Every summer when I was a little kid, my mother threw me into our old Corolla and drove us down to Destin, a beach town in the Florida Panhandle. I loved those trips. We stopped at roadside restaurants to eat, greasy spoons with the vertical coolers that held the pies and cakes, and little one-story motels two blocks from the beach, like the Seabreeze Motor Court or the Conchshell Conclave.
The Seabreeze was my favorite, mostly because the beds had this vibrator built in: you dropped a quarter into the timer and the bed would vibrate for five minutes. Two quarters got you twelve minutes. As soon as we hit the door, I flopped on one of those beds, feeding it quarters. Mom wouldn’t let me use the vibrating function at night, though. She thought the vibration while I slept would give me vertigo or bad dreams, or maybe both.
I woke with the name Destin on my lips. I could hear the low, deep-throated hum of engines, one of those sounds that seem to come from everywhere and nowhere.
I started to notice other things too, things that came in flashes as I slowly woke up.
Crisp white sheets. The smell of lavender. Gray walls lined with rivets; even the floor was riveted. A round door with a ship’s wheel for a handle. A porthole on the wall opposite the bed, nothing beyond the glass but darkness.
“Destin,” I whispered again in the semidarkness of the little cabin.
Mom in her jean shorts and halter top, sunglasses covering almost her entire face, tiny beads of sweat on her forehead, a paperback novel resting on her stomach, calling to me, Don’t go out too far, Alfred! Don’t go out too far! Because I can’t swim. She knew I wouldn’t go far: there were scary things in the ocean, jellyfish and the sharp spines of dead horseshoe crabs and busted aluminum beer cans and sharks, of course.
Swimming in the ocean is a little crazy when you think about it. The ocean is nature untamed, just like the woods, and who in their right mind would strip to their shorts and go running through the woods?
I remember wearing old bathing trunks with a starfish on the butt, faded from a bright yellow to a kind of dingy white, and a wide white stripe of sunscreen on my nose. I waded knee-deep in the languid surf of the gulf, kicking up little underwater puffs of sand, never worrying where she was, because I was sure she would always watch over me.
The wheel spun counterclockwise and the round door swung open. A big man dressed in black, with enormous ears and a face that reminded me of a bloodhound, stepped inside and looked down at me beneath the lavender-smelling sheets.
“Hi,” I said. “I’m Alfred Kropp.”
“I know who you are,” he said.
“I know who you are too,” I said. “Well, not your name, but I remember you. You came to my hospital room in London. Where’s Abigail . . . I mean, Dr. Smith?”
As if on cue, Abigail Smith, Special Agent-in-Charge, Field Operations Division, of the Office of Interdimensional Paradoxes and Extraordinary Phenomena, stepped into the cabin and swung the door shut behind her.
“Hello, Alfred,” she said.
She looked just like I remembered, her bright blond hair in a tight bun. But this time her three-inch heels were replaced with black lace-up boots and she wore a black turtleneck and pants.
“Where am I?” I asked.
“Aboard the jetfoil Pandora, somewhere off the coast of Oman,” she answered.
“Oh.” I had no idea where Oman was. “Why?”
“There has been a . . . development that has necessitated your extraction from the civilian interface,” the dog-face man intoned.
“Huh?”
“What Operative Nine means is you were kidnapped for your own good, Alfred.”
“Operative Nine?”
“Yes,” she said, nodding toward Mr. Dog-Face. “Op Nine for short.”
“What’s his real name?”
“Whatever it needs to be,” Op Nine said.
Abby said, “Only the director knows his real name.”
“How come?”
“The nature of his work.”
“And that is?”
“Classified,” he said.
“That’s pretty clunky, though, Operative Nine,” I said. “Why don’t you just use a code name like ‘Bob’?”
“ ‘Bob’ would be more an alias than a code name, don’t you think?” Abigail was smiling.
“What’s going on?” I asked, struggling to sit up, but my head was throbbing and the room was spinning, and I decided sitting up wasn’t such a good idea at that moment.
“We don’t know the answer to that question,” Abby said.
“It seems an odd turn of events, given what we know about Mike Arnold’s plans.”
“Maybe that’s something you could share with me,” I said. “Mike’s plans.”
“After he was terminated, Michael Arnold stole two very valuable items from the OIPEP vaults. We are on our way to intercept him before he can put them to use.”
“What did he take?” I asked, and waited for the usual answer: That’s classified.
Op Nine glanced at Abby, who gave him a sharp nod. He looked at me. His eyes were very dark, almost black.
“The Seals of Solomon,” he said in that deep, undertaker-like voice. If he was waiting for some sign of recognition from me, he was going to be waiting for a long time. I just stared back.
“You have heard of King Solomon,” he said.
“From the Bible, right?”
