’ve had to for the last twenty years.’
 
‘Excuse me,’ said April, following her mother into the kitchen where she found her splashing more vodka into her glass.
 
‘Mum, haven’t you had enough? You’re embarrassing us.’
 
‘No, I do not think I’ve had enough,’ said Silvia, defiantly taking a swig. ‘I will never have had enough. Not ever. And if you think that’s embarrassing, well, you can get out too.’ She gestured unsteadily towards the living room.
 
‘What do you mean, “me too”?’
 
‘Your father,’ said Silvia, slurring her words. ‘He’s gone off and left us again, hasn’t he?’
 
‘Again? What are you on about?’
 
‘Ha! You always were such a little daddy’s girl,’ said her mother scathingly. ‘He could do no wrong in your eyes, could he? But then how could he when his whole existence was built around protecting his little precious girl?’
 
April was feeling uncomfortable now, as if she had stumbled into a conversation she shouldn’t have overheard.
 
‘Protecting me? What from?’
 
Silvia threw her head back and cackled with laughter and swung her hand in a wide gesture, spilling some of her drink. ‘From all of them, of course,’ she said.
 
‘Silvia!’ said Thomas forcefully, striding over to April’s mother and snatching the glass from her hand. ‘This is not the time or the place.’
 
‘Oh no? Well, when will be? When is the right time to tell her who her father really was? Surely now he’s dead? Weren’t you the one who was dying to tell her a couple of weeks ago?’
 
‘I’m warning you,’ growled Thomas in a low voice dripping with menace. April could see that he was gripping the glass so hard his fingers were white.
 
‘Gramps, no,’ said April, running across and trying to pull him back. It was like tugging on a tree. ‘She’s just drunk and upset,’ she said, a pleading edge to her voice. ‘She doesn’t know what she’s saying.’
 
Thomas glared at her and for a second April saw the fury in his eyes, a burning, raging fire, then suddenly his face softened and he put the glass down. ‘Yes, of course. It’s been a tough day for all of us.’
 
‘Tough for you?’ Silvia snarled. ‘I should think you’d be popping the champagne.’
 
‘Mum, please,’ said April, her voice wobbling. ‘Can’t we all get along today? I’m sick of all this fighting. Please, it’s destroying me. I’ve just buried my father, I don’t want either of you …’ Her voice cracked. ‘Don’t leave me,’ she sobbed, looking up at them with glistening eyes. ‘Please tell me you won’t go too.’
 
Thomas and Silvia exchanged a look. It was fleeting, less than a second, but once again April had the feeling that she had just seen something she shouldn’t have.
 
‘We’re not going anywhere,’ said Thomas, reaching out to hug April. ‘You can count on that.’
 
At least Davina was enjoying herself. When April returned to the living room, she found the queen of the Faces flirting with all of the Hamilton men. She was wearing a short-short black satin dress with stockings and six-inch heels. Jesus, thought April, does she think it’s a wake or a party? Clearly April’s cousins and uncles weren’t as dour as she had first thought, since Davina was leaning against one of them and laughing with a wicked expression.
 
‘Oh hi, darling,’ said Davina, seeing April walk in. She instantly changed her expression to one of sincerity, head tilted to one side. ‘How are you? I’m so sorry about your dad.’ She air-kissed April and whispered in her ear, ‘Who is that gorgeous man behind me?’
 
‘I think he’s one of my cousins. I don’t know really, we don’t mix much.’
 
April realised that she hadn’t really stopped to consider why. Her mother had always told her stories about how she had been forced to spend interminable holidays with endless elderly relatives as a girl and had sworn she would never make her child go through the same thing. April had assumed there was something more to it, especially given the spiky relationship both her parents had always had with Grandpa Thomas, but she had never asked about it. To her, it was just one of those things; some people at school had loads of cousins and half-brothers and some people didn’t. As she had got older, of course, April had supposed that the Dunnes’ lack of big family get-togethers was down to some sort of family feud her parents didn’t want to tell her about. Given her conversation with her mother and grandfather in the kitchen, that was probably a pretty good guess.
 
‘But what about Jonathon?’ asked April.
 
Davina frowned for a moment, as if she was trying to recall the face of a distant acquaintance. ‘Oh, him, he’s gone,’ she said vaguely, looking over April’s shoulder. ‘Now who is this? I love your hat!’
 
By the time April had turned around, Davina was fingering the lace veil on Fiona’s hat.
 
‘Erm, Davina, this is my friend Fiona from Edinburgh.’
 
‘Delighted,’ said Davina, leading a bemused Fee off to a corner for a fashion conflab. ‘Now you must tell me where you get such yummy vintage …’
 
April stood there, amazed at Davina.
 
‘Sorry, she’s always like this at funerals.’
 
Benjamin was standing behind her. Why is he always sneaking up on me? He stepped forward and handed April a glass of wine. She glanced around nervously.
 
‘Don’t worry.’ Benjamin smiled. ‘Your granddad’s having some heated discussion with my dad and your mum’s sitting on the stairs talking to Hawk.’
 
April looked up. ‘Mr Sheldon’s here?’
 
