(Friday, April 13; 10
p.m.)
There were two reasons why the
terrible and, in many ways, incredible Garden murder case—which
took place in the early spring following the spectacular Casino
murder case[1]—was
so designated. In the first place, the scene of this tragedy was
the penthouse home of Professor Ephraim Garden, the great
experimental chemist of Stuyvesant University; and secondly, the
exact situs criminis was the beautiful
private roof-garden over the apartment itself.
It was both a peculiar and implausible
affair, and one so cleverly planned that only by the merest
accident—or, perhaps I should say a fortuitous intervention—was it
discovered at all. Despite the fact that the circumstances
preceding the crime were entirely in Philo Vance's favor, I cannot
help regarding it as one of his greatest triumphs in criminal
investigation and deduction; for it was his quick uncanny
judgments, his ability to read human nature, and his tremendous
flair for the significant undercurrents of the so-called trivia of
life, that led him to the truth.
The Garden murder case involved a
curious and anomalous mixture of passion, avarice, ambition and
horse-racing. There was an admixture of hate, also; but this potent
and blinding element was, I imagine, an understandable outgrowth of
the other factors. However, the case was amazing in its subtleties,
its daring, its thought-out mechanism, and its sheer psychological
excitation.
The beginning of the case came on the
night of April 13. It was one of those mild evenings that we often
experience in early spring following a spell of harsh dampness,
when all the remaining traces of winter finally capitulate to the
inevitable seasonal changes. There was a mellow softness in the
air, a sudden perfume from the burgeoning life of nature—the kind
of atmosphere that makes one lackadaisical and wistful, and, at the
same time, stimulates one's imagination.
I mention this seemingly irrelevant
fact because I have good reason to believe these meteorological
conditions had much to do with the startling events that were
imminent that night and which were to break forth, in all their
horror, before another twenty-four hours had passed.
And I believe that the season, with
all its subtle innuendoes, was the real explanation of the change
that came over Vance himself during his investigation of the crime.
Up to that time I had never considered Vance a man of any deep
personal emotion, except in so far as children and animals and his
intimate masculine friendships were concerned. He had always
impressed me as a man so highly mentalized, so cynical and
impersonal in his attitude toward life, that an irrational human
weakness like romance would be alien to his nature. But in the
course of his deft inquiry into the murders in Professor Garden's
penthouse, I saw, for the first time, another and softer side of
his character. Vance was never a happy man in the conventional
sense; but after the Garden murder case there were evidences of an
even deeper loneliness in his sensitive nature.
But these sentimental side-lights
perhaps do not matter in the reportorial account of the astonishing
history I am here setting down, and I doubt if they should have
been mentioned at all but for the fact that they gave an added
inspiration and impetus to the energy Vance exerted and the risks
he ran in bringing the murderer to justice.
As I have said, the case opened—so far
as Vance was concerned with it— on the night of April 13. John
F.-X. Markham, then District Attorney of New York County, had dined
with Vance at his apartment in East 38th Street. The dinner had
been excellent—as all of Vance's dinners were— and at ten o'clock
the three of us were sitting in the comfortable library, sipping
Napoléon 1809—that famous and exquisite
cognac brandy of the First Empire.[2]
Vance and Markham had been discussing
crime waves in a desultory manner. There had been a mild
disagreement, Vance discounting the theory that crime waves are
calculable, and holding that crime is entirely personal and
therefore incompatible with generalizations or laws. The
conversation had then drifted round to the bored young people of
post-war decadence who had, for the sheer excitement of it,
organized crime clubs whose members tried their hand at murders
wherein nothing was to be gained materially. The Loeb-Leopold case
naturally was mentioned, and also a more recent and equally vicious
case that had just come to light in one of the leading western
cities.
It was in the midst of this discussion
that Currie, Vance's old English butler and major-domo, appeared at
the library door. I noticed that he seemed nervous and ill at ease
as he waited for Vance to finish speaking; and I think Vance, too,
sensed something unusual in the man's attitude, for he stopped
speaking rather abruptly and turned.
