When we meet at Spa, next July, we must have
a great many serious conversations; in which I will pour out all my
experience of the world, and which, I hope, you will trust to, more
than to your own young notions of men and things. You will, in
time, discover most of them to have been erroneous; and, if you
follow them long, you will perceive your error too late; but if you
will be led by a guide, who, you are sure, does not mean to mislead
you, you will unite two things, seldom united, in the same person;
the vivacity and spirit of youth, with the caution and experience
of age.
Last Saturday, Sir Thomas Robinson, who had
been the King's Minister at Vienna, was declared Secretary of State
for the southern department, Lord Holderness having taken the
northern. Sir Thomas accepted it unwillingly, and, as I hear, with
a promise that he shall not keep it long. Both his health and
spirits are bad, two very disqualifying circumstances for that
employment; yours, I hope, will enable you, some time or other, to
go through with it. In all events, aim at it, and if you fail or
fall, let it at least be said of you, 'Magnis tamen excidit ausis'.
Adieu.
LETTER
CCI
LONDON, April 5,
1754
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received yesterday your
letter of the 20th March, from Manheim, with the inclosed for Mr.
Eliot; it was a very proper one, and I have forwarded it to him by
Mr. Harte, who sets out for Cornwall tomorrow morning.
I am very glad that you use yourself to
translations; and I do not care of what, provided you study the
correctness and elegance of your style. The "Life of Sextus
Quintus" is the best book of the innumerable books written by
Gregorio Leti, whom the Italians, very justly, call 'Leti caca
libro'. But I would rather that you chose some pieces of oratory
for your translations, whether ancient or modern, Latin or French,
which would give you a more oratorical train of thoughts and turn
of expression. In your letter to me you make use of two words,
which though true and correct English, are, however, from long
disuse, become inelegant, and seem now to be stiff, formal, and in
some degree scriptural; the first is the word NAMELY, which you
introduce thus, YOU INFORM ME OF A VERY AGREEABLE PIECE OF NEWS,
namely, THAT MY ELECTION IS SECURED. Instead of NAMELY, I would
always use WHICH IS, or THAT IS, that my-election is secured. The
other word is, MINE OWN INCLINATIONS: this is certainly correct
before a subsequent word that begins with a vowel; but it is too
correct, and is now disused as too formal, notwithstanding the
hiatus occasioned by MY OWN. Every language has its peculiarities;
they are established by usage, and whether right or wrong, they
must be complied with. I could instance many very absurd ones in
different languages; but so authorized by the 'jus et norma
loquendi', that they must be submitted to. NAMELY, and TO WIT, are
very good words in themselves, and contribute to clearness more
than the relatives which we now substitute in their room; but,
however, they cannot be used, except in a sermon or some very grave
and formal compositions. It is with language as with manners they
are both established by the usage of people of fashion; it must be
imitated, it must be complied with. Singularity is only pardonable
in old age and retirement; I may now be as singular as I please,
but you may not. We will, when we meet, discuss these and many
other points, provided you will give me attention and credit;
without both which it is to no purpose to advise either you or
anybody else.
I want to know your determination, where you
intend to (if I may use that expression) WHILE away your time till
the last week in June, when we are to meet at Spa; I continue
rather in the opinion which I mentioned to you formerly, in favor
of The Hague; but however, I have not the least objection to
Dresden, or to any other place that you may like better. If you
prefer the Dutch scheme, you take Treves and Coblentz in your way,
as also Dusseldorp: all which places I think you have not yet seen.
At Manheim you may certainly get good letters of recommendation to
the courts of the two Electors of Treves and Cologne, whom you are
yet unacquainted with; and I should wish you to know them all; for,
as I have often told you, 'olim haec meminisse juvabit'. There is
an utility in having seen what other people have seen, and there is
a justifiable pride in having seen what others have not seen. In
the former case, you are equal to others; in the latter, superior.
As your stay abroad will not now be very long, pray, while it
lasts, see everything and everybody you can, and see them well,
with care and attention. It is not to be conceived of what
advantage it is to anybody to have seen more things, people, and
countries, than other people in general have; it gives them a
credit, makes them referred to, and they become the objects of the
attention of the company. They are not out in any part of polite
conversation; they are acquainted with all the places, customs,
courts, and families that are likely to be mentioned; they are, as
Monsieur de Maupertuis justly observes, 'de tous les pays, comme
les savans, sont de tous les tems'. You have, fortunately, both
those advantages: the only remaining point is 'de savoir les faire
valoir', for without that one may as well not have them. Remember
that very true maxim of La Bruyere's, 'Qu'on ne vaut dans se monde
que ce qu'on veut valoir'. The knowledge of the world will teach
you to what degree you ought to show 'que vous valez'. One must by
no means, on one hand, be indifferent about it; as, on the other,
one must not display it with affectation, and in an overbearing
manner, but, of the two, it is better to show too much than too
little. Adieu.
LETTER
CCII
BATH, November 27,
1754
MY DEAR FRIEND: I heartily congratulate you
upon the loss of your political maidenhead, of which I have
received from others a very good account. I hear that you were
stopped for some time in your career; but recovered breath, and
finished it very well. I am not surprised, nor indeed concerned, at
your accident; for I remember the dreadful feeling of that
situation in myself; and as it must require a most uncommon share
of impudence to be unconcerned upon such an occasion, I am not sure
that I am not rather glad you stopped. You must therefore now think
of hardening yourself by degrees, by using yourself insensibly to
the sound of your own voice, and to the act (trifling as it seems)
of rising up and sitting down. Nothing will contribute so much to
this as committee work of elections at night, and of private bills
in the morning. There, asking short questions, moving for witnesses
to be called in, and all that kind of small ware, will soon fit you
to set up for yourself. I am told that you are much mortified at
your accident, but without reason; pray, let it rather be a spur
than a curb to you. Persevere, and, depend upon it, it will do well
at last. When I say persevere, I do not mean that you should speak
every day, nor in every debate. Moreover, I would not advise you to
speak again upon public matters for some time, perhaps a month or
two; but I mean, never lose view of that great object; pursue it
with discretion, but pursue it always. 'Pelotez en attendant
partie'. You know I have always told you that speaking in public
was but a knack, which those who apply to the most will succeed in
the best. Two old members, very good judges, have sent me
compliments upon this occasion; and have assured me that they
plainly find it will do; though they perceived, from that natural
confusion you were in, that you neither said all, nor perhaps what
you intended. Upon the whole, you have set out very well, and have
sufficient encouragement to go on. Attend; therefore, assiduously,
and observe carefully all that passes in the House; for it is only
knowledge and experience that can make a debater. But if you still
want comfort, Mrs.----I hope, will administer it to you; for, in my
opinion she may, if she will, be very comfortable; and with women,
as with speaking in parliament, perseverance will most certainly
prevail sooner or later.
