Contents
Copyright
Chapter One: The Feeling
Chapter Two: When Life Hands You Lemons, Squeeze Them into Your Vodka
Chapter Three: Grey Gardens
Chapter Four: Dudley
Chapter Five: Wedding Chopper
Chapter Six: Water Olympics
Chapter Seven: Black-on-Black Crime
Chapter Eight: Dear Asshole
Chapter Nine: The Suspect
Chapter Ten: Chunk
Chapter Eleven: Deep Thoughts by Chelsea Handy
Acknowledgments