"What is it, Currie? Have you seen a
ghost, or are there burglars in the house?"
"I have just had a telephone call,
sir," the old man answered, endeavoring to restrain the excitement
in his voice.
"Not bad news from abroad?" Vance
asked sympathetically.
"Oh, no, sir; it wasn't anything for
me. There was a gentleman on the phone—"
Vance lifted his eyebrows and smiled
faintly. "A gentleman, Currie?"
"He spoke like a gentleman, sir. He
was certainly no ordinary person. He had a cultured voice, sir,
and—"
"Since your instinct has gone so far,"
Vance interrupted, "perhaps you can tell me the gentleman's
age?"
"I should say he was middle-aged, or
perhaps a little beyond," Currie ventured. "His voice sounded
mature and dignified and judicial."
"Excellent!" Vance crushed out his
cigarette. "And what was the object of this dignified, middle-aged
gentleman's call? Did he ask to speak to me or give you his
name?"
A worried look came into Currie's eyes
as he shook head.
"No, sir. That's the strange part of
it. He said he did not wish to speak to you personally, and he
would not tell me his name. But he asked me to give you a message.
He was very precise about it and made me write it down word for
word and then repeat it. And the moment I had done so he hung up
the receiver." Currie stepped forward. "Here's the message, sir."
And he held out one of the small memorandum sheets Vance always
kept at his telephone.
Vance took it and nodded a dismissal.
Then he adjusted his monocle and held the slip of paper under the
light of the table lamp. Markham and I both watched him closely,
for the incident was unusual, to say the least. After a hasty
reading of the paper he gazed off into space, and a clouded look
came into his eyes. He read the message again, with more care, and
sank back into his chair.
"My word!" he murmured. "Most
extr'ordin'ry. It's quite intelligible, however, don't y' know. But
I'm dashed if I can see the connection..."
Markham was annoyed. "Is it a secret?"
he asked testily. "Or are you merely in one of your Delphic-oracle
moods?"
Vance glanced toward him
contritely.
"Forgive me, Markham. My mind
automatically went off on a train of thought. Sorry—really." He
held the paper again under the light. "This is the message that
Currie so meticulously took down: 'There is a most disturbing
psychological tension at Professor Ephraim Garden's apartment,
which resists diagnosis. Read up on radioactive sodium. See Book XI
of the Aeneid, line 875. Equanimity is
essential.'...Curious—eh, what?"
"It sounds a little crazy to me,"
Markham grunted. "Are you troubled much with cranks?"
"Oh, this is no crank," Vance assured
him. "It's puzzlin', I admit; but it's quite lucid."
Markham sniffed skeptically.
"What, in the name of Heaven, have a
professor and sodium and the Aeneid to
do with one another?"
Vance was frowning as he reached into
the humidor for one of his beloved Régie cigarettes with a deliberation which
indicated a mental tension. Slowly he lighted the cigarette. After
a deep inhalation he answered.
"Ephraim Garden, of whom you surely
must have heard from time to time, is one of the best-known men in
chemical research in this country. Just now, I believe, he's
professor of chemistry at Stuyvesant University— that could be
verified in Who's Who. But it doesn't
matter. His latest researches have been directed along the lines of
radioactive sodium. An amazin' discovery, Markham. Made by Doctor
Ernest 0. Lawrence, of the University of California, and two of his
colleagues there, Doctors Henderson and McMillan. This new
radioactive sodium has opened up new fields of research in cancer
therapy—indeed, it may prove some day to be the long-looked-for
cure for cancer. The new gamma radiation of this sodium is more
penetrating than any ever before obtained. On the other hand,
radium and radioactive substances can be very dangerous if diffused
into the normal tissues of the body and through the blood stream.
The chief difficulty in the treatment of cancerous tissue by
radiation is to find a selective carrier which will distribute the
radioactive substance in the tumor alone. But with the discovery of
radioactive sodium tremendous advances have been made; and it will
be but a matter of time when this new sodium will be perfected and
available in sufficient quantities for extensive
experimentation...."[3]
"That is all very fascinating,"
Markham commented sarcastically. "But what has it to do with you,
or with trouble in the Garden home? And what could it possibly have
to do with the Aeneid? They didn't have
radioactive sodium in the time of Aeneas."
