(Saturday, July 14, 11
P.M.)
"I say, Sergeant! Don't be rash."
Despite the drawling quality of Vance's tone Heath halted abruptly.
"If I were you I'd take a bit of legal advice from Mr. Markham
before arresting the doctor."
"Legal advice be damned!"
"Oh, quite. In principle I agree with
you. But there's no need to be temerarious about these little
matters. Caution is always good."
Markham, who was standing beside
Vance, lifted his head.
"Sit down, Sergeant," he ordered. "We
can't arrest a man on theory." He walked to the fireplace and back.
"This thing has to be thought out. There's no evidence against
Bliss. We couldn't hold him an hour if a clever lawyer got busy on
the case."
"And Bliss knows it," said
Vance.
"But he killed Kyle!" Heath
expostulated.
"Granted." Markham sat down beside the
table and rested his chin in his hands. "But I've nothing tangible
to present to a grand jury. And, as Mr. Vance says, even if
Scarlett should recover I'd have only an assault charge against
Bliss."
"What wallops me, sir," moaned Heath,
"is how a guy can commit murder almost before our very eyes, and
get away with it. It ain't reasonable."
"Ah, but there's little that's
reasonable in this fantastic and ironical world, Sergeant,"
remarked Vance.
"Well, anyhow," returned Heath, "I'd
arrest that bird in a minute and take my chances at making the
charge stick."
"I feel the same way," Markham said.
"But no matter how convinced we are of the truth, we must be able
to produce conclusive evidence. And this fiend has covered all the
evidence so cleverly that any jury in the country would acquit him,
even if we could hold him for trial—which is highly dubious."
Vance sighed and looked up.
"The law!" He spoke with unusual
fervor. "And the rooms in which this law is put on public
exhibition are called courts of justice. Justice!—oh, my
precious aunt! Summum jus, summa
injuria. How can there be justice, or even intelligence, in
echolalia? . . . Here we three are—a District Attorney; a Sergeant
of the Homicide Bureau; and a lover of Brahms' B-flat piano
concerto—with a known murderer within fifty feet of us; and we're
helpless! Why? Because this elaborate invention of imbeciles,
called the law, has failed to provide for the extermination of a
dangerous and despicable criminal, who not only murdered his
benefactor in cold blood, but attempted to kill another decent man,
and then endeavored to saddle an innocent third man with both
crimes so that he could continue digging up ancient and venerated
corpses! . . . No wonder Hani detests him. At heart Bliss is a
ghoul; and Hani is an honorable and intelligent man."
"I admit the law is imperfect,"
Markham interrupted tartly. "But your dissertation is hardly
helpful. We're confronted with a terrible problem, and a way must
be found to handle it."
Vance still stood before the table,
his eyes fixed on the door.
"But your law will never solve it," he
said. "You can't convict Bliss; you don't even dare arrest him. He
could make you the laughing-stock of the country if you tried it.
And furthermore, he'd become a sort of persecuted hero who had been
hounded by an incompetent and befuddled police, who had unjustly
pounced on him in a moment of groggy desperation in order to save
their more or less classic features."
Vance took a deep draw on his
cigarette.
"Markham old dear, I'm inclined to
think the gods of ancient Egypt were more intelligent than Solon,
Justinian, and all the other law-givers combined. Hani was spoofing
about the vengeance of Sakhmet; but, after all, that solar-disked
lady would be just as effective as your silly statutes.
Mythological ideas are largely nonsense; but are they more
nonsensical than the absurdities of present-day law? . . ."
"For God's sake, be still." Markham
was irritable.
Vance looked at him in troubled
concern.
"Your hands are tied by the
technicalities of a legalistic system; and, as a result, a creature
like Bliss is to be turned loose on the world. Moreover, a harmless
chap like Salveter is to be put under suspicion and ruined. Also,
Meryt-Amen—a courageous lady—"
"I realize all that." Markham raised
himself, an agonized look on his face. "And yet, Vance, there's not
one piece of convincing evidence against Bliss."
"Most distressin'. Your only hope
seems to be that the eminent doctor will meet with a sudden and
fatal accident. Such things do happen, don't y' know."
Vance smoked for a moment.
