LOVELADY
The rest of Quentin’s Third Year at Brakebills
went by beneath a gray watercolor wash of quasi-military vigilance.
In the weeks that followed the attack the school was locked down
both physically and magi cally. Faculty members wandered the
grounds retracing the lines of its ancient defensive spells,
renewing and strengthening them and casting new ones. Professor
Sunderland spent an entire day walking backward all the way around
the school’s perimeter, scattering colored powders on the snow
behind her in carefully braided trails, her plump cheeks turning
pink with cold. She was followed by Professor Van der Weghe, who
checked her work, and preceded by a gaggle of attentive students
who cleared brush and fallen logs out of her path and resupplied
her with materiel. It had to be done in one unbroken circuit.
Cleansing the auditorium was just a matter of
ringing a few bells and burning sage in the corners, but resetting
the school’s main wards took a solid week; according to student
rumor they were all cinched to an enormous worked-iron totem kept
in a secret room at the campus’s exact geographical center,
wherever that was, but nobody had ever seen it. Professor March,
who after his ordeal never quite lost a certain anxious, hunted
look, roamed endlessly in and out of the school’s many basements
and sub-basements and cellars and catacombs, where he obsessively
tended and reinforced the foundation spells that secured them
against attack from below. The Third Years had made a bonfire at
their Equinox party, but now the faculty made a real bonfire, fed
with specially prepared cedar logs, dried and peeled and as
straight as railroad ties, stacked in an arcane, eye-bending
configuration like a giant Chinese puzzle that took Professor
Heckler all day to get right. When he finally lit it, using a twist
of paper with words scribbled on it in Russian, it burned like
magnesium. They were discouraged from looking directly at it.
In a way it was an education in itself, a chance to
watch real magic being worked, with real things at stake. But there
was no fun in it. There was only silence at dinner, and useless
anger, and a new kind of dread. One morning they found the room of
a First Year boy cleared out; he’d dropped out and gone home
overnight. It was not uncommon to come across conclaves of three or
four girls—girls who mere weeks earlier had actively avoided
sitting next to Amanda Orloff at dinner—perched together on the
stony rim of a fountain in the Maze, weeping and shivering. There
were two more fights. As soon as he was satisfied that the
foundations were taken care of, Professor March went on sabbatical,
and those who claimed to know—i.e., Eliot—put the odds of his ever
coming back at approximately zero.
Sometimes Quentin wished he could run away, too. He
thought he would be shunned for the little joke he’d played on
March with the podium, but the strange thing was that nobody said
anything about it. He almost wished they would. He didn’t know
whether he’d committed the perfect crime or a crime so public and
unspeakable that nobody could bring themselves to confront him
about it in broad daylight. He was trapped: he couldn’t grieve
properly for Amanda because he felt like he’d killed her, and he
couldn’t atone for killing her because he couldn’t confess, not
even to Alice. He didn’t know how. So instead he kept his little
particle of shame and filth inside, where it could fester and turn
septic.
This was the kind of disaster Quentin thought he’d
left behind the day he walked into that garden in Brooklyn. Things
like this didn’t happen in Fillory: there was conflict, and even
violence, but it was always heroic and ennobling, and anybody
really good and important who bought it along the way came back to
life at the end of the book. Now there was a rip in the corner of
his perfect world, and fear and sadness were pouring in like
freezing filthy water through a busted dam. Brakebills felt less
like a secret garden and more like a fortified encampment. He
wasn’t in a safe little story where wrongs were automatically
righted; he was still in the real world, where bad, bitter things
happened for no reason, and people paid for things that weren’t
their fault.
A week after the incident Amanda Orloff ’s parents
came to collect her things. No special fuss was made over them, at
their request, but Quentin happened by one afternoon while they
were saying goodbye to the Dean. All of Amanda’s belongings fit
into one trunk and one pathetically small paisley-fabric
suitcase.
Quentin’s heart seized up as he watched them. He
was sure they could see his guilt; he felt like he was covered in
it, sticky with it. But they ignored him. Mr. and Mrs. Orloff
looked more like siblings than husband and wife: both six feet tall
and broad-shouldered, with dishwater hair, his high and tight, hers
in a businesslike shag. They seemed to be walking in a daze—Dean
Fogg was guiding them by the elbows around something Quentin
couldn’t see—and it took him a minute to figure out that they were
heavily enchanted, so that even now they wouldn’t understand the
nature of the school that their daughter had attended.
