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Died with a Bow
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April in San Francisco is all about layers. Not
the layers of fog that blanket the ocean beaches, not the layers of
cake at bakeries like Miette or Tartine. I mean layers of clothing,
from a sleeveless tunic worn over a polo neck to pairs of leggings
with ballerina flats or plain pumps. Under no circumstances should
you wear a tight shirt or sweater with your leggings. The overall
look must be balanced: the top must be roomy and the leggings must
be fitted. It’s simple really.
That’s what I’d been telling the customers at
Dolce’s, the boutique where I’ve worked for the past year. Because
in our city surrounded on three sides by water, chilly fog and a
brisk wind can sweep over the town without notice in any month, and
you have to be prepared for them. Sometimes it’s a burst of
brilliant, warm sunshine followed by damp mist or, in winter, a
heavy downpour. If you asked me, and many customers did, I would
recommend wearing a narrow fitted top under a classic belted trench
coat with dangling earrings and, in this case, knee-high socks over
tights.
Today I was wearing all gray, which looks softer
next to the skin than black or navy and is not as boring as it
sounds. With a boyfriend blazer over a tank top under a thin
Alexander Wang sweater I love, I carried a striped canvas tote.
Wide-legged pants and strapped loafers made me feel ready to take
on the world, or at least Dolce’s regular customers, the rich and
well-connected to the city’s social scene.
One thing I was not ready for was to be greeted
by a stranger at the door of the Victorian mansion Dolce had
converted into an exclusive shop.
“Hello!” The young woman in satin shorts so full
I thought they were bloomers, along with tights, a ribbed
longsleeved T-shirt and patent leather wedge sling backs invited me
inside as if I were a customer and she worked there. It turned out
she did work there.
“I’m Vienna Fairchild. Welcome to Dolce’s,” she
said with a dazzling smile. So dazzling her teeth must have
recently been laser-whitened.
“Hi, Vienna. I’m Rita. I work here.”
“Rita,” she said, looking puzzled for a moment
while she scratched her head. “Where have I heard that name
before?” Which made me wonder, was she kidding or wasn’t I in the
right place? Had I landed in an alternate universe? “Oh, I know.
Dolce mentioned you.”
Mentioned me? Me, her right-hand girl?
That’s funny, I thought, because she hasn’t mentioned you to
me.
Right away I could tell things were different,
and I’d only been gone for two days. I’d taken Saturday off to move
into a smaller, more affordable apartment, and Sunday, the shop was
closed. While I was gone the accessory section had been moved from
the foyer and jewelry had taken its place. Racks of new clothes
were pushed against the far wall of the great room, and our
mannequins wore bright, bold spring outfits that I’d never seen
before, and if I had, I would never have worn them or dressed
anyone, even a fiberglass model, in them. I knew the theme was
citrus colors, but someone had gone way too far. I mean, who wants
to look like a grapefruit?
I looked around, feeling a chill of apprehension.
Vienna was rubbing her slender, ringed fingers together, looking at
me as I looked around. Was she thinking, why is Rita wearing so
much gray today when clearly spring is in the air?
“How do you like it?” she said. “Don’t you just
love, love what I’ve done?”
“You did this?” I asked.
She nodded, waiting for me to go off into
ecstasy.
“It’s stunning,” I said. It was. I was stunned.
But not in a good way. “So Vienna, are you . . .”
“Working here? Yes, I am. Isn’t it amazing? Last
week I was wondering what to do with myself, just out of school
with a degree in marketing and nothing to market. I thought I’d be
perfect as a personal shopper for celebrities who don’t have time
to shop for themselves. Or should I be a buyer for a store like
Saks or Nordstrom? Then my stepmother, I believe you know Bobbi,
suggested I move to the city. Next, I land a job here at her
favorite boutique. How perfect is that? Works for them, and it
works for me. I mean the suburbs where my parents and their
significant others live are way too quiet for me. Borrring. So I
came in for an interview on Friday night, got hired and Saturday
was my first day.” She sighed, no doubt exhausted from this long
speech, and spread her well-toned arms out wide. She beamed at me
and said, “And here I am.”
I tried to beam back, but all I could come up
with was a weak smile. How on earth was there going to be room for
both of us and my boss, Dolce, in this chic little store? I got my
answer before I could say Diane von Furstenberg when Dolce came
down the stairs from her apartment above the store.
“Rita, I see you’ve met Vienna.” More beaming,
this time from Dolce, who was wearing business casual—a magenta
ruffled top with a tweed jacket and some sleek straight pants. “I
knew you two girls would get along. And having Vienna here will
free you up for some important work I need you to help me with,”
she said to me.
