- Max Brooks
- The Zombie Survival Guide
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1281 A.D., CHINA
The Venetian explorer Marco Polo wrote
in his journal that during one visit to the emperor’s summer palace
of Xanadu, Kublai Khan displayed a severed zombie head preserved in
a jar of clear alcoholic fluid (Polo described the fluid as “with
the essence of wine but clear and biting to the nose”). This head,
the Khan stated, had been taken by his grandfather, Genghis, when
he returned from his conquests in the West. Polo wrote that the
head was aware of their presence. It even watched them with nearly
decomposed eyes. When he reached out to touch it, the head snapped
at his fingers. The Khan chastised him for this foolish act,
recounting the tale of a low-ranking court official who had tried
the same thing and had been bitten by the severed head. This
official later “seemed to die within days but rose again to attack
his servants.” Polo states that the head remained “alive”
throughout his stay in China. No one knows the fate of this relic.
When Polo returned from Asia, his story was suppressed by the
Catholic Church and therefore does not appear in the official
publication of his adventures. Historians have theorized that,
since the Mongols reached as far as Baghdad, the head may be one of
the original subjects of Ibrahim Obeidallah, which would entitle
the head to the record of the bestpreserved, oldest “living” relic
of a zombie specimen.
1523 A.D., OAXACA, MEXICO
The natives tell of a sickness that
darkens the soul, causing a thirst for the blood of their brothers.
They tell of men, women, even children whose flesh have become gray
with rot and possess an unholy smell. Once darkened, there is no
method of healing, save death, and that can only be achieved
through fire, since the body becomes resistant to all arms of man.
I believe this to be a tragedy of the heathen, for, without their
knowledge of Our Lord Jesus Christ, there was indeed no cure for
this illness. Now that we have blessed their masses with the light
and truth of His love, we must strive to seek these darkened souls,
and cleanse them with all the force of Heaven.
This text was, supposedly, taken from
the accounts of Father Esteban Negron, a Spanish priest and student
of Bartolome de las Casas, previously edited from the original
works and recently discovered in Santo Domingo. Opinions vary on
the authenticity of this manuscript. Some believe it to be a part
of a Vatican order to suppress all information on the subject.
Others believe it to be an elaborate hoax along the lines of the
“Hitler diaries.”
1554 A.D., SOUTH AMERICA
A Spanish expedition under the command
of Don Rafael Cordoza penetrated the Amazon jungle in search of the
fabled El Dorado, the City of Gold. Tupi guides warned him not to
enter an area known as “The Valley of Endless Sleep.” In it, they
cautioned, he would find a race of creatures who moaned like wind
and thirsted for blood. Many men had entered this valley, said the
Tupi. None ever returned. Most of the conquistadors were terrified
by this warning and begged to return to the coast. Cordoza,
believing that the Tupi had fabricated this story in order to hide
the golden city, pushed his expedition forward. After dark, the
camp was attacked by dozens of walking dead. What transpired that
night is still a mystery. The passenger manifest from theSan
Varonica, the ship that carried Cordoza from South America to Santo
Domingo, has shown that he was the only survivor to reach the
coast. Whether he fought to the end or simply abandoned his men, no
one knows. A year later, Cordoza reached Spain, where he provided a
full account of this attack to both the Royal Court in Madrid and
the Holy Office in Rome. Accused of squandering crown resources by
the Royal Court, and of speaking blasphemous acts by the Vatican,
the conquistador was stripped of his title and died in obscure
poverty. His story is a compilation of fragments from many texts
concerning this period in Spain’s history. No original work has
been discovered.
1579 A.D., THE CENTRAL
PACIFIC
During his circumnavigation of the
globe, Francis Drake, the pirate who later became a national hero,
stopped at an unnamed island to restock his supplies of food and
fresh water. The natives warned him not to visit a small, nearby
cay that was inhabited by “the Gods of the Dead.” According to
custom, the deceased and terminally ill were placed on this island,
where the gods would take them, body and soul, to live on forever.
Drake, fascinated by their story, decided to investigate. Observing
from aboard ship, he watched as a native shore party placed the
body of a dying man on the island’s beach. After blowing several
calls from a conch shell, the natives retreated to the sea. Moments
later, several figures staggered slowly out of the jungle. Drake
watched them feed on the corpse before slouching out of sight. To
his amazement, the half-eaten body rose to its feet and hobbled
after them. Drake never spoke of this incident during his life. The
facts were discovered in a secret journal he kept hidden until his
death. This journal, passing from one personal collector to
another, eventually found its way into the library of Admiral
Jackie Fischer, the father of the modern Royal Navy. In 1907
Fischer had it copied and gave it to several of his friends as a
Christmas gift. Along with exact coordinates, Drake proclaimed this
landmass “the Isle of the Damned.”
1583 A.D., SIBERIA
A scouting party for the infamous
Cossack Yermak, lost and starving in the frozen wild, was sheltered
by an indigenous, Asiatic tribe. Once they had recovered their
strength, the Europeans repaid the kindness by declaring themselves
the rulers of the village, and settled down for the winter until
Yermak’s main force arrived. After feasting for several weeks on
the village’s stored food, the Cossacks now turned their hunger
upon the villagers themselves. In a savage act of cannibalism,
thirteen people were eaten, while the others fled into the
wilderness. The Cossacks went through this new source of food
within days. In desperation, they turned to the village burial
ground, where, it was believed, the freezing temperatures had
preserved any fresh corpses. The first body exhumed was a woman in
her early twenties, who had been buried with her hands and legs
bound and her mouth gagged. Once defrosted, the dead woman revived.
