Chapter 7

There was a crowd gathered outside the low railing of the Cafe de la Fee Blanche's patio. An old man sat at one of the white-painted iron tables, drinking something from a plastic tumbler. He seemed oblivious to the crisis that was occurring inside the bar. "Get him out of here," Shaknahyi growled at me. "Get these other people out of here too. I don't know what's happening in there, but we got to treat it like the guy has a real bomb. And when you got everybody moved back, go sit in the car."

"But—"

"I don't want to have to worry about you too." He ran around the corner of the cafe to the north, heading for the cafe's rear entrance.

I hesitated. I knew backup units would be getting here soon, and I decided to let them handle the crowd control. At the moment, there were more important things to worry about. I still had Complete Guardian, and I tore open the shrink-wrap with my teeth. Then I chipped the moddy in.

Audran was sitting at a table in the dimly lighted San Saberio salon in Florence, listening to a group of musicians playing a demure Schubert quartet. Across from him sat a beautiful blond woman named Costanzia. She raised a cup to her lips, and her china-blue eyes looked at him over the rim. She was wearing a subtle, fascinating fragrance that made Audran think of romantic evenings and soft-spoken promises.

"This must be the best coffee in Tuscany," she murmured. Her voice was sweet and gentle. She gave him a warm smile.

"We didn 't come here to drink coffee, my darling," he said. "We came here to see the season's new styles."

She waved a hand. "There is time enough for that. For now, let's just relax."

Audran smiled fondly at her and picked up his delicate cup. The coffee was the beautiful color of polished mahogany, and the wisps of steam that rose from it carried a heavenly, enticing aroma. The first taste overwhelmed Audran with its richness. As the coffee, hot and wonderfully delicious, went down his throat, he realized that Costanzia had been perfectly correct. He had never before been so satisfied by a cup of coffee.

"I'll always remember this coffee," he said.

"Let's come back here again next year, darling, "said Costanzia.

Audran laughed indulgently. "For San Saberio's new fashions?"

Costanzia lifted her cup and smiled. "For the coffee," she said.

After the advertisement, there was a blackout during which Audran couldn 't see a thing. He wondered briefly who Costanzia was, but he put her out of his mind. Just as he began to panic, his vision cleared. He felt a ripple of dizziness, and then it was as if he'd awakened from a dream. He was rational and cool and he had a job to do. He had become the Complete Guardian.

He couldn 'tsee or hear anything that was happening inside. He assumed that Shaknahyi was making his way quietly through the cafe's back room. It was up to Audran to give his partner as much support as possible. He jumped the iron railing into the patio.

The old man at the table looked up at him. "No doubt you are eager to read my manuscripts," he said.

Audran recognized the man as Ernst Weinraub, an expatriate from some Central European country. Weinraub fancied himself a writer, but Audran had never seen him finish anything but quantities of anisette or bourbon whiskey. "Sir," he said, "you 're in danger here. I'm going to have to ask you to go out into the street. For your own safety, please move away from the cafe."

"It's not even midnight yet," Weinraub complained. "Just let me finish my drink."

Audran didn't have time to humor the old drunk. He

left the patio and walked decisively into the interior of the bar.

The scene inside didn't look very threatening. Monsieur Gargotier was standing behind the bar, beneath the huge, cracked mirror. His daughter, Maddie, was sitting at a table near the back wall. A young man sat at a table against the west wall, under Gargotier's collection of faded prints of the Mars colony. The young man's hands rested on a small box. His head swung to look at Audran. "Get the fuck out," he shouted, "or this whole place goes up in a big bright bang!"

"I'm sure he means it, monsieur, "said Gargotier. He sounded terrified.

"Bet your ass I mean it!" said the young man.

Being a police officer meant sizing up dangerous situations and being able to make quick, sure judgments. Complete Guardian suggested that in dealing with a mentally disturbed individual, Audran should try to find out why he was upset and then try to calm him. Complete Guardian recommended that Audran not make fun of the individual, show anger, or dare him to carry out his threat. Audran raised his hands and spoke calmly. "I'm not going to threaten you," Audran said.

