"All you goblins going for the first time – you need to line up in straight rows,” shouted Elder Greeble, the wombat goblin who had been leading the trip for years. “That’s it. Now count off, starting with you, Thark.” When they’d finished counting off, the elder rubbed his hands together, saying, “Good, good! Now you’ll be divided according to your numbers.”
A chorus of groans greeted his announcement as friends realised that they wouldn’t be together. Bella glanced at Tobi and Jak with dismay. All their plans had been made as if they were going to be in the same group.
“Pack leaders, hold up your signs. Goblins, find the pack with your number.”
“I see mine,” Tobi said, waving to someone he knew in the pack. “I’ll see y’all later. Just be careful out there!”
“You too,” called Bella and Jak as Tobi hurried off.
“There’s your number, Bella,” Jak said, pointing at a rough-looking pack. “I’m not so sure about this.”
Apparently her cousins weren’t either, because Bruno and Barth, who had arranged to be in the same pack, picked up the bird goblin perched beside them and carried him to the pack where Bella was supposed to go. A growl from Bruno stopped the goblin’s squawking, and then the two lumbering brothers came to get Bella. “Good luck, Jak,” she called as her cousins hustled her away.
“I think I’m going to need it,” Jak muttered. He’d found his pack and it was one he never would have chosen; Nihlo was the group leader. Jak wasn’t surprised that his cousin was in charge of a group. One of the older students, his cousin was well liked by most of the goblins and had already visited the human world. The trip was meant to acquaint the younger students with humans; older goblins were expected to visit the human world to steal, play or wreak havoc on their own. Having an experienced leader meant that the younger goblins were more likely to find their way back.
When Nihlo saw Jak approaching, he announced, “We got stuck with Jak-O-MAN! There goes our night on the town.”
“Hey, I didn’t choose to . . . ’” Jak began.
“Just keep your muzzle shut, halfling,” growled Nihlo. “No one cares what you think. I’ll take you with me because I have to, but you’d better pay attention and keep up.” Turning abruptly, Nihlo led his pack towards the network of ravines.
There were numbers at the head of each ravine corresponding to the numbers of the groups. Beside their number, they found an X painted on the ground with the air above it already shimmering. The younger goblins lined up with Jak at the end, but Nihlo wouldn’t let them start until he was ready. “Remember what you learned from old Greeble,” he said. “Humans can’t see us unless we want to be seen. This is Halloween, so it’s OK if they see us tonight. We have four hours, our time, to do this, then we have to meet back at the Gate to come home. Their time isn’t the same as ours, so I have a chronometer to keep track of it.” Nihlo held it up for everyone to see. “Remember, go through the gate and move out of the way as soon as you get there.”
Jak waited while the other goblins stepped on the X and disappeared with a brighter shimmer and a flash of light. Nihlo stood with his fists on his hips, scowling while the others crossed over. When it was Jak’s turn, Nihlo shoved his cousin through. Although most of the others had been tentative about stepping into the shimmering light, Jak was rushed into it, which felt like the difference between slipping into the water while you check the temperature and jumping in from fifty feet up. He was staggering when he came out the other side.
“Keep moving, halfling!” shouted a rat goblin, pushing Jak out of the way.
A moment later Nihlo arrived exactly where Jak had been standing. The other goblins hurried over to hear what he would say. “Let’s get out of this garden and regroup on the other side so we can get started.”
It was dusk and they were in a small fenced-in garden with ordinary-looking trees and flowers. Beyond the fence the world changed abruptly; metal carts crawled past, then blared at each other and rushed to the next place where they had to crawl again. Humans, looking surprisingly boring in their sameness, strolled down cracked grey paths that ran beside the black rows that belonged to the metal carts. Buildings taller than the tallest trees loomed over it all. If this was the human world, Jak didn’t like it.
The night was noisy with quick, sharp sounds and shrill, drawn-out ones. And the smells . . . Jak raised his head to sniff the air. The stench of exotic rubbish and the overwhelming odour of humans almost drowned out the scent of the garden’s flowers.
Something nipped Jak’s hand, drawing blood. “Pay attention!” said the rat goblin.
Nihlo was already standing on the other side of the black metal fence. It took Jak only a moment to hop on to the top of the fence and down to the other side. His half – cat goblin side made him stronger than a human as well as faster and more agile. It also made him more curious, so while the other goblins gathered around Nihlo, Jak watched a young human use coloured sticks to create a picture on the path.
Jak glanced up; his group was still there, watching him and whispering behind their hands. When a man joined the artist and took an instrument with strings out of a long case, Jak had to stay to see what happened next.
A cat bumped against his leg, purring so hard that the halfling boy could feel the vibration. Jak looked around to see if anyone wanted to claim the animal and discovered that his group had left while he wasn’t paying attention. Knowing that if he didn’t hurry he might be left behind for good, Jak began to run, knocking into people and nearly tripping over a pile of leather bags that a man was selling from the path.
Jak thought he saw the goblins up ahead. Then someone shouted and a large disc rolled down the street into the path of one of the metal carts. There was a screeching sound as the cart swerved and ran into carts going the other way. When humans began to scream, Jak vaulted over a cart that wasn’t moving and dashed to one that had crashed, trapping people inside. The door was wedged shut, but he closed his eyes and pictured an open door instead. When the tingling began in his head, he pushed and the crushed door was exchanged for one that was intact. He opened it and went on to the next cart, making sure that everyone was all right.
After that Jak was unable to find any sign of his group, although he did see other goblins intent on mischief. He saw a group of rat goblins stealing the shoes from a man sleeping in an alley. Another group ran down children who were dressed in funny clothes, grabbing the bags they carried and leaving them crying. Jak was disgusted with what he saw and, for the first time in his life, was ashamed of his goblin half.
He was peering in the window of a building where people were eating when it occurred to him that he’d lost track of the time. He moved on, reading the words on the poles, hoping they would help him find his way back to the garden. Pausing over a difficult word, Jak was surprised when a cat stood on its hind legs and forced its head into his hand to be petted. Three other cats were sitting on the path, watching.
The cats trotted behind him as Jak hurried along the path, looking for goblins from his school, even if they weren’t with his group. When he couldn’t find any, he became convinced that they must all have gone back. He was trying to remember what Elder Greeble had said they should do if they were ever stranded in the human world when he saw a jackal goblin he knew chasing a horse through a grassy area. Terrified, the animal tore along the path while its rider hauled on the reins.
“Thark!” Jak shouted. “It’s time to go back!”
The jackal goblin turned and ran down the path, back the way he and the horse had come. Jak followed the goblin down the street, hoping he hadn’t lost yet another chance to return home. Fortunately, Thark was still trying to find a way into a fenced-in cemetery when Jak spotted him. When the jackal goblin found the hole in the fence, Jak was right behind him, shadowing him all the way to the X painted on the ground. And then the goblin was through and, a moment later, so was Jak.
The boys were leaving the ravine when Bella came running after Jak calling, “Did you hear what happened? Tobi was seen while he was using an invisibility spell!”
“Is he OK?” asked Jak. “I didn’t think humans could see us unless we wanted to be seen!”
“But he didn’t. A girl saw him, so he came back right away. Then Elder Greeble sent other goblins out after the girl. She saw them too and tried to hit them with lightning! Greeley says that if humans are going to start seeing goblins when we don’t want to be seen, this might be the last time he sends a class there on Halloween!”
“After seeing how most goblins behave when they’re there,” said Jak, “I’m not so sure that would be a bad idea.”