THE HOLY CITY AND EM’S REPTILE FARM
Greg van Eekhout (With thanks to David
Moles)
Em and her brother were wrestling an
alligator, and nobody was even watching.
“Hey, Em, did ya see the paper this morning? The
Garden’s giving away a piece of the True Cross.”
Judd had a habit of saying outrageous things at the
most inconvenient moments. Just now, he was lying atop Ike, a
five-footer bred right here on the farm, while Em tried to seal its
jaws with tape.
Ike was struggling, Em’s bangs were getting in her
eyes, and the tape was sticking to itself. “That’s nuts,” she
snarled. “You don’t give away a piece of the Cross.”
Judd bore down on Ike’s head and neck with his
elbows. “Well, they’re not giving it away, exactly. It’s a raffle.
Spend $50 on the Temple slots, and they’ll deign to let you in the
same room with it. Spend $100, and you get entered for a chance to
win the splinter.”
The alligator finally secured, Em stood up to catch
her breath and tried to gauge if her older brother was ribbing her.
He had a stupid grin on his face, which meant he was probably being
serious.
“Garden’s been in trouble for years,” he said,
trying to sound as if he knew what he was talking about. “Not
enough high rollers, I guess, so they’re doing whatever they can to
get some attention.”
“Raffling off a piece of the Cross? So some retired
pilgrim from Florida can hide it in his attic? It ain’t right.” Em
wiped her hands on her apron while Judd used a pole to prod Ike out
of the turtle yard he’d escaped to and back to the pond, where he
belonged. She looked around the two and a half acres of trees and
ponds where she’d spent all fourteen years of her life, thinking
that the place had never looked worse. The pumps needed repair, the
grass needed resodding, the trees needed a surgeon. Without
pilgrims bringing their pilgrim dollars, there was no money for any
of it. Except for Judd, and Daddy, still sleeping it off near on
noon, it was just her and the critters, as Daddy liked to call the
collection of crocs, gators, caymans, turtles and tortoises,
rattlesnakes, Bobsey, the two-headed king snake, and Betty, the
albino boa.
For years the reptile farm had been a convenient
stop in the desert for pilgrims on their way to the Holy City.
Here, they could fill their tanks with gas and their stomachs with
burgers and slake their thirst with orange soda and milkshakes, and
once they were here, they couldn’t resist touring the critters, and
a lot of the pilgrims would also buy a T-shirt or a shot glass or a
postcard with a picture of Bobsey or Betty on it.
Things were different now, since the Templars had
built Via-40, bypassing Trail 66 and leaving so many motels and gas
stations and roadside attractions, like the Oasis Town Reptile
Farm, dying on an obsolete vine.
Most people thought Em was short for Emma or Emily,
but Daddy had named her Em for the Mother Road, Steinbeck’s name
for Trail 66, and she took its loss somewhat personally.
Inside the Snake House, a sagging, chipped-paint
barn lined with terrariums, Em dropped a white mouse into Bobsey’s
tank. The king snake—a pair of Siamese twins, actually, joined two
inches below their heads—came out from behind their heated rock and
curled toward the terrified mouse.
“Poor Right-e-o,” Em cooed. No matter how eagerly
he flicked his forked tongue, Right-e-o always lost out to the more
aggressive Lefty. Today, even more than usual, Em empathized with
the weaker twin.
Inside the house, Daddy was up and stationed before
a sea of paper at the kitchen table. With a pencil nub, he
scribbled figures in columns, adding and subtracting. He’d been
doing this for months.
“You had breakfast yet, Daddy?”
He looked up and smiled at her, but his smile
couldn’t conceal the stoop of his shoulders. She knew as well as he
did that his pencil couldn’t hold off the bank from
foreclosing.
“Wouldn’t say no to a cup of coffee.”
The hell with that. He’d eat a proper breakfast.
