XII
Alice’s Evidence
Here!” cried Alice, quite forgetting in the flurry
of the moment how large she had grown in the last few min utes, and
she jumped up in such a hurry that she tipped over the jury-box
with the edge of her skirt, upsetting all the jurymen on to the
heads of the crowd below, and there they lay sprawling about,
reminding her very much of a globe of gold-fish she had
accidentally upset the week before.
“Oh, I beg your pardon!” she exclaimed in a
tone of great dismay, and began picking them up again as quickly as
she could, for the accident of the gold-fish kept running in her
head, and she had a vague sort of idea that they must be collected
at once and put back into the jury-box, or they would die.
“The trial cannot proceed,” said the King, in a
very grave voice, “until all the jurymen are back in their proper
places—all,” he repeated with great emphasis, looking hard
at Alice as he said so.
Alice looked at the jury-box, and saw that, in her
haste, she had put the Lizard in head downwards, and the poor
little thing was waving its tail about in a melancholy way, being
quite unable to move. She soon got it out again, and put it right;
“not that it signifies much,” she said to herself; “I should think
it would be quite as much use in the trial one way up as the
other.”
As soon as the jury had a little recovered from the
shock of being upset, and their slates and pencils had been found
and handed back to them, they set to work very diligently to write
out a history of the accident, all except the Lizard, who seemed
too much overcome to do anything but sit with its mouth open,
gazing up into the roof of the court.
“What do you know about this business?” the King
said to Alice.
“Nothing,” said Alice.
“Nothing whatever? ” persisted the
King.
“Nothing whatever,” said Alice.
“That’s very important,” the King said, turning to
the jury. They were just beginning to write this down on their
slates, when the White Rabbit interrupted: “Unimportant,
your Majesty means, of course,” he said, in a very respectful tone,
but frowning and making faces at him as he spoke.
“Unimportant, of course, I meant,” the King
hastily said, and went on to himself in an undertone, “important—
unimportant—unimportant—important——” as if he were trying which
word sounded best.

Some of the jury wrote it down “important,” and
some “unimportant.” Alice could see this, as she was near enough to
look over their slates; “but it doesn’t matter a bit,” she thought
to herself.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time
busily writing in his note-book, called out “Silence!”, and read
out from his book, “Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile
high to leave the court.”
Everybody looked at Alice.
“I’m not a mile high,” said Alice.
“You are,” said the King.
“Nearly two miles high,” added the Queen.
“Well, I sha’n’t go, at any rate,” said Alice:
“besides, that’s not a regular rule: you invented it just
now.”
“It’s the oldest rule in the book,” said the
King.
“Then it ought to be Number One,” said Alice.
The King turned pale, and shut his note-book
hastily. “Consider your verdict,” he said to the jury, in a low
trembling voice.
“There’s more evidence to come yet, please your
Majesty,” said the White Rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry: “this
paper has just been picked up.”
“What’s in it?” said the Queen.
“I haven’t opened it yet,” said the White Rabbit;
“but it seems to be a letter, written by the prisoner to—to
somebody.”
“It must have been that,” said the King, “unless it
was written to nobody, which isn’t usual, you know.”
“Who is it directed to?” said one of the
jurymen.
“It isn’t directed at all,” said the White Rabbit:
“in fact, there’s nothing written on the outside.” He
unfolded the paper as he spoke, and added “It isn’t a letter, after
all: it’s a set of verses.”
“Are they in the prisoner’s handwriting?” asked
another of the jurymen.
“No, they’re not,” said the White Rabbit, “and
that’s the queerest thing about it.” (The jury all looked
puzzled.)
“He must have imitated somebody else’s hand,” said
the King. (The jury all brightened up again.)
“Please your Majesty,” said the Knave, “I didn’t
write it, and they ca’n’t prove that I did: there’s no name signed
at the end.”
“If you didn’t sign it,” said the King, “that only
makes the matter worse. You must have meant some mischief,
or else you’d have signed your name like an honest man.”
There was a general clapping of hands at this: it
was the first really clever thing the King had said that day.
“That proves his guilt, of course,” said the
Queen: “so, off with——.”
“It doesn’t prove anything of the sort!” said
Alice. “Why, you don’t even know what they’re about!”
“Read them,” said the King.
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. “Where
shall I begin, please your Majesty?” he asked.
“Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very
gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
There was dead silence in the court, whilst the
White Rabbit read out these verses:—
“They told me you had been to her,
And mentioned me to him:
She gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim.
And mentioned me to him:
She gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim.
He sent them word I had not gone
(We know it to be true):
If she should push the matter on,
What would become of you?
(We know it to be true):
If she should push the matter on,
What would become of you?
I gave her one, they gave him two,
You gave us three or more;
They all returned from him to you,
Though they were mine before.
You gave us three or more;
They all returned from him to you,
Though they were mine before.
If I or she should chance to be
Involved in this affair,
He trusts to you to set them free,
Exactly as we were.
Involved in this affair,
He trusts to you to set them free,
Exactly as we were.
My notion was that you had been
(Before she had this fit)
An obstacle that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it.
(Before she had this fit)
An obstacle that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it.
Don’t let him know she liked them best,
For this must ever be
A secret, kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me.”
For this must ever be
A secret, kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me.”
“That’s the most important piece of evidence we’ve
heard yet,” said the King, rubbing his hands; “so now let the
jury——”
“If any one of them can explain it,” said Alice,
(she had grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn’t a
bit afraid of interrupting him,) “I’ll give him sixpence. I
don’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it.”
The jury all wrote down, on their slates,
“She doesn’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it,” but
none of them attempted to explain the paper.
“If there’s no meaning in it,” said the King, “that
saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any.
And yet I don’t know,” he went on, spreading out the verses on his
knee, and looking at them with one eye; “I seem to see some meaning
in them, after all. ‘—said I could not swim—’
you ca’n’t swim, can you?” he added, turning to the Knave.
The Knave shook his head sadly. “Do I look like
it?” he said. (Which he certainly did not, being made
entirely of cardboard.)
“All right, so far,” said the King; and he went on
muttering over the verses to himself: “ ‘We know it to be
true’—that’s the jury, of course—‘If she should push the
matter on’—that must he the Queen—‘What would become of
you?’—What, indeed!—‘I gave her one, they gave him
two’—why, that must be what he did with the tarts, you
know——”
“But it goes on ‘they all returned from him to
you’,” said Alice.
“Why, there they are!” said the King triumphantly,
pointing to the tarts on the table. “Nothing can be clearer than
that. Then again—‘before she had this fit’—you never
had fits, my dear, I think?” he said to the Queen.
“Never!” said the Queen, furiously, throwing an
inkstand at the Lizard as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill
had left off writing on his slate with one finger, as he found it
made no mark; but he now hastily began again, using the ink, that
was trickling down his face, as long as it lasted.)
“Then the words don’t fit you,” said the
King, looking round the court with a smile. There was a dead
silence.
“It’s a pun!” the King added in an angry tone, and
everybody laughed. “Let the jury consider their verdict,” the King
said, for about the twentieth time that day.
“No, no!” said the Queen. “Sentence first—verdict
afterwards.”

