4

"Consarn it!" exclaimed Dido, as the bucket of chicken food slipped out of her hand, falling heavily on her toe.

"What's to do, darter?" mildly inquired old Mr. Firkin, coming out of the cowshed with his two pails of milk.

"I dunno why it is—my fingers is all thumbs today. I spilt a bowl o' hot water on the Cap'n's bed, and I dropped our breakfast eggs in the fire, and hit my thumb with a hammer when I was a-fixing the leaky window, and caught the other one in the rat trap you lent me, and broke my tortoise-shell comb that a friend in Ameriky gave me, and now I've bin and dropped the hens' grub all over my feet—not that the hens care."

Dido was standing in a sea of chickens, who were vigorously pecking her toes and ankles.

"My hands feel greasy all the time," she grumbled. "I wash and wash, and it don't right 'em."

"Sounds to me like Mrs. Lubbage overlooked ye," Mr. Firkin said gravely. "Have ye got on the mouldywarpses' clawses?"

Dido clapped a hand to her neck and remembered that she had taken off Mr. Firkin's protective charm when she went to bed.

"My stars! Do you really think—"

But she remembered the wise woman's long, angry stare as she sat before her door in the moonlight.

"I'll fetch those claws right away," Dido declared, and did so, before sitting down to breakfast with Mr. Firkin. And whether it was because the claws gave her more confidence, or really had power against bad wishes, her run of ill luck seemed to have ended for the time; she gave the Captain his breakfast, made up his bed, and had the satisfaction of hearing him say that he felt somewhat better and thought his leg was mending.

"I fancy that by tomorrow or the next day I could walk with a crutch, if one could be procured," he said.

Mr. Firkin, when asked, said he could fettle one up, but it would take him two-three days. Or there was a chap in Petworth, Godwit by name, who generally had one or two crutches and such gear in his shop.

"The lame gray coach horse is a-mending, too," Dido said. "Reckon if the doc agrees it's all rug for Cap'n Hughes to walk a bit, I could ride in to Petworth, tomorrow maybe, and see what this Godwit has in stock." Godwit, she thought; I heard that name somewheres just lately; where was it now?

Dr. Subito did not come that day, however, and meanwhile the Captain, really not as strong as he made out, was glad enough to lie and doze, wake for a short time, eat or drink a little of the invalid fare provided by Gusset, and sleep again.

During the afternoon, when the invalid was in a sound slumber and seemed likely to remain so for some time, Dido, first carefully locking him in, slipped away to the Cuckoo Tree, taking a roundabout route in case anybody was watching. Mr. Firkin was off with his flock at a distance, Mrs. Lubbage nowhere to be seen. There had been no sight or sound, either, of Cris all day, though Dido had once or twice stuck her head through the loft opening and listened intently. She could not help feeling a bit anxious about Cris. Mrs. Lubbage had seemed so very angry about the basket of food—and Cris was the nearest scapegoat at hand, unless you counted the brindled rat.

But when she at length reached the Cuckoo Tree, on its steep slope of grassy hillside, Dido thought at first there was nobody in it.

"Cris? Are you there?" she called softly.

No sound came from the dark, thickly massed foliage above.

"Might as well climb up, though," Dido thought, noticing that the corkscrew with its bit of ribbon had been removed from the trunk. "Looks like someone's been here."

Up she went, quick as a squirrel—and found Cris, lying in a bushy hammock of yew needles.

"Hey, didn't you hear me—" Dido began, and then saw that Cris was fast asleep, curled up, knees to chin, one cheek pillowed on a fold of dirty sheepswool jacket, which he had thrown around him, and clutched like a comforter. His cheeks were streaked with tears and one had a mark on it, half bruise, half cut.

"Blame it," Dido thought angrily, "that old scrow has been a-larruping of him, and it's my fault, partly; I ought to a waited till she came home, 'stead o' taking the basket. But the Cap'n was that hungry—how's a body to act?"

Troubled, uncertain what to do for the best, she sat and watched the sleeping Cris. Time passed, and the pale November sun moved toward a furry shoulder of hill behind which it would soon dip. "Hadn't I best wake him?" Dido wondered. "It'll be right parky soon—and the Cap'll be stirring presently. But Cris does sleep so sound."

