(Thursday, October 11; 8.45
a.m.)
It was exactly three months after the
startling termination of the Scarab murder case[1]
that Philo Vance was drawn into the subtlest and the most
perplexing of all the criminal problems that came his way during
the four years of John F.-X. Markham's incumbency as District
Attorney of New York County.
Indeed, so mystifying was this case,
so apparently inexplicable were its conflicting elements, that the
police were for adding it to their list of unsolved murder
mysteries. And they would have been justified in their decision;
for rarely in the annals of modern crime has there been a case that
seemed to reverse so completely the rational laws by which humanity
lives and reasons. In the words of the doughty and practical
Sergeant Ernest Heath of the Homicide Bureau, the case "didn't make
sense." On the surface it smacked of strange and terrifying magic,
of witch-doctors and miracle-workers; and every line of
investigation ran into a blank wall.
In fact, the case had every outward
appearance of being what arm-chair criminologists delight in
calling the perfect crime. And, to make the plotting of the
murderer even more mystifying, a diabolical concatenation of
circumstances was superimposed upon the events by some whimsical
and perverse god, which tended to strengthen every weak link in the
culprit's chain of ratiocination, and to turn the entire bloody
affair into a maze of incomprehensibility.
Curiously enough, however, it was the
very excess of ardor on the part of the murderer when attempting to
divert suspicion, that created a minute hole in the wall of
mystery, through which Vance was able to see a glimmer of light. In
the process of following that light to the truth, Vance did what I
believe was the shrewdest and profoundest detective work of his
career. It was his peculiar knowledge of special and out-of-the-way
facts, combined with his almost uncanny perception of human nature,
that made it possible for him to seize upon apparently unimportant
clues and resolve them into a devastating syllogism.
Vance for years had been a breeder of
Scottish terriers. His kennels were in New Jersey, an hour's ride
from New York, and he spent much of his time there studying
pedigrees, breeding for certain characteristics which he believed
essential to the ideal terrier, and watching the results of his
theories. Sometimes I think he manifested a greater enthusiasm in
his dogs than in any other recreative phase of his life; and the
only time I have seen evidences of a thrill in his eyes comparable
to that when he had unearthed and acquired a magnificent Cézanne
water-color or discovered a rare piece of Chinese ceremonial jade
in a mass of opaque modern recuttings, was when one of his dogs
went up to Winners.
I mention this fact—or idiosyncrasy,
if you prefer—because it so happened that Vance's ability to look
at a certain stray Scottish terrier and recognize its blood-lines
and show qualities, was what led him to one phase of the truth in
the remarkable case which I am now recording.
That which led Vance to another
important phase of the truth was his knowledge of Chinese ceramics.
He possessed, in his home in East 38th Street, a small but
remarkable collection of Chinese antiquities—museum pieces he had
acquired in his extensive travels—and had written various articles
for Oriental and art journals on the subject of Sung and Ming
monochrome porcelains.
Scotties and Chinese ceramics! A truly
unusual combination. And yet, without a knowledge of these two
antipodal interests, the mysterious murder of Archer Coe, in his
old brownstone house in West 71st Street, would have remained a
closed book for all time.
The opening of the case was rather
tame: it promised little in the line of sensationalism. But within
an hour of the telephone call Markham received from the Coe butler,
the District Attorney's office and the New York Police Department
were plunged into one of the most astounding and baffling murder
mysteries of our day.
It was shortly after half-past eight
on the morning of October 11, that Vance's door-bell rang; and
Currie, his old English valet and majordomo, ushered Markham into
the library. I was temporarily installed in Vance's duplex
roof-garden apartment at the time. There was much legal and
financial work to be done—an accumulation of months, for Vance had
insisted that I accompany him on the Mediterranean cruise he took
immediately after the solving of the Scarab murder. For years,
almost since our Harvard days, I had been Vance's legal adviser and
monetary steward (a post which included as much of friendship as of
business) and his affairs kept me fairly busy—so busy, in fact,
that a two months' interregnum meant much overtime labor
afterwards.
On this particular autumn morning I
had risen at seven and was busily engaged with a mass of cancelled
checks and bank statements when Markham arrived.
"Go ahead with your chores, Van Dine,"
he said, with a perfunctory nod. "I'll rout out the sybarite
myself." He seemed a trifle perturbed as he disappeared into
Vance's bedroom, which was just off the library.
