J.B.H.

Dear Writer:

Nice try, mac—but FIST likes to sock 'em with real he-man stuff. Show us more action.

Editor 007, Slushpile

PS—Watch that stuff on phones. Want to ruin a damn fine system? If my gal ever caught on—

Dear Editor Slushpile,

Enclosed is a revision of "Busy Signal" with he-man action, as you suggested.