LAW 3
CONCEAL YOUR INTENTIONS
JUDGMENT
Keep people off-balance and in the dark by
never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no
clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide them
far enough down the wrong path, envelop them in enough smoke, and
by the time they realize your intentions, it will be too
late.
PART I: USE DECOYED OBJECTS OF DESIRE AND RED HERRINGS TO THROW PEOPLE OFF THE SCENT
If at any point in the deception you
practice people have the slightest suspicionas to your
intentions, all is lost. Do not give them the chance to
sense what you are up to: Throw them off the scent by
dragging red herrings across the path. Use false sincerity,
send ambiguous signals, set up misleading objects of desire. Unable
to distinguish the genuine from the false, they cannot pick out
your real goal.
TRANSGRESSION OF THE LAW
Over several weeks, Ninon de Lenclos, the most
infamous courtesan of seventeenth-century France, listened
patiently as the Marquis de Sevigné explained his struggles in
pursuing a beautiful but difficult young countess. Ninon was
sixty-two at the time, and more than experienced in matters of
love; the marquis was a lad of twenty-two, handsome, dashing, but
hopelessly inexperienced in romance. At first Ninon was amused to
hear the marquis talk about his mistakes, but finally she had had
enough. Unable to bear ineptitude in any realm, least of all in
seducing a woman, she decided to take the young man under her wing.
First, he had to understand that this was war, and that the
beautiful countess was a citadel to which he had to lay siege as
carefully as any general. Every step had to be planned and executed
with the utmost attention to detail and nuance.
Instructing the marquis to start over, Ninon told
him to approach the countess with a bit of distance, an air of
nonchalance. The next time the two were alone together, she said,
he would confide in the countess as would a friend but not a
potential lover. This was to throw her off the scent. The countess
was no longer to take his interest in her for granted—perhaps he
was only interested in friendship.
Ninon planned ahead. Once the countess was
confused, it would be time to make her jealous. At the next
encounter, at a major fête in Paris, the marquis would show up with
a beautiful young woman at his side. This beautiful young woman had
equally beautiful friends, so that wherever the countess would now
see the marquis, he would be surrounded by the most stunning young
women in Paris. Not only would the countess be seething with
jealousy, she would come to see the marquis as someone who was
desired by others. It was hard for Ninon to make the marquis
understand, but she patiently explained that a woman who is
interested in a man wants to see that other women are interested in
him, too. Not only does that give him instant value, it makes it
all the more satisfying to snatch him from their clutches.
Once the countess was jealous but intrigued, it
would be time to beguile her. On Ninon’s instructions, the marquis
would fail to show up at affairs where the countess expected to see
him. Then, suddenly, he would appear at salons he had never
frequented before, but that the countess attended often. She would
be unable to predict his moves. All of this would push her into the
state of emotional confusion that is a prerequisite for successful
seduction.
These moves were executed, and took several weeks.
Ninon monitored the marquis’s progress: Through her network of
spies, she heard how the countess would laugh a little harder at
his witticisms, listen more closely to his stories. She heard that
the countess was suddenly asking questions about him. Her friends
told her that at social affairs the countess would often look up at
the marquis, following his steps. Ninon felt certain that the young
woman was falling under his spell. It was a matter of weeks now,
maybe a month or two, but if all went smoothly, the citadel would
fall.
A few days later the marquis was at the countess’s
home. They were alone. Suddenly he was a different man: This time
acting on his own impulse, rather than following Ninon’s
instructions, he took the countess’s hands and told her he was in
love with her. The young woman seemed confused, a reaction he did
not expect. She became polite, then excused herself. For the rest
of the evening she avoided his eyes, was not there to say
good-night to him. The next few times he visited he was told she
was not at home. When she finally admitted him again, the two felt
awkward and uncomfortable with each other. The spell was
broken.
Interpretation
Ninon de Lenclos knew everything about the art of
love. The greatest writ ers, thinkers, and politicians of the time
had been her lovers—men like La Rochefoucauld, Molière, and
Richelieu. Seduction was a game to her, to be practiced with skill.
As she got older, and her reputation grew, the most important
families in France would send their sons to her to be instructed in
matters of love.
Ninon knew that men and women are very different,
but when it comes to seduction they feel the same: Deep down
inside, they often sense when they are being seduced, but they give
in because they enjoy the feeling of being led along. It is a
pleasure to let go, and to allow the other person to detour you
into a strange country. Everything in seduction, however, depends
on suggestion. You cannot announce your intentions or reveal them
directly in words. Instead you must throw your targets off the
scent. To surrender to your guidance they must be appropriately
confused. You have to scramble your signals—appear interested in
another man or woman (the decoy), then hint at being interested in
the target, then feign indifference, on and on. Such patterns not
only confuse, they excite.