The young man just laughed. He had dirty long hair and a patchy growth of beard, and he was wearing a faded pair of blue jeans and a plaid cotton shirt with its sleeves torn off. He looked a little like Audran had, before Friedlander Bey had raised his standard of living.

"Mind if I sit and talk with you?" asked Audran.

"I can set this off any time I want," said the young man. "You got the guts, sit down. But keep your hands flat on the table."

"Sure. "Audran pulled out a chair and sat down. He had his back to the barkeep, but out of the corner of his eye he could see Maddie Gargotier. She was quietly weeping.

"You ain't gonna talk me out of this, "said the young

man.

Audran shrugged. "I just want to find out what this is all about. What's your name?"

"The hell's that got to do with anything?" "My name is Martd. I was born in Mauretania." "You can call me Al-Muntaqim." The kid with the bomb had appropriated one of the Ninety-Nine Beautiful Names of God. It meant "The Avenger."

"You always lived in the city?" Audran asked him.

"Hell no. Misr."

"That's the local name for Cairo, isn't it?" asked Audran.

Al-Muntaqim jumped to his feet, furious. He jabbed a finger toward Gargotier behind the bar and screamed, "See? See what I mean? That's just what I'm talkin 'about! Well, I'm gonna stop it once and for all!" He grabbed the box and ripped open the lid.

Audran felt a horrible pain all through his body. It was as if all his joints had been yanked and twisted until his bones pulled apart. Every muscle in his body felt torn, and the surface of his skin stung as if it had been sandpapered. The agony went on for a few seconds, and then Audran lost consciousness.

"You all right?"

No, I didn't feel all right. On the outside I felt red-hot and glowing, as if I'd been staked out under the desert sun for a couple of days. Inside, my muscles felt quivery. I had lots of uncontrollable little spasms in my arms, legs, trunk, and face. I had a splitting headache and there was a horrible, sour taste in my mouth. I was having a lot of trouble focusing my eyes, as if someone had spread thick translucent gunk over them.

I strained to make out who was talking to me. I could barely make out the voice because my ears were ringing so loud. It turned out to be Shaknahyi, and that indicated that I was still alive. For an awful moment after I came to, I thought I might be in Allah's green room or somewhere. Not that being alive was any big thrill just then. "What—" I croaked. My throat was so dry I could barely speak.

"Here." Shaknahyi handed a glass of cold water down to me. I realized that I was lying flat on my back on the floor, and Shaknahyi and Monsieur Gargotier were standing over me, frowning and shaking their heads.

I took the water and drank it gratefully. When I finished, I tried talking again. "What happened?" I said.

"You fucked up," Shaknahyi said.

"Right," I said.

A narrow smile creased Shaknahyi's face. He reached down and offered me a hand. "Get up off the floor."

I stood up wobbily and made my way to the nearest chair. "Gin and bingara," I said to Gargotier. "Put a hit of Rose's lime in it." The barkeep grimaced, but he turned away to get my drink. I took out my pillcase and dug out maybe eight or nine Sonneine.

"I heard about you and your drugs," said Shaknahyi.

"It's all true," I said. When Gargotier brought my drink, I swallowed the opiates. I couldn't wait for them to start fixing me up. Everything would be just fine in a couple of minutes.

"You could've gotten everybody killed, trying to talk that guy down," Shaknahyi said. I was feeling bad enough already, I didn't want to listen to his little lecture right then. He went ahead with it anyway. "What the hell were you trying to do? Establish rapport or something? We don't work that way when people's lives are in danger."

"Yeah?" I said. "What do you do?"

He spread his hands like the answer should have been perfectly obvious. "You get around where he can't see you, and you ice the motherfucker."

"Did you ice me before or after you iced Al-Muntaqim?"

