MARIE BYRD LAND
Quentin had been wondering about the mystery of
the Fourth Year ever since he got to Brakebills. Everybody did. The
basic facts were common knowledge: every year in September half the
Fourth Years swiftly and silently disappeared from the House
overnight. No one discussed their absence. The vanished Fourth
Years reappeared at the end of December looking thin and drawn and
generally chewed over, to no particular comment—it was considered
fatally bad form to say anything about it. They quietly mixed back
into the general Brakebills population, and that was that. The rest
of the Fourth Years vanished in January and came back at the end of
April.
Now the first semester of Quentin’s Fourth Year was
almost over, and he had acquired not one single new piece of
information about what happened during that interval. The secret of
where they went and what they did there, or what was done to them,
was improbably well kept. Even students who took nothing else at
Brakebills seriously were passionately serious on that one point:
“Dude, I’m not even kidding, you so don’t want to be asking me
about that . . .”
The disaster of the Beast had thrown off the
previous year’s schedule. The regular contingent of Fourth Years
had departed for the first semester—they were gone when it
happened—but the second-semester group, which included Eliot,
Janet, and Josh, had finished out the year at Brakebills as usual.
To the extent that they speculated about it, they called themselves
“the Spared.” Apparently whatever the faculty had in store for them
was nasty enough as it was without the added threat of assault by
an interdimensional carnivore.
But now it was back to business as usual. This year
half the Fourth Years departed on schedule, along with a handful of
the Fifth Years: the ten Spared had been split up between the two
semesters, five and five. Whether by accident or by design, the
Physical Kids would all be shipping out together in January.
It was a regular topic of conversation around the
battered billiard table in the Cottage.
“You know what I bet?” Josh said, one Sunday
afternoon in December. They were treating hangovers with glasses of
Coke and huge quantities of bacon. “I bet they make us go to normal
college. Just some random state school where we have to read
Cannery Row and debate the Stamp Act. And like the second
day Eliot’s going to be crying in the bathroom and begging for his
foie gras and his malbec while some jock sodomizes him with a
lacrosse stick.”
“Um, did that just turn into your total gay fantasy
halfway through?” Janet asked.
“I have it on good authority”—Eliot attempted to
jump the cue ball over the 8 and failed completely, pocketing both,
which seemed not to bother him at all—“on the best of
authority, that the whole Fourth Year enigma is a front. It’s all a
hoax to scare off the faint of heart. You spend the whole semester
on Fogg’s private island in the Maldives, contemplating the infini
ties of the multiverse in grains of fine white beach sand while
coolies bring you rum-and-tonics.”
“I don’t think they have ‘coolies’ in the
Maldives,” Alice said quietly. “It’s been an independent republic
since 1965.”
“So how come everybody comes back all skinny?”
Quentin asked. Janet and Eliot were playing, the rest of them lay
on two beat-up Victorian couches. The room was small enough that
they occasionally had to lean to one side to avoid the butt end of
a cue.
“That’s from all the skinny-dipping.”
“Hork hork hork,” said Janet.
“Quentin should be good at that,” Josh added.
“Your fat ass could use some skinny-dipping.”
“I don’t want to go,” Alice said. “Can’t I get a
doctor’s note or something? Like when they let the Christian kids
out of sex ed? Isn’t anybody else worried?”
“Oh, I’m terrified.” If he was joking, Eliot gave
no sign of it. He handed Janet the cue ball. It was decorated with
trompe-l’oeil lunar craters to look like the moon. “I’m not strong
like the rest of you. I’m weak. I’m a delicate flower.”
“Don’t worry, delicate flower,” Janet said. She
made her shot without dropping her gaze, no-look. “Suffering will
make you strong.”
They came for Quentin one night in January.
He knew it would happen at night—it was always at
breakfast that they noticed that the Fourth Years were gone. It
must have been two or three in the morning, but he woke up
instantly when Professor Van der Weghe knocked on his door. He knew
what was going on. The sound of her husky European voice in the
darkness reminded him of his first night at Brakebills, when she’d
put him to bed after his Examination.
“It’s time, Quentin,” she called. “We are going up
to the roof. Do not bring anything.”
He stepped into his slippers. Outside a file of
silent, rumpled Brakebills students stood on the stairs.
Nobody spoke as Professor Van der Weghe led them
through a door in a stretch of wall that Quentin could have sworn
had been blank the day before, between a pair of ten-foot-high oil
paintings of clipper ships foundering in heavy seas. They shuffled
up the dark wooden stairs without speaking, fifteen of them—ten
Fourth Years, five leftover Fifth Years—everyone wearing identical
navy blue Brakebills-issue pajamas. Despite Van der Weghe’s orders,
Gretchen sullenly gripped a worn black teddy bear along with her
cane. Up ahead of them Professor Van der Weghe banged open a wooden
trapdoor, and they filed out onto the roof.
It was an awkward perch, a long, narrow, windy
strip with a shingled drop falling away steeply on either side. A
low wrought-iron fence ran along the edge, providing absolutely no
protection or reassurance whatsoever; in fact it was the perfect
height to take you out at the knees if you accidentally backed into
it. The night was bitingly cold, with a lively cross-breeze. The
sky was lightly frosted with high, wind-whisked clouds luridly
backlit by a gibbous moon.
Quentin hugged himself. Still nobody had said a
word; no one even looked at anybody else. It was like they were all
still half asleep, and a single word would have shattered the
delicate dream in which they walked. Even the other Physical Kids
were like strangers.
“Everyone take off your pajamas,” Professor Van der
Weghe called out.
Weirdly, they did. Everything was so surreal and
trancelike already that it made perfect sense that they would all,
guys and girls alike, get naked in front of each other in the
freezing cold without a hint of self-consciousness. Afterward
Quentin even remembered Alice putting a warm hand on his bare
shoulder to steady herself as she stepped out of her pajama
bottoms. Soon they were naked and shivering, their bare backs and
buttocks pale in the moonlight, the starlit campus rolling away far
below them, with the dark trees of the forest beyond.
Some of the students clutched their pajamas in both
hands, but Professor Van der Weghe instructed them to drop them in
a heap at their feet. Quentin’s blew away and disappeared over the
ledge, but he didn’t try to stop them. It didn’t matter. She moved
down the line, dabbing a generous gob of chalky white paste on each
forehead and both shoulders with her thumb as she passed. When she
was done, she walked back the other way, lining them up, checking
her work, making sure they were standing up straight. Finally she
called out a single harsh syllable.
Instantly a huge soft weight pressed down on
Quentin, settling on his shoulders, bending him forward. He
crouched down, straining against it. He tried to fight it, to lift
it. It was crushing him! He bit back panic. It flashed through his
brain—the Beast was back!—but this was different. As he doubled
over he felt his knees folding up into his belly, merging
with it. Why wasn’t Professor Van der Weghe helping them? Quentin’s
neck was stretching and stretching out and forward, out of his
control. It was grotesque, a horrible dream. He wanted to vomit but
couldn’t. His toes were melting and flowing together, his fingers
were elongating enormously and spreading out, and something soft
and warm was bursting out of his arms and chest, covering him
completely. His lips pouted grotesquely and hardened. The narrow
strip of roof rose up to meet him.
And then the weight was gone. He squatted on the
gray slate roof, breathing hard. At least he didn’t feel cold
anymore. He looked at Alice, and Alice looked back at him. But it
wasn’t Alice anymore. She had become a large gray goose, and so had
he.
Professor Van der Weghe moved down the line again.
With both hands she picked up each student in turn and threw him or
her bodily off the roof. They all, in spite of the shock or because
of it, reflexively spread out their wings and caught the air before
they could be snared by the bare, grasping treetops below. One by
one they sailed away into the night.
