41
DANNY
Vikings game starts in less than two hours
and I’m still raking the yard. I promised to have it finished by
the time Dad gets home from his Sunday rounds at the hospital so we
won’t miss opening kickoff. The air is cold enough for my nose to
run, but the blue-sky sun bakes my flannel shirt so I’m unbuttoning
it and my hair is hot to the touch. It feels nice. Raking up the
coffee-and-plum-colored leaves goes faster when I pretend I’m
collecting sloughed-off dragon scales. Once the pile’s big enough,
and it’s already pretty big, I plan on falling into the crinkly bed
like it’s a crash mat before bagging the whole thing for the
compost drop-off.
I’ve cleared most the front lawn when an old beater
pulls into our driveway. The rusted-out car grovels for a new
muffler and a sooty cloud trails from its exhaust pipe. When it
shuts off, the engine coughs a few times before finally giving up.
Squinting, I lift a work-gloved hand to block out autumn’s low sun
hitting my eyes. I find Kurt stepping from the car. His visit is
unexpected and sets off a mix of warmth and dread. My friend, my
gut warns, is about to deliver bad news.
“You told him?!?!?” I shout and whine at the same
time. “You told Scott I was there? That I saw what they did to
Ronnie? Why? What were you thinking? Jesus, I’m dead. I’m dead. I
can’t believe this!”
“Cuh-cuh-calm duh-duh-down.”
“You calm down. You’re the one that
told them I saw the whole thing.”
“They’re tuh-tuh-trying to buh-buh-blame me for
it,” Kurt says, as if that’s a good enough reason to give me up.
“Suh-suh-Scott suh-suh-said they’ll tuh-tuh-tell everyone I’m a
muh-muh-murderer. You and Buh-buh-Bruce have to stop
tuh-tuh-tagging.”
“Fine. We won’t tag their lockers anymore. But you
shouldn’t have told them about me. I’m dead. They’re gonna kill
me.”
“No they wuh-wuh-won’t.”
“Kurt, if they could get away with it, you know
they would,” I say. “You saw what they did to Ronnie, the way they
enjoyed it, enjoyed torturing him. People like me and Ronnie don’t
matter to them. We’re just obstacles to them, not ... you know ...
people.”
Kurt listens and then, after a long moment, nods
his head. “Yeah,” he says, agreeing with me in a way that I don’t
want him to, in a way that sends a shiver along my neck and scalp.
I slap the rake against our fence in frustration. Kurt just stands
there, hands jammed into his pockets, not helping. Then his head
jerks as if a thought’s come over him. I’m waiting, expectant,
ready to hear some brilliant plan that’s occurred to him that will
save me, make everything all right. Instead, he walks over to my
pile of leaves and steps around the edges. He crouches down,
pressing on the top of the pile with his hands, testing its
firmness and cushion. Satisfied, he stands up and turns his back to
the pile, concentrates for a few moments, and then springs. His
hands crash through the leaves and his legs whip over into a clunky
back handspring. While he won’t win any style points, he does make
it safely around, landing somewhere between his feet and knees.
Despite my building fear at the news he brings, I can’t help but be
impressed by his trick. He’s really learned how to do a back
handspring. It’s ugly, but it counts.
“Whip your legs over faster and don’t let your
elbows bend,” I say instinctively, not forgetting why he’s come
here but glad to distract myself for a moment. Kurt dusts off his
hands. Leaf crumbs stick to his hair, pants, and shirt. He goes
back to the edge and tries it again. This time he keeps his elbows
locked like I instructed. He makes it all the way to his feet,
finishing in a crouch. “Better,” I say. Kurt nods at me from his
squat in the pile, like some sort of Baby Huey five-year-old. The
big bastard has the start of a smile on his face and I can tell
he’s pretty satisfied with his improvement. He does one more, just
as good as the earlier one.
“Maybe you should come out for our sport instead,”
I say, leaning against my rake handle. Kurt wipes his hands along
his jeans and shirt, then pulls stray leaves off his shoulders and
knees. He steps out of the pile and walks up to me. He is still
huge.
“Buh-buh-be buh-buh-brave, Danny,” he tells
me.
“Easy for you to say. You’re the Incredible Hulk
and I’m, like ... Snoopy.”
“Muh-more like Suh-suh-Spider-Man.”
“I wish,” I say, though I like that Kurt thinks
that about me.
“Yuh-yuh-you like Buh-buh-Batman?” he asks,
reaching into his jeans pocket and pulling out his cell phone,
flipping it open. Guess he’d rather keep the phone in his pocket
when he does handsprings than risk leaving it behind again.
“He’s all right. Kinda seems like a pussy, though,
without his utility belt and all his gizmos. I mean, if he’s naked,
he ain’t really worth crap.”
“We need a Buh-buh-Bat Signal,” Kurt says, then
explains what he means. I drop my rake and go into the house to get
my phone.