*The first pizza was created on the Disc by the
Klatchian mystic Ronron “Revelation Joe” Shuwadhi, who claimed to
have been given the recipe in a dream by the Creator of the
Discworld Himself, Who had apparently added that it was what He had
intended all along. Those desert travelers who had seen the
original, which is reputedly miraculously preserved in the
Forbidden City of Ee, say that what the Creator had in mind then
was a fairly small cheese and pepperoni affair with a few black
olives** and things like mountains and seas got added out of
last-minute enthusiasm as so often happens.
**After the Schism of the Turnwise Ones
and the deaths of some 25,000 people in the ensuing jihad the
faithful were allowed to add one small bayleaf to the
recipe.