8

I followed Mitch home and parked my bug in the
driveway of his apartment complex. The building was made of red
brick to better withstand the lake effect snow the area gets
hammered with all winter long.
“You coming, Tink?” Mitch turned around and
looked down at me from his perch on the staircase.
Of course he had to live on the top floor in an
apartment with a cast-iron staircase on the outside of the
building. Just my luck. I was freezing, and my sneakers were
slippery. Not like boots made for snow and ice. I really hadn’t
been prepared for a sleuthing expedition, but I’d sooner fall on my
butt than admit that to Detective Stone.
As though reading my mind, he grabbed my hand
and pulled me along behind him, ignoring my slips and stumbles.
Finally we reached the top. He unlocked the door and held it open
for me to pass through.
“Thanks,” I said, stepping inside and surveying
his home.
I blinked, totally surprised. I would have
thought he’d have the standard bachelor pad, but he didn’t. Black
leather furniture filled the room, white painted bookshelves lined
the walls, and fabulous paintings of New York City were
strategically placed around the room. Marble sculptures sat atop
tile-and-glass end tables and the coffee table.
Modern, elegant, and classy—who knew?
“I can cook, too.” Mitch narrowed his eyes at my
expression, closed the door behind him, and hung up his sports
coat. He set his gun on the table and rolled up the sleeves of his
dress shirt.
“Wow, I just thought . . . wow.”
“It’s one of those ‘you can take the man out of
the city, but you can’t take the city out of the man’ things, I
guess.” He headed for the kitchen. “There’s a fleece throw inside
the ottoman if you’re cold.”
I lifted the top off the ottoman and pulled out
the softest, most luxurious fleece blanket with gorgeous tigers
scattered all over the fabric in various poses. Powerful and
dangerous creatures, yet extremely gentle when they wanted to
be.
Kind of reminded me of someone else.
Mitch carried a cup of coffee for himself and
cocoa for me into the living room and set them on the coffee table
in front of the couch. I gave him a surprised look, but he hoisted
a shoulder and said, “Just a guess,” making me wonder what that was
supposed to mean. He stared at me with his hands on his hips for a
moment and then chose the seat beside me on the buttery-smooth
leather couch.
The smell of leather, soap, and the outdoors
drifted past my nose. Instinctively, I scooted back an inch.
“Why did you bring me here?” I asked, not sure I
wanted to know the answer.
He blew out a huge breath and looked me in the
eye. “It seems we have no choice except to work together, but
neither one of us can do our jobs efficiently if we don’t clear the
air between us.”
“The air looks clear to me,” I sputtered.
“Are you kidding me? It’s full of tension, and I
can’t take it anymore.” He surged to his feet and began to pace the
room, then stopped and faced me, square on. “You’re acting weirder
than usual, Tink.”
My jaw unhinged.
“Don’t give me that look.” He pointed at me. “I
want to know why.”
“Trust me, you really don’t.” I let out a sigh.
“Thank you for the cocoa, by the way, but I’m afraid it’s not going
to be enough to get me through this conversation.” I patted the
seat beside me. “Sit down. You’re putting a crick in my
neck.”
He eyed me warily and then sat beside me on the
couch. I took a sip of creamy chocolate, wishing for some of
Carolyn Hanes’s whiskey right about now. Then I set my cup down and
rubbed my hands together, missing the warmth already. This time,
he scooted back an inch.
“I’m listening,” he said.
He might be listening, but I knew in my gut he
wouldn’t believe me. He was right, though. We couldn’t go on with
all this tension between us if we were ever going to solve this
case.
“All righty, then. Here goes.” I took a deep
breath. “That day in my house when you met my parents and drank my
tea, I, um, sort of read your tea leaves after you left.”
“Wait a minute.” He held up his hand in a stop
motion. “Not that I buy into any of this, but isn’t that, like, an
ethics issue? Don’t you need my permission or something?” He took a
sip of his coffee, looking as though he were contemplating the
situation. Knowing him, he was probably trying to see if he had
enough grounds to press charges.
“Gee, I don’t remember you asking me for my
permission when you called my parents and checked me out. Consider
this my way of checking you out.”
“It’s not the same. You invaded my privacy.” He
glared at me.
“Ha! Trust me, talking to my parents is sooo
invading my privacy.” I glared right
back.