‘Yes, I know,’ he said, rolling his eyes. ‘It’s like this at my parents’ get-togethers too - they always invite the last people you want to see. As we speak, my mother is in the kitchen talking to Miss Holden. We might as well have stayed in school.’
 
April took a long swallow of her wine and shivered.
 
‘Looks like you needed that.’ Benjamin reached out and gently stroked her arm. ‘You okay? Can’t be easy for you today.’
 
April shook her head. ‘No, no, I’m fine.’ She wasn’t fine, of course. She still had her mother’s words going round and round in her head. When is the right time to tell her who her father really was?
 
What the hell did that mean exactly? Was she implying her father wasn’t the man she’d thought he was? But he had always been a good, loyal and hard-working family man. Hadn’t he? Or was she saying something else - that William Dunne wasn’t even her father after all?
 
‘You sure you’re all right, April?’ asked Benjamin. ‘You don’t look too good.’
 
‘Sorry, I just need a bit of air.’
 
She pushed her way outside. The backyard was just that - when the town houses had been built, the yards had been intended as a workspace for the house maid, not as a place for the owners’ relaxation and enjoyment. Still, Silvia’s friend Tilda had made the most of it, creating a little patio with wooden seats and raised flower beds around the edge. Not that it was terribly cheery in late autumn. April sat down on the seat and wrapped her arms around herself protectively. God, it’s cold here, she thought. Why is it so cold?
 
The smell made her turn around.
 
‘Sorry,’ said the man standing by the door. He lifted his hand to show her a cigarette. ‘Terrible habit, I know. Would you like me to put it out?’
 
April shook her head, but the man stubbed it out anyway.
 
‘I can see you want to be alone - I’ll go back inside. Just wanted to say hello though,’ he said, leaning forwards and putting out a hand. ‘Name’s Peter Noble. I’m an old friend of your dad’s.’
 
April shook his hand. Why does his name sound familiar?
 
‘Actually,’ said April, ‘could I ask you something? About my dad.’
 
‘Of course, if I can help. What do you want to know?’
 
‘Well, am I like him?’
 
The man began to laugh softly. ‘Oh yes,’ he said. ‘You’re the dead spit of him, in fact.’
 
‘Really?’
 
The man nodded and pointed towards the chair opposite April. ‘May I?’
 
‘Please. I’d like to hear about him.’
 
Peter Noble nodded. He must have been slightly older than her father, or perhaps it was the effect of his slightly-too-long grey hair and silver-framed glasses. He looks like the sort of man who’d wear threadbare tweeds and have a Great Dane, thought April. For some reason, she trusted him. After all, if he was an old friend of her dad’s, he had to be one of the good guys, didn’t he?
 
‘I haven’t seen your dad for a few years, not since you all moved to Edinburgh,’ said Peter. ‘But we spoke on the phone and exchanged letters and so on.’
 
The letter- that was it! Peter Noble was the man mentioned in the job offer April had found on her father’s desk the morning they’d had their fight. The day he had died.
 
‘Hang on, aren’t you a newspaper editor or something?’ said April.
 
‘Yes, that’s right - how did you know?’
 
‘Oh, just something Dad said a few weeks ago.’
 
‘Anyway, I haven’t seen you or your mum for ages, but when I walked through the door and saw you talking with your friends, I knew it was you. You have his eyes. And his chin.’
 
‘His chin?’ April laughed.
 
‘Yes, the way you stick it out when you’re laying down the law - it’s just like your dad.’ He paused for a moment. ‘I’m afraid I overheard you and your mum in the kitchen. Take it from me, I’ve known William Dunne since we were teenagers and you are his in every way. I also know how much he adored you.’
 
April looked away.
 
‘I know, it’s strange talking about him in the past tense, but believe me, it will get better. I lost my wife a couple of years ago and it was hard - really hard - but you’ll pull through. Will was tough as old boots and if you’ve got half of that in you—’ he chuckled ‘—and maybe half of your mother’s fire, then I think you’ll be fine.’
 
‘I don’t feel fine,’ said April sadly.
 
‘Listen, if you ever need anything,’ said Peter, getting out his wallet and handing April a business card, ‘advice, help with your homework, or if you just want to talk about your dad, give me a ring. Honestly, it’d be good for me too. I miss that old bugger, I really do.’
 
‘Thank you,’ said April gratefully, ‘I think I will.’
 
When she got back inside, Davina, Fiona and Caro were standing in a huddle talking in low voices.
 
‘April, quick!’ said Davina, pulling her into their corner. ‘We need your help.’
 
She looked around them, bewildered. ‘What’s going on?’
 
‘Major intrigue,’ said Caro. ‘Okay, you know Mr Sheldon’s here, right? Well, that’s because he’s a family friend. So Davina asked her mum about it and apparently your mum knew him at uni or something.’
 
Davina nodded eagerly. ‘So that explains why Hawk’s here, but why has Miss Holden come?’
 
‘I don’t know,’ said April, completely confused now.
 
‘Well, Fiona’s got a theory,’ said Davina, bubbling with excitement, ‘and I think she might be right, but we need you to find out.’
 
