CHAPTER 17
LAURA was very sleepy when they got back to
camp. While she was gone, Matthew and Patrick had put up two tents
whose shadows danced crazily in the firelight, like jigsaw puzzles
falling and falling, on all the trunks of the trees. They were
singing.
“Lord Rameses of Egypt sighed / Because a summer
evening passed, / And little Ariadne cried / That summer fancy
fell—”
“Matthew, for the love of heaven!” said Celia,
coming forward. “The unicorn hath bid us sing more merry.”
Matthew stood up to greet her. “If that’s the
worst—no,” he said. “I see ’tis not.”
Celia smiled at him. “Let’s sing more merry, and
then we’ll tell you,” she said.
“More merry?” said Fence, in tones of disgust.
“We’ll give them more merry. An they’ll rant, we’ll mouthe as well
as they.”
Celia sat down next to Laura, Fence on the other
side of the fire.
“It isn’t funny,” said Ellen, in a stifled
voice.
“I know,” said Fence. “Matthew, wilt thou sing
Terence?”
Matthew sat down again, between Celia and Fence,
and grinned. “Gladly,” he said. “Celia?”
“I trust you know what you’re about,” said Celia,
very dryly. “Let’s sing and be done with it.”
Matthew said, not altogether seriously, “Spite the
unicorn and drown thyself.”
“That saying,” said Fence, “was made by a unicorn
for the jest of watching folk obey it. Sing.”
And all the grown-ups did.
“Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can’t be much amiss, ’tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.”
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can’t be much amiss, ’tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.”
It was a long song and not, except for the
rollicking tune, what Laura would have called merry. It had Milton
in it, which was disconcerting. The whole song was disconnected.
First they sang about drinking, which was where Milton came in, for
some odd reason; then they sang about how the world had far more
ill in it than good, so that making verse that gives a chap a
belly-ache constituted “friending” said chap “in the dark and
cloudy day”; and then they sang a creepy story about a king who ate
poison and thus immunized himself against the plots of his enemies.
“They put arsenic in his meat
And stared aghast to watch him eat;
They poured strychnine in his cup
And shook to see him drink it up.”
And stared aghast to watch him eat;
They poured strychnine in his cup
And shook to see him drink it up.”
Thank goodness, thought Laura, that Randolph’s not
here. She heard Fence’s light voice falter, when it was he who had
proposed the song; he should have remembered what was in it.
“They shook, they stared, as white’s their
shirt:
Them it was their poison hurt.”
Them it was their poison hurt.”
Laura remembered Ted’s account of how Randolph had
looked after the poisoning. The trouble was, it wasn’t only
Randolph his poison had hurt; the King was dead. Too bad Fence
hadn’t sung him this song. But nobody expected Randolph to do such
a thing. The Hidden Land was not the East where kings get their
fill, before they think, of poisoned meat and poisoned drink.
“—I tell the tale I heard told.
Mithridates, he died old.”
Mithridates, he died old.”
“What a gruesome song!” said Ellen.
“ ’Twill like the unicorns well,” said Fence.
Matthew said, “Now, Celia, thy tale?”
“Fence’s, I think,” said Celia.
“Nay, I did tell the last tale needed telling,”
said Fence; “my purse is empty.”
“As empty as the ocean when three little boats have
brought home a good catch,” said Celia, rather sharply, “but as you
will.”
As Celia spoke, Laura watched Matthew’s face, with
its sardonic bones and deep eyes. He was utterly impassive until
Celia came to the part where the unicorn said that Randolph should
have a care. Then he put a hand over his eyes.
“Shan’s mercy!” said Matthew. “What hath Randolph
done?”
“He hath made an unwise bargain with the Judge of
the Dead,” said Fence, with a perfect tranquility that made Laura’s
eyes prick with tears. Celia looked up with a stricken face.
“The bargain for Edward’s life,” said Matthew, in a
throttled voice. “No; for Ted’s?”
“’Twas for Edward’s life,” said Fence.
“And Randolph did agree?” said Matthew.
“Randolph,” said Fence, bitterly, “did suggest
it.”
“And Edward did agree?”
“No,” said Fence. “Nor Ted neither.”