I heard him call Vance a bit
peremptorily, and I heard Vance give a dramatic groan.
"A murder, I presume," Vance
complained through a yawn. "Nothing less than gore would have led
your footsteps to my boudoir at this ungodly hour."
"Not a murder—" Markham began.
"Oh, I say! What time might it be,
then?"
"Eight forty-five," Markham told
him.
"So early—and not a murder!" (I could
hear Vance's feet hit the floor.) "You interest me strangely. . . .
Your wedding morn perhaps?"
"Archer Coe has committed suicide,"
Markham announced, not without irritation.
"My word!" Vance was now moving about.
"That's even stranger than a murder. I crave elucidation. . . .
Come, let's sit down while I sip my coffee."
Markham re-entered the library,
followed by Vance clad in sandals and an elaborate Mandarin robe.
Vance rang for Currie and ordered Turkish coffee, at the same time
settling himself in a large Queen Anne chair and lighting one of
his favorite Régie cigarettes.
Markham did not sit down. He stood
near the mantelpiece, regarding his host with narrowed, inquisitive
eyes.
"What did you mean, Vance," he asked,
"by Coe's suicide being stranger than murder?"
"Nothing esoteric, old thing," Vance
drawled languidly. "Simply that there would be nothing particularly
remarkable in any one's pushing old Archer into the Beyond. He's
been inviting violence all his life. Not a sweet and love-inspiring
chappie, don't y' know. But there's something deuced remarkable in
the fact that he should push himself over the border. He's not the
suicidal type—far too egocentric."
"I think you're right. And that idea
was probably in the back of my head when I told the butler to hold
everything till I got there."
Currie entered with the coffee, and
Vance sipped the black, cloudy liquid for a moment. At length he
said:
"Do tell me more. Why should you be
notified at all? And what did the butler pour into your ear over
the phone? And why are you here curtailing my slumbers? Why
everything? Why anything? Just why? Can't you see I'm bursting with
uncontrollable curiosity?" And Vance yawned and closed his
eyes.
"I'm on my way to Coe's house."
Markham was annoyed at the other's attitude of indifference.
"Thought maybe you'd like to—what's your favorite word?—'toddle'
along." This was said with sarcasm.
"Toddle," Vance repeated. "Quite. But
why toddle blindly? Do be magnanimous and enlighten me. The corpse
won't run away, even if we are a bit latish."
Markham hesitated, and shrugged.
Obviously he was uneasy, and obviously he wanted Vance to accompany
him. As he had admitted, something was in the back of his
head.
"Very well," he acquiesced. "Shortly
after eight this morning Coe's butler—the obsequious Gamble—phoned
me at my home. He was in a state of nerves, and his voice was husky
with fear. He informed me, with many hems and haws, that Archer Coe
had shot himself, and asked me if I would come to the house at
once. My first instinct was to tell him to notify the police; but,
for some reason, I checked myself and asked him why he had called
me. He said that Mr. Raymond Wrede had so advised him—"
"Ah!"
"It seems he had first called
Wrede—who, as you know, is an intimate family friend—and that Wrede
had immediately come to the house."
"And Wrede said 'get Mr. Markham.'"
Vance drew deep on his cigarette. "Something dodging about in the
recesses of Wrede's brain, too, no doubt. . . . Well, any
more?"
"Only that the body was bolted in
Coe's bedroom."
"Bolted on the inside?"
"Exactly."
"Amazin'!"
"Gamble brought up Coe's breakfast at
eight as usual, but received no answer to his knocking. . .
."
"So he peeped through the keyhole—yes,
yes, butlers always do. Some day, Markham, I shall, in a moment of
leisure, invent a keyhole that can't be seen through by butlers.
Have you ever stopped to think how much of the world's disturbance
is caused by butlers being able to see through keyholes?"
"No, Vance, I never have," returned
Markham wearily. "My brain is inadequate—I'll leave that
speculation to you. . . . Nevertheless, because of your dalliance
in the matter of inventing opaque keyholes, Gamble saw Coe seated
in his armchair, a revolver in his hand, and a bullet wound in his
right temple. . . ."
"And, I'll warrant, Gamble added that
his master's face was deathly pale—eh, what?"
"He did."
"But what about Brisbane Coe? Why did
Gamble call Wrede when Archer's brother was in the house?"
"Brisbane Coe didn't happen to be in
the house. He's at present in Chicago."