Presently, though, the sleep began to be broken by little whimpers and twitches; letting go of his sheepswool jacket, Cris started to suck his thumb; a tear trickled from the corner of his closed eye; then the eyes opened, and he was awake, and terrified.

"Easy there; easy!" Dido arrested his first frantic scramble for the trunk. "It's only me—Dido, remember? We was talking here afore. I brought you some vittles. Mr. Gusset fetched some down from the Manor, and I reckoned as how you might be glad of a bite. Here—it's only bread and cheese, but it's good."

She went on talking calmly while she pulled out the packet of food and handed Cris a large slice of brown bread and hunk of cheese. "You get that inside you, you'll feel better. There's apples, too, for afters; I didn't like to carry a bottle o' drink in case old Madam Lubbage was a-looking out her back window."

Cris took one or two cautious bites and then bolted the food down ravenously, eating all the cheese first, and the bread next; his trembling quieted and presently he gave a deep sigh.

"Did the old girl beat you much?" Dido asked quietly.

Cris nodded. "She was in a rage last night when I got home. She asked me where I'd been and I wouldn't say, so she beat me. Being beaten's nothing. But she said she was going to listen to my dreams all night and then she'd know where I'd gone. I don't know what I'd do if she found this place."

"Croopus," muttered Dido. "D'you reckon she could listen to your dreams?"

"I don't know," Cris said. "I stayed awake. I stood up all night and pricked my arm with a bramble thorn so I wouldn't fall asleep. That was why I was so tired today. Auntie Daisy went off at noon to physick someone's sick cow, so as soon as she left I came here."

Between sentences Cris was taking bites from the second apple; he finished by chewing and swallowing the core. Then he sighed again.

Dido gulped and said gruffly, "Cris, it was my fault the old girl beat ye, acos I nicked a basket o' groceries outa her nasty dirty kitchen and that riled her. So I feel right bad about it and this is to say I'm sorry. Well, go on, take it: it's for you!"

Cris stared wonderingly at the little object that Dido held out in the palm of her hand. It was a tiny whale, carved from ivory.

"I brought it back from Ameriky," Dido explained. "The sailors make 'em on the whaleboats when they've nowt else to do."

Timidly Cris took it and turned it over and over. "It's pretty."

"You could wear it round your neck on a string—there's a loop on the tail, see? Maybe it'd keep off back luck—like Mr. Firkin's mouldywarpses' claws."

Cris made no answer.

Dido, rather hurt, was beginning to wonder if he didn't think much of her gift—which she had really hated to part with—when he suddenly said,

"It is lucky. Aswell says so. It will help me find—something I never knew—that I had lost."

He spoke in a dreamy, listening way, as if he merely passed on the words of someone else, and then lay back, relaxed and peaceful in his thickset hammock, smiling at the twilit sky. "Thank you for coming, Aswell! I was afraid you wouldn't today, I was so tired."

Dido shivered. All at once the place felt unchancy to her.

"Guess I'd best be going," she mumbled.

"Isn't the sky beautiful up there," Cris went on without heeding her. "Look, there's the first star. When I lie here I seem to be looking down into the sky, not up—it's like a huge well, don't you think? I feel as if I could jump right into it."

"Cris!" Dido exclaimed. "You hadn't oughta talk that way! It's not sensible."

"What is sensible, then?"

Cris turned his filthy, bruised face inquiringly toward Dido, who found herself at a loss.

"Oh, I dunno! Ask me, this is a right spooky part o' the world—nothing's sensible round here. Well, don't get downhearted, Cris, anyhows—if the old baggage wallops you any more, holler out, and I'll come and give you a hand—the two of us oughta be a match for her."

With a sad smile, like the wind ripple over a field of long grass, Cris said,

"All right. I'll remember."