Imagine this story from the countess’s perspective:
After a few of the marquis’s moves, she sensed the marquis was
playing some sort of game, but the game delighted her. She did not
know where he was leading her, but so much the better. His moves
intrigued her, each of them keeping her waiting for the next
one—she even enjoyed her jealousy and confusion, for sometimes any
emotion is better than the boredom of security. Perhaps the marquis
had ulterior motives; most men do. But she was willing to wait and
see, and probably if she had been made to wait long enough, what he
was up to would not have mattered.
The moment the marquis uttered that fatal word
“love,” however, all was changed. This was no longer a game with
moves, it was an artless show of passion. His intention was
revealed: He was seducing her. This put everything he had done in a
new light. All that before had been charming now seemed ugly and
conniving; the countess felt embarrassed and used. A door closed
that would never open again.
Do not be held a cheat, even though it is
impossible to live today without being one.
Let your greatest cunning lie in covering up what looks like cunning.
Ballasar Gracián, 1601-1658
Let your greatest cunning lie in covering up what looks like cunning.
Ballasar Gracián, 1601-1658
OBSERVANCE OF THE LAW
In 1850 the young Otto von Bismarck, then a
thirty-five-year-old deputy in the Prussian parliament, was at a
turning point in his career. The issues of the day were the
unification of the many states (including Prussia) into which
Germany was then divided, and a war against Austria, the powerful
neighbor to the south that hoped to keep the Germans weak and at
odds, even threatening to intervene if they tried to unite. Prince
William, next in line to be Prussia’s king, was in favor of going
to war, and the parliament rallied to the cause, prepared to back
any mobilization of troops. The only ones to oppose war were the
present king, Frederick William IV, and his ministers, who
preferred to appease the powerful Austrians.
Throughout his career, Bismarck had been a loyal,
even passionate supporter of Prussian might and power. He dreamed
of German unification, of going to war against Austria and
humiliating the country that for so long had kept Germany divided.
A former soldier, he saw warfare as a glorious business.
This, after all, was the man who years later would
say, “The great questions of the time will be decided, not by
speeches and resolutions, but by iron and blood.”
Passionate patriot and lover of military glory,
Bismarck nevertheless gave a speech in parliament at the height of
the war fever that astonished all who heard it. “Woe unto the
statesman,” he said, “who makes war without a reason that will
still be valid when the war is over! After the war, you will all
look differently at these questions. Will you then have the courage
to turn to the peasant contemplating the ashes of his farm, to the
man who has been crippled, to the father who has lost his
children?” Not only did Bismarck go on to talk of the madness of
this war, but, strangest of all, he praised Austria and defended
her actions. This went against everything he had stood for. The
consequences were immediate. Bismarck was against the war—what
could this possibly mean? Other deputies were confused, and several
of them changed their votes. Eventually the king and his ministers
won out, and war was averted.
A few weeks after Bismarck’s infamous speech, the
king, grateful that he had spoken for peace, made him a cabinet
minister. A few years later he became the Prussian premier. In this
role he eventually led his country and a peace-loving king into a
war against Austria, crushing the former empire and establishing a
mighty German state, with Prussia at its head.
Interpretation
At the time of his speech in 1850, Bismarck made
several calculations. First, he sensed that the Prussian military,
which had not kept pace with other European armies, was unready for
war—that Austria, in fact, might very well win, a disastrous result
for the future. Second, if the war were lost and Bismarck had
supported it, his career would be gravely jeopardized. The king and
his conservative ministers wanted peace; Bismarck wanted power. The
answer was to throw people off the scent by supporting a cause he
detested, saying things he would laugh at if said by another. A
whole country was fooled. It was because of Bismarck’s speech that
the king made him a minister, a position from which he quickly rose
to be prime minister, attaining the power to strengthen the
Prussian military and accomplish what he had wanted all along: the
humiliation of Austria and the unification of Germany under
Prussia’s leadership.
Bismarck was certainly one of the cleverest
statesman who ever lived, a master of strategy and deception. No
one suspected what he was up to in this case. Had he announced his
real intentions, arguing that it was better to wait now and fight
later, he would not have won the argument, since most Prussians
wanted war at that moment and mistakenly believed that their army
was superior to the Austrians. Had he played up to the king, asking
to be made a minister in exchange for supporting peace, he would
not have succeeded either: The king would have distrusted his
ambition and doubted his sincerity.
