19
DANNY
Are you crazy?!” I ask the both of them.
“What were you guys thinking?”
“What was who thinking?” Fisher asks back, trying
hard to appear innocent. Then a smirk creeps across his face and
his eyes twinkle like I’ve seen when he’s pulled a stunt
before.
“Come on, Fish,” I whisper, glancing from Fisher to
Bruce, who’s suddenly really interested in his notebook doodles and
won’t meet my eyes. “If I can figure it out, they’re gonna
figure it out.”
“Figure what out, Danny?” Fisher asks, but
he starts laughing and puts a fist over his mouth like he’s
coughing but that only gets him going more. I glance around, seeing
who else in the library is watching us. It’s study hall for some
students, but I’m up here for lunch period, hiding out from
football captains on the warpath since the water-balloon drive-by
earlier that morning at the homecoming pep rally. Surprise,
surprise I find Fisher and Bruce up here as well.
“I’ve seen your dirt bike before, dumbass,” I say.
I know Fisher doesn’t care, but I expect Bruce to be more
responsible. “Bruce, do you think they’re going to just let the
whole thing slide?”
Bruce, ignoring my question, keeps doodling until
Fisher elbows him. That’s when I see Bruce’s shoulders start
jerking with silent laughter.
“God!” I shake my head. “When they come to kick my
ass, I’m snitching you guys out so fast . . .” I start to threaten,
but drift off, knowing I won’t. “Doofuses!”
“Relax, Danny.” Bruce gets hold of himself. “You
didn’t do anything. You’ve got nothing to worry about.”
I’ve got nothing to worry about. I’ve got
nothing to worry about. I’ve got nothing to worry about. I
repeat Bruce’s words in my head during Mr. Klech’s class. We’re
supposed to silently solve all practice equations on pages 63 and
64 of Algebra for Life, but I distractedly wedge the eraser
end of my pencil into the textbook’s binding and imagine the
freshly sharpened No. 2 is a cruise missile seeking a target, set
to launch.
With our school’s rotating schedule, algebra is my
last class that day, and when the bell rings, I sit and wait for
everyone to leave first. My plan is to give it ten minutes and let
the halls clear before heading to my locker and then go down to the
team room. I’ve successfully avoided Miller, Studblatz, and
Jankowski all day since the pep rally.
Then Kurt Brodsky squeezes himself down into the
empty desk next to mine.
Uh-oh.
The last of the students files out of the doorway.
I close my launching pad and pile Algebra for Life on top of
my blank work sheet and notebook. Mr. Klech is busy erasing the
chalkboard, his back turned to us.
“Yuh-yuh-you and your friends were pretty
fuh-fuh-funny today,” Kurt Brodsky stutters at me without any
introduction. By “fuh-fuh-funny,” I take him to mean Fisher and
Bruce’s water-ballooning, and maybe even Ronnie accidentally
landing on Studblatz. Since Kurt is neither smiling nor laughing, I
also take “fuh-fuh-funny” to mean this giant’s been paid in raw
beef liver to mutilate all gymnasts and I’m first.
“It wasn’t planned,” I snivel, glancing toward the
front of the classroom. Mr. Klech is still erasing, whistling now
as he rubs away the day, totally oblivious to the murder about to
occur in his classroom. Kurt Brodsky will punch me once with that
huge fist of his and obliterate me, then walk out of class without
Mr. Klech ever noticing. I grab the Algebra for Life book
and slowly move it against my rib cage like body armor.
“Are fuh-fuh-flips hard to luh-luh-learn?” Kurt
asks, leaning toward me as he stutters, like he wants to disguise
what we’re discussing from Mr. Klech—if Mr. Klech ever bothers
turning around.
“The back handsprings? Hmmm. Not really,” I say
while my inner voice urges me to keep talking and hold off the
attack until Mr. Klech finally notices us. “I mean, you need to
know some basics first but then, once you know how, they’re pretty
simple.”
“You think ... I could luh-luh-luh-learn how? Or do
you have to be suh-suh-suh-small? Luh-luh-like you?”
