. . . 55 Hours and Counting . . .

Ray spotted Magic in a crowded cafe. He signaled her quietly, asking for a private conversation. Magic hesitated, then touched the mouse and the connection was made. The two of them conversed not in a physical environment, but rather in a chatroom. Nocarrier was a social networking site full of chatrooms, blogs and message boards, now slowed down by the choked internet, but still active. The name of the site caused many to smile when they read it. An inside joke, NoCarrier was the error message one used to get all too often when your personal computer tried to connect across the phone system to another computer and failed. He had found the boards that specialized in university socializing, figuring that Nog had recommended the site for this reason. Someone at the university had to know something.

Physically, Ray sat in a quiet corner of a hotel lobby. He had finally found one that had unprotected free wireless service. His greatest fear was that someone would recognize him. As a college professor in a college town, he was someone that was easily recognized by a lot of people. He had decided to set up camp in the stuffiest, most expensive hotel in town because students, as a general rule, didn’t have the money or the inclination to go there. Elderly couples, bent on golfing their way through retirement and business people who checked their watches constantly were the only patrons in sight. Hotels often had outlets as well. He’d spent the morning setting up in a quiet conference alcove of the Red Lyon Inn’s lobby. Using his prepaid cellular for the internet connection, he felt he had the perfect spot for his work. He had purchased one of the all-you-can-eat for a month phone cards.

Ray couldn’t help but smile at the number of users logged onto NoCarrier. Clearly, the slowdown of the internet hadn’t caused people to stop chatting and ranting. They were all addicted to the web and would keep playing until the Titanic hit the bottom, he supposed.

As the connection came up, he saw that Magic was typing already.

You don’t fool around, do you Dr. Vance? appeared on his screen.

What do you mean? he typed.

The virus, sir! came the reply. Just look at the news! Company stocks are tanking. Websites are shutting down. All because you personally killed the internet. I’m impressed.

Don’t be. I didn’t do it.

\(*o*)/ Of course not. As you say, sir.

Ray sighed to himself. He supposed he was an obvious suspect. Nog had done his work well.

Look, he typed, I didn’t do it and what’s more I know who did.

Okay, okay, I’ll suspend my disbelief and hero worship for the moment. Why did you ask to talk to me? Just to give me the thrill of a net conversation with a fugitive felon?

First, let me ask you this: have you ever put together a virus?

Not a fair question!

It’s totally fair. You asked me the same thing in class, remember?

There was a pause. Ray wondered what kind of squirming was going on at the other end of the line.

Wait a minute. Don’t tell me you’ve got the feds there and now you’re fishing for a confession! I’m just a grad-student, remember.

Exactly, typed Ray. You’re a computer science grad-student. Suspect number One-A. And be serious, there aren’t any feds in the country that could sit still while I type away online to prove my innocence. I think they’d all sooner break my fingers.

There was another pause, then, Sure, so I’ve dabbled in the black arts. Can I still be a jedi?

Ray breathed deeply. He had contacted the right woman. He needed a hacker in his corner. The truth about technology was that the older, more experienced individual wasn’t the best. Computer scientists were more like gymnasts than normal, staid engineering-types. An older person could still be hot and produce solid work, but it was part of the nature of humans that you stopped wanting to learn a thousand new things every day about when you turned thirty. Families, daily pursuits, just having a life, all these things prevented older people from being the best techies. The true stars were almost always young, usually in their early twenties. Unattached people with too much in the way of brains and curiosity seemed to do the best. They lived on the net, poked into every forgotten crevice of their machines, were fascinated and excited by every newly developed gizmo. Ray had lost that edge about five years ago, and he knew it.

As long as you repent, Leia, you will be anointed, he typed.

So, what would you need from this newly unveiled amateur hacker?

First, I need a better handle on this system. I’m in as an unqualified user right now, and the sysop will probably take a week or two to knock me up to getting my own signature on the boards. I want full permissions. I want to run the place.

Hmm. A tough one with the current demand, but I happen to know one of the superuser account names: foghorn.

All lower case?

Yes.

What’s the password?

I’ll give you three guesses...

Ray frowned for a moment, then smiled. Leghorn? he typed.

You got it in one! came the reply. I guess I was never really good at security. Can I do anything else for you?

I want to eavesdrop. I want to be a fly on an electronic wall.

Ah, I have just the thing for you.

Even as he watched, the data began to flow across the wires to be copied down onto his hard disk. Something came up to confirm he wanted to install it. He did. Within a minute Ray had downloaded a chunk of software that was illegal to possess, create or transmit.

“Chalk up a few more felonies for my side,” he muttered aloud.

When the transmission ended, the screen shifted back to chat mode.

Thanks, Magic, he typed.

You’re welcome. I hope you find your kid.

You know about that?

All the hackers out here are rooting for you... At least, those who don’t make you out as the anti-christ, that is. You’re a hot topic in every working chat room, Vance. I’m something of a celebrity just by being associated with you.

I had no idea. I’ve got to go now.

By the way, Ray, what’s going to happen to my grade in your class if you’re in the back of a squad car?

Ray snorted.

Your A is so solid it won’t matter if I go to the chair.

The last thing she typed was just one word:

Careful.

Then she broke the connection. Ray sat staring at the screen for a moment, then he blinked and roused himself to action. He had a lot of work to do.