"If only Hani's gods had the
supernatural power attributed to them!" he sighed. "How deuced
simple! And really, Anûbis hasn't shown up at all well in this
affair. He's been excruciatingly lazy. As the god of the
underworld—"
"That's enough!" Markham rose. "Have a
little sense of propriety. Being an aesthete without
responsibilities is no doubt delightful, but the world's work must
go on. . . ."
"Oh, by all means." Vance seemed
wholly indifferent to the other's outburst. "I say, you might draw
up a new law altering the existing rules of evidence, and present
it to the legislature. The only difficulty would be that, by the
time those intellectual Sandows got through debating and appointing
committees, you and I and the Sergeant and Bliss would have passed
forever down the dim corridors of time."
Markham slowly turned toward Vance.
His eyes were mere slits.
"What's behind this childish
garrulity?" he demanded. "You've got something on your mind."
Vance seated himself on the edge of
the table and, putting out his cigarette, thrust his hands deep
into his pockets.
"Markham," he said, with serious
deliberation, "you know, as well as I, that Bliss is outside the
law, and that there's no human way to convict him. The only means
by which he can be brought to book is trickery."
"Trickery?" Markham was momentarily
indignant.
"Oh, nothing reprehensible," Vance
answered lightly, taking out another cigarette. "Consider, Markham.
. . ." And he launched out into a detailed recapitulation of the
case. I could not understand the object of his wordy repetitions,
for they seemed to have little bearing on the crucial point at
issue. And Markham, also, was puzzled. Several times he attempted
to interrupt, but Vance held up his hand imperatively and continued
with his résumé.
After ten minutes Markham refused to
be silenced.
"Come to the point, Vance," he said
somewhat angrily. "You've gone over all this before. Have you—or
haven't you—any suggestion?"
"Yes, I have a suggestion." Vance
spoke earnestly. "It's a psychological experiment; and there is a
chance that it'll prove effective. I believe that if Bliss were
confronted suddenly with what we know, and if a little forceful
chicanery were used on him, he might be surprised into an admission
that would give you a hold on him. He doesn't know we found
Scarlett in the sarcophagus, and we might pretend that we have got
an incriminatin' statement from the poor chap. We might go so far
as to tell him that Mrs. Bliss is thoroughly convinced of the
truth; for if he believes that his plot has failed and that there
is no hope of his continuing his excavations, he may even confess
everything. Bliss is a colossal egoist, and, if cornered, might
blurt out the truth and boast of his cleverness. And you must admit
that your one chance of shipping the old codger to the executioner
lies in a confession."
"Chief, couldn't we arrest the guy on
the evidence he planted against himself?" Heath asked irritably.
"There was that scarab pin, and the bloody foot-marks and the
finger-prints—"
"No, no, Sergeant." Markham was
impatient. "He has covered himself at every point. And the moment
we arrested him he'd turn on Salveter. All we'd achieve would be
the ruination of an innocent man and the unhappiness of Mrs.
Bliss."
Heath capitulated.
"Yeah, I can see that," he said
sourly, after a moment. "But this situation slays me. I've known
some clever crooks in my day; but this bird Bliss has 'em all beat
. . . . Why not take Mr. Vance's suggestion?"
Markham halted in his nervous pacing,
and set his jaw.
"I guess we'll have to." He fixed his
gaze on Vance. "But don't handle him with silk gloves."
"Really, now, I never wear 'em.
Chamois, yes—on certain occasions. And in winter I'm partial to
pigskin and reindeer. But silk! Oh, my word! . . ."
He went to the folding door and threw
it open. Hani stood just outside in the hall, with folded arms, a
silent, watchful sentinel.
"Has the doctor left the study?" Vance
asked.
"No, effendi." Hani's eyes looked straight ahead.
"Good!" Vance started down the hall.
"Come, Markham. Let's see what a bit of extra-legal persuasion will
do."
Markham and Heath and I followed him.
He did not knock on the study door, but threw it open
unceremoniously.
"Oh, I say! Something's amiss."
Vance's comment came simultaneously with our realization that the
study was empty. "Dashed queer." He went to the steel door leading
to the spiral stairs, and opened it. "No doubt the doctor is
communin' with his treasures." He passed through the door and
descended the steps, the rest of us trailing along.
Vance drew up at the foot of the
stairs and put his hand to his forehead.
"We'll never interview Bliss again in
this world," he said in a low voice.
