EIGHT

Tricia awoke the next morning to gray skies
and thundering rain. Somehow that made the idea of a funeral
service more palatable. She hated to think of Deborah missing a
glorious, sunny summer day.
After her usual run on the treadmill and a shower,
Tricia retired to her kitchen for coffee and the morning paper. She
thumbed through to the obituaries and found a listing for
Montgomery (Monty) Capshaw. It hadn’t been in the previous day’s
paper; had Mrs. Capshaw waited until the weekend to list it, a time
when more people bought the newspaper?
Tricia read the entry. Suddenly—that was
true enough—August 8. Predeceased by his parents, Richard and
Margaret Capshaw, and brother, Lawrence. Survived by his loving
wife of twenty-eight years, Elaine; and nieces Brenda and Cara.
Private interment at the family’s convenience.
As prearranged, Angelica showed up at precisely
eight forty-five, suitably dressed in black. Fleeing under the
cover of their umbrellas, they hurried to the municipal parking
lot. Tricia drove while Angelica rode shotgun to the Baker Funeral
Home. Grant Baker’s cousin Glenn was the owner. He stood near the
door, directing the mourners to leave their wet umbrellas in stands
in the foyer before ushering them into the large open room to the
right.
Tricia led the way with Angelica following. The
long line of mourners stood in a bottleneck at the lectern with the
guest book just inside the door. It seemed like nearly all the
Chamber of Commerce members had turned out for the early-morning
service. At least David had done one thing right, she thought
again, by scheduling the service early enough so that most of the
booksellers didn’t have to close their stores to attend.
Finally Tricia stepped up to the lectern, reached
for the provided pen, and scribbled in both hers and Angelica’s
names while her sister scoped out the crowd. She put the pen down
and nodded for Angelica to follow. They stepped inside the viewing
room.
“This is going to take forever,” Angelica groused
with a sigh. She squinted and leaned in to look at Tricia. “New
earrings?” she asked.
Tricia reached up to touch her left earlobe and
Christopher’s latest gift. “Just something I picked up. They’re
only cubic zirconium.”
“Yes, it’s best not to wear the good stuff when
you’re on the job. Although, I must say, they look really nice.
They sparkle like the real thing. Where’d you get them? Maybe I
should get a pair.”
Tricia bit her lip. Should she tell Angelica about
the package in the mail? That could open the floodgates of teasing.
Either that or Angelica would annoy her to contact
Christopher—maybe in hopes of a reconciliation—as if that would
ever happen.
“I don’t remember where I got them,” she lied. “I
must’ve had them for ages.”
Lies, lies, lies!
Angelica nodded, accepting that explanation. “Who
do you want to hang with?” she asked under her breath.
“There’s Grace and Mr. Everett,” Tricia said, and
waved to them. She nodded for Angelica to follow.
“Good morning, Grace.” Tricia leaned forward and
kissed the elderly woman’s cheek.
“Lovely to see you, Tricia, but terrible under
these circumstances.” Grace sighed. “Deborah was such a lovely
person.”
Tricia nodded.
“At least she got a good turnout,” Mr. Everett
said, taking in the crowd.
“Too bad she can’t appreciate it,” Angelica
commented.
Tricia felt like jabbing her sister with an elbow,
but Angelica conveniently stood out of reach.
“How sad,” Mr. Everett said, shaking his head.
“This is the second bookseller whose memorial service we’ve
attended in as many months.”
“Let’s hope we don’t have any nasty surprises like
we did then,” Angelica said. Tricia gave her a sour look. Angelica
hadn’t even attended Jim Roth’s memorial service.
“Where’s the receiving line?” Angelica asked,
gazing around the room.
Until she’d mentioned it, Tricia hadn’t noticed
that lack of propriety. David stood to one side of the room, and
Elizabeth was on the other—as far apart as they could possibly
be.
“There doesn’t seem to be one,” Grace said. “Oh
look, there’s Deborah’s mother. We should pay our respects,” Grace
told Mr. Everett, who nodded. “We’ll talk to you later, dear.” Mr.
Everett reached for Grace’s hand and led her toward the head of the
room and an easel with a poster board filled with pictures. Most of
them were of Deborah as a child and teenager. No wedding picture.
None with David in them, and only a few of Deborah with Davey.
Perhaps Elizabeth, instead of David, had contributed them for the
gathering.
Angelica grabbed Tricia’s arm and spoke low in her
ear. “What’s wrong with Mr. Everett’s lip?”