When it was his turn, Quentin honked in protest.
Professor Van der Weghe’s human hands were hard and scary and
burned against his feathers. He shat on her feet in panic. But then
he was in the air and tumbling. He spread his wings and beat his
way up into the sky, thrashing and punishing the air till it bore
him up. It would have been impossible not to.
Quentin’s new goose-brain, it emerged, was not much
given to reflection. His senses now tracked only a handful of key
stimuli, but it tracked those very, very closely. This body was
made for either sitting or flying, not much else, and as it
happened Quentin was in a mood to fly. In fact, he felt like flying
more than he had ever felt like doing anything in his entire
life.
With no conscious thought or apparent effort, he
and his classmates fell into the classic ragged V formation, with a
Fourth Year named Georgia at the apex. Georgia was the daughter of
the receptionist at a car dealership in Michigan, and she had come
here against her family’s will—unlike Quen tin, she had confessed
fully the nature of Brakebills, and as a reward for her honesty
Georgia’s parents had tried to have her committed. Thanks to Fogg’s
subtle spellcraft Georgia’s parents believed her to be attending a
vocational institute for troubled adults. Now Georgia, whose
Discipline was an obscure branch of Healing roughly analogous to
endocrinology, and who wore her wiry black hair cinched at the back
with a tortoiseshell barrette, was leading them southward, her
brand-new wings pumping vigorously.
It was just chance; any one of them could have led
the flock. Quentin was vaguely aware that, although he’d lost the
lion’s share of his cognitive capacity in the transformation, he’d
also picked up a couple of new senses. One had to do with air: he
could perceive wind speed and direction and air temperature as
clearly as whorls of smoke in a wind tunnel. The sky now appeared
to him as a three-dimensional map of currents and eddies, friendly
rising heat plumes and dense dangerous sinks of cool air. He could
feel the prickle of distant cumulus clouds swapping bursts of
positive and negative electrical charge. Quentin’s sense of
direction had sharpened, too, to the point where it felt like he
had a finely engineered compass floating in oil, perfectly
balanced, at the center of his brain.
He could feel invisible tracks and rails extending
away from him through the air in all directions into the blue
distance. They were the Earth’s lines of magnetic force, and it was
along one of these rails that Georgia was leading them. She was
taking them south. By dawn they were a mile up and doing sixty
miles an hour, overtaking cars on the Hudson Parkway below
them.
They passed New York City, a stony encrustation
crackling with alien heat and electrical sparks and exuding toxic
flatulence. They flew all day, following the coastline, past
Trenton and Philadelphia, sometimes over sea, sometimes over frozen
fields, surfing the temperature gradients, boosted by updrafts,
transferring seamlessly from current to current as one petered out
and the next one kicked in. It felt fantastic. Quentin couldn’t
imagine stopping. He couldn’t believe how strong he was, how many
wing beats he had stored up in his iron chest muscles. He just
couldn’t contain himself. He had to talk about it.
“Honk!” he yelled. “Honk honk honk honk honk
honk honk! ”
His classmates agreed.
Quentin was shuffled up and down the V in an
orderly fashion, in more or less the same way a volleyball team
rotates serve. Sometimes they plonked down and rested and fed in a
reservoir or a highway median or a badly drained spot on the lawn
of a suburban office park (landscaping errors were pure gold to
geese). Not infrequently they shared these priceless scraps of real
estate with other V’s, real geese who, sensing their transformed
nature, regarded them with polite amusement.
How long they flew, Quentin couldn’t have said.
Once in a while he caught sight of a land formation he recognized,
and he tried to calculate time and distance—if they flew at such
and such a speed, and the Chesa peake Bay was so many miles south
of New York City, then X number of days must have passed since . .
. what again exactly? The X’s and blanks and other equationly
such-and-such’s stubbornly refused to fill themselves in. They
didn’t want to do their dance. Quentin’s goose-brain didn’t have
the hardware to handle numbers, nor was it interested in whatever
point those numbers were supposed to prove anyway.
They had gone far enough south now that the weather
was perceptibly warmer, and then they went farther still. They went
south over the Florida Keys, dry, crusty little nubbins barely
poking their heads up out of the ceaselessly lapping turquoise,
then out over the Caribbean, bypassing Cuba, farther south than any
sensible goose had license to go. They overflew the Panama Canal,
no doubt causing any bird-watchers who happened to spot them to
shake their heads at the lost little V as they dutifully logged it
in their bird journals.
Days, weeks, maybe months and years passed. Who
knew, or cared? Quentin had never experienced peace and
satisfaction like this. He forgot about his human past, about
Brakebills and Brooklyn and James and Julia and Penny and Dean
Fogg. Why hang on to them? He had no name anymore. He barely had
any individual identity, and he didn’t want one. What good were
such human artifacts? He was an animal. His job was to turn bugs
and plants into muscle and fat and feathers and flight and miles
logged. He served only his flock-fellows and the wind and the laws
of Darwin. And he served whatever force sent him gliding along the
invisible magnetic rails, always southward, down the rough, stony
coast of Peru, spiny Andes on his port, the sprawling blue Pacific
on his starboard. He had never been happier.
Though it was tougher going now. They splashed down
more rarely and in more exotic locales, widely spaced way stations
that must have been picked out for them in advance. He’d be
cruising along a mile and a half up, one eye monitoring the rocky
ruff of the Andes, feeling his empty belly and the ache in his
chest muscles, when something would twinkle in the forest a hundred
miles down the line, and sure enough they’d happen upon a freshly
flooded soccer field, or an abandoned swimming pool in some Shining
Path warlord’s ruined villa, rainwater having diluted almost to
nothing the lingering chemical tang of chlorine.
It was getting colder again, after their long
tropical interlude. Peru gave way to Chile and the grassy,
wind-ruffled Patagonian pampas. They were a lean flock now, their
fat reserves depleted, but nobody turned aside or hesitated for a
second as they plunged suicidally south from the tip of Cape Horn
out over the terrifying blue chaos of Drake Passage. The invisible
highway they rode would brook no swerving.
There was no playful intra-flock honking now.
Quentin glanced over once at the other branch of the V to see
Janet’s black button eye burning with furious determination
opposite him. They overnighted on a miraculous barge adrift in deep
water and loaded with good things, watercress and alfalfa and
clover. When the bleak gray shore of Antarctica heaved up over the
horizon, they regarded it not with relief but with collective
resignation. This was no respite. There were no goose names for
this country because geese didn’t come here, or if they did they
never came back. He could see magnetic tracks and rails converging
in the air here, carving in from far away on either side, like the
longitude lines that come crowding together at the bottom of a
globe. The Brakebills V flew high, the wrinkled gray swells
telescopically clear below them through two miles of dry, salted
air.
Instead of a beach a fringe of tumbled boulders
crammed with bizarre, unintelligible penguins crept by, then blank
white ice, the frozen skull of the Earth. Quentin was tired. The
cold tore at his little body through its thin feathery jacket. He
no longer knew what was keeping them aloft. If one of them dropped,
he knew, they would all give up, just fold their wings and dive for
the porcelain white snow, which would happily devour them.
And then the rail they followed dipped like a
dowser’s rod. It angled them downward, and they slipped and slid
gratefully down it, accepting a loss of altitude in exchange for
speed and blessed relief from the effort of maintaining height with
their burning wings. Quentin could see now that there was a stone
house there in the snow, an anomaly in the otherwise featureless
plain. It was a place of men, and ordinarily Quentin would have
feared it, crapped on it, and then blown by it and forgotten
it.