There was no need for him to explain.
In the corner opposite, in almost the exact place where we had
found Kyle's body the preceding day, Bliss lay sprawled face
downward in a pool of blood. Across the back of his crushed skull
stretched the life-sized statue of Anûbis. The heavy figure of the
underworld god had apparently fallen on him as he leaned over his
precious items in the cabinet before which he had murdered Kyle.
The coincidence was so staggering that none of us was able to speak
for several moments. We stood, in a kind of paralyzed awe, looking
down on the body of the great Egyptologist.
Markham was the first to break the
silence.
"It's incredible!" His voice was
strained and unnatural. "There's a divine retribution in
this."
"Oh, doubtless." Vance moved to the
feet of the statue and bent over. "However, I don't go in for
mysticism myself. I'm an empiricist—same like Weininger said the
English are."[34]
He adjusted his monocle. "Ah! . . . Sorry to disappoint you, and
all that. But there's nothing supernatural about the demise of the
doctor. Behold, Markham, the broken ankles of Anûbis. . . . The
situation is quite obvious. While the doctor was leaning over his
treasure, he jarred the statue in some way, and it toppled over on
him."
We all bent forward. The heavy base of
the statue of Anûbis stood where it had been when we first saw it;
but the figure, from the ankles up, had broken off.
"You see," Vance was saying, pointing
to the base, "the ankles are very slender, and the statue is made
of limestone—a rather fragile substance. The ankles no doubt were
cracked in shipping, and the tremendous weight of the body weakened
the flaw."
Heath inspected the statue
closely.
"That's what happened, all right," he
remarked, straightening up. . . ." I ain't had many breaks in my
life, Chief," he added to Markham with feigned jauntiness; "but I
never want a better one than this. Mr. Vance mighta lured the doc
into a confession—and he mighta failed. Now we got nothing to worry
about."
"Quite true." Markham nodded vaguely.
He was still under the influence of the astounding change in the
situation. "I'm leaving you in charge, Sergeant. You'd better call
the local ambulance and get the Medical Examiner. Phone me at home
as soon as the routine work is finished. I'll take care of the
reporters in the morning. . . . The case is on the shelf, thank
God!"
He stood for some time, his eyes fixed
on the body. He looked almost haggard, but I knew a great weight
had been taken off of his mind by Bliss's unexpected death.
"I'll attend to everything, sir,"
Heath assured him. "But what about breaking the news to Mrs.
Bliss?"
"Hani will do that," said Vance. He
put his hand on Markham's arm. "Come along, old friend. You need
sleep. . . . Let's stagger round to my humble abode, and I'll give
you a brandy-and-soda. I still have some Napoléon-'48 left."
"Thanks." Markham drew a deep
sigh.
As we emerged into the front hall
Vance beckoned to Hani.
"Very touchin', but your beloved
employer has gone to Amentet to join the shades of the
Pharaohs."
"He is dead?" the Egyptian lifted his
eyebrows slightly.
"Oh, quite, Hani. Anûbis fell on him
as he leaned over the end cabinet. A most effective death. But
there was a certain justice in it. Doctor Bliss was guilty of Mr.
Kyle's murder."
"You and I knew that all along,
effendi." The man smiled wistfuly at
Vance. "But I fear that the doctor's death may have been my fault.
When I unpacked the statue of Anûbis and set it in the corner, I
noticed that the ankles were cracked. I did not tell the doctor,
for I was afraid he might accuse me of having been careless, or of
having deliberately injured his treasure."
"No one is going to blame you for
Doctor Bliss's death," Vance said casually. "We're leaving you to
inform Mrs. Bliss of the tragedy. And Mr. Salveter will be
returning early to-morrow morning. . . . Es-salâmu alei-kum."
"Ma es salâm, effendi."
Vance and Markham and I passed out
into the heavy night air.
"Let's walk," Vance said. "It's only a
little over a mile to my apartment, and I feel the need of
exercise."
Markham fell in with the suggestion,
and we strolled toward Fifth Avenue in silence. When we had crossed
Madison Square and passed the Stuyvesant Club, Markham spoke.
"It's almost unbelievable, Vance. It's
the sort of thing that makes one superstitious. Here we were,
confronted by an insoluble problem. We knew Bliss was guilty, and
yet there was no way to reach him. And while we were debating the
case he stepped into the museum and was accidentally killed by a
falling statue on practically the same spot where he murdered Kyle.
