(Sunday, May 19;
noon.)
When the patrol-wagon arrived and the
unhappy Burns was stepping into it, Vance smiled at him
encouragingly.
"Cheerio," he said; and then stood
watching the wagon as it drove off. As soon as it was out of sight
he summoned a taxicab and went at once to the District Attorney's
apartment.
"Really, Markham," he began, "Sergeant
Heath is far too logical. Ordin'rily I'd welcome such admirable
mentation; but in this case I must sue for your
intervention."
He then gave Markham a concise summary
of all the events that had taken place since we left his apartment
the night before; the trip to the mortuary and the promise to Mrs.
Allen; Heath's appropriation of the cigarette-case and his
all-night search for Burns; the interview with the befuddled young
man when he was found; and, finally, Heath's decision to hold Burns
until Doremus reported.
Markham listened attentively, but
without enthusiasm. "I think, all in all, Heath has done a fairly
intelligent piece of work. I can't see just where, or why, you want
me to intervene."
"Burns is innocent," asserted Vance.
"And I'm obdurate in my belief. Ergo, I want you to call the police
station and tell Heath to release him. In fact, Markham, I insist
upon it.—But I want the Sergeant to bring the chappie up here
first—if that's convenient for you. Y' see, I want him to
understand clearly that one condition of his freedom is absolute
silence, for the present, on the matter of the johnnie in the
morgue. That was our promise to Mrs. Allen, and Burns must
co-operate with us when he is released...Please hasten, old
dear."
"You know this Burns?" asked
Markham.
"I've seen him but twice. But I have
my whimsies, don't y' know."
"As good a euphemism as any for your
present unbalanced state of mind!... Just why do you want this
fellow released?"
"I'm enraptured with the wood-nymph,"
smiled Vance.
Markham drew his lips together in
annoyance.
"If I didn't know you, I'd
say——"
"Tut, tut!...Call Heath—there's a good
fellow."
Markham rose resignedly: he had known
Vance too long not to perceive the seriousness so often hid beneath
his bantering. Then he went toward the telephone.
"This is your case," he said, "—if it
is a case—and you can handle it any way you see fit. I have my own
troubles."
The Sergeant had just reached the
station when Markham called and gave orders in accord with Vance's
request.
Fifteen minutes later Heath escorted
Burns into the District Attorney's library. Vance carefully
outlined the circumstances to Burns, and exacted from him a
definite promise to make no mention of Philip Allen's death to
anyone, impressing upon him the situation with regard to Gracie
Allen herself.
George Burns, with unmistakable
sincerity, readily enough agreed to the restriction; and the
Sergeant informed him he was free to go.
When we were alone, however. Heath
began to fume.
"After all my work last night!" he
complained bitterly. "Runnin' down that cigarette-case; losing my
sleep and doing plenty of fancy work this morning; tying that guy
in bow-knots and getting him just where I wanted him!...And it was
all your idea, Mr. Vance. And now I find you something definite,
and what do you do? You have the baby turned loose!"
He chewed viciously on his cigar. "But
if you think I'm not going to keep that guy covered, you ain't so
smart, Mr. Vance. I sent Tracy up here ahead of me, and he's going
to tail Burns from the minute he steps out of this building."
"I rather expected you would do just
that, don't y' know." Vance shrugged pleasantly. "But please,
Sergeant, don't get an erroneous impression from my whim to free
the young perfume mixer. I shall put all my energy into unravellin'
the present tangle. And I shall await the Medical Examiner's report
all a-twitter...By the by, in the midst of your energetic
activities, did you learn anything about the autopsy?"
"Sure I did," said Heath. "I called up
Doc Doremus just before I left the station. He gave me hell, as
usual, but he said he'd get busy right after lunch, and that he'd
have the report tonight."
"Most gratifyin'," sighed Vance. "I
salute you, Sergeant, and beg forgiveness for upsettin' your
admirable but useless plan to deprive Mr. Burns of his liberty. I
do hope, y' know, it won't distract your mind from safeguardin' Mr.
Markham from the shadow of Pellinzi."
"Nothin's going to distract me from
worrying about the Buzzard and Mr. Markham," Heath asserted. "Don't
you worry! That office is being watched day and night; and there's
husky lads on hand to pluck that bird proper if he shows up."
The Sergeant left us a few minutes
later, and we accepted Markham's invitation to remain for
lunch.
It was almost three o'clock when Vance
and I returned to his apartment. Currie met us at the door, looking
highly perturbed.
"I'm horribly upset, sir," he said
sotto voce. "There's a most incredible young person here waiting to
see you. I tried most firmly to send her away, sir; but I couldn't
seem to make her understand. She was most determined and—and
hoydenish, sir." He took a quick backward glance. "I've been
watching her very carefully, and I'm sure she has touched nothing.