That August the Physical Kids straggled back from
summer vacation early. They spent the week before classes camping
out in the Cottage, playing pool and not studying and making a
project out of drinking their way jigger by jigger through an old
and viscous and thoroughly disgusting decanter of port Eliot had
found at the back of a cabinet in the kitchen. But the mood was
sober and subdued. Incredibly, Quentin was now a Fourth Year at
Brakebills.
“We have to have a welters team,” Janet announced
one day.
“No,” Eliot said, “we don’t.”
He lay with one arm over his face on an old leather
couch. They were in the library in the Cottage, exhausted from
having done nothing all day.
“Yes, actually we do, Eliot.” She nudged him
sharply in the ribs with her foot. “Bigby told me. There’s a
tournament. Everybody has to play. They just haven’t announced it
yet.”
“Shit,” Eliot, Alice, Josh, and Quentin all said in
unison.
“I call equipment manager,” Alice added.
“Why?” Josh moaned. “Why are they doing this to us?
Why, God? ”
“It’s for morale,” Janet said. “Fogg says our
spirits need elevating after last year. Organized welters is part
of a ‘return to normalcy.’ ”
“My morale was fine until a minute ago. Fuck, I
can’t stand that game. It’s a perversion of good magic. A
perversion, I say!” Josh waved a finger at nobody in
particular.
“Too bad, it’s compulsory. And it’s by Discipline,
so we’re a team. Even Quentin”—she patted his head—“who still
doesn’t have one.”
“Thanks for that.”
“I vote Janet captain,” Eliot said.
“Of course I’m captain. And as captain it is my
happy duty to inform you that your first practice is in fifteen
minutes.”
Everybody groaned and stirred and then settled
themselves more comfortably where they were.
“Janet?” Josh said. “Stop doing this.”
“I’ve never even played,” Alice said. “I don’t know
the rules.”
She lay on the rug paging limply through an old
atlas. It was full of ancient maps in which the seas were populated
with lovingly engraved marginal monsters, though in these maps the
proportions were inverted, and the monsters were far larger and
more numerous than the continents. Alice had acquired a pair of
uncharacteristically hip rectangular glasses over the summer.
“Oh, you’ll pick it right up,” Eliot said. “Welters
is fun—and educational!”
“Don’t worry.” Janet leaned down and gave the back
of Alice’s head a maternal kiss. “Nobody really knows the
rules.”
“Except Janet,” Josh said.
“Except me. I’ll see you all there at three.”
She flounced happily out of the room.
In the end it came down to the fact that none of
them had anything better to do, which Janet had clearly been
counting on. They reassembled by the welters board looking
bedraggled and unpromising in the baking summer heat. It was so
bright out you could barely stand to look at the grass. Eliot
clutched the sticky decanter of port, the sleeves of his dress
shirt rolled up. Just seeing it made Quentin feel dehydrated. Blue
summer sky blazed in the water squares. A grasshopper collided with
Quentin’s pants and clung there.
“So,” Janet said, climbing the ladder to the
weather-beaten wooden judge’s chair in her perilously short skirt.
“Who knows how we start?”
Starting, it emerged, involved picking a square and
throwing a stone called the globe onto it. The stone was rough
marble, bluish in color—it did look a little like a globe—and about
the size of a Ping-Pong ball, though it was weirdly heavy. Quentin
turned out to be unexpectedly talented at this feat, which was
performed at various times during the game. The real trick was to
avoid plunking it into a water square, in which case the game was
forfeit, plus it was a pain to fish the globe out of the
water.
Alice and Eliot were on the same team, facing off
against Josh and Quentin, with Janet refereeing. Janet wasn’t the
most assiduous student of the Physical Kids—that was Alice—or the
most naturally gifted—Eliot—but she was ferally competitive, and
she’d decided to acquire a total command of the technical
intricacies of welters, which really was an amazingly complicated
game.
“Without me you people would be lost!” Janet said,
and it was true.
