30
UP FROM THE ASHES
There was an old-time comedian called Michael
Bentine, who was in the RAF during the war. He joked that he always
knew when a pilot was going to be shot down on the next mission, as
he could see the tombstones in his eyes at breakfast. Well, on the
reverse side, I had the ability to spot people with lights in their
eyes – winners. And Chris Nesbet was one of them. He was a guy with
bright, shining beams behind his retinas.
Chris had a simple vision. He’d worked as a
surveyor in a massive building corporation and had noticed that
businesses were obliged to spend millions on security for their
sites – on unreliable gangsters who always let them down. His dream
was to set up a clean, efficient, gangster-free security company
and take the world by storm.
Chris set up his first company with a man known as
the Pugilist. Not the best idea. By the time I caught up with him,
Chris was on his arse. He was sleeping on his mum’s couch, his
house was in danger of being repossessed and, worst of all, he was
driving a Rover. Chris and the Pugilist didn’t have the best
relationship – and there was fuck all Chris could do about
it.
Enter the Frenchman. I was desperate to buy into
Chris’s utopian dream. I had a chat with the Pugilist, and he
brought me on board. My first job was to go and collect a ten-grand
debt from a furniture shop. I entered the store and immediately
asked the skinny proprietor to give me the keys. He said, ‘I beg
your pardon?’
I replied, ‘My name’s Stephen French. You owe our
clients ten grand for rent. I’m seizing the goods in the
shop.’
Meanwhile, Chris was bombing around with a
calculator, adding up the price tags. The owner then piped up and
tried to threaten me: ‘I know a few faces. I’m going to make a few
calls, and you’ll be dead within an hour.’ To be fair, he was
connected to some very bad firms, but when he went away and did his
research it was clear that he was told, ‘If the Devil is in your
shop, the best thing you can do is give him the keys and leave.’ So
he did.
The itinerary in the shop amounted to 50-grand’s
worth of pine: beds, wardrobes – everything you could possibly
think of made of fucking pine. We decided to flog it in a
half-price sale and invest the 25-grand profit in our company and
vision for the future – all for a little growl at some prick. That
was good business as far as I was concerned.
The beauty of the situation was that it was all
legitimate business – tax paid. Again, it all came down to
utilising the skills I’d learned at the Inland Revenue – reputation
and psychological intimidation. My unique selling point was that I
could make debtors think that the moon was going to fall out of the
sky and land on their house if they didn’t pay. My favourite phrase
was, ‘If you double-cross me, you’ll be seeing me in your fucking
dreams. You’ll be seeing me in your nightmares. You’ll be seeing me
when you’re asleep.’ Often, they had something to hide, so I was
playing on the ‘guilty act, guilty mind’ theory. Of course, I would
only say this to debtors who threatened me – and Chris never knew
that I said things like that.
Anyway, we had this whole heap of pine, so the
first thing we did was bring our partners down to have the pick of
what they wanted. My wife chose a bed and wardrobe and basically
kitted our bedroom out in pine. Chris’s mum and the Pugilist’s bird
did the same. All equal. Therefore, it came as a great shock to
learn later that the Pugilist had been sneaking pine out the back
door and keeping the money for himself. At first, I didn’t believe
Chris when he told me. I said to him that my loyalties lay with the
Pugilist, as he had brought me on board in the first place.
However, I also understood company politics. If the Pugilist fell
on his own sword, the path would be clear for me and Chris to
propel the company out of the small time and into the blue-chip
world where it belonged.
The idea of catching the Pugilist in the act
appealed to my Machiavellian nature. Whether you’re planting bugs
for the White House or stabbing your co-worker in the back over the
water cooler, you have to get deep down and dirty. People don’t
climb the greasy pole by being kind and making grand gestures. They
slide up it, propelled by backbiting and base human
behaviour.
Chris said to me, ‘The Pugilist has been selling
the beds incomplete without any fitments. To prove it, just go and
knock on the door of someone he’s sold one to and tell the person
that the Pugilist forgot to give them the fitments. If they take
them off you, we know he’s been selling beds. We can then confront
him with the evidence.’
Soon after, I found out that a gangster had bought
a bed from the Pugilist. I knocked on his door and said to the
gangster’s moll, ‘I’ve brought the fitments round for the bed that
the Pugilist sold you.’
‘Oh, yeah,’ she said. ‘The bed’s upstairs. We still
haven’t put the wheels on it.’
The gangster realised what was going on and
screamed at his bird, ‘What the fuck are you saying to him?’
However, he knew the game was up.
To be honest, I was very upset and emotional about
what had happened. I took the Pugilist for a drive, told him to get
out of the car and said, ‘Let’s fight.’
He said, ‘I’m not fighting with you, Stephen.’ He
wasn’t frightened of fighting me – he would’ve had a go. However,
he said, ‘I like you too much. I’m having some problems and that,
and I’ll just leave the firm.’ He was embarrassed about the
situation.
Come Christmas, I knew he was struggling
financially, so I dropped a couple of grand off for him and his
family to get them through the day, because, believe it or not, I
was developing a social conscience – and he had a lovely young
family.
The path to glory was now clear. Chris and I set up
a holding company called CDS Management, which stood for ‘catering,
development and security’. The key to running a successful security
company was dealing with the ‘intangibles’, such as fights with
other security companies, death threats and hand-grenade attacks –
day-to-day occurrences in the cut-throat world of the security
business. That was my area of responsibility; Chris had no idea
that any of this went on.
We immediately won a big catering contract from a
Japanese car company to feed their workers. That took in two grand
a week in cash at 60 per cent profit. The debt recoveries also
started to fly in. With the surplus cash, we started building
housing estates. If I had only known how easy it was to make money
legitimately, I never would have chosen the path to evil in the
first place!
However, some of my old compadres weren’t as good
as me at staying ahead of the law. One by one, they began to fall
by the wayside, purely because they ignored the writing on the
wall. Curtis Warren moved to Holland to distance himself from his
sidekick Johnny Phillips, who was in a hell of a lot of trouble
over the David Ungi incident. However, in 1996, the Dutch police
linked Curtis with approximately £125-million worth of cocaine and
jailed him for 12 years. I hear he spends a lot of his time behind
bars trying to stay ahead of currency changes. According to some
sources, he’s got a lot of money buried all over Europe, and every
time they bring out a new £20 note or new note in a foreign
currency he has to get his minions to dig it up and change it over.
He’s lost a lot of money that way.