The work she had in mind was unpacking boxes of
clothes, pressing them and hanging them on racks. The kind of thing
you would ask the new girl to do, I thought. But no, Dolce, ever
tactful, said she trusted only me to handle the new merchandise.
Which made me feel good for about ten minutes. Then I missed my old
job of being out front. The question was, didn’t the customers miss
me too?
As I worked by myself in the back room sorting
endless boxes of new clothes and accessories, I could hear the
sound of voices out in front. There was laughter and gossip, but I
wasn’t part of it anymore. That hurt. How long was I going to have
to play the role of the backstage understudy? Once I overheard a
customer saying, “Where’s Rita?” I stopped and straightened my
shoulders, ready to pop out and say, “Here I am,” but then I heard
Vienna say I was busy today and ask if she could help her.
Of course, it was her first day, and she was
excited and eager to prove herself without me around to show her
up. I could understand that. Tomorrow would be different. How, I
wasn’t sure. Would Vienna be willing to do this kind of work when
the fun of the job was finding the right outfit for the right
customer for the right occasion? I suspected the answer was no, she
wouldn’t.
After we’d closed that evening and Vienna had
left with her boyfriend, Geoffrey, a tall, lanky guy she pointed
out to us when he stopped in the street to pick her up on his BMW
motorcycle, Dolce explained that Vienna was working on commission
only.
“It’s the only way I could afford to hire her,”
Dolce told me. “And why she has to work up front with the customers
she promised to bring in. If she isn’t selling anything, she isn’t
earning any money. Whereas you . . .”
She didn’t have to say more. I had a salary. It
wasn’t very much, but it was enough to live on as long as I got a
big discount on my designer clothes and didn’t go out to eat unless
someone took me. Which hadn’t happened lately. And which used to
happen more frequently when I was the new girl in town. There was
no guy on an expensive motorcycle outside waiting for me today. No
guy at all.
Only a few months ago I was juggling dates with
Nick, an athletic Romanian gymnastics instructor, Jonathan, a
gorgeous ER doctor, and Detective Jack Wall of the San Francisco
Police Department, but my phone had stopped ringing after I helped
Jack solve a murder. It seemed to be a case of No Good Deed Goes
Unpunished.
Maybe Dr. Jonathan Rhodes was dating one of those
attractive nurses I’d seen the last time I was at the hospital to
have my sprained ankle examined. They’d have more in common with
him than I ever would. I couldn’t discuss sprains or infections in
a meaningful way, if that’s what he was looking for in a
date.
Maybe Nick the gymnast was busy giving classes in
competitive trampoline, introduction to the beam bar and so forth.
He’d wanted me to sign up for one of his classes, but instead I’d
joined Alto Aquatics, a swim club where I got my exercise swimming
laps and learning floatation and water safety techniques from the
swim coach. Maybe it’s because I was born under the sign of
Aquarius, the water bearer, that I’m more at home in the water than
at a gym. What I do know is that I’m a typical Aquarius in that I
look good in turquoise and I’m tolerant of others’ viewpoints. To a
certain degree.
It might be time to check up on my favorite
police detective, I thought, though I knew my aunt Grace strongly
disapproved of women chasing men. At age eighty, she’s so with-it,
she even has a Facebook page. At the same time, she has such strict
rules she doesn’t approve of calling or texting men unless they
contact her first. She definitely wouldn’t approve of going to the
neighborhood where a certain man worked and having dinner at his
favorite Vietnamese restaurant just in case he dropped in. I could
just see her shaking her head, the curls in her bold blond updo
quivering at the very idea.
It was possible the sexiest cop in the city had
been transferred out of town, or he’d gotten disillusioned with law
enforcement and quit, or he was wounded in the line of duty, or . .
. It was only common courtesy for me to find out if he was
okay.
“Date night?” Dolce asked me hopefully before I
left. She’d probably noticed there’d been a drop in the number of
men in my life from three to zero, and maybe she guessed I was
eager to leave the shop, where I didn’t exactly feel important
today.
“Not tonight,” I said brightly, as if every other
night was booked. She knew better. She knew I’d tell her if I was
going somewhere, and she’d get a kick out of dressing me up for
whatever the occasion.
“You know there’s the Annual Bay to Breakers
Bachelor Auction coming up,” she said. “I bought tickets today from
Patti for you and me and Vienna. All the money goes to support the
San Francisco Art Museum. It’s a black-tie gala at the Palace
Hotel. Every eligible bachelor in town will be on stage. We’ll all
get dressed up and go ogle the beefsteak,” she said with a youthful
gleam in her eye though she always said she was too old to lust
after men.
