CHAPTER 22
They picked their way through the rubble,
trying out of politeness to step on as few pages as possible.
Quentin almost turned an ankle on a stone that rolled under his
foot.
The blue light from the runes seemed to be what was
supporting the man. His bare feet hung a yard off the ground. He
had sandy hair and a large round face—his round head could almost
have been what was holding him up, like a balloon. Around him in a
cloud hung a dozen books, and a few more single sheets of paper,
all opened in his direction, presumably so he could consult them
simultaneously. The pages of two of the books were turning
slowly.
He didn’t greet them or even look at them as they
approached. He had long sleeves that fell over his hands, but there
was something odd about the way the material hung. As Quentin got
closer it became obvious what it was: the man had no hands. It was
Penny.
Quentin hadn’t recognized him without the mohawk,
and his hair fully grown in. He’d never known what Penny’s natural
hair color was, only that it probably wasn’t metallic green. Penny
rotated in place to face them, gazing down from where he hung in
midair. He was thinner than he once was, much. He didn’t used to
have cheekbones.
Quentin stood at the edge of the eerie blue letters
etched in the ground. The cold had gotten into his core. He
couldn’t stop his shoulders from shaking.
“Penny,” he said lamely. “It’s you.”
Penny watched him calmly.
“This is my friend Poppy,” Quentin said. “It’s good
to see you, Penny. I’m glad you’re all right.”
“Hello, Quentin.”
“What happened to you? What happened here?”
“I joined the Order.”
He spoke softly and calmly. Penny didn’t seem to
feel the cold at all.
“What is that, Penny? What’s the Order?”
“We care for the Neitherlands. The Neitherlands is
not a natural phenomenon, it is a made thing. An artifact. It was
built long ago by magicians whose understanding of magic went far,
far deeper than yours does.”
Not mine, mind you. Just yours. Good old Penny. His
losing his hands the way he did was a catastrophe Quentin would
never really get over, but if anybody was born to be a mystical
floating monk with no hands, it was Penny. They were going to
freeze to death before he was done with his dramatic
exposition.
“Ever since then men and women like myself have
watched over it. We repair it and defend it.”
“Penny, I’m sorry, but we’re really cold,” Quentin
said. “Can you help us?”
“Of course.”
When Penny lost his hands Quentin thought he would
never do magic again. Counting Penny out was a mistake he
apparently couldn’t stop making. Hanging in the air in front of
them, Penny joined his empty wrists together in front of him and
began rhythmically reciting something in a language Quentin didn’t
know. He was making some kind of physical effort under his robe,
but Quentin couldn’t tell what.
All at once the air around them went from frigid to
warm. Quentin shook even more uncontrollably as he warmed up. The
relief was immense. He couldn’t help himself, he bent over, and his
mouth filled with saliva. He thought he might throw up, and that
seemed incredibly funny, and he started laughing. Beside him he
could hear Poppy moaning as her body recovered.
He didn’t throw up. But it was a minute before
either of them could talk again.
“What happened here?” Poppy said finally. “Who
destroyed this place?”
“It was not destroyed.” Penny corrected her with a
trace of his old touchiness. “But it was damaged, badly. Perhaps
irreparably. And there is worse to come.”
The books and papers that surrounded Penny closed
and zipped off to their places in various stacks and piles. Penny
began floating in the direction of the open doors of the palazzo.
Apparently those blue runes weren’t all that was holding him up.
The Order seemed to adhere to the principle of suckers walk,
players ride.
“It is better if I show you,” Penny said.
Quentin took Poppy’s hand, and they followed him
out into the square. Quentin was coasting on an endorphin high. He
wasn’t going to die—probably—and after that all news was good news.
Penny talked as he floated along. His head was still a couple of
feet above theirs. It was like having a conversation with somebody
who was riding a Segway.
“Did you ever wonder,” Penny said, “where magic
comes from?”
“Yes, Penny,” Quentin said dutifully. “I did wonder
about that.”
