18
Forest View High School
Brady sat in English late in the morning, knowing he should speak to Mrs. Stevens at the end of class and also knowing he wouldn’t. Diagramming sentences and parts of speech would make up more than half the next exam, the diminutive lady told the class, “so don’t say you didn’t know. You have ample time to master this material.”
Maybe if I had a clue. Brady hadn’t been so lost since studying all the organizations within the United Nations in Current History the year before. What was current about something founded so many decades ago?
No amount of help from Mrs. Stevens, and certainly no snot-nosed student tutor, could give Brady a handle on this stuff. And for the life of him, he couldn’t imagine when he would ever need to know any of it. Sure, the UN stuff, if he were to become president of the United States, but even then, would he need to know so much English?
On his way out of class, Mrs. Stevens called out, “Going to be prepared, Mr. Conrad Birdie?”
“You bet,” he said.
“I hope so, son,” she said. “I’m looking forward to seeing your performance.”
That was the most she had ever said to him, and he found himself wondering if she meant in the musical or on the exam.
Brady found a note from the office taped to his locker. “Call Alejandro.”
Terrific.
Adamsville State Penitentiary
Thomas Carey felt the furtive stares from the staff as Russ led him through the maze of glassed-in offices and cubicles, finally to the short corridor that housed the warden, his aides, clerical staff, and a tiny, windowless corner office stuffed with institutional gray metal furniture.
“Gotta go out in the hall to change your mind,” Russ said. “It’s not mahogany row, but it’s empty. I’ve cleared out. You get the job, you get the digs. Guy from NCIC isn’t here yet, but lemme see if I can introduce you to Yanno.”
At the other end of the hall, Russ chatted with Warden Frank LeRoy’s secretary, a short, stocky black woman he introduced as Gladys, wearing a loud purple muumuu. She knocked softly on the warden’s door and ushered Russ and Thomas in.
LeRoy, a big man in ill-fitting clothes—shirt too tight around the belly, trousers too short—was hanging up the phone. His office was bigger than the others and painted nicely, but the furniture was as modest as the chaplain’s. Plaques and pictures hung everywhere, and the desk was messy.
“So, you’re gonna be the new chaplain?” LeRoy said as he shook Thomas’s hand.
“Well, I hope so, sir.”
“Got to do the NCIC thing first, you know,” Russ said.
“Oh, so you’re just starting the process. Once they waive all the restrictions over your sordid past, we’ll welcome you to the team.”
Thomas was puzzled until Russ burst out laughing. “The warden says that to all newbies. I think he’s aware you’re a man of the cloth without a criminal record.”
Thomas smiled.
“Well,” LeRoy said, “we all have records. Some just served more semesters than others. Ever served time, Carey?”
“Oh no.”
“Russ has. Did he tell ya?”
“No,” Thomas said, sure this was another joke.
“Seriously,” LeRoy said. “A little county time, wasn’t it, Russ? NCIC cleared him, though. Probably wouldn’t happen today.”
“Long time ago,” Russ said. “Listen, Frank, I was wondering. You know that little office down there hasn’t seen a coat of paint in years. I’ve got everything off the walls and out of the desk and cabinets. Might be a good time to spruce it up, you know, before Thomas moves in.”
“Yeah, no,” LeRoy said, and it was all Thomas could do to keep a straight face. “I mean, if you get the job, Carey, and you want to do a little spackling and throw a can of paint on the wall, feel free. But with budgets and all, that’s on you. Proud as this state is of its prisons, money will always be an issue.”
Gladys poked her head in. “NCIC is here for Reverend Carey, waiting in the chaplain’s office.”
The “guy” from the National Compliance Integrity Commission turned out to be June Byrne, a tall, handsome woman in her midfifties with red hair and freckles. She wore large pieces of jewelry and carried a bulging soft leather satchel. From it she produced a three-inch-thick sheaf of computer printouts and set them on the desk in front of her.
After shaking Thomas’s hand and introducing herself as a former police chief, she said, “If this turns out to be your office soon, thanks for letting me use it.” As they sat, she said, “What makes a man want to become a prison chaplain?”
Thomas briefly told her of his faith, his education, and his pastorates. He was more nervous than he expected and found himself wishing he had some water. “I just care about people and their souls and hope I can offer something to the men here.”
“Uh-huh. Well, you realize I’m not interviewing you for the position. My job is to assure the state Department of Corrections and the federal government that you comply with all requirements for personal and professional integrity. Ever been convicted of a crime?”
“No.”
“Ever been arrested?”
“No.”
“Should you have been?”