What little I have played for here, I have
won; but that is very far from the considerable sum which you heard
of. I play every evening, from seven till ten, at a crown whist
party, merely to save my eyes from reading or writing for three
hours by candle-light. I propose being in town the week after next,
and hope to carry back with me much more health than I brought down
here. Good-night.
[Mr. Stanhope being returned to England, and
seeing his father almost every day, is the occasion of an
interruption of two years in their correspondence.]
1756-1758
LETTER CCIII
BATH, November 15, 1756
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received yours yesterday
morning together with the Prussian, papers, which I have read with
great attention. If courts could blush, those of Vienna and Dresden
ought, to have their falsehoods so publicly, and so undeniably
exposed. The former will, I presume, next year, employ an hundred
thousand men, to answer the accusation; and if the Empress of the
two Russias is pleased to argue in the same cogent manner, their
logic will be too strong for all the King of Prussia's rhetoric. I
well remember the treaty so often referred to in those pieces,
between the two Empresses, in 1746. The King was strongly pressed
by the Empress Queen to accede to it. Wassenaer communicated it to
me for that purpose. I asked him if there were no secret articles;
suspecting that there were some, because the ostensible treaty was
a mere harmless, defensive one. He assured me that there were none.
Upon which I told him, that as the King had already defensive
alliances with those two Empresses, I did not see of what use his
accession to this treaty, if merely a defensive one, could be,
either to himself or the other contracting parties; but that,
however, if it was only desired as an indication of the King's good
will, I would give him an act by which his Majesty should accede to
that treaty, as far, but no further, as at present he stood engaged
to the respective Empresses by the defensive alliances subsisting
with each. This offer by no means satisfied him; which was a plain
proof of the secret articles now brought to light, and into which
the court of Vienna hoped to draw us. I told Wassenaer so, and
after that I heard no more of his invitation.
I am still bewildered in the changes at
Court, of which I find that all the particulars are not yet fixed.
Who would have thought, a year ago, that Mr. Fox, the Chancellor,
and the Duke of Newcastle, should all three have quitted together?
Nor can I yet account for it; explain it to me if you can. I cannot
see, neither, what the Duke of Devonshire and Fox, whom I looked
upon as intimately united, can have quarreled about, with relation
to the Treasury; inform me, if you know. I never doubted of the
prudent versatility of your Vicar of Bray: But I am surprised at
O'Brien Windham's going out of the Treasury, where I should have
thought that the interest of his brother-in-law, George Grenville,
would have kept him.
Having found myself rather worse, these two
or three last days, I was obliged to take some ipecacuanha last
night; and, what you will think odd, for a vomit, I brought it all
up again in about an hour, to my great satisfaction and emolument,
which is seldom the case in restitutions.
You did well to go to the Duke of Newcastle,
who, I suppose, will have no more levees; however, go from time to
time, and leave your name at his door, for you have obligations to
him. Adieu.
LETTER
CCIV
BATH, December 14,
1756.
MY DEAR FRIEND: What can I say to you from
this place, where EVERY DAY IS STILL BUT AS THE FIRST, though by no
means so agreeably passed, as Anthony describes his to have been?
The same nothings succeed one another every day with me, as,
regularly and uniformly as the hours of the day. You will think
this tiresome, and so it is; but how can I help it? Cut off from
society by my deafness, and dispirited by my ill health, where
could I be better? You will say, perhaps, where could you be worse?
Only in prison, or the galleys, I confess. However, I see a period
to my stay here; and I have fixed, in my own mind, a time for my
return to London; not invited there by either politics or
pleasures, to both which I am equally a stranger, but merely to be
at home; which, after all, according to the vulgar saying, is home,
be it ever so homely.
The political settlement, as it is called,
is, I find, by no means settled; Mr. Fox, who took this place in
his way to his brother's, where he intended to pass a month, was
stopped short by an express, which he received from his connection,
to come to town immediately; and accordingly he set out from hence
very early, two days ago. I had a very long conversation with him,
in which he was, seemingly at least, very frank and communicative;
but still I own myself in the dark. In those matters, as in most
others, half knowledge (and mine is at most that) is more apt to
lead one into error, than to carry one to truth; and our own vanity
contributes to the seduction. Our conjectures pass upon us for
truths; we will know what we do not know, and often, what we cannot
know: so mortifying to our pride is the bare suspicion of
ignorance!
It has been reported here that the Empress
of Russia is dying; this would be a fortunate event indeed for the
King of Prussia, and necessarily produce the neutrality and
inaction, at least, of that great power; which would be a heavy
weight taken out of the opposite scale to the King of Prussia. The
'Augustissima' must, in that case, do all herself; for though
France will, no doubt, promise largely, it will, I believe, perform
but scantily; as it desires no better than that the different
powers of Germany should tear one another to pieces.
I hope you frequent all the courts: a man
should make his face familiar there. Long habit produces favor
insensibly; and acquaintance often does more than friendship, in
that climate where 'les beaux sentimens' are not the natural
growth.
Adieu! I am going to the ball, to save my
eyes from reading, and my mind from thinking.
LETTER
CCV
BATH, January 12,
1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: I waited quietly, to see
when either your leisure, or your inclinations, would al low you to
honor me with a letter; and at last I received one this morning,
very near a fortnight after you went from hence. You will say, that
you had no news to write me; and that probably may be true; but,
without news, one has always something to say to those with whom
one desires to have anything to do.
Your observation is very just with regard to
the King of Prussia, whom the most august House of Austria would
most unquestionably have poisoned a century or two ago. But now
that 'terras Astraea reliquit', kings and princes die of natural
deaths; even war is pusillanimously carried on in this degenerate
age; quarter is given; towns are taken, and the people spared: even
in a storm, a woman can hardly hope for the benefit of a rape.
