22
I PUT MY PLATE in the sink, on top of
Chase’s. The Little Mermaid is still playing on the
television. She’s singing about forks.
“I’ll be right back,” I say to Ann.
It hasn’t occurred to me until now, but maybe there
will be an invoice or a business card or something from that
bakery. If my mom’s not around to question, the least I can do is
snoop for answers.
I still haven’t received a wish today. I’m afraid
to know what it’s going to be. At any moment, Ben could show up
trying to kiss me. Or maybe the president will call and ask me to
become his military adviser.
It has to stop. Nicole doesn’t deserve
betrayal, and no matter what I do, kissing Ben is going to be seen
as just that. It won’t matter that I’ll do everything I can to stop
it. It won’t matter that the only reason he’s doing it is because
of some ridiculous wish.
I take the carpeted stairs two by two and go into
her office. It’s pristine: white walls, beige carpet, big
blond-maple desk. She has one of those hard plastic mats for her
black-leather rolling chair, and little trays and organizers for
all of her paperwork are lined up along the matching maple-wood
hutch. The only thing next to her flat screen is a telephone and a
cup of pencils, all perfectly sharpened to a point.
The bookshelf is filled with reference material and
binders. The binders, I know, she uses for events. Each spine is
carefully labeled: SMITH-GREENE WEDDING, HAPPY TIME PICNIC, RAINIER
RETREAT. If I were to flip them open, I would see six dividers
labeled with different elements: entertainment, catering, venue. .
. . Back in the days when my mom was getting the company started,
my brother and I would help her make a bunch of empty binders and
think about what it would be like when she had so many events they
were full of paperwork.
We would make sundaes with all kinds of candy mixed
in and she’d tell us all about her plans while we organized the
binders and stuffed brochures into envelopes. It was, quite
possibly, the only happy family activity we’ve done since my dad
left. If we helped her, she’d let us leave our messy rooms
untouched. She’d relent on making the beds, on doing the dishes.
She needed us to get things going.
I don’t help her anymore.
I sit down on her office chair and stay still for a
moment, listening for the sound of her car in case she comes home
uncharacteristically early. I haven’t been in this office in
months, and I don’t want to have to explain what I’m doing in
here.
I pull open the first drawer I see; it’s full of
perfectly organized office supplies, each item with its own
location. The next few drawers don’t yield anything better. Files,
blank paper, notebooks, a Rolodex.
I’m still sitting in her chair, tapping my feet
against the plastic mat, when the doorbell rings.
I spring out of the chair and leave the office as
if I was caught red handed in the middle of a jewel heist and bound
down the stairs.
Maybe it’s Hansen coming to serenade me or UPS with
a special delivery of Everlasting Gobstoppers. This whole curse
would be better if I had wished for cool things. A shiny new car,
anybody?
Ann is grabbing the knob just as I arrive in the
tiled foyer, and I shove her aside before she can answer it. The
last thing I want to do is explain to someone why this virtual
stranger is answering our door.
“Where’s my brother?” I ask Ann.
Ann points down the hall, to his room.
I turn to the door, straining to figure out who is
on the other side of the stained glass oval.
I can’t tell who it is, so I just yank the door
open. And that’s when I come face-to-pectorals with Ken. I had
hoped he didn’t know where I lived. The fact that he does seems
kind of creepy. Then again, there are no rules in this magic
wishland. If gumballs can rain down and I can speak Italian, it
seems nothing is out of the question.
He’s wearing his standard-issue black tank top, the
one that barely contains his bulging arms or his rippling abs. He’s
paired it with royal-blue basketball shorts, ones that have three
stripes down the sides, and a pair of white sneakers. He basically
looks like he just stepped off the NBA court, except he’s not
sweaty.
The movement of air as the door slides open makes
his scent waft toward me, and he smells good, a little like pine
needles or leather, something natural, outdoorsy. Something
decidedly untrendy but still masculine.
I expected him to smell like plastic.
I look up and see his blinding white teeth as his
thick lips curl into a smile. “Hey, sweet stuff,” he says, leaning
down to kiss me. I lean backward and he ends up sort of slathering
my jawline with slobber.
Awesome.