“How then call this a bargain?”
Patrick made a restless movement; Ellen thrust an
elbow into his side; he turned his head and gave her a steady,
opaque look. Underlit by the fire, his face was much older.
“Ted’s alive,” said Fence.
“But Randolph did promise for Edward’s life?”
“Now look,” said Ellen.
“Hush,” said Matthew. “They err but seldom. Cannot
we turn this to some good account?”
“Randolph may do so, at the Gray Lake,” said
Fence.
“But the unicorn saith, he must have a care?”
Somewhere nearby, muffled, two notes sounded, as if
someone had begun to play a flute and given up. Celia jumped up and
ran for the pile of baggage, from which she returned carrying the
flute of Cedric and a large, flat leather pouch. The flute played
two more notes as she sat down, and two more. Laura recognized,
with resignation, that it was playing “The Minstrel Boy.” “The
minstrel boy to the war” was as far as it had gotten.
Celia took a sheet of thick paper from the pouch
and flattened it out on the rock she had been sitting on. Then she
removed, to Laura’s astonishment, a little jar of ink and a pen.
She filled the pen, held it ready over the paper, and with her
other hand held out the flute. “Come, Laura,” she said.
Laura got up, walked slowly around the fire, and
took the flute. It was as cold as if it had been carved out of ice.
She said, “Do I play ‘The Minstrel Boy’?”
“Aye,” said Celia. “As many times over as thou art
moved.”
This turned out to be six, by which time Laura’s
fingers were numb and her lips burned.
“There!” said Celia, laying down the pen and
shaking her hand.
Laura followed this example. There was a
constriction in her chest like the feeling a bout of bronchitis had
once given her. She wondered if they had antibiotics here.
Celia waved the paper in the air gently, and laid
it down on the rock again. Fence and Patrick joined her. Matthew
pressed gently on Laura’s shoulder until she sat down, and then
handed her a tin cup of tea.
“Something’s amiss,” said Celia.
“Read it,” said Matthew; he was watching to see if
Laura would drink the tea, so she drank some hastily.
Celia read it.
“Belaparthalion lived alone.
The wind blows the sand about.
Belaparthalion cracked dry bones.
The waves on the shore run in and out.
Belaparthalion cracked dry jests.
The unicorns rhyme in Griseous Lake.
Three wizards came at his behest.
The dry bones in the desert bake.”
The wind blows the sand about.
Belaparthalion cracked dry bones.
The waves on the shore run in and out.
Belaparthalion cracked dry jests.
The unicorns rhyme in Griseous Lake.
Three wizards came at his behest.
The dry bones in the desert bake.”
“That doesn’t fit the tune!” said Laura.
“Not well, no,” said Celia. “Sometimes that can’t
be helped. But look you, all the message is but those verses, writ
thrice o’er.”
“Belaparthalion,” said Matthew, thoughtfully.
“Think you it likes him not that we flute his name hither and
yon?”
“Why should they flute his name in the first
place?” demanded Patrick. “I thought they were going to the Gray
Lake and then to the Dragon King.”
“Griseous Lake!” said Ellen.
“Aye; ’tis the same,” said Celia. “They will not
arrive there for some several days.”
“But Belaparthalion?” said Patrick.
“What makes you think the real message was about
Belaparthalion?” said Ellen.
“The very alteration of such a message,” said
Matthew, “doth feed on its original. None may alter it into utter
falsehood.”
“Could we send them a message back asking what the
hell they think they’re doing?” said Ellen.
Celia looked around and grinned at her. “Not this
night,” she said. “Laura and I are weary. We must send the warning
to Randolph, that’s more urgent. Laura, canst thou play ‘Heat o’
the Sun’? One verse only; that one begins, ‘No exorciser harm
thee.’ Randolph will know what’s meant by’t.”
“I think so,” said Laura, reluctantly.
“No!” said Fence. “Not that. ’Twill be
misconstrued.”
“What, then?” said Celia; she was clearly puzzled,
but willing to let Fence have his way since he spoke so
vehemently.
Fence pressed his fingers to his eyes, the way
Laura’s mother would do when she had a headache. “Laura, canst thou
play ‘What if a Day’?”