Whereas (such was the humanity of former days) prisoners were
killed by thousands in cold blood, and the generous victors spared
neither man, woman, nor child. Heroic actions of this kind were
performed at the taking of Magdebourg. The King of Prussia is
certainly now in a situation that must soon decide his fate, and
make him Caesar or nothing. Notwithstanding the march of the
Russians, his great danger, in my mind, lies westward. I have no
great notions of Apraxin's abilities, and I believe many a Prussian
colonel would out-general him. But Brown, Piccolomini, Lucchese,
and many other veteran officers in the Austrian troops, are
respectable enemies.
Mr. Pitt seems to me to have almost as many
enemies to encounter as his Prussian Majesty. The late Ministry,
and the Duke's party, will, I presume, unite against him and his
Tory friends; and then quarrel among themselves again. His best, if
not his only chance of supporting himself would be, if he had
credit enough in the city, to hinder the advancing of the money to
any administration but his own; and I have met with some people
here who think that he has.
I have put off my journey from hence for a
week, but no longer. I find I still gain some strength and some
flesh here, and therefore I will not cut while the run is for
me.
By a letter which I received this morning
from Lady Allen, I observe that you are extremely well with her;
and it is well for you to be so, for she is an excellent and warm
puff.
'A propos' (an expression which is commonly
used to introduce whatever is unrelative to it) you should apply to
some of Lord Holderness's people, for the perusal of Mr. Cope's
letters. It would not be refused you; and the sooner you have them
the better. I do not mean them as models for your manner of
writing, but as outlines of the matter you are to write upon.
If you have not read Hume's "Essays" read
them; they are four very small volumes; I have just finished, and
am extremely pleased with them. He thinks impartially, deep, often
new; and, in my mind, commonly just. Adieu.
LETTER
CCVI
BLACKHEATH,
September 17, 1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: Lord Holderness has been so
kind as to communicate to me all the letters which he has received
from you hitherto, dated the 15th, 19th, 23d, and 26th August; and
also a draught of that which he wrote to you the 9th instant. I am
very well pleased with all your letters; and, what is better, I can
tell you that the King is so too; and he said, but three days ago,
to Monsieur Munchausen, HE (meaning you) SETS OUT VERY WELL, AND I
LIKE HIS LETTERS; PROVIDED THAT, LIKE MOST OF MY ENGLISH MINISTERS
ABROAD, HE DOES NOT GROW IDLE HEREAFTER. So that here is both
praise to flatter, and a hint to warn you. What Lord Holderness
recommends to you, being by the King's order, intimates also a
degree of approbation; for the BLACKER INK, AND THE LARGER
CHARACTER, show, that his Majesty, whose eyes are grown weaker,
intends to read all your letters himself. Therefore, pray do not
neglect to get the blackest ink you can; and to make your secretary
enlarge his hand, though 'd'ailleurs' it is a very good one.
Had I been to wish an advantageous situation
for you, and a good debut in it, I could not have wished you either
better than both have hitherto proved. The rest will depend
entirely upon yourself; and I own I begin to have much better hopes
than I had; for I know, by my own experience, that the more one
works, the more willing one is to work. We are all, more or less,
'des animaux d'habitude'. I remember very well, that when I was in
business, I wrote four or five hours together every day, more
willingly than I should now half an hour; and this is most certain,
that when a man has applied himself to business half the day, the
other half, goes off the more cheerfully and agreeably. This I
found so sensibly, when I was at The Hague, that I never tasted
company so well nor was so good company myself, as at the suppers
of my post days. I take Hamburg now to be 'le centre du refuge
Allemand'. If you have any Hanover 'refugies' among them, pray take
care to be particularly attentive to them. How do you like your
house? Is it a convenient one? Have the 'Casserolles' been employed
in it yet? You will find 'les petits soupers fins' less expensive,
and turn to better account, than large dinners for great
companies.
I hope you have written to the Duke of
Newcastle; I take it for granted that you have to all your brother
ministers of the northern department. For God's sake be diligent,
alert, active, and indefatigable in your business. You want nothing
but labor and industry to be, one day, whatever you please, in your
own way.
We think and talk of nothing here but Brest,
which is universally supposed to be the object of our great
expedition. A great and important object it is. I suppose the
affair must be brusque, or it will not do. If we succeed, it will
make France put some water to its wine. As for my own private
opinion, I own I rather wish than hope success. However, should our
expedition fail, 'Magnis tamen excidit ausis', and that will be
better than our late languid manner of making war.
To mention a person to you whom I am very
indifferent about, I mean myself, I vegetate still just as I did
when we parted; but I think I begin to be sensible of the autumn of
the year; as well as of the autumn of my own life. I feel an
internal awkwardness, which, in about three weeks, I shall carry
with me to the Bath, where I hope to get rid of it, as I did last
year. The best cordial I could take, would be to hear, from time to
time, of your industry and diligence; for in that case I should
consequently hear of your success. Remember your own motto, 'Nullum
numen abest si sit prudentia'. Nothing is truer. Yours.
LETTER
CCVII
BLACKHEATH,
September 23, 1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received but the day
before yesterday your letter of the 3d, from the headquarters at
Selsingen; and, by the way, it is but the second that I have
received from you since your arrival at Hamburg. Whatever was the
cause of your going to the army, I approve of the effect; for I
would have you, as much as possible, see everything that is to be
seen. That is the true useful knowledge, which informs and improves
us when we are young, and amuses us and others when we are old;
'Olim haec meminisse juvabit'. I could wish that you would (but I
know you will not) enter in a book, a short note only, of whatever
you see or hear, that is very remarkable: I do not mean a German
ALBUM stuffed with people's names, and Latin sentences; but I mean
such a book, as, if you do not keep now, thirty years hence you
would give a great deal of money to have kept. 'A propos de
bottes', for I am told he always wears his; was his Royal Highness
very gracious to you, or not? I have my doubts about it. The
neutrality which he has concluded with Marechal de Richelieu, will
prevent that bloody battle which you expected; but what the King of
Prussia will say to it is another point. He was our only ally; at
present, probably we have not one in the world. If the King of
Prussia can get at Monsieur de Soubize's, and the Imperial army,
before other troops have joined them, I think he will beat them but
what then? He has three hundred thousand men to encounter
afterward. He must submit; but he may say with truth, 'Si Pergama
dextra defendi potuissent'. The late action between the Prussians
and Russians has only thinned the human species, without giving
either party a victory; which is plain by each party's claiming it.