I do hope, sir——"
"You're forgiven, Currie." Vance broke
into the distracted old man's apologies, and, handing him his hat
and stick, went directly into the library.
Gracie Allen was sitting in Vance's
large lounge chair, engulfed in the enormous tufted upholstery.
When she leaped up to greet Vance it was without her former
exuberance.
"Hello, Mr. Vance," she said solemnly.
"I bet you didn't expect to see me. And I bet you don't know where
I got your address. And the grouchy old man who met me at the door
didn't expect to see me either. But I didn't tell you how I got
your address. I got it the same way I got your name—right on your
card. Though I really don't feel like going down and getting that
new dress tomorrow. Maybe I won't go. That is, maybe I'll wait till
I know that nothing's happened to George..."
"I'm very glad you were so clever as
to find my address." Vance's tone was subdued. "And I'm delighted
you're still using the citron scent."
"Oh, yes!" She looked at him
gratefully. "You know, I didn't like it so much at first, but
now—somehow—I just love it! Isn't that funny? But I believe in
people changing their minds. Just sup—"
"Yes," nodded Vance, with a faint
smile. "Consistency is the hobgoblin——"
"But I don't believe in
hobgoblins—that is, I haven't since I was a little girl."
"No, of course not."
"And when I found out you lived so
close to me, I thought that was awfully convenient, because I just
had to ask you a lot of important questions." She looked up at
Vance as if to see how he would react to this announcement. "And
oh, I discovered something else about you! You have five letters in
your name—just like me and George. It's Fate, isn't it? If you had
six letters maybe I wouldn't have come. But now I know everything
is going to come out all right, isn't it?"
"Yes, my dear," nodded Vance. "I'm
sure it will."
She released her breath suddenly, as
if some controversial point had successfully been disposed of. "And
now I want you to tell me exactly why those policemen took George
away. I'm really frightfully worried and upset, although George
phoned me he was all right."
Vance sat down facing the girl. "You
really need not be concerned about Mr. Burns," he began. "The men
who took him away this morning foolishly thought there were some
suspicious circumst'nces connected with him. But everything will be
cleared up in a day or two. Please trust me."
There was complete confidence in her
frank gaze.
"But it must have been something very
serious that made those men come to my house this morning and upset
George so terribly."
"But," explained Vance, "they only
thought it was serious. The truth is, my dear, a man was found dead
last night at the Domdaniel, and——"
"But what could George have to do with
that, Mr. Vance?"
"Really, y' know, I'm certain he has
nothing to do with it."
"Then why did the men act so funny
about the cigarette-case I gave George? How did they get it,
anyhow?"
Vance hesitated several moments; then
he apparently reached a decision as to how far he should enlighten
the girl.
"As a matter of fact," he explained
patiently, "Mr. Burns' cigarette-case was found in the pocket of
the man who died."
"Oh! But George wouldn't give away
anything I bought for him."
"As I say, I think it was all a great
mistake." The girl looked at Vance long and searchingly. "But
suppose, Mr. Vance,—suppose this man didn't just die. Suppose he
was—well—suppose he was killed, like you said you killed that bad
man in Riverdale yesterday. And suppose George's cigarette-case was
found in his pocket. And suppose—oh, lots of things like that. I've
read in the papers how policemen sometimes think that somebody is
killed by innocent people, and how——" She stopped abruptly and put
her hands to her mouth in horror.
Vance leaned over and put his hand on
her arm. "Please, please, my dear child!" he said. "You're
beginning to believe in hobgoblins again. And you mustn't. They're
such ridiculous little imps; and they don't really exist. Nothing
is going to happen to Mr. Burns."
"But it might!" Her fears were but
slightly allayed. "Can't you see, it might! And you've got to be an
awfully, awfully good detective if anything like that should
happen." A frightened, pleading look was in her eyes. "I was
terribly worried this morning after George had gone. And do you
know what I did? I went up-town and talked with Delpha. I always go
to Delpha when I have any troubles—and sometimes even when I
haven't any. And she always says she's glad to see me, because she
likes to have me around. I guess it's because I'm so psychic. And
having psychic people around makes it easy for you to concentrate,
doesn't it?...She's got the queerest place, Delpha has. It makes
you feel spooky at first. She's got long black curtains hanging all
around, and you can't see any windows. And there's only one door;
and when the black curtains are pulled across it, you just feel as
though you were somewhere far away with only Delpha and the spirits
that tell her things."
She looked about her and shook herself
slightly.