"Ah! Most convenient. . . . So when
Wrede arrived he advised Gamble to phone direct to you, knowing
that you knew Coe. Is that it?"
"As far as I can make out."
"And you, knowing that I had visited
Coe on various occasions, thought you'd pick me up and make it a
conclave of acquaintances."
"Do you want to come?" demanded
Markham, with a trace of anger.
"Oh, by all means," Vance replied
dulcetly. "But, really, y' know, I can't go in these togs." He rose
and started towards the bedroom. "I'll hop into appropriate
integuments." As he reached the door he stopped. "And I'll tell you
why your invitation enthralls me. I had an appointment with Archer
Coe for three this afternoon to look at a pair of peach-bloom vases
fourteen inches high he had recently acquired. And, Markham, a
collector who has just acquired a pair of peach-bloom vases of that
size doesn't commit suicide the next day."
With this remark Vance disappeared,
and Markham stood, his hands behind him, looking at the bedroom
door with a deep frown. Presently he lighted a cigar and began
pacing back and forth.
"I shouldn't wonder if Vance were
right," he mumbled, as if to himself. "He's put my subconscious
thought into words."
A few minutes later Vance emerged,
dressed for the street.
"Awfully thoughtful of you, and all
that, to pick me up," he said, smiling jauntily at Markham.
"There's something positively fascinatin' about the possibilities
of this affair. . . . And by the by, Markham, it might be
convenient to have the pugnacious Sergeant[2]
on hand."
"So it might," agreed Markham drily,
putting on his hat. "Thanks for the suggestion. But I've already
notified him. He's on his way uptown now."
Vance's eyebrows went up
whimsically.
"Oh, pardon! . . . Well, let's grope
our way hence."
We entered Markham's car, which was
waiting outside, and were driven rapidly up Madison Avenue. We cut
through Central Park to the West Side, came out at the 72nd-Street
entrance, and went for a block against traffic on Central Park
West. Turning into 71st Street, we drew up at No. 98.
The Coe house was an old brownstone
mansion of double frontage occupying two city lots, built in a day
when dignity and comfort were among the ideals of New York
architects. The house was uniform with the other residences in the
block, with the exception that most of the houses were single
structures with only a twenty-foot frontage. The basements were
three or four feet below the street level and opened on a sunken,
paved areaway. Flights of stone stairs, with wide stone
balustrades, led to the first floors, each house being entered
through a conventional vestibule.
As we ascended the steps of the Coe
house the door was opened for us before we had time to pull the
old-fashioned brass bell-knob; and the flushed face of Gamble
looked out at us cringingly. The butler made a series of suave bows
as he pulled the heavy oak door ajar for us to enter.
"Thank you for coming, Mr. Markham."
His voice reeked of oily subservience. "It's very terrible, sir.
And I really didn't know just what I should do—"
Markham brushed the man aside and we
stepped into the dimly lighted hallway. A heavy deep-napped carpet
covered the entire hall, and several dingy oil paintings made
enormous black squares against the dark tapestry on the walls.
Ahead of us a broad flight of carpeted stairs led upward into a
vault of darkness. On the right hung a pair of deep maroon
portières evidently veiling double sliding doors. To the left were
other portières; but these were drawn back, and we could look
through the open doors into a stuffy drawing-room, filled with all
manner of heavy ancient furniture.

Two men came forward from this room to
greet us. The one in advance I recognized immediately as Raymond
Wrede. I had met him several times at the Coe home when I had
accompanied Vance there to inspect some particular "find" in
Chinese pottery or bronzes, which Archer Coe had made. Wrede, I
knew, was a close friend of the Coe family, and particularly of
Hilda Lake, Archer Coe's niece. He was a studious man in his late
thirties, slightly gray, with an ascetic, calm face of the
chevaline type. He was mildly interested in Oriental
ceramics—probably as a result of his long association with
Coe—though his particular fancy was ancient oil lamps; and he owned
a collection of rare specimens for which (I have been told) the
Metropolitan Museum of Art had offered him a small fortune.
As he greeted us this morning, there
was a look bordering on bewilderment in his wide-set, gray
eyes.
He bowed formally to Markham, whom he
knew slightly; nodded perfunctorily to me; and extended his hand to
Vance. Then, as if suddenly remembering something, he turned toward
the man behind him, and made a brief presentation, which in reality
was an explanation.
"Signor Grassi.[3].