Upon my word, our species will pay very dear for the quarrels and
ambition of a few, and those by no means the most valuable part of
it. If the many were wiser than they are, the few must be quieter,
and would perhaps be juster and better than they are.
Hamburg, I find, swarms with Grafs,
Graffins, Fursts, and Furstins, Hocheits, and Durchlaugticheits. I
am glad of it, for you must necessarily be in the midst of them;
and I am still more glad, that, being in the midst of them, you
must necessarily be under some constraint of ceremony; a thing
which you do not love, but which is, however, very useful.
I desired you in my last, and I repeat it
again in this, to give me an account of your private and domestic
life.
How do you pass your evenings? Have they, at
Hamburg, what are called at Paris 'des Maisons', where one goes
without ceremony, sups or not, as one pleases? Are you adopted in
any society? Have you any rational brother ministers, and which?
What sort of things are your operas? In the tender, I doubt they do
not excel; for 'mein lieber schatz', and the other tendernesses of
the Teutonic language, would, in my mind, sound but indifferently,
set to soft music; for the bravura parts, I have a great opinion of
them; and 'das, der donner dich erschlage', must no doubt, make a
tremendously fine piece of 'recitativo', when uttered by an angry
hero, to the rumble of a whole orchestra, including drums,
trumpets, and French horns. Tell me your whole allotment of the
day, in which I hope four hours, at least, are sacred to writing;
the others cannot be better employed than in LIBERAL pleasures. In
short, give me a full account of yourself, in your un-ministerial
character, your incognito, without your 'fiocchi'. I love to see
those, in whom I interest myself, in their undress, rather than in
gala; I know them better so. I recommend to you, 'etiam atque
etiam', method and order in everything you undertake. Do you
observe it in your accounts? If you do not, you will be a beggar,
though you were to receive the appointments of a Spanish Ambassador
extraordinary, which are a thousand pistoles a month; and in your
ministerial business, if you have no regular and stated hours for
such and such parts of it, you will be in the hurry and confusion
of the Duke of N---, doing everything by halves, and nothing well,
nor soon. I suppose you 'have been feasted through the Corps
diplomatique at Hamburg, excepting Monsieur Champeaux; with whom,
however, I hope you live 'poliment et galamment', at all third
places.
Lord Loudon is much blamed here for his
'retraite des dix milles', for it is said that he had above that
number, and might consequently have acted offensively, instead of
retreating; especially as his retreat was contrary to the unanimous
opinion (as it is now said) of the council of war. In our Ministry,
I suppose, things go pretty quietly, for the D. of N. has not
plagued me these two months. When his Royal Highness comes over,
which I take it for granted he will do very soon, the great push
will, I presume, be made at his Grace and Mr. Pitt; but without
effect if they agree, as it is visibly their interest to do; and,
in that case, their parliamentary strength will support them
against all attacks. You may remember, I said at first, that the
popularity would soon be on the side of those who opposed the
popular Militia Bill; and now it appears so with a vengeance, in
almost every county in England, by the tumults and insurrections of
the people, who swear that they will not be enlisted. That silly
scheme must therefore be dropped, as quietly as may be. Now that I
have told you all that I know, and almost all that I think, I wish
you a good supper and a good-night.
LETTER
CCVIII
BLACKHEATH,
September 30, 1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: I have so little to do, that
I am surprised how I can find time to write to you so often. Do not
stare at the seeming paradox; for it is an undoubted truth, that
the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. One
yawns, one procrastinates, one can do it when one will, and
therefore one seldom does it at all; whereas those who have a great
deal of business, must (to use a vulgar expression) buckle to it;
and then they always find time enough to do it in. I hope your own
experience has by this time convinced you of this truth.
I received your last of the 8th. It is now
quite over with a very great man, who will still be a very great
man, though a very unfortunate one. He has qualities of the mind
that put him above the reach of these misfortunes; and if reduced,
as perhaps he may, to the 'marche' of Brandenburg, he will always
find in himself the comfort, and with all the world the credit, of
a philosopher, a legislator, a patron, and a professor of arts and
sciences. He will only lose the fame of a conqueror; a cruel fame,
that arises from the destruction of the human species. Could it be
any satisfaction to him to know, I could tell him, that he is at
this time the most popular man in this kingdom; the whole nation
being enraged at that neutrality which hastens and completes his
ruin. Between you and me, the King was not less enraged at it
himself, when he saw the terms of it; and it affected his health
more than all that had happened before. Indeed it seems to me a
voluntary concession of the very worst that could have happened in
the worst event. We now begin to think that our great and secret
expedition is intended for Martinico and St. Domingo; if that be
true, and we succeed in the attempt, we shall recover, and the
French lose, one of the most valuable branches of commerce-I mean
sugar. The French now supply all the foreign markets in Europe with
that commodity; we only supply ourselves with it. This would make
us some amends for our ill luck, or ill conduct in North America;
where Lord Loudon, with twelve thousand men, thought himself no
match for the French with but seven; and Admiral Holborne, with
seventeen ships of the line, declined attacking the French, because
they had eighteen, and a greater weight of METAL, according to the
new sea-phrase, which was unknown to Blake. I hear that letters
have been sent to both with very severe reprimands. I am told, and
I believe it is true, that we are negotiating with the Corsican, I
will not say rebels, but asserters of their natural rights; to
receive them, and whatever form of government they think fit to
establish, under our protection, upon condition of their delivering
up to us Port Ajaccio; which may be made so strong and so good a
one, as to be a full equivalent for the loss of Port Mahon. This
is, in my mind, a very good scheme; for though the Corsicans are a
parcel of cruel and perfidious rascals, they will in this case be
tied down to us by their own interest and their own danger; a solid
security with knaves, though none with fools. His Royal Highness
the Duke is hourly expected here: his arrival will make some
bustle; for I believe it is certain that he is resolved to make a
push at the Duke of N., Pitt and Co.; but it will be ineffectual,
if they continue to agree, as, to my CERTAIN KNOWLEDGE, they do at
present. This parliament is theirs, 'caetera quis nescit'?
