Chapter 14
It was late, but I was eager to begin.
First, I went through some files, both computer and
paper ones, to locate the original HotRescues operation plan that
I’d created more than six years ago.
Putting together a strategy for figuring out who
committed a murder wasn’t exactly the same thing as devising a
business plan for opening a well-funded no-kill private animal
shelter. But the concept was similar: define the goal, then write
down, in detail, all matters that had to be accomplished to reach
it—after researching the items that were necessary.
Goal: Find the person who killed Efram Kiley.
Rationale: To ensure that I was no longer a
suspect.
Method: Determine all other persons, or at least as
many as possible, who had the means, motive, and opportunity to
kill Efram. I’d already begun a nebulous version of this one in my
mind, but I needed to get more organized about it, including making
detailed notes on each person I checked out.
Short-term strategy: I started on the list of all
the steps I’d take to reach that elusive but utterly vital
goal.
Best-case scenario: The police would solve this
murder right away—correctly eliminating me as a suspect.
Worst-case scenario: I’d be arrested, unable to
follow up.
Overall strategy: Being the kind of person who
always assumed the worst would happen, I had to keep telling myself
that, if I worked hard, I’d achieve what I needed to. The best-case
scenario might sound good, and hopefully it would occur, but
relying on the possibility would be foolish—and foolish wasn’t the
way I worked. I had to keep going to ensure that the worst-case
scenario didn’t happen.
For each person I thought could be guilty—beginning
with the Shaheens from the puppy mill—I would create a new page in
my file and jot down everything I knew that made them
suspects.
Unfortunately, nothing stuck out at me as being the
irrefutable answer. But there were more potential suspects to come,
more blanks to fill in, until I had all I needed to solve the
case.
That night, I learned that both my kids were
coming home that weekend. And both were really concerned about my
latest bit of notoriety as a possible murder suspect.
I admit I felt rather misty when I poured myself a
beer after dinner, sat down in front of Kevin’s big TV, and thought
about seeing them. I’d certainly done one thing right in my life:
bringing them up to be loving, wonderful people—and to give a damn
about their mother.
Then again, maybe they really just wanted to see
this aging YouTube star in person.
I also learned I was invited on Friday to go see
the rescued puppies at that unopened shelter in the Valley. While I
was still seated on my couch, Matt Kingston called to let me know.
And to ask how I was doing. To see if I’d recuperated from my visit
to the Shaheens. And to surreptitiously inquire if I’d been
arrested yet.
Well, maybe not the last one. I just chose to read
things into his questions. He sounded concerned, but I knew he was
being nosy, too.
I did the appropriate thing and questioned him
right back. He’d probably have chosen a different location if he’d
been the one to kill Efram, but he had nearly as much of a motive
as I did. Matt loved animals. Efram had tortured animals. Matt had
arrested him, but Efram got out on bail. I wasn’t sure when he
would have been scheduled for trial, but there was always the
chance that a jury would bog down in an unsupportable theory of
“reasonable doubt” and acquit him. Though I felt certain Efram had
thrown those pups into the storm drain, there could be a convincing
argument that it was, instead, the Shaheens.
Matt could have waited for months for Efram to be
put on trial, then expend hours testifying and worrying about the
verdict—and still not get Efram punished.
All of that still made my blood boil, even though
it was now impossible. And I wasn’t one of the good people who’d
had a hand in arresting Efram. But Matt was.
It was a reasonable motive for him to kill
Efram.
I just wished, if it was him, that he’d done it
somewhere other than following Efram to HotRescues. But just in
case, I’d add a file on him to my suspect collection
tomorrow.
“You think I what!” Matt shouted into my ear. Guess
I’d been thinking aloud—accidentally on purpose.
I smiled at the phone, then said into it, “That
makes as much sense as my killing him.”
“Yeah. Right.”
I heard him stewing, which made my grin broaden.
“Anyway, I’ll look forward to observing for myself how the pups and
their moms and dads are thriving. See you Friday.” I hung up.