"Markham old dear, I'm no Chaldean. I
haven't the groggiest notion wherein the situation concerns either
me or Aeneas, except that I happen to know the Garden family
slightly. But I've a vague feeling about that particular book of
the Aeneid. As I recall, it contains
one of the greatest descriptions of battle in all ancient
literature. But let's see..." Vance rose quickly and went to the
section of his book-shelves devoted to the classics, and, after a
few moments' search, took down a small red volume and began to
riffle the pages. He ran his eye swiftly down a page near the end
of the volume and after a minute's perusal came back to his chair
with the book, nodding his head comprehensively, as if in answer to
some question he had inwardly asked himself.
"The passage referred to, Markham," he
said after a moment, "is not exactly what I had in mind. But it may
be even more significant. It's the famous onomatopoeic Quadrupedumque putrem cursu quatit ungula
campum—meanin', more or less literally: 'And in their
galloping course the horsehoof shakes the crumbling plain.'"
Markham took the cigar from his mouth
and looked at Vance with undisguised annoyance.
"You're merely working up a mystery.
You'll be telling me next that the Trojans had something to do with
this professor of chemistry and his radioactive sodium."
"No. Oh, no." Vance was in an
unusually serious mood. "Not the Trojans. But the galloping horses
perhaps."
Markham snorted. "That may make sense
to you."
"Not altogether," returned Vance,
critically contemplating the end of his cigarette. "There is,
nevertheless, the vague outline of a pattern here. You see, young
Floyd Garden, the professor's only offspring, and his cousin, a
puny chap named Woode Swift—he's quite an intimate member of the
Garden household, I believe—are addicted to the ponies. Quite a
prevalent disease, by the way, Markham. They're both interested in
sports in general—probably the normal reaction to their
professorial and ecclesiastical forebears: young Swift's father,
who has now gone to his Maker, was a D.D. of sorts. I used to see
both young johnnies at Kinkaid's Casino occasionally. But the
galloping horses are their passion now. And they're the nucleus of
a group of young aristocrats who spend their afternoons mainly in
the futile attempt to guess which horses are going to come in first
at the various tracks."
"You know this Floyd Garden
well?"
Vance nodded. "Fairly well. He's a
member of the Far Meadows Club and I've often played polo with him.
He's a five-goaler and owns a couple of the best ponies in the
country. I tried to buy one of them from him once—but that's beside
the point.[4]
The fact is, young Garden has invited me on several occasions to
join him and his little group at the apartment when the out-of-town
races were on. It seems he has a direct loud-speaker service from
all the tracks, like many of the horse fanatics. The professor
disapproves, in a mild way, but he raises no serious objections
because Mrs. Garden is rather inclined to sit in and take her
chances on a horse now and then."
"Have you ever accepted his
invitation?" asked Markham.
"No," Vance told him. Then he glanced
up with a far-away look in his eyes. "But I think it might be an
excellent idea."
"Come, come, Vance!" protested
Markham. "Even if you see some cryptic relationship between the
disconnected items of this message you've just received, how, in
the name of Heaven, can you take it seriously?"
Vance drew deeply on his cigarette and
waited a moment before answering.
"You have overlooked one phrase in the
message: 'Equanimity is essential,'" he said at length. "One of the
great race-horses of today happens to be named Equanimity. He
belongs in the company of such immortals of the turf as Man o' War,
Exterminator, Gallant Fox, and Reigh Count.[5]
Furthermore, Equanimity is running in the Rivermont Handicap
tomorrow."
"Still I see no reason to take the
matter seriously," Markham objected.
Vance ignored the comment and added:
"Moreover, Doctor Miles Siefert[6]
told me at the club the other day that Mrs. Garden had been quite
ill for some time with a mysterious malady."
Markham shifted in his chair and broke
the ashes from his cigar.