By being completely insincere and sending
misleading signals, however, he deceived everyone, concealed his
purpose, and attained everything he wanted. Such is the power of
hiding your intentions.
KEYS TO POWER
Most people are open books. They say what they
feel, blurt out their opinions at every opportunity, and constantly
reveal their plans and intentions. They do this for several
reasons. First, it is easy and natural to always want to talk about
one’s feelings and plans for the future. It takes effort to control
your tongue and monitor what you reveal. Second, many believe that
by being honest and open they are winning people’s hearts and
showing their good nature.They are greatly deluded. Honesty is
actually a blunt instrument, which bloodies more than it cuts. Your
honesty is likely to offend people; it is much more prudent to
tailor your words, telling people what they want to hear rather
than the coarse and ugly truth of what you feel or think. More
important, by being unabashedly open you make yourself so
predictable and familiar that it is almost impossible to respect or
fear you, and power will not accrue to a person who cannot inspire
such emotions.
If you yearn for power, quickly lay honesty aside,
and train yourself in the art of concealing your intentions. Master
the art and you will always have the upper hand. Basic to an
ability to conceal one’s intentions is a simple truth about human
nature: Our first instinct is to always trust appearances. We
cannot go around doubting the reality of what we see and
hear—constantly imagining that appearances concealed something else
would exhaust and terrify us. This fact makes it relatively easy to
conceal one’s intentions. Simply dangle an object you seem to
desire, a goal you seem to aim for, in front of people’s eyes and
they will take the appearance for reality. Once their eyes focus on
the decoy, they will fail to notice what you are really up to. In
seduction, set up conflicting signals, such as desire and
indifference, and you not only throw them off the scent, you
inflame their desire to possess you.
A tactic that is often effective in setting up a
red herring is to appear to support an idea or cause that is
actually contrary to your own sentiments. (Bismarck used this to
great effect in his speech in 1850.) Most people will believe you
have experienced a change of heart, since it is so unusual to play
so lightly with something as emotional as one’s opinions and
values. The same applies for any decoyed object of desire: Seem to
want something in which you are actually not at all interested and
your enemies will be thrown off the scent, making all kinds of
errors in their calculations.
During the War of the Spanish Succession in 1711,
the Duke of Marlborough, head of the English army, wanted to
destroy a key French fort, because it protected a vital
thoroughfare into France. Yet he knew that if he destroyed it, the
French would realize what he wanted—to advance down that road.
Instead, then, he merely captured the fort, and garrisoned it with
some of his troops, making it appear as if he wanted it for some
purpose of his own. The French attacked the fort and the duke let
them recapture it. Once they had it back, though, they destroyed
it, figuring that the duke had wanted it for some important reason.
Now that the fort was gone, the road was unprotected, and
Marlborough could easily march into France.
Use this tactic in the following manner: Hide your
intentions not by closing up (with the risk of appearing secretive,
and making people suspicious) but by talking endlessly about your
desires and goals—just not your real ones. You will kill three
birds with one stone: You appear friendly, open, and trusting; you
conceal your intentions; and you send your rivals on time-consuming
wild-goose chases.
Another powerful tool in throwing people off the
scent is false sincerity. People easily mistake sincerity for
honesty. Remember—their first instinct is to trust appearances, and
since they value honesty and want to believe in the honesty of
those around them, they will rarely doubt you or see through your
act. Seeming to believe what you say gives your words great weight.
This is how Iago deceived and destroyed Othello: Given the depth of
his emotions, the apparent sincerity of his concerns about Desde
mona’s supposed infidelity, how could Othello distrust him? This is
also how the great con artist Yellow Kid Weil pulled the wool over
suckers’ eyes: Seeming to believe so deeply in the decoyed object
he was dangling in front of them (a phony stock, a touted
racehorse), he made its reality hard to doubt. It is important, of
course, not to go too far in this area. Sincerity is a tricky tool:
Appear overpassionate and you raise suspicions. Be measured and
believable or your ruse will seem the put-on that it is.
To make your false sincerity an effective weapon in
concealing your intentions, espouse a belief in honesty and
forthrightness as important social values. Do this as publicly as
possible. Emphasize your position on this subject by occasionally
divulging some heartfelt thought—though only one that is actually
meaningless or irrelevant, of course. Napoleon’s minister
Talleyrand was a master at taking people into his confidence by
revealing some apparent secret. This feigned confidence—a
decoy—would then elicit a real confidence on the other person’s
part.
Remember: The best deceivers do everything they can
to cloak their roguish qualities. They cultivate an air of honesty
in one area to disguise their dishonesty in others. Honesty is
merely another decoy in their arsenal of weapons.