“Henry had a theory. He told me about it when we
were at Brakebills.”
He meant Dean Fogg. Penny only ever referred to the
Brakebills faculty by their first names, to show that he thought of
himself as their equal.
“It seemed wrong to him that humans should have
access to magic. Or not wrong, but strange. It didn’t make sense.
He thought it was too good to be true. As magicians we were taking
advantage of some kind of cosmic loophole to wield power that by
rights we were never meant to have. The inmates had found the keys
to the asylum, and we were running amok in the pharmacy.
“Or think of the universe as a vast computer. We
are end users who have gained admin-level access to the system, and
are manipulating it without authorization. Henry has a whimsical
mind. He isn’t a rigorous theorist, by any means, but he does have
moments of insight. This was one of them.”
They had left the square, Poppy and Quentin walking
with their arms around each other now, pooling their heat. The zone
of warm air was centered around Penny and moved with him, so that
the cold nudged them along if they lagged too far behind him. He
had a captive audience. Even being lectured by Penny was preferable
to freezing to death.
“Now push Henry’s theory a little. If magicians are
hackers who broke into the system, then who are the system’s
rightful administrators? Who built the system—the universe—into
which we have broken?”
“God?” Poppy asked.
It was good to have her here when dealing with
Penny. Penny didn’t get on her nerves. He didn’t push Poppy’s
buttons the way he pushed Quentin’s. She just wanted to know what
he knew.
“Precisely. Or more precisely, the gods. There’s no
need to get overly theological about it: any magician who could
work magic on such a fundamental scale would be, almost by
definition, a god. But where are they? And why haven’t they caught
us and kicked us out of their system? They must have worked spells
on an energy scale that to us is no longer conceivable. Their power
would have dwarfed even that of the mages who built the
Neitherlands.
“You should see it, Quentin. I mean really see the
Neitherlands, the way I have. It’s not infinite, you know, but it
goes on for thousands of miles in all directions. It’s wonderful.
They show you everything when you get in the Order.”
It was funny about Penny. He was an arrogant
prick—notice the way he all but ignored Poppy—and he’d suffered
terribly, but deep down under it he was still very innocent, and
every once in a while his innocence overpowered his arrogance.
Quentin didn’t quite have it in him to like Penny, but he felt he
understood Penny. Penny was the only person he’d ever met who loved
magic, really loved it, the same way he did: naively, romantically,
completely.
“After a while you get to be able to read the
squares, like a language. Each one is an expression of the world it
leads to, if you understand the grammar of it. No two are the same.
There’s one square, just one, that’s a mile on each side, and it
has a golden fountain in the center. They say the world it leads to
is like heaven. They haven’t let me go through yet.”
Quentin wondered what heaven would be like for
Penny. Probably in heaven you were always right and you never had
to stop talking. God, he could be a dick where Penny was concerned.
Probably in heaven you had hands.
They were silent for a bit, as they crossed a stone
bridge over a canal. Little whirling snow-devils chased each other
across the ice.
“Where did the gods go?” Poppy asked.
“I don’t know. Maybe they’ve been in heaven. But
they’re back. They’ve come back to close the loophole. They’re
taking magic back, Quentin. They’re going to take it all away from
us.”
They’d come to a square that looked no different
from any of the others except that the fountain in the center was
closed. A tarnished bronze cover, ornately inscribed, fitted over
the basin. It was held shut by a simple latch. Penny glided over to
the fountain, over the snow, the tips of his bare toes brushing it.
He let himself float gently to the ground.
Quentin was trying to process what Penny had said.
This must have been what the dragon had meant, back in Venice. This
must be the mystery at the root of it all. But it couldn’t be real.
It had to be a mistake. The end of magic: that would mean the end
of Brakebills, of Fillory, of everything that had happened to him
since Brooklyn. He wouldn’t be a magician anymore, nobody would be.
All of their double lives would become single ones again. The spark
would go out of the world. He tried to work out how they’d gotten
here. A trip to the Outer Island, that’s all it was supposed to be.