Eggs, and ham, and biscuits, and fried potatoes. But rooting around
in the kitchen, she realized it’d have to be just eggs and
biscuits. Funds were low, and Ocotillo Grocery, eleven miles down
the road, had shut down last month.
She poured flour and water in a bowl and got down
to mixing. When she thought about what Judd had told her, about the
Garden raffle, her spoon got a little violent.
Giving away a piece of the Cross. She supposed that
was sacrilegious. Even worse, it was unfair that some folks had so
much while others had so little. It would be like her giving Bobsey
away as a door prize because she had a whole crate of six-headed
snakes in the attic.
It wasn’t right. The Holy City’s temples grew fat
and fatter while the smaller stations along the traditional
pilgrimage route faded away. The least they could do was send some
of their spare relics their way.
The mixing spoon flew out of her hand and clanked
against the sink.
Daddy called, “You okay in there?”
“Fine,” Em said. “I’m fine.”
Just struck by a bit of inspiration, was all.
Though possibly not divine inspiration.
She came into the Holy City from the desert,
sunburned, dehydrated, and nauseated. She’d walked the last mile,
the van—full of pilgrims she’d hitched a ride with—having suffered
a burst water pump, and Em had been too impatient to wait with them
for repair. In retrospect, walking had been a mistake.
She’d been on the Strip for an hour, stumbling
along on the verge of delirium. At least she assumed it was
delirium, for what else could explain the obscenely lit spectacle
around her? The lesser temples stretched into the distance ahead
and behind her, flashing and dancing with neon lights so bright
they turned the night sky a dusty orange. She staggered past the
neon palm trees and Crosses and fish and halos that fronted the
temples of worship and gambling. Her head pounded from the bright
lights and from thirst, but as something of a professional in the
business of drawing pilgrims, she could only admire the audacity of
the Strip.
Her admiration was tinged with envy, for there were
more pilgrims in her field of vision than would visit Oasis Town in
a year, even before Via-40: parades of flagellants, retirees with
white legs and sunburned faces, cripples looking for miracles,
pilgrims looking for buffets.
The thirst, the noise, the midnight heat—Em
realized with alarm that she was going to faint. And what then?
She’d be trampled to death by pilgrims and freaks, right here on
the sidewalk. She wished she’d left Daddy and Judd a note before
she’d left or had managed to send them a postcard from the road. At
least then they might take some comfort knowing she’d died in the
Holy City. Though Daddy didn’t really go in for that sort of
thing.
The world went gray.
There were steel bars digging into her back, and
her flesh was burning on a griddle, just like Saladin during the
Sixty-fourth English Crusade to take back the Holy Land. Em
remembered learning those stories in Sunday school, and she wished
she were back in Oasis Town now, with her crayons, coloring
Saladin’s skin Indian Red.
Cold water splashed on her lips. She sputtered and
opened her eyes to find herself staring up at a crinkly brown
face.
“Now try drinking some,” the man said, putting a
bottle of water in her hand. The glass felt deliciously cold, and
the water felt even better when she took a good, long
swallow.
She wasn’t being tortured like Saladin. The bars at
her back were the railings of the gate she was leaning against, in
front of one of the temples. The griddle was just the sidewalk, hot
on her skin, even through her clothes.
She tried to stand, but the man put his hand on her
shoulder and gently pushed down. “Don’t get up too fast. You got
overheated. Desert heat’s nothing to take lightly. The Krauts found
that out the hard way, didn’t they?” He winked and smiled
beatifically.
With a wine-red felt tarboosh on his head and a
billowing white shirt tucked into baggy sherwals, he looked like a
Prohibition-era gangster. “Mark Yiska, from Queen of the City of
Angels,” he said, holding out a huge, leathery paw.
His hand looked as though it could crush walnuts,
but he’d probably saved her life. She gave it a weary shake. “I’m
Em . . . from Oasis Town.”
She tried to get up again, and this time Mark
helped her to her feet, not letting go of her hand until she
assured him she wouldn’t fall.