“Whatever. This is getting us nowhere. Let’s
call it a draw.” He swiped his hand through the air, and then we
both grew silent. After several more tension-filled minutes, he
stared down into the depths of his cup, not meeting my eyes as he
finally asked in a quiet, curious voice, “So what’d you see,
anyway?”
I chewed my lip, feeling ridiculous over what I
had to say. Especially given the fact that all we did was argue.
“Fine, but remember, you asked. When I read your tea leaves, I
thought I was seeing into your past. You know . . . your
relationship with your ex-girlfriend.”
Mitch’s jaw bulged, and he stared me down. I
could tell his teeth were clenched, but all he said was, “Go
on.”
“You were arguing about something. Big surprise
there.” I couldn’t help but get that little jab in.
He smirked, and I fluttered my lashes. I was the
one to look away first.
“Then you kissed her. I’ve never seen—or felt—so
much passion.” I peeked up at him.
His eyes flashed with an expression of pain and
sorrow but only for a second.
“And love,” I added.
His eyes narrowed slightly, looking a little
disbelieving and confused.
“And finally heartache,” I finished.
“The heartache I buy. What I don’t get is why
that vision disturbed you so much. Why do you care about my love
life?”
“Because my vision wasn’t of your past like I
first thought. I read your future by mistake.” My eyes locked onto
his and held. “And the woman was me.”
His eyelids sprang wide-open, and his mouth
parted slightly. He couldn’t seem to look away from my lips. “You?”
his deep voice rumbled in shock.
“Now do you see why I’m so disturbed and full of
tension around you?” I wrapped his blanket more securely around my
shoulders, feeling suddenly vulnerable.
I should have known his “true” self would put me
at ease soon enough, though. He doubled over, laughing harder than
I’d ever seen him. He’d stop, look at me, and then start laughing
all over again. This went on for a good ten minutes until I’d had
enough.
“If you’re done now, I’ll be going. I’ve got a
salon to visit tomorrow and a date with a real man.” I stood
up.
That stopped his laughter. He climbed to his
feet as well. “Sean O’Malley is not a real man. He’s a boy
toy.”
“Gee, why should my love life disturb
you?”
He held up his hands. “Hey, whatever pixies your
dust, Tink.”
I folded the detective’s blanket, put it back in
the ottoman, and headed toward the door without another word. Why
did I let the big oaf get to me?
“There is one way to prove your little vision
wrong, you know,” his deep voiced rumbled from right behind my ear,
and I nearly flew out of my skin.
“Yeah, what’s that?” I asked, slipping my shoes
back on and still not facing him. I didn’t dare.
“This,” he answered, spun me around, and then
swooped down to kiss me hard on the lips.
My eyes widened, then crossed, then slowly
fluttered closed. His lips were so firm and warm and tingly. He
started to pull back, but I stood on his feet and wrapped my arms
around his neck, plastering my body to his. He hesitated a second
and then deepened his kiss.
Blazing heat shot through my veins. Chocolate
mixed with coffee made the most delicious mocha taste fill my
senses. He plunged a hand into my hair, cradling the back of my
head, and pulled me even closer with his other arm wrapped tight
around me. He’d obliterated the chill from my body until every cell
poured out steam.
I was on fire!
Suddenly, he tore his mouth from mine and stared
at me in shock and horror. He stepped back and rebuttoned the front
of his shirt that I had somehow undone halfway, then cleared his
throat. He couldn’t quite meet my eyes as he said, “See? My point
is proven. I felt nothing.”
Liar! my mind screamed,
and I gaped at him. I inhaled a shaky breath and tugged my torn
hoodie down over my tank to cover my bra, which had miraculously
undone itself as well. “Me too. Absolutely nothing. See you
tomorrow, partner.”
“Boss.”
“Whatever.”
I grabbed my keys, slipped outside, and welcomed
the relief of the icy evening air as only one thought matched the
pounding in my head:
Much ado about nothing just took on a whole new
meaning.
After a sleepless night and a failed
(alcohol-laden) attempt to obliterate the touch and taste of one
hot, yummy, annoying butthead of a detective, I had a serious case
of cotton mouth and a nasty headache.
Nothing, my big ole behind!
All I knew was, damn the detective for making me
acutely aware he had a whole lot more than grumpiness in his pants.
And damn him for proving my vision right. I didn’t need heartache
right now, and I certainly couldn’t afford the distraction.
He hadn’t helped the tension one bit. If
anything, he’d made our situation a whole lot worse. This was
ridiculous. We were adults. We would simply have to choose to
control ourselves and focus on solving this case.
Someone pounded on my door, and I winced,
grabbing my head. “Coming,” I said in a voice that wasn’t very loud
but was all I could manage under the circumstances. I peered
through the peephole and saw Jo, looking fabulous as always. I
opened the door with a wince.
“Hey, you, are you ready to go?” She flipped her
burgundy hair back and scanned my body. “Scratch that, you are
beyond ready. We need to leave, pronto.”
Allowing her to lead me to her car, we got in
and she drove past Gretta’s Mini-Mart and two blocks down to Pump
up the Volume Hair Salon and Spa. We walked inside and the room
oozed comfort and class. Overstuffed chairs to sit on, cucumber or
lemon water to sip, the latest magazines to read, soothing sounds
of nature to relax to, and therapeutic smells to boggle the senses.
I had to admit I was beginning to understand the appeal.
Everyone recognized Jo immediately, which didn’t
surprise me. She had class and style coming out her ears.
Me . . . not so much.
“Tracy,” Jo said to the owner. “We’re gonna need
the whole enchilada for this one.”
“No worries, I’ve got the perfect
package.”
A while later after having my ultra-pale blond
hair low-lighted with golden blond streaks, Tracy placed me under
the heating lamp and set the timer. Then she dragged Jo off to have
her own burgundy highlights touched up. I picked up a magazine and
pretended to read while I listened to the conversations around
me.
A few ladies from the Historical Society—the
loudest wore an ultra-modern, gaudy, leopard-print scarf I’d not
soon forget—were complaining about some bigwig new guy in town
who’d been trying to close down the library and open a chain
bookstore. They were speculating that maybe he had killed Amanda
Robbins because she was his biggest adversary when she was
alive.
Note to self: check out
bigwig and avoid store where Scarf Lady shops.
They paid and left while a group of freshly dyed
women who called themselves the Bunco Babes took their place under
the dryers. They started chatting on and on about their recent
escapades and the latest gossip circulating around town.
Nurse Doolittle walked in and stopped to chat
with them. She thanked one of them for helping her carry the
doctor’s dry cleaning into his house the week before. My mind
raced. That meant she must have had a key, and what day had this
happened? I leaned closer as the shampoo lady took her in the back
to wash her hair.
I jumped at the chance to speak to the other
women while Nurse Doolittle was out of earshot. “Hi, I’m Sunny,” I
said to the one who was sitting closest to me.
“Well, hi there. I’m Lulubelle, but everyone
calls me Belle. I’ve heard about you.” She wagged her brows. “I
can’t wait until you reopen your sanctuary. I don’t care what those
busybody old church ladies say about you being heathen and all. I
don’t believe a word of it. Why, you look too cute to be a
devil-worshipping murderer.”
“Thanks, I think.” Good Lord, being psychic did
not make me a devil worshipper, and since when had I closed down my
fortune-telling business? I’d have to set the record straight, but
right now Belle was on a roll, and I didn’t want to distract
her.
“I’m living on the wild side today. Went from a
blonde to a brunette and even cut my bangs. Maybe this will finally
make Big Don down at Don’s Auto wake up and notice me.” Belle was a
large woman with equally large hair and cherubic cheeks. “I mean, I
can’t afford to keep having bodywork done on my car, but I do have
another body he can tackle anytime he wants.” She winked.
“I’m sure he’ll love it,” I replied. “I mean,
your new look. Speaking of men, I overheard you talking to Tina
Doolittle. If Miss Doolittle is a nurse, how come she was picking
up the doctor’s dry cleaning?” I prodded, hoping to get the
conversation back on track.
Belle leaned in close and whispered, though why
she bothered, I had no clue. Her whisper was loud enough to wake
the people in the next county. “I asked her the same thing. She
said she was being nice on account of the bad mood the doc was in
after his fight with Amanda Robbins that morning. He swore revenge
and then took off, leaving his waiting room full of angry patients.
She took his spare key from the office, picked up his dry cleaning,
and dropped it off. Only, it don’t take that long to drop off a
load of clothes. I can’t imagine what that woman was doing in there
all that time.” Her laugh was bawdy and raucous, drawing several
eyes in our direction.
I flushed self-consciously and leaned in to meet
her halfway, lowering my voice so only she could hear. “Oh my, you
mean the doctor is her Big Don?”
“Oh no no no, child. Don’t get me wrong. That
one would love for Doc Wilcox to do bodywork on her, but he’s as
blind as Big Don. Always pining after the librarian when he has a
perfectly good woman right under his nose.” She harrumphed. “That
Tina’s a fool for running his errands. The things a woman will do
to get a man’s attention.” She shook her head, and her triple chins
jiggled.
“Any chance you remember what time she delivered
the doc’s laundry that night?”
Belle pursed her lips in thought. “Sure do. That
was the night I hosted Bunco. She came just before we started
around six and stayed until nearly seven. I know because I heard
her car start and looked out the window. That’s what made me wonder
what in the world could possibly take that much time to deliver a
man’s laundry.”
“Hmmm, so that means she has an alibi,” I
mused.
“Oh, honey, that child couldn’t hurt a flea. The
doc on the other hand was mad enough to exterminate something or
someone, that’s for sure. Mmmhmmm. That Tina was up to something,
all right. The question is what?”
“It certainly looks that way,” I said, making
another mental note to find out what Ms. Doolittle had been
snooping for. She and the doc might both have alibis, but that
didn’t mean he hadn’t been mad enough to hire someone to kill the
librarian for him. It was a bit of a stretch, but the city girl in
me couldn’t help thinking big.
Ding. The timer on
Lulubelle’s dryer went off. Tracy came over to check out Belle’s
hair, then glanced at me and did a double take as though just now
remembering something important. She stared at her watch in shock.
“Oh dear.”
“Oh dear?” I choked out. “As in ‘Oh dear, your
hair is going to look fabulous,’ or ‘Oh dear, I made a mistake and
you’re not going to want to look in the mirror’?”
Tracy hid her hand mirror behind her back,
speaking volumes.
“Oh God,” was all I said.
“God can’t help you now, child,” Belle pointed
out. “I do believe you’re the victim of a faulty timer.”
“What does that mean?” I squeaked.
“Basically that your color stayed on way too
long,” Tracy clarified, and summoned one of her assistants.
“Raoulle, take Sunny to the wash bin, stat! There might still be
time to save her.”
Raoulle jogged over, lifted the dryer, pulled
back the foil, and let out a yelp that had me shaking in my chair.
“Don’t worry, honey, we can trim most of this right off. Come with
me, and we’ll fix you right up.”
I stood and started to turn toward the mirror,
but he threw a towel over my head and dragged me behind him. “Trust
me, sweetie, you don’t want to see what’s under there just
yet.”
Hours later after washing and cutting and
attempting to repair my hair, they tried to make up for it by
plastering my face with makeup and giving me a complimentary
mani/pedi.
“It’s not that bad, really.” Joanne looked at
me, but the grimace on her face did not match the words coming out
of her mouth.
I glanced in the mirror and could have cried.
Forget looking like a cute, pixie Tinker Bell. I looked like a
nearly bald Cinderella’s fairy godmother. They’d butchered me. My
hair was so short, my lovely golden blond highlights were gray, and
my face looked like a drag queen’s. Hell, I had the nails and toes
to match. Add a skimpy outfit, and I would be ready to hit the
streets.
“And this, my friend, is why I am not a salon girl. How am I supposed to go on a date
like this?” I asked.
“Look on the bright side. I haven’t met a woman
Sean didn’t like yet, so you should be good.” Jo grimaced and
added, “I’m so sorry.”
“Sean liking me is the least of my worries. How
am I going to get anyone to take me seriously like this? I’m
supposed to be working on this case, but I look like a
freak.”
“Tracy said the lowlights will fade pretty
quickly, and you said yourself that your hair grows fast. In a
couple weeks, you can have them colored over. In the meantime, roll
with it. It gives you attitude.”
“It makes me look old.” I moaned, but there was
one positive outcome to my new look.
Maybe now Mitch wouldn’t try to kiss me
again.