Eight
The shaman—if he was indeed a shaman—rang his bell
and began to dance his way to the front of the room. The cleric
left his post in a big hurry and sat down to watch, whereas Jim
stood up and stared, his mouth hanging open. Clearly this was no
old friend or relation. As far as Jim knew, he was an unexpected
guest. When the shaman reached the podium, he began to speak in a
strange language. The only words we understood were “MarySue” and
“death.” So he was in the right place. No use pretending he’d
gotten lost on his way to a Tibetan ceremony.
“Was MarySue a believer?” Jack asked me in an
undertone.
“Not that I knew of,” I whispered. “Jim doesn’t
look too happy about this, does he?”
Jack shook his head. Even from the back row I could
see Jim’s face was ashen and sweat was pouring from his forehead.
He kept opening his mouth as if to speak, but no words came out.
The only sound was the ringing of the shaman’s bell.
As we all watched, Jim approached the shaman,
reached out to touch him or take the bell, I have no idea. What I
do know is that Jim clutched his chest and collapsed on the floor.
After that there was pandemonium.
“Call 911,” someone shouted. Others including Jack,
raced up to surround Jim.
The funeral director in the black suit told
everyone to leave the premises except for the immediate family.
There was a rush for the doors, but I found Dolce.
“What happened?” I asked her as we walked slowly to
the parking lot.
“My best guess?” she said. “A heart attack.”
“He must have been overcome with grief or guilt or
emotion,” I said.
“Who was that strange man in the orange robe?”
Dolce asked when we got into her car.
“My best guess? He’s a shaman. A kind of holy man.
A healer.”
“What was he doing there? Obviously Jim didn’t
invite him.”
“I think he came to escort MarySue to the
afterlife,” I said.
“Do you really believe that?” Dolce asked as she
started the car and drove toward the exit. Before I could answer,
an ambulance raced into the parking lot, sirens screaming. We
watched the EMTs jump out and enter the building. Then we left.
There was nothing more to be done.
“It’s just possible,” I said, following up on her
question.
“I don’t know what to believe,” Dolce said.
“So no post-funeral celebration of MarySue’s life
today,” I said as we drove past Portnoy’s Tavern, the place Jim had
planned to have the party. “I wonder if Jim will make it.”
Dolce drove slowly down the street. “He looked
awful,” she said.
We drove in silence for a few minutes. My mind was
spinning. Finally I said, “If the shaman is really a healer, why
didn’t he show up a little sooner like last week? If he cared about
MarySue enough to come to her funeral and escort her to wherever
she’s going, why did he let her die in the Adirondack chair?”
“So if these shaman have certain powers, maybe
he’ll at least save Jim’s life,” she said.
“Maybe he will. I would have liked to ask him if
he’s the one who saved me when I fell into that oak tree. How else
did I survive with just a sprained ankle and a minor
concussion?”
Dolce looked at me as if I’d had another concussion
because the thought of being rescued by a shaman was as alien to
her as it would be to everyone at the funeral. I couldn’t help
hoping MarySue would have an escort to somewhere after what she did
for me. Yes, she’d shoved me off the ladder, but then she’d taken
me to the hospital—otherwise, I might be lying lifeless under her
tree still today.
Later that week we heard Jim did indeed have a
minor heart attack but he was “resting comfortably” as they say, in
the hospital. Patti called Dolce to tell her that the shaman had
paid Jim a hospital visit and assured him he’d live to see many
more days. The holy man then confided he’d been invited to the
funeral by MarySue’s cousin Beth who had spent time at his ashram
in Tibet. Patti agreed with Dolce that maybe Jim should have been
told about the shaman ahead of time. Patti then assured Dolce the
celebration of life at MarySue’s favorite spot was still happening.
Just as soon as Jim’s doctors gave him the okay. In fact, the event
along with the shaman’s blessing had given Jim something to think
about while in his hospital bed as well as an incentive to get well
soon.
Around noon on Saturday when the crowd in the
boutique had thinned out a little, Dolce suggested we work on a new
outfit for me. Our customers often took a shopping break at a café
across the street where they could have a house-baked pastry, a
lovely sandwich on seven-grain bread or homemade soup, all on the
outdoor covered patio. Instead of us taking a lunch break, she and
I went through the racks of late arrivals.
“We have to find something for your Sunday night
date,” she said.
“I was thinking of a filmy skirt,” I told Dolce.
“With a knit top.” I didn’t mention the idea came from my nurse
practitioner.
“I like it,” she said. “Relaxed elegance is what
we’re after.” I was glad to see her so energetic and enthusiastic.