"The affair gets more muddled by the
minute," he remarked irritably. "What's the connection between all
these commonplace data and that precious phone message of yours?"
He waved his hand contemptuously toward the paper which Vance still
held.
"I happen to know," Vance answered
slowly, "who sent me this message."
"Ah, yes?" Markham was obviously
skeptical.
"Quite. It was Doctor Siefert."
Markham showed a sudden
interest.
"Would you care to enlighten me as to
how you arrived at this conclusion?" he asked in a satirical
voice.
"It was not difficult," Vance
answered, rising and standing before the empty hearth, with one arm
resting on the mantel. "To begin with, I was not called to the
telephone personally. Why? Because it was some one who feared I
might recognize his voice. Ergo, it was some one I know. To
continue, the language of the message bears the earmarks of the
medical profession. 'Psychological tension' and 'resists diagnosis'
are not phrases ordinarily used by the layman, although they
consist of commonplace enough words. And there are two such
identifying phrases in the message—a fact which eliminates any
possibility of a coincidence. Take this example, for instance: the
word uneventful is certainly a word
used by every class of person; but when it is coupled with another
ordin'ry word, recovery, you can rest
pretty much assured that only a doctor would use the phrase. It has
a pertinent medical significance— it's a cliché of the medical profession...To go another
step: the message obviously assumes that I am more or less
acquainted with the Garden household and the race-track passion of
young Garden. Therefore, we get the result that the sender of the
message is a doctor whom I know and one who is aware of my
acquaintance with the Gardens. The only doctor who fulfills these
conditions, and who, incidentally, is middle-aged and cultured and
highly judicial—Currie's description, y' know,—is Miles Siefert.
And, added to this simple deduction, I happen to know that Siefert
is a Latin scholar—I once encountered him at the Latin Society
club-rooms. Another point in my favor is the fact that he is the
family physician of the Gardens and would have ample opportunity to
know about the galloping horses—and perhaps about Equanimity in
particular—in connection with the Garden household."
"That being the case," Markham
protested, "why don't you phone him and find out exactly what's
back of his cryptography?"
"My dear Markham—oh, my dear Markham!"
Vance strolled to the table and took up his temporarily forgotten
cognac glass. "Siefert would not only indignantly repudiate any
knowledge of the message, but would automatically become the first
obstacle in any bit of pryin' I might decide to do. The ethics of
the medical profession are most fantastic; and Siefert, as becomes
his unique position, is a fanatic on the subject. From the fact
that he communicated with me in this roundabout way I rather
suspect that some grotesque point of honor is involved. Perhaps his
conscience overcame him for the moment, and he temporarily relaxed
his adherence to what he considers his code of honor...No, no, that
course wouldn't do at all. I must ferret out the matter for
myself—as he undoubtedly wishes me to do."
"But what is this matter that you feel
called upon to ferret out?" persisted Markham. "Granting all you
say, I still don't see how you can regard the situation as in any
way serious."
"One never knows, does one?" drawled
Vance. "Still, I'm rather fond of the horses myself, don't
know."
Markham seemed to relax and fitted his
manner to Vance's change of mood.
"And what do you propose to do?" he
asked good-naturedly.
Vance sipped his cognac and then set
down the glass. He looked up whimsically.
"The Public Prosecutor of New
York—that noble defender of the rights of the common people—to wit:
the Honorable John F.-X. Markham—must grant me immunity and
protection before I'll consent to answer."
Markham's eyelids drooped a little as
he studied Vance. He was familiar with the serious import that
often lay beneath the other's most frivolous remarks.
"Are you planning to break the law?"
he asked.
Vance picked up the lotus-shaped
cognac glass again and twirled it gently between thumb and
forefinger.
"Oh, yes—quite," he admitted
nonchalantly. "Jailable offense, I believe."
Markham studied him for another
moment.
"All right," he said, without the
slightest trace of lightness. "I'll do what I can for you. What's
it to be?"
Vance took another sip of the
Napoléon.
"Well, Markham old dear," he
announced, with a half smile, "I'm going to the Gardens' penthouse
tomorrow afternoon and play the horses with the younger set."