The Cossacks were astounded. Hoping to learn how she had achieved
such a feat, they removed her gag. The woman bit one Cossack on the
hand. With continued shortsightedness, ignorance, and brutality,
the Cossacks dismembered, roasted, and ate her flesh. Only two
abstained: the wounded warrior (it was believed by his comrades
that food should not be wasted on the dying) and a deeply
superstitious man who believed the meat to be cursed. In a manner
of speaking, he was right. All who ate the zombie’s flesh died that
night. The wounded man expired the next morning.
The one survivor attempted to burn the
bodies. As he was preparing a funeral pyre, the bitten corpse
revived. With the new zombie in hot pursuit, the lone survivor took
off across the steppe. Barely an hour into the chase, the exposed
zombie froze solid. The Cossack wandered for several days until he
was rescued by another scouting party from
Yermak. His account was documented by
a Russian historian, Father Pietro Georgiavich Vatutin. The work
remained obscure for several generations, housed in the remote
monastery on Valam Island on Lake Ladoga. It is only now being
translated into English. Nothing is known of the fate of the
Asiatic villagers or even what their true identity is. The
subsequent genocide against these people by Yermak left few
survivors. From a scientific point of view, this account represents
the first known occurrence of a zombie freezing solid.
1587 A.D., ROANOKE ISLAND, NORTH
CAROLINA
English colonists, isolated from any
support from Europe, sent regular hunting parties to the mainland
in search of food. One of these parties disappeared for three
weeks. When a lone survivor returned, he described an attack by “a
band of savages … their putrid, worm-ridden skin impervious to
powder and shot!” Although only one of the eleven-man party was
killed, four of the others were savagely mauled. These men died the
following day, were buried, then rose from their shallow graves
within hours. The survivor swore that the remainder of his party
was eaten alive by his former comrades, and that he alone escaped.
The colony magistrate declared the man both a liar and a murderer.
He was hanged the next morning.
A second expedition was sent to
recover the bodies “lest their remains be desecrated by heathens.”
The five-man party returned in a state of near collapse, bite and
scratch marks covering their bodies. They had been attacked on the
mainland, both by the “savages” described by the now-vindicated,
deceased survivor, and also by members of the first hunting party.
These new survivors, after a period of medical examination, passed
away within hours of each other. Burial was set for the following
dawn. That night, they reanimated. Details are sketchy as to the
rest of the story. One version describes the eventual infection and
destruction of the entire town. Another has the Croatan Nation,
recognizing the danger for what it was, rounding up and burning
every colonist on the island. In a third account, these same Native
Americans rescued the surviving townspeople and dispatched the
undead and wounded. All three stories have appeared in fictional
accounts and historical texts for the last two centuries. None
presents an airtight explanation as to why the first English
settlement in North America literally vanished without a
trace.
1611 A.D., EDO, JAPAN
Enrique Desilva, a Portuguese merchant
doing business in the islands, wrote this passage in a letter to
his brother:
Father Mendoza, reacquainting himself
with Castillian wine, spoke of a man who has recently converted to
our faith. This Savage was a member of one of the most secretive
orders in this exotic, barbaric land, “The Brotherhood of Life.”
According to the old clergyman, this secret society trains
assassins for, and I speak in all sincerity, the purpose of
executing demons…. These creatures, from his explanation, were once
human beings. After their death, some unseen evil caused them to
arise … feasting upon the flesh of the living. To combat this
terror, “The Brotherhood of Life” has been formed, according to
Mendoza, by the Shogun himself…. They are taken from an early age …
trained in the art of destruction…. Their strange manner of unarmed
battle devotes much time to avoiding manhandling by the demons,
wriggling as does a snake to avoid being seized…. Their weapons,
oddly shaped Oriental scimitars, are designed for the severing of
heads…. Their temple, although its location remains the utmost
secret, is said to possess a room where the live and still-wailing
heads of destroyed monsters adorn the walls. Senior recruits,
primed for their ascension into the brotherhood, must spend an
entire night in this room, with nothing but the unholy objects for
company…. If Father Mendoza’s story is true, this land is, as we
have always suspected, one of godless evil… . Were it not for the
lure of silk and spice, we would do well to avoid it at all costs….
I asked the old priest where this new convert was, in order to hear
the words of this tale from his own lips. Mendoza informed me that
he had been found murdered almost a fortnight ago. “The
Brotherhood” do not allow their secrets to be spilled, nor their
members to renounce their allegiance.
Many secret societies existed in
feudal Japan. “The Brotherhood of Life” does not appear in any
text, past or present. Desilva does make some historical
inaccuracies in his letter, such as referring to a Japanese sword
as a “scimitar.” (Most Europeans did not bother with learning any
aspects of Japanese culture.) His description of the wailing heads
is also an inaccuracy as a severed zombie head could not produce
any noise without a diaphragm, lungs, and vocal cords. If his story
is true, however, it would explain why there have been few reported
outbreaks in Japan as opposed to the rest of the world. Either
Japanese culture has produced an effective wall of silence
surrounding its outbreaks or the Brotherhood of Life accomplished
its mission. Either way, there were no reports of outbreaks in
connection with Japan until the mid-twentieth century.
1690 A.D., THE SOUTHERN
ATLANTIC
The Portuguese merchantmanMarialva
left Bissau, West Africa, with a cargo of slaves bound for Brazil.
