It
smells of the very bowels of all that is unholy," Inkermon said,
holding his nose as he stood in the main entranceway to the
mound.
"A bit pungent, I'll admit," Yimt said,
holding up a burning brand to look down a tunnel. "Still, beats
being aboveground, in my book. Now, let's get in here and set up
home before some of the others get the idea."
Alwyn did his best to breathe through his
mouth as he and the rest of the section followed Yimt down the
tunnel and deeper into the mound. Alwyn doubted any of the other
soldiers would be in a rush to claim the mound as a shelter.
As they walked downward the flaming brand
revealed a series of masterfully worked words along the walls.
Alwyn couldn't read the language, but he sensed their purpose as
some kind of protective talisman. The words flowed into shapes, and
soon the walls were covered in finely carved reliefs.
Human-like figures of majestic proportions
cavorted in a great erotic orgy of limbs and other parts so that it
was impossible to tell where one body ended and another began.
Unlike the statue of the deity outside, these carvings were raw,
unadorned by paint, the naked sandstone taking on an almost
fleshlike hue as a result. Alwyn gaped, fascinated and horrified at
the same time, as they entered a large room, presumably a
bedchamber, although there was no furniture to be found. Feelings
welled up inside him that he had felt before, but as yet had not
had the chance to do anything about. He found he was breathing fast
and took a long swig from his canteen, trying to look everywhere
but at the walls.
Unlike Alwyn, Yimt always seemed at ease and
ready to pounce at the same time. There was something about the way
he just owned the air he breathed and the space around him that
other men respected, and feared, even if they couldn't say why.
Alwyn knew some of the why, though, having seen the dwarf in
action.
Yimt was combing out his beard with the end of
his small, wooden dagger. Every so often a bug would flutter free
of the tangled mess and zip off toward one of the flaming brands
that were lighting their new, temporary home.
The smell of the cave, for it was hard not to
think of it as such, was actually less foul now that they were deep
inside it—either that or they were becoming used to the smell.
Whatever the case, Alwyn began to think staying the night wouldn't
be so bad after all.
"Here," Yimt said, holding out one of his
canteens to Inkermon, "have a swig of this, and prepare to lose
some money."
Inkermon recoiled and shook his head
vigorously. "I'll thank you to keep that vile swill away from me,
and not to tempt me with your sinful games of chance." He looked
around at the rest of them. "Have you no shame? You sit in a room
of decadent, lustful filth, but I will not. I am a man of
faith."
At this the dwarf cocked a bushy eyebrow, a
feat made all the more spectacular as it disappeared under the rim
of his shako. "Indeed? How is it then you come to be part of this
jolly band of brothers? My sad story is too long to recount here,
poor Alwyn there suffers from the stupidity of youth, no offense,
lad, you'll grow out of it, and the rest of these ragged
scarecrows," he said, waving a hand at the section sitting around
the room, "are highwaymen, robbers, and thieves—all falsely
convicted, no doubt, and press-ganged into the service. But what
about you, eh? Maybe it's time we all got to know each other a bit
better, seeing as we're all one big family now."
Inkermon sniffed and spat on the ground,
nowhere near Yimt, then spun around on his heel, bent low, and
stomped away up a tunnel.
"Another time then?" Yimt called after him.
The other soldiers laughed and sent a few catcalls of their own
after the farmer. Yimt waved them to settle down. "All right, let
him be. Every man's got a right to think what he will, and that
goes for the lot of you, too. But with rights comes responsibility,
and one of them is to keep a good chunk of what you believe to
yourself."
There were a few puzzled stares, Alwyn's
included. Yimt shook his head and gave an exaggerated sigh. "Use
what little intelligence you haven't drunk away, lads. Think on it.
This army has got more races than a dragon has scales, and each
one's got a way of looking at the world different from the next.
Take our major up there. Not only is he an elf, he comes from the
other side of the ocean. And you know who lives over there, that
elf-witch the Sha—"
"Do not speak Her name!" The whole room jumped
as Inkermon scrambled back through another tunnel to emerge in the
room, a small white book clutched in his hand and held against his
breast. "She is a pretender to the throne of the Great Father,
creator of the world. To speak Her name is to call Her near. How
can you sit idly by while Her abominations crawl over the earth
again! Do you not see, the end is near!"
Murmurs rose. Alwyn looked at Yimt, who was
sitting very, very still. When he spoke, it was in a whisper that
carried around the room like lead shot.
"The only end that is near is yours if you
keep talking like that. Your so-called Great Father is a great
human father
who created man in his image, not the rest of
us."
Yimt slowly rose to a standing position. Alwyn
gasped as the dwarf slowly pulled his drukar from its scabbard.
Inkermon saw it, too, and held the little white book out before him
as if it would ward off the blow.
"You're one of them Pure Order believers,"
Yimt said, his voice never rising as he took a step forward. "I
figured you to be just a puritan know-it-all, but it goes deeper
than that, doesn't it?"