“Wrong?” Tricia asked.
“I think he missed a big patch while shaving this
morning.”
Tricia stifled a giggle. “He’s trying to grow a
moustache.”
“What for?”
“So he can walk around the village incognito. He’s
aiming for one like Tom Selleck’s.”
“That’s a tall order for such a little guy. Maybe
he should set his sights a bit lower. Like maybe Charlie
Chaplin?”
“Shhh! He’ll hear you.”
“He will not. He’s halfway across the room.”
Muriel Dexter sidled her way through the crowd,
followed by her twin sister, Midge. As usual, the elderly sisters
were dressed alike, in matching black dresses, hose, shoes, and
pillbox hats with tiny veils that almost covered their foreheads,
and had probably come from a nice department store some forty or
fifty years before.
Muriel waved to Tricia, who sighed. Talking to the
sisters could be an ordeal.
“Tricia, good to see you, although under sad
circumstances,” Muriel said. She waited for her sister to catch up
before she began conversing in earnest.
“How have you ladies been?” Tricia asked
politely.
“Worried,” Midge admitted, and looked around the
room as if expecting to find a Russian spy behind a pillar. She
lowered her voice. “There’s talk about the village that we’re ripe
for the picking by alien invaders,” Midge said earnestly.
“Do you ladies honestly believe that?” Angelica
asked, startled.
Both heads bobbed solemnly, and Tricia’s gaze
traveled to the wall where Cheryl Griffin stood, her furtive
glances taking in all in attendance. Probably looking for a Romulan
centurion. “If you think about it, it makes perfect sense,” Midge
continued. “Here we are in the wilds of New Hampshire—and everybody
knows aliens only show up in rural areas—”
“Never in highly populated areas like New York City
or Chicago or Los Angeles,” Muriel chimed in.
“We are doomed,” Midge said, and exhaled a
weary sigh of defeat.
Tricia cleared her throat and avoided looking at
Angelica for fear she’d burst out laughing.
“We were thinking we should sell off everything we
own and move to a tenement in New York City. It might be a lot
safer,” Muriel said, and shook her head, heaving yet another
sigh.
A tenement?
It was Tricia’s turn to exhale wearily. “Ladies,
ladies—please, think about it.” She paused. It wasn’t likely they
would honor Star Trek’s Mr. Spock and think the situation
through logically. It would be up to her to provide the voice of
sanity. And yet there was no way she could convince them that their
beliefs were . . . crazy-nutso-bananas!
“Ladies,” Tricia began again, “I want to assure you
that you will not be targeted by extraterrestrial slavers.”
“Oh?” Angelica asked, with great interest.
“No?” Muriel asked, hopeful.
“I don’t mean to sound morbid, but if you think
about it from a purely business perspective, any alien slave master
is going to go straight for the young and the brawny. That means
teenagers and young men and women of childbearing age. They’ll not
only want individuals who can put in a sixteen- or eighteen-hour
workday but who will make ideal breeding stock, too. This is one
instance when I think you can count your lucky stars that you’re
not only collecting Social Security but safely past
menopause.”
Muriel’s smile was positively beatific. “Well, if
you put it that way.”
Midge gave a huge sigh of relief. “Oh,
sister—finally there’s a reason to rejoice in being old! I
think we should go to the Brookview Inn tonight and celebrate with
a great big steak dinner!”
“I’m for that,” Muriel said, and turned to face
Tricia again, grabbing her hand. “Thank you, Tricia. Not only have
you made our day, but you’ve made our week, month, and year,
too!”
The sisters turned in unison. “Well, that’s a load
off of my mind,” Muriel muttered
“Mine, too,” Midge agreed, as they walked away,
heading straight for Cheryl Griffin, who Tricia suspected was about
to get an earful.
“Nice move,” Angelica said. “I didn’t know you were
so well versed in intergalactic business policies.”
“I went through a phase reading science fiction,
too, you know.”
“Star Wars era?”
“And a little before,” Tricia admitted. “Of course,
if all the aliens want is a food supply, we’re all skunked.” Once
again she let her gaze travel the room, noticing there was no
coffin. Instead, a small, six-sided cherry cask apparently held
Deborah’s earthly remains on a small dais at the front of the room
near the easel. The way David had been behaving, she was surprised
he had sprung for even that indulgence instead of the standard
plastic container that came with a bottom-end cremation. Then
again, who said the cherry cask wasn’t just a prop for the service.