“Bless you for your water and kindness,” she said,
blinking through a wave of dizziness. “I should be going.”
Mark shook his head in disapproval. “Miss, you
don’t look well. Let’s find you some shade to rest in. There are
some nice palms outside Solomon’s Palace—”
“No, no, thank you, but I have to get to the Garden
Tomb.”
“The Garden will still be there after you rest.
What’s your rush?”
“I’m entering the raffle,” she said, her hand going
to her money belt, but instead finding only empty belt loops.
Thieves, when she’d passed out. Right here, in front of everybody,
on a path full of pilgrims to the Holy City. She would not curse
them, not here on the street. She would not cry.
Mark gave her a sad, knowing look. “You’re not the
first to get robbed in front of the temples, and you won’t be the
last,” he said with a sigh. “Besides, you know the odds on that
raffle? You’d be better off playing dice.”
“Damn them,” Em spat. “Damn them, and may Albion
take their souls.” And now that she’d gone and cursed them, maybe
she could also go back on her intention not to cry. Her eyes filled
with precious water. Without money, she didn’t know where she’d
sleep, or how she’d eat and drink, and worst of all, she wouldn’t
be able to enter the raffle, and the reptile farm would be buried
and forgotten in the desert sands.
Not that she actually thought she would have walked
away from the city with a piece of the True Cross in her pocket.
Mark was right about the odds. But if she could have at least
gotten close to it. Close enough maybe to be able to whittle a
credible fake . . .
“Now, don’t you despair, miss. Things may not be
all as grim as they seem. If you’re willing to do a little work for
me, I can help you earn some of your money back.”
Em braced herself. She’d never been under any
illusions that the Holy City was a place of virtue and clean souls.
The city of Christ was home to the great, most sacred sites, where
Jesus preached and died, but it was also home to the lost and the
depraved, and not all favors were acts of kindness. This was where
Mark would suggest she sleep with him, or sleep with his friends or
business associates, or at least pose for naughty pictures.
He looked at her, deep into her, and what he said
was, “Can you drive a truck?”
Even in a city of ostentatious temples, Solomon’s
Temple impressed. Its high walls blazed with eye-gouging pure white
light under blue domes and fiery gold minarets, an island palace in
a broad lake of blood. Fountains shot jets of water, dyed and lit
red, with arcs and spirals and cascades, as if the giant corpse of
Jesus were bleeding under the surface and entertaining the crowds
with spurting wounds, all synchronized to blaring Virginian opera.
From the center of the temple complex a red neon Cross rose
thirty-three stories high, shining a bright crimson beam into the
heavens. The temple stated in inarguable terms that the Knights of
the Templar were the wealthiest and most powerful men on the
continent, and they’d built God’s own roadside attraction to prove
it.
Em’s job was simple enough. Mark had some business
inside the temple, and all Em needed to do was stay with his
rotten-apple Chevy pickup, parked on the ramp to an underground
parking lot, with the engine running.
“I could be five minutes, I could be thirty,” Mark
said, getting out of the truck. “If I take longer than that . . .
Well, just stay with the truck. Don’t turn the engine off, because
we may not be able to get it started again.”
He looked at her very seriously. “Will you be here
when I get back, Em?”
He didn’t ask her to swear on her immortal soul. At
least not in words.
“I’ll be here,” Em said.
A man approached Mark, full of bluster and
officiousness, the red cross on his brown overalls marking him as a
Templar squire. After a handshake exchange so smooth Em almost
missed it, the sergeant said something sharply and moved off, and
Mark withdrew into a service entrance. Em supposed he’d bought
himself some parking time.
Em settled in to wait. She was starting to feel
nervous about this arrangement.
No, she should be honest with herself. She knew
Mark was engaged in some kind of criminal enterprise and that out
of desperation, she’d agreed to be his accomplice; what she should
do was leave a note thanking him again for giving her water and
then climb out of the driver’s seat and try to beg and hitch-hike
her way back to Oasis Town.