Now that I have told you all that I know or
have heard, of public matters, let us talk of private ones that
more nearly and immediately concern us. Admit me to your fire-side,
in your little room; and as you would converse with me there, write
to me for the future from thence. Are you completely 'nippe' yet?
Have you formed what the world calls connections? that is, a
certain number of acquaintances whom, from accident or choice, you
frequent more than others: Have you either fine or well-bred women
there? 'Y a-t-il quelque bon ton'? All fat and fair, I presume; too
proud and too cold to make advances, but, at the same time, too
well-bred and too warm to reject them, when made by 'un honnete
homme avec des manieres'.
Mr.---is to be married, in about a month, to
Miss---. I am very glad of it; for, as he will never be a man of
the world, but will always lead a domestic and retired life, she
seems to have been made on purpose for him. Her natural turn is as
grave and domestic as his; and she seems to have been kept by her
aunts 'a la grace', instead of being raised in a hot bed, as most
young ladies are of late. If, three weeks hence, you write him a
short compliment of congratulation upon the occasion, he, his
mother, and 'tutti quanti', would be extremely pleased with it.
Those attentions are always kindly taken, and cost one nothing but
pen, ink, and paper. I consider them as draughts upon
good-breeding, where the exchange is always greatly in favor of the
drawer. 'A propos' of exchange; I hope you have, with the help of
your secretary, made yourself correctly master of all that sort of
knowledge-Course of Exchange, 'Agie, Banco, Reiche-Thalers', down
to 'Marien Groschen'. It is very little trouble to learn it; it is
often of great use to know it. Good-night, and God bless you!
LETTER
CCIX
BLACKHEATH, October
10, 1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: It is not without some
difficulty that I snatch this moment of leisure from my extreme
idleness, to inform you of the present lamentable and astonishing
state of affairs here, which you would know but imperfectly from
the public papers, and but partially from your private
correspondents. 'Or sus' then-Our in vincible Armada, which cost at
least half a million, sailed, as you know, some weeks ago; the
object kept an inviolable secret: conjectures various, and
expectations great. Brest was perhaps to be taken; but Martinico
and St. Domingo, at least. When lo! the important island of Aix was
taken without the least resistance, seven hundred men made
prisoners, and some pieces of cannon carried off. From thence we
sailed toward Rochfort, which it seems was our main object; and
consequently one should have supposed that we had pilots on board
who knew all the soundings and landing places there and
thereabouts: but no; for General M---t asked the Admiral if he
could land him and the troops near Rochfort? The Admiral said, with
great ease. To which the General replied, but can you take us on
board again? To which the Admiral answered, that, like all naval
operations, will depend upon the wind. If so, said the General,
I'll e'en go home again. A Council of War was immediately called,
where it was unanimously resolved, that it was ADVISABLE to return;
accordingly they are returned. As the expectations of the whole
nation had been raised to the highest pitch, the universal
disappointment and indignation have arisen in proportion; and I
question whether the ferment of men's minds was ever greater.
Suspicions, you may be sure, are various and endless, but the most
prevailing one is, that the tail of the Hanover neutrality, like
that of a comet, extended itself to Rochfort. What encourages this
suspicion is, that a French man of war went unmolested through our
whole fleet, as it lay near Rochfort. Haddock's whole story is
revived; Michel's representations are combined with other
circumstances; and the whole together makes up a mass of
discontent, resentment, and even fury, greater than perhaps was
ever known in this country before. These are the facts, draw your
own conclusions from them; for my part, I am lost in astonishment
and conjectures, and do not know where to fix. My experience has
shown me, that many things which seem extremely probable are not
true: and many which seem highly improbable are true; so that I
will conclude this article, as Josephus does almost every article
of his history, with saying, BUT OF THIS EVERY MAN WILL BELIEVE AS
HE THINKS PROPER. What a disgraceful year will this be in the
annals of this country! May its good genius, if ever it appears
again, tear out those sheets, thus stained and blotted by our
ignominy!
Our domestic affairs are, as far as I know
anything of them, in the same situation as when I wrote to you
last; but they will begin to be in motion upon the approach of the
session, and upon the return of the Duke, whose arrival is most
impatiently expected by the mob of London; though not to strew
flowers in his way.
I leave this place next Saturday, and London
the Saturday following, to be the next day at Bath. Adieu.
LETTER
CCX
LONDON, October 17,
1757.
MY DEAR FRIEND: Your last, of the 30th past,
was a very good letter; and I will believe half of what you assure
me, that you returned to the Landgrave's civilities. I cannot
possibly go farther than half, knowing that you are not lavish of
your words, especially in that species of eloquence called the
adulatory. Do not use too much discretion in profiting of the
Landgrave's naturalization of you; but go pretty often and feed
with him. Choose the company of your superiors, whenever you can
have it; that is the right and true pride. The mistaken and silly
pride is, to PRIMER among inferiors.
Hear, O Israel! and wonder. On Sunday
morning last, the Duke gave up his commission of Captain General
and his regiment of guards. You will ask me why? I cannot tell you,
but I will tell you the causes assigned; which, perhaps, are none
of them the true ones. It is said that the King reproached him with
having exceeded his powers in making the Hanover Convention, which
his R. H. absolutely denied, and threw up thereupon. This is
certain, that he appeared at the drawing-room at Kensington, last
Sunday, after having quitted, and went straight to Windsor; where,
his people say, that he intends to reside quietly, and amuse
himself as a private man. But I conjecture that matters will soon
be made up again, and that he will resume his employments. You will
easily imagine the speculations this event has occasioned in the
public; I shall neither trouble you nor myself with relating them;
nor would this sheet of paper, or even a quire more, contain them.
Some refine enough to suspect that it is a concerted quarrel, to
justify SOMEBODY TO SOMEBODY, with regard to the Convention; but I
do not believe it.
His R. H.'s people load the Hanover
Ministers, and more particularly our friend Munchausen here, with
the whole blame; but with what degree of truth I know not. This
only is certain, that the whole negotiation of that affair was
broached and carried on by the Hanover Ministers and Monsieur
Stemberg at Vienna, absolutely unknown to the English Ministers,
till it was executed. This affair combined (for people will combine
it) with the astonishing return of our great armament, not only 're
infecta', but even 'intentata', makes such a jumble of reflections,
conjectures, and refinements, that one is weary of hearing them.