But no, there was no question, their track ended
there. It buried itself in one of the stone house’s many snowy
roofs. They were close enough now that Quentin could see a man
standing on one of them, waiting for them, holding a long straight
staff. The urge to fly from him was strong, but exhaustion and
above all the magnetic logic of the track were stronger.
At the very last second he cupped his stiffened
wings and they caught the air like a sail, snatching up the last of
his kinetic energy and breaking his fall. He plopped onto the snow
roof and lay there gasping at the thin atmosphere. His eyes went
dull. The human hadn’t moved. Well, fuck him. He could do what he
wanted with them, pluck them and gut them and stuff them and roast
them, Quentin didn’t care anymore as long as he could just have one
blessed moment of rest for his aching wings.
The man shaped a strange syllable with his fleshy,
beakless lips and tapped the base of his staff on the roof. Fifteen
pale, naked human teenagers lay in the snow under the white polar
sun.
Quentin woke up in a bare white bedroom. He could
not have guessed to the nearest twenty-four hours how long he’d
been asleep. His chest and arms felt bruised and achy. He looked at
his crude, pink, human hands, with their stubby featherless
fingers. He brought them up to touch his face. He sighed and
resigned himself to being a man again.
There was very little in the bedroom, and all of it
was white: the bedclothes, the whitewashed walls, the coarse
drawstring pajamas he wore, the white-painted iron bedstead, the
slippers waiting for him on the cold stone floor. From the small
square window Quentin could see he was on the second floor. His
view was of broken snowfields beneath a white sky, stretching out
to the horizon, a meaningless abstract white line an unjudgable
distance away. My God. What had he gotten himself into?
Quentin shuffled out into the corridor, still in
his pajamas and a thin robe he’d found hanging on a hook on the
back of the door. He found his way downstairs into a quiet, airy
hall with a timbered ceiling; it was identical to the dining hall
at Brakebills, but the vibe was different, more like an Alpine ski
lodge. A long table with benches ran most of the length of the
hall.
Quentin sat down. A man sat alone at one end of the
table, nursing a mug of coffee and staring bleakly at the
picked-over remains of a lavish breakfast. He was sandy-haired,
tall but round-shouldered, with a weak chin and the beginnings of a
paunch. His dressing gown was much whiter and fluffier than
Quentin’s. His eyes were a pale, watery green.
“I let you sleep,” he said. “Most of the others are
already up.”
“Thanks.” Quentin scooched down the bench to sit
across from him. He rummaged through the leftover plates and dishes
for a clean fork.
“You are at Brakebills South.” The man’s voice was
oddly flat, with a slight Russian accent, and he didn’t look
directly at Quentin when he talked. “We are about five hundred
miles from the South Pole. You flew in over the Bellingshausen Sea
on your way in from Chile, over a region called Ellsworth Land.
They call this part of Antarctica Marie Byrd Land. Admiral Byrd
named it after his wife.”
He scratched his tousled hair
unself-consciously.
“Where’s everybody else?” Quentin asked. There
didn’t seem to be any point in being formal, since they were both
wearing bathrobes. And the cold hash browns were unbelievably good.
He hadn’t realized how hungry he was.
“I gave them the morning.” He waved in no
particular direction. “Classes begin in the afternoon.”
Quentin nodded, his mouth full.
“What kind of classes?” he managed.
“What kind of classes,” the man repeated. “Here at
Brakebills South you will begin your education in magic. Or I
suppose you thought that was what you were doing with Professor
Fogg?”
Questions like that always confused Quentin, so he
resorted to honesty.
“Yes, I did think that.”
“You are here to internalize the essential
mechanisms of magic. You think”—his accent made it
theenk—“that you have been studying magic.” Medzhik.
“You have practiced your Popper and memorized your conjugations and
declensions and modifications. What are the five Tertiary
Circumstances?”
It popped out automatically. “Altitude, Age,
Position of the Pleiades, Phase of the Moon, Nearest Body of
Water.”
“Very good,” he said sarcastically. “Magnificent.
You are a genius.”
With an effort Quentin decided not to be stung by
this. He was still enjoying the Zen afterglow of having been a
goose. And the hash browns.
“Thank you.”
“You have been studying magic the way a parrot
studies Shakespeare. You recite it like you are saying the Pledge
of Allegiance. But you do not understand it.”
“I don’t?”
“To become a magician you must do something very
different,” the man said. This was clearly his set piece. “You
cannot study magic. You cannot learn it. You must ingest it. Digest
it. You must merge with it. And it with you.
“When a magician casts a spell, he does not first
mentally review the Major, Minor, Tertiary, and Quaternary
Circumstances. He does not search his soul to determine the phase
of the moon, and the nearest body of water, and the last time he
wiped his ass. When he wishes to cast a spell he simply casts it.
When he wishes to fly, he simply flies. When he wants the dishes
done, they simply are.”
The man muttered something, tapped once resonantly
on the table, and the dishes began noisily arranging themselves
into stacks as if they were magnetized.
“You need to do more than memorize, Quentin. You
must learn the principles of magic with more than your head. You
must learn them with your bones, with your blood, your liver, your
heart, your deek.” He grabbed his crotch through his
dressing gown and gave it a shake. “We are going to submerge the
language of spellcasting deep into who you are, so that you have it
always, wherever you are, whenever you need it. Not just when you
have studied for a test.
“You are not going on a mystical adventure here,
Quentin. This process will be long and painful and humiliating and
very, very”—he practically shouted the word—“boring. It is a
task best performed in silence and isolation. That is the reason
for your presence here. You will not enjoy the time you spend at
Brakebills South. I do not encourage you to try.”
Quentin listened to this in silence. He didn’t
especially like this man, who had just referred to his penis and
whose name he still didn’t know. He put it out of his mind and
focused on cramming starch into his depleted body.
“So how do I do that?” Quentin mumbled. “Learn
things in my bones? Or whatever?”
“It is very hard. Not everybody does. Not everybody
can.”
“Uh-huh. What happens if I can’t?”
“Nothing. You go back to Brakebills. You graduate.
You spend your life as a second-rate magician. Many do. Probably
you never realize it. Even the fact that you failed is beyond your
ability to comprehend.”
Quentin had no intention of letting that happen to
him, though it occurred to him that probably nobody actually set
out to have that happen to them, and, statistically speaking, it
had to happen to somebody. The hash browns no longer tasted quite
so scrumptious. He put his fork down.
“Fogg tells me you are good with your hands,” the
sandy-haired man said, relenting a little. “Show me.”
Quentin’s fingers were still stiff and sore from
having served as wings, but he picked up a sharp knife that looked
decently balanced, carefully cleaned it off with a napkin, and held
it between the last two fingers in his left hand. He spun it,
finger by finger, as far as his thumb, then he tossed it up almost
to the ceiling—still spinning, careful to let it pass between two
rafters—with the idea that it would fall and bury itself in the
table between the third and fourth fingers of his outstretched left
hand. This was best done without looking, maintaining eye contact
with his audience for maximum effect.
Quentin’s breakfast companion picked up a loaf of
bread and stuck it out so that the falling knife speared it. He
tossed loaf and knife contemptuously on the table.
“You take stupid risks,” the man said stonily. “Go
on and join your friends. I think”—theenk—“you will find
them on the roof of the West Tower.” He pointed to a doorway. “We
begin in the afternoon.”
Okay, Mr. Funnylaffs, Quentin thought. You’re the
boss.
He stood up. The stranger stood up, too, and
shuffled off in another direction. He had the air of a disappointed
man.
