Nothing is really any fun today,
because you’ve always got to pay for everything.
And whatever costs you money, money, money, is really no
fun.
That’s why women aren’t much fun. You’re always having
to pay
for them.
Or else, poor things, they’re having to pay for
themselves,
which is perhaps worse.
Why isn’t anything free, why is it always pay, pay, pay?
A man can’t get any fun out of wife, sweetheart or
tart
because of the beastly expense.
Why don’t we do something about the money system?