“Being small doesn’t matter,” I snap, feeling my
lip curl at the lame question. “You have to be strong,” I say. “And
limber.” I frown at the big body hunched over the too-tiny desk.
“You might be able to learn it. I don’t know. Maybe.”
I grip my pencil in case I needed to use it as a wooden stake. “Why
do you want to learn it?” I ask.
“I wuh-wuh-want to do one in the end zone. After I
suh-suh-score a tuh-tuh-tuh-touchdown.” Kurt thumps a fist against
his desktop like an exclamation point. “Muh-muh-maybe you could
tuh-tuh-teach me.”
Me?! Teach you?!?! Wait! You’re not going to
kill me?
Once I get over my relief, I have to admit that
seeing someone as big as Kurt Brodsky scoring a touchdown and
spiking the ball, then doing a back handspring—especially wearing
all his football gear—would look pretty cool. And if I could teach
him that and if others knew I taught him . . .
“Yeah, maybe I could.” I nod. “It would be
pretty sweet seeing someone big as you toss a handspring in the
game.” Kurt dips his chin along with me like we just figured out
Mr. Klech’s extra-credit question together. “You’ll have to come
into the gym,” I say. “ ’ Cause we’ll need the mats, especially
with you. And I’ll need one of the other guys to help me spot
you.”
“I got puh-puh-practice same time you duh-duh-do,”
Kurt says, pinching his brows together. While he thinks, he props
his chin on a granite fist. He barely fits behind the desk but he’s
all muscle, not fat. His jeans stretch tight over massive thighs,
telling me he has plenty of horsepower to motor his body through a
handspring. Not counting Terrence Mathers, the Knights’ compact
running back, or Deon Sweeney, their speedy wide receiver, Kurt has
the best chance of learning a backflip out of all the football
goons.
“How about tomorrow?” I ask. “We practice on
Saturdays. It’s an optional workout. Coach usually leaves early, so
it’ll just be me, Bruce, and a few of the guys. Me and Bruce can
probably get you around safely if we team up.”
“Ruh-really?” he asks, and the serious expression
policing his face loosens a little. He turns his head farther
toward me as we talk and I see the long scar peeking out from
behind his hair.
“Yeah,” I say. “It’s worth a shot. We usually
practice from ten to one. Come in around twelve thirty. Coach’ll be
gone by then. He’s not supposed to, but he lets us lock up. I’ll
tell Bruce you’re coming. The other guys’ll be gone.”
“Okay.”
I glance toward the front of the room to see if Mr.
Klech is paying any attention to us yet. Nope. He finishes wiping
down the board and starts filling it up with more math crap for
Monday’s lessons. The nub of his chalk goes tick,
tick, tick against the slate like a warning
transmission. Warning ...
Wait! My brains wakes up. What if this is
all a trap?!
“If you’re trying to set me or my friends up,” I
say through clenched teeth, remembering who Kurt’s teammates are,
“then . . . well ... that’s bullshit.”
Mr. Klech’s chalk stops tick, tick,
ticking.
“Mr. Meehan, I don’t know where you think you are
right now but that language is not tolerated in this classroom. And
don’t the both of you have practice to attend? I’d appreciate it if
you and Mr. Brodsky would leave now and allow me a few moments to
myself.”
“Sorry, Mr. Klech,” I say, and mean it. My
irritation with Kurt lingers, though, for no other reason than I
know his team captains are a bunch of ass-licks. Kurt unwinds
himself from the cramped desk and exits class without a word to Mr.
Klech. I follow behind him.
“Danny,” Kurt says as we walk down the hall, my
head only coming up to his shoulder, “I ain’t suh-suh-setting you
up.”
The school is clearing out fast. In the hallway,
eyes from every grade, guy and girl, ping Kurt as they pass. Most
dash away quickly but, as he and I talk, a few land lower, noticing
me for the first time.
“All right,” I say. “If you’re serious about
learning, I’ll teach you.”