Ever since MarySue’s funeral, she’d not been herself. I wasn’t sure
if it was a lack of customers and sales or what. She spent more
time in her office hunched over her computer, piles of bills on her
desk, her brow furrowed. I was afraid to ask how bad the financial
situation was.
She went to a rack of skirts and pulled out several
for me to try. First was a bright floral print.
“It’s vibrant and eye-catching,” I said, blinking
rapidly, “but . . .”
“A little too vibrant,” she said, reading my mind
like a true fashion consultant would. “Absolutely right.” She
immediately whisked the skirt back on the rack. Next up: a long
skirt in creamy cognac. She held it up to my waist and stood
staring at it before she snatched it away.
“Too utilitarian,” she decided. I had to agree. Not
just because she was my boss, but the skirt just didn’t do anything
for me. Finally we settled on a gray silk number with splashes of
crimson handkerchief panels. I liked the way it swooshed around my
calves. With a tight gray sleeveless sweater for balance against
the gauzy skirt, I finally felt good about my selection. So did
Dolce. She sat back on the padded bench in the middle of the room
and looked me up and down.
“Ah, to be young again,” she said. “I had a skirt
like that once. I wore it to a wedding.” She gazed off in the
distance lost in her memory. What would I be doing at her age, I
wondered. Would I be living alone above a shop somewhere, dressing
others for parties and concerts I wasn’t invited to? Would I stay
home and worry about my customers not paying their bills? Or would
I marry a doctor, a gymnast or a police detective, retire and join
the ladies who lunch and shop? I was too goal oriented to while
away my days that way. Maybe I could do volunteer work feeding the
poor like Detective Wall did. Or maybe I’d have a few children. I’d
send them to an alternate school where they’d learn cooperation
instead of competition. They’d be artistic and imaginative instead
of driven by money and financial success. Since living the good
life in San Francisco can be expensive, maybe a jolt of ambition
was not altogether a bad thing. I pictured myself dressing the
little darlings up and taking them to brunch on Sunday to the
Garden Court of the Palace Hotel where they’d behave perfectly and
display good manners.
I was still daydreaming when Dolce jerked me back
to the present where although I was well dressed, I was still
relatively poor and definitely single. She reminded me I was not
completely dressed for Sunday. Not yet. “All you need is a tailored
blazer and you’re good to go.”
“I have a few of those,” I said. Actually I had
about ten in different colors and fabrics. “But what about
shoes?”
“I guess you’re not ready for a pair of sling
backs.” She looked at my bare feet and my still slightly swollen
ankle. “Or I have a low-heeled Chloé sandal that would be perfect
with that skirt.”
“Afraid not,” I said sadly. “I can’t wear any kind
of heel yet, even a low one. Doctor’s orders.”
“I know!” she said and dashed off to the shoe
department in the small alcove next to the accessories. She came
back with a flat Alexandre Birman sandal. I knew how expensive they
were, but Dolce told me not to worry. She could discount them
seeing as they were from last spring’s collection. They fit
perfectly, and even though they were decidedly functional, they
were stylish too.
“Now,” Dolce said, “you’ll need to have your hair
done along with a pedicure and manicure. What about Harrington’s
sister Marsha? Isn’t she a stylist at the Bella Noche in North
Beach?”
“But it’s Saturday, she’ll be booked, won’t she?”
She’d also be expensive. Nervous about so many purchases, I was
thinking of stopping at one of those discount places on my way home
for a blow-dry.
“I’ll give her a call. And don’t worry about the
cost. It’s my present to you.”
My eyes filled with grateful tears. “Dolce, how can
I thank you?” I was truly touched but also worried. Sales were
down, I knew that. Could Dolce really afford to be so generous? It
worried me she hadn’t had her car repaired or just bought a new
one.
She brushed her hands together as if it was all in
a day’s work and she had no cares to keep her awake at night. “It’s
my pleasure,” she said. “I couldn’t be happier about these
opportunities you’re having if you were my own daughter. So let me
indulge myself. It’s what my great-aunt, Lauren, did for me when I
was your age. I wish she could be here now.” Dolce paused and
looked around the shop. I swear she too had tears in her eyes.
Would her great-aunt be pleased with what she’d done with her
house? Or would she have wanted it kept completely the way she left
it? What would she say if she knew her great niece was involved in
a murder case? What would she say if she knew a customer had
stiffed Dolce? Not to mention the loss of her car.
“Just remember all the details. Tell me everything.
The food, the music, the atmosphere. The other diners. And your
date of course. Now I’m going to get you an appointment with Marsha
or someone.”
It turned out she did get me an appointment with
Harrington’s sister. Why she was available on a busy Saturday
afternoon I have no idea. I hoped it wasn’t because she wasn’t any
good.