"That what he was calling himself? Hell, Audran, you got to expect a little beam diffusion with these static pistols. I'm real sorry I had to drop you too, but there's no permanent damage, inshallah. He jumped up with that box, and I wasn't gonna wait around for you to give me a clear shot. I had to take what I could get."

"It's all right," I said. "Where's The Avenger now?"

"The meat wagon came while you were napping. Took him off to the lock ward at the hospital."

That made me a little angry. "The mad bomber gets shipped to a nice bed in the hospital, but I got to lie around on the filthy floor of this goddamn saloon?"

Shaknahyi shrugged. "He's in a lot worse shape than you are. You only got hit by the fuzzy edge of the charge. He took it full."

It sounded like Al-Muntaqim was going to feel pretty rotten for a while. Didn't bother me none.

"No percentage in debating morality with a loon," said Shaknahyi. "You go in looking for the first opportunity to stabilize the sucker." He made a trigger-pulling motion with his right index finger.

"That's not what Complete Guardian was telling me," I said. "By the way, did you pop the moddy for me? What did you do with it?"

"Yeah," said Shaknahyi, "here it is." He took the moddy out of a shirt pocket and tossed it down on the floor beside me. Then he raised his heavy black boot and stamped the plastic module into jagged pieces. Brightly colored fragments of the webwork circuitry skittered across the floor. "Wear another one of those, I do the same to your face and then I kick the remnants out of my patrol car."

So much for Marîd Audran, Ideal Law Enforcement Officer.

I stood up feeling a lot better, and followed Shaknahyi out of the dimly lighted bar. Monsieur Gargotier and his daughter, Maddie, went with us. The bartender tried to thank us, but Shaknahyi just raised a hand and looked modest. "No thanks are necessary for performing a duty," he said.

"Come in for free drinks anytime," Gargotier said gratefully.

"Maybe we will." Shaknahyi turned to me. "Let's ride," he said. We went out through the patio gate. Old Weinraub was still sitting beneath his Cinzano umbrella, apparently oblivious to everything that had gone on.

On the way back to the car I said, "It makes me feel kind of good to be welcome somewhere again."

Shaknahyi looked at me. "Accepting free drinks is a major infraction."

"I didn't know they had infractions in the Budayeen," I said. Shaknahyi smiled. It seemed that things had thawed a little between us.

Before I got into the car, a muezzin from some mosque beyond the quarter chanted the afternoon call to prayer. I watched Shaknahyi go into the patrol car's backseat and come out with a rolled prayer rug. He spread the rug on the sidewalk and prayed for several minutes. For some reason it made me feel very uncomfortable. When he finished, he rolled the prayer rug again and put it back in the car, giving me an odd look, a kind of silent reproach.

 We both got into the patrol car, but neither of us said anything for a while.

Shaknahyi cruised back down the Street and out of the Budayeen. Curiously, I was no longer wary of being spotted in the copcar by any of my old friends. In the first place, the way they'd been treating me, I figured the hell with 'em. In the second place, I felt a little different now that I'd been fried in the line of duty. The experience at the Fee Blanche had changed my thinking. Now I appreciated the risks a cop has to take day after day.

Shaknahyi surprised me. "You want to stop somewhere for lunch?" he asked.

"Sounds good." I was still pretty weak and the sunnies had left me a little lightheaded, so I was glad to agree.

"There's a place near the station house we sometimes go to." He punched the siren and made some fast time through the traffic. About a block from the beanery, he turned off the horn and glided into an illegal parking place. "Police perks," he said, grinning at me. "There ain't many others."

When we got inside, I was pleasantly surprised. The cookshop was owned by a young Mauretanian named Meloul, and the food was pure Maghrebi. By bringing me here, Shaknahyi more than made up for the pain he'd caused me earlier. I looked at him, and suddenly he didn't seem like such a bad guy.

"Let's grab this table," he said, picking one far from the door and against a wall, where he could watch the other customers and keep an eye on what was happening outside too.