PART II: USE SMOKE SCREENS TO DISGUISE YOUR ACTIONS
Deception is always the best strategy, but the
best deceptions require a screen of smoke to distract people
attention from your real purpose. The bland exterior—like the
unreadable poker face—is often the perfect smoke screen, hiding
your intentions behind the comfortable and familiar. If you lead
the sucker down a familiar path, he won’t catch on when you lead
him into a trap.
OBSERVANCE OF THE LAW I
In 1910, a Mr. Sam Geezil of Chicago sold his
warehouse business for close to $1 million. He settled down to
semiretirement and the managing of his many properties, but deep
inside he itched for the old days of deal-making. One day a young
man named Joseph Weil visited his office, wanting to buy an
apartment he had up for sale. Geezil explained the terms: The price
was $8,000, but he only required a down payment of $2,000. Weil
said he would sleep on it, but he came back the following day and
offered to pay the full $8,000 in cash, if Geezil could wait a
couple of days, until a deal Weil was working on came through. Even
in semiretirement, a clever businessman like Geezil was curious as
to how Weil would be able to come up with so much cash (roughly
$150,000 today) so quickly. Weil seemed reluctant to say, and
quickly changed the subject, but Geezil was persistent. Finally,
after assurances of confidentiality, Weil told Geezil the following
story.
THE KING OF ISRAEL IGNS WORSHIP OF THE
Then Jehu assembled all the people, and said to
them, “Ahab served Ba‘al a little; but Jehu will serve him much
more. Now therefore call to me all the prophets of Ba’al, all his
worshippers and all his priests; let none be missing, for I have a
great sacrifice to offer to Ba‘al; whoever is missing shall not
live.” But Jehu did it with cunning in order to destroy the
worshippers of Ba’al. And Jehu ordered, “Sanctify a solemn assembly
for Ba‘al. ”So they proclaimed it. And Jehu sent throughout all
Israel; and all the worshippers of Ba’al came, so that there was
not a man left who did not come. And they entered the house of
Ba‘al, and the house of Ba’al was filled from one end to the
other.... Then Jehu went into the house of Ba‘al ... and he
said to the worshippers of Ba’al, “Search, and see that there is no
servant of the LORD here among you, but only the worshippers
of Ba‘al.“Then he went in to offer sacrifices and burnt offerings.
Now Jehu had stationed eighty men outside, and said, ”The man who
allows any of those whom I give into your hands to escape shall
forfeit his life.“ So as soon as he had made an end of offering the
burnt offering, Jehu said to the guard and to the officers, ”Go in
and slay them; let not a man escape. ” So when they put them
to the sword, the guard and the officers cast them out and went
into the inner room of the house of Ba’al and they brought out the
pillar that was in the house of Ba‘al and burned it. And they
demolished the pillar of Ba’al and demolished the house of Ba‘al,
and made it a latrine to this day. Thus Jehu wiped out Ba’al from
Israel.
OLD TESTAMENT, 2 KINGS 10:18-28
Weil’s uncle was the secretary to a coterie of
multimillionaire financiers. These wealthy gentlemen had purchased
a hunting lodge in Michigan ten years ago, at a cheap price. They
had not used the lodge for a few years, so they had decided to sell
it and had asked Weil’s uncle to get whatever he could for it. For
reasons—good reasons—of his own, the uncle had been nursing a
grudge against the millionaires for years; this was his chance to
get back at them. He would sell the property for $35,000 to a set
up man (whom it was Weil’s job to find). The financiers were too
wealthy to worry about this low price. The set-up man would then
turn around and sell the property again for its real price, around
$155,000. The uncle, Weil, and the third man would split the
profits from this second sale. It was all legal and for a good
cause—the uncle’s just retribution.
Geezil had heard enough: He wanted to be the set-up
buyer. Weil was reluctant to involve him, but Geezil would not back
down: The idea of a large profit, plus a little adventure, had him
champing at the bit. Weil explained that Geezil would have to put
up the $35,000 in cash to bring the deal off. Geezil, a
millionaire, said he could get the money with a snap of his
fingers. Weil finally relented and agreed to arrange a meeting
between the uncle, Geezil, and the financiers, in the town of
Galesburg, Illinois.
On the train ride to Galesburg, Geezil met the
uncle—an impressive man, with whom he avidly discussed business.
Weil also brought along a companion, a somewhat paunchy man named
George Gross. Weil explained to Geezil that he himself was a boxing
trainer, that Gross was one of the promising prizefighters he
trained, and that he had asked Gross to come along to make sure the
fighter stayed in shape. For a promising fighter, Gross was
unimpressive looking—he had gray hair and a beer belly—but Geezil
was so excited about the deal that he didn’t really think about the
man’s flabby appearance.