Ten minutes passed.
Em opened the glove compartment. It contained a bag
of dried dates, a well-worn Navajo Koran, and a girlie magazine.
She blushed and slammed the glove box shut.
Fifteen minutes, then twenty. Then thirty, and
then, the minutes crawling like a tortoise in the sand,
forty.
The Templar squire came back and rapped on her
window. “He’s got five minutes to get back, and then I’m having
this piece of crap towed.”
“But he paid for forty-five,” Em protested. Of
course, she had no idea what Mark had paid for, or why.
“He paid me to look the other way for a while, and
his ‘while’ is up. I’m not a parking meter.” Not waiting for her to
put up an argument, he hollered something, and in the rearview
mirror Em saw a younger squire nod sharply and run off. Moments
later a tow truck was backing down the driveway, its fat, rusty
hook swaying menacingly.
Should she move the truck, even though Mark had
issued strict instructions not to? Leave the truck and try to find
Mark inside? Abandon both truck and Mark and try to figure out some
other way to raise funds for the Garden Tomb raffle? Maybe she
could get a job as a cocktail waitress. She wouldn’t be old enough
to legally work in bars for four years, but maybe the temple
saloons off the Strip wouldn’t care.
Mark came sauntering out of the service entrance,
smiling and waving at the tow truck with one hand and swinging a
small alligator-hide case, like a doctor’s bag, in the other. He
settled into the passenger seat, banged the door shut, and through
his smiling teeth, said, “Drive.”
Em shifted gears and let Mark know exactly what she
thought of his tardiness, using language unfit for her own ears;
but then she noticed how gray his skin looked and how his smile had
tightened into a grimace.
“You’re hurt,” she said.
Mark carefully shifted to find a more comfortable
position in his seat and tucked the alligator-hide bag between his
knees. “Some of my friends inside turned out to be not as good
friends as I’d thought. Turn left at the Altar of Burnt
Offerings—No, no, just go around the cab, we don’t have time for
traffic lights.”
Wiping sweat out of his eyes with his tarboosh,
Mark spat staccato driving directions at Em, telling her to cut
through the parking lot of the Trumpet Tower, race down an alley
behind the Samoans Camp, and wind through the garages at the Road
of Horse Entry.
Behind them in traffic, Em heard a squeal of tires
and horns blaring, coming ever closer. “Those would be your
‘friends’ you mentioned?”
“Some of them. My real friends are right now
answering some awkward questions back at the temple.”
“I see,” she said tartly. “So this was an inside
job?” Mark smirked, as though he were about to say something glib,
but then his fingers touched the alligator-hide bag, and the smirk
disappeared, as though it’d been slapped right off his face. His
eyes gleamed. “A job like this can only be arranged on the inside.
I was just one link in the chain. I was supposed to carry it from
Solomon’s to the Fountain and Water Gate, hand if off from there.”
He swallowed in pain and told Em to go around the Hippodrome, and
for God’s sake, speed up.
“But the plan’s changed,” Em said.
“Not really. I was going to backstab my partners
and keep it for myself.”
Em slammed the brakes, skidding to a stop in front
of the flashing, spinning neon stars of the Sepulcher of David, and
popped open her door.
Mark reached out and gently touched her hand with
his dry old fingers. “I can’t drive myself,” he said.
“It’s the Templars, Mark.”
Mark smiled, and it reminded Em so much of her
Daddy’s smile when he was drunk and sad and most vulnerable.
He indicated the bag in his lap with a dip of his
chin, a gesture that resembled the bow of a penitent. “What right
do they have to possess something like this? The ground Solomon’s
stands on is sacred to my people, and they took it from us by
force, burned our temple, and built their own from the leftover
rubble. The thing in the bag was kept safe for hundreds of years
before the Templars came along.”