It never reached its destination. Three years later, in the middle
of the South Atlantic, the Danish vesselZeebrug spotted the
driftingMarialva. A boarding party was dispatched for the purpose
of salvage. They found, instead, a cargo hold of undead Africans
still chained to their bunks, writhing and moaning. There was no
sign of the crew, and each of the zombies had at least one bite
taken from its body. The Danes, believing this ship to be cursed,
rowed hastily back to their vessel and reported their findings to
the captain. He immediately sank theMarialva with cannon fire.
Because there is no way of knowing exactly how the infestation came
aboard, all that is left to us is speculation. No lifeboats were
found aboard. Only the captain’s body was found, locked in his
cabin, with a self-inflicted pistol wound to the head. Many believe
that, since the Africans were all chained, the initial infected
person must have been a member of the Portuguese crew. If this is
true, the unfortunate slaves would have to have endured watching
their captors devour or infect one another after their slow
transformation into living dead, the virus having worked its way
through their systems. Even worse is the awful likelihood that one
of these crewmembers attacked and infected a chained slave. This
new ghoul, in turn, bit the chained, screaming person next to him.
On and on down the line, until the screams were eventually quiet
and the entire hold was filled with zombies. Imagining those at the
end of the line, seeing their future creeping steadily closer, was
enough to conjure the worst nightmares.
1762 A.D., CASTRIES, ST. LUCIA, THE
CARIBBEAN
The story of this outbreak is still
told today, both by Caribbean islanders and Caribbean immigrants in
the United Kingdom. It serves as a powerful warning, not just of
the power of the living dead but of humanity’s frustrating
inability to unite against them. An outbreak of indeterminate
source began in the poor white area of the small, overcrowded city
of Castries on the island of St. Lucia. Several free black and
mulatto residents realized the source of the “illness” and
attempted to warn the authorities. They were ignored. The outbreak
was diagnosed as a form of rabies. The first group of infected
people were locked in the town jail. Those who suffered bites while
trying to restrain them were sent home without treatment. Within
forty-eight hours, all of Castries was in chaos. The local militia,
not knowing how to stem the onslaught, was overrun and consumed.
The remaining whites fled the city to the outlying plantations.
Because many of them had already been bitten, they eventually
spread the infection throughout the entire island. By the tenth
day, 50 percent of the white population was dead. Forty percent,
more than several hundred individuals, were prowling the island as
reanimated zombies. The remainder had either escaped by whatever
seacraft they could find or remained holed up in the two fortresses
at Vieux Fort and Rodney Bay. This left a sizable force of black
slaves who now found themselves “free” but at the mercy of the
undead.
Unlike the white inhabitants, the
former slaves possessed a deep cultural understanding of their
enemy, an asset that replaced panic with determination. Slaves on
every plantation organized themselves into tightly disciplined
hunting teams. Armed with torches and machetes (all firearms had
been taken by the fleeing whites) and allied with the remaining
free blacks and mulattoes (St. Lucia contained small but prominent
communities of both), they swept the island from north to south.
Communicating by drum, the teams shared intelligence and
coordinated battle tactics. In a slow, deliberate wave, they
cleared St. Lucia in seven days. Those whites still within the
forts refused to join the struggle, as their racial bigotry matched
their cowardice. Ten days after the last zombie was dispatched,
British and French colonial troops arrived. Instantly, all former
slaves were placed back in chains. Any resisters were hanged. As
the incident was recorded as a slave uprising, all free blacks and
mulattoes were either enslaved or hanged for aiding in the supposed
rebellion. Although no written records were kept, an oral account
was passed down to the present day. A monument is rumored to exist
somewhere on the island. No resident will testify to its location.
If one can take a positive lesson from Castries, it is that a group
of civilians, motivated and disciplined, with only the most
primitive arms and basic communication, is a formidable match for
any zombie attack.
1807 A.D., PARIS, FRANCE
A man was admitted to Château Robinet,
a “hospital” for the criminally insane. The official report filed
by Dr. Reynard Boise, chief administrator, states: “The patient
appears incoherent, almost feral, with a insatiable lust for
violence…. With jaws that snap like a rabid dog, he successfully
wounded one of the other patients before being restrained.” The
story that followed consists of the “wounded” inmate receiving
minor treatment (bandaging his wounds and a dose of rum), then
being placed back in a communal cell with more than fifty other men
and women. What followed days later was an orgy of violence. Guards
and doctors, too frightened by the screams emanating from the cell,
refused to enter until a week had passed. By this time, all that
remained were five infected, partially devoured zombies, and the
scattered parts of several dozen corpses. Boise promptly resigned
his position and retired to private life. Little is known of what
happened to the walking dead, or the original zombie that was
brought to the institution. Napoleon Bonaparte himself ordered the
hospital to be closed, “purified,” and turned into a convalescent
home for army veterans. Also, nothing is known of where the first
zombie came from, how he contracted the disease, or, in fact, if he
had infected anyone else before being sent to Château
Robinet.
1824 A.D., SOUTHERN
AFRICA
This excerpt was taken from the diary
of H. F. Fynn, a member of the original British expedition to meet,
travel, and negotiate with the great Zulu king Shaka.
The kraal was abuzz with life…. The
young nobleman stepped forward into the center of the cattle pen….
Four of the king’s greatest warriors brought forth a figure,
carried and restrained by the hands and feet … a bag fashioned of
royal cowhide covered his head. This same hide covered the hands
and forearms of his guards, so their flesh never touched that of
the condemned…. The young nobleman grabbed his assegai [four-foot
stabbing spear] and leapt into the pen…. The King shouted his
order, commanding his warriors to hurl their charge into the kraal.
The condemned struck the hard earth, flailing about like a drunken
man. The leather bag slipped from his head … his face, to my
horror, was frighteningly disfigured. A large knob of flesh had
been gouged from his neck as if torn by some ungodly beast. His
eyes had been plucked out, the remaining chasms staring into hell.