Our Tacituses and Machiavels go deep, suspect the worst, and,
perhaps, as they often do, overshoot the mark. For my own part, I
fairly confess that I am bewildered, and have not certain
'postulata' enough, not only to found any opinion, but even to form
conjectures upon: and this is the language which I think you should
hold to all who speak to you, as to be sure all will, upon that
subject. Plead, as you truly may, your own ignorance; and say, that
it is impossible to judge of those nice points, at such a distance,
and without knowing all circumstances, which you cannot be supposed
to do. And as to the Duke's resignation; you should, in my opinion,
say, that perhaps there might be a little too much vivacity in the
case, but that, upon the whole, you make no doubt of the thing's
being soon set right again; as, in truth, I dare say it will. Upon
these delicate occasions, you must practice the ministerial shrugs
and 'persiflage'; for silent gesticulations, which you would be
most inclined to, would not be sufficient: something must be said,
but that something, when analyzed, must amount to nothing. As for
instance, 'Il est vrai qu'on s'y perd, mais que voulez-vous que je
vous dise?-il y a bien du pour et du contre; un petit Resident ne
voit gueres le fond du sac.-Il faut attendre.-Those sort of
expletives are of infinite use; and nine people in ten think they
mean something. But to the Landgrave of Hesse I think you would do
well to say, in seeming confidence, that you have good reason to
believe that the principal objection of his Majesty to the
convention was that his Highness's interests, and the affair of his
troops, were not sufficiently considered in it. To the Prussian
Minister assert boldly that you know 'de science certaine', that
the principal object of his Majesty's and his British Ministry's
intention is not only to perform all their present engagements with
his Master, but to take new and stronger ones for his support; for
this is true-AT LEAST AT PRESENT.
You did very well in inviting Comte Bothmar
to dine with you. You see how minutely I am informed of your
proceedings, though not from yourself. Adieu.
I go to Bath next Saturday; but direct your
letters, as usual, to London.
LETTER
CCXI
BATH, October 26,
1757.
MY DEAR FRIEND: I arrived here safe, but far
from sound, last Sunday. I have consequently drunk these waters but
three days, and yet I find myself something better for them. The
night before I left London. I was for some hours at Newcastle
House, where the letters, which came that morning, lay upon the
table: and his Grace singled out yours with great approbation, and,
at the same time, assured me of his Majesty's approbation, too. To
these two approbations I truly add my own, which, 'sans vanite',
may perhaps be near as good as the other two. In that letter you
venture 'vos petits raisonnemens' very properly, and then as
properly make an excuse for doing so. Go on so, with diligence, and
you will be, what I began to despair of your ever being, SOMEBODY.
I am persuaded, if you would own the truth, that you feel yourself
now much better satisfied with yourself than you were while you did
nothing.
Application to business, attended with
approbation and success, flatters and animates the mind: which, in
idleness and inaction, stagnates and putrefies. I could wish that
every rational man would, every night when he goes to bed, ask
himself this question, What have I done to-day? Have I done
anything that can be of use to myself or others? Have I employed my
time, or have I squandered it? Have I lived out the day, or have I
dozed it away in sloth and laziness? A thinking being must be
pleased or confounded, according as he can answer himself these
questions. I observe that you are in the secret of what is
intended, and what Munchausen is gone to Stade to prepare; a bold
and dangerous experiment in my mind, and which may probably end in
a second volume to the "History of the Palatinate," in the last
century. His Serene Highness of Brunswick has, in my mind, played a
prudent and saving game; and I am apt to believe that the other
Serene Highness, at Hamburg, is more likely to follow his example
than to embark in the great scheme.
I see no signs of the Duke's resuming his
employments; but on the contrary I am assured that his Majesty is
coolly determined to do as well as he can without him. The Duke of
Devonshire and Fox have worked hard to make up matters in the
closet, but to no purpose. People's self-love is very apt to make
them think themselves more necessary than they are: and I shrewdly
suspect, that his Royal Highness has been the dupe of that
sentiment, and was taken at his word when he least suspected it;
like my predecessor, Lord Harrington, who when he went into the
closet to resign the seals, had them not about him: so sure he
thought himself of being pressed to keep them.
The whole talk of London, of this place, and
of every place in the whole kingdom, is of our great, expensive,
and yet fruitless expedition; I have seen an officer who was there,
a very sensible and observing man: who told me that had we
attempted Rochfort, the day after we took the island of Aix, our
success had been infallible; but that, after we had sauntered (God
knows why) eight or ten days in the island, he thinks the attempt
would have been impracticable, because the French had in that time
got together all the troops in that neighborhood, to a very
considerable number. In short, there must have been some secret in
that whole affair that has not yet transpired; and I cannot help
suspecting that it came from Stade. WE had not been successful
there; and perhaps WE were not desirous that an expedition, in
which WE had neither been concerned nor consulted, should prove so;
M--t was OUR creature, and a word to the wise will sometimes go a
great way. M--t is to have a public trial, from which the public
expects great discoveries-Not I.
Do you visit Soltikow, the Russian Minister,
whose house, I am told, is the great scene of pleasures at Hamburg?
His mistress, I take for granted, is by this time dead, and he
wears some other body's shackles. Her death comes with regard to
the King of Prussia, 'comme la moutarde apres diner'. I am curious
to see what tyrant will succeed her, not by divine, but by military
right; for, barbarous as they are now, and still more barbarous as
they have been formerly, they have had very little regard to the
more barbarous notion of divine, indefeasible, hereditary
right.
The Praetorian bands, that is, the guards, I
presume, have been engaged in the interests of the Imperial Prince;
but still I think that little John of Archangel will be heard upon
this occasion, unless prevented by a quieting draught of hemlock or
nightshade; for I suppose they are not arrived to the politer and
genteeler poisons of Acqua Tufana,-[Acqua Tufana, a Neapolitan slow
poison, resembling clear water, and invented by a woman at Naples,
of the name of Tufana.]-sugar-plums, etc.
Lord Halifax has accepted his old
employment, with the honorary addition of the Cabinet Council. And
so we heartily wish you a goodnight.