"Thanks," I said. "I don't get food from home very often."

"Meloul," he called, "I got one of your cousins here."

The proprietor came over, carrying a stainless steel pitcher and basin. Shaknahyi washed his hands carefully and dried them on a clean white towel. Then I washed my hands and dried them on a second towel. Meloul looked at me and smiled. He was about my age, but taller and darker. "I am Berber," he said. "You are Berber too, yes? You are from Oran?"

"I've got a little Berber blood in me," I said. "I was born in Sidi-bel-Abbes, but I grew up in Algiers."

He came toward me, and I stood up. We exchanged kisses on the cheek. "I live all my life in Oran," he said. "Now I live in this fine city. Sit down, be comfortable, I bring good food to you and Jirji."

"The two of you got a lot in common," said Shaknahyi.

I nodded. "Listen, Officer Shaknahyi," I said, "I want to—"

"Call me Jirji. You slapped on that goddamn moddy and followed me into Gargotier's. It was stupid, but you had guts. You been initiated, sort of."

That made me feel good. "Yeah, well, Jirji, I want to ask you something. Would you say you were very religious?"

He frowned. "I perform the duties, but I'm not gonna go out on the street and kill infidel tourists if they don't convert to Islam."

"Okay, then maybe you could tell me what this dream means."

He laughed. "What kind of dream? You and Brigitte Stahlhelm in the Tunnel of Love?"

I shook my head. "No, nothing like that at all. I dreamed I met the Holy Prophet. He had something to tell me, but I couldn't understand it." I related the rest of the vision Wise Counselor had created for me.

Shaknahyi raised his eyebrows, but he said nothing for a few moments. He played with the ends of his mustache as he thought. "Seems to me," he said finally, "it's about simple virtues. You're supposed to remember humility, as Prophet Muhammad, blessings and peace be upon him, remembered it. Now's not the time for you to make great plans. Later maybe, Allah willing. That make any sense to you?"

I kind of shivered, because as soon as he said it, I knew he was right. It was a suggestion from my backbrain that I shouldn't worry about handling my mother, Umm Saad, and Abu Adil all by myself. I should take things slowly, one thing at a time. They would all come together eventually. "Thanks, Jirji," I said.

He shrugged. "No thanks are necessary."

"I bring you good food," said Meloul cheerfully, setting a platter between Shaknahyi and me. The mounded-up couscous was fragrant with cinnamon and saffron, and it made me realize just how hungry I was. In a well in the

 middle of the ring of couscous, Meloul had piled bite-sized pieces of chicken and onions browned in butter and flavored with honey. He also brought a plate of bread and cups of strong black coffee. I could hardly keep myself from diving right in.

"It looks great, Meloul," said Shaknahyi.

"May it be pleasant to you." Meloul wiped his hands on a clean towel, bowed to us, and left us to our meal.

"In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful," Shaknahyi murmured.

I offered the same brief grace, arid then allowed myself to scoop up a chunk of chicken and some of the couscous. It tasted even better than it smelled.

When we'd finished, Shaknahyi called for our bill. Meloul came to the table, still smiling. "No charge. My countrymen eat for free. Policemen eat for free."

"That's kind of you, Meloul," I said, "but we're not allowed to accept—"

Shaknahyi drank the last of his coffee and put down his cup. "It's all right, Marîd," he said, "this is different. Meloul, may your table last forever."

Meloul put his hand on Shaknahyi's shoulder. "May God lengthen your life," he said. He hadn't turned a copper fiq on our patronage, but he looked pleased.

Shaknahyi and I left the cookshop well fed and comfortable. It seemed a shame to spoil the rest of the afternoon with police work.

An old woman sat begging on the sidewalk a few yards from Meloul's. She was dressed in a long black coat and black kerchief. Her sun-darkened face was deeply scored with wrinkles, and one of her sunken eyes was the color of milk. There was a large black tumor just in front of her right ear. I went up to her. "Peace be upon you, O Lady," I said.

