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NOVEMBER 22, 2009

So Tyler isn’t gay and he clearly is attracted to me. Why hasn’t he made a move?

Maybe some really bad STD? Herpes? HIV? And, also, what is going to be different with us?

My favorite theory, though, on why he hasn’t ripped my clothes off is Unspeakable Sexual Desires. That the instant he lets himself lose control, he is going to be begging me to spank him or tie him up or he’ll plead with me to put on a badger costume.

I can’t gather any more evidence, though, since there is a giant game coming up Friday, regional play-offs, day after Thanksgiving, and he needs to get his head into it, so he isn’t going to see me for the next week.

This gives me time to consider other theories, like an abstinence pledge of some kind. If that is what it is, I decide that when he asks me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, I am going to say yes.

I think about our wedding night. A lot.

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