I knew I was elasticizing reality so I could
develop and expand my brand-new suspect files, but if I wasn’t
creative, I’d never learn who killed Efram. I couldn’t rely on the
police to determine the truth with someone as handy as me locked in
their sights.
Which was why I showed up at the law office of
James Remseyer bright and early the next morning.
I’d called yesterday to set up this appointment.
But I knew better than to come in as myself and try to talk to the
attorney who had represented Efram in a situation where I’d been
involved as an opposing party.
My name, to get me into the office, was Laura
Brown. In fact, Lauren Brown had been my maiden name, before I’d
married my dear Kerry Vancouver. Ah, the nostalgia . . . But no
time to dwell on it.
The law office was in Northridge, not very far from
HotRescues in Granada Hills. I walked into the reception area and
gave my name to the young lady behind the desk. She told me to have
a seat, which I did, and looked around.
A minute later, an even younger lady wearing a very
short skirt came through the inner door and said, “Laura Brown?” I
rose, and she motioned for me to follow. “Come with me,
please.”
We walked down a narrow hallway and turned a
corner. “Right in there.” She pointed to a door.
My intent hadn’t been to impress the lawyer, but I
figured looking somewhat professional wouldn’t hurt, so I’d worn a
no-frills shirt tucked into a skirt, and low heels. I’d change as
soon as I got back to HotRescues.
I entered the moderate-sized but otherwise
unimpressive office. Seated behind the unimpressive desk was James
Remseyer. And, yes, he looked unimpressive, too. At least until he
opened his eyes wide and glared at me.
“What are you doing here, Ms. Vancouver?” His tone
could have stabbed me if he’d been throwing the ice in it in my
direction. “Ah, yes, I see. I’m expecting someone named Laura
Brown. Would that happen to be you? And if so—”
“Yes,” I interrupted calmly, breezing forward and
planting myself in a chair facing his desk. I remembered that the
guy liked the sound of his own voice, since he’d kept using it
nonstop when we all met to settle Efram’s ridiculous claims against
HotRescues, Dante, and me. “I figured you wouldn’t see me if I told
you who I really was.”
He had apparently not wanted to display all his
lawyerly splendor to the woman he thought Laura Brown was—odd,
since she could have been a potential client. When we’d all gotten
together, including Dante and Kendra, he’d worn a dark, expensive
suit. Now, he was clad in a dressy white shirt without a jacket but
adorned with a red-striped tie. I wasn’t sure of his hairline’s
contours, since he’d shaved off his hair. I did note a five o’clock
shadow, though, way back on his head.
“Of course I wouldn’t have admitted you. It’s
unethical. You’re on the opposite side of a matter from my client,
and you’re represented by counsel.”
“But your client is dead, and so is the matter you
represented him on. And I’m not represented by anyone about that
situation now.” No need to mention that I’d had to take on another
lawyer because I was a murder suspect. He’d figure that out,
though, if he hadn’t already. “I came today to talk to you about
Efram Kiley. I assume you know what happened to him.”
“Yes, I know about Efram. I also know you’re a
suspect in his murder. So why are you here? I’m sure it’s not to
express sympathy.”
“In a way, it is,” I lied, trying to stick
earnestness on my face as I assumed he did when he argued a
client’s untenable position in court. “Did he have any family?
Friends? I’d like to contact them, let them know how sorry I feel
about their loss.” Which could, in fact, be true. I knew what it
felt like to lose someone I cared about. The difference was that
those I’d lost, like Kerry, had been good people, worth the
emotions I’d spent on them. If there’d been a lovable side to
Efram, I certainly hadn’t seen it, but others might have.
“He had a girlfriend but lived alone, which made
your stealing his dog even worse. And you know—”
“Like I said, that matter is over,” I said. “But to
again set matters straight, I didn’t steal his dog. Someone found
it and brought it to another shelter first. When it got to
HotRescues, I took appropriate steps to try to learn where the
poor, obviously abused guy came from.”
