Chapter Nine
 
April had to admit it, there were times when she could have strangled her mother, and shopping this Saturday was one of them. She had lost count of the occasions she had closed her eyes and imagined Silvia stepping into an open lift shaft or walking out in front of a speeding truck. She wasn’t proud of having such thoughts, but then she figured it didn’t make her a homicidal maniac, just a normal teenager. Not that you could be a normal teenager with parents like mine, she thought as she watched her mother mixing with the Saturday shoppers on the ground floor of Selfridges. One parent had never outgrown Scooby Doo and spent all his spare time chasing UFOs and zombies; the other had never outgrown Barbie and spent all her time trying to have the best outfit/car/princess/castle.
 
‘Oh, now this is just fabulous,’ said Silvia, holding up a huge turquoise confection with puff sleeves and a silver net overskirt.
 
‘Mum, I’m not five. I don’t want to look like the Little Mermaid. And the dress code is black.
 
‘But it’s Moschino, darling. Cheap and chic?’
 
April shook her head firmly. ‘I want a classic little black dress, nothing too showy. I want to look nice, not weird.’
 
‘But it’s the only label I can find here,’ said Silvia, looking around with distaste. ‘Can’t we go up to the designer floor?’
 
‘No, Mum,’ said April. ‘We can’t afford designer dresses any more, remember?’
 
Silvia sighed. ‘Don’t remind me,’ she muttered. She picked up a pink miniskirt, looking over at April hopefully, but April pulled a face.
 
Black, Mother.’
 
Silvia sighed again. ‘But black is so unflattering on your complexion, darling.’
 
‘Mum. It’s a Halloween party, remember? Witches and vampires?’
 
‘Your father’s favourite time of year.’ Silvia reluctantly resumed her search. ‘Ah, now I think this fits your somewhat limited requirements. And it’s on sale too.’
 
She pulled a dress from the rack with a flourish. It was black, shimmery and looked very expensive.
 
‘Okay, I’ll try it on,’ said April in a sulky voice, but she could already tell that it was going to be perfect. Looking in the changing room mirror minutes later, she could see her mother had chosen well; it was a classic little black dress - fashionable, not frumpy and not too revealing, stopping just above the knee, but still sexy. She had to admit, with her hair up and some gothy make-up, she would look sensational. Her mother had come up trumps. Not that she was going to admit that to her.
 
‘Oh yes,’ said Silvia, peeking around the curtain. ‘The boys will be queuing up.’
 
‘Mum!’ protested April, but Silvia just chuckled.
 
‘Right, Ms Conservative,’ she said, grabbing April’s hand. ‘Let’s see if we can spice this up with some drop-dead heels.’
 
 
Laden down with bags, April struggled into the taxi.
 
‘I don’t see why we had to get a cab,’ she grumbled as she flopped into the seat. ‘It’s only a two-minute walk to the Tube.’ She had no particular desire to fight through the crowds with her shopping, especially as it was beginning to rain, but it annoyed her the way her mother casually wasted money when her father was obviously struggling to make ends meet.
 
‘Well, my feet are killing me,’ said Silvia, as the cab slipped into rush-hour traffic. She pulled off a shoe and rubbed her toes, sighing dramatically. ‘Besides,’ she added, with a sideways glance, ‘I wanted to talk to you before we get there.’
 
April rolled her eyes. Not the ‘don’t take drugs, don’t get pregnant’ lecture again; she had to put up with it every time she went to a party or out on a date. Not that that happened very often. It was bad enough that she had to hear words like ‘condoms’ and ‘spliffs’ coming from her mother’s mouth - especially considering Silvia behaved like a sulky teenager herself most of the time - but today’s timing was particularly bad. To her surprise, April had enjoyed having a day out with her mother and she didn’t want any misplaced ‘counselling’ ruining their bonding session. They had gone to Nails Inc. for pedicures and manicures, then to Carluccios for lunch - April loved their wild-mushroom risotto more than anything - and then on a mammoth shopping spree from Marble Arch to Piccadilly. Most of all, though, April had loved seeing her mother back to her old fun-loving caution-to-the-wind self. Their time in Edinburgh had made her spiky and moody, but back in the capital she seemed to come to life again. So one of Silvia’s toe-curling ‘advice’ sessions was the last thing she needed right now, especially after Miss Holden’s talking-to. Lord save me from hopeless, well-meaning adults, she thought.
 
‘Now darling, I know you’re sixteen—’ Silvia began.
 
‘Mum, please, I’m old enough—’ protested April, but Silvia held up a hand.
 