Once in Galesburg, Weil and his uncle went to fetch
the financiers while Geezil waited in a hotel room with Gross, who
promptly put on his boxing trunks. As Geezil half watched, Gross
began to shadowbox. Distracted as he was, Geezil ignored how badly
the boxer wheezed after a few minutes of exercise, although his
style seemed real enough. An hour later, Weil and his uncle
reappeared with the financiers, an impressive, intimidating group
of men, all wearing fancy suits. The meeting went well and the
financiers agreed to sell the lodge to Geezil, who had already had
the $35,000 wired to a local bank.
This minor business now settled, the financiers sat
back in their chairs and began to banter about high finance,
throwing out the name “J. P. Morgan” as if they knew the man.
Finally one of them noticed the boxer in the corner of the room.
Weil explained what he was doing there. The financier countered
that he too had a boxer in his entourage, whom he named. Weil
laughed brazenly and exclaimed that his man could easily knock out
their man. Conversation escalated into argument. In the heat of
passion, Weil challenged the men to a bet. The financiers eagerly
agreed and left to get their man ready for a fight the next
day.
As soon as they had left, the uncle yelled at Weil,
right in front of Geezil; They did not have enough money to bet
with, and once the financiers discovered this, the uncle would be
fired. Weil apologized for getting him in this mess, but he had a
plan: He knew the other boxer well, and with a little bribe, they
could fix the fight. But where would the money come from for the
bet? the uncle replied. Without it they were as good as dead.
Finally Geezil had heard enough. Unwilling to jeopardize his deal
with any ill will, he offered his own $35,000 cash for part of the
bet. Even if he lost that, he would wire for more money and still
make a profit on the sale of the lodge. The uncle and nephew
thanked him. With their own $15,000 and Geezil’s $35,000 they would
manage to have enough for the bet. That evening, as Geezil watched
the two boxers rehearse the fix in the hotel room, his mind reeled
at the killing he was going to make from both the boxing match and
the sale of the lodge.
The fight took place in a gym the next day. Weil
handled the cash, which was placed for security in a locked box.
Everything was proceeding as planned in the hotel room. The
financiers were looking glum at how badly their fighter was doing,
and Geezil was dreaming about the easy money he was about to make.
Then, suddenly, a wild swing by the financier’s fighter hit Gross
hard in the face, knocking him down. When he hit the canvas, blood
spurted from his mouth. He coughed, then lay still. One of the
financiers, a former doctor, checked his pulse; he was dead. The
millionaires panicked: Everyone had to get out before the police
arrived-they could all be charged with murder.
Terrified, Geezil hightailed it out of the gym and
back to Chicago, leaving behind his $35,000 which he was only too
glad to forget, for it seemed a small price to pay to avoid being
implicated in a crime. He never wanted to see Weil or any of the
others again.
After Geezil scurried out, Gross stood up, under
his own steam. The blood that had spurted from his mouth came from
a ball filled with chicken blood and hot water that he had hidden
in his cheek. The whole affair had been masterminded by Weil,
better known as “the Yellow Kid,” one of the most creative con
artists in history. Weil split the $35,000 with the financiers and
the boxers (all fellow con artists)—a nice little profit for a few
days’ work.
SN BROAD
This means to create a front that eventually
becomes imbued with an atmosphere or impression of familiarity,
within which the strategist may maneuver unseen while all eyes are
trained to see obvious familiarities. “THE THIRTY-SIX
STRATEGIES.” QUOTED IN THF JAPANESE ART OF WAR.
THOMAS CLEARY, 1991
Interpretation
The Yellow Kid had staked out Geezil as the
perfect sucker long before he set up the con. He knew the
boxing-match scam would be the perfect ruse to separate Geezil from
his money quickly and definitively. But he also knew that if he had
begun by trying to interest Geezil in the boxing match, he would
have failed miserably. He had to conceal his intentions and switch
attention, create a smoke screen—in this case the sale of the
lodge.
On the train ride and in the hotel room Geezil’s
mind had been completely occupied with the pending deal, the easy
money, the chance to hobnob with wealthy men. He had failed to
notice that Gross was out of shape and middle-aged at best. Such is
the distracting power of a smoke screen. Engrossed in the business
deal, Geezil’s attention was easily diverted to the boxing match,
but only at a point when it was already too late for him to notice
the details that would have given Gross away. The match, after all,
now depended on a bribe rather than on the boxer’s physical
condition. And Geezil was so distracted at the end by the illusion
of the boxer’s death that he completely forgot about his
money.