Never mind that I’d worked my way around the
system, since HotRescues isn’t supposed to take in strays. And I’d
chosen not to see if he had an ID chip.
“He became one of our rescues, and I found him a
new, loving home. That’s all. But look,” I said as the lawyer
opened his mouth, apparently ready to start spewing his client’s
side of things again. “All that doesn’t matter now. We settled it
without a lot of hassle. Efram volunteered with HotRescues as he
was supposed to. He didn’t comply with all the conditions, but
since he’s gone that no longer matters, either.” Unless he had
heirs and Dante chose to try to recoup some of the money Efram
didn’t earn from them.
Oops. That might be a reason this lawyer wouldn’t
give me any information. Did he automatically represent everyone in
Efram’s family?
“So he did comply, at least in part?” Despite his
shaved head, Remseyer did have eyebrows, which rose as his face
took on an expression that seemed paradoxically innocent on a
lawyer. “And I assume, with a deep pocket like Dante DeFrancisco on
your side, that he was paid as agreed.”
Interesting comment. Wouldn’t he know for sure? Or
maybe Efram would only have told him if he hadn’t been paid.
A question sprang to my mind and dived from my lips
before I thought it through. “Did you receive your fees from Efram,
James?”
Innocence segued to a glower. “That’s not your
business, Lauren.” Ah. He’d called me by my first name—my real
first name—as I’d been doing with him. Before, he’d stuck with the
formal Ms. Did that signify anything?
My assumption, right or wrong, was that it did. We
were now communicating. Unless it was a device he was using to
throw me off guard.
But wouldn’t he have told me immediately if he had
been paid? What would have been the harm in that?
“Maybe not.” I lowered my head, pretending his
chastisement had been effective. There might be other ways to find
out whether James had been paid. “As I recall, he was an
air-conditioning repairman when he wasn’t helping out at
HotRescues. Do you happen to know what company he worked
for?”
“Yes,” he said, “I do. But I don’t know what you’re
looking for, Lauren. Your giving his friends and acquaintances
sympathy is a bunch of bull. You’re a suspect in his murder. I’ll
bet you’re trying to get as much as you can about him so you can
blow a lot of smoke into the investigation. Am I right?”
“Not exactly.” I still tried to sound humble. “Not
smoke. Just information. As a lawyer, you must know you can’t
believe everything you hear on the news. I didn’t like Efram, but I
didn’t kill him. If I can give the police other suspects to look
into, maybe they’ll figure out who really did it. I know you don’t
have to tell me anything, but I’d really, really appreciate it.
Where did he work? Who were his family? His friends?”
“You can’t always discount all you hear on the
news, either, Lauren.” He shot me a patronizing grin that looked
like he was sure I was the killer. “But what the hell. I won’t give
you anything that’s privileged information, but if you do more
digging on your own you’d probably figure out his job and family
and all.”
He turned to the computer on the desk to one side
of him and played with the keyboard. Then he pressed a button, and
I heard the printer on a shelf behind him start to work.
He soon handed one page to me and remained
standing—my invitation, no doubt, to leave. “Here’s all I’ll give
you. But you can be sure I’ll make a record of our discussion. If
anyone whose names I’ve given you is hurt in any way, I’ll tell the
cops what we’ve talked about.”
Sounded like butt covering. Big surprise. He was a
lawyer.
I glanced at the list. Three names, and he was
making such a fuss? They were better than nothing, at least, and
might lead to further information.
I wondered, though, as I left the office, why James
Remseyer, attorney at law, had given me any help at all.
Could it be a form of misdirection, so I wouldn’t
look too hard to see if he could be Efram’s killer?
He’d have a motive if Efram hadn’t paid him—which
he hadn’t confirmed. Or denied.
A dead Efram couldn’t pay him, either . . . unless
the lawyer could get something from the guy’s heirs.
Guess what, Mr. Remseyer, I thought as I
entered the elevator. You’re now one of my suspects.