Stone for stone, board for board, Brakebills South
was the same house as the House at Brakebills. Which was
reassuring, in a way, but it was incongruous to find what looked
like an eighteenth-century English country house planted in the
middle of a soaring Antarctic wasteland. The roof of the West Tower
was be broad and round and paved with smooth flagstones, with a
stone wall running around the edge. It was open to the elements,
but some kind of magical arrangement kept the air warm and humid
and protected it from the wind, or mostly. Quentin imagined he
could feel a deep chill lurking underneath the warmth somewhere.
The air was tepid, but the floor, the furniture, everything he
touched was cool and clammy. It was like being in a warm greenhouse
in the dead of winter.
As promised, the rest of the Brakebills group was
up there, standing around dazed in threes and fours, staring out at
the snowpack and talking in low tones, bathed in the eerie, even
Antarctic light. They looked different. Their waists were trimmer,
and their shoulders and chests were sturdier, huskier. They’d lost
fat and packed on muscle during their flight south. Their jaws and
cheekbones were sharply defined. Alice looked lovely and gaunt and
lost.
“Honk honk honkonk honk honk! ” Janet said
when she saw Quentin. People laughed, though Quentin had the
impression she’d already made that joke a few times.
“Hey, man,” Josh said, trying to sound nonchalant.
“Is this place fucked up or what?”
“Doesn’t seem so bad,” Quentin said. “What time is
skinny-dipping?”
“I might have been a little off base with that,”
Eliot said gloomily, also probably not for the first time. “We did
all get naked, anyway.”
They were all wearing identical white pajamas.
Quentin felt like an inmate in an insane asylum. He wondered if
Eliot was missing his secret boyfriend of the moment, whoever it
was.
“I ran into Nurse Ratched downstairs,” he said. The
pajamas had no pockets, and Quentin kept looking for somewhere to
put his hands. “He gave me a speech about how stupid I am and how
miserable he’s going to make me.”
“You slept through our little meet’n’greet. That’s
Professor Mayakovsky.”
“Mayakovsky. Like Dean Mayakovsky?”
“He’s the son,” Eliot said. “I always wondered what
happened to him. Now we know.”
The original Mayakovsky had been the most powerful
magician in a wave of international faculty brought in during the
1930s and 1940s. Until then Brakebills taught English and American
magic almost exclusively, but in the 1930s a vogue for
“multicultural” spellcasting had swept the school. Professors were
imported at huge expense from around the world, the more remote the
better: skirt-wearing shamans from Micronesian dot-islands;
hunch-shouldered, hookah-puffing wizards from inner-city Cairo
coffeehouses; blue-faced Tuareg necromancers from southern Morocco.
Legend had it that Mayakovsky senior was recruited from a remote
Siberian location, a cluster of frozen Soviet blockhouses where
local shamanic traditions had hybridized with sophisticated
Muscovite practices brought there by gulag inmates.
“I wonder how badly you have to fuck up to get this
assignment,” Josh mused.
“Maybe he wanted it,” Quentin said. “Maybe he likes
it here. Dude must be in creepy loner heaven.”
“I think you were right, I think I am going to be
the first one to crack,” Eliot said, as if he were having a
different conversation. He felt the fluffy stubble on his cheek. “I
don’t like it here. This stuff is giving me a rash.” He fingered
the material of the Brakebills South pajamas. “I think it might
have a stain on it.”
Janet rubbed his arm comfortingly. “You’ll be okay.
You survived Oregon. Is this worse than Oregon?”
“Maybe if I ask nicely he’ll turn me back into a
goose.”
“Oh my God!” said Alice. “Never again. Do you
realize we ate bugs? We ate bugs!”
“What do you mean, never again? How do you think
we’re getting back?”
“You know what I liked about being a goose?” Josh
said. “Being able to crap wherever I wanted.”
“I’m not going back.” Eliot threw a white pebble
out into the white bleakness, where it became invisible before it
hit the ground. “I could fly to Australia from here. Or New
Zealand—the vineyards there are really coming along. Some nice
sheep farmer will adopt me and feed me sauvignon blanc and turn my
liver into a wonderful foie gras.”
“Maybe Professor Mayakovsky can turn you into a
kiwi bird,” Josh said helpfully.
“Kiwi birds can’t fly.”
“Anyway, he didn’t strike me as the kind of guy
who’s going to do us a lot of favors,” Alice said.
“He must spend a lot of time alone,” Quentin said.
“I wonder if we should we feel bad for him.”
Janet snorted.
“Honk honk honk honk honk!”
There was no reliable way to measure time at
Brakebills South. There were no clocks, and the sun was a dull
white fluorescence permanently thumb-tacked half an inch above the
white horizon. It made Quentin think of the Watcherwoman, how she
was always trying to stop time. She would have loved this
place.
That first morning they talked and mingled on the
roof of the West Tower for what felt like hours, huddling together
to cope with all the strangeness. Nobody felt like going back
downstairs, even after they got tired of standing and ran out of
things to talk about, so they all sat around the edge of the roof
with their backs against the stone wall and just stared off into
the pale, hazy distance, bathed in the weird, directionless,
all-permeating white light reflecting off the snow.
Quentin leaned his back against the cool stone and
closed his eyes. He felt Alice put her head on his shoulder. If
nothing else, he could hang on to her. Whatever else changed, she
was always the same. They rested.
Later, it might have been minutes or hours or days,
he opened his eyes. He tried to say something and discovered that
he couldn’t talk.
Some of the others were on their feet already.
Professor Mayakovsky had appeared at the head of the stairs, his
white bathrobe belted over his gut. He cleared his throat.
“I’ve taken the liberty of depriving you of the
power of speech,” he said. He tapped his Adam’s apple. “There will
be no talking at Brakebills South. It is the hardest thing to
adjust to, and I find it eases the transition if I simply prevent
you from speaking for your first weeks here. You may vocalize for
the purposes of spellcasting, but for no other reason.”
The class stared at him mutely. Mayakovsky seemed
to be more comfortable now that nobody could answer back.
“If you will all follow me downstairs, it is time
for your first lesson.”
One thing had always confused Quentin about the
magic he read about in books: it never seemed especially hard to
do. There were lots of furrowed brows and thick books and long
white beards and whatnot, but when it came right down to it, you
memorized the incantation—or you just read it off the page, if that
was too much trouble—you collected the herbs, waved the wand,
rubbed the lamp, mixed the potion, said the words—and just like
that the forces of the beyond did your bidding. It was like making
salad dressing or driving stick or assembling Ikea furniture—just
another skill you could learn. It took some time and effort, but
compared to doing calculus, say, or playing the oboe—well, there
really was no comparison. Any idiot could do magic.
Quentin had been perversely relieved when he
learned that there was more to it than that. Talent was part of
it—that silent, invisible exertion he felt in his chest every time
a spell came out right. But there was also work, hard work,
mountains of it. Every spell had to be adjusted and modified in a
hundred ways according to the prevailing Circumstances—they adorned
the word with a capital letter at Brakebills—under which it was
cast. These Circumstances could be just about anything: magic was a
complicated, fiddly instrument that had to be calibrated precisely
to the context in which it operated. Quentin had committed to
memory dozens of pages of closely printed charts and diagrams
spelling out the Major Circumstances and how they affected any
given enchantment. And then, once you had all that down, there were
hundreds of Corollaries and Exceptions to memorize too.
As much as it was like anything, magic was like a
language. And like a language, textbooks and teachers treated it as
an orderly system for the purposes of teaching it, but in reality
it was complex and chaotic and organic. It obeyed rules only to the
extent that it felt like it, and there were almost as many special
cases and one-time variations as there were rules. These Exceptions
were indicated by rows of asterisks and daggers and other more
obscure typographical fauna which invited the reader to peruse the
many footnotes that cluttered up the margins of magical reference
books like Tal mudic commentary.