Learn from the Yellow Kid: The familiar,
inconspicuous front is the perfect smoke screen. Approach your mark
with an idea that seems ordinary enough—a business deal, financial
intrigue. The sucker’s mind is distracted, his suspicions allayed.
That is when you gently guide him onto the second path, the
slippery slope down which he slides helplessly into your
trap.
OBSERVANCE OF THE LAW II
In the mid-1920s, the powerful warlords of
Ethiopia were coming to the realization that a young man of the
nobility named Haile Selassie, also known as Ras Tafari, was
outcompeting them all and nearing the point where he could proclaim
himself their leader, unifying the country for the first time in
decades. Most of his rivals could not understand how this wispy,
quiet, mild-mannered man had been able to take control. Yet in
1927, Selassie was able to summon the warlords, one at a time, to
come to Addis Ababa to declare their loyalty and recognize him as
leader.
Some hurried, some hesitated, but only one,
Dejazmach Balcha of Sidamo, dared defy Selassie totally. A blustery
man, Balcha was a great warrior, and he considered the new leader
weak and unworthy. He pointedly stayed away from the capital.
Finally Selassie, in his gentle but stem way, commanded Balcha to
come. The warlord decided to obey, but in doing so he would turn
the tables on this pretender to the Ethiopian throne: He would come
to Addis Ababa at his own speed, and with an army of 10,000 men, a
force large enough to defend himself, perhaps even start a civil
war. Stationing this formidable force in a valley three miles from
the capital, he waited, as a king would. Selassie would have to
come to him.
Selassie did indeed send emissaries, asking Balcha
to attend an afternoon banquet in his honor. But Balcha, no fool,
knew history—he knew that previous kings and lords of Ethiopia had
used banquets as a trap. Once he was there and full of drink,
Selassie would have him arrested or murdered. To signal his
understanding of the situation, he agreed to come to the banquet,
but only if he could bring his personal bodyguard—600 of his best
soldiers, all armed and ready to defend him and themselves. To
Balcha’s surprise, Selassie answered with the utmost politeness
that he would be honored to play host to such warriors.
On the way to the banquet, Balcha warned his
soldiers not to get drunk and to be on their guard. When they
arrived at the palace, Selassie was his charming best. He deferred
to Balcha, treated him as if he desperately needed his approval and
cooperation. But Balcha refused to be charmed, and he warned
Selassie that if he did not return to his camp by nightfall, his
army had orders to attack the capital. Selassie reacted as if hurt
by his mistrust. Over the meal, when it came time for the
traditional singing of songs in honor of Ethiopia’s leaders, he
made a point of allowing only songs honoring the warlord of Sidamo.
It seemed to Balcha that Selassie was scared, intimidated by this
great warrior who could not be outwitted. Sensing the change,
Balcha believed that he would be the one to call the shots in the
days to come.
At the end of the afternoon, Balcha and his
soldiers began their march back to camp amidst cheers and gun
salutes. Looking back to the capital over his shoulder, he planned
his strategy—how his own soldiers would march through the capital
in triumph within weeks, and Selassie would be put in his place,
his place being either prison or death. When Balcha came in sight
of his camp, however, he saw that something was terribly wrong.
Where before there had been colorful tents stretching as far as the
eye could see, now there was nothing, only smoke from doused fires.
What devil’s magic was this?
A witness told Balcha what had happened. During the
banquet, a large army, commanded by an ally of Selassie’s, had
stolen up on Balcha’s encampment by a side route he had not seen.
This army had not come to fight, however: Knowing that Balcha would
have heard a noisy battle and hurried back with his 600-man
bodyguard, Selassie had armed his own troops with baskets of gold
and cash. They had surrounded Balcha’s army and proceeded to
purchase every last one of their weapons. Those who refused were
easily intimidated. Within a few hours, Balcha’s entire force had
been disarmed and scattered in all directions.
Realizing his danger, Balcha decided to march south
with his 600 soldiers to regroup, but the same army that had
disarmed his soldiers blocked his way. The other way out was to
march on the capital, but Selassie had set a large army to defend
it. Like a chess player, he had predicted Balcha’s moves, and had
checkmated him. For the first time in his life, Balcha surrendered.
To repent his sins of pride and ambition, he agreed to enter a
monastery.