He’d pulled a thread, and now the whole world was coming unraveled.
He wanted to unpull it, to put it back, weave it back together
again.
Penny was waiting for something.
“Open this for me, please,” he said. “You have to
undo the catch.”
Right. No hands. Numb, but not from cold now,
Quentin unhooked the bronze hook that held the cover on, then
worked his fingertips between the cover and the stone. It was
heavy—the metal was an inch thick—but with Poppy’s help he heaved
it up and part of the way to one side. They peered in.
It took a second for the perspective to resolve,
and when it did they both backed away instinctively. It was a long
way down.
There was no water in the fountain. Instead it was
just a vast, echoing darkness. It was like they were looking down
through the oculus of an enormous dome. This must be what lay
beneath the Neitherlands. Far down, Quentin would have guessed a
mile, was a flat pattern of glowing white lines, like a schematic
diagram of circuitry, or a maze with no solution. Among the lines,
waist deep in them, stood a silvery figure. It was bald and
muscled, and it must have been enormous. It was dark, but the giant
made its own light. It glowed with a lovely steady silvery
luminescence.
The giant was busy. It was at work. It was changing
the pattern. It grasped one line, disconnected it, bent it,
connected it to another line. Because they were the size of
derricks, its arms moved slowly, traversing enormous distances, but
they never stopped moving. Its handsome face showed no
expression.
“Penny? What are we looking at?”
“Is that God?” Poppy said.
“That is a god,” Penny corrected her.
“Though that is really just a term to describe a magician operating
on a titanic power scale. We’ve seen at least a dozen of them; it’s
hard to tell them apart. There’s one at each of these access
points. But we know what they’re doing. They’re fixing it. They’re
rewiring the world.”
Quentin was staring down at the exposed circuitry
of creation, and at the master of it. It looked a little like the
Silver Surfer.
“I suppose,” Quentin said slowly, “you’re going to
say that that is a being of sublime beauty and power, and he only
looks like that because my fallen mortal eyes are incapable of
perceiving his true magnificence.”
“No. We think that’s actually pretty much
it.”
“Come on,” Poppy said. She tilted her head. “He is
pretty impressive. He’s big. And silvery.”
“A big silvery janitor. Penny, this can’t be how
the universe works.”
“In the Order we call it ‘inverse profundity.’
We’ve observed it in any number of cases. The deeper you go into
the cosmic mysteries, the less interesting everything gets.”
So that was him. The biggest bastard of them all,
top of the food chain. That’s where magic came from. Did he even
understand what he’d made, how beautiful it was, how much people
loved it? He didn’t look like he loved anything. He just was.
Though how could you make anything as beautiful as magic and not
love it?
“I wonder how he found out,” Poppy said. “About us
using magic. I wonder who tipped him off.”
“Maybe we should talk to him,” Quentin said. “Maybe
we can change his mind. We could, I don’t know, prove ourselves
worthy of magic or something. Maybe they have a test.”
Penny shook his head.
“I don’t think they can change their minds. When
you get to that level of power and knowledge and perfection, the
question of what you should do next gets increasingly obvious.
Everything is very rule-governed. All you can ever do in any given
situation is the most gloriously perfect thing, and there’s only
one of them. Finally there aren’t any choices left to make at
all.”
“You’re saying the gods don’t have free
will.”
“The power to make mistakes,” Penny said. “Only we
have that. Mortals.”
They watched the god work for a while without
talking. It never paused or hesitated. Its hands moved and moved,
bending lines, breaking one connection, making another. Quentin
couldn’t see why one pattern was better than another, but he
supposed that was his mortal fallibility. He felt a little sorry
for it. He supposed it was happy, never doubting, never hesitating,
eternally certain of its absolute righteousness. But it was like a
giant divine robot.
“Let’s cover it up,” he said. “I don’t want to look
at it anymore.”
The bronze cover grated against the stone, then
dropped with a clang back into place. Quentin latched it. Though
who the latch was going to keep in or out, he couldn’t imagine.