“And what do you plan to do with it?”
“I was going to keep it just as safe.”
Em would have been less angry if he’d said he were
going to sell it. “You mean you were going to lock it up in a vault
away from human sight,” she said, “like a manacled skeleton in a
dungeon, where it can’t do anybody any good. It’s, it’s . .
.”
“Bad showmanship?”
Emily crossed her arms over her chest and glared at
the steering wheel. “People have a right to see,” she said, her
voice almost as strong as her conviction.
Mark licked his lips. Em heard them crackle, and
she searched the floorboards for water but found none.
“It’s not up to me what happens to the thing in the
bag any more,” he said. “I think that’s why I found you in the
streets of the Holy City, Em. Because you’re going to bring it to a
better place.”
Em saw the look in his eyes. “You mean
you’re going to bring it. Or we—”
“I’ll get you out of the city,” he promised. “After
that, it’s up to you.”
Em said another word not fit for her ears and
slammed the door shut. She pulled back into traffic and let Mark
guide her the wrong way down one-way streets. He told her not to
interrupt, and in addition to driving directions, he whispered
other things to her as well. He told her things he thought might
help her once she got out of the city. He told her things about
God, some of which was Sunday school stuff to her, and other things
from his people’s beliefs, their corrupted faith, as Father Thomas
back in Oasis Town would have called it. Mark seemed confused, as
if he were trying to work things out for himself but was too tired
to do any good thinking. He kept stroking the bag. Em half-hoped
and half-dreaded that he would open it up and look inside and that
she might catch a glimpse. His speech became more and more
interspersed with words of Navajo, until Em could no longer
understand what he was saying, but toward the end he asked her in
English to bury him before sun-down. Em promised she would.
After he died and the sweat on his skin dried, his
face still seemed to shine.
The next morning, the Chevy ran out of gas on a hot
gravel track in Atomic Golgotha. White earth, lightly tinged with
pale green, spread out in dizzying shimmers in all directions. Even
with the sun low on the horizon, heat leached through the
windshield, cooking the oxygen in Em’s lungs. Em grew up knowing
the desert around Oasis Town, and she knew her best chance of
survival lay in staying with the truck. By noon, it could be 120
degrees, and the truck would provide a little shade and would make
her easier to find. But that was the problem. If the Templars
tracked her out here, they would take the bag and its contents and
torture and rape her, just to make a point. The truck was a bright
red spot on the bleached earth, as noticeable from a distance as a
bloodstain on a white altar cloth.
In the backseat she found a Navajo tourist blanket
that Mark had been using as upholstery. Except for the generations
of dust and grime embedded in the fabric, it was identical to the
ones she sold in the reptile farm’s gift shop. She draped it over
her head, and even though it stifled, keeping the sun off her was
critical. The blanket hung far enough down that, by threading one
of her shoelaces through the handles of the alligator-hide bag and
through her belt loops, she could walk with it concealed on her
hip.
“This is a lot of trouble for nothing,” Em
muttered. Within hours she’d be a corpse, anyway.
Perhaps three hours later, Em awoke from a sleep of
fever dreams about snakes and alligators and great radioactive
lizards stomping the Holy City at the behest of God. Her head
pounded with dehydration. Her tongue was wood. She looked up from
the sand, where she’d fallen, to find herself surrounded by men in
robes colored the blues and greens of the sea. They stood beside
llamas bigger than those Em had ever seen at petting zoos, bigger
even than any she’d seen in pictures in National Geographic.
The men wore seashell necklaces and elaborate, spiky wreaths of
dried date palm fronds around cloth headcovers. The blades of scrap
metal they carried glinted painfully in the sun.
Only when the animals’ pungent reek reached her
nostrils did Em know the llamas and the men were not a mere
vision.
Em swore in a parched whisper that she’d die before
she let these Hawaiians take her bag.