Interpretation
Throughout Selassie’s long reign, no one could
quite figure him out. Ethiopians like their leaders fierce, but
Selassie, who wore the front of a gentle, peace-loving man, lasted
longer than any of them. Never angry or impatient, he lured his
victims with sweet smiles, lulling them with charm and
obsequiousness before he attacked. In the case of Balcha, Selassie
played on the man’s wariness, his suspicion that the banquet was a
trap—which in fact it was, but not the one he expected. Selassie’s
way of allaying Balcha’s fears—letting him bring his bodyguard to
the banquet, giving him top billing there, making him feel in
control—created a thick smoke screen, concealing the real action
three miles away.
Remember: The paranoid and wary are often the
easiest to deceive. Win their trust in one area and you have a
smoke screen that blinds their view in another, letting you creep
up and level them with a devastating blow. A helpful or apparently
honest gesture, or one that implies the other person’s
superiority—these are perfect diversionary devices.
Properly set up, the smoke screen is a weapon of
great power. It enabled the gentle Selassie to totally destroy his
enemy, without firing a single bullet.
Do not underestimate the power of Tafari. He
creeps
like a mouse but he has jaws like a lion.
Bacha of Sidamo’s last worlds before entering the monastery
like a mouse but he has jaws like a lion.
Bacha of Sidamo’s last worlds before entering the monastery
KEYS TO POWER
If you believe that deceivers are colorful folk
who mislead with elaborate lies and tall tales, you are greatly
mistaken. The best deceivers utilize a bland and inconspicuous
front that calls no attention to themselves. They know that
extravagant words and gestures immediately raise suspicion.
Instead, they envelop their mark in the familiar, the banal, the
harmless. In Yellow Kid Weil’s dealings with Sam Geezil, the
familiar was a business deal. In the Ethiopian case, it was
Selassie’s misleading obsequiousness—exactly what Balcha would have
expected from a weaker warlord.
Once you have lulled your suckers’ attention with
the familiar, they will not notice the deception being perpetrated
behind their backs. This derives from a simple truth: people can
only focus on one thing at a time. It is really too difficult for
them to imagine that the bland and harmless person they are dealing
with is simultaneously setting up something else. The grayer and
more uniform the smoke in your smoke screen, the better it conceals
your intentions. In the decoy and red herring devices discussed in
Part I, you actively distract people; in the smoke screen, you lull
your victims, drawing them into your web. Because it is so
hypnotic, this is often the best way of concealing your
intentions.
The simplest form of smoke screen is facial
expression. Behind a bland, unreadable exterior, all sorts of
mayhem can be planned, without detection. This is a weapon that the
most powerful men in history have learned to perfect. It was said
that no one could read Franklin D. Roosevelt’s face. Baron James
Rothschild made a lifelong practice of disguising his real thoughts
behind bland smiles and nondescript looks. Stendhal wrote of
Talleyrand, “Never was a face less of a barometer.” Henry Kissinger
would bore his opponents around the negotiating table to tears with
his monotonous voice, his blank look, his endless recitations of
details; then, as their eyes glazed over, he would suddenly hit
them with a list of bold terms. Caught off-guard, they would be
easily intimidated. As one poker manual explains it, “While playing
his hand, the good player is seldom an actor. Instead he practices
a bland behavior that minimizes readable patterns, frustrates and
confuses opponents, permits greater concentration.”
An adaptable concept, the smoke screen can be
practiced on a number of levels, all playing on the psychological
principles of distraction and misdirection. One of the most
effective smoke screens is the noble gesture. People want to
believe apparently noble gestures are genuine, for the belief is
pleasant. They rarely notice how deceptive these gestures can
be.
The art dealer Joseph Duveen was once confronted
with a terrible problem. The millionaires who had paid so dearly
for Duveen’s paintings were running out of wall space, and with
inheritance taxes getting ever higher, it seemed unlikely that they
would keep buying. The solution was the National Gallery of Art in
Washington, D.C., which Duveen helped create in 1937 by getting
Andrew Mellon to donate his collection to it. The National Gallery
was the perfect front for Duveen. In one gesture, his clients
avoided taxes, cleared wall space for new purchases, and reduced
the number of paintings on the market, maintaining the upward
pressure on their prices. All this while the donors created the
appearance of being public benefactors.
Another effective smoke screen is the
pattern, the establishment of a series of actions that
seduce the victim into believing you will continue in the same way.
The pattern plays on the psychology of anticipation: Our behavior
conforms to patterns, or so we like to think.