“Stuff and nonsense!” said Alice loudly. “The idea
of having the sentence first!”
“Hold your tongue!” said the Queen turning
purple.
“I wo’n’t!” said Alice.
“Off with her head!” the Queen shouted at the top
of her voice. Nobody moved.
“Who cares for you?” said Alice (she had
grown to her full size by this time). “You’re nothing but a pack of
cards!”
At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and
came flying down upon her; she gave a little scream, half of fright
and half of anger, and tried to beat them off, and found herself
lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who was
gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from
the trees upon her face.

“Wake up, Alice dear!” said her sister. “Why, what
a long sleep you’ve had!”
“Oh, I’ve had such a curious dream!” said Alice.
And she told her sister, as well as she could remember them, all
these strange Adventures of hers that you have just been reading
about; and, when she had finished, her sister kissed her, and said
“It was a curious dream, dear, certainly; but now run in to
your tea: it’s getting late.” So Alice got up and ran off, thinking
while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream it had
been.
But her sister sat still just as she left her,
leaning her head on her hand, watching the setting sun, and
thinking of little Alice and all her wonderful Adventures, till she
too began dreaming after a fashion, and this was her dream:—
First, she dreamed about little Alice herself: once
again the tiny hands were clasped upon her knee, and the bright
eager eyes were looking up into hers—she could hear the very tones
of her voice, and see that queer little toss of her head to keep
back the wandering hair that would always get into her
eyes—and still as she listened, or seemed to listen, the whole
place around her became alive with the strange creatures of her
little sister’s dream.
The long grass rustled at her feet as the White
Rabbit hurried by—the frightened Mouse splashed his way through the
neighbouring pool—she could hear the rattle of the teacups as the
March Hare and his friends shared their never-ending meal, and the
shrill voice of the Queen ordering off her unfortunate guests to
execution—once more the pig-baby was sneezing on the Duchess’ knee,
while plates and dishes crashed around it—once more the shriek of
the Gryphon, the squeaking of the Lizard’s slate-pencil, and the
choking of the suppressed guinea-pigs, filled the air, mixed up
with the distant sob of the miserable Mock Turtle.
So she sat on, with closed eyes, and half believed
herself in Wonderland, though she knew she had but to open them
again, and all would change to dull reality—the grass would be only
rustling in the wind, and the pool rippling to the waving of the
reeds—the rattling teacups would change to tinkling sheep-bells,
and the Queen’s shrill cries to the voice of the shepherd-boy—and
the sneeze of the baby, the shriek of the Gryphon, and all the
other queer noises, would change (she knew) to the confused clamour
of the busy farm-yard—while the lowing of the cattle in the
distance would take the place of the Mock Turtle’s heavy
sobs.
Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same
little sister of hers would, in the after-time, be herself a grown
woman; and how she would keep, through all her riper years, the
simple and loving heart of her childhood; and how she would gather
about her other little children, and make their eyes bright
and eager with many a strange tale, perhaps even with the dream of
Wonderland of long ago; and how she would feel with all their
simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple joys,
remembering her own child-life, and the happy summer days.