They stood around it as if it were a grave they’d just finished
filling.
“Why is this happening now?” he said.
Penny shook his head.
“Something caught their attention. Somebody
somewhere must have tripped an alarm and summoned them back from
wherever they were. They may not even have realized they were doing
it. We didn’t know they were here until the cold started. Then the
sun went out, and the snow came, and the wind. The buildings
started to collapse. It’s all ending.”
“Josh was here,” Quentin said. “He told us about
it.”
“I know,” Penny said. He shifted uncomfortably
under his robe. He forgot himself and spoke in his old voice again.
“The cold makes my stumps ache.”
“What’s going to happen?” Poppy asked.
“The Neitherlands will be destroyed. It was never
part of the divine plan. My predecessors built it in the space
between universes. The gods will clear it away, like a wasp’s nest
in an old wall. If we’re still here we’ll die with it. But it won’t
stop there. It’s not even the Neitherlands they’re after, it’s what
it runs on.”
You could say one thing for Penny, he could look a
hard truth in the face. He had a weird integrity about things like
that. He was calm and collected. He didn’t flinch. It wouldn’t
occur to him to.
“Magic is the problem. We’re not supposed to have
it. They’re going to close whatever loophole they left open that
lets us use it. When they’re done it will go dead, not just here
but everywhere, in every world. That power will belong to the gods
only.
“Most worlds will simply lose magic. I think
Fillory may fall apart and cease to exist entirely. It’s a bit
special that way—it’s magical all the way through. I have a theory
that Fillory itself might be the loophole, the leak through which
magic first got out. The hole in the dike.
“The change would have started already. You may
have seen signs.”
The thrashing clock-trees. They must be something
like Fillory’s early warning system, sensitive to any signs of
trouble. Jollyby’s death: maybe Fillorians can’t live without
magic. Ember and the Unique Beasts up in arms.
They were fixing the world. But Quentin preferred
it broken. He wondered how long it would take. Years, maybe—maybe
he could go home and not think about it and it would all happen
after he was dead. But he wasn’t getting that impression. Quentin
wondered what he would do if magic went away. He didn’t know how he
would live in that world. Most people wouldn’t even notice the
change, of course, but if you knew about it, knew what you’d lost,
it would eat away at you. He didn’t know if he could explain it to
a non-magician. Everything would simply be what it was and nothing
else. All there would be was what you could see. What you felt and
thought, all the longing and desire in your heart and mind, would
count for nothing. With magic you could make those feelings real.
They could change the world. Without it they would be stuck inside
you forever, figments of your own imagination.
And Venice. Venice would drown. Its weight would
crush those wooden pilings, and it would disappear into the
sea.
You could see the gods’ point of view. They made
magic. Why would they want an ignorant insect like Quentin playing
around with it? But he couldn’t accept it. He wasn’t going to. Why
should the gods be the only ones who got magic? They didn’t
appreciate it. They didn’t even enjoy it. It didn’t make them
happy. It was theirs, but they didn’t love it, not the way he,
Quentin, loved it. The gods were great, but what good was greatness
if you didn’t love?
“So is it going to happen?” he asked. For now he
would be stoic like Penny. “Is there any way to stop it?”
He was warm again, but the chill kept creeping back
in through the soles of his boots.
“Probably not.” Penny began to walk, like a regular
mortal, with his actual feet. The snow didn’t seem to bother him.
Quentin and Poppy walked with him. “But there is a way. We always
knew this might happen. We prepared for it. Tell me, what’s the
first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?”
“I don’t know,” Quentin said. “He steals a bunch of
credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn
sites?”
“He sets up a back door.” It was good to know that
even having attained enlightenment Penny was still impervious to
humor. “So that if he’s ever locked out, he can get back in.”
“The Order did that?”
“So they say. A back door was built into the
system, metaphorically speaking, that would let magic back out into
the universe, if the gods ever returned to claim it. It just has to
be opened.”