‘Yes, I know, and that’s why I’m telling you this. You’ve got your father’s mind, God knows, but sometimes you don’t understand everything that goes on between adults.’
 
Uh-oh, this isn’t thedon’t drink vodka Red Bulls’ lecture, thought April with a lurch. They’re not getting divorced after all, are they?
 
Silvia took a deep breath and looked out through the window. ‘You know your father and I haven’t been getting on so well lately,’ she said quietly, ‘and I wanted to tell you that none of it is your fault.’
 
I never thought it was! thought April indignantly.
 
‘Couples can sometimes go through difficult patches now and then and … things happen. But we’ve made a fresh start by coming down here, the new job and your new school, the new house.’
 
She looked over at her daughter and April was appalled to see that Silvia had tears in her eyes.
 
‘Don’t worry, baby. Everything will be fine,’ she said, her voice trembling. ‘It has to be.’
 
April didn’t know what to do. It wasn’t as if her mother was cold and unemotional, far from it. She periodically threw huge temper tantrums when April’s dad wouldn’t give in to her demands and she would often go into long dramatic sulks over rows or imagined slights. But the genuine, adult emotion she seemed to be displaying here was alien to April. She’d never seen her mother cry before. Scream and yell, yes. Bucket-loads of crocodile tears as she wailed that ‘no one cared’, plenty of that. But this? April was at a loss. Should she offer reassuring advice? A warm sisterly hug? But before April could do anything, her mother banged her fist against the window.
 
‘Damn that man!’ she whispered. ‘Damn him.’ Then she shook her head, reached into her Prada bag and pulled out a tissue, blowing her nose loudly. ‘Don’t worry about me, darling,’ she said briskly, leaning over to pat April’s leg. ‘I must have had one too many Manhattans at lunch, that’s all. But I would appreciate it if you didn’t mention any of this when we see Grandpa.’
 
Ah, so that’s what this is all about, April realised, her sympathy for her mother’s plight rapidly drying up. Silvia didn’t want Grandpa Thomas knowing that she and William were having marital difficulties. April’s grandfather was an imposing man, originally a Romanian immigrant who had made a fortune by unspecified means in the sixties and now lived in a huge house in Covent Garden, which was dark and full of strange ornate furniture and exotic smells. To April, as a little girl, Grandpa Thomas had always seemed like the ogre in the fairy tales with his wild white hair and crazy eyebrows, but as she had grown older she had begun to understand that his ways were those of the Old Country, where family and tradition were of huge importance. Not that it had stopped him changing the family name and doing his best to hide his accent and background as he clambered up the social ladder. In private, however, Thomas never tired of reminding them that their family were Eastern royally—although he was always vague on the specifics. He also never tired of hinting that Silvia’s behaviour had always fallen short of the princess he’d wanted her to be. April guessed that marrying a lowly writer, William Dunne, had been Silvia’s greatest act of rebellion and thus any suggestion that their union might now be shaky would only light her grandfather’s already short fuse. But she still resented being asked to cover for her mother. She looked out of the window, watching fat raindrops swim down the glass.
 
‘It’s not like I’m going to bring it up, is it?’ said April. ‘And considering we haven’t seen him in six months, I expect we can find something else to talk about. I know Grandpa can be a bit insensitive at times, but I can’t even imagine him asking what the atmosphere’s like at home.’
 
‘I know, darling,’ said Silvia, a pleading note in her voice, ‘but you know how easily upset your grandpa can be, especially when it comes to your dad, so let’s try and keep this nice and light, shall we? It’s been ages since we’ve seen him, just the two of us, so let’s just enjoy it.’
 
April looked at her mother. Like every other teenager in the country she was used to seeing her parents as ‘Her Parents’, people who did nothing except gripe about the tidiness of your room and moan about your supposed ‘attitude’. It was rare you got to peek behind the curtain to see the real person, and she wasn’t sure she liked what she was seeing. Her mother looked different; older, tired. April knew she was being manipulated, but it was hard to resist when her mother had let her guard down so much.
 
‘Okay, I won’t say anything.’ April sighed as the cab pulled up outside her grandfather’s house. ‘But can you try not to argue about Dad for once, please?’
 
Her mother tried to smile, but fell some way short. ‘I’ll try, darling,’ she said, ‘I’ll try.’
 