. . Mr. Grassi has been a house guest of Mr. Coe's for several
days. He represents an Italian museum of Oriental antiquities at
Milan."
Grassi bowed very low, but said
nothing. He was considerably shorter than Wrede, slim, immaculately
dressed, with shiny black hair brushed straight back from his
forehead, and a complexion whose unusual pallor was accentuated by
large luminous eyes. His features were regular, and his lips full
and shapely. His manicured hands moved with an almost feline grace.
My first impression was that he was effeminate, but before many
days had passed I radically changed my opinion.
Markham wasted no time on ceremony. He
turned abruptly to Gamble.
"Just what is the situation? A police
sergeant and the Medical Examiner will be here any moment."
"Only what I told you on the
telephone, sir." The man, beneath his obsequious manner, was
patently frightened. "When I saw the master through the keyhole I
knew he was dead—it was quite unnerving, sir—and my first impulse
was to break in the door. But I thought it best to seek advice
before taking such a responsibility. And, as Mr. Brisbane Coe was
in Chicago, I phoned to Mr. Wrede and begged him to come over
immediately. Mr. Wrede was good enough to come, and after looking
at the master he suggested that I call you, sir, before doing
anything else—"
"It was obvious"—Wrede took up the
story—"that poor Coe was dead, and I thought it best to leave
everything intact for the authorities. I didn't want to insist on
having the door broken in."
Vance was watching the man
closely.
"But what harm could that have done?"
he asked mildly. "Since the door was bolted on the inside, suicide
was rather plainly indicated—eh, what?"
"Perhaps you are right, Mr. Vance."
Wrede appeared ill at ease. "But—somehow—my instinct told me that
it might be best—"
"Quite—quite." Vance took out his
cigarette-case. "You, too, were sceptical—despite the
appearances."
Wrede gave a start, and stared fixedly
at Vance.
"Coe," Vance continued, "wasn't
exactly the suicidal type—was he?"
"No-o." Wrede's eyes did not
shift.
Vance lighted a cigarette.
"My own feeling is you acted quite
wisely."
"Come!" Markham turned toward the
stairs and made a peremptory gesture to Gamble. "Lead the
way."
The butler turned and mounted the
stairs. Markham, Vance and I followed, but Wrede and Grassi
remained below. At the head of the stairs Gamble fumbled along the
wall and pressed an electric switch-button. A light flooded the
upper hallway. Directly ahead of us was a wide door, ivory
enamelled. Gamble stood by the switch and, without a word,
indicated the door.
Markham came forward, tried the knob,
and shook it. Then he knelt down and looked through the keyhole.
When he rose his face was grim.
"It looks as if our suspicions were
unfounded," he said in a low voice. "Coe is sitting in his chair, a
black hole in his right temple, and his hand is still clutching a
revolver. The electric lights are on. . . . Look, Vance."
Vance was gazing at an etching on the
wall at the head of the stairs.
"I'll take your word for it, Markham,"
he drawled. "Really, y' know, it doesn't sound like a pretty sight.
And I'll see it infinitely better when we've forced an entry. . . .
I say! Here's an early Marin. Rather sensitive. Same feeling for
delicate composition we find in his later water-colors. . .
."
At this moment the front door bell
rang violently, and Gamble hastened down the stairs. As he drew the
door back, Sergeant Ernest Heath and Detective Hennessey burst into
the lower hallway.
"This way, Sergeant," Markham
called.
Heath and Hennessey came noisily up
the stairs.
"Good morning, sir." The Sergeant
waved a friendly hand to Markham. Then he cocked an eye at Vance.
"I mighta known you'd be here. The world's champeen
trouble-shooter!" He grinned good-naturedly, and there was genuine
affection in his tone.
"Come, Sergeant," Markham ordered.
"There's a dead man in this room, and the door's bolted on the
inside. Break it open."
Heath, without a word, hurled himself
against the crosspiece of the door just above the knob, but without
result. A second time his shoulder crashed against the
crosspiece.
"Give me a hand, Hennessey," he said.
"That's a bolt—no foolin'. Hard wood."
The two men threw their combined
weight against the door, and now there was a sound of tearing wood
as the bolt's screws were loosened.
During the process of battering in the
door, Wrede and Grassi mounted the stairs, followed by Gamble, and
stood directly behind Markham and Vance.
Two more terrific thrusts by Heath and
Hennessey, and the heavy door swung inward, revealing the death
chamber.