“Oh my God.” Quentin didn’t know whether he should
dare to hope or not. It would almost be too painful if it turned
out not to be true. “So you can fix this? You’re going to fix
this?”
“The ‘back door’ exists.” Penny mimed doing
quotey-fingers, which he couldn’t actually do. “But the keys to it
were hidden a long time ago. So long ago now that not even we know
where they are.”
Quentin and Poppy looked at each other. It couldn’t
be that simple, it just couldn’t. No way were they that
lucky.
“Penny, there wouldn’t by any chance be seven of
these keys?” Quentin said.
“Seven, yes. Seven golden keys.”
“Penny. Jesus Christ, Penny, I think we have them.
Or six of them. We have them back in Fillory. It has to be
them!”
Quentin had to sit down on a block of stone, even
though it was a little outside Penny’s circle of warmth. He put his
head in his hands. That was the quest. It wasn’t fake, and it
wasn’t a game, it was real. It mattered after all. They’d been
fighting for magic all along. They just hadn’t known it.
Of course Penny took this in stride. He would never
be so uncool as to give Quentin credit for saving the universe or
anything.
“That’s very good. That’s excellent. But you must
recover the seventh key.”
“Right. I got that far. We’ll find the seventh key.
And then what?”
“Then take them all to the End of the World. The
door is there.”
This was it. He knew what to do now. He’d received
his cue. It was like how he felt back on the island, in the castle,
but calmer this time. This must be what the gods felt like, he
thought. Absolute certainty. They had arrived at Penny’s building,
back where they’d started.
“Penny, we have to get back to Fillory, back to our
ship, to finish the quest. Can you send us back? I mean, even with
the fountains frozen over?”
“Of course. The Order has made me privy to all the
secrets of inter-dimensional travel. If you think of the
Neitherlands as a computer, then the fountains are merely—”
“Awesome. Thanks, man.” He turned to Poppy. “Are
you in on this? Or do you still want to go back to the real
world?”
“Are you kidding?” She grinned and pressed herself
against him. “Fuck reality, baby. Let’s go save the
universe.”
“I will prepare the spell to send you back,” Penny
said.
It was snowing harder, the flakes blowing slantwise
through their little dome of warmth, but Quentin felt invulnerable
now. They were going to fight this, and they were going to win.
Penny began chanting in that same incomprehensible language he’d
used before. It had some vowel sounds that Quentin barely
recognized as human.
“It needs a minute to take effect,” he said when he
was done. “Of course, from this point forward the journey will be
undertaken by members of the Order.”
Wait.
“What do you mean?”
“My colleagues and I will return with you to your
ship and carry out the remainder of the quest. You may observe, of
course.” Penny gave them a moment to take that in. “You didn’t
think we would leave a mission of this importance to a group of
amateurs, did you? We appreciate the good work you’ve done to get
us this far, we truly do, but it’s out of your hands now. It’s time
for the professionals take over.”
“Sorry, but no,” Quentin said. “It isn’t.”
He wasn’t giving this up. And he definitely wasn’t
inviting Penny along.
“I suppose you’ll find your own way back to Fillory
then,” Penny said. He crossed his handless arms. “I take back the
spell.”
“You can’t take it back!” Poppy said. “What are
you, nine? Penny!”
He’d finally gotten under even Poppy’s skin.
“You don’t understand,” Quentin said, though he
wasn’t totally sure he understood himself. “This is our job. Nobody
else can do it for us. That’s not how it works. You have to send us
back.”
“I have to? Are you going to make me?”
“Jesus! Penny, you are unbelievable! Literally
unbelievable! You know, I actually thought you’d changed, I really
did. Do you even get that this isn’t about you?”
“Not about me?” Penny lost his grip on his
interdimensional monk voice again and spoke in his old,
higher-pitched voice, the one he used to use when he felt
especially aggrieved and self-righteous. “Spare me that, Quentin.
You haven’t spared me much during our long acquaintance, but spare
me that. I found the Neitherlands. I found the button. I took us to
Fillory. You didn’t do all that, Quentin, I did.