Laura thought about it, and the fingerings rose
from the bottom of her mind like fish coming up in clear water when
you drop the breadcrumbs in. “Yes,” she said. She was very
tired.
“The second chorus,” said Fence. “As slowly as
liketh thee.”
Laura picked up the flute and almost dropped it, it
was so cold and her fingers so sore. But once she had gotten them
placed for the first note, they played of themselves. The words ran
along in her mind. All is hazard that we have, / There is
nothing biding; / Days of pleasure are like streams / Through fair
meadows gliding. / Weal and woe, time doth go, / Time is never
turning; / Secret fates guide our states, / Both in mirth and
mourning.
“Many thanks,” said Fence, and he picked up the
hand from which the flute was drooping and kissed it, with a
flourish. Laura would have enjoyed this more if he had not also
deftly taken the flute from her and given it to Celia.
“Fence,” said Celia. “This bargain for Ted’s
life.”
“It’s done,” said Fence.
Matthew looked at him. “Let’s consider this false
message,” he said.
Patrick suggested that it was in fact the true
beginning of the message Randolph had sent; Celia said Claudia was
too canny for that. There was an argument concerning whether it was
Claudia who had interfered. The only conclusion Matthew, Fence, and
Celia could agree on was that Belaparthalion had had some jest with
Randolph and that Belaparthalion had not been at his best when he
had it. Their reasoning was obscure, and their attempts to explain
it worse.
“Explain something else to me,” said Patrick, who
had been pestering them the most, and who usually knew when it
would be best to stop.
“Ask it,” said Fence.
“How could you forget the Judge of the Dead’s
name?”
Fence’s face cleared; Laura wondered what he had
thought Patrick would ask. “The Judge of the Dead hath a hundred
names,” he said. “I learned them when I was ten years old, and have
had little enough use for them since. Also, Apsinthion is a jesting
name, by which you would not address or invoke that power; and so
’tis of little matter.”
“He would use it outside, to the children,”
said Celia, in the tone Ruth would use to say, “That’s just
like Patrick.”
“Is the Judge of the Dead a unicorn?” asked
Ellen.
“Nay, naught so solid,” said Fence.
“He seems to have the same sort of sense of
humor.”
“The unicorns did choose the name,” said
Fence.
“Why’d he let them?” said Ellen.
“Ask him when thou meetest him,” said Fence. “I did
undertake to answer one question, and that from thy brother.” He
spoke lightly; but Laura shivered.
Ellen returned to the previous subject. “Can’t we
just send a quick message asking what they meant to tell us?”
“You,” said Celia, rounding on her, “are in no case
to ask for favors. Do you consider yourself under the same
stricture as your brother touching experimentation.” She rolled the
word around in her mouth as if it tasted sour.
That tone of voice and the use of the rebuking
“you” would have shrivelled Laura up like a raisin. Ellen said,
“But—”
“Do you so consider yourself.”
“Yes! I won’t meddle anymore. But can’t we
just—”
“Tomorrow,” said Celia.
“Grown-ups everywhere,” said Ellen. “You’re all
alike.”
“To bed,” said Celia, whereupon both Ellen and
Laura burst out laughing.
“Aren’t we going to set a watch?” asked
Patrick.
“Against what?” said Fence. “Canst thou prevent a
pouring of poetry into the porches of our dreaming ears, by all
means make thy dispositions.”
“I’ll think about it,” said Patrick.
Fence only chuckled. They all went to bed, the
children in one tent and the grown-ups in the other; and if anybody
poured poetry into Laura’s dreaming ears, she did not notice. She
dreamt that she was back in school and had forgotten her homework.
She woke up in a cold sweat to Ellen’s snoring, and Patrick’s light
breathing, and a dapple of moonlight on the blackened remnants of
the fire. The weather had cleared, and nobody cared that she had
not looked up twenty-five botanical terms in the dictionary and
copied down their major definitions in a clear hand with no
mistakes in the spelling. Nobody was bothering her at all; but
everybody else was bothered. Laura stared at the dark and tried to
decide which was worse, and fell asleep again.