“Pardon?”
“Ever done anything that should have got you arrested, but you got away with it?”
Thomas chuckled. “No.”
“Cheat on a test, steal from your mother’s purse, shoplift a piece of candy from the store?”
“Believe it or not, no.”
“I don’t believe it, but I can’t prove it, and such are not worthy of a polygraph, so I’ll have to take you at your word.”
Thomas wondered why he felt guilty. He really wanted this woman to believe him. “I lied to my mother once,” he said. “Told her something was mine when it actually belonged to my brother.”
She looked amused. “You devil you. So what happened?”
“Conscience got the better of me and I wound up confessing.”
“Get punished?”
“Oh yeah. Big-time spanking.”
“You don’t say. That’s the way I was raised too. How old were you, Thomas?”
“Eight.”
Ms. Byrne erupted in laughter. “Better put that in your file, hadn’t I? FBI may want to look into it.”
“I just wanted you to know I’m not perfect, but I really haven’t ever done any of those other things you suggested.”
June Byrne was suddenly all business, flipping through her printouts, brow furrowed. “You once got a refund from the Bible college you attended, but it was twice what you were owed.”
“That’s right. You people are certainly thorough. I noticed they had overcharged me for some extracurricular stuff I never took advantage of, so I was owed something like a hundred and fifty dollars.”
“One hundred sixty-eight dollars and seventy-three cents.”
“Right, okay.”
“It was a choir bus tour that you never went on.”
“Right. I had paid for it but then couldn’t go.”
“But they reimbursed you twice.”
“Yes, they did. And of course I returned the extra.”
“How long did that take?”
“Well, let’s see; it’s been years. Seems to me it came on a Thursday, I had to work the next day, then came the weekend, then I mailed it Monday, so they got it probably the next Wednesday.”
“You held it almost a week?”
“Not really. I mean, I didn’t deposit it or anything. I returned the same check they sent me. The school never mentioned a problem.”
“It’s not a problem, Reverend Carey. It’s just a question, and interesting. Unlikely to become an issue. And then there’s the matter of four speeding tickets in the last twenty years, one citation for excessive lane changing, and one for double-parking. You’re aware that last is a federal offense?”
“Excuse me?”
Ms. Byrne grinned. “A little NCIC humor, Reverend. Lighten up.”
“Oh! Sorry.”
“Your credit reports look clean—a little heavy on credit card debt, not unusual for those in your line of work. Late on one card payment, late on your mortgage twice, but—”
“Oh, I’m sorry, but that’s incorrect, ma’am.”
“I’m listening.”
“Grace and I have never owned a home, never had a mortgage. And to my knowledge, we’ve never been late on a rent check either.”
“The mortgage part was a test, Reverend Carey. Making sure you’re paying attention.”
“Believe me, I am.”
“Is it not true that you are currently overdue on your rent for the parsonage to the Rural Bible Chapel in Oldenburg?”
“Oh, for the love of all things sacred! If you have the time, I’ll gladly tell you that story, and trust me, I won’t leave out one detail.”
“Do tell.”
Forest View High School
Brady’s mind raced as he dialed Dennis Asphalt & Paving. Of course he knew what this was about. It amazed him that in seconds he could concoct more than one elaborate tale, never even considering just gushing the truth and begging Alejandro’s forgiveness.
As soon as Alejandro came on the line, he said, “Hey, Brady, sorry to bother you at school, but I got a problem.”
“A problem?”
“I think you know, son.”
“No, sir. No idea.”
After a long pause, Alejandro said, “You think I’m blind? There’s a stop missing, but we both know where it is, don’t we?”
“I don’t. I mean, I saw one was missing, but I don’t know who took it.”
“Listen, Brady, I told you there’d be a learning curve, didn’t I? You didn’t have to try to hide the damage.”
“I didn’t. I swear.”
“Uh-huh. How’d it get down the ravine, then? You think you’re the first to think of that? We take inventory, you know.”
“Yeah, I know.”
Alejandro chuckled, and for the first time, Brady thought he might skate. “That’s where all the broken ones go eventually, man. Why try to hide it? C’mon, Brady. I gotta be able to trust you. I’m not gonna take it out of your pay, but just tell me next time, okay?”
“Well, it wasn’t me, so . . .”
“Fine, but you’re responsible.”
Brady spent the rest of the day berating himself. Why did he bring this stuff on himself? And how hard could this homework be? If he just tried, his teachers would notice. But it was too late. There was no way he’d be ready for the exams, regardless. He would have to be so good at rehearsal that afternoon that everyone would see he was irreplaceable.