For a time, they consulted with each other, their
language strange to Em’s ears, full of repeated syllables and
rhythmic halts, but she recognized an argument when she heard one
in any language. Some of the men gestured at the heat mirage on the
horizon. Others pointed their weapons at her. If Em had to guess,
she would have said the two sides of the dispute could be summed up
as “kill her now or take her home and kill her there.”
This went on for at least ten minutes. Em couldn’t
be sure, not only because she wasn’t wearing a watch but because
she had fainted at least once during the discussion.
When the conversation came to an abrupt halt, one
of the men tightened his grip on his axe, the letters “USAF” faded
but still visibly stenciled on the blade, and raised it in the air
like Daddy about to slaughter a chicken. He came forward.
Em screamed, trying to tell them to wait, but it
came out in a choked, inarticulate shriek, not unlike a chicken
upon whom the axe has fallen. She tore open the blanket, plunged
her hands into the bag, and held its contents aloft, the sun
reflecting off the treasure in blinding rays. The man with the axe
made a sound almost exactly like the one Em had and threw his
forearm across his eyes.
The awed silence that followed lasted perhaps the
span of twenty heartbeats.
Then, “Put it back in the bag,” one of the men
said. “You’re coming with us. If you try to run, we’ll cut your
feet off.”
They led her across the sand to a sprawling shanty
village of caliche huts and rusted travel trailers, with skeletal
corrals for the llamas made of sun-grayed wood. The sand glittered
painfully, sprinkled with fragments of greenish glass, fused sand
from the bomb blasts that had given Atomic Golgotha its name.
Em had hopes that she’d be brought into the large
tent in the center of the village and that there she would be given
water; then she would explain that her presence in Atomic Golgotha
was not her fault, that the Templars were to blame (surely the
Hawaiians spared no love for the Crusaders who’d nuked the
Hawaiians’ desert), and she would beg for her life. Maybe they
would let her return to Oasis Town. Maybe they’d even let her
borrow a llama.
Instead, she was left by herself in a pen with two
llamas and their dung. She drank from the same rusty trough the
animals did and was grateful for it. The Hawaiians had left her
with the alligator-hide bag, seeming unwilling to touch it with
their own hands. Fear and attraction were powerful forces, Em well
knew. It was the twin engine that generated awe, and as Daddy said,
awe was a lever to move men.
The Hawaiians were the poorest people Em had ever
seen. Enslaved and persecuted by the Mayans, cheated and exploited
by Continentals and Indians, Christians and Muslims alike, the few
surviving bands of nomadic Hawaiians occupied niches of America
that few others were interested in. Em had seen a film about them
at school. The film had emphasized how much Christians and
Hawaiians had in common. After all, hadn’t Christ been born an
islander? In most paintings, Jesus was depicted as a white
Continental, even as Christ the Mariner, coming across the Pacific
on his balsa raft, to preach and die in the Holy City. But if you
thought about it, he must have been brown skinned himself.
One of her guards, the man who’d threatened to cut
off her feet, told her to get up and escorted her to the big tent.
There, he shoved her to her knees to kneel before a huge, glowering
man with a broad face and commanding black eyebrows. He was
shirtless, wearing only a long sort of skirt, and he was draped in
so many necklaces that Em could only assume he was their
chief.
She clutched the bag to her lap.
“Where is home?” the man said.
What kind of question was this? A riddle? Some kind
of test, for sure. The Hawaiians had been driven out of every home
they’d ever had. The story that Christ had been crucified out here
in Atomic Golgotha instead of just outside the City was declared
apocryphal by Pope George, but the Church still wanted the
Hawaiians gone and had even used hundreds of square miles of desert
for atomic testing.
Where was home for a Hawaiian? There could only be
one answer to that.
“Hawaii,” said Em.
The man frowned, and despite herself, Em
winced.
Then he laughed, a huge boom that seemed to make
the tent billow. “Miss,” he said, “I was asking where you are
from.”