. . . Damn it! Such things don't happen in the orderly course of
the world's events. And what makes it even more fantastic is that
you suggested that he might meet with an accident."
"Yes, yes. Interestin' coincidence."
Vance seemed disinclined to discuss the matter.
"And that Egyptian," Markham rumbled
on. "He wasn't in the least astonished when you informed him of
Bliss's death. He acted almost as if he expected some such
news—"
He suddenly drew up short. Vance and I
stopped, too, and looked at him. His eyes were blazing.
"Hani killed Bliss!"
Vance sighed and shrugged.
"Of course he did, Markham. My word! I
thought you understood the situation."
"Understood?" Markham was spluttering.
"What do you mean?"
"It was all so obvious, don't y'
know," Vance said mildly. "I realized, just as you did, that there
was no chance of convicting Bliss; so I suggested to Hani how he
could terminate the whole silly affair—"
"You suggested to Hani?"
"During our conversation in the
drawing-room. Really, Markham old dear, I'm not in the habit of
indulgin' in weird conversations about mythology unless I have a
reason. I simply let Hani know there was no legal way of bringing
Bliss to justice, and intimated how he could overcome the
difficulty and incidentally save you from a most embarrassin'
predicament. . . ."
"But Hani was in the hall, with the
door closed." Markham's indignation was rising.
"Quite so. I told him to stand outside
the door. I knew very well he'd listen to us. . . ."
"You deliberately—"
"Oh, most deliberately." Vance spread
his hands in a gesture of surrender. "While I babbled to you and
appeared foolish no doubt, I was really talking to Hani. Of couse,
I didn't know if he would grasp the opportunity or not. But he did.
He equipped himself with a mace from the museum—I do hope it was
the same mace that Bliss used on Kyle—and struck Bliss over the
head. Then he dragged the body down the spiral stairs and laid it
at the feet of Anûbis. With the mace he broke the statue's
sandstone ankles, and dropped the figure over Bliss's skull. Very
simple."
"And all that rambling chatter of
yours in the drawing-room—"
"Was merely to keep you and Heath away
in case Hani decided to act."
Markham's eyes narrowed.
"You can't get away with that sort of
thing, Vance. I'll send Hani up for murder. There'll be
finger-prints—"
"Oh, no there won't, Markham. Didn't
you notice the gloves on the hat-rack? Hani is no fool. He put on
the gloves before he went to the study. You'd have a harder time
convicting him than you'd have had convicting Bliss. Personally, I
rather admire Hani. Stout fella!"
For a time Markham was too angry to
speak. Finally, however, he gave voice to an ejaculation.
"It's outrageous!"
"Of course it is," Vance agreed
amiably. "So was the murder of Kyle." He lighted a cigarette and
puffed on it cheerfully. "The trouble with you lawyers is, you're
jealous and blood-thirsty. You wanted to send Bliss to the electric
chair yourself, and couldn't; and Hani simplified everything for
you. As I see it, you're merely disappointed because some one else
took Bliss's life before you could get round to it. . . . Really,
y' know, Markham, you're frightfully selfish."
I feel that a short postscript will
not be amiss. Markham had no difficulty, as you will no doubt
remember, in convincing the press that Bliss had been guilty of the
murder of Benjamin H. Kyle, and that his tragic "accidental" death
had in it much of what is commonly called divine justice.
Scarlett, contrary to the doctor's
prediction, recovered; but it was many weeks before he could talk
rationally. Vance and I visited him in the hospital late in August,
and he corroborated Vance's theory about what had happened on that
fatal night in the museum. Scarlett went to England early in
September,—his father had died, leaving him an involved estate in
Bedfordshire.
Mrs. Bliss and Salveter were married
in Nice late the following spring; and the excavations of Intef's
tomb, I see from the bulletins of the Archaeological Institute, are
continuing. Salveter is in charge of the work, and I am rather
happy to note that Scarlett is the technical expert of the
expedition.
Hani, according to a recent letter
from Salveter to Vance, has become reconciled to the "desecration
of the tombs of his ancestors." He is still with Meryt-Amen and
Salveter, and I'm inclined to think that his personal love for
these two young people is stronger than his national
prejudices.