"And then, Delpha has great big
pictures of hands on the curtains, with lots of lines on them. And
funny signs, too—Delpha calls them symbols. And there's a big glass
ball on a table, and a little one. And maps of the stars, with
funny words around them which mean something in case you're a crab
or a fish or a goat, or things like that."
"And what did Delpha tell you?" Vance
asked with kindly interest.
"Oh! I didn't tell you, did I?" The
girl's face brightened. "She was very mystical, and she seemed
terribly surprised when I told her about George. She asked me the
funniest questions: all about the men that came to the house, and
about the cigarette-case—you know, like she was trying to draw me
out. I guess she was trying to read my mind because it was
vibrating. And Delpha always says it's a great help to her when
anybody is in tune. Anyhow, she said that nothing was going to
happen to George—just like you say, Mr. Vance. Only, she said I
must help him..."
She looked at Vance eagerly.
"You'll let me help you get George out
of trouble, won't you? Mother said you told her you were going to
do everything you could. I know I can be a sort of detective, if
you tell me how. You see, I've simply got to help George."
Vance, puzzled and disturbed by the
girl's genuine appeal, rose thoughtfully and walked to the window.
Finally he returned to his chair and sat down again.
"So you want to be a detective!" he
said cheerfully. "I think that's an excellent idea. And I'm going
to give you all the help I can. We'll work together; you shall be
my assistant, so to speak. But you must keep very busy at it. And
you mustn't let anyone suspect that you're doing detective
work—that's the first rule."
"Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Vance! Just
like in a story." The girl's spirits immediately rose. "But now
tell me what I must do to be a detective."
"Very well," began Vance. "Let me
see...First, of course, you must make note of anything that will be
helpful. Footprints in suspicious places are a good starting-point.
If people walk on soft earth, they naturally leave their tracks;
and then, by measuring these tracks you can tell what size shoes
they were wearing..."
"But suppose they were wearing another
size shoe, just to fool us?"
Vance smiled admiringly.
"That, my child," he said, "is a very
wise observation. People have been known to do that very thing.
However, I do not think we need be concerned with that question
just yet...To go on, you should always look at desk-blotters for
clues. Blotted writing can generally be read by holding it up to a
mirror."
He demonstrated this point for her,
and she was as fascinated as a child watching a magician.
"And then, y' know, cigarettes are
very important. Should you find the butt of a cigarette, you might
be able to tell who had smoked it. You would start by looking for a
person who smoked that brand. And sometimes the tip of the
cigarette will give the smoker away. If there is rouge on it, then
you know it was smoked by a lady who used lip-stick."
"Oh!" The girl suddenly looked
crestfallen. "Maybe if I had looked carefully at the cigarette that
burned my dress yesterday, I might have been able to tell who threw
it."
"Possibly," Vance returned gaily. "But
there are many other ways of verifying your suspicions about
people. For instance, if someone had gone to commit a crime in a
house where there was a watch-dog, and you knew that the dog had
not barked at him, then you could conclude that the intruder was a
friend of the dog. Dogs, y' know, do not bark at a friend."
"But suppose," the girl interposed,
"the people kept a cat instead of a dog. Or maybe a canary. What do
you do then?"
Vance could not help smiling.
"In that case, you'd have to look for
other things to identify the culprit..."
"That's where the footprints would
come in handy, isn't it?...But lots of people wear the same size
shoes. My shoes fit mother perfectly. And, what's more, her shoes
fit me."
"There are still other ways——"
"I know one!" she broke in
triumphantly. "What about perfume? For instance, if we found a
lady's handbag, and it smelled like Frangipanni, then we'd look for
a lady who used Frangipanni—not one who used Gardenia...But I
wouldn't be very good at that. Would you? I'm always getting scents
mixed up. It makes George just furious. But he would be simply
wonderful at smelling. He can tell any kind of perfume right away,
and what it comes from, too, and all about it—even when I don't
smell anything at all. He just has a sort of gift—like when he
smelled his cigarette-case this morning...But please go on, Mr.
Vance."
Vance did go on, for more than half an
hour, carefully impressing upon her the things he knew would
interest her. There was no possible doubt of his sympathetic
understanding when, as the girl was about to go, he rang for Currie
and gave him explicit instructions.
"This young lady, Currie," he said,
"is to be received whenever she calls here. If I am out and she
should care to wait, you are to make her welcome and
comfortable."
When Miss Allen had gone, Vance said
to me: "The feeling of having something to lean on, as it were,
will do the child a world of good at present. She's really most
unhappy, and not a little frightened. Her imagined new occupation
should prove a much-needed tempor'ry tonic... Y' know, Van, I have
a suspicion I'm growing a bit sentimental as the years go by.
Mellowin' with age—same like the grapes of France."
And he sipped his brandy slowly.