"And upon you be peace, O Shaykh," she said. Her voice was a gritty whisper.

I remembered that I still had the envelope of money in my pocket. I took it out and opened it, then counted out a hundred kiam. It hardly made a dent in my roll. "O Lady," I said, "accept this gift with my respect."

She took the money, astonished by the number of bills. Her mouth opened, then shut. Finally she said, "By the life of my children, you are more generous than Haatim, O Shaykh! May Allah open His ways to you." Haatim is the personification of hospitality among the nomad tribesmen.

She made me feel a little self-conscious. "We thank God every hour," I said quietly, and turned away.

Shaknahyi didn't say anything to me until we were sitting in the patrol car again. "Do that a lot?" he asked.

"Do what?"

"Drop a hundred kiam on strangers."

I shrugged. "Isn't alms-giving one of the Five Pillars?"

"Yeah, but you don't pay much attention to the other four. That's odd too, because for most people, parting with cash is the toughest duty."

In fact, I was wondering myself why I'd done it. Maybe because I was feeling uncomfortable about the way I'd been treating my mother. "I just felt sorry for that old woman," I said.

"Everybody in this part of the city does. They all take care of her. That was Safiyya the Lamb Lady. She's a crazy old woman. You never see her without a pet lamb. She takes it everywhere. She lets it drink from the fountain at the Shimaal Mosque."

"I didn't see any lamb."

He laughed. "No, her latest lamb got run over by a shish kebab cart a couple of weeks ago. Right now she has an imaginary lamb. It was standing there right beside her, but only Safiyya can see it."

"Uh yeah," I said. I'd given her enough to buy herself a couple of new lambs. My little bit to alleviate the suffering of the world.

We had to skirt the Budayeen. Although the Street runs in the right direction, it comes to a dead end at the entrance to a cemetery. I knew a lot of people in there— friends and acquaintances who'd died and been dumped in the cemetery, and the still breathing who were so desperately poor that they'd taken up residence in the tombs.

Shaknahyi passed to the south of the quarter, and we drove through a neighborhood that was entirely foreign to me. At first the houses were of moderate size and not too terribly rundown; but after a couple of miles, I noticed that everything around me was getting progressively shabbier. The flat-roofed white stucco homes gave way to

 blocks of ugly tenements and then to burned-out, vacant lots dotted with horrible little shacks made of scrap plywood and rusting sheets of corrugated iron.

We drove on, and I saw groups of idle men leaning against walls or squatting on the bare earth sharing bowls of liquor, probably laqbi, a wine made from the date palm. Women screamed to each other from the windows. The air was foul with the smells of wood smoke and human excrement. Children dressed in long tattered shirts played among the garbage strewn in the gutters. Years ago in Algiers I had been like these hungry urchins, and maybe that's why the sight of them affected me so much.

Shaknahyi must have seen the expression on my face. "There are worse parts of town than Hamidiyya," he said. "And a cop's got to be ready to go into any kind of place and deal with any kind of person."

"I was just thinking," I said slowly. "This is Abu Adil's territory. It doesn't look he does all that much for these people, so why do they stay loyal to him?"

Shaknahyi answered me with another question. "Why do you stay loyal to Friedlander Bey?"

One good reason was that Papa'd had the punishment center of my brain wired when the rest of the work was done, and that he could stimulate it any time he wanted. Instead, I said, "It's not a bad life. And I guess I'm just afraid of him."

"Same goes for these poor fellahtn. They live in terror of Abu Adil, and he tosses just enough their way to keep them from starving to death. I just wonder how people like Friedlander Bey and Abu Adil get that kind of power in the first place."

I watched the slums pass by beyond the windshield. "How do you think Papa makes his money?" I asked.

Shaknahyi shrugged. "He's got a thousand cheap hustlers out there, all turning over big chunks of their earnings for the right to live in peace."