The game was half strategy, half spell-casting. You
captured squares with magic, or protected them, or recaptured them
by superseding an earlier spell. Water squares were the easiest,
metal the hardest—they were reserved for summonings and other
exotic enchantments. Eventually a player was supposed to step
bodily onto the board, becoming in effect a playing piece in his or
her own game, and as such vulnerable to direct, personal attacks.
As he approached the edge the meadow around Quentin seemed to
shrink, and the board expanded, as if it were at the center of a
fisheye lens. The trees lost some of their color, becoming dim and
silvery.
Things went quickly in the early rounds as both
sides captured uncontested squares in a free-for-all land grab. As
in chess, there were any number of conventional openings that had
been worked out and optimized long ago. But once all the free
squares were gone they had to start slugging it out head to head.
The afternoon wore on, with long breaks for Janet’s highly
technical welters tutorials. Eliot disappeared for twenty minutes
and came back with six slender bottles of a very dry Finger Lakes
Riesling he’d apparently been saving for just such an emergency, in
two tin buckets full of melting ice. He hadn’t thought to bring any
glasses, so they swigged straight from the bottles.
Quentin still didn’t have much of a capacity for
alcohol, and the more wine he drank the less he could focus on the
details of the game, which were getting hellishly complex.
Apparently it was legal to transmute squares from one kind to
another, and even make them slide around and switch places on the
board somehow. By the time the players themselves had stepped onto
the board, everybody was so drunk and confused that Janet had to
tell them where to stand, which she did with towering
condescension.
Not that anybody really cared. The sun drifted down
behind the trees, dappling the grass with shadows, and the blue of
the sky deepened to a luminous aqua. The air was bathwater warm.
Josh fell asleep on the square he was supposed to be defending and
sprawled across a whole row. Eliot did his impression of Janet, and
Janet pretended to get mad. Alice took off her shoes and dabbled
her feet in a temporarily uncontested water square. Their voices
drifted up and got lost in the summer leaves. The wine was almost
gone, the empty bottles bobbing around in the tin buckets, which
were now full of lukewarm water in which a wasp had drowned.
Everyone was pretending to be bored to tears, or
maybe they actually were, but Quentin wasn’t. He was unexpectedly
happy, though he instinctively kept it a secret. In fact he was so
full of joy and relief he could barely breathe. Like a receding
glacier the ordeal of the Beast had left behind it a changed world,
jumbled and scraped and raw, but the earth was finally putting up
new green shoots again. Fogg’s idiotic welters plan had actually
worked. The gray gloom the Beast had cast over the school was
retreating. It was all right for them to be teenagers again, at
least for a little longer. He felt forgiven, though he didn’t even
know by whom.
Quentin imagined how they would all look from
above. If somebody were to gaze down on them from a low-flying
airplane, or a wandering dirigible, five people strewn around the
neat little welters board on the grounds of their secret, exclusive
magical enclave, their voices soft and unintelligible from a
distance, how contented and complete in themselves that observer
would believe them all to be. And it was actually true. The
observer would be right. It was all real.
“Without me,” Janet said again, with fierce glee,
blotting tears of laughter with the heel of her hand, “you people
would be lost.”
If welters restored some of Quentin’s lost
equilibrium, it presented a whole new kind of problem for Josh.
They kept on practicing through the first month of the semester,
and Quentin gradually got the hang of the game. It wasn’t really
about knowing the spells, or the strategy, though you did have to
know them. It was more about getting spells off perfectly when you
had to—it was about that sense of power that lived somewhere in
your chest, that made a spell strong and vital. Whatever it was,
you had to be able to find it when you needed it.
Josh never knew what he would find. At one practice
Quentin watched him go up against Eliot over one of the two metal
squares on the board. These were made of a tarnished silvery
stuff—one actually was silver, the other was palladium, whatever
that was—with fine swirling lines and tiny italic words etched into
them.
Eliot had chosen a fairly basic enchantment that
created a small, softly glowing orb. Josh attempted a counterspell,
muttering it half-heartedly while sketching a few cursory gestures
with his large fingers. He always looked embarrassed when he cast
spells, as if he never believed they were actually going to
work.
But as he finished, the day went slightly faded and
sepia toned, the way it might if a cloud drifted in front of the
sun, or in the first moments of an eclipse.
“What the hell . . . ?” Janet said, squinting up at
the sky.