From neither wound flowed the smallest drop of blood. The King
raised his hand, silencing the frenzied multitude. A stillness hung
over the kraal; a stillness so complete, the birds themselves
appeared to obey the mighty King’s order…. The young nobleman
raised his assegai to his chest and uttered a word. His voice was
too meek, too soft to reach my ears. The man, the poor devil,
however, must have heard the solitary voice. His head turned
slowly, his mouth widened. From his bruised and torn lips came a
howl so terrifying, it shook me to my very bones. The monster, for
now I was convinced it was a monster, slouched slowly towards the
nobleman. The young Zulu brandished his assegai. He stabbed
forward, embedding the dark blade in the monster’s chest. The demon
did not fall, did not expire, did not hint that its heart had been
pierced. It simply continued its steady, unrelenting approach. The
nobleman retreated, shaking like a leaf in the wind. He stumbled
and fell, earth sticking to his perspiration-covered body. The
crowd kept their silence, a thousand ebony statues staring down at
the tragic scene…. And so Shaka leapt into the pen and bellowed
“Sondela! Sondela!” The monster immediately turned from the prone
nobleman to the King. With the speed of a musket ball, Shaka
grabbed the assegai from the monster’s chest and drove it through
one of the vacant eye pouches. He then twirled the weapon like a
fencing champion, spinning the blade tip within the monster’s
skull. The abomination dropped to its knees, then toppled forward,
burying its abhorrent face in the red soil of Africa.
The narrative abruptly ends here. Fynn
never explained what happened to the doomed nobleman or the slain
zombie. Naturally, this rite of passage ceremony presents several
burning questions: What is the origin of the use of zombies in this
way? Did the Zulus have more than one ghoul on hand for this
purpose? If so, by what means did they come by them?
1839 A.D., EAST AFRICA
The travel diary of Sir James
Ashton-Hayes, one of the many incompetent Europeans seeking the
source of the Nile, reveals the probability of a zombie attack, and
an organized, culturally accepted response to it.
He came to the village early that
morning, a young Negro with a wound in his arm. Obviously the
little savage had missed his spear shot and the intended dinner had
kissed him goodbye. As humorous as this was to behold, the events
that followed struck me as utterly barbaric…. Both the village
witch doctor and the tribal chief examined the wound, heard the
young man’s story, and nodded some unspoken decision. The injured
man, through tears, said goodbye to his wife and family … obviously
in their custom, physical contact is not permitted, then knelt at
the feet of the chief…. The old man took hold of a large,
iron-tipped cudgel then brought it crashing down upon the doomed
man’s head, stoving it in like a giant black egg. Almost
immediately, ten of the tribe’s warriors flung down their spears,
unsheathed their primitive cutlasses, and uttered a bizarre chant,
“Nagamba ekwaga nah eereeah enge.” That said, they simply headed
out across the Savanna. The body of the unfortunate savage was
then, to my horror, dismembered and burned while the women of the
tribe wailed to the pillar of smoke. When I asked our guide for
some sort of explanation, he merely shrugged his diminutive frame
and responded, “Do you want him to rise again, this night?” Queer
sort of folk, these savages.
Hayes neglects to say exactly what
tribe this was, and further study has revealed all his geographical
data to be woefully inaccurate. (Small wonder he never found the
Nile.) Fortunately, the battle cry was later identified as“Njamba
egoaga na era enge,” a Gikuyu phrase meaning, “Together we fight,
and together we win or die.” This gives historians a clue that he
was at least in what is today modern Kenya.
1848 A.D., OWL CREEK MOUNTAINS,
WYOMING
Although this is probably not the
first U.S. zombie attack, it is the first to be recorded. A group
of fifty-six pioneers, known as the Knudhansen Party, disappeared
in the Central Rockies on their way to California. One year later,
a second expedition discovered the remains of a base camp believed
to be their last resting place.
Signs of a battle were obvious. All
manner of broken gear lay strewn among charred wagons. We also
discovered the remains of at least five and forty souls. Among
their many wounds, each shared a common breakage of the skull. Some
of these holes appeared to have been caused by bullets, others by
blunt instruments such as hammers or even rocks…. Our guide, an
experienced man with many years in these wilds, believed this not
to be the work of wild Indians. After all, he argued, why would
they have murdered our people without taking both horse and oxen?
We counted skeletons of all animals and found him to be correct….
One other fact we found most distressing was the number of bite
wounds found on each of the deceased. As no animals, from
the
howling snow wolf to the tiny ant,
touched the carcasses, we ruled out their complicity in this
matter. Stories of cannibalism were ever present on the frontier,
but we were horrified to believe such tales of godless savagery
could be true, especially after such horrific tales of the Donner
Party…. What we could not fathom, however, was why they would turn
on each other so quickly when supplies of food had still not run
out.
This passage came from Arne Svenson, a
schoolteacher turned pioneer and farmer, of the second expedition.
This story in itself does not necessarily prove there was a Solanum
outbreak. Solid evidence would surface, but not for another forty
years.
1852 A.D., CHIAPAS,
MEXICO
A group of American treasure hunters
from Boston, James Miller, Luke MacNamara, and Willard Douglass,
traveled to this remote jungle province for the purpose of
pillaging rumored Mayan ruins. While staying in the town of
Tzinteel, they witnessed the burial of a man claimed to be “a
drinker of Satan’s blood.” They saw that the man was bound, gagged,
and still alive. Believing this to be some sort of barbaric
execution, the North Americans succeeded in rescuing the condemned
man. Once the chains and gag were removed, the pris-oner
immediately attacked his liberators. Gunfire had no effect.