Was he going to bury it or scatter Deborah’s ashes at a later date?
No one had mentioned David’s plans for his wife’s remains.
“That cheap sonofabitch,” someone behind Tricia
hissed. She turned to find Elizabeth Crane standing behind
her.
“You mean David?” she asked.
Elizabeth nodded. Her face was pale and drawn, and
her mascara was smeared. “He didn’t even let us have a last
good-bye with her before he had her cremated. He never even phoned
to tell me what the plans were for today,” she said with a catch in
her voice.
Too busy wining and dining someone else at the
Brookview Inn, Tricia thought, but didn’t dare utter it.
“I’m glad I phoned Mr. Baker last night, or there
wouldn’t even have been pictures of Deborah on display,” Elizabeth
continued. “That wonderful man put this whole thing together this
morning.”
Tricia noticed the dark TV screen in the corner.
Lately the funerals she’d attended had had some kind of slideshow
to chronicle the deceased’s life. There probably hadn’t been time
to assemble one.
“David wasn’t even going to spring for remembrance
cards, either. I paid for them. I don’t want people to forget my
baby.” She shook her head. “I didn’t approve of Deborah marrying
David, but I never thought he’d be so callous toward her—or
us.”
Tricia wondered which of the unidentified women in
the crowd were Deborah’s two sisters. She exchanged an
uncomfortable look with Angelica, who for once seemed at a loss for
words.
“Oh my God,” Elizabeth hissed. “What are
they doing here?”
Tricia looked behind her to see the woman she’d run
into at the bank. Brandy somebody. She’d mentioned having a sister.
“Paying their respects?” Tricia offered.
“That surprises me, after the words the fat one had
with Deborah after Davey broke his arm.” The woman standing beside
Brandy was tall and what Tricia would call ample, but the bulk
appeared to be more muscle than fat.
“Water under the bridge at this point, I suppose,”
Tricia said.
“What words?” Angelica asked, making a show of
staring at the woman.
“Shhh!” Tricia admonished.
“Will you stop shushing me!” she hissed.
“I’ll explain later.”
“I’ve been trying to track down Davey’s missing
blanket and I’m sure it was left at the day care center the day he
broke his arm,” Elizabeth continued. “Brandy has to have it and is
keeping it out of spite.”
“Did you ask her about it?” Tricia asked.
“Yes. She denies she’s got it—the bitch. But that’s
the only place it can be. Without his mother and his blankie, the
poor baby is inconsolable.”
Davey was nowhere to be seen. Had Elizabeth found a
babysitter for the morning?
A woman Tricia didn’t know waved to Elizabeth, who
turned and said, “Excuse me,” before she left them.
The large viewing room was filled to capacity, and
Mr. Baker had turned the air-conditioning up high to accommodate
the crowd, but instead of comfortable, Tricia felt chilled. She
shivered, wishing she’d worn a sweater, and noticed Cheryl still
standing at the side of the room all alone, looking decidedly out
of place. She didn’t seem to be mingling with the rest of the
mourners, just holding up a wall.
Angelica scanned the crowd. “Where’s Ginny?”
“I don’t know. I thought she’d be here.”
“I don’t see Alexa and Boris Kozlov, either,”
Angelica said.
“And you probably won’t. They had a beef with
Deborah over garbage.”
“Garbage?” Angelica asked skeptically.
“It seems Deb needed to cut some corners to stay
afloat and sometimes”—here she was stretching the truth—“put some
of the Happy Domestic’s trash in the Coffee Bean’s Dumpster.”
“That’s as good as stealing,” Angelica said,
aghast.
“That’s the way Alexa and Boris feel, too.” Tricia
frowned. “I didn’t realize Deb had so many . . .” She paused,
struggling to come up with a descriptor.
“Enemies?” Angelica supplied. “If we hadn’t all
witnessed the accident, one might think someone had bumped her
off.”
Tricia pondered that statement. Of course the plane
crash had been an accident. It had simply run out of fuel. Besides,
nobody in their right might would deliberately crash a plane into a
crowd just to kill off one person.
And what if Monty Capshaw hadn’t been of sound
mind?
“Who is that woman in the tight black dress? I’d
never seen her before last night,” Tricia whispered. “In fact, she
had dinner at the Brookview Inn with David Black and Antonio
Barbero.”