Josh had successfully defended the square—he’d
abolished Eliot’s will-o’-the-wisp—but he’d gone too far. Somehow
he’d created its inverse, a black hole: he’d punched a drain hole
in the afternoon, and the daylight was swirling into it. The five
Physical Kids gathered around in the amber light to look, as if it
were some unusual and possibly venomous beetle. Quentin had never
seen anything quite like it. It was like some heavy-duty appliance
had been turned on somewhere, sucking up the energy needed to light
the world and causing a local brown-out.
Josh was the only one who didn’t seem bothered by
this.
“How you like me now?” He did a victorious-chicken
dance. “Huh? How do you like Josh now!”
“Wow,” Quentin said. He backed away a step. “Josh,
what is that thing?”
“I don’t know, I just waved my little fingers—” He
waggled his fingers in Eliot’s face. A soft breeze was kicking
up.
“Okay, Josh,” Eliot said. “You got me. Shut it
down.”
“Had enough? Is it too real for you, magic
man?”
“Seriously, Josh,” Alice said. “Please get rid of
that thing, it’s creeping us out.”
By now the whole field was plunged in deep
twilight, even though it was only two in the afternoon. Quentin
couldn’t look directly at the space above the metal square, but the
air around it looked wavy and distorted, the grass behind it
distant and smeared. Underneath it, in a perfect circle that could
have been ruled by a compass, the blades of grass were standing up
perfectly straight, like splinters of green glass. The vortex
drifted lazily to one side, toward the edge of the board, and a
nearby oak tree leaned toward it with a monstrous creaking
sound.
“Josh, don’t be an idiot,” Eliot snapped. Josh had
stopped celebrating. He watched his creation nervously.
The tree groaned and listed ominously. Roots popped
underground like muffled rifle shots.
“Josh! Josh!” Janet shouted.
“All right already! All right!” Josh scrubbed out
the spell, and the hole in space vanished.
He looked pale but regretful, resentful: they’d
pissed on his parade. They stood silent in a half circle around the
half-toppled oak. One of its longest branches almost touched the
ground.
Dean Fogg arranged an entire tournament schedule
of weekend welters matches, culminating in a school championship at
the end of the semester. To their surprise the Physical Kids tended
to win their games. They even beat the snobby, standoffish Psychic
group, who made up for any shortfalls in their spellcasting ability
with their uncannily prescient strategic instincts. Their run of
success continued through October. Their only real rivals were the
Natural Magic group, who in spite of their pacifist, sylvan ethos
were annoyingly hyper-competitive about welters.
Bit by bit the summer atmosphere of balmy
congeniality evaporated as the afternoons got colder and shorter
and the demands of the game started to conflict with their already
crushing academic workload. After a while welters became a chore
just like anything else, except even more meaningless. As Quentin
and the other Physical Kids became less enthusiastic, Janet got
shriller and pushier about the game, and her shrill pushiness
became less endearing. She couldn’t help it, it was just her
neurotic need to control everything coming out to play, but that
didn’t make it any less of a pain in the ass for the rest of them.
Theoretically they could have gotten out of it by tanking a
match—it would only have taken one—but they didn’t. Nobody quite
had the heart, or the guts.
But Josh’s inconsistency continued to be a problem.
On the morning of the final game of the season, he didn’t show up
at all.
It was a Saturday morning in early November, and
they were playing for the school championship—what Fogg had grandly
christened the Brakebills Cup, although so far he hadn’t produced
any actual physical vessel that answered to that name. The grass
around the welters field was tricked out with two ranks of grimly
festive wooden bleachers that looked like something out of old
newsreel footage of college sporting events, and which had probably
been lying disassembled in numbered sections in some unimaginably
dusty storeroom for decades. There was even a VIP box occupied by
Dean Fogg and Professor Van der Weghe, who clutched a coffee cup in
her pink-mittened hands.
The sky was gray, and a heavy wind made the leaves
seethe in the trees. The gonfalons (in Brakebills blue and brown)
strung along the backs of the bleachers fluttered and snapped. The
grass was crunchy with frozen dew.
“Where the hell is he?” Quentin jogged in place to
keep warm.
“I don’t know! ” Janet had her arms around
Eliot’s neck, clinging to him for warmth, which Eliot put up with
irritably.
