4
Mr. Badger
They waited patiently for what seemed a
very long time, stamping in the snow to keep their feet warm. At
last they heard the sound of slow shuffling footsteps approaching
the door from the inside. It seemed, as the Mole remarked to the
Rat, like someone walking in carpet slippers that were too large
for him and down-at-heel; z which
was intelligent of Mole, because that was exactly what it
was.
There was the noise of a bolt shot back, and the
door opened a few inches, enough to show a long snout and a pair of
sleepy blinking eyes.
‘Now, the very next time this happens,’ said a
gruff and suspicious voice, ‘I shall be exceedingly angry. Who is
it this time, disturbing people on such a night? Speak up!’
‘O, Badger,’ cried the Rat, ‘let us in, please.
It’s me, Rat, and my friend Mole, and we’ve lost our way in the
snow.’
‘What, Ratty, my dear little man!’ exclaimed the
Badger, in quite a different voice. ‘Come along in, both of you, at
once. Why, you must be perished. Well I never! Lost in the snow!
And in the Wild Wood too, and at this time of night! But come in
with you.’
The two animals tumbled over each other in their
eagerness to get inside, and heard the door shut behind them with
great joy and relief.
The Badger, who wore a long dressing-gown, and
whose slippers were indeed very down-at-heel, carried a flat
candlestick in his paw and had probably been on his way to bed when
their summons sounded. He looked kindly down on them and patted
both their heads. ‘This is not the sort of night for small animals
to be out,’ he said paternally. ‘I’m afraid you’ve been up to some
of your pranks again, Ratty. But come along; come into the kitchen.
There’s a first-rate fire there, and supper and everything.’
He shuffled on in front of them, carrying the
light, and they followed him, nudging each other in an anticipating
sort of way, down a long, gloomy, and to tell the truth, decidedly
shabby passage, into a sort of a central hall, out of which they
could dimly see other long tunnel-like passages branching, passages
mysterious and without apparent end. But there were doors in the
hall as well—stout oaken comfortable-looking doors. One of these
the Badger flung open, and at once they found themselves in all the
glow and warmth of a large fire-lit kitchen.
The floor was well-worn red brick, and on the wide
hearth burnt a fire of logs, between two attractive chimney-corners
tucked away in the wall, well out of any suspicion of draught. A
couple of high-backed settles,aa
facing each other on either side of the fire, gave further sitting
accommodation for the sociably disposed. In the middle of the room
stood a long table of plain boards placed on trestles, with benches
down each side. At one end of it, where an arm-chair stood pushed
back, were spread the remains of the Badger’s plain but ample
supper. Rows of spotless plates winked from the shelves of the
dresser at the far end of the room, and from the rafters overhead
hung hams, bundles of dried herbs, nets of onions, and baskets of
eggs. It seemed a place where heroes could fitly feast after
victory, where weary harvesters could line up in scores along the
table and keep their Harvest Home with mirth and song, or where two
or three friends of simple tastes could sit about as they pleased
and eat and smoke and talk in comfort and contentment. The ruddy
brick floor smiled up at the smoky ceiling; the oaken settles,
shiny with long wear, exchanged cheerful glances with each other;
plates on the dresser grinned at pots on the shelf, and the merry
firelight flickered and played over everything without
distinction.
The kindly Badger thrust them down on a settle to
toast themselves at the fire, and bade them remove their wet coats
and boots. Then he fetched them dressing-gowns and slippers, and
himself bathed the Mole’s shin with warm water and mended the cut
with sticking-plaster till the whole thing was just as good as new,
if not better. In the embracing light and warmth, warm and dry at
last, with weary legs propped up in front of them, and a suggestive
clink of plates being arranged on the table behind, it seemed to
the storm-driven animals, now in safe anchorage, that the cold and
trackless Wild Wood just left outside was miles and miles away, and
all that they had suffered in it a half-forgotten dream.