 
Even in his old age, Thomas Hamilton was still intimidating. At six foot four he was a huge bear of a man, with a big head and hands like tennis racquets. His house was equally impressive, with a pillared entrance hall floored with black and white marble. A sweeping staircase led up to dozens of bedrooms and bathrooms. It was unfathomable to April that anyone could live in a house so big, especially in the centre of London where a Portaloo cost a king’s ransom. But despite all the splendour, April was shocked to see that Grandpa Thomas had aged in the six months since she had last seen him - his back was more bowed, his face more lined - but he still towered over Silvia as he bent to kiss the top of her head.
 
‘Poppa,’ she said, brushing him away. ‘Don’t, please.’
 
‘What? I can’t even kiss my only daughter now?’ he said, spreading his huge arms in a gesture of outrage. ‘Has it become a crime to love my family?’
 
‘Of course not, Daddy,’ said Silvia, ‘just don’t … fuss so.’
 
‘Can I help it if I’m happy to see my best girls? You never phone, you don’t visit …’
 
‘Okay, okay,’ said Silvia testily, putting her bags onto a leather chesterfield sofa. ‘We’re here now, aren’t we?’
 
Thomas shrugged and shifted his attention to April. ‘Ah, my princess!’ he boomed, effortlessly scooping April up like a grizzly bear grabbing a fish. He squeezed her until she thought her eyes were going to pop.
 
‘Hi, Grandpa,’ she gasped.
 
‘Too grown-up to give your grandfather a kiss?’ he said.
 
‘Of course not, Gramps,’ said April, kissing his leathery cheek.
 
‘That’s better. Now let me have a look at you,’ he said, stepping back to inspect her. ‘Ah, you have my good looks, Princess.’ He chuckled. ‘You’re growing into a fine woman, just like your mum, huh?’
 
‘Poppa, you’re embarrassing her,’ scolded Silvia, although April could see she had enjoyed the compliment.
 
‘Embarrass you?’ he roared, squeezing April’s cheeks with his paw. ‘Why should my girls be embarrassed that they’re beautiful?’
 
A thin, familiar figure in a dark suit appeared at Thomas’s elbow. ‘Afternoon tea is served, sir,’ he announced in a subdued voice.
 
‘Ah! Thank you, Stanton,’ replied Thomas, turning and putting his arms around the two women’s shoulders. ‘Shall we have some cake?’
 
He led them through the wide entrance hall and under an archway into the drawing room. It was just as remarkable as the rest of the house, with a high ceiling, elaborate plaster mouldings and a carved mahogany fireplace, above which hung a huge portrait of a man looking remarkably like Thomas, only he had a moustache and was sitting proudly astride a rearing horse. Her grandfather caught April looking at the painting as they sat down in armchairs arranged around an elegant walnut table formally laid with crisp linen and polished silver.
 
‘Do you remember you were always frightened of that picture as a girl?’ Thomas laughed. ‘You would hide under the table and squeak, “Grandpa, he’s looking at me.”’
 
‘Well, who can blame her?’ said Silvia. ‘It’s horrible.’
 
‘Horrible? Nonsense!’ cried Thomas. ‘It’s magnificent!’
 
‘I always thought he was a villain from a fairy tale,’ said April. ‘Like the wicked uncle who captures the princess and tries to take over the kingdom.’
 
Thomas roared with laughter and reached over to squeeze April’s hand affectionately. ‘That is your ancestor, Princess, a very great man. He was known as the Black Prince.’
 
‘Poppa, don’t start with all this again,’ said Silvia irritably.
 
‘Why not? She should know her lineage - how else can she learn who she is? Especially now you live so close to your ancestors.’
 
Silvia shot her father a look, but Thomas ignored her and turned to April.
 
‘I thought you knew our family has a vault in Highgate Cemetery?’
 
‘No way!’ said April, almost choking in surprise. ‘Why didn’t you tell me this before?’
 
‘I thought your mother would have told you. You have a great-uncle and two cousins there,’ said Thomas proudly. ‘That branch of the family came to London many years ago. I wanted to bury your grandmother there, God rest her soul, but it wasn’t to be.’
 
‘Why not? What happened to Grandma?’ asked April. Her father’s parents were both dead and neither of her parents ever talked about their extended families, so she was very sketchy regarding her relatives. April noticed that look pass between her mother and grandfather again.
 
‘Your grandmother went back to the Old Country,’ Thomas said. ‘It’s what she wanted—’
 
‘Not now, Daddy,’ interrupted Silvia. ‘Perhaps when April is older—’
 
Thomas frowned. ‘Why do you always do this, Silvia? It’s always “when she is older”, “she won’t understand”. I think you underestimate my princess. She’s a strong woman, like all Hamilton women.’
 
They stared at each other for a moment. April looked from her mother to her grandfather.
 
‘What? What is it?’ she asked. ‘What aren’t you telling me?’
 