"I believe in the One Creator and His vision
of a pure, ordered world for the peoples who live in it," Inkermon
said, his voice quavering, but his eyes burning with an intensity
that bordered on madness. "It is clear that His order is being
challenged even as we speak. It is up to His true believers to put
things right."
"Is that so? And in that little book of yours,
does it mention dwarves, orcs, and folk like that as true
believers, too?"
Inkermon sneered. "There was no need to list
the lesser races, for they were not created by Him. That is why the
world today is polluted with magics and cults and evil. Only He
should wield such power, sayeth the scripture!"
Alwyn thought Yimt would decapitate Inkermon
then and there, but instead the dwarf actually smiled.
"So you admit your creator was nothing more
than a flouncy wizard? Way I hear it, a couple hundred years back,
he and a few of his sorcerer buddies went whoring and drinking one
night and made the whole thing up to impress the gals in the
brothel."
Inkermon sputtered with rage. "Blasphemy! You
dirt-born slug! How dare you slander Him!"
The drukar whistled in the air between them
and stopped an inch from Inkermon's neck.
The other soldiers were frozen. It was clear
to Alwyn no one was going to stop Yimt. He was on his feet and
beside the dwarf before he knew what he was doing.
"I think you should put the drukar down,
Yimt," he said. The blade hung perfectly still, a black shadow on
Inkermon's shoulder. A large vein in the farmer's neck throbbed and
Alwyn imagined the blood gushing out, splattering the ceiling.
"The world would be a better place without the
likes of him." Yimt's knuckles grew white as he gripped the hilt of
the drukar.
"And you'd be hung, and then who would lead
our section? Besides, you said everyone was entitled to an opinion,
and this is his. I'm not saying I agree with it, because I don't,
but if everyone started killing people they disagreed with there
wouldn't be many people left, now would there."
Yimt blinked, then turned his head slightly
and looked him in the face. Several seconds passed in complete
silence. Inkermon's eyes darted wildly between him and Yimt and
then down to the blade that hovered beside his neck. Finally, Yimt
nodded and slowly lowered the drukar, never looking at
Inkermon.
"Go pray to your creator," Yimt muttered,
turning his back to the farmer, who scrambled down the tunnel and
out of sight.
Yimt looked at each soldier in turn, then at
Alwyn. He reached out a hand and patted him on the elbow.
"Ally, not that I'm going anywhere, but if I
did, I can't think of a better man to lead this section than you."
With that, the dwarf sat down, leaning back against an impressive
pair of carved breasts, and began taking apart his shatterbow while
the other soldiers hooted at Alwyn as the next king of Calahr.
"Leave the poor boy alone, now," Yimt said,
squinting one eye and looking down the right-side barrel of his
weapon. "You all know he's got the smarts, lot more than you lot
put together."
"What about me, then?" a soldier asked, his
cheeks puffing out two enormous muttonchops of brown scraggly
whiskers.
Yimt looked over the barrel to his questioner,
one eye only, his eyebrow threatening to disappear again under the
rim of his shako. "Buuko, you couldn't dump piss out of a boot if
the instructions were written on the heel."
"I can read well enough," Buuko said in
response, sticking his chest out with pride and hooking his thumbs
in his suspenders.
More laughter greeted this, and Alwyn couldn't
help but join in. Buuko, not much taller than Yimt and as scrawny
as a winter chicken, opened and closed his mouth in apparent
outrage, then shrugged and started cleaning his musket.
"Make sure you do 'em right," Yimt said,
addressing the entire section. "In a climate like this, the
moisture will have your musket rusted away to dust inside a week if
you don't get at it every day. As me grandmare used to say, keep
your musket and your pecker clean and you're likely to live to a
ripe old age."
"She said that?" Alwyn asked, finding a place
to sit down between Teeter, who was puffing steadily on his pipe,
and Alik, who seemed to be having difficulty holding his musket and
cleaning it. Alwyn leaned over and helped him steady it, getting a
smile and thanks.
"Too right she did. Full of wisdom, she was.
Knew more about this world than you lot put together. Reminds me of
a time once a way back. Still gnawing on sandstone and chunks of
pottery. Seems there was a young miner who…"
Alwyn smiled and began cleaning his musket as
Yimt rambled on. It was a comfortable feeling. He let his gaze
drift around the room and was amazed that the carvings were losing
their effect on him until he saw one in particular that might or
might not have included a goat. He grabbed the pricker hanging from
a lanyard on his jacket and bent over his musket, working the thin
steel needle into the touchhole and digging out bits of dirt. If
the hole was plugged there would be no way for the spark in the pan
to ignite the charge inside the barrel. It amazed him something so
small could make such a difference. He looked over at Yimt and was
pleased to realize that went for people, as well.
"Now, who wants to live dangerously?"
Alwyn looked at the dwarf, detecting more than
a hint of mischief in his voice.
Yimt dipped a hand into his upturned shako and
removed a well-used deck of cards from inside. "Ante up, ladies.
Elfkynan siasters are worth twelve to the Imperial sovereign or
four colonial mints, nickel-silver, that is, for you shady types
that have a pocket full of copper."