Then one day, a member of the gang called Romy Marion came to me and said, ‘I need two grand out of the kitty.’ I gave it to him, because it was fuck all to me.

A few days later, a woman came to see me and told me that Marion had been getting high on crack cocaine and that it had become a big problem for him. When I saw him next, I said to him, ‘Where’s the fucking two grand?’

Of course, he replied, ‘I spent it.’

Now, in hindsight, I should have left it there. Trying to get £2,000 off a crack head is chasing dead money. Also, he was a mate, so it was against two of my personal rules to do him over for it. But I couldn’t let it go: two grand is two grand.

After threats were made, Marion tried to make up the loss by offering a benefit in kind. He gave me a tip-off about some potential tax work involving a drug dealer called Samuel. Marion thought that he could get himself off the hook by returning the £2,000 commission on the money I was going to tax from Samuel. He reckoned I could score £100,000 off the guy. So, one night, I got my gloves and mask on. and went to Samuel’s ken. A.J. wasn’t around that night, so I took a lad with me who had been asking me for some tax work – his name will go with me to the grave. Inside the flat, we searched high and low but couldn’t find the money. Me being the determined individual that I am, I decided to wait for this lad Samuel to come home so I could make him tell us where he had hidden his stash. I grabbed a big knife and a baseball bat, and crouched down in the dark, ready to jump on him as soon as he walked in the door.

One hour later, I heard the key in the lock and a shaft of light poured in as the door opened. I couldn’t see who it was at first, because the figure was silhouetted. However, as he turned his head, I got a glimpse of who it was. For fuck’s sake! It was Val the getaway driver from the Solid Gold Posse – my old crew. He was a very old and trusted friend. I’d been given jarg info by Marion – there was no Samuel.

Now, as you will remember, one of the golden rules was that I didn’t rob anyone I knew. I only robbed strangers, so I couldn’t do it – I couldn’t tax him. What’s more, I actually liked Val. I’d been in a lot of hairy chases with him, and he’d got me away on every fucking one, thus keeping me out of prison. I was indebted to the guy.

I lashed the tool and the bat on the floor in front of him and said, ‘Don’t move.’ That was my signal to let him know I didn’t mean him any harm and that I would not take up arms against him. If I’d been looking to rob him, I’d have whacked him senseless. Instead, I just wanted to make off without revealing my identity. However, he went for me. I didn’t really want to fight back, so he was able to pull my mask off. ‘Aaaahh, it’s you Frenchie, it’s you,’ he screamed. Then, in a moment of panic, I whacked him once, knocked him out and got off.

Word quickly spread around the ghetto about what had happened. My name on the street was mud. Val was still part of the Solid Gold Posse, and they were still the main people from the black area. They were disgusted that I could do such a thing to one of our own. I was so enraged by the mess Marion had got me into, I decided that I was gonna kill him. I didn’t mean just beat him up – I was gonna chop his fucking head off.

When I found him, I hit him on the back of the neck with a machete. He went down, stunned, and rolled over. I was now in prime position to chop right into his head. However, he suddenly got a second wind. It was like the crack cocaine was acting as an anaesthetic, making him immune to the pain and giving him the strength to fight back. He curled up on the floor and managed to put his leg up to protect his head, and I cut right into his flesh and bone. I kept on hacking through his arteries and sinews, but they wouldn’t give way. The crack had got him bad, so I pulled back – breathless and covered in claret – and jumped into my car. As I got off, I ran him over for good measure. I thought he was dead – five chops to the head and neck and virtual amputation of his left leg. He’d ruined my reputation – I wanted him to suffer.

I then went to see Val, who was still in hospital after my attack, to argue my case – not out of fear, but because what had happened was a cunt’s trick, and I didn’t want my name associated with it. ‘Val, I didn’t know it was you,’ I said. ‘It was a genuine mistake.’ By the end of the visit, I still wasn’t sure whether Val believed me or not, but at least I’d got it off my chest and done the honourable thing.