‘Find out what?’
 
‘Whether Miss Holden is Hawk’s date, of course!’
 
April almost laughed. Trust three teenage girls to find a romantic scandal at a funeral.
 
‘Well, why don’t you just ask her?’
 
‘She’s hardly going to talk to me,’ said Davina, as if that should be self-evident. ‘She knows I think she’s a witch. She’s not going to talk to Caro, either, because she thinks she’s the Antichrist and Fee doesn’t know her, so it has to be you.’
 
April couldn’t believe how quickly Fiona and Davina had bonded. And she was already calling Fiona ‘Fee’? That’s my pet name for her, she thought indignantly.
 
‘Come on, go,’ said Davina, pushing April towards the hall. ‘She’s in the kitchen. And don’t come back without the scoop.’
 
April reluctantly walked down the corridor and was relieved to see that Miss Holden was talking to a middle-aged couple. She turned to leave, but the teacher spotted her and waved her over.
 
‘April, come and meet Mr and Mrs Osbourne, Ben and Davina’s parents.’
 
Mrs Osbourne was wearing a calf-length fur coat and sporting an amazing jet-black back-combed hairdo that for some reason reminded April of the burning oil well footage on CNN. Mr Osbourne was tall with the same piercing blue eyes as Benjamin, and although he didn’t quite look like the evil Bond villain Caro had made him out to be, April could certainly imagine him as a ruthless captain of industry, breaking strikes and stripping assets in his double-breasted suit. Together they made a formidable pair; even her haughty cousins seemed to be paying deference to them; it was almost as if royalty were in the room. Still, despite their impressive presence, the Osbournes weren’t quite as dazzling as April had expected. Given that their children were so gorgeous, she had pictured them with movie-star looks. But then that was sometimes the way. When you saw the parents of top models it was sometimes as if the slightly wonky DNA on both sides had met in the middle to create a perfectly symmetrical whole.
 
‘It’s lovely to finally meet you, April,’ said Mrs Osbourne, taking her hand and patting it. ‘We’ve both met your mother a few times and she’s always talking about you, and how well you’re doing at school.’
 
April thought she saw Miss Holden’s eyebrows rise at that comment, but she might have imagined it.
 
‘If there’s anything we can do for you, you need only ask,’ said Mr Osbourne, touching her shoulder lightly.
 
April nodded politely, thinking, I’m not sure you’d be quite so keen to help me out if you knew what my friend Caro and I have been saying about you.
 
‘Thank you for coming,’ she said. ‘My mother needs all the support she can get right now.’
 
‘Of course, of course,’ said Mrs Osbourne. ‘I’ll drop by next week when she’s feeling, ah, a little better.’
 
Mr Osbourne pointed to his watch. ‘Sorry, April, I’m afraid we’re expected elsewhere.’
 
‘Dinner with the Camerons, it’s quite a bore but one must, mustn’t one? We’ll say goodbye to your dear mother and grandfather on the way out, and Ben will take Davina home later, so don’t worry about rushing her off. You girls have a good old gossip.’ She touched April’s arm as she was walking past. ‘And you must come to the Winter Ball on Saturday. I know you won’t be in the mood to party but sometimes it’s best to take your mind off things. I’ll get Davina to drop off an invitation.’
 
When they had gone, April was left with Miss Holden. They smiled at each other awkwardly, then looked at the floor. Without the common ground of school, they didn’t seem to have anything to say to each other.
 
‘So did you come with Mr Sheldon?’ blurted April, to fill the silence.
 
The teacher laughed. ‘I did, but not as his date, if that’s what you’re asking. No, your mother asked Robert - Mr Sheldon - to bring me along. I met your parents a couple of times when they were choosing a school for you and I guess she assumed you’d need a bit of moral support. Of course, she doesn’t know teenage girls like I do.’ Miss Holden smiled. ‘I think you’ve got all the support you need right over there.’ She nodded towards the door where Davina, Fiona and Caro were watching them, trying to look casual and uninterested.
 
‘Listen, April,’ said the teacher suddenly, lowering her voice. ‘I know this isn’t the time, but there’s something I need to talk to you about when this is all over.’
 
April’s heart sank. She wasn’t going to get told off for her assignments on top of everything else, was she?
 
‘What is it? About school?’
 
‘No, not about school. It’s important,’ she said quietly. ‘I’ll be in touch, and in the meantime you be strong, okay? Your dad was a wonderful man. You should be proud of everything he did.’
 
As she left, April remained standing alone in the kitchen, her head buzzing with thoughts. What on earth was all that about? But she didn’t have much time to worry about it, because Caro, Davina and Fiona ran in, worried looks on their faces.
 
April laughed. ‘Don’t look so serious - it wasn’t a date, my mum invited her.’
 
Caro shook her head. ‘No, no, forget that,’ she said urgently. ‘This is something else.’
 
‘What is it?’ asked April with a sinking feeling.
 
The three girls exchanged looks.
 
‘It’s Gabriel,’ said Fiona. ‘He’s outside.’