MacNamara was killed; the other two were lightly wounded. One month
later, their families received a letter dated the day after the
attack. Within its pages, the two men related the details of their
adventure, including a sworn statement that their murdered friend
had “come back to life” following the attack. They also wrote that
their superficial bite wounds were festering and that a horrible
fever had set in. They promised to rest for a few weeks in Mexico
City for medical treatment, then return to the United States as
soon as possible. They were never heard from again.
1867 A.D., THE INDIAN
OCEAN
An English mail steamer,RMS Rona,
transporting 137 convicts to Australia, anchored off Bijourtier
Island to aid an unidentified ship that appeared stranded on a
sandbar. The shore party discovered a zombie whose back had been
broken, dragging itself across the ship’s deserted decks. When they
tried to offer help, the zombie lurched forward and bit off one of
the sailor’s fingers. While another seaman sliced the zombie’s head
off with his cutlass, the others took their injured comrade back to
the ship. That night, the wounded sailor was placed in his bunk and
given a draught of rum and a promise by the ship’s surgeon to check
on him at dawn. That night, the fresh zombie reanimated and
attacked his shipmates. The captain, in a panic, ordered the cargo
hold boarded up,
sealing the convicts in with the
ghoul, and continued on course for Australia. For the rest of the
voyage, the hold echoed with screams that melted into moans.
Several of the crew swore they could hear the agonizing squeaks of
rats as they were eaten alive.
After six weeks at sea, the ship
anchored at Perth. The officers and crew rowed ashore to inform the
magistrate what had happened. Apparently, no one believed the
stories of these sailors. A contingent of regular troops were sent
for, if for no other reason than to escort the prisoners off.RMS
Rona remained at anchor for five days, waiting for these troops to
arrive. On the sixth day, a storm broke the ship’s anchor chain,
carried it several miles up the coastline, and smashed it against a
reef. Townspeople, and the ship’s former crew, found no evidence of
the undead. All that remained were human bones and tracks leading
inland. The story of theRona was common among sailors in the late
nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. Admiralty records list
the ship as lost at sea.
1882 A.D., PIEDMONT,
OREGON
Evidence of the attack comes from a
relief party, sent to investigate the small silvermining town after
two months of isolation. This group found Piedmont in shambles.
Many houses had been burned. Those still standing were riddled with
bullet holes. Strangely, these holes showed that all shots had been
fired from inside the houses, as if the battles had all taken place
within their walls. Even more shocking was the discovery of
twenty-seven mangled and half-eaten skeletons. An early theory
regarding cannibalism was discarded when the town’s warehouses were
found to contain enough food supplies for an entire winter. When
investigating the mine itself, the relief party made its final and
most terrifying discovery. The entry shaft had been blasted shut
from the inside. Fiftyeight men, women, and children were found,
all dead from starvation. The rescuers determined that enough food
to last several weeks had been stored and eaten, suggesting that
these people had been entombed for much longer than that. Once a
thorough count of all corpses, mangled and starved, had been made,
at least thirty-two townsfolk could not be accounted
for.
The most widely accepted theory is
that, for some reason, a ghoul or group of ghouls emerged from the
wilderness and attacked Piedmont. After a short, violent battle,
the survivors carried what food they could to the mine. After
sealing themselves in, these people presumably waited for a rescue
that never came. It is suspected that, before the decision was made
to retreat to the mine, one or more survivors attempted to trek
through the wilderness to the closest outpost for help. Since no
record of this exists and no bodies have ever been found, it is
logical to assume that these proposed messengers either perished in
the wild or were consumed by the undead. If zombies did exist,
their remains have never been recovered. No official cover-up
followed the Piedmont incident. Rumors ranged from plague, to
avalanche, to infighting, to attacks by “wild Indians” (no Native
Americans lived in or anywhere near Piedmont). The mine itself was
never reopened.
The Patterson Mining Company (owner of
the mine and the town) paid compensation of $20 to each relative of
the residents of Piedmont in exchange for their silence. Evidence
of this transaction appeared in the company’s accounting logs.
These were discovered when the corporation declared bankruptcy in
1931. No subsequent investigation followed.
1888 A.D., HAYWARD,
WASHINGTON
This passage describes the appearance
of North America’s first professional zombie hunter. The incident
began when a fur trapper named Gabriel Allens stumbled into town
with a deep gash on his arm. “Allens spoke of a soul who wandered
like a man possessed, his skin as gray as stone, his eyes fixed in
a lifeless stare. When Allens approached the wretch, he let out a
hideous moan and bit the trapper on his right forearm.” This
passage comes from the journal of Jonathan Wilkes, the town doctor
who treated Allens after his attack. Little is known about how the
infestation spread from this first victim to the other members of
the town. Fragments of data suggest the next victim was Dr. Wilkes,
followed by three men who attempted to restrain him. Six days after
the initial attack, Hayward was a town under siege. Many hid
themselves in private homes or the town church while the zombies
relentlessly attacked their barricades. Although firearms were
plentiful, no one recognized the need for a head shot. Food, water,
and ammunition were rapidly consumed. No one expected to hold
longer than another six days.