‘It’s nothing, darling,’ said Silvia, with a dismissive flap of her hand. ‘Just some stupid myths and superstition.’
 
Her grandfather looked as if he was about to say something, then looked away and shook his head.
 
‘So this Black Prince,’ asked April, intrigued now, ‘who was he?’
 
‘He was a visionary and a revolutionary,’ said Thomas proudly, puffing out his chest. ‘his family owes him a debt we can never repay. We would be mere peasants begging for scraps were it not for your great-great-grandfather’s bravery—’
 
‘Poppa!’ said Silvia with force. April had seen that look on her mother’s face before. It was the ‘don’t mess with me’ look she got when she had made up her mind about something. Only April’s father dared to defy her when she looked that fierce - and he had the scars to show for it.
 
‘Yes, yes, perhaps you’re right,’ said Thomas, smiling at April indulgently and reaching out to stroke her face. ‘Maybe I’ll save the history lesson for another time. Ah, here come the florentines.’
 
They ate and drank in silence for a while, listening to the rain rattling against the windows. The weather had been getting steadily worse over the past few days and now it sounded like a storm was building.
 
‘A toast, I think,’ said Thomas, tapping a silver spoon against his teacup. ‘To my dearest daughters and to family.’
 
They raised their cups and the mood lightened.
 
‘So,’ said Thomas, smiling at April, ‘I hear you’re going to a party?’
 
April glanced at her mother before answering. ‘Yes, a girl from my new school has invited me to her Halloween party.’
 
‘Well, that’s good!’ said Thomas with pleasure. ‘Making friends already, it’s important to have friends.’
 
‘It’s at a very big house in Highgate, Poppa,’ said Silvia. ‘April’s friend comes from a very wealthy family.’
 
‘Mum,’ said April, reprovingly, ‘like that’s important.’
 
‘Well, I certainly wouldn’t be letting you out on a Sunday night if I didn’t think they were the right sort of people.’
 
‘Mum!’ said April, exasperated. ‘ “The right sort of people”?’
 
‘No, your mother’s right, Princess,’ said Thomas. ‘It’s good to have wealth. Don’t be afraid of money, it’s a good thing. Only those who have never known poverty think money isn’t important.’
 
‘But I’m not going to the party because Davina’s dad’s rich,’ protested April. ‘Anyway, it’s not even Davina’s party, it’s at Milo’s house. Some of us aren’t so shallow as to judge people only on their money,’ she added, looking pointedly at her mother.
 
‘But maybe you’ll meet a nice rich boy there?’ said Thomas with a sly smile.
 
‘Grandpa, we’re not all boy-crazy, you know.’
 
‘Well, if you’re anything like your mother …’ he teased.
 
‘Poppa!’
 
‘Oh yes, all the boys came running when my Silvia walked by, I can tell you.’ Thomas smiled proudly. ‘She was the most beautiful girl in London back then. Still is.’
 
‘Please, Poppa,’ said Silvia, smiling despite herself.
 
‘No, tell me more,’ said April, glad to have the attention deflected away from her and her non-existent boyfriends. ‘I’ve never heard what Mum was like when she was my age.’
 
‘A wildcat!’ cried Thomas. ‘She would sneak out of the school window to go to all these stylish parties in Chelsea, meeting all these boys from Eton and Harrow. She thinks I don’t know, but the headmaster told me everything.’
 
April was pleased to see her mother blush: another first.
 
‘She was exactly the same at university, running around with the lord of this or the marquis of that. There was even an American she was very sweet on. Texas oil heir, isn’t that right, Silvie?’
 
‘Rhett’s family—’
 
‘Rhett!’ April laughed. ‘He wasn’t really called Rhett, was he?’
 
‘His mother was a big fan of Gone with the Wind,’ said Silvia defensively. ‘And it wasn’t just oil, they had interests in electronics too.’
 
April found herself in fits of giggles, partly because of the mental image of her mother cast as Scarlett O’Hara, partly from the pleasure of seeing Silvia squirm as her dirty laundry was aired.
 
‘Your mother was even engaged to a sultan at one point.’ Thomas grinned mischievously.
 
‘He wasn’t a sultan.’ Silvia sniffed. ‘He was an emir, and we were never officially engaged. I think he was far more committed to his polo ponies than he was to me!’
 