“Uh, hi,” I say. My eyes dart to Ann. She’s
positively beaming with glee, as if this new boyfriend of mine is
the best news she’s had since the day she came alive. Actually, she
looks the most alive she’s ever been. Her eyes are bright with
excitement, and she’s practically quivering as she watches Ken’s
arm slither around my waist.
I glance down the hallway. If my brother comes out
and sees Ken, I’ll never hear the end of it.
I turn back to the dolls in front of me.
“Um, Ken, meet Ann. My . . . friend.”
Ann’s beam brightens to a thousand kilowatts when I
call her a friend.
Something weird swirls inside me. Guilt? I push it
down.
“So . . . what’s up?” I ask, unpeeling myself from
Ken’s grasp. It’s a hard maneuver to manage while still acting
casual because Ken is like a solid slab of muscle, and his arm
doesn’t slide off as easily as I’d hoped. I end up kind of
wrestling my way out and almost tripping on Ann’s feet.
Please let him be here for something
quick.
“I’ve searched high and low, sweets, but I couldn’t
find them.”
“And who is them?”
“The tiger, panda, and zebra.”
He gives me another well, duh look.
Oh, right. “That’s terrible.” I glance over at Ann
and she bobs her head up and down eagerly, agreeing with me even
though she has no idea what we’re talking about.
“I think it’s possible someone picked them up.
Maybe took them in,” he says, giving me a sympathetic frown. “I’m
sure they’re in good hands now.”
Right, because who do you know who
isn’t in the market for a panda, zebra, and lion cub?
“Well, that is just darn disappointing, don’t you
think?” Hmm. I wonder if that’s how Barbie really talks. I feel
like I should speak all formal and serious-like when I’m pretending
to be her. Because, you know, she’s been president and a
pediatrician and probably homecoming queen. Jack-of-all-trades,
that girl.
Ken nods. I walk to the door. “Well, thanks for
letting me know!” I say, yanking the door open.
Ken doesn’t move, just stands there like a perfect
man sculpture, staring at me. His back is to Ann, and I catch her
looking down, studying his back and then his butt.
“Ann!” I whisper, and her eyes pop up and widen,
then her cheeks turn red.
OMG, she is totally crushing on Ken. If only there
was a way to get them together and send them riding off into the
sunset on their trusty My Little Pony, I’d have it made.
“I thought we could go out tonight,” he says, his
eyes flicking over to the open door. He knows I’m giving him the
brush-off.
“Oh, well, you know. . . . ” No, obviously
he doesn’t know, because I don’t either. I scramble to come up with
some kind of excuse. “I was hoping you’d . . . fix the roof on the
beach house,” I say.
He raises a brow. “I was just there last weekend.
The roof is fine.”
I swallow. Ken is more perceptive than Ann, more .
. . human-like. Ann is one crayon short of a full box, but Ken is
harder to trick.
“Oh, you know, I’m just really busy with those, um,
nursing-degree finals.”
“I thought you had decided on being a
veterinarian?”
“Oh! Yeah, that’s what I meant. You know, it’s hard
to keep it straight sometimes. So many careers, so little time.” I
wave my hand around and try to use my body language to get him to
move toward the door.
“I’ll go!” Ann says, bounding forward. “I
have to get out of this house!” She throws her arms wide
with a flourish, and her knuckles smack into the door. “Ow!” She
shakes her hand and kind of jumps up and down as she howls a
little.
“But won’t you come too?” Ken asks. “I haven’t seen
much of you lately. And I thought I could go pick up some new tank
tops . . . ”
Ann gives me her puppy dog eyes. “Please? I want to
go out.”
And I want to smack my forehead. Ken and Ann
just keep looking at me, waiting for me to relent.
Just then I hear my brother opening his bedroom
door. I straighten and shove the two through the front door in
front of me. Ann sort of bounces off of Ken.
“Okay, fine! We can all go to the mall. One
hour. But after that, Ann has to help me study.”
“Yay!” Ann says, jumping up and down.
Ken just gives me a gleaming smile and puts an arm
around my shoulders. “Great!”
I can’t stop the sinking sense of dread.
“Going to the mall, be back later,” I shout at my
brother, who by now is halfway down the hall, heading in my
direction.
I slam the door shut and bound down the steps
toward Ken and Ann.
This is going to be trouble. I just know it.