When at last they were thoroughly toasted, the
Badger summoned them to the table, where he had been busy laying a
repast. They had felt pretty hungry before, but when they actually
saw at last the supper that was spread for them, really it seemed
only a question of what they should attack first where all was so
attractive, and whether the other things would obligingly wait for
them till they had time to give them attention. Conversation was
impossible for a long time; and when it was slowly resumed, it was
that regrettable sort of conversation that results from talking
with your mouth full. The Badger did not mind that sort of thing at
all, nor did he take any notice of elbows on the table, or
everybody speaking at once. As he did not go into Society himself,
he had got an idea that these things belonged to the things that
didn’t really matter. (We know of course that he was wrong, and
took too narrow a view; because they do matter very much, though it
would take too long to explain why.) He sat in his arm-chair at the
head of the table, and nodded gravely at intervals as the animals
told their story; and he did not seem surprised or shocked at
anything, and he never said, ‘I told you so,’ or, ‘Just what I
always said,’ or remarked that they ought to have done so-and-so,
or ought not to have done something else. The Mole began to feel
very friendly towards him.
When supper was really finished at last, and each
animal felt that his skin was now as tight as was decently safe,
and that by this time he didn’t care a hang for anybody or
anything, they gathered round the glowing embers of the great wood
fire, and thought how jolly it was to be sitting up so late, and so
independent, and so full; and after they had chatted for a time
about things in general, the Badger said heartily, ‘Now then! tell
us the news from your part of the world. How’s old Toad going
on?’
‘O, from bad to worse,’ said the Rat gravely, while
the Mole, cocked up on a settle and basking in the firelight, his
heels higher than his head, tried to look properly mournful.
‘Another smash-up only last week, and a bad one. You see, he will
insist on driving himself, and he’s hopelessly incapable. If he’d
only employ a decent, steady, well-trained animal, pay him good
wages, and leave everything to him, he’d get on all right. But no;
he’s convinced he’s a heaven-born driver, and nobody can teach him
anything; and all the rest follows.’
‘How many has he had?’ inquired the Badger
gloomily.
‘Smashes, or machines?’ asked the Rat. ‘O, well,
after all, it’s the same thing—with Toad. This is the seventh. As
for the others—you know that coach-house of his? Well, it’s piled
up—literally piled up to the roof—with fragments of motor-cars,
none of them bigger than your hat! That accounts for the other
six—so far as they can be accounted for.’
‘He’s been in hospital three times,’ put in the
Mole; ‘and as for the fines he’s had to pay, it’s simply awful to
think of.’
‘Yes, and that’s part of the trouble,’ continued
the Rat. ‘Toad’s rich, we all know; but he’s not a millionaire. And
he’s a hopelessly bad driver, and quite regardless of law and
order. Killed or ruined—it’s got to be one of the two things,
sooner or later. Badger! we’re his friends—oughtn’t we to do
something?’
The Badger went through a bit of hard thinking.
‘Now look here!’ he said at last, rather severely; ‘of course you
know I can’t do anything now?’
His two friends assented, quite understanding his
point. No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is
ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even
moderately active during the off-season of winter. All are
sleepy—some actually asleep. All are weather-bound, more or less;
and all are resting from arduous days and nights, during which
every muscle in them has been severely tested, and every energy
kept at full stretch.
‘Very well then!’ continued the Badger. ‘But, when
once the year has really turned, and the nights are shorter, and
half-way through them one rouses and feels fidgety and wanting to
be up and doing by sunrise, if not before—you know—!’
Both animals nodded gravely. They knew!
‘Well, then,’ went on the Badger, ‘we—that is, you
and me and our friend the Mole here—we’ll take Toad seriously in
hand. We’ll stand no nonsense whatever. We’ll bring him back to
reason, by force if need be. We’ll make him be a sensible Toad.
We’ll—you’re asleep, Rat!’