Meanwhile, Marion had also gone into hospital with his savage, life-threatening injuries. He didn’t fold under questioning, but the doctors reported the incident as a matter of routine. Before long, the police had launched a full-on attempted-murder investigation. It didn’t take long before my name was thrown into the frame and the bizzies started to hunt me down.

As a result, Marion had realised that the situation had got out of hand and had checked himself out of hospital. He came to my house to make peace and have his say. At first, I didn’t want to know, but he kept shouting through the letterbox, ‘I know you’re in.’ Eventually, I opened up, and he started backing away from me, right down the path. I guess he didn’t know how I was gonna react, so he was keeping his distance. He told me that he’d had a nervous breakdown, and was using crack to try and cope with it.

However, in spite of his explanation, I still couldn’t forgive him for setting me up. ‘You knew it was Val’s flat,’ I said, ‘Val has got me away from several robberies, and the only reason I didn’t twat him as soon as he came through the door was that it was him. All I was trying to do was get away, and I whacked him out of panic.’

Now, little did I know, Val had also checked himself out of hospital and was on the warpath. The drugs had worn off, and, in the cold light of day, he’d rejected the explanation I had given him at the hospital. He’d gone home to get his Magnum and had vowed to kill me. In fact, at that very moment – though I didn’t know it at the time – he was sitting outside my house in some bushes, right next to where Marion was making his speech. Apparently, he’d been there for a couple of hours, lying in wait for me. He was gonna zap me right there and then on the doorstep. However, his plan had been thwarted when Marion had turned up.

Finally, my pay-off line to Marion was, ‘You told me it was a guy called Samuel in the flat with the money, not Val. I wouldn’t have gone into Val’s flat, cos he’s a mate of mine.’

When Val heard this, he was totally gobsmacked. Basically, he’d heard the non-partisan truth for himself and realised that I was completely innocent. He uncocked his Magnum – it’s like a fucking hand cannon, by the way – and slipped back to the ghetto, piecing together the whole situation.

I know all this because Val caught up with me a few days later and said, ‘You know what, Stephen? I was in the bushes. I was gonna smoke you, but I heard the truth. If you woulda said, “So fucking what about Val, blah, blah, blah, and I wanted to rob him anyway,” I would’ve wiped you clean off the path.’ He would have, as well, all Magnumed-up, Dirty Harry-style. Did I feel lucky? Yes, indeed I did.

Anyway, I soon got nicked for the attempted murder of Marion. I made bail, but the police banished me to Wales, banned me from Liverpool and prohibited any contact with the community.

He gave me the strangest of looks, as if to say, ‘Who’s this guy? I don’t even know him.’

Then, I said, ‘It’s me, man. It’s me – Frenchie.’

Well, the guy fell on the floor and burst out laughing. That’s when he told me, ‘You look like “Afro Man”.’ If you remember the song ‘I was going to do my work but then I got high’, that’s what I looked like.

This little charade taught me the beauty of disguise – the fact that you can be right on top of somebody who has known you from birth, but they won’t even see you. I began to use this to great effect in my taxing by dressing up white men as police to gain entry into drug houses – my trusted friends: subterfuge and misdirection.

Anyway, it all got sorted. Someone had a word with Marion, and he withdrew his statement. He is actually my friend now, and I’m godfather to his 18-year-old daughter Rebecca. People are amazed that despite our history we’re close. Nevertheless, I have two words for them: crack cocaine. This drug can turn the most normal of people into the vilest of creatures. It can turn a devoted schoolteacher into a violent abuser of his pupils, a priest into a molester of his own flock and a middle-class student girl into a prostitute.

A few days later, the wife of one of my friends came into the club. She was a lovely girl – a churchgoer and a model mother who’d never once been unfaithful. She wore floating floral dresses, had a severe bob and liked to bake cakes. Anyway, she had a line of Charlie on her birthday when she was drunk, and the next minute we caught her in a cleaning cupboard upstairs having a three-piper with some of the doormen – one up the front, one up the back and one in the mouth. A three-piper with her goody two-shoes dress in ribbons and her cotton panties in shreds at her ankles as these monster bodybuilders threw her about.

It is a demon drug in more ways than one, and it was about to get me into a hell of a lot of trouble.