“Yes. In the days of his reign, Solomon possessed two items of great power, immeasurable gifts from heaven. The Great Seal and the Lesser Seal, also called the Holy Vessel. These two charges he jealously guarded until his death three thousand years ago. The Great Seal was lost in antiquity, but the Lesser Seal was recovered from its hiding place in Babylon by an archeological expedition in 1924—”
Abby cut off the lecture. “The Greater Seal, or Seal of Solomon, is a ring, Alfred. The Company recovered it in the 1950s from a now-defunct apocalyptic death cult in the Sudan—” “Wait a minute,” I said. “Did you say the Seal of Solomon is a ring? Like a wear-on-your-finger-type ring?”
“Precisely.
“Have you paged Elijah Wood? I think I saw this movie.”
She smiled. “The ring to which you refer is a product of art, a fiction. The Great Seal of Solomon is an artifact of history. It belongs to our world, not an imaginary one. Most significantly, Solomon’s ring is not the creation of evil. Of course, in the wrong hands it could be used to that purpose, and that is precisely why we recovered it and kept it safe for the past fifty-five years—”
“Until Mike stole it.”
“We have since launched a complete overhaul of our security protocols.”
“Boy, that’s a comfort. So Mike stole these two things from you guys . . . and then comes to Knoxville to kill me. Why?”
They looked at each other.
“We don’t know,” Abigail said. “We were hoping you might.”
“Me? OIPEP’s looking to me for answers? We’re in bigger trouble than I thought. What about Ashley?”
Op Nine frowned. “What about her?”
“Why was she spying on me?”
Again they looked at each other.
“The Company often assigns operatives to keep tabs on Special Subjects.”
“ ‘Special Subjects’? I’m a Special Subject?”
“How could the last son of Lancelot not be a Special Subject?” Abby asked tenderly. “Mike’s entrance into your particular interface took all of us by surprise. Fortunately, Ashley was watching your house when Mike made his move.”
“So you knock me out and bring me to this boat off the coast of Oman—where is that, Africa or something?—to do . . . what? ”
“Intercept Michael Arnold before he can use the ring to open the Lesser Seal.”
“Lesser Seal . . .”
“The Holy Vessel,” Op Nine said.
“Why don’t you want the Holy Vessel opened?”
For the third time they exchanged a glance. I was like the little kid in the room while the parents danced around the facts-of-life lecture.
“The ring, the Great Seal,” Op Nine said slowly, “is the key. Without it, the wearer cannot control the . . . agents confined within the Vessel. Indeed, without the ring, the Lesser Seal cannot even be broken. One without the other is useless. With both . . .” He took a deep breath. “Catastrophe.”
The door swung open and a guy in a black jumpsuit like Ashley’s stepped in, carrying a tray with orange juice and two slices of toast.
“Ah,” Op Nine said. “The food is here.” He seemed relieved.
“Not much of it, though,” I said, trying again to sit up. Op Nine bent to help me. The room whirled around my head. I wondered why I felt so light-headed and weak. What was in that shot Ashley gave me on the chopper—and why had she given me a shot in the first place?
I drank the tall glass of orange juice down in three gulps. The toast was cut into quarters and that’s how I ate it, stuffing a whole quarter in my mouth and barely chewing before I swallowed.
“Okay,” I said. “Let me see if I have all this. After you guys fired Mike for trying to take Excalibur, he breaks into your vaults and steals the two Seals of Solomon. I’m still not clear on what they are or what they do, but anyway, after that you assigned Agent Ashley to keep tabs on me because now I’m a person of special interest or something. Mike shows up, kidnaps me, takes me up into the mountains to kill me—only Mike knows why—and Ashley rescues me in the nick of time. Now we’re on a boat on our way to . . . where? ”
“The nexus,” Op Nine said.
“The what?”
“The center. The place of opening.”
“Right. Gotcha. And the plan is to stop Mike before he can pull off this opening.”
“Correct.”
“Or else . . . ? ”
“Catastrophe.”
A bell went off, a blaring sound that seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere. Op Nine checked his watch.
“It’s time for the briefing,” he said to Abigail.
She nodded, then turned to me and gave my shoulder a little pat.
“We have to go, Alfred.”
“When are you taking me home?”
They both looked away.
“You’re not taking me home, are you?” I asked.
“You’ll be safe here, Alfred,” Abby said.
“I’d rather go home and take my chances.”
Abby was looking at Op Nine. She pursed her fat red lips and for some reason I thought of goldfish, those big koi you see sometimes in little ponds outside Japanese restaurants.
He said, “Perhaps we will discuss it, once the Seals have been recovered.”
They left, slamming the big round metal door closed behind them. The wheel turned and I heard a clanking sound, like a dead bolt sliding home. It hit me then that I had traded one kidnapper for another. OIPEP might not want to kill me like Mike did, but I was at their mercy just the same.