At dawn on the seventh day, a Lakota
man named Elija Black arrived. On horseback, with a U.S. Army
cavalry saber, he decapitated twelve ghouls within the first twenty
minutes. Black then used a charred stick to draw a circle around
the town’s water tower before climbing to the top. Between yells,
an old army bugle, and his tethered horse for bait, he managed to
attract every walking dead in town toward his position. Each one
that entered the circle received a head shot from his Winchester
repeater. In this careful, disciplined manner, Black eliminated the
entire horde, fifty-nine zombies, in six hours. By the time the
survivors realized what had happened, their savior was gone. Later
accounts have pieced together the background of Elija Black. As a
fifteen-year-old boy, he and his grandfather had been hunting when
they came upon the Knudhansen Party massacre. At least one member
had been infected earlier and, once turned, had attacked the rest
of the group. Black and his grandfather destroyed the other zombies
with tomahawk strikes to the head, decapitation, and fire. One of
the “survivors,” a thirty-yearold woman, explained how the
infestation spread and how over half of the nowreanimated party had
wandered into the wilderness. She then confessed that her wounds
and those of the others were an incurable curse. Unanimously, they
begged for death.
After this mass mercy killing, the old
Lakota revealed to his grandson that he had hidden a bite wound
suffered during the battle. Elija Black’s last kill of the day
would be his own grandfather. From then on, he devoted his life to
hunting down the remaining zombies of
the Knudhansen Party. With each
encounter, he grew in knowledge and experience. Although never
reaching Piedmont, he had dispatched nine of the town’s zombies
that had wandered into the wilderness. By the time of Hayward,
Black had become, in all probability, the world’s leading field
scholar, tracker, and executioner of the undead. Little is known of
the remainder of his life or how it eventually ended. In 1939, his
biography was published both in book form and a series of articles
that appeared in English newspapers. As neither version has
survived, it is impossible to know exactly how many battles Black
fought. A dedicated search is under way to track down lost copies
of his book.
1893 A.D., FORT LOUIS PHILIPPE, FRENCH
NORTH AFRICA
The diary of a junior officer in the
French Foreign Legion relates one of the most serious outbreaks in
history:
Three hours after dawn he came, a lone
Arab on foot, on the brink of death from sun and thirst…. After a
day’s rest, with treatment and water, he related the story of a
plague which turned its victims into cannibalistic horrors…. Before
our expedition to the village could be mounted, lookouts on the
south wall spotted what appeared to be a herd of animals on the
horizon…. Through my glasses, I could see they were not beasts but
men, their flesh absent of color, their clothes worn and tattered.
As the wind shifted, it brought to us, first a withering groan,
then not long afterward, the stench of human decay. … We guessed
these poor wretches to be on the heels of our survivor. How they
managed to traverse such a distance without food nor water, we
could not say…. Calls and warnings produced no response…. Bursts
from our cannon did nothing to scatter them…. Long-range rifle
shots seemed to have no effect! .. . Corporal Strom was immediately
dispatched on horseback to Bir-El-Ksaib while we shut the gates and
prepared for an attack.
The attack turned into the longest
recorded undead siege. The legionnaires were unable to grasp the
fact their attackers were dead, wasting their ammunition on shots
to the torso. Accidental head shots were not enough to convince
them of this successful tactic. Corporal Strom, the man sent for
help, was never heard from again. It is assumed that he met his
fate from hostile Arabs or the desert itself. His comrades inside
the fort remained besieged for three years! Fortunately, a supply
caravan had just arrived. Water was already available from the well
that prompted the building of the fort. Pack animals and horses
were eventually slaughtered and rationed as a last-ditch effort.
All this time, the undead army, well over five hundred, continued
to surround the walls. The diary reports that, over time, many were
brought down by homemade explosives, improvised Molotov cocktails,
and even large stones hurled over the parapet. It was not enough,
however, to break the siege. Incessant moaning drove several men
insane and led two of them to commit suicide. Several attempts were
made to leap over the wall and run for safety. All
who tried were surrounded and mauled.
An attempted mutiny further thinned their ranks, bringing the total
number of survivors to only twenty-seven. At this time, the unit’s
commanding officer decided to try one more desperate
plan:
All men were equipped with a full
supply of water and what little food remained. All ladders and
staircases leading up to the parapets were destroyed…. We assembled
on the south wall and began to call to our tormentors, gathering
almost all right at our gates. Colonel Drax, with the courage of a
man possessed, was lowered into the parade ground, where he lifted
the bolt himself. Suddenly, the stinking multitude swarmed into our
fortress. The colonel made sure he provided them with enough bait,
leading the wretches across the parade ground, through the barracks
and mess hall, across the infirmary … he was hoisted to safety just
in time, a severed, rotting hand clasped tightly to his boot. We
continued to call to the creatures, booing and hissing, jumping
about like wild monkeys, only now we were calling to those
creatures within our own fort! … Dorset and O’Toole were lowered to
the north wall … they sprinted to the gate and pulled it shut! …
The creatures inside, in their mindless rage, did not think to
simply pull them open again! Pushing as they did against the inward
opening gates, they only succeeded in trapping themselves
further!
The legionnaires then dropped to the
desert floor, dispatched the few zombies outside the walls in
vicious hand-to-hand combat, then marched over 240 miles to the
nearest oasis, at Bir Ounane. Army records do not tell of this
siege. No explanation is given why, when regular dispatches stopped
arriving from Fort Louis Philippe, no investigative forces were
sent. The only official nod to anyone involved in the incident is
the court-martial and imprisonment of Colonel Drax. Transcripts of
his trial, including the charges, remain sealed. Rumors of the
outbreak continued to populate the Legion, the Army, and French
society for decades. Many fictional accounts were written about
“the Devil’s Siege.” Despite their denial of the incident, the
French Foreign Legion never sent another expedition to Fort Louis
Philippe.
