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IT WAS SUNDAY MORNING, in the full flower of early June. Susan and I were having brunch at a Boston restaurant called Mooo. The brunch was the stuff that dreams are made of, and so was Susan. I was sipping a passionfruit Bellini and having a very nice time when Tony Marcus slid into an empty chair next to me.
"Morning, Dr. Silverman," Tony said.
"Good morning, Mr. Marcus," Susan said.
"Call me Tony," he said.
"Call me Susan," she said.
He smiled. I checked the room. At a table for two a few tables removed was a young woman who looked like Halle Berry. She smiled at us. Jittering at the bar was a skinny little youth named Ty-Bop who always looked like he was on something, and probably was. Whatever he was on didn't seem to impede him. He could shoot nearly as good as Chollo, or Vinnie Morris. Beside him was Junior, who was the approximate size of a 747 but organized differently. They were always in sight when Tony was around. At the other end of the bar, Z was drinking orange juice and eyeing Junior speculatively. Dueling bodyguards.
Junior saw me looking and nodded at me. Ty-Bop paid no attention. He never did, unless there was someone to be shot. When there wasn't, he seemed to spend his time contemplating the inside of his eyeballs.
"Nice brunch," Tony said.
"Elegant," I said.
"You try them Kobe beef dumplings?" Tony said.
"Soon," I said.
Susan was having assorted berries with champagne sabayon on the side, which had a fair chance of being more than enough for her. I had larger plans.
"We need a brief conversation," Tony said. "I was going to give you a call, but here we both are."
"Kismet," I said.
"Whatever the fuck that is," Tony said.
He looked at Susan, then at me.
"May I talk freely?" he said.
"When have you not?" I said.
"Not everyone likes to let the babe know everything," Tony said.
"I do," I said.
"Babe?" Susan said.
"You surely are a babe, Dr. Susan," Tony said.
"You're too kind," Susan said.
"Got cause to do some business in South Central L.A.," Tony said to me. "Some of the people I do business with do business with a fella named Nicky Fellscroft in L.A. You know who he is?"
"I do," I said.
"Got some interest in, ah . . ." He looked at Susan.
"In killing me," I said.
"Bingo," Tony said.
"Understand he already hire some local help, and they didn't work," Tony said.
"True," I said.
"My people in South Central ask me could I take care of that," Tony said.
"And you told them no, because you were too fond of me," I said.
"Tole them I drop you like a bad habit, you get in my way. But I don't do contract killing."
"See," I said to Susan.
"I make a lot of money. I don't need to hire out, you know?" Tony said. "Don't need the trouble. Don't need grief from the blue bellies."
"Thanks for the tip," I said.
"Ain't give it to you yet," Tony said. "Folks in South Central tell me he got his own man, fella named Stephano something. Say he'll probably send him. Say he badder than Hawk."
"They know Hawk?" I said.
"No."
"That's why they can say that," I said.
"I changed it a little," Tony said. "What they tell me was he the baddest mofo in the world. I sorta reworded it, cause of Dr. Susan. Course, they actually didn't say 'mofo.' "
"Did they say 'motherfucker'?" Susan asked sweetly.
"Matter of fact, they did," Tony said.
"Thought they might," Susan said.
"Other thing," Tony said, " ' fore I go back to my young lady and leave you folks in peace. You want me, I'll send some people over to watch your back. Can't give you Ty-Bop or Junior. They watch my back. But I got some pretty good folks I could, ah, dispatch."
"Thank you, Tony," I said. "But I need to take care of my own business, you know."
"I know," Tony said. "Knew it when I said it. But the offer is real."
He looked at Susan.
"You, too, Dr. Susan," he said. "Things don't go well, you need help, call me."
Tony took a card from his inside pocket and handed it to Susan.
"Thank you," Susan said. "That's very nice."
"He done me a favor once," Tony said. "I owe him."
"And," Susan said, "maybe your bark is worse than your bite."
Tony grinned at her.
"No," he said. "It ain't."