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YOU CAN TAKE THE DEVIL OUT OF HELL,
BUT . . .
My security company quickly became very successful
and landed a number of lucrative contracts to provide guards to
building sites and commercial premises all over the UK. At its
height, the business employed the cream – ex-bodyguards for the
Saudi royal family, ex-servicemen and ex-coppers among them. Valued
at £7.5 million, we seriously thought about floating our company on
the stock exchange. However, there was a downside to being a
successful businessman – the politics. There was sniping and
backstabbing from the competition, the customers, the local council
and the police. It was just a part of the culture of the business I
was in, and I needed skin like a crocodile’s to deal with it.
All the top builders who I did business with were
Freemasons, and they used to get the gossip about me from the top
bizzies. The talk at the top table was, ‘We’ve got to bring that
black cunt down. He’s just getting too big for his own britches.’
It was sour grapes. The police hated me doing well, because it
looked like I had beaten the system, and I made more in a month
than a lot of them made in a year.
But, to be totally honest, I hadn’t actually cut
all my ties with the underworld. I still knew all the major firms,
and if there were problems between them, I would often help bring
them together and arbitrate a solution without any bloodletting – a
kind of underworld counselling service. RELATE for gangsters who’d
fallen out of love.
For instance, one day, two of the most feared crime
families in the country had a tiff. One was a huge
multimillion-pound nightclub-owning dynasty, and the other family
were prolific importers – both spearheaded by ultra-violent men.
They were on the brink of nuclear war. Then I stepped in, told them
to call off their submarines and brought them around to my attempt
at the Oslo Peace Accords. After that, my stock went up, and I
began to get a reputation for arbitration.
No one wants war – war is bad for business. War
costs. A lot of the big firms had studied the gun war that had
followed the death of David Ungi. Although David was just a
businessman, gangsters had taken it upon themselves to start
killing each other, and the police had flooded the streets with
armed response vehicles. I’m not suggesting that the Ungi family
were involved in drugs in any way, but David’s death led to
unrelated gangs killing each other. And who could move heroin
around the city when there were bizzies everywhere? War interfered
with trade. The cheaper alternative was me. I could counsel for
both sides and strike a deal that would keep everybody happy – if
they adhered to the terms. Everybody could then move on.
I actually liked that role. I was still a face,
without being an active one. There was also another key factor:
power, the ancient and irresistible addiction. Power, however petty
and insignificant, is a turn on. When you walk into a nightclub for
free with eight or nine big men in tow while every other cunt is
shuffling about in the queue with a long face wondering if he’s
going to get in, that’s power. It’s not power on the same level as
Tony Blair, who could send all those troops to Iraq to kill women
and children. His power was on a macro scale, mine was on a micro
scale. It was personal power. The power to say you can do this or
you can’t do that in my own little world. Whatever the practical
differences, you bet your bottom dollar that the feeling was
the same.
However, not all of the arbitrations went smoothly.
For example, C.J. went off and formed his own security firm with
another mate of mine called Kieran Packet, but they soon fell out.
C.J. was scared to roll around with Kieran, but Kieran was equally
frightened. A powder keg of a situation developed, so I agreed to
arbitrate. A meeting was set up in a disused warehouse down the
dock road. However, relations deteriorated from the outset.
Suddenly, C.J. put a gun to Kieran’s head and in his cockney accent
said, ‘You facking cant.’
To be fair, Kieran didn’t flinch and said, ‘What
are you going to do with that? Are you going to fucking shoot
me?’
It was a red rag to a bull. As if in slow motion,
C.J. started to squeeze the trigger. ‘No!’ I cried and jumped up
from my chair, whacking his hand down towards the floor. There was
a massive bang. The gun had fired, but the bullet had miraculously
missed Kieran’s head. Instead, it had lodged in his hip.
Kieran was badly injured, so he had to go to the
ozzie – there was no two ways about it. This meant the bizzies
getting involved, which was just what the top brass had been
waiting for – me to fuck up. Irrespective of whether I had been
there to referee or not, it would look like I had gone there to
help C.J. shoot Kieran. The bizzies must have been rubbing their
hands with glee, saying, ‘I knew if we gave him enough rope, he
would hang himself one day. It’s just one more nigger for the jail
house.’
However, as always, I didn’t wait for events to
catch up with me. I hit on a genius idea and surrendered myself to
the police. I circumvented the whole car crash by telling them the
truth: that I had been there to keep the peace; that I hadn’t known
C.J. had a gun; and that by whacking his hand, I had actually
saved Kieran’s life. I even made myself out to be a hero.
Talk about turning a negative into a positive. The bizzies at the
station were fucking flummoxed. I was released without charge, and
C.J. went on the run. Kieran made a statement against C.J. and
stuck with it. C.J. eventually got caught and was sentenced to
eight years.
When we built our office, I insisted that a back
door be put in behind my desk. Chris asked me, ‘What do we need a
back door for?’ But I insisted, even though I could see he still
didn’t really understand my reasons.
Not long afterwards, we started getting hassle from
a gangster called the Psycho from over the water. He didn’t know I
was involved in the business, and he started smashing up our sites
and asking for protection money. One day, the Psycho came into the
office, slammed his two hands on Chris’s desk and said, ‘Are you
Stephen French?’
The blood drained from Chris’s face. I knew
straight away that the Psycho had won that fight. I stood up from
behind my desk and said, ‘I’m Frenchie. I want everybody fucking
out the office except him.’
Psycho walked over towards me. It was obvious to me
that he wasn’t a trained fighter, because the first thing he did
was launch a haymaker from South America. I intercepted him with a
swift right hook and smashed him on the mouth, splattering his
teeth and blood across the wall. Suddenly, he didn’t want to know
any more. I kicked him up the hallway and said, ‘Get this piece of
shit out of my place.’ Chris didn’t know that any of this was going
on.
However, he made one more pathetic stab at revenge
before he left the premises. He keyed my Lexus 300 Sport down to
the metal and then went to the police station to report me for GBH.
By the time the police arrived to see the blood-smeared walls, I
had flown out the back door, over the back wall and disappeared.
That was the reason I needed a back door – in my line of work it
was essential. It was a Friday evening, and I knew it was a bad
time to get arrested, because I’d be locked up until Monday
morning. So, I phoned up CID officers and asked them not to put a
warrant out for me, saying that I’d come in on the Monday to sort
things out.
The officer gave me attitude and said, ‘Don’t tell
me what to do. If I want to put a warrant out for you, I
will.’
I said, ‘I’ve got the resources to disappear if you
put out a warrant. You’ll never be able to catch me, so it’s best
if we cooperate. I’ll see you on Monday.’ That gave me two days to
remedy the situation. I had to find the Psycho to force him to
withdraw his statement. I soon found out that he was drinking in a
pub with a couple of his friends. So Aldous Pellow, a mate of mine
called the Pig and I set off to find our man. We were all big lads,
and when we walked into the pub it went silent. I walked over to
the Psycho, dropped one of his teeth into his lager and said, ‘You
know what to do, and you know when to do it.’
The next day, he withdrew his statement. Deep down,
something was telling me that bit by bit I was getting dragged back
in.