They all cracked up with laughter at this, and it finally broke the ice. April watched with pleasure as her mother relaxed fully for the first time in a long while. The banter between her and her father as he raked over Silvia’s old boyfriends and transgressions was warm and filled with genuine affection; a loving father and daughter reminiscing about the good old days. While she was happy to see them bond, it was tinged with sadness. April could vividly remember a time, not so very long ago, when this was exactly the way her parents had behaved towards each other; teasing and joking, enjoying the companionship and affection. How had it all changed? Why had it all become so tense and difficult? How could two people who loved one another become such a raw irritation to each other so quickly?
 
‘Of course, your mother was never much good at picking the right man,’ her grandfather was saying.
 
There was an abrupt frosty silence. April could suddenly hear the rain drumming on the windows and the traffic on the wet roads outside.
 
Brilliant, thought April, a sinking feeling in her stomach. When it was all going so well.
 
There was a long pause from the other side of the table before Silvia spoke.
 
‘And what is that supposed to mean, exactly?’ she asked quietly. To the untrained ear it was a simple enquiry, but to someone well versed in years of inter-family combat, it was a question loaded with history.
 
Thomas ignored his daughter and turned to April. ‘Your mum could have had her pick of the men in London. A billionaire, a prime minister, maybe even a real prince, but no. She married someone who writes about dragons and mermaids.’
 
‘Grandpa, please,’ said April, her eyes wide and pleading. ‘Don’t go through this again.’
 
‘No, I’d like to hear it,’ snapped Silvia. ‘It’s always interesting to have someone tell me how I should have lived my life, especially when their own life has been so blameless.’
 
‘What?’ asked Thomas innocently. ‘So I’m not allowed to discuss my own daughter’s life? I suppose I’m only your father, who fed you and clothed you—’
 
‘Oh, here we go,’ said Silvia, casting her eyes up to the ceiling. ‘The same old story, again and again.’
 
‘Didn’t I give you the best education money can buy?’ he asked, colour coming into his face. ‘Didn’t I buy you a flat on the King’s Road and give you a sports car, keep your wardrobe full of all those boutique dresses? And how do you repay me? By marrying some loser!’
 
‘A loser? A LOSER?’ yelled Silvia, slamming her hand down on the table so hard the bone china rattled. ‘That’s what you call my husband, the father of my child? How dare you?’
 
‘I dare because I am your father, because I care about what happens to you.’
 
‘It’s a little late for that now, isn’t it, Poppa? A little late to be worrying about “what happens” to me? Like you didn’t have it all mapped out from the very start.’
 
Thomas glanced across at April. ‘Silvia …’ he said, his voice quivering with fury. ‘There’s no need to—’
 
‘Oh but I think there is,’ hissed Silvia. ‘I think there’s every reason. You were the one who wanted to tell your granddaughter about her heritage,’ she said, contemptuously gesturing at the glowering portrait above the fire. ‘Well, why don’t you tell her, if you’re so proud of everything you’ve done? If my husband is such a bum and you’re such a fine upstanding member of the human race, let’s hear it. Let’s tell her everything.’
 
April had never seen her mother more furious. She was leaning over the table now, glaring at her father. He was returning her gaze with defiance and she could see his shoulders quivering with anger. They were like a pair of dogs straining on the ends of their chains, desperate to tear at each other’s throats. Thomas looked away first.
 
‘This isn’t the time,’ he said quietly.
 
‘That’s what I thought,’ said Silvia.
 
‘Please!’ said April. ‘I don’t know what you’re arguing about, but I hate to see you both like this. We were all having such a nice time - why do you always have to spoil it?’
 
‘See?’ said Silvia. ‘You’ve upset her now. You’re always the same, like a bull in a china shop with people’s feelings.’
 
‘No, Mum,’ said April, turning on her mother, ‘it’s not just Grandpa. You’re as bad as each other, always picking at the same bloody scab, whatever the hell it is.’
 
‘But, honey—’
 
‘No, don’t “honey” me, not this time.’ April threw her napkin down and pushed her chair back. ‘I asked you to be nice to Gramps today, but no, that was too much to ask, wasn’t it?’
 
‘Darling, your mum’s a passionate woman,’ said Thomas. ‘She was only—’
 
April turned to her grandfather. ‘And you’re just as bad. You always have to say something about Dad, don’t you? Even though you know it upsets Mum and upsets me. Well, you’re both right about something - I am old enough to see that you’re behaving like a pair of children. And I’m old enough to get a taxi home by myself. I’ll leave you to discuss whatever it is you can’t bear to tell me. I’m sure it’s fascinating, but I think I can live without knowing.’
 
‘But, Princess, honey—’
 
‘Forget it, Grandpa,’ she said, turning to leave, then swung back around. ‘And don’t call me Princess. From now on I’m April. Don’t forget it.’