I shook my head. "That's only what you see going on in the Budayeen. Probably seems like vice and corruption are Friedlander Bey's main business in life. I've lived in his house for months now, and I've learned better. The money that comes from vice is just pocket change to Papa. Counts for maybe five percent of his annual income. He's got a much bigger concern, and Reda Abu Adil is in the same business. They sell order."

"They sell what?"

"Order. Continuity. Government."

"How?"

"Look, half the countries in the world have split up and recombined again until it's almost impossible to know who owns what and who lives where and who owes taxes to whom."

"Like what's happening right now in Anatolia," said Shaknahyi.

"Right," I said. "The people in Anatolia, when their ancestors lived there it was called Turkey. Before that it was the Ottoman Empire, and before that it was Anatolia again. Right now it looks like Anatolia is breaking up into Galatia, Lydia, Cappadocia, Nicaea, and Asian Byzantium. One democracy, one emirate, one people's republic, one fascist dictatorship, and one constitutional monarchy. There's got to be somebody who's staying on top of it all, keeping the records straight."

"Maybe, but it sounds like a tough job."

"Yeah, but whoever does it ends up the real ruler of the place. He'll have the real power, because all the little states will need his help to keep from collapsing."

"It makes a weird kind of sense. And you're telling me that's what Friedlander Bey's racket is?"

"It's a service," I said. "An important service. And there are lots of ways for him to exploit the situation."

"Yeah, you right," he said admiringly. We turned a corner, and there was a long, high wall made of dark brown bricks. This was Reda Abu Adil's estate. It looked like it was every bit as huge as Papa's. As we stopped at the guarded gate, the luxuriousness of the main house seemed even grander contrasted to the ghastly neighborhood that surrounded it.

Shaknahyi presented our credentials to the guard. "We're here to see Shaykh Reda," he said. The guard picked up a phone and spoke to someone. After a moment, he let us continue.

"A century or more ago," Shaknahyi said thoughtfully, "crime bosses had these big illicit schemes to make money. Sometimes they also operated small legal businesses for practical reasons, like laundering their money."

"Yeah? So?" I said.

"Look at it: You say Reda Abu Adil and Friedlander Bey are two of the most powerful men in the world, as 'consultants' to foreign states. That's entirely legitimate. Their criminal connections are much less important. They just provide livelihoods for the old men's dependents and associates. Things have gotten turned around ass-back-wards."

"That's progress," I said. Shaknahyi just shook his head.

We got out of the patrol car, into the warm afternoon sunshine. The grounds in front of Abu Adil's house had been carefully landscaped. The fragrance of roses was in the air, and the strong, pleasant scent of lemons. There were cages of songbirds on either side of an ancient stone fountain, and the warbling music filled the afternoon with a languorous peace. We went up the ceramic-tiled path to the mansion's geometrically carved front door. A servant had already opened it and was waiting for us to explain our business.

"I'm Officer Shaknahyi and this is Marîd Audran. We've come to see Shaykh Reda."

The servant nodded but said nothing. We followed him into the house, and he closed the heavy wooden door behind us. Sunlight streamed in from latticed windows high over our heads. From far away I heard the sound of someone playing a piano. I could smell lamb roasting and coffee brewing. The squalor only a stone's throw away had been completely shut out. The house was a self-contained little world, and I'm sure that's just as Abu Adil intended it.

We were led directly into Abu Adil's presence. I couldn't even get in to see Friedlander Bey that quickly.

Reda Abu Adil was a large, plump old man. He was like Papa in that it was impossible to guess just how old he might be. I knew for a fact that he was at least a hundred twenty-five. It wouldn't surprise me to learn that he was just as old as Friedlander Bey. He was wearing a loose white robe and no jewelry. He had a carefully trimmed white beard and mustache and thick white hair, out of which poked a dove-gray moddy with two daddies snapped in. I was expert enough to notice that Abu Adil did not have a protruding plug, as I had; his hardware chipped into a corymbic socket.

