Fun Facts About Me:

• I hate high heels. Walking in high heels for eight hours a day should be forbidden by the Geneva Convention.
• I am applying to Brown, Yale, Harvard, and Columbia.
• I was voted Most Likely to Figure Out Who Really Killed JFK.
• My mom is married to Alan, aka, Stepfather #5. He is a complete tool. No, you have no idea.
• My favorite Corporation TV show is the news. If you can call it that.
• My platform is Identifying Misogyny in American Culture. It’s all about helping girls ID the objectification of women when they see it. You know, like when girls are asked to parade around in bathing suits and heels and get scored on that.
• The thing that scares me most is falling in love with some jerkwad and ending up without an identity at all, just like my mom.
• I intend to bring this pageant down.
• You will never see this.