Dido slithered down the trunk. "Powerful scent o' honeysuckle or summat round hereabouts," she thought. "Didn't know you got honeysuckle at this time o' year, but there's no telling what you'll get in these cockeyed parts. The mischief is, there's too many wrong 'uns and not enough right 'uns. And what right 'uns there is, is blind, like Mr. Firkin, or in poor twig, like my Cap, or too old to be very spry, like Mr. Gusset. And the young 'uns is next door to addle-pated, Tobit a-playing with them unnatural peas, and Cris a-talking to somebody in the sky. There's hardly an ounce of sense betwixt the pair of 'em. Pity they couldn't meet, they'd deal together like porridge and cream."

Thinking about them, as she trotted over the hill, she was struck by the similarity between the situations of Tobit and Cris: both of them forced to live so lonesome and mopish, their lives made a burden to them by queer-natured old crones. "And that spooky Tante Sannie is friends with Mrs. Lubbage—wonder if she knows about Cris? If I hadn't enough to worry about, getting Cap'n Hughes's Dispatch to London," Dido thought, "there's an awful lot wants setting to rights round here."

Mrs. Lubbage had returned from her cow doctoring, and was picking herbs from a tangled, nettle-grown patch under her kitchen window.

"Oh. So you're back, are you?" she said, giving Dido a hard stare with her little sharp eyes. "Well? Do ye want me to have a look at the sick chap or not? 'Tis all one to me."

Dido conquered an impulse to refuse. Best be polite, she thought.

"Yes, please, missus."

"I'll get my things, then."

While Mrs. Lubbage was dressing the Captain's wound, Dido noticed the brindled rat slip through the open door and along the angle of the wall and floor. Without pausing a second, Dido grabbed a heavy beech root from the firewood heap and slung it hard at the rat, which squealed indignantly and scurried out, limping.

"What was that?" exclaimed the Captain, startled.

" Jist an old rat, Cap; if he shows his snout in here again I'll pepper his whiskers," Dido said cheerfully. Mrs. Lubbage darted a black look at her but said nothing.

When she had finished her doctoring—it took less time today, for the wound was better—she said to Dido, "You step outside with me, missie!"

"Back directly!" Dido told the Captain.

Outside it was quite dark. A ray of lantern light from the doorway illuminated Mrs. Lubbage's broad face. Dido did not care for its expression.

"Now, harkee, gal," said the wise woman. "And pay heed, for I don't reckon to say things over. You crossed my path twice already, you went spanneling into my kitchen 'thoughten leave, and you hurted my old Tibbie-rat."

"Your rat, missus? How was I to know?"

"Don't aggie at me, gal! I'm warning ee, if I have any more mizmaze from ee, I'll make things right skaddle for ee, and for that chap in there. 'Twouldn't take but a pinch o' naughty-man's-plaything to set his wound into a mortification. And as for you—you puny little wind-shaken emmet—I could make you wish you'd never been borned."

Dido was silent. Mrs. Lubbage evidently took her silence for defiance; she went on,

"And I hear you bin upalong to Tegleaze, where you've no right nor business, making a sossabout, upsiding Mas'r Tobit. You leave that boy be! Do he land hisself in trouble before he come of age, then he won't noways inherit his grandpa's luck-piece."

Mrs. Lubbage might have said more, but she was interrupted at this moment by Gusset, in the trap, who came to a halt by them.

"Evening, Missis Lubbage," be greeted the wise woman politely. "Evening, Missie Twido Dight. I brought ye some more stuff for the sick navy gennleman."

With a surly jerk of her head, Mrs. Lubbage retired to her own house.

Dido would have taken the heavy basket from Gusset, but he insisted on carrying it in. As he did so, Dido's quick eye caught sight of Sannie, as on the previous occasion, slipping from the back of the trap and darting off to visit her friend.

"Don't I just wish I was that flea-bitten rat for five minutes to hear what the old crows is a-talking about in there," Dido thought. "I bet it's nothing good."

Gusset, it turned out, was dying to have a word with Captain Hughes.

"I did hear, Cap'n, sir," he quavered politely, "as how your ship was the Thrush?"

"You heard right," answered the Captain who, propped against rolled-up sheeps' fleeces, was drinking barley soup.