It was Mayakovsky’s intention to make them memorize
all these minutiae, and not only to memorize them but to absorb and
internalize them. The very best spellcasters had talent, he told
his captive, silent audience, but they also had unusual
under-the-hood mental machinery, the delicate but powerful
correlating and cross-checking engines necessary to access and
manipulate and manage this vast body of information.
That first afternoon Quentin expected a lecture,
but instead, when Mayakovsky was done jinxing their larynxes, he
showed each of them to what looked like a monk’s cell, a small
stone room with a single high, barred window, a single chair, and a
single square wooden table. A shelf of magical reference books was
bolted to one wall. It had the clean, industrious air of a room
that had just been vigorously swept with a birch-twig broom.
“Sit,” Mayakovsky said.
Quentin sat. The professor placed in front of him,
one by one, like a man setting up a chessboard, a hammer, a block
of wood, a box of nails, a sheet of paper, and a small book bound
in pale vellum.
Mayakovsky tapped the paper.
“Hammer Charm of Legrand,” he said. “You know
it?”
Everybody knew it. It was a standard teaching
charm. While simple in theory—all it did was ensure that a hammered
nail would go in straight, in one shot—it was extraordinarily
persnickety to cast. It existed in literally thousands of
permutations, depending on the Circumstances. Casting Legrand was
probably harder than just hammering the damn nail in the
old-fashioned way, but it came in handy for didactic
purposes.
Mayakovsky tapped the book with a thick-nailed
finger.
“This book, each page describes a different set of
Circumstances. All different. Understand? Place, weather, stars,
season—you will see. You turn the page, you cast the spell
according to each set of Circumstances. Good practice. I’ll come
back when you finish book. Khorosho? ”
Mayakovsky’s Russian accent was getting thicker as
the day wore on. He was dropping his contractions and definite
articles. He closed the door behind him. Quentin opened the book.
Somebody not very creative had written ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO
ENTER HERE on the first page. Something told Quentin that
Mayakovsky had noticed the graffiti but let it stand.
Soon Quentin knew Legrand’s Hammer Charm better
than he wanted to know any spell ever. Page by page the
Circumstances listed in the book became more and more esoteric and
counterfactual. He cast Legrand’s Hammer Charm at noon and at
midnight, in summer and winter, on mountaintops and a thousand
yards beneath the earth’s surface. He cast the spell underwater and
on the surface of the moon. He cast it in early evening during a
blizzard on a beach on the island of Mangareva, which would almost
certainly never happen since Mangareva is part of French Polynesia,
in the South Pacific. He cast the spell as a man, as a woman, and
once—was this really relevant?—as a hermaphrodite. He cast it in
anger, with ambivalence, and with bitter regret.
By then Quentin’s mouth was dry. His fingertips
were numb. He had pounded his thumb with the hammer four times. The
block of wood was now crammed with flattened iron nail heads.
Quentin groaned soundlessly and let his head loll back against the
hard back of the chair. The door flew open, and Professor
Mayakovsky entered carrying a jingling tray.
He set the tray down on the desk. It supported a
cup of hot tea, a tumbler of water, a plate with a pat of yeasty
European butter and a thick slab of sourdough bread on it, and a
glass containing what would turn out to be two fingers of peppery
vodka, one finger of which Mayakovsky drank off himself before
placing it on the table.
When he was done he slapped Quentin hard across the
face.
“That is for doubting yourself,” he said.
Quentin stared at him. He lifted a hand to his
cheek, thinking: This man is batshit insane. He could do anything
to us out here.
Mayakovsky turned the book back to the first page
again. He turned the piece of paper with the spell on it over and
patted it. On the back was written another spell: Bujold’s
Sorcerous Nail Extraction.
“Begin again, please.”
Wax on, wax off.
When Mayakovsky was gone, Quentin stood up and
stretched. Both his knees cracked. Instead of beginning again he
went over to the tiny window looking out on the lunar snowfields.
The sheer monochromaticity of the landscape was beginning to make
him hallucinate colors. The sun had not moved at all.
That was how Quentin’s first month at Brakebills
South went. The spells changed, and the Circumstances were
different, but the room was the same, and the days were always,
always, always the same: empty, relentless, interminable wastelands
of repetition. Mayakovsky’s ominous warnings had been entirely
justified, and arguably a little understated. Even during his worst
moments at Brakebills, Quentin had always had a niggling suspicion
that he was getting away with something by being there, that the
sacrifices asked of him by his instructors, however great, were
cheap by comparison with the rewards of the life he could look
forward to as a magician. At Brakebills South, for the first time,
he felt like he was giving value for money.
And he understood why they’d been sent here. What
Mayakovsky was asking of them was impossible. The human brain was
not meant to ingest these quantities of information. If Fogg had
tried to enforce this regimen back at Brakebills, there would have
been an insurrection.
It was difficult to gauge how the others were
holding up. They met at mealtimes and passed in the hall, but
because of the prohibition against speech there was no
commiserating, just glances and shrugs and not much of that. Their
gazes met bleakly over the breakfast table and turned away. Eliot’s
eyes were empty, and Quentin supposed his own probably looked the
same way. Even Janet’s animated features were set and frozen. No
notes were exchanged. Whatever enchantment kept them from talking
was global: their pens wouldn’t write.
Quentin was losing interest in communicating
anyway. He should have been ravenous for human contact, but instead
he felt himself falling away from the others, deeper inside
himself. He shuffled like a prisoner from bedroom to dining room to
solitary classroom, down the stone corridors, under the tediously
unblinking gaze of the white sun. Once he wandered up to the roof
of the West Tower and found one of the others, a gangly extrovert
named Dale, putting on a mime show for a listless audience, but it
really wasn’t worth the effort of turning his head to follow what
was going on. His sense of humor had died in the vastness.
Professor Mayakovsky seemed to expect this, as if
he’d known it was going to happen. After the first three weeks he
announced that he had lifted the spell that kept them from talking.
The news was received in silence. Nobody had noticed.
Mayakovsky began to vary the routine. Most days
were still devoted to grinding through the Circumstances and their
never-ending Exceptions, but once in a while he introduced other
exercises. In an empty hall he erected a three-dimensional maze
composed of wire rings through which the students would levitate
objects at speed, to sharpen their powers of concentration and
control. At first they used marbles, then later steel balls only
slightly narrower than the rings. When a ball brushed a ring a
spark cracked between them, and the spellcaster felt a shock.
Later still they would guide fireflies through the
same maze, influencing their tiny insect minds by force of will.
They watched one another do this in silence, feeling envy at one
another’s successes and contempt for one another’s failures. The
regime had divided them against each other. Janet in particular was
bad at it—she tended to overpower her fireflies, to the point where
they would crisp up in midair and become puffs of ash. Mayakovsky,
stony-faced, just made her start over, while tears of wordless
frustration ran down her face. This could and did go on for hours.
No one could leave the hall before everyone had completed the
exercise. They slept there more than once.
As the weeks went by, and still no one spoke, they
plowed deeper and deeper into areas of magic Quentin never thought
he’d have the guts to try. They practiced transformations. He
learned to unpack and parse the spell that had turned them into
geese (much of the trick, it turned out, was in shedding, storing,
and then restoring the difference in body mass). They spent a
hilarious afternoon as polar bears, wandering clumsily in a herd
over the packed snow, swatting harmlessly at each other with giant
yellow paws, encased as they were in layers of fur, hide, and fat.
Their bear bodies felt clumsy and top heavy, and they kept toppling
over sideways onto their backs by accident. More hilarity.