Abu Adil reclined on a hospital bed that had been elevated so that he could see us comfortably as we spoke. He was covered by an expensive hand-embroidered blanket. His gnarled hands lay outside the cover, flat on either side of his body. His eyes were heavy-lidded, as if he were drugged or desperately sleepy. He grimaced and groaned frequently while we stood there. We waited for him to say something.

He did not. Instead, a younger man standing beside the hospital bed spoke up. "Shaykh Reda welcomes you to his home. My name is Umar Abdul-Qawy. You may address Shaykh Reda through me."

This Umar person was about fifty years old. He had bright, mistrustful eyes and a sour expression that looked like it never changed. He too looked well fed, and he was dressed in an impressive gold-colored robe and metallic blue caftan. He wore nothing on his head and, like his master, a moddy divided his thinning hair. I disliked him from the getgo.

It was clear to me that I was facing my opposite number. Umar Abdul-Qawy did for Abu Adil what I did for Friedlander Bey, although I'm sure he'd been at it longer and was more intimate with the inner workings of his master's empire. "If this is a bad time," I said, "we can come back again."

"This is a bad time," said Umar. "Shaykh Reda suffers the torments of terminal cancer. You see, then, that another time would not necessarily be better."

"We pray for his well-being," I said.

A tiny smile quirked the edge of Abu Adil's lips. "Allah yisallimak," said Umar. "God bless you. Now, what has brought you to us this afternoon?"

This was inexcusably blunt. In the Muslim world, you don't inquire after a visitor's business. Custom further requires that the laws of hospitality be observed, if only minimally. I'd expected to be served coffee, if not offered a meal as well. I looked at Shaknahyi.

It didn't seem to bother him. "What dealings does Shaykh Reda have with Friedlander Bey?"

That seemed to startle Umar. "Why, none at all," he said, spreading his hands. Abu Adil gave a long, pain-filled

 moan and closed his eyes tightly. Umar didn't even turn in his direction.

"Then Shaykh Reda does not communicate at all with him?" Shaknahyi asked.

"Not at all. Friedlander Bey is a great and influential man, but his interests lie in a distant part of the city. The two shaykhs have never discussed anything of a business nature. Their concerns do not meet at any point."

"And so Friedlander Bey is no hindrance or obstacle to Shaykh Reda's plans?"

"Look at my master," said Umar. "What sort of plans do you think he has?" Indeed, Abu Adil looked entirely helpless in his agony. I wondered what had made Lieutenant Hajjar set us on this fool's errand.

"We received some information, and we had to check it out," said Shaknahyi. "We're sorry for the intrusion."

"That's quite all right. Karnal will see you to the door." Umar stared at us with a stony expression. Abu Adil, however, made an attempt to raise his hand in farewell or blessing, but it fell back limply to the blanket.

We followed the servant back to the front door. When we were alone again outside, Shaknahyi began to laugh. "That was some performance," he said.

"What performance? Did I miss something?"

"If you'd read the file all the way through, you'd know that Abu Adil doesn't have cancer. He's never had cancer."

"Then—"

Shaknahyi's mouth twisted in contempt. "You ever hear of Proxy Hell? It's a bunch of lunatics who wear bootleg, underground moddies turned out in somebody's back room. They're recordings taken from real people in horrible situations."

I was dismayed. "Is that what Abu Adil's doing? Wearing the personality module of a terminal cancer patient?"

Shaknahyi nodded as he opened the car door and got in. "He's chipped into vicarious pain and suffering. You can buy any kind of disease or condition you want on the black market. There are plenty of deranged masochists like him out there."

I joined him in the patrol car. "And I thought the girls and debs on the Street were misusing the moddies. This adds a whole new meaning to the word perversion." Shaknahyi started up the car and drove around the fountain toward the gate. "They introduce some new technology and no matter how much good it does for most people, there's always a crazy son of a bitch who'll find something twisted to do with it."

I thought about that, and about my own bodmods, as we drove back to the station house through the wretched district that was home to Reda Abu Adil's faithful followers.