“Fuck him, let’s start,” he said. “I want to get
this over with.”
“We can’t without Josh,” Alice said firmly.
“Who says we can’t?” Eliot tried to dislodge Janet,
who clung to him relentlessly. “We’re better off without him
anyway.”
“I’d rather lose with him,” Alice said, “than win
without him. Anyway, he’s not dead. I saw him just after
breakfast.”
“If he doesn’t show up soon, we’re all going to die
of exposure. He’ll be the only one left alive to carry on our
glorious fight.”
Josh’s absence made Quentin worried, about what he
didn’t know.
“I’ll go find him,” Quentin said.
“Don’t be ridiculous. He’s probably—”
At that moment the officiating faculty member, a
hale, brick-colored man named Professor Foxtree, strode up to them
wrapped in an ankle-length down parka. Students respected him
instinctively because of his easy good humor and because he was
tall and Native American.
“What’s the holdup?”
“We’re short a player, sir,” Janet told him. “Josh
Hoberman is MIA.”
“So?” Professor Foxtree hugged himself vigorously.
His long hooked nose had a drop on the end of it. “Let’s get this
shit-show on the road, I’d like to be back in the senior common
room by lunchtime. How many do you have?”
“Four, sir.”
“It’ll have to do.”
“Three, actually,” Quentin said. “Sorry, sir, but I
have to find Josh. He should be here.”
He didn’t wait for an answer but set off back
toward the House at a jog, his hands in his pockets, his collar
turned up around his ears to block out the cold.
“Come on, Q!” he heard Janet say. And then,
disgustedly, when it was clear he wasn’t coming back: “Shit.”
Quentin didn’t know whether to be pissed off at
Josh or worried about him, so he was both. Foxtree was right: it
wasn’t like the game actually mattered. Maybe the bastard just
overslept, he thought as he half-ran over the hard, frosted turf of
the Sea. At least he had his fat to keep him warm. The fat
bastard.
But Josh wasn’t in his bed. His room was a
maelstrom of books and paper and laundry, as usual, some of it
floating loosely in midair. Quen tin walked down to the sunroom,
but its only occupant was the aged Professor Brzezinski, the
potions expert, who sat at the window, eyes closed, drenched in
sun, his white beard flowing down over a stained old apron. An
enormous fly bounced against one of the windowpanes. He looked
asleep, but when Quentin was almost out the door he spoke.
“Looking for someone?”
Quentin stopped. “Yes, sir. Josh Hoberman. He’s
late for welters.”
“Hoberman. The fat one.”
The old man waved Quentin over with a blue-veined
hand and fumbled a colored pencil and a piece of lined paper out of
the pocket of his apron. With sure, rapid strokes Professor
Brzezinski sketched a rough outline of the Brakebills campus. He
muttered a few words in French and made a sign over it with one
hand like a compass rose.
He held it up.
“What does this tell you?”
Quentin had expected magical special effects of
some kind, but there was nothing. A corner of the map was stained
from a coffee spill on the tray.
“Not a lot, sir.”
“Really?” The old man studied the paper for
himself, looking puzzled. He smelled like ozone, shattered air, as
if he had recently been struck by lightning. “But this really is a
very good locator spell. Look again.”
“I don’t see anything.”
“That’s right. And where on campus does even a very
good locator spell not work?”
“I have no idea.” Admitting ignorance promptly was
the fastest way to get information out of a Brakebills
professor.
“Try the library.” Professor Brzezinski closed his
eyes again, like an old walrus settling back down onto a sunny
rock. “There are so many old seek-and-finds on that room, you can’t
find a Goddamned thing.”
Quentin had spent very little time in the
Brakebills library. Hardly anybody did if they could help it.
Visiting scholars had been so aggressive over the centuries in
casting locator spells to find the books they wanted, and spells of
concealment to hide those same books from rival scholars, that the
entire area was more or less opaque to magic, like a palimpsest
that has been scribbled on over and over, past the point of
legibility.
To make matters worse, some of the books had
actually become migratory. In the nineteenth century Brakebills had
appointed a librarian with a highly Romantic imagination who had
envisioned a mobile library in which the books fluttered from shelf
to shelf like birds, reorganizing themselves spontaneously under
their own power in response to searches. For the first few months
the effect was said to have been quite dramatic. A painting of the
scene survived as a mural behind the circulation desk, with
enormous atlases soaring around the place like condors.