“And I got my hands bitten off by the Beast. And I
came here. And now I’m going to finish this, because I started
it.”
Quentin imagined it: Penny and his fellow Blue
Oyster Cult members showing up on the Muntjac and ordering
everybody—ordering Eliot!—around. Probably they were better
magicians than he was, technically. But still, no, he couldn’t do
it. It was impossible.
They glared at each other. It was a
stalemate.
“Penny, can I ask you something?” Quentin said.
“How do you do magic now? I mean, without your hands?”
The funny thing about Penny was that you knew
questions like that weren’t going to make him uncomfortable, and it
didn’t. In fact his mood brightened immediately.
“At first I thought I would never do magic again,”
Penny explained. “But when the Order took me in they taught me
another technique that does not depend on hand motions. Think about
it: what’s special about hands? What if you were to use other
muscles in your body to cast spells? The Order showed me how. Now I
can see how limiting it was. To be honest I’m a little surprised
you’re still doing it the old way.”
Penny wiped his chin with his sleeve. He always
used to spit a little when he got excited. Quentin took a deep
breath.
“Penny, I don’t think you or the Order can finish
this quest. I’m sorry. Ember assigned this one to us, and He must
have had His reasons. I think that may just be the way it works.
It’s His will. I don’t think it would work for anybody else.”
Penny mulled this for a minute.
“All right,” he said finally. “All right. I can see
there is a certain logic to it. And there is a great deal for the
Order to do in the Neitherlands. In fact in many respects the
crucial effort will take place here, while you retrieve the
keys.”
Quentin had a feeling that was the best he was
going to get.
“Great. I appreciate that. If you wanted to, you
could take this opportunity to say that you’re sorry about sleeping
with my girlfriend.”
“You were on a break.”
“Okay, look, just get us the hell out of here, we
have to go save magic.” If they stayed here any longer Quentin was
going to doom the universe all over again by killing Penny with his
bare hands. Though it would almost be worth it. “What are you going
to do while we do that?”
“We—the Order and I—are going to engage the gods
directly. This will delay them while you recover the last
key.”
“But what could you possibly do?” Poppy asked.
“Aren’t they all-powerful? Or practically?”
“Oh, the Order can do things you wouldn’t believe.
We’ve spent millennia studying in the library of the Neitherlands.
We know secrets that you never dreamed of. We know secrets that
would drive you mad if I whispered them to you.
“And we’re not alone. We’ll have help.”
A deep, muffled thump filled the square from over
by the fountain that led back to Earth. It shook the air—they felt
it in their knees. A stone fell somewhere. Another thump followed
it, and another, as if something was knocking, trying to force its
way into the world from somewhere underneath it. Was it the gods?
Maybe they were too late.
There was a final thump, and all at once the ice in
the fountain exploded upward. Quentin and Poppy ducked as chunks of
it shot in all directions and went skittering across the paving
stones. With a metallic groan the great bronze lotus flower tore
open, the petals spreading out in all directions as if it were
blooming, and a huge, sinuous form came surging and wriggling up
out of it. The thing lunged violently up into the air, spreading
its wings and shaking off water and beating its way into the night
sky, whipping the falling snow into great whorls and circles around
it.
Another one followed it, and then a third.
“It’s the dragons!” Poppy shouted. She clapped her
hands like a little girl. “Quentin, it’s the dragons! Oh, look at
them!”
“It’s the dragons,” Penny said. “The dragons are
going to help us.”
Poppy kissed him on the cheek, and Penny smiled for
the first time. You could tell he didn’t want to, but he couldn’t
help himself.
The dragons kept coming, one after the other. They
must have emptied out every river in the world. The square lit up
as one of them roared a gout of flame at the misty sky.
How did he know that was going to happen right
then?
“You planned that, didn’t you,” Quentin said, or
tried to say, but just then Penny’s spell took effect, and Quentin
was no longer in the same world as the person he was talking
to.