1901 A.D., LU SHAN,
FORMOSA
According to Bill Wakowski, an
American sailor serving with the Asiatic fleet, several peasants
from Lu Shan rose from their beds and proceeded to attack the
village. Because of Lu Shan’s remoteness and lack of wire
communication (telephone/telegraph), word did not reach Taipei
until seven days later.
These American missionaries, Pastor
Alfred’s flock, they thought that it was God’s punishment on the
Chinamen for not taking in His word. They knew faith, and the Holy
Father would chase the devil out of them. Our skipper, he ordered
them to stay put until he could muster an armed escort. Pastor
Alfred wouldn’t hear of it. While the old man wired for help, they
headed up the river…. Our shore party and a platoon of
Nationalist
Troops reached the village just about
midday … bodies, or pieces of them, were everywhere. The ground was
all sticky. And the smell, God almighty, that smell! … When those
things came out of the mist, disgusting creatures, human devils. We
plugged them at less than a hundred yards. Nothing worked. Not our
Krags, not our Gattling … Riley just kind of lost his marbles, I
guess. Fixed his bayonet and tried to skewer one of the beasties.
About a dozen others swarmed around him. Quick like lightning they
tore my buddy limb from limb. They gnawed his flesh right down to
the bone! It was a grisly sight! … And here he comes, little bald
witch doctor or monk, or whatever you call him . .. swinging what
looked like a flat shovel with a quarter moon blade on the back …
must have been ten, twenty corpses at his feet … he runs over,
chattering all crazy, pointing to his head then theirs. The Old
Man, Lord knows how he reckoned what the Chinaman was babbling
about, ordered us to aim for the beasties’ heads…. We drilled them
point blank…. Picking through the bodies, we discovered among the
Chinamen were a few white men, our missionaries. One of our guys
found a monster whose spine had been snapped by a round. It was
still alive, flapping its arms, snapping its bloody teeth, letting
out that God Awful moan! The Old Man recognized it as Pastor
Alfred. He said the Lord’s Prayer, then shot the padre in the
temple.
Wakowski sold his full account to the
pulp magazineTales of the Macabre, an act that resulted in his
immediate discharge and imprisonment. Upon release, Wakowski
refused any further interviews. To this day, the U.S. Navy denies
the story.
1905 A.D., TABORA, TANGANYIKA, GERMAN
EAST AFRICA
Trial transcripts state that a native
guide referred to only as “Simon” was arrested and charged with the
decapitation of a famous white hunter, Karl Seekt. Simon’s defense
counsel, a Dutch planter named Guy Voorster, explained that his
client believed he had actually committed a heroic act. According
to Voorster:
Simon’s people believe that a malady
exists that robs the life force from a man. In its place is left
the body, dead yet still living, without sense of self or
surroundings and with only cannibalism as its drive…. Furthermore,
the victims of this undead monster will rise from their own graves
to devour even more victims. This cycle will be repeated, again and
again, until none is left upon our Earth but these horrible
flesh-eating monstrosities…. My client tells that the victim in
question returned to his base camp two days behind schedule, his
mind delirious and an unexplained wound on his arm. Later that day
he expired…. My client then describes Herr Seekt rising from his
deathbed to set his teeth upon the rest of his party. My client
used his native blade to decapitate Herr Seekt and incinerate his
head in the campfire.
Mr. Voorster quickly added that he was
not in agreement with Simon’s testimony and submitted it only to
prove that the man was insane and should not be executed. As an
insanity defense applied only to white men and not Africans, Simon
was sentenced to death by hanging. All records of the trial still
exist, albeit in terrible condition, in Dar es Salaam,
Tanzania.
1911 A.D., VITRE,
LOUISIANA
This common American legend, told in
bars and high school locker rooms throughout the Deep South, has
its roots in documented historical fact. On Halloween night,
several Cajun youths took part in a “dare” to stay in the bayou
from midnight till dawn. Local custom told of zombies originally
descended from a plantation family that prowled the swamp,
consuming or reanimating any humans who crossed their path. By noon
the next day, none of the teenagers had returned from their dare. A
search party was formed to comb the swamp. They were attacked by at
least thirty ghouls, their ranks including the youths. The
searchers retreated, unwittingly leading the undead back to Vitre.
While townsfolk barricaded themselves in their homes, one citizen,
Henri De La Croix, believed that dousing the undead with molasses
would bring millions of insects to devour their flesh. The scheme
failed, and De La Croix barely escaped with his life. The undead
were doused again, this time with kerosene, and set ablaze. Without
realizing the full consequences of their actions, Vitre residents
watched in horror as the burning ghouls set fire to everything they
touched. Several victims, trapped in barricaded buildings, burned
to death while the others fled into the swamp. Several days later,
rescue volunteers counted a total of fifty-eight survivors (the
town’s previous population being 114). Vitre itself had completely
burned to the ground. Figures vary as to the number of undead
versus human casualties. When Vitre casualties were added to the
amount of zombie corpses found, at least fifteen bodies are
unaccounted for. Official government records in Baton Rouge explain
the attack as “riotous behavior from the Negro population,” a
curious explanation as the town of Vitre was entirely white. Any
proof of a zombie outbreak comes from private letters and diaries
that exist among the survivors’ descendants.
1913 A.D., PARAMARIBO,
SURINAM
While Dr. Ibrahim Obeidallah might
have been the first to expand humanity’s scientific knowledge of
the undead, he was (thankfully) not the last. Dr. Jan Vanderhaven,
already respected in Europe for his study of leprosy, arrived in
the South American colony to study a bizarre outbreak of this
familiar disease.