But the system turned out to be totally
impractical. The wear and tear on the spines alone was too costly,
and the books were horribly disobedient. The librarian had imagined
he could summon a given book to perch on his hand just by shouting
out its call number, but in actuality they were just too willful,
and some were actively predatory. The librarian was swiftly
deposed, and his successor set about domesticating the books again,
but even now there were stragglers, notably in Swiss History and
Architecture 300-1399, that stubbornly flapped around near the
ceiling. Once in a while an entire sub-sub-category that had long
been thought safely dormant would take wing with an indescribable
papery susurrus.
So the library was mostly empty, and it wasn’t hard
to spot Josh in an alcove off the second floor, sitting at a small
square table across from a tall, cadaverously thin man with
chiseled cheekbones and a pencil mustache. The man wore a black
suit that hung on him. He looked like an undertaker.
Quentin recognized the thin man: he was the magical
bric-a-brac dealer who turned up once or twice a year at Brakebills
in his woodie station wagon, loaded down with a bizarre collection
of charms and fetishes and relics. Nobody particularly liked him,
but the students tolerated him, if only because he was
unintentionally funny and annoyed the faculty, who were always on
the verge of banning him permanently. He wasn’t a magician himself
and couldn’t tell the difference between what was genuine and what
was junk, but he took himself and his stock extremely seriously.
His name was Lovelady.
He’d turned up again shortly after the incident
with the Beast, and some of the younger kids bought charms to
protect themselves in the event of another attack. But Josh knew
better than that. Or Quentin would have thought so.
“Hey,” Quentin said, but as he started toward them
he knocked his forehead against a hard invisible barrier.
Whatever it was was cool and squeaked like clean
glass. It was soundproof, too: he could see their lips moving, but
the alcove was silent.
He caught Josh’s eye. There was a quick exchange
with Lovelady, who peered over his shoulder at Quentin. Lovelady
didn’t look happy, but he picked up what looked like an ordinary
glass tumbler that had been standing upside-down on the table and
flipped it over. The barrier vanished.
“Hey,” Josh said sullenly. “What’s up?” His eyes
were red, and the bags under them were dark and bruised-looking. He
didn’t look especially happy to see Quentin either.
“What’s going on?” Quentin ignored Lovelady. “You
know we have a match this morning, right?”
“Oh, man. Right. Game time.” Josh smeared his right
eye blearily with the heel of his hand. Lovelady watched them both,
carefully husbanding his dignity. “How long do we have?”
“About negative half an hour.”
“Oh, man,” he said again. Josh put his forehead
down on the table, then looked up suddenly at Lovelady. “Got
anything for time travel? Time-turner or something?”
“Not at this time,” Lovelady intoned gravely. “But
I will make inquiries.”
“Awesome.” Josh stood up. He saluted smartly. “Send
me an owl.”
“Come on, they’re waiting for us. Fogg is freezing
his ass off.”
“Good for him. Too much ass on that man
anyway.”
Quentin got Josh out of the library and heading
toward the rear of the House, though he was moving slowly and with
a worrying tendency to lurch into door frames and occasionally into
Quentin.
He did an abrupt about-face.
“Hang on,” he said. “Gotta get my quidditch
costume. I mean uniform. I mean welters.”
“We don’t have uniforms.”
“I know that,” Josh snapped. “I’m drunk, I’m not
delusional. I still need my winter coat.”
“Jesus, man. It’s not even ten o’clock.” Quentin
couldn’t believe he’d been worried. This was the big mystery?
“Experiment. Thought it might relax me for the big
game.”
“Yeah?” Quentin said. “Really? How’s that working
out for you?”
“It was just a little Scotch, for Christ’s sake. My
parents sent me a bottle of Lagavulin for my birthday. Eliot’s the
lush around here, not me.” Josh looked up at him with his crafty,
stubbly monk’s face. “Relax, I know what I can handle.”
“Yeah, you’re handling the hell out of it.”
“Oh, who gives a shit!” Josh was turning nasty. If
Quentin was going to get mad, he would get madder. “You were
probably hoping I wouldn’t show up and blow your precious game for
you. I just wish you had the balls to admit it. God, you should
hear Eliot do you behind your back. You’re as much of a cheerleader
as Janet is. At least she has the tits for it.”