I wasn’t too old to lust, but I was too poor to
have fun bidding on men I didn’t know. It would be no fun losing
out on the good ones because I’d be outbid by women with more money
than I had. But it was kind of Dolce to get me a ticket and help me
dress up for it.
I thanked her, said good night and walked
outside. Now what? I couldn’t stand the thought of facing an empty
flat, even though it had a deck and a sliver of a view of the Bay
Bridge. After a day of unpacking boxes at work, I wasn’t in the
mood to unpack my own belongings. I also didn’t feel like facing an
empty refrigerator in my empty flat. The police district where Jack
Wall worked was only a bus ride away. Or I could hop a different
bus and drop into the gym where Nick taught classes. But what would
be my excuse this time? I’d already observed his class, signed up
for lessons, which I never took, and stopped in for a smoothie at
the snack bar. It was his turn to call me.
There was that voice inside my head that kept
repeating, “Don’t pursue men. If they want to see you, they know
where to find you.” So I took the bus straight home and called
Azerbijohnnie’s, a gourmet pizzeria recommended by one of our
customers.
The woman who took my phone order had a distinct
foreign accent, one that was vaguely familiar. When I gave my name
she said, “How are you, Miss Rita? I haven’t seen you since the
funeral of that woman who was murdered.”
“Meera?” I said, recognizing the voice of Nick’s
Romanian aunt, who I hadn’t seen since she crashed a “celebration
of life” party at a tavern across from the cemetery. Shy, she was
not. “What are you doing there?”
“Filling out for a Romanian friend,” she said in
her distinctive Eastern European accent. “Who had to return to our
country on family business. I didn’t want him to lose his job here.
I help out and I get free pizza. And some vodka he promised to
bring when he returns.”
I was surprised that mattered to Meera, a
self-proclaimed vampire. Romanian vodka was not a delicacy
according to my Romanian professor at college. He called it rotgut.
As for pizza, I thought Meera only ate traditional Romanian
specialties like sarmale, salata boeuf, and
papanasi. “What about your job leading tours?” I’d taken her
vampire tour of San Francisco with Nick a few months back, which
was interesting as long as you didn’t take seriously Meera’s claims
that she was a hundred-twenty-seven-year-old vampire herself.
“Friday and Saturdays only. You must come again.
I have some new sites and information to share with you. Bring a
friend. Half-price because I like you,” she said. I noticed she
said nothing at all about her nephew Nick. Did that mean he, like
Dr. Rhodes, had another girlfriend? Someone who was in his adult
gymnastics class who was more flexible than I was? If he did, I
didn’t want to hear about it, and I was glad I hadn’t pursued him.
But a minute later I heard myself say, “How is your nephew
Nick?”
“Not so fine. He had an accident on the high beam
and tore his ligament.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” I said. Though I was
glad to hear he had an excuse for ignoring me.
“He was doing a demonstration when he had a
miscalculation, and now he has to stay off the leg, so I bring him
food after work. I am sure he would like to see you at his flat on
Green Street, number seventeen-forty-two,” she said
pointedly.
Actually, I owed her nephew because he showed up
with food for me when I fell off a ladder a few months ago. “I’ll
go see him,” I promised. And I would, but not tonight. I was in no
mood to cheer anyone up but myself.
“What about your pizza?” she asked.
“I’ll have the daily special,” I said looking at
my take-out menu. “Rainbow chard, red onions, feta cheese . .
.”
“Why not try the Romanian special instead?” she
asked.
“My personal favorite, which I am making myself
when not taking telephone orders. It comes with cabbage, tomato
sauce, and grilled carp.”
“I’ll stick with the pizza of the day,” I said
firmly. Grilled carp might be delicious, but on pizza?
She sounded disappointed, but she confirmed my
order, and I said, “La revedere,” and hung up.
The pizza arrived an hour later—it was delicious
with a glass of Two-Buck Chuck merlot, which I sipped and
congratulated myself on being sensible and frugal. Tomorrow would
be better. Tomorrow I would sign up for cooking classes somewhere.
If Meera could make pizza, why couldn’t I learn to cook too? Maybe
the California Culinary Academy, or a smaller, more intimate place
like Tante Marie’s Cooking School, where I’d learn basic French
techniques. I would unpack my dishes, buy a set of pots and give
little dinner parties instead of sitting around waiting for men to
call and invite me out. Yes, tomorrow had to be better.
But it wasn’t.