The salon was in trendy Noe Valley, not North
Beach, and of course Dolce insisted I take a cab and take the rest
of the day off. The minute I stepped inside Bella Noche, I felt a
sense of peace and tranquility. It might have been the sand-colored
hardwood floors and matching walls that made me feel like I was
spending a day at the beach. Or maybe it was the New Age music
coming from everywhere and nowhere. I didn’t see Marsha at first.
Her assistant gave me a cup of comforting herbal tea, then a
stress-relieving scalp massage that left me as limp as a wet
noodle.
I was so relaxed I forgot completely about MarySue,
Jim Jensen or anyone connected with the murder. Even the dashing
cop who might or might not still suspect me of having a hand in the
homicide. When the color consultant came along and asked if I saw
myself as a sleek redhead, a tousled brunette or a sun-streaked
blond, I was thrown into confusion.
“Leave it to me,” she said. So I did. Where was
Marsha? I didn’t need to worry. She came for the final round.
Apparently she was at the highest level a stylist can be—she was
only there to put the finishing touches: the cut and shaping and
the final blow-dry.
“It’s good to see you again,” she said. “You are
going to look fabulous when we get through with you.”
Did that mean I was not at all fabulous before I
came in? I wondered if she thought I was the biggest challenge
she’d ever met. No, of course not. And yet the day I’d met her at
the shop she did give me a certain look that bordered on pity. Or
maybe it was just that she was dying to get her hands on me for the
transformation. If so, I thought, go for it, Marsha. So far I’d
been massaged, washed, dried, colored and now this. While she ran
her hands through my hair, she called for a manicurist and
pedicurist to work on my nails. I didn’t remember asking for them,
but apparently that’s what Dolce ordered, so I sat back in the
padded chair and let it all happen.
“I see you and your brother are both artistic,” I
said, watching Marsha work her magic on my newly streaked golden
brown hair.
“That’s right. He’s my idol. If it weren’t for him,
I wouldn’t be here. He paid for me to go to cosmetology school,
then he got me an internship with Mr. Rene in Beverly Hills after
my training with Vidal. He’s always been my guardian angel.
Fortunately for me, since our father wasn’t around and our mother
had to work two jobs. Harrington swore when he grew up he’d get me
anything I wanted—clothes, jewelry, shoes, whatever. If he had to
make it himself. Which he does. All I have to say is ‘I like that
dress,’ or ‘I love those shoes’ and presto, he figures out a way to
make them or somehow get them for me.”
I wondered if one way to get a pair of shoes was to
steal them. Not that Harrington seemed like a thief or anything. I
just wondered. I wished I could forget the shoes for a few hours.
But even now, having a luxury beauty treatment, the MarySue murder
was on my mind.
“I suppose you had a lot of business right before
that big benefit the other night,” I said, still watching Marsha in
the mirror.
“Oh yeah. Lots of women coming in at the last
minute. It was a scene all right. We were open until seven. I was
exhausted. I went home and collapsed.”
So she wasn’t at the Benefit. But was Harrington?
“What about your brother?” I asked trying to sound like I was just
making polite conversation. I hardly knew what polite conversation
was anymore. Everything I said, every question I asked anyone was
designed to elicit some information. Unfortunately it didn’t always
work out.
“He’s amazing,” she said proudly.
There you go. I didn’t want to know how amazing he
was, I wanted to know if he’d been at the park that night. The
night MarySue was murdered for her shoes.
“Everyone says the shows he puts on at the high
school are just as good as Broadway,” I said.
“That’s true,” she said as she heated her curling
iron for the final touches. “Especially the costumes and the sets.
They’re all his designs. All his work. Someday he will be directing
plays on Broadway. I’m telling you, he’s that good. He’s wasted on
that school. They don’t appreciate him.” With her curling iron in
hand, she curled a few more strands around my face, then she
stepped back and gave me a critical look from every angle.
“How do you like it?” Marsha asked, swiveling my
chair around so I could get a full-front view of my new hairstyle.
I gasped in surprise. I looked completely different. My hair was
lighter, shorter, fuller and much more stylish. Did I look better?
Marsha thought so. I hoped Dr. Jonathan would agree with her. When
my nails were done, I thanked Marsha and gave her and the
manicurist a healthy tip after I made sure her fee had been taken
care of by Dolce.
She told me to have a good time wherever I was
going. She said she’d come by the shop to look at the new
collections on her day off next week. I was sure that meant she
wouldn’t be buying anything. Just like her brother, she was a
window-shopper. Having heard about their background, I understood
why. If I wasn’t employed by Dolce, I’d probably be in their same
boat wearing off-the-rack clothes. I shuddered at the
thought.