"I've a nevvy on that vessel," explained Gusset. "Able seaman Noah Gusset. Did ee e'er come across the boy, Cap'n, sir? Do 'e still be live and kicking?"

"Why, certainly! He is a fine fellow—will probably end up as Master Gunner. I have often spoken to him," the Captain said cordially. Old Gusset's face lit up at this news.

"My brother Ed'ard'll be in a rare proud scarrifunge when I tell him!" he said, and could not do too much for the Captain; he bustled about, toasting bits of bread and warming up a mixture of wine and spices which he said would make the Captain "sleep like a juggy."

Dido, seeing that she was not needed for a few moments, said quietly to Gusset, "I'm jist going aloft a minute, mister, to see arter summat; shan't be long," and nipped up into the roof. Using the utmost caution she crept along to the loft over Mrs. Lubbage's kitchen. The moon had risen by now and slivers of light, finding their way through cracks between the tiles, showed that Cris was not there; most likely, Dido guessed, having had his hunger stayed with bread and cheese, he had gone back to sleep, and would not return all night in case Mrs. Lubbage should listen to his dreams.

"Blest if I'd want her a-listening to mine. Though I dessay it's all rubbish," Dido thought.

Mrs. Lubbage's trap door was closed, but Dido lay with her ear pressed against the crack, through which came a faint gleam of candlelight.

"Tell me about it again," she heard Mrs. Lubbage say.

"I done tell you many, many time!"

"Aye, but I had dunnamany things go caterwise on me today. The cow died, and my Tib-rat got hurted, and yon flarksy little madam nabbling at me—I could do wi' hearing summat brightsome."

"Is all green and warm," Sannie said. "Green and warm from east to west, from north to south. Orange trees, mango trees, love apples, sweet grass and honey flowers, all a-blowing and a-blooming. The sea she do sing by day and by night, white sea a-breaking on the black rocks. Old Fire Mountain, he up above, a-muttering in he sleep but never waking. And in that island, isn't no rudeness, isn't no mocking of old people; old people paid proper respect, is loved, is given the callum drink and bonita bread, quilt stuffed with happiness feathers, wherever they do fancy to warm they bones."

"That's the place for me," Mrs. Lubbage said. "Round hereaways they treats you like dirt, even if they is scairt of you. Treats you like dirt and owes you money. If they gets to owe you too much, then they takes and drowns you in Black Pond."

"Never mind—never mind! Old Sir Tobit's luck-piece going to bring us luck, going to change all that. In three weeks—maybe two weeks—us'll be on a great white ship, a-sailing, sailing—"

"Over the white waves and the black waves—"

"A-wrapped in silk satin and treated like two queens—"

Plainly this was a conversation the two friends had held many times before.

"Until we comes to Tiburon Island—"

"Till we steps ashore and they cries, 'Is Tante Sannie come a-home! Is dear old Tante Sannie!'"

"And her friend what's come to live with her!"

"And they give us the callum drink and bonita bread and wrap us in quilt stuffed with happiness feathers!"

"All on account of Sir Tobit's ivory luck-piece."

What the dickens is all that about? Dido wondered. She stuck her eye to the crack. Down below she could see the top of Mrs. Lubbage's table, on which were a bottle, a saucer, and two teacups, which were removed, emptied, and refilled at regular intervals. Sometimes she could see the rat's pointed, whiskery snout drinking wine from the saucer.

But do they reckon to steal Tobit's luck-piece? Dido wondered.

She crawled back silently to her own loft and dropped down. Gusset had heated up a quantity of water in the hens' breakfast pan and was slowly but expertly shaving Captain Hughes, who appeared to be greatly enjoying this attention and was meanwhile relating all he could remember about the life and exploits of Able Seaman Noah Gusset.

Dido put away the provisions and squatted down by the fire on the three-legged stool.

"Mister Gusset," she inquired presently. "This little ivory painting you was a-telling me about, is that what they call Sir Tobit's luck-piece?"

"Why, yes, missie, acos the first Sir Tobit brought it back from furrin parts a couple o' hundred years agone, in oughteen sixty-summat. He reckoned it'd bring him luck, see?"