“If I wanted to win,” Quentin said coldly, “I would
have left you in the library. Everybody else wanted to.”
He waited in the doorway, furious, arms folded,
while Josh rifled through his clothes. He snatched his coat off the
back of a desk chair, causing the chair to fall over. He let it lie
there. Quentin wondered if it was true about Eliot. If Josh was
trying to hurt him, he certainly knew where to stick the knife
in.
They set off down the hall together in
silence.
“All right,” Josh said finally. He sighed. “Look,
you know how I’m kind of a fuck-up, right?”
Quentin said nothing, stone-faced. He didn’t feel
like playing into Josh’s personal drama right now.
“Well, I am. And don’t bother with the self-esteem
lecture, it’s gone so far beyond what you even want to know about.
I’ve always been a smart guy, but I’m a low-grades/high-test-scores
kind of smart guy. If it wasn’t for Fogg they would have kicked me
out after last semester.”
“All right.”
“Look, all the rest of you can go around playing
Peter Perfect, and that’s fine, but I have to work my ass off just
to stay here! If you saw my grades—you guys don’t even know the
alphabet goes that high.”
“We all have to work at it,” Quentin said a little
defensively. “Well, except Eliot.”
“Yeah, okay, fine. But it’s fun for you. You get
off on it. That’s your thing.” Josh shouldered his way through the
French doors, out into the late-autumn morning, shrugging his way
into his heavy overcoat at the same time. “Fuck, it’s cold. Look, I
love it here, but I’m not going to make it on my own. I just don’t
know where it comes from.”
With no warning he grabbed the front of Quentin’s
coat and pushed him up against the wall of the House.
“Don’t you get it? I don’t know where it comes
from! I do a spell, I don’t know if it’s going work or not!” His
normally soft, placid face had worked itself into a mask of anger.
“You look for the power, and it’s just there! Me, I never know! I
never know if it’s going to be there when I need it. It comes and
it goes and I don’t even know why!”
“Okay, okay.” Quentin put his hands on Josh’s
shoulders, trying to calm him down. “Jesus. You’re hurting my
man-boobs.”
Josh let go of him and stalked off in the direction
of the Maze. Quentin caught up with him.
“So you thought Lovelady could help.”
“I thought he could . . . I don’t know.” Josh
shrugged helplessly. “Give me a little boost. Just make it so I
could count on it a little more.”
“By selling you some trash he got off eBay.”
“You know, he has interesting connections.” Just
like that Josh was finding his good humor again. He always did.
“They act all superior when we’re watching, but some of the faculty
buy from Lovelady. I heard a couple of years ago Van der Weghe
bought an old brass door knocker off him that turned out to be a
Hand of Oberon. Chambers uses it to cut down trees around the
Sea.
“I thought he could sell me a charm. Something to
bring my grades up. I know I act like I don’t care, but I want to
stay here, Quentin! I don’t want to go back out there!”
He pointed off in the general direction of the
outside world. The grass was wet and half frozen, and the Sea was
misty.
“I want you to stay, too,” Quentin said. His anger
was going, too. “But Lovelady—Jesus, maybe you are an idiot. Why
didn’t you just go to Eliot for help?”
“Eliot. He’s the last guy I’d talk to. Don’t you
see how he looks at me in class? A guy like that—okay, he’s had it
tough, in lots of ways, but this isn’t the kind of thing he
understands.”
“What did Lovelady try to sell you?
“Bunch of old dust bunnies. Bastard told me they
were Aleister Crow ley’s ashes.”
“What were you going to do with them anyway? Snort
them?”
They pushed their way through the scrim of trees
around the field. It was a grim scene. Eliot and Janet were huddled
at one end of the board looking bedraggled and thoroughly chilled.
Poor Alice was out on the board, squatting on a stone square and
hugging herself miserably. The Natural Magic group was at the other
end; despite the Physical Kids’ shortfall, they had chosen to field
the full five players. Not very sportsmanlike. It was hard to see
their faces—in an effort to intimidate their opponents they wore
hooded druid robes that somebody had sewn together out of a bunch
of green velvet curtains. They weren’t made to get wet.