When I got home with my new clothes in a shopping
bag and my new hair, I wished I had somewhere to go. But I knew I
had to rest my ankle for tomorrow. When Nick called and suggested
coming by after his last yoga class with some cabbage rolls his
aunt made for him, I couldn’t say no. It was better than eating a
bowl of cornflakes and feeling sorry for myself alone on a Saturday
night.
Funny, only a few weeks ago I had expected to be
home alone on a Saturday night. In fact, I was always alone on
Saturday night and most every other night too. Now I’d gotten
spoiled with three men in my life. I knew it wouldn’t last, so I
told myself to relax and enjoy it while I could. Who knew when Nick
would be overbooked giving classes and Dr. Jonathan might fall for
one of those nurses? Not Nurse Chasseure or Nurse Bijou, but
someone else. It was almost worth having a sprained ankle, which
was almost completely healed. I just hoped Nick wouldn’t start in
on my doctor and how he wasn’t good enough to treat me. What would
he say if he knew I had a date with him Sunday night?
Actually Nick wanted to talk about his classes
instead of my doctor or me. He didn’t say a word about my hair.
Instead, he told me all about aerial skills, tumbling, conditioning
and break dancing until I was almost nodding off on the couch while
he heated the cabbage rolls. And he didn’t say anything about my
joining his class. We ate in my living room so I could keep my foot
up on the coffee table.
“How do you like Aunt Meera’s galumpkis?” he
asked. “She is famous for it, all the way back in Transylvania,
they talk about Meera’s famous stuffed cabbage. The recipe is a
secret, so don’t ask her.”
I assured him I wouldn’t. Besides who has time to
make a sauce, stuff a cabbage and then bake the whole thing for
hours? Not me. But I was very grateful to anyone who had that kind
of talent and time. Someday I’d learn to cook. I’d take classes at
the California Culinary Academy and throw little dinner parties for
my friends after shopping for fresh ingredients from the Farmer’s
Market. Until then I would happily eat anything someone brought me,
like this ethnic Romanian dish.
“Delicious,” I said, scooping up the sweet and sour
tomato sauce on the plate with my spoon.
“Not only delicious but good for you,” Nick said.
“Packed with many vitamins. They say it can cure ulcers and it is
frugal too, which makes it a perfect food.”
“Your aunt must be a wonderful cook. I would love
to have her recipe. Does she live around here?”
“In Marin County. When your foot is well, I will
take you on her tour.”
“She gives tours of Marin County?”
“She gives vampire tours of San Francisco. She is
Romanian after all and knows where they live. In the tunnels under
the city. Right here.” He pointed at the floor of my living
room.
After minoring in Romanian in college, I shouldn’t
have been surprised to hear his aunt believed vampires had taken up
residence beneath my house, but I was. “How . . . how did she find
out where they are?” I asked as if there were nothing unusual about
vampires being nearby.
“She’s been studying vampires since a long, long
time ago. She is now one hundred and twenty-seven.”
“Years old?” I couldn’t help gasping.
He nodded, his mouth full of galumpkis, and
poured me another glass of Francusa, a soft, smooth Romanian wine
that complemented the cabbage rolls perfectly.
“And then she is a vampire herself,” he said with a
wink while wiping the sauce off his mouth with his handkerchief.
“Which is how she says she knows many histories of San Francisco.
Famous people she knew like Mark Twain and other forty-niners. It
is all on her tour. Huntington Park, Pacific Union Club hotels and
cafés. You will see what a good actress she is.”
“I look forward to it,” I said, sure that Nick
didn’t actually believe his aunt was a vampire but just went along
with it. How I wished I could tell my Romanian professors about
this one-hundred-twenty-seven-year-old so-called vampire. After I
took the tour, I could send in her story to my alumni magazine
along with a picture of the two of us on her tour. Of course, no
alums believed in vampires. But everyone loves a good story. I’d
take my camera and get some shots of the two of us at historic
spots where the vamps supposedly hung out.
When Nick refilled my glass, I protested, but he
quoted the old Romanian saying, “Three glasses of wine are just
enough. The first for your health. The second for your delight. The
third for a good rest.”
He left before I had a third glass of wine, when I
kept yawning. I told him it must be the pain pills that made me
sleepy. Certainly not his vampire stories. He suggested a trip to
the Palace of the Legion of Honor to see the Impressionist exhibit
the next day, but I wanted to rest up and give myself a facial
before my big date. So I said I had some e-mail to get caught up
on. He promised to get us tickets for his aunt’s tour in a week or
two. Before he left he kissed me on both cheeks as they do in
Romania, I suppose.