The infected souls show symptoms
similar to those around the globe: festering sores, mottled skin,
flesh decomposing in its appearance. However, all similarities with
the conventional affliction end here. These poor souls appear to
have gone completely mad.. .. They display no signs of rational
thought nor even recognition of anything familiar…. They neither
sleep nor take water. They reject all food except that which is
alive….
Yesterday a hospital orderly, for
sheer sport, and against my orders, flung an injured rat into the
patients’ holding cell. One of them promptly grabbed the vermin and
swallowed it whole…. The infected display almost rabid hostility….
They snap at all who approach, teeth bared like animals…. One
patient’s visitor, an influential woman who defied all hospital
protocols, was subsequently bitten by her infected husband. Despite
all known methods of treatment, she succumbed rapidly to the wound,
passing later that day. … The body was returned to the family
plantation…. Against my pleadings, an autopsy was denied out of
concern for decorum…. That night the corpse was reported stolen….
Experiments with alcohol, formalin, and heating tissue to 90
degrees centigrade have erased the possibility of bacteria…. I must
therefore deduce that the agent can only be contagious living fluid
… dubbed “Solanum.”
(“Contagious living fluid” was a
common term before the later adoption of the Latin wordvirus. )
These excerpts come from a 200-page, yearlong study done by Dr.
Vanderhaven on this new discovery. In this study, he documents a
zombie’s tolerance to pain, apparent lack of respiration, slow rate
of decomposition, lack of speed, limited agility, and absence of
healing. Because of the violent nature of his subjects and the
apparent fear of the hospital orderlies, Vanderhaven was never able
to get close enough to do a full autopsy. For this reason, he was
unable to discover that the living dead were just that. In 1914, he
returned to Holland and published his work. Ironically, it earned
him neither praise nor ridicule in the scientific community. His
story, like many others of the day, was eclipsed by the outbreak of
the First World War. Copies of the work lay forgotten in Amsterdam.
Vanderhaven returned to practicing conventional medicine in the
Dutch East Indies (Indonesia), where he subsequently died of
malaria. Vanderhaven’s major breakthrough was the discovery of a
virus as the culprit behind a zombie’s creation and he was,
notably, the first person to ascribe the name “Solanum” to the
virus. Why he chose this term is unknown. Although his work was not
celebrated by his European contemporaries, it is now widely read
all over the world. Unfortunately, one country put the good
doctor’s findings to devastating use. (See “1942–45 A.D.,
Harbin.”)
1923 A.D., COLOMBO,
CEYLON
This account comes fromThe Oriental,
an expatriate newspaper for Britons living in the Indian Ocean
colony. Christopher Wells, a copilot for British Imperial Airways,
was rescued from a life raft after fourteen days at sea. Before
dying of exposure, Wells explained that he had been transporting a
corpse discovered by a British expedition to Mount Everest. The
corpse had been a European, his clothing of a century earlier, with
no identifying documents. As he was frozen solid, the expedition
leader had decided to fly him to Colombo for further study. While
en route, the corpse thawed, reanimated, and attacked the
airplane’s crew. The three men managed to destroy their assailant
by crushing his skull with a fire extinguisher (as they did not
realize what they were dealing with, the attempt may have been to
simply incapacitate the zombie). While safe from this
immediate danger, they now had to
contend with a damaged aircraft. The pilot radioed a distress
signal but had no time to send a position report. The three men
parachuted into the ocean, the crew-chief not realizing that a bite
he sustained would have dire consequences later. The following day,
he expired, reanimated several hours later, and immediately
attacked the other two men. While the pilot wrestled with the
undead assailant, Wells, in a panic, kicked both of them overboard.
After relating—some would say confessing—his story to the
authorities, Wells lapsed into unconsciousness and died the next
day. His story was reported as the ravings of a sunstroke maniac. A
subsequent investigation produced no evidence of the plane, the
crew, or the alleged zombie.
1942 A.D., THE CENTRAL
PACIFIC
During Japan’s initial advance, a
platoon of Imperial Marines was sent to garrison Atuk, an island in
the Caroline chain. Several days after landing, the platoon was
attacked by a swarm of zombies from the inland jungle. Initial
casualties were high. Without any information about the nature of
their attackers or the correct means of destruction, the marines
were driven to a fortified mountaintop on the north end of the
island. Ironically, as the wounded were left to die, the surviving
marines spared themselves the danger of taking infected comrades
with them. The platoon remained stranded in their mountaintop
fortress for several days, lacking food, low on water, and cut off
from the outside world. All this time, the ghouls were besieging
their position, unable to scale the steep cliffs but preventing any
chance of escape. After two weeks of imprisonment, Ashi Nakamura,
the platoon sniper, discovered that a head shot was fatal to a
zombie. This knowledge allowed the Japanese to finally combat their
attackers. After dispatching the surrounding ghouls with rifle
fire, they advanced into the jungle for a complete sweep of the
island. Eyewitness accounts have the commanding officer, Lieutenant
Hiroshi Tomonaga, decapitating eleven zombies with nothing but his
officer’s Katana (an argument for the use of this weapon). A
postwar examination and comparison of records have shown that Atuk
is in all probability the same island that Sir Francis Drake
described as “the Isle of the Damned.” Tomonaga’s own testimony,
given to American authorities after the war, states that once radio
communication with Tokyo had been reestablished, the Japanese High
Command sent specific instructions to capture, not kill, any
remaining zombies. Once this was accomplished (four ghouls had been
successfully bound and gagged), the Imperial Submarine I-58 was
dispatched to retrieve the undead prisoners. Tomonaga confessed his
lack of knowledge of what happened to the four zombies. He and his
men were ordered not to discuss their experience, under penalty of
death.