Angelica craned her neck, looked the woman up and
down, and raised an eyebrow. “Her name’s Michele something. I met
her at some cocktail party Bob dragged me to in Nashua. If I’m not
mistaken, she owns a gallery in Portsmouth. Didn’t you say David
welded god-awful metal sculptures?”
“Yes. I heard he wanted to quit his regular job and
do it for a living.”
“Ha! Retail is precarious enough. Trying to make a
living in the arts is just about impossible.”
“Which is why he’s still got a day job. Well, two
actually.”
“When does he find time to do sculptures?” Angelica
asked.
Tricia shrugged. “According to Frannie, making his
art is his second job.” She thought about it. The Blacks had
always been in financial distress. Had David just told Deborah he
held a second job while he did his sculptures for the gallery? And
if that was true, where had he done the work? Deborah had said he
kept none of his welding equipment in their garage. She was afraid
he’d set the place on fire. Had he fabricated them at his day job?
That didn’t seem likely. Could he have rented a studio
somewhere?
“We ought to go check out David’s work—to see if it
was any good,” Angelica suggested.
“When?”
“How about tonight? Michele may take time out to go
to a funeral, but I’m sure she isn’t going to close the gallery
because one of her artists’ wives died. I mean, it’s just not good
business.”
Did Angelica realize how cold she came off at
times?
“Well?” she demanded.
“I guess,” Tricia said.
“Ginny’s been moaning for you to give her more
responsibility. Let her close Haven’t Got a Clue and we’ll go to
the gallery and then have a lovely dinner. I heard about this
amazing Italian restaurant I’ve been dying to try.”
“What about the Cookery?” Tricia asked.
“I have no problem with Frannie closing for me. And
besides, you’ve been awfully depressed about Deborah’s death. It
might cheer you up to get out of Stoneham for an evening. I know I
could sure use it.”
It had been two years since Angelica had relocated
to New Hampshire, and Tricia still couldn’t get over the fact her
sister felt comfortable with Stoneham’s small-town charm. And of
late, she’d spent nearly all her off time working on the new
cookbook. Too much time. Despite the friction the night before,
Tricia had missed their regular gab fests.
Angelica glanced at her watch. “What’s taking so
long? Shouldn’t they have started the service by now?”
An impassive Mr. Baker still stood on the
sidelines. Tricia crossed the room to join him. “Mr. Baker, when is
the service supposed to start?”
Baker frowned and looked uncomfortable. “I’m afraid
there is no formal service scheduled. Mr. Black decided against it.
He thought a gathering of friends would be adequate.”
Tricia gaped at the man, whose disapproving gaze
seemed to be riveted on David Black and the gallery owner. Tricia
shook herself, and managed a shaky “Thank you” before turning to
rejoin Angelica. “There’s no service. This is it.”
“This is what?”
“A gathering,” Tricia explained.
“What idiot came up with that bright idea?”
Angelica asked.
“David.”
Angelica glanced at her watch again. “I need to
go.”
“But I’m not ready.”
“That’s okay. I’ve got my umbrella. I won’t melt.
I’ll call you later about tonight.”
“But, Ange—”
There was no stopping Angelica once she’d made up
her mind about something. Tricia watched as her sister said
good-bye to Elizabeth and then headed toward the exit.
David had finally extricated himself from the
gallery owner and was speaking with Russ Smith, who bore an
expression of surprise. No doubt David had just told him there’d be
no ceremony.
Tricia marched across the room to stand before
David. He didn’t even acknowledge her. “I’m not paying for anything
formal. If you want to run an obituary, that’s up to you,” he told
Russ.
Tricia tapped David’s shoulder. He finally turned.
“I can’t believe it. I can’t believe how little regard you seem to
feel for your poor dead wife. This”—she waved her hand at the room
at large—“is not what Deborah would have wanted.”
“And how would you know?” David challenged. “You
were friends with her for what—two years?”
“Almost three,” Tricia said, bending the truth just
a little. It was more like two and a half years.
“Well, I was married to her for six years—and knew
her for two years before that. I think I knew my wife much better
than you did.”
“Not the way she spoke.”
David’s head snapped up, his eyes blazing. “The
subject is closed.” He gestured toward the door. “Now, if you don’t
mind.”
Several other mourners were obviously
eavesdropping, but Tricia was so angry that she didn’t care. She
leaned closer and kept her voice low. “But I do mind. If I
didn’t know better, David, I’d say everything you’ve done for the
past few days screams involvement in Deborah’s death.”
David’s eyes grew even wider. “Get out.”
Tricia met his gaze. “Gladly.”