. . . 53 Hours and Counting . . .

Ray had a problem. He needed electrical power and anonymity. He couldn’t go to the college or a friend’s house. And motel rooms seemed too obvious, he didn’t want to be where anyone would expect to see him. He finally decided that the public library would have to do. The odds weren’t too high that he would meet a student or a colleague there, he reasoned, as they would normally use the campus library. Just in case, he bought a baseball cap and a pair of gasoline-colored glasses that were advertised as ‘driving shades’. He had once read somewhere that the best disguises were simple ones that made a person look as if they came from a different walk of society. With this in mind, he had bought a plaid shirt, worn levis and a pair of old work boots at the thrift shop downtown.

Feeling a bit silly, he approached the glass doors of the ski-chalet style building. It had been built in the seventies, when bonds for library construction had been easy to come by. Now, with cut-back hours and a mostly volunteer staff, it had turned into a hangout for elderly people and the homeless.

He walked past a row of unwashed, sleeping men in the carrels. Most slept with their heads cradled on their folded arms. Ray felt sorry for them. He supposed it was better than sleeping out on the grass. Here it was quiet and air-conditioned. Perhaps they spent the nights wandering the streets. The elderly patrons were mostly clustered around the newspaper and magazine racks. There, they quietly ran out their lives. Occasionally they flipped a page or cleared a throat. For them, he supposed, it was better than sitting home alone watching TV. One thing was clear: few of the patrons studied here anymore.

He headed to the back of the library and sat in one of the reserved rooms that was unlocked. Flipping on the light as if he owned the place, he quietly plugged in his computer and set up the cell phone modem. He wondered how long it would be before his pursuers would find out about that purchase.

In no time he dialed No Carrier. There followed a few tense minutes as he had trouble getting access. At first, all he could get was a busy signal. But he kept trying and finally got in. Logging onto the system, he typed in: foghorn<enter> leghorn<enter>.

The system came back with a cryptic message, then a question. Ray was immediately on guard; Jake had said nothing about additional security.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the system asked him.

He was at a loss for what to do. His hacker days were long ago and far away. He simply hit the enter key and hoped for the best.

Actually, it was the rooster! printed on his screen. He groaned quietly. It was a joke. Jake must have set up this account to automatically fire a bad joke at you when you logged on, like a dirty fortune cookie.

Next, he ran his eavesdropping software. The program watch the connections and listed three private conversations that were currently in progress. Ray clicked on one of them, just to see if it worked.

Zelda: can’t tell you that. it would ruin everything!

WhiskeyDick: give me a break, sylvia.

Zelda: YOU give ME a break.

WhiskeyDick: i don’t care what you else you did with him, I just want to know about what happened in the car.

Zelda: ‘-) *wink* *wink*

WhiskeyDick: I’m getting really tired of your shit.

Zelda: OH COME ON!

There was a lot more like this, but he quickly lost interest and broke the connection. The two chatters continued typing to one another without a clue that he had listened in. The software worked. He made a mental note to give Jake an A for the semester—even if he had to fill out the grade sheet from behind bars.

It was time to set his plan in motion. He typed in a private message and addressed it to Santa. When he was done, he sat back and rubbed his eyes. He sighed and settled into his chair. He had no idea how long this stake out might last.