Nobody liked him, but it became apparent that
Mayakovsky was no fraud. He could do things Quentin had never seen
done at Brakebills, things he didn’t think had been done for
centuries. One afternoon he demonstrated, but did not allow them to
try, a spell that reversed the flow of entropy. He smashed a glass
globe and then neatly restored it again, like a film clip run in
reverse. He popped a helium balloon and then knitted it back
together and refilled it with its original helium atoms, in some
cases fishing them from deep inside the lungs of spectators who had
inhaled them. He used camphor to smother a spider—he showed no
particular remorse about this—and then, frowning with the effort,
brought the spider back to life. Quentin watched the poor thing
creep around in circles on the tabletop, hopelessly traumatized,
making little dazed rushes at nothing and then retreating to a
corner, hunched up and twitching, while Mayakovsky moved on to
another topic.
One day, about three months into the semester,
Mayakovsky announced that they would be transforming into Arctic
foxes for the afternoon. It was an odd choice—they’d already done a
few mammals, and it was no tougher than becoming a goose. But why
quibble? Being an Arctic fox turned out to be a hell of a lot of
fun. As soon as the change was in effect Quentin shot out across
the snowpack on his four twinkling paws. His little fox body was so
fast and light, and his eyes were so close to the ground, that it
was like flying a high-performance jet at low altitude. Tiny ridges
and crumbs of snow loomed up like mountains and boulders. He leaped
over them and dodged around them and crashed through them. When he
tried to turn he was going so fast he skidded and wiped out in a
huge plume of snow. The rest of the pack gleefully piled on top of
him, yipping and yapping and snapping.
It was an amazing outpouring of collective joy.
Quentin had forgotten he was capable of that emotion, the way a
lost spelunker feels like there never was such a thing as sunlight,
that it was just a cruel fiction. They chased one another around in
circles, panting and rolling and acting like idiots. It was funny,
Quentin thought, with his stupid little miniature fox brain, the
way he could automatically recognize everybody as foxes. That was
Eliot with the snaggle-teeth. That plump blue-white critter was
Josh. That small, silky specimen with the wide eyes was
Alice.
Somewhere in the goofing off a game spontaneously
evolved. It had something to do with pushing around a chunk of ice
with your paws and your nose as fast as possible. Beyond that the
point of the game wasn’t really clear, but they frantically pounced
on the chunk of ice, or pounced on whoever had pounced on it just
before them, and pushed it until the next person pounced on
them.
An Arctic fox’s eyes weren’t all that much to brag
about, but its nose was unbelievable. Quentin’s new nose was a
Goddamned sensory masterpiece. Even in the middle of the fray he
could recognize classmates by snuffing their fur. Increasingly,
Quentin noticed one scent more than the others. It was a sharp,
acrid, skunky musk that probably would have smelled like cat piss
to a human being, but to a fox it was like a drug. He caught
flashes of it in the fray every few minutes, and every time he did
it grabbed his attention and jerked him around like a fish on a
hook.
Something was happening to the game. It was losing
its cohesion. Quen tin was still playing, but fewer and fewer of
his fellow foxes were playing with him. Eliot lit out in a streak
off into the snow dunes. The pack dwindled to ten, then eight.
Where were they going? Quentin’s fox brain barked. And what the
hell was that unbe-fucking-lievable smell he kept stumbling on?
There it was again! This time he tackled the source of the smell,
buried his snuffling muzzle in her fur, because of course he had
known all along, with what was left of his consciousness, that what
he was smelling was Alice.
It was totally against the rules, but breaking the
rules turned out to be as much fun as obeying them. How had he
never figured that out before? The others were playing more
and more wildly—they weren’t even trying to go after the
chunk of ice anymore—and the game was disintegrating into little
knots of tussling foxes, and he was tussling with Alice. Vulpine
hormones and instincts were powering up, taking over, manhandling
what was left of his rational human mind.
He locked his teeth in the thick fur of her neck.
It didn’t seem to hurt her any, or at least not in a way that was
easily distinguishable from pleasure. Something crazy and urgent
was going on, and there was no way to stop it, or probably there
was but why would you? Stopping was one of those pointless,
life-defeating human impulses for which his merry little fox brain
had nothing but contempt.
He caught a glimpse of Alice’s wild dark fox’s eye
rolling with terror and then half shutting with pleasure. Their
tiny quick breaths puffed white in the air and mingled and
disappeared. Her white fox fur was coarse and smooth at the same
time, and she made little yipping snarls every time he pushed
himself deeper inside her. He never wanted to stop.
The snow burned underneath them. It glowed hot like
a bed of coals. They were on fire, and they let the fire consume
them.
To an outside observer breakfast the next day
wouldn’t have looked much different than it usually did. Everybody
shuffled in in their loose-fitting, all-white Brakebills South
uniforms, sat down without speaking or looking at one another, and
ate what was put in front of them. But Quentin felt like he was
walking on the moon. Giant slow-motion steps, ringing silence,
vacuum all around him, a television audience of millions. He didn’t
dare look at anybody else, least of all Alice.
She was sitting across the table and three people
down from him, impassive and unperturbed, calmly focused on her
oatmeal. He couldn’t have guessed within a light-year what she was
thinking. Though he knew what was on everybody else’s minds. He was
sure they all knew what had happened. They’d been right out in the
open, for God’s sake. Or had they all been doing the same thing?
Did everybody pair off? His face felt hot. He didn’t even know if
she was a virgin. Or, if she had been whether she still was
one.
It would all be so much simpler if he even
understood what it meant, but he didn’t. Could he be in love with
Alice? He tried to compare what he felt for her with his remembered
feelings for Julia, but the two emotions were worlds apart. Things
just got out of control, that’s all. It wasn’t them, it was their
fox bodies. Nobody had to take it too seriously.
Mayakovsky sat at the head of the table looking
smug. He had known this was going to happen, Quentin thought
furiously, stabbing at his cheese grits with a fork. A bunch of
teenagers cooped up in the Fortress of Solitude for two months,
then stuck in the bodies of stupid horny animals. Of course we were
going to go crazy.
Whatever perverted personal satisfaction Mayakovsky
got out of what happened, it became obvious over the next week that
it was also a practical piece of personnel management, because
Quentin reapplied himself to his magical studies with the laserlike
focus of a person desperate to avoid meeting anybody else’s eyes or
thinking about things that actually mattered, like how he really
felt about Alice, and who it was who had had sex with her out on
the ice, him or the fox. It was back to the grind, pounding his way
through Circumstances and Exceptions and a thousand mnemonics
designed to force him to embed a thousand trivial particles of data
in the soft tissue of his already supersaturated mind.
They fell into a collective tribal trance. The
depleted palette of the Antarctic world hypnotized them. The
shifting snows outside briefly revealed a low ridge of dark shale,
the only topographical feature in a featureless world, and the
students watched it from the roof like television. It reminded him
of the desert in The Wandering Dune—God, he hadn’t thought
about Fillory for ages. Quentin wondered if the rest of the world,
his life before this, had just been a lurid dream. When he pictured
the globe now it was entirely Antarctic, a whole world over which
this monochromatic continent had metastasized like an icy
cancer.
He went a little insane. They all did, though it
took them in different ways. Some of the others became obsessed
with sex. Their higher functions were so numb and exhausted they
became animals, desperate for any kind of contact that wouldn’t ask
words of them. Impromptu orgies were not unheard of. Quentin came
upon them once or twice in the evenings—they would gather in
apparently arbitrary combinations, in an empty classroom or in
somebody’s bedroom, in semi-anonymous chains, their white uniforms
half or all the way off, their eyes glassy and bored as they pulled
and stroked and pumped, always in silence. He saw Janet take part
once. The display was as much for other people as for themselves,
but Quentin never joined in or even watched, just turned away,
feeling superior and also strangely angry. Maybe he was just angry
that something kept him from jumping in. He was disproportionately
relieved that he never saw Alice there.