“Oh.” Em’s cheeks burned. “I’m from Oasis Town, New
Assyria. I live on a reptile farm there with my daddy and brother.
My name is Em.”
“You are a long way from your home, Em.”
And then it all came tumbling out of her, a
rapid-fire, half-sobbing torrent of words. She told him about the
reptile farm, and Daddy’s grim calculations at the kitchen table,
about Trail 66 and Via-40 and the raffle at the Garden Tomb. She
told him about Mark and Solomon’s Temple and how she’d evaded the
Templars in the Holy City, and she intended to beg for her life and
to be allowed to return home, even if it meant parting with the bag
and thing inside.
At least, that was what she had intended to ask
for.
Instead, not fully understanding why, she found
herself saying, “The bag isn’t yours. I have to take it home. It’s
important.”
The chief’s eyes were big and dark as charcoal
briquettes, and they seemed to express sorrow, amusement, and
smoldering anger, all at the same time.
“It is not a small thing to steal from the
Templars, girl. They are wealthy as nations and even more
dangerous, for their faith is true. When they realize their stolen
treasure has come to Atomic Golgotha, my people will be the ones
who suffer for it. I am not without compassion for lost souls in
the desert, but I can’t think of a good enough reason not to
present the Templars with their . . . item . . . as well as your
head.”
Again, Em intended to plea for her life. “The thing
in the bag shouldn’t be hidden away,” she said. “That’s what the
Templars will do with it. I won’t.”
The chief nodded, as though he’d reached a firm
decision. “We are of different faiths,” he said, which was
certainly true, because despite baptism and Sunday school, Em
wasn’t sure she really had any faith at all. “But perhaps our ways
are not so dissimilar,” the chief continued. “I will allow you to
prove your purity by facing an ordeal. Should you please God, I
will allow you to go home, and the treasure will remain in your
custody.”
Em didn’t ask what would happen if her faith proved
insufficient, though she was certain that would be the
outcome.
There were no rattlesnakes on the Pacific islands,
but the Hawaiians had lost their homeland ages ago and had adapted
their customs to the lands they’d settled and been driven from,
from the South American jungles to the North American deserts. They
had suffered some of their greatest hardships in their Exodus from
Texas, and it was there that they had been subjected to the trials
of the snake pits. They’d learned some lessons from that.
Under a cloth canopy, in a deep rectangular hole
dug in the sand, the snakes buzzed like a lightning machine in an
electric circus. Em had never liked their sweet, musky smell, a
little like cucumbers, but now it was so strong it threatened to
knock her down into the writhing mass.
The Hawaiians stood around the edge of the pit,
which for some reason Em imagined as the rim of a volcano. Had the
film at school talked about pushing human sacrifices into
lava-filled craters? She couldn’t remember now.
The chief looked at her expectantly, and when
expectation turned first to impatience and then to unmistakable
anger, he said something, and two of the guards rushed at Em.
“I’ll go,” she said simply, stopping them in their
tracks. Better to climb down slowly than to be thrown in and upset
the snakes. She clutched the bag to her side and went down the
ladder.
They had a snake pit back at the reptile farm, but
Em had never done any work in it. That was a job for Judd or Daddy.
They had some tricks for surviving a walk across the pit. The first
trick was wearing thick boots with steel reinforced toes. Daddy and
Judd also wore rubber pads fashioned from an old truck tire under
their pants, which made for an awkward gait, but it had saved their
lives and their dignity more than a few times.
Em had no such protection. Just her dungarees and
her thin canvas sneakers, worn even thinner by her desert ordeals.
She took the last step down the ladder, and the snakes scorched the
air with their rattling.
Snakes don’t like to bite folks, Daddy had always
told her. They knew people were too big to eat, and it could take
them weeks to replenish their venom, and they were vulnerable
during that time, so they much preferred to retreat and hide.