"Did it?"

"No, miss, it didn't. Some say as 'twas because it was stole—but I dunno if that be a true tale."

"What'll happen when this Sir Tobit gets it?"

"I reckon 'twill be passed over to his gran to take care of, like the rest o' the property."

Dido would have liked to ask if Gusset thought the old lady would get Colonel FitzPickwick to sell the heirloom and use the money for bets, but this did not seem a very polite question.

"And that happens next week?"

"Yes, missie. Unless Sir Tobit should die or go to prison firstwards."

"Go to prison? Why in the name o' judgment should he get sent to clink?"

"Oh, no reason, Miss Twido; only it says in the will that if the heir be thrown in jail afore coming of age, then he loses the right to the heirloom."

"I see. Who gets it then? Lady Tegleaze?"

"No, missie. The next heir 'ud get it if there was one. But, being as there ain't, I believe it do go to some museum."

"No wonder Lady Tegleaze is in such a twit to see Tobit don't get in bad company."

Captain Hughes had been silent for the last few minutes and was now found to be asleep, so Gusset took his leave. Dido had wondered if he bore any message from Tobit, but none was forthcoming, so it seemed probable that the heir was still subdued by the effects of Sannie's scolding, or the Joobie nuts.

Two days passed quietly. Captain Hughes continued to mend, though slowly; Dido took care not to offend Mrs. Lubbage, and did various odd jobs for her and Mr. Firkin; Cris was not seen, but gifts of food that Dido left for him in the loft were taken. Mrs. Lubbage did not leave her cottage and so Dido, who would have liked to go to the Cuckoo Tree, did not think it safe to risk leading the witch to Cris's retreat.

On Friday Dr. Subito returned for another of his brief, nervous visits, and pronounced Captain Hughes well enough for a little gentle exercise on crutches if they could be obtained.

"Don't you reckon I'm well enough to hire a coach and go on up to London, doctor?"

"Non tanto—never, never! It is not to be thought of! The jolting—the swaying—piu mozzo—doppio movimento—furioso—it would inflame the head injury—bring on a syncope—a cataclysm—if not death itself! No—no, slowly we return to health, poco a poco."

"Don't set yourself in a pelter, now, Cap," soothed Dido. "I'll be off to Petworth this very arternoon and get you a pair o' crutches."

But she herself was decidedly restless and uneasy; four days had passed and there had been no word from her friend Simon. Was he no longer living in London, or had her letter gone astray?

"Addio! To the re-see," said the little doctor. "I return next week. In the meantime—legato, non, non troppo!"

He placed his finger to his lips, bowed, and departed at speed.

Not long after his departure, Gusset arrived with more provisions. After chatting a little to the Captain he glanced around cautiously and drew Dido away to the middle of Mr. Firkin's paddock, where they might be seen but could not be overheard.

"About that message you wanted sent, missie."

"Yes?" said Dido eagerly.

"Those chaps as I spoke of is willing to meet you and talk it over. They be a darksy lot, see, they 'on't carry for every which—who, they're pitickler."

"That's all rug," said Dido. "The Cap's pitickler too; this is a very pitickler message."

"Ah!" said Gusset. He looked around again, advanced his mouth closer to Dido's ear, and murmured, "Do ee have the letter right, tight, and safe, missie?"

"That I do!" replied Dido, curbing an impulse to feel for the Dispatch inside her jacket.

"That's good," said Gusset. "Acos I did hear as how yon coach upset of yourn were fixed by somebody as wanted to lay hands on that there bit o' scribing. I dunno if 'tis true, but that's what I did hear."

Dido nodded. She was not surprised, having come to the same conclusion.

"Have you any notion who mighta done it, Mister Gusset?"

He came so close that his white whiskers tickled her ear dreadfully.

"That I dassn't say! But be that letter anywise connected wi' guvment business?"

Dido nodded, warily.

"I reckoned so!" said Gusset triumphantly. "I could tell as Cap'n Hughes must be a jonnick guvment man. Well, missie, round Tegleaze there be a pesky lot o' them Georgians."

