CHAPTER 20

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“You completely nitwit,” she hooted, “you almost completely and utterly foolish person.”

She pushed him backwards, rolled over him, kissed him and rolled off again. He was surprised at how light she was.

“Now you tell me a story.”

“I thought,” she said putting on a low husky voice, “that you were very keen to get back.”

“No hurry,” he said airily, “I want you to tell me a story.”

She looked out over the kale and pondered.

“All right,” she said, “it’s only a short one. And not funny like yours, but. . . Anyway.”

She looked down. Arthur could feel that it was one of those sorts of moments.

The air seemed to stand still around them, waiting. Arthur

wished that the air would go away and mind its own business.

“When I was a kid,” she said. “These sort of stories always start like this, don’t they, ‘When I was a kid. . . ’ Anyway. This is the bit where the girl suddenly says, ‘When I was a kid’ and starts to unburden herself. We have got to that bit. When I was a kid I had this picture hanging over the foot of my bed. . . What do you think of it so far?”

“I like it. I think it’s moving well. You’re getting the bedroom interest in nice and early. We could probably do with some development with the picture.”

“It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like,” she said, “but don’t. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?”

“I know. I was plagued with them too. Rabbits in waistcoats.”

“Exactly. These rabbits were in fact on a raft, as were assorted rats and owls. There may even have been a reindeer.”

“On the raft.”

“On the raft. And a boy was sitting on the raft.”

“Among the rabbits in waistcoats and the owls and the reindeer.”

“Precisely there. A boy of the cheery gypsy ragamuffin variety.”

“Ugh.”

“The picture worried me, I must say. There was an otter swimming in front of the raft, and I used to lie awake at night worrying about this otter having to pull the raft, with all these wretched animals on it who shouldn’t even be on a raft, and the otter had such a thin tail to pull it with I thought it must hurt pulling it all the time. Worried me. Not badly, but just vaguely, all the time.

“Then one day – and remember I’d been looking at this picture every night for years – I suddenly noticed that the raft had a sail. Never seen it before. The otter was fine, he was just swimming along.”

She shrugged.

“Good story?” she said.

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