LETTER
CCXII
BATH, November 4,
1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: The Sons of Britain, like
those of Noah, must cover their parent's shame as well as they can;
for to retrieve its honor is now too late. One would really think
that our ministers and generals were all as drunk as the Patriarch
was. However, in your situation, you must not be Cham; but spread
your cloak over our disgrace, as far as it will go. M--t calls
aloud for a public trial; and in that, and that only, the public
agree with him. There will certainly be one, but of what kind is
not yet fixed. Some are for a parliamentary inquiry, others for a
martial one; neither will, in my opinion, discover the true secret;
for a secret there most unquestionably is. Why we stayed six whole
days in the island of Aix, mortal cannot imagine; which time the
French employed, as it was obvious they would, in assembling their
troops in the neighborhood of Rochfort, and making our attempt then
really impracticable. The day after we had taken the island of Aix,
your friend, Colonel Wolf, publicly offered to do the business with
five hundred men and three ships only. In all these complicated
political machines there are so many wheels, that it is always
difficult, and sometimes im possible, to guess which of them gives
direction to the whole. Mr. Pitt is convinced that the principal
wheels, or, if you will, the spoke in his wheel, came from Stade.
This is certain, at least that M--t was the man of confidence with
that person. Whatever be the truth of the case, there is, to be
sure, hitherto an 'hiatus valde deflendus'.
The meeting of the parliament will certainly
be very numerous, were it only from curiosity: but the majority on
the side of the Court will, I dare say, be a great one. The people
of the late Captain-general, however inclined to oppose, will be
obliged to concur. Their commissions, which they have no desire to
lose, will make them tractable; for those gentlemen, though all men
of honor, are of Sosia's mind, 'que le vrai Amphitrion est celui ou
l'on dine'. The Tories and the city have engaged to support Pitt;
the Whigs, the Duke of Newcastle; the independent and the
impartial, as you well know, are not worth mentioning. It is said
that the Duke intends to bring the affair of his Convention into
parliament, for his own justification; I can hardly believe it; as
I cannot conceive that transactions so merely electoral can be
proper objects of inquiry or deliberation for a British parliament;
and, therefore, should such a motion be made, I presume it will be
immediately quashed. By the commission lately given to Sir John
Ligonier, of General and Commander-in-chief of all his Majesty's
forces in Great Britain, the door seems to be not only shut, but
bolted, against his Royal Highness's return; and I have good reason
to be convinced that that breach is irreparable. The reports of
changes in the Ministry, I am pretty sure, are idle and groundless.
The Duke of Newcastle and Mr. Pitt really agree very well; not, I
presume, from any sentimental tenderness for each other, but from a
sense that it is their mutual interest: and, as the late
Captain-general's party is now out of the question, I do not see
what should produce the least change.
The visit made lately to Berlin was, I dare
say, neither a friendly nor an inoffensive one. The Austrians
always leave behind them pretty lasting monuments of their visits,
or rather visitations: not so much, I believe, from their thirst of
glory, as from their hunger of prey.
This winter, I take for granted, must
produce a piece of some kind or another; a bad one for us, no
doubt, and yet perhaps better than we should get the year after. I
suppose the King of Prussia is negotiating with France, and
endeavoring by those means to get out of the scrape with the loss
only of Silesia, and perhaps Halberstadt, by way of indemnification
to Saxony; and, considering all circumstances, he would be well off
upon those terms. But then how is Sweden to be satisfied? Will the
Russians restore Memel? Will France have been at all this expense
'gratis'? Must there be no acquisition for them in Flanders? I dare
say they have stipulated something of that sort for themselves, by
the additional and secret treaty, which I know they made, last May,
with the Queen of Hungary. Must we give up whatever the French
please to desire in America, besides the cession of Minorca in
perpetuity? I fear we must, or else raise twelve millions more next
year, to as little purpose as we did this, and have consequently a
worse peace afterward. I turn my eyes away, as much as I can, from
this miserable prospect; but, as a citizen and member of society,
it recurs to my imagination, notwithstanding all my endeavors to
banish it from my thoughts. I can do myself nor my country no good;
but I feel the wretched situation of both; the state of the latter
makes me better bear that of the former; and, when I am called away
from my station here, I shall think it rather (as Cicero says of
Crassus) 'mors donata quam vita erepta'.
I have often desired, but in vain, the favor
of being admitted into your private apartment at, Hamburg, and of
being informed of your private life there. Your mornings, I hope
and believe, are employed in business; but give me an account of
the remainder of the day, which I suppose is, and ought to be,
appropriated to amusements and pleasures. In what houses are you
domestic? Who are so in yours? In short, let me in, and do not be
denied to me.
Here I am, as usual, seeing few people, and
hearing fewer; drinking the waters regularly to a minute, and am
something the better for them. I read a great deal, and vary
occasionally my dead company. I converse with grave folios in the
morning, while my head is clearest and my attention strongest: I
take up less severe quartos after dinner; and at night I choose the
mixed company and amusing chit-chat of octavos and duodecimos. 'Ye
tire parti de tout ce gue je puis'; that is my philosophy; and I
mitigate, as much as I can, my physical ills by diverting my
attention to other objects.
Here is a report that Admiral Holborne's
fleet is destroyed, in a manner, by a storm: I hope it is not true,
in the full extent of the report; but I believe it has suffered.
This would fill up the measure of our misfortunes. Adieu.
LETTER
CCXIII
BATH, November 20,
1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: I write to you now, because
I love to write to you; and hope that my letters are welcome to
you; for otherwise I have very little to inform you of. The King of
Prussia's late victory you are better informed, of than we are
here. It has given infinite joy to the unthinking public, who are
not aware that it comes too late in the year and too late in the
war, to be attended with any very great consequences. There are six
or seven thousand of the human species less than there were a month
ago, and that seems to me to be all. However, I am glad of it, upon
account of the pleasure and the glory which it gives the King of
Prussia, to whom I wish well as a man, more than as a king. And
surely he is so great a man, that had he lived seventeen or
eighteen hundred years ago, and his life been transmitted to us in
a language that we could not very well understand-I mean either
Greek or Latin-we should have talked of him as we do now of your
Alexanders, your Caesars, and others; with whom, I believe, we have
but a very slight acquaintance. 'Au reste', I do not see that his
affairs are much mended by this victory. The same combination of
the great Powers of Europe against him still subsists, and must at
last prevail. I believe the French army will melt away, as is
usual, in Germany; but this army is extremely diminished by
battles, fatigues, and desertion: and he will find great
difficulties in recruiting it from his own already exhausted
dominions. He must therefore, and to be sure will, negotiate
privately with the French, and get better terms that way than he
could any other.