Indeed, the snakes jerked away from her as she gently set her feet
down. But there were a lot of snakes in this pit—four dozen? a
hundred?—and though they scrambled into piles against the walls,
there wasn’t much room for them to hide from this towering,
two-legged intrusion in their midst. And if they were as much an
overrated threat as Daddy insisted, then why wouldn’t he ever let
her do work in the pit?
She tried to step lightly, but her feet felt as big
as clown shoes.
People liked to say that snakes could strike faster
than a blink of the eye, but Em knew that to be an exaggeration.
Rattlesnakes only moved about as fast as a person could throw a
punch. That wasn’t very fast, was it? Of course, people got punched
all the time.
She knew the bite was coming before it struck
home.
Dusky gray, the rattler was as thick around as
Judd’s wrist. It lay straight across her path, not coiled but
stretched out over the bodies of its nest mates, and it seemed to
Em that this one was particularly angry. It knew Em’s faith was
weak, it knew that what she had in the bag wasn’t rightfully hers,
that any claim she had on it was driven by greed, and if it was
greed to keep the reptile farm alive, it was still greed, no better
than the Templars’, no better than any thief’s.
The rattler snapped its body forward, and Em’s
reflexes took over. She toppled backward and fell, the one thing
Daddy said meant certain death in the snake pit.
There was no pain, no sensation of thorns breaking
flesh, no ballooning with burning poison. Where she had fallen,
there were no snakes.
She dared to open her eyes. The big rattler was
wrestling with the bag, which lay on the ground at Em’s feet, where
she had evidently dropped it.
Thinking profane thoughts about pilgrims and
profit, about showing wonders in plain sight, about letting people
see whatever they wanted to see, be it albino boa constrictors or
miracles, she reached into the bag to remove the cup, then stood,
and finished her walk through the serpents.
Climbing up the ladder at the end of the pit, she
looked up to face the Hawaiian chief.
“I guess I know what I believe in,” Em said.
They fed her and gave her water to drink and to
carry with her, and they gave her one of the chief’s own llamas,
which she rode through Zion and south to Kingman. There she let the
llama loose to join the feral herds, and she hitched rides back to
Oasis Town, where, upon her return, she submitted herself to
Daddy’s scolding until he dissolved into tears of relief.
Not until days later did she gather Daddy and Judd
at the kitchen table. After finishing a breakfast of chicken eggs
and alligator meat, she set the bag on the table. It was dusty and
battered, with two prominent punctures that gave Em shivers to
think about.
When she displayed what the bag contained, there
were more tears.
Then Em told Daddy what they were going to
do.
First, they made billboards.
There were still hard months, and Daddy had to sell
the Ford Goliath to keep the bank from repossessing the house and
the farm. But things got better as word got out.
The barn got a new roof. The paths around the croc
pond were paved. Daddy even paid out of his own pocket to repair
the cracks and potholes on Trail 66 for three miles in either
direction of the farm. The road brought pilgrims, lots of them, and
when the reopened motor lodge down the way could no longer
accommodate them, Daddy built a new motel right next to the reptile
farm. It had a swimming pool and a restaurant called Mark’s, which
served the best burgers in the state, and it also had a separate
halal and kosher kitchen.
Pilgrims still loved the critters. They loved to
see the Bobsey twins and Betty the albino boa. But the critters
were no longer the main draw of Oasis Town. Under Em’s direction,
the Templar treasure was housed in a little house all its own, set
on a small green lawn that never went brown.
The Templars came for it once. They set out from
their temple with a great rumbling caravan of trucks and Jeeps and
tanks, bristling with guns, and they lost two hundred vehicles and
a thousand men in a mighty sandstorm. Not long after, reports
started to appear in the papers about the problems they were having
within their banking and gaming empire.
Never, not even in jest, not even to impress the
pilgrims, would Em ever claim the cup had miraculous properties.
She just knew that it made pilgrims happy to see it. For ten
dollars, they could have their picture taken with it.