"Hanoverians? The ones as wants to get rid o' the king?"

"That's the ticket! 'Twas one o' they fixed the accident."

"But how about these chaps o' yours? They're all hunky-dory?"

Mr. Gusset was affronted. He drew himself up. "My boy Yan's a true-blue king's man," he declared proudly. "Why, didn't he carry Gentleman's Gargle and twisty corks every month for Jamie Three his own self—aye, and Oil o' Primroses for Her Majesty, bless her sweet face?"

"Your boy Yan? Why then—"

"Eh, massypanme! What have I bin and said?" Mr. Gusset was dreadfully upset. "Now, Missie Twido, don't ee let on as how I told ee that, don't ee, please! My boy Yan'd be turble taffety if he knew."

"Why, Mr. Gusset, I wouldn't dream of such a thing arter you been so kind to us and brought us all these vittles."

"Promise, do ee? Well, then, I was to tell ee, when ee be in Perrorth 'sarternoon, to go to a pub called The Fighting Cocks—at the end o' Middle Street, it be—don't ee go into the pub, now, but go ee round up a little twitten lane to the back, where they holds the cockfights. Go ee there roundabout four o'clock. And there prensly a chap'll come up to ee and say, 'Larmentable scuddy weather we be having.'"

"And what do I say?" Dido inquired briskly.

"Don't ee say nowt, but goo along o' him, missie, and he'll talk over about taking yon message. And ee won't let on as I by-named my boy Yan?"

"No, no, Mr. Gusset, o' course I won't."

After Dido had reassured the old man several times he took his leave, still very shocked at his lapse.

Dido ran back to the cottage with a lighter heart.

"Things is looking up, Cap, I reckon. As far as I can puzzle it out, old Mr. Gusset's friendly with a set o' they moonshine men, what the folks round here calls Gentlemen. And this lot is a mighty high-up crew, seemingly; used to carrying stuff to the king hisself."

"Never?" exclaimed Captain Hughes, much shocked. "His Majesty buying smuggled goods?"

"Well," said Dido, "I did hear tell as how the corkscrew tax was perishing stiff; I dessay old Jamie Three had better things to spend his dibs on. Corkscrews! O' course! What a muttonhead I am!"

"I beg your pardon, my child?"

"Nothing, nothing, Cap!" said Dido hastily. "Anyways, if they really takes run stuff to the palace, and all the nobs, they're the boys for us, ain't they? You want your Dispatch taken to the Fust Lord o' the Admiralty—like as not he's on their list for Organ-Grinders' Oil, or his lady for Parsley Face-powder."

Captain Hughes was obliged to admit the truth of this.

"Well, child—see what you think of them. Do not decide rashly. If you have the least doubt as to their trustworthiness, take no further steps. So much is at stake! Confound it—I wish my head did not still ache so—I wish I were not so wretchedly weak."

"Now don't you fret, Cap! If I can, I'll get one o' the chaps to come back here and have a word with you."

"Do. Do, child."

"I'm to meet 'em in Petworth at four this afternoon. Come to think," said Dido, rubbing her brow, "how did old Gusset know so quick that I was a-going to Petworth?"

Captain Hughes supposed the doctor must have mentioned it. "Does he not spend most of his time at Tegleaze Manor?"

"He does, that's so," agreed Dido thoughtfully. "Jist the same, I wish news didn't travel quite so fast in this back end."

When she had given the Captain his dinner she went out to the shippen and untethered the gray coach horse.

"Come on, Dapple, you lucky old prancer; you're a-going to have a change of air."

Since she had been giving him his feed all week and fomenting his lame leg with potato poultices under Mr. Firkin's directions, the gray had become very friendly. He allowed Dido to put on his bridle and to strap a sheepskin for a saddle around his barrel-shaped middle; she climbed on him from the water butt; and they were off. It was no use waving to Mr. Firkin, sitting with his flock on the hillside, but Toby wagged his tail amicably as they passed, and so Dido waved to him; her spirits rose as she left the quiet little valley.

"Pity the weather's so misty and murky; but anyways, it's grand to be out on the gad."