‘Not me!’ said the Rat, waking up with a
jerk.
‘He’s been asleep two or three times since supper,’
said the Mole, laughing. He himself was feeling quite wakeful and
even lively, though he didn’t know why. The reason was, of course,
that he being naturally an underground animal by birth and
breeding, the situation of Badger’s house exactly suited him and
made him feel at home; while the Rat, who slept every night in a
bedroom the windows of which opened on a breezy river, naturally
felt the atmosphere still and oppressive.
‘Well, it’s time we were all in bed,’ said the
Badger, getting up and fetching flat candlesticks. ‘Come along, you
two, and I’ll show you your quarters. And take your time tomorrow
morning—breakfast at any hour you please!’
He conducted the two animals to a long room that
seemed half bedchamber and half loft. The Badger’s winter stores,
which indeed were visible everywhere, took up half the room—piles
of apples, turnips, and potatoes, baskets full of nuts, and jars of
honey; but the two little white beds on the remainder of the floor
looked soft and inviting, and the linen on them, though coarse, was
clean and smelt beautifully of lavender; and the Mole and the Water
Rat, shaking off their garments in some thirty seconds, tumbled in
between the sheets in great joy and contentment.
In accordance with the kindly Badger’s injunctions,
the two tired animals came down to breakfast very late next
morning, and found a bright fire burning in the kitchen, and two
young hedgehogs sitting on a bench at the table, eating oatmeal
porridge out of wooden bowls. The hedgehogs dropped their spoons,
rose to their feet, and ducked their heads respectfully as the two
entered.
‘There, sit down, sit down,’ said the Rat
pleasantly, ‘and go on with your porridge. Where have you
youngsters come from? Lost your way in the snow, I suppose?’
‘Yes, please, sir,’ said the elder of the two
hedgehogs respectfully. ‘Me and little Billy here, we was trying to
find our way to school—mother would have us go, was the weather
ever so—and of course we lost ourselves, sir, and Billy he got
frightened and took and cried, being young and faint-hearted. And
at last we happened up against Mr. Badger’s back door, and made so
bold as to knock, sir, for Mr. Badger he’s a kind-hearted
gentleman, as every one knows—’
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‘I understand,’ said the Rat, cutting himself some
rashers from a side of bacon, while the Mole dropped some eggs into
a saucepan. ‘And what’s the weather like outside? You needn’t “sir”
me quite so much,’ he added.
‘O, terrible bad, sir, terrible deep the snow is,’
said the hedgehog. ‘No getting out for the likes of you gentlemen
today.’
‘Where’s Mr. Badger?’ inquired the Mole, as he
warmed the coffee-pot before the fire.
‘The master’s gone into his study, sir,’ replied
the hedgehog, ‘and he said as how he was going to be particular
busy this morning, and on no account was he to be disturbed.’
This explanation, of course, was thoroughly
understood by every one present. The fact is, as already set forth,
when you live a life of intense activity for six months in the
year, and of comparative or actual somnolence for the other six,
during the latter period you cannot be continually pleading
sleepiness when there are people about or things to be done. The
excuse gets monotonous. The animals well knew that Badger, having
eaten a hearty breakfast, had retired to his study and settled
himself in an arm-chair with his legs up on another and a red
cotton handkerchief over his face, and was being ‘busy’ in the
usual way at this time of the year.
The front-door bell clanged loudly, and the Rat,
who was very greasy with buttered toast, sent Billy, the smaller
hedgehog, to see who it might be. There was a sound of much
stamping in the hall, and presently Billy returned in front of the
Otter, who threw himself on the Rat with an embrace and a shout of
affectionate greeting.
‘Get off!’ spluttered the Rat, with his mouth
full.
‘Thought I should find you here all right,’ said
the Otter cheerfully. ‘They were all in a great state of alarm
along River Bank when I arrived this morning. Rat never been home
all night—nor Mole either—something dreadful must have happened,
they said; and the snow had covered up all your tracks, of course.