The report of the three general officers,
the Duke of Marlborough, Lord George Sackville, and General
Waldegrave, was laid before the King last Saturday, after their
having sat four days upon M--t's affair: nobody yet knows what it
is; but it is generally believed that M--t will be brought to a
court-martial. That you may not mistake this matter, as MOST people
here do, I must explain to you, that this examination before the
three above-mentioned general officers, was by no means a trial;
but only a previous inquiry into his conduct, to see whether there
was, or was not, cause to bring him to a regular trial before a
court-martial. The case is exactly parallel to that of a grand
jury; who, upon a previous and general examination, find, or do not
find, a bill to bring the matter before the petty jury; where the
fact is finally tried. For my own part, my opinion is fixed upon
that affair: I am convinced that the expedition was to be defeated;
and nothing that can appear before a court-martial can make me
alter that opinion. I have been too long acquainted with human
nature to have great regard for human testimony; and a very great
degree of probability, supported by various concurrent
circumstances, conspiring in one point, will have much greater
weight with me, than human testimony upon oath, or even upon honor;
both which I have frequently seen considerably warped by private
views.
The parliament, which now stands prorogued
to the first of next month, it is thought will be put off for some
time longer, till we know in what light to lay before it the state
of our alliance with Prussia, since the conclusion of the Hanover
neutrality; which, if it did not quite break it, made at least a
great flaw in it.
The birth-day was neither fine nor crowded;
and no wonder, since the King was that day seventy-five. The old
Court and the young one are much better together since the Duke's
retirement; and the King has presented the Prince of Wales with a
service of plate.
I am still UNWELL, though I drink these
waters very regularly. I will stay here at least six weeks longer;
where I am much quieter than I should be allowed to be in town.
When things are in such a miserable situation as they are at
present, I desire neither to be concerned nor consulted, still less
quoted. Adieu!
LETTER
CCXIV
BATH, November 26,
1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received by the last mail
your short account of the King of Prussia's victory; which victory,
contrary to custom, turns out more complete than it was at first
reported to be. This appears by an intercepted letter from Monsieur
de St. Germain to Monsieur d'Affry, at The Hague, in which he tells
him, 'Cette arme est entierement fondue', and lays the blame, very
strongly, upon Monsieur de Soubize. But, be it greater or be it
less, I am glad of it; because the King of Prussia (whom I honor
and almost adore) I am sure is. Though 'd'ailleurs', between you
and me, 'ou est-ce que cela mene'? To nothing, while that
formidable union of three great Powers of Europe subsists against
him, could that be any way broken, something might be done; without
which nothing can. I take it for granted that the King of Prussia
will do all he can to detach France. Why should not we, on our
part, try to detach Russia? At least, in our present distress,
'omnia tentanda', and sometimes a lucky and unexpected hit turns
up. This thought came into my head this morning; and I give it to
you, not as a very probable scheme, but as a possible one, and
consequently worth trying. The year of the Russian subsidies
(nominally paid by the Court of Vienna, but really by France) is
near expired. The former probably cannot, and perhaps the latter
will not, renew them. The Court of Petersburg is beggarly, profuse,
greedy, and by no means scrupulous. Why should not we step in
there, and out-bid them? If we could, we buy a great army at once;
which would give an entire new turn to the affairs of that part of
the world at least. And if we bid handsomely, I do not believe the
'bonne foi' of that Court would stand in the way. Both our Court
and our parliament would, I am very sure, give a very great sum,
and very cheerfully, for this purpose. In the next place, Why
should not you wriggle yourself, if possible, into so great a
scheme? You are, no doubt, much acquainted with the Russian
Resident, Soltikow; Why should you not sound him, as entirely from
yourself, upon this subject? You may ask him, What, does your Court
intend to go on next year in the pay of France, to destroy the
liberties of all Europe, and throw universal monarchy into the
hands of that already great and always ambitious Power? I know you
think, or at least call yourselves, the allies of the Empress
Queen; but is it not plain that she will be, in the first place,
and you in the next, the dupes of France? At this very time you are
doing the work of France and Sweden: and that for some miserable
subsidies, much inferior to those which I am sure you might have,
in a better cause, and more consistent with the true interest of
Russia. Though not empowered, I know the manner of thinking of my
own Court so well upon this subject, that I will venture to promise
you much better terms than those you have now, without the least
apprehensions of being disavowed. Should he listen to this, and
what more may occur to you to say upon this subject, and ask you,
'En ecrirai je d ma cour? Answer him, 'Ecrivez, ecrivex, Monsieur
hardiment'. Je prendrai tout cela sur moi'. Should this happen, as
perhaps, and as I heartily wish it may, then write an exact
relation of it to your own Court. Tell them that you thought the
measure of such great importance, that you could not help taking
this little step toward bringing it about; but that you mentioned
it only as from yourself, and that you have not in the least
committed them by it. If Soltikow lends himself in any degree to
this, insinuate that, in the present situation of affairs, and
particularly of the King's Electoral dominions, you are very sure
that his Majesty would have 'une reconnoissance sans bornes' for
ALL those by whose means so desirable a revival of an old and long
friendship should be brought about. You will perhaps tell me that,
without doubt, Mr. Keith's instructions are to the same effect: but
I will answer you, that you can, IF YOU PLEASE, do it better than
Mr. Keith; and in the next place that, be all that as it will, it
must be very advantageous to you at home, to show that you have at
least a contriving head, and an alertness in business.
I had a letter by the last post, from the
Duke of Newcastle, in which he congratulates me, in his own name
and in Lord Hardwicke's, upon the approbation which your dispatches
give, not only to them two, but to OTHERS. This success, so early,
should encourage your diligence and rouse your ambition if you have
any; you may go a great way, if you desire it, having so much time
before you.
I send you here inclosed the copy of the
Report of the three general officers, appointed to examine
previously into the conduct of General M--t; it is ill written, and
ill spelled, but no matter; you will decipher it. You will observe,
by the tenor of it, that it points strongly to a court-martial;
which, no doubt, will soon be held upon him