Time passed, or at least Quentin knew that,
according to theory, it pretty much had to be passing, though he
didn’t personally see much evidence of it, unless you counted the
weird menagerie of mustaches and beards he and his male classmates
were growing. However much he ate he got thinner and thinner. His
state of mind devolved from mesmerized to hallucinatory. Tiny
random things became charged with overwhelming significance—a round
pebble, a stray straw from a broom, a dark mark on a white
wall—that dissipated again minutes later. In the classroom he
sometimes saw fantastical creatures mixed in with his classmates—a
huge, elegant brown stick insect that clung to the back of a chair;
a giant lizard with horny skin and a German accent, whose head
burned with white fire—though afterward he could never be sure if
he had imagined them. Once he thought he saw the man whose face was
hidden by a branch. He couldn’t take this much longer.
Then, just like that, one morning over breakfast
Mayakovsky announced that there were two weeks remaining in the
semester, and it was time they gave serious thought to the final
exam. The test was simply this: they would walk from Brakebills
South to the South Pole. The distance was on the order of five
hundred miles. They would be given no food and no maps and no
clothing. They would have to protect and sustain themselves by
magic. Flying was out of bounds—they would go on foot or not at
all, and in the form of human beings, not as bears or penguins or
some other naturally cold-resistant animal. Cooperation between
students was prohibited—they could view it as a race, if they
liked. There was no time limit. The exam was not mandatory.
Two weeks wasn’t quite long enough to prepare
properly, but it was more than long enough for the decision to hang
over them. Yes or no, in or out? Mayakovsky stressed that safety
precautions would be minimal. He would do his best to keep track of
them in the field, but there was no guarantee that if they screwed
up he’d be able to rescue their sorry, hypothermic asses.
There was a lot to study up on. Would sunburn be a
problem? Snow blindness? Should they toughen the soles of their
feet or try to create some kind of magical footwear? Was there any
way to get mutton fat, which they could need to cast
Chkhartishvili’s Enveloping Warmth, from the kitchen? And if the
test wasn’t even mandatory, then what was the point of it? What
would happen if they failed? It sounded more like a ritual or a
hazing than a final exam.
On the last morning Quentin got up early with the
idea of foraging for contraband spell components in the kitchen. He
had made up his mind to compete. He had to know if he could do it
or not. It was that simple.
Most of the cupboards were locked—he probably
wasn’t the first student to have thought of it—but he did manage to
load up his pockets with flour and a stray silver fork and some old
sprouting garlic cloves that might come in handy for something, he
didn’t know what. He headed downstairs.
Alice was waiting for him on the landing between
floors.
“I have to ask you something,” she said, her voice
full of crisp determination. “Are you in love with me? It’s okay if
you aren’t, I just want to know.”
She made it almost all the way through, but she
couldn’t quite say the last phrase full voice and whispered it
instead.
He hadn’t even met her eyes since the afternoon
they’d been foxes together. Three weeks at least. Now they stood
together on the smooth, freezing stone floor, abjectly human. How
could a person who hadn’t washed or cut her hair in five months be
so beautiful?
“I don’t know,” he said. His voice was scratchy
from lack of use. The words felt more frightening than any spell he
had ever cast. “I mean, you’d think I would, but I don’t. I really
don’t know.”
He tried to make his tone light and conversational,
but his body felt heavy. The floor was accelerating rapidly upward
with both of them on it. At that moment, when he should have been
most lucidly present, he had no idea whether he was lying or
telling the truth. With all the time he’d spent studying here,
everything he’d learned, why hadn’t he learned this one thing? He
was failing both of them, himself and Alice.
“It’s okay,” she said, with a quick little smile
that strained the ligaments that held Quentin’s heart in his chest.
“I didn’t think so. I was more wondering whether you would lie
about it.”
He was lost. “Was I supposed to lie?”
“It’s okay, Quentin. It was nice. The sex, I mean.
You do realize it’s all right to have nice things sometimes,
right?”
She saved him from having to answer by standing up
on tiptoe and kissing him softly on the lips. Her lips were dry and
chapped, but the tip of her tongue was soft and warm. It felt like
the last warm thing in the world.
“Try not to die,” she said.
She patted his rough cheek and disappeared down the
stairs ahead of him in the predawn twilight.
After that ordeal the test was almost an
afterthought. They were released separately out onto the snowpack,
at intervals, to discourage collaboration. Mayakovsky made Quentin
disrobe first—so much for the flour and the garlic and that bent
silver fork—and walk naked out beyond the range of the protective
spells that kept the temperature bearable at Brakebills South. As
he passed through the invisible perimeter the cold hit him
face-first, and it was beyond all belief. Quentin’s whole body
spasmed and contracted. It felt like he’d been dropped into burning
kerosene. The air seared his lungs. He bent over, hands jammed in
his armpits.
“Happy trails,” Mayakovsky called. He tossed
Quentin a Ziploc bag full of something gray and greasy. Mutton fat.
“Bog s’vami.”
Whatever. Quentin knew he had only a few seconds
before his fingers would be too numb for spellcasting. He tore open
the bag and jammed his hands inside and stuttered out
Chkhartishvili’s Enveloping Warmth. It got easier after that. He
layered on the rest of the spells by turns: protection from the
wind and the sun, speed, strong legs, toughened feet. He threw up a
navigation spell, and a great luminous golden compass wheel that
only he could see appeared overhead in the white sky.
Quentin knew the theory behind the spells, but he’d
never tested them all together at full strength. He felt like a
superhero. He felt bionic. He was in business.
He turned to face the S on the compass wheel
and trotted off toward the horizon at speed, circling around the
building he’d just left, bare feet fluffing silently through
bone-dry powder. With the strength spells in place his thighs felt
like pneumatic pistons. His calves were steel truck springs. His
feet were as tough and numb as Kevlar brake shoes.
Afterward he remembered almost nothing of the week
that followed. The whole thing was very clinical. Reduced to its
technical essence, it was a problem of resource management, of
nurturing and guarding and fanning the little flickering flame of
life and consciousness within his body as the entire continent of
Antarctica tried to leach away the heat and sugar and water that
kept it burning.
He slept lightly and very little. His urine turned
a deep amber then ceased to flow entirely. The monotony of the
scenery was relentless. Each low crunchy ridge he topped revealed a
vista composed of its identical clones, arranged in a pattern of
infinite regress. His thoughts went around in circles. He lost
track of time. He sang the Oscar Mayer jingle and the
Simpsons theme song. He talked to James and Julia. Sometimes
he confused James with Martin Chatwin and Julia with Jane. The fat
melted out of his body; his ribs grew more prominent, tried to push
their way out through his skin. He had to be careful. His margin of
error was not large. The spells he was using were powerful and
highly durable, with a life of their own. He could die out here,
and his corpse would probably keep jogging merrily along toward the
pole on its own.
Once or twice a day, sometimes more, a lipless blue
crevasse would open beneath his feet, and he would have to trot
around it or cross it with a magic-assisted leap. Once he stumbled
right into one and fell forty feet down into blue-tinted darkness.
The ward-and-shield spells around his pale, nude body were so thick
that he barely noticed. He just ground to a slow stop, jammed in
between two rough ice walls, and then lifted himself back out
again, like the Lorax, and kept on running.