But I knew that when people were in any fix they mostly went to
Badger, or else Badger got to know of it somehow, so I came
straight off here, through the Wild Wood and the snow! My! it was
fine, coming through the snow as the red sun was rising and showing
against the black tree-trunks! As you went along in the stillness,
every now and then masses of snow slid off the branches suddenly
with a flop! making you jump and run for cover. Snow-castles and
snow-caverns had sprung up out of nowhere in the night—and snow
bridges, terraces, ramparts—I could have stayed and played with
them for hours. Here and there great branches had been torn away by
the sheer weight of the snow, and robins perched and hopped on them
in their perky conceited way, just as if they had done it
themselves. A ragged string of wild geese passed overhead, high on
the grey sky, and a few rooks whirled over the trees, inspected,
and flapped off homewards with a disgusted expression; but I met no
sensible being to ask the news of. About half-way across I came on
a rabbit sitting on a stump, cleaning his silly face with his paws.
He was a pretty scared animal when I crept up behind him and placed
a heavy fore-paw on his shoulder. I had to cuffabhis
head once or twice to get any sense out of it at all. At last I
managed to extract from him that Mole had been seen in the Wild
Wood last night by one of them. It was the talk of the burrows, he
said, how Mole, Mr. Rat’s particular friend, was in a bad fix; how
he had lost his way, and “They” were up and out hunting, and were
chivvyingac him
round and round. “Then why didn’t any of you do something?” I
asked. “You mayn’t be blest with brains, but there are hundreds and
hundreds of you, big stout fellows, as fat as butter, and your
burrows running in all directions, and you could have taken him in
and made him safe and comfortable, or tried to, at all events.”
“What, us?” he merely said: “do something? us rabbits?” So I cuffed
him again and left him. There was nothing else to be done. At any
rate, I had learnt something; and if I had had the luck to meet any
of “Them” I’d have learnt something more—or they would.’
‘Weren’t you at all—er—nervous?’ asked the Mole,
some of yesterday’s terror coming back to him at the mention of the
Wild Wood.
‘Nervous?’ The Otter showed a gleaming set of
strong white teeth as he laughed. ‘I’d give ’em nerves if any of
them tried anything on with me. Here, Mole, fry me some slices of
ham, like the good little chap you are. I’m frightfully hungry, and
I’ve got any amount to say to Ratty here. Haven’t seen him for an
age.’
So the good-natured Mole, having cut some slices of
ham, set the hedgehogs to fry it, and returned to his own
breakfast, while the Otter and the Rat, their heads together,
eagerly talked river-shop, which is long shop and talk that is
endless, running on like the babbling river itself
A plate of fried ham had just been cleared and sent
back for more, when the Badger entered, yawning and rubbing his
eyes, and greeted them all in his quiet, simple way, with kind
inquiries for every one. ‘It must be getting on for luncheon time,’
he remarked to the Otter. ‘Better stop and have it with us. You
must be hungry, this cold morning.’
‘Rather!’ replied the Otter, winking at the Mole.
‘The sight of these greedy young hedgehogs stuffing themselves with
fried ham makes me feel positively famished.’
The hedgehogs, who were just beginning to feel
hungry again after their porridge, and after working so hard at
their frying, looked timidly up at Mr. Badger, but were too shy to
say anything.
‘Here, you two youngsters be off home to your
mother,’ said the Badger kindly. ‘I’ll send some one with you to
show you the way. You won’t want any dinner today, I’ll be
bound.’
He gave them sixpence apiece and a pat on the head,
and they went off with much respectful swinging of caps and
touching of forelocks.
Presently they all sat down to luncheon together.