In 1878 the American robber baron Jay Gould created
a company that began to threaten the monopoly of the telegraph
company Western Union. The directors of Western Union decided to
buy Gould’s company up— they had to spend a hefty sum, but they
figured they had managed to rid themselves of an irritating
competitor. A few months later, though, Gould was it at again,
complaining he had been treated unfairly. He started up a second
company to compete with Western Union and its new acquisition. The
same thing happened again: Western Union bought him out to shut him
up. Soon the pattern began for the third time, but now Gould went
for the jugular: He suddenly staged a bloody takeover struggle and
managed to gain complete control of Western Union. He had
established a pattern that had tricked the company’s directors into
thinking his goal was to be bought out at a handsome rate. Once
they paid him off, they relaxed and failed to notice that he was
actually playing for higher stakes. The pattern is powerful in that
it deceives the other person into expecting the opposite of what
you are really doing.
Another psychological weakness on which to
construct a smoke screen is the tendency to mistake appearances for
reality—the feeling that if someone seems to belong to your group,
their belonging must be real. This habit makes the seamless blend a
very effective front. The trick is simple: You simply blend in with
those around you. The better you blend, the less suspicious you
become. During the Cold War of the 1950s and ’60s, as is now
notorious, a slew of British civil servants passed secrets to the
Soviets. They went undetected for years because they were
apparently decent chaps, had gone to all the right schools, and fit
the old-boy network perfectly. Blending in is the perfect smoke
screen for spying. The better you do it, the better you can conceal
your intentions.
Remember: It takes patience and humility to dull
your brilliant colors, to put on the mask of the inconspicuous. Do
not despair at having to wear such a bland mask—it is often your
unreadability that draws people to you and makes you appear a
person of power.
Image: A Sheep’s Skin.
A sheep never marauds,
a sheep never deceives,
a sheep is magnificently
dumb and docile. With a
sheepskin on his back,
a fox can pass right
into the chicken coop.
A sheep never marauds,
a sheep never deceives,
a sheep is magnificently
dumb and docile. With a
sheepskin on his back,
a fox can pass right
into the chicken coop.
Authority: Have you ever heard of a skillful
general, who intends to surprise a citadel, announcing his plan to
his enemy? Conceal your purpose and hide your progress; do not
disclose the extent of your designs until they cannot be opposed,
until the combat is over. Win the victory before you declare the
war. In a word, imitate those warlike people whose designs are not
known except by the ravaged country through which they have passed.
(Ninon de Lenclos, 1623-1706)
REVERSAL
No smoke screen, red herring, false sincerity, or
any other diversionary device will succeed in concealing your
intentions if you already have an established reputation for
deception. And as you get older and achieve success, it often
becomes increasingly difficult to disguise your cunning. Everyone
knows you practice deception; persist in playing naive and you run
the risk of seeming the rankest hypocrite, which will severely
limit your room to maneuver. In such cases it is better to own up,
to appear the honest rogue, or, better, the repentant rogue. Not
only will you be admired for your frankness, but, most wonderful
and strange of all, you will be able to continue your
stratagems.
As P. T. Barnum, the nineteenth-century king of
humbuggery, grew older, he learned to embrace his reputation as a
grand deceiver. At one point he organized a buffalo hunt in New
Jersey, complete with Indians and a few imported buffalo. He
publicized the hunt as genuine, but it came off as so completely
fake that the crowd, instead of getting angry and asking for their
money back, was greatly amused. They knew Barnum pulled tricks all
the time; that was the secret of his success, and they loved him
for it. Learning a lesson from this affair, Barnum stopped
concealing all of his devices, even revealing his deceptions in a
tell-all autobiography. As Kierkegaard wrote, “The world wants to
be deceived.”
Finally, although it is wiser to divert attention
from your purposes by presenting a bland, familiar exterior, there
are times when the colorful, conspicuous gesture is the right
diversionary tactic. The great charlatan mountebanks of
seventeenth- and eighteenth-century Europe used humor and
entertainment to deceive their audiences. Dazzled by a great show,
the public would not notice the charlatans’ real intentions. Thus
the star charlatan himself would appear in town in a night-black
coach drawn by black horses. Clowns, tightrope walkers, and star
entertainers would accompany him, pulling people in to his
demonstrations of elixirs and quack potions. The charlatan made
entertainment seem like the business of the day; the business of
the day was actually the sale of the elixirs and quack
potions.
Spectacle and entertainment, clearly, are excellent
devices to conceal your intentions, but they cannot be used
indefinitely. The public grows tired and suspicious, and eventually
catches on to the trick. And indeed the charlatans had to move
quickly from town to town, before word spread that the potions were
useless and the entertainment a trick. Powerful people with bland
exteriors, on the other hand—the Talleyrands, the Rothschilds, the
Selassies—can practice their deceptions in the same place
throughout their lifetimes. Their act never wears thin, and rarely
causes suspicion. The colorful smoke screen should be used
cautiously, then, and only when the occasion is right.