The Physical Kids gave a ragged cheer when Josh and
Quentin appeared.
“My heroes,” Janet said sarcastically. “Where did
you find him?”
“Somewhere warm and dry,” Josh said.
They were being beaten badly, but Josh’s surprise
reappearance revived their fighting spirit. On his first turn Josh
went for the silver square, and after five solid minutes of
Gregorianesque chanting he improbably brought into being a fiery
elemental—a slow-moving, woodchuck-size salamander that looked like
it was constructed out of glowing orange embers, and which went on
to laconically capture two adjacent squares for good measure. It
then settled down on its six legs to smolder and watch the rest of
the match, raindrops sizzling and skating off its charred
scales.
The Physical Kids’ comeback had the unfortunate
effect of lengthening the game beyond all possibility of enjoyment.
It was the longest game they’d played all season; it was shaping up
to be the longest welters game anybody could remember. Finally
after another hour the handsome, Scandinavian-looking captain of
the Natural team—whom Quentin was pretty sure Janet used to
date—toed the edge of the sand square he stood on, gathered his wet
velvet robe around him regally, and caused an elegantly twisted
little olive tree to curl up out of a grass square in the
Physicals’ home row.
“Suck it!” he said.
“That’s the win,” Professor Foxtree called from the
judge’s chair. He was visibly catatonic from boredom. “Unless you
Physicals can match it. If not, then this damn game is finally
over. Somebody throw the globe.”
“Come on, Q,” Eliot said. “My fingernails are blue.
My lips are probably blue.”
“Your balls are probably blue,” Quentin said. He
picked up the heavy marble from where it rested in a stone bowl by
the edge of the board.
He looked around at the strange scene he stood at
the center of. They were still in it—they’d been down, but they’d
come almost all the way back, and he hardly ever missed with the
globe. Mercifully there was no wind, but a mist was gathering, and
it was getting hard to see the far end of the board. The afternoon
was silent except for the dripping of the trees.
“Quentin!” a boy’s voice called hoarsely from the
bleachers. “Quen-tin! ”
The Dean was still up in the VIP box, gamely miming
enthusiasm. He blew his nose loudly into a silk handkerchief. The
sun was a distant memory.
All at once a pleasant feeling of lightness and
warmth came over Quentin—it was so vivid, and so divorced from the
freezing cold reality all around him, that he wondered if somebody
was doing some surreptitious magic on him; he looked suspiciously
at the smoldering salamander, but it loftily ignored him. There was
the familiar sense of the world narrowing to the limits of the
board, trees and people shrinking and curving away around it,
becoming silvery, solarized. Quentin’s view took in the miserable
Josh, pacing by the edge of the board and taking deep breaths, and
Janet, who was clenching her jaw and jutting it at him fiercely,
hungrily, her arm through Eliot’s, whose eyes were fixed on some
invisible scenery in the middle distance.
It all felt very far away. None of it mattered.
That was the funny thing—it was incredible that he hadn’t seen it
before. He would have to try and explain this to Josh. He had done
a terrible, stupid thing in the classroom, the day Amanda Orloff
had died, and he would never get over it, but he’d figured out how
to live with it. You just had to get some idea of what matters and
what doesn’t, and how much, and try not to be scared of the stuff
that doesn’t. Put it in perspective. Something like that. Or
otherwise what was the point? He didn’t know if he could explain it
to Josh. But maybe he could show him.
Quentin took off his coat, as if he were sloughing
off a scratchy, too-small skin. He rolled his shoulders in the cold
air; he knew it would be freezing in a minute, but for the moment
it was just refreshing. He sighted on the blond Natural player in
his idiotic robe, leaned to one side, and slung the globe sidearm
at his knee. It hit the heavy velvet with an audible thump.
“Ow!” The Natural grabbed his knee and looked up at
Quentin with an outraged expression. That would bruise.
“Foul!”
“Suck it,” Quentin said.
He whipped his shirt off over his head. Ignoring
the rising yelps of dismay on all sides—it was so easy to ignore
people when you understood how little power they really had over
you—he walked over to where Alice stood, dumbstruck, on her square.
He would probably regret this later, but God it was good to be a
magician sometimes. He hoisted her over his shoulder fireman-style
and jumped with her into the freezing, cleansing water.