Even as his physical strength faded he leaned on
the iron magical vigor that his sojourn under Professor Mayakovsky
had given him. It no longer felt like a fluke when he worked magic
successfully. The worlds of magical and physical reality felt
equally real and present to him. He summoned simple spells into
being without conscious thought. He reached for the magical force
within him as naturally as he would reach for the salt on the
dinner table. He had even gained the ability to extemporize a
little, to guess at magical Circumstances when he hadn’t been
drilled on them. The implications of this were stunning: magic
wasn’t simply random, it had an actual shape—a fractal, chaotic
shape, but subconsciously his blindly groping mental fingertips had
begun to parse it.
He remembered a lecture Mayakovsky had given a few
weeks before, which at the time he hadn’t paid much attention to.
Now, however, jogging forever south across the frozen, broken
plains, it came back to him almost word for word.
“You dislike me,” Mayakovsky had begun. “You are
sick of the sight of me, skraelings.” That was what he
called them, skraelings. Apparently it was a Viking word
that meant, roughly, “wretches.”
“But if you listen to me only one more time in your
lives, listen to me now. Once you reach a certain level of fluency
as a spellcaster, you will begin to manipulate reality freely. Not
all of you—Dale, I think you in particular are unlikely to cross
that Rubicon. But for some of you spells will one day come very
easily, almost automatically, with very little in the way of
conscious effort.
“When the change comes, I ask only that you know it
for what it is, and be aware. For the true magician there is no
very clear line between what lies inside the mind and what lies
outside it. If you desire something, it will become substance. If
you despise it, you will see it destroyed. A master magician is not
much different from a child or a madman in that respect. It takes a
very clear head and a very strong will to operate once you are in
that place. And you will find out very quickly whether or not you
have that clarity and that strength.”
Mayakovsky stared out at their silent faces a
moment longer, with undisguised disgust, then stepped down from the
lectern. “Age,” Quentin heard him mutter. “It’s wasted on the
young. Just like youth.”
When night finally fell the stars burned shrilly
overhead with impossible force and beauty. Quentin jogged with his
head up, knees high, no longer feeling anything below his waist,
gloriously isolated, lost in the spectacle. He became nothing, a
running wraith, a wisp of warm flesh in a silent universe of
midnight frost.
Once, for a few minutes, the darkness was disturbed
by a flickering on the horizon. He realized it must be another
student, another skraeling like himself, moving on a
parallel path but way off to the east, twenty or thirty miles at
least, and ahead of him. He thought about changing course to make
contact. But seriously, what was the point? Should he risk getting
busted for collaborating, just to say hi? What did he, a wraith, a
wisp of warm flesh, need with anybody else?
Whoever it was, he thought dispassionately, was
using a different set of spells than he was. He couldn’t piece out
the magic at this distance, but they were throwing off a whole lot
of pale pink-white light.
Inefficient, he thought. Inelegant.
When the sun rose he lost sight of the other
student again.
Some immeasurable period of time later, Quentin
blinked. He had lost the habit of closing his magically
weatherproofed eyes, but something was bothering him. It was a
matter for concern, though he could barely formulate why in any
conscious, coherent way. There was a black spot in his
vision.
The landscape had, if anything, gotten more
monotonous. Far behind him were the moments when streaks of dark
frozen schist occasionally marred the white snow. Once he’d passed
what he was fairly sure was a fallen meteorite stuck in the ice, a
lump of something black, like a lost charcoal briquette. But that
was a long time ago.
He was far gone. After days without real sleep his
mind was a machine for monitoring spells and moving his feet,
nothing else. But while he was checking off anomalies, there was
something screwy going on with his compass wheel, too. It wobbled
erratically, and it was getting kind of distorted. The N had
grown vast and swollen; it was taking up five-sixths of the circle,
and the other directions had withered away to almost nothing. The
She was supposed to be following had shrunk to a tiny
squiggle in microscopic jewel type.
The black spot was taller than it was wide, and it
bobbed up and down with his stride the way an external object
would. So it wasn’t corneal damage. And it was growing larger and
larger, too. It was Mayakovsky, stand ing by himself in the powdery
nothingness, holding a blanket. He must be at the pole. Quentin had
completely forgotten where he was going or why.
When he got close enough Mayakovsky caught him. The
tall man grunted, wrapping the heavy, scratchy blanket around him,
and swung him down to the snow. Quentin’s legs kept moving for a
few seconds, then he lay still, panting, on his side, twitching
like a netted fish. It was the first time in nine days that he’d
stopped running. The sky spun. He retched.
Mayakovsky stood over him.
“Molodyetz, Quentin. Good man. Good man. You
made it. You are going home.”
There was something odd in Mayakovsky’s voice. The
sneer was gone, and it was thick with emotion. A twisted smile
revealed for a moment the older wizard’s yellow teeth in his
unshaven face. He hauled Quentin to his feet with one hand; the
other hand he flourished, and a portal appeared in the air. He
shoved Quentin unceremoniously through it.
Quentin staggered and fell into a psychedelic riot
of green that assaulted him so violently that at first he didn’t
recognize it as the rear terrace of Brakebills on a hot summer day.
After the blankness of the polar ice the campus was a hallucinatory
swirl of sound and color and warmth. He squeezed his eyes tight
shut. He was home.
He rolled over on his back on the baking smooth
stone. Birds sang deafeningly. He opened his eyes. A sight even
stranger than the trees and the grass met them: looking back
through the portal, he could still see the tall, soft-shouldered
magician standing there with Antarctica in the background. Snow
kicked up around him. A few stray crystals drifted through and
evaporated in midflight. It looked like a painting executed on an
oval panel and hung in midair. But the magical window was already
closing. He must be preparing himself to go back to his empty polar
mansion, Quentin thought. He waved, but Mayakovsky wasn’t looking
at him. He was looking out at the Maze and the rest of the
Brakebills campus. The unguarded longing on his face was so
excruciating Quentin had to look away.
Then the portal closed. It was over. It was late
May, and the air was full of pollen. After the rarefied atmosphere
of Antarctica it tasted hot and thick as soup. It was a lot like
that first day he’d come to Brakebills, straight through from that
frigid Brooklyn afternoon. The sun beat down. He sneezed.
They were all waiting for him, or almost all: Eliot
and Josh and Janet, at least, wearing their old school uniforms,
looking fat and happy and relaxed and none the worse for wear, like
they’d done nothing for the past six months but sit on their asses
and eat grilled cheese sandwiches.
“Welcome back,” Eliot said. He was munching a
yellow pear. “They only told us ten minutes ago you might be coming
through.”
“Wow.” Josh’s eyes were round. “Man, you look
skinny. Wizard needs food badly. And also maybe a shower.”
Quentin knew he had only a minute or two before he
burst into tears and passed out. He still had Mayakovsky’s scratchy
wool blanket wrapped around him. He looked down at his pale, frozen
feet. Nothing looked frostbitten, anyway, though one of his toes
was sticking out at an angle. It didn’t hurt yet.
It was very, very comfortable, deliriously
comfortable, lying on his back on the hot stone like this, with the
others looking down at him. He knew he should probably get up, for
the sake of politeness if for no other reason, but he didn’t feel
like moving yet. He thought he might just stay where he was for
another minute. He had earned himself a rest.
“Are you all right?” Josh said. “What was it
like?”
“Alice kicked your ass,” Janet said. “She got back
two days ago. She already went home.”
“You were out there a week and a half,” Eliot said.
“We were worried about you.”
Why did they keep talking? If he could just gaze up
at them in silence, that would be perfect. Just look at them and
listen to the chirping birds and feel the warm flagstones holding
him up. And maybe somebody could get him a glass of water, he was
desperately thirsty. He tried to articulate this last sentiment,
but his throat was dry and cracked. He wound up just making a tiny
creaking noise.
“Oh, I think he wants to know about us,” Janet
said. She took a bite of Eliot’s pear. “Yeah, nobody else went out
but you two. What—you think we’re stupid?”