The Mole found himself placed next to Mr. Badger, and, as the other
two were still deep in river-gossip from which nothing could divert
them, he took the opportunity to tell Badger how comfortable and
home-like it all felt to him. ‘Once well underground,’ he said,
‘you know exactly where you are. Nothing can happen to you, and
nothing can get at you. You’re entirely your own master, and you
don’t have to consult anybody or mind what they say. Things go on
all the same overhead, and you let ’em, and don’t bother about ‘em.
When you want to, up you go, and there the things are, waiting for
you.’
The Badger simply beamed on him. ‘That’s exactly
what I say,’ he replied. ‘There’s no security, or peace and
tranquillity, except underground. And then, if your ideas get
larger and you want to expand—why, a dig and a scrape, and there
you are! If you feel your house is a bit too big, you stop up a
hole or two, and there you are again! No builders, no tradesmen, no
remarks passed on you by fellows looking over your wall, and, above
all, no weather. Look at Rat, now. A couple of feet of flood-water,
and he’s got to move into hired lodgings; uncomfortable,
inconveniently situated, and horribly expensive. Take Toad. I say
nothing against Toad Hall; quite the best house in these parts, as
a house. But supposing a fire breaks out—where’s Toad? Supposing
tiles are blown off, or walls sink or crack, or windows get
broken—where’s Toad? Supposing the rooms are draughty—I hate a
draught myself—where’s Toad? No, up and out of doors is good enough
to roam about and get one’s living in; but underground to come back
to at last—that’s my idea of home!’
The Mole assented heartily; and the Badger in
consequence got very friendly with him. ‘When lunch is over,’ he
said, ‘I’ll take you all round this little place of mine. I can see
you’ll appreciate it. You understand what domestic architecture
ought to be, you do.’
After luncheon, accordingly, when the other two had
settled themselves into the chimney-corner and had started a heated
argument on the subject of eels, the Badger lighted a lantern and
bade the Mole follow him. Crossing the hall, they passed down one
of the principal tunnels, and the wavering light of the lantern
gave glimpses on either side of rooms both large and small, some
mere cupboards, others nearly as broad and imposing as Toad’s
dining-hall. A narrow passage at right angles led them into another
corridor, and here the same thing was repeated. The Mole was
staggered at the size, the extent, the ramifications of it all; at
the length of the dim passages, the solid vaultings of the crammed
store-chambers, the masonry everywhere, the pillars, the arches,
the pavements. ‘How on earth, Badger,’ he said at last, ‘did you
ever find time and strength to do all this? It’s
astonishing!’
‘It would be astonishing indeed,’ said the Badger
simply, ‘if I had done it. But as a matter of fact I did none of
it—only cleaned out the passages and chambers, as far as I had need
of them. There’s lots more of it, all round about. I see you don’t
understand, and I must explain it to you. Well, very long ago, on
the spot where the Wild Wood waves now, before ever it had planted
itself and grown up to what it now is, there was a city—a city of
people, you know. Here, where we are standing, they lived, and
walked, and talked, and slept, and carried on their business. Here
they stabled their horses and feasted, from here they rode out to
fight or drove out to trade. They were a powerful people, and rich,
and great builders. They built to last, for they thought their city
would last for ever.’
‘But what has become of them all?’ asked the
Mole.
‘Who can tell?’ said the Badger. ‘People come—they
stay for a while, they flourish, they build—and they go. It is
their way. But we remain. There were badgers here, I’ve been told,
long before that same city ever came to be. And now there are
badgers here again. We are an enduring lot, and we may move out for
a time, but we wait, and are patient, and back we come. And so it
will ever be.’
‘Well, and when they went at last, those people?’
said the Mole.
‘When they went,’ continued the Badger, ‘the strong
winds and persistent rains took the matter in hand, patiently,
ceaselessly, year after year. Perhaps we badgers too, in our small
way, helped a little—who knows? It was all down, down, down,
gradually—ruin and levelling and disappearance. Then it was all up,
up, up, gradually, as seeds grew to saplings, and saplings to
forest trees, and bramble and fern came creeping in to help.
Leaf-mould rose and obliterated, streams in their winter freshets
brought sand and soil to clog and to cover, and in course of time
our home was ready for us again, and we moved in. Up above us, on
the surface, the same thing happened. Animals arrived, liked the
look of the place, took up their quarters, settled down, spread,
and flourished. They didn’t bother themselves about the past—they
never do; they’re too busy. The place was a bit humpy and hillocky,
naturally, and full of holes; but that was rather an advantage. And
they don’t bother about the future, either—the future when perhaps
the people will move in again—for a time—as may very well be. The
Wild Wood is pretty well populated by now; with all the usual lot,
good, bad, and indifferent—I name no names. It takes all sorts to
make a world. But I fancy you know something about them yourself by
this time.’
‘I do indeed,’ said the Mole, with a slight
shiver.
‘Well, well,’ said the Badger, patting him on the
shoulder, ‘it was your first experience of them, you see. They’re
not so bad really; and we must all live and let live. But I’ll pass
the word round tomorrow, and I think you’ll have no further
trouble. Any friend of mine walks where he likes in this country,
or I’ll know the reason why!’
When they got back to the kitchen again, they found
the Rat walking up and down, very restless. The underground
atmosphere was oppressing him and getting on his nerves, and he
seemed really to be afraid that the river would run away if he
wasn’t there to look after it. So he had his overcoat on, and his
pistols thrust into his belt again. ‘Come along, Mole,’ he said
anxiously, as soon as he caught sight of them. ‘We must get off
while it’s daylight. Don’t want to spend another night in the Wild
Wood again.’
‘It’ll be all right, my fine fellow,’ said the
Otter. ‘I’m coming along with you, and I know every path blindfold;
and if there’s a head that needs to be punched, you can confidently
rely upon me to punch it.’
‘You really needn’t fret, Ratty,’ added the Badger
placidly. ‘My passages run further than you think, and I’ve
bolt-holesad to
the edge of the wood in several directions, though I don’t care for
everybody to know about them. When you really have to go, you shall
leave by one of my short cuts. Meantime, make yourself easy, and
sit down again.’
The Rat was nevertheless still anxious to be off
and attend to his river, so the Badger, taking up his lantern
again, led the way along a damp and airless tunnel that wound and
dipped, part vaulted, part hewn through solid rock, for a weary
distance that seemed to be miles. At last daylight began to show
itself confusedly through tangled growth overhanging the mouth of
the passage; and the Badger, bidding them a hasty good-bye, pushed
them hurriedly through the opening, made everything look as natural
as possible again, with creepers, brush-wood, and dead leaves, and
retreated.
They found themselves standing on the very edge of
the Wild Wood. Rocks and brambles and tree-roots behind them,
confusedly heaped and tangled; in front, a great space of quiet
fields, hemmed by lines of hedges black on the snow, and, far
ahead, a glint of the familiar river, while the wintry sun hung red
and low on the horizon. The Otter, as knowing all the paths, took
charge of the party, and they trailed out on a bee-line for a
distant stile. Pausing there a moment and looking back, they saw
the whole mass of the Wild Wood, dense, menacing, compact, grimly
set in vast white surroundings; simultaneously they turned and made
swiftly for home, for firelight and the familiar things it played
on, for the voice, sounding cheerily outside their window, of the
river that they knew and trusted in all its moods, that never make
them afraid with any amazement.
As he hurried along, eagerly anticipating the
moment when he would be at home again among the things he knew and
liked, the Mole saw clearly that he was an animal of tilled field
and hedgerow,ae
linked to the ploughed furrow, the frequented pasture, the lane of
evening lingerings, the cultivated garden-plot. For others the
asperities, af the
stubborn endurance, or the clash of actual conflict, that went with
Nature in the rough; he must be wise, must keep to the pleasant
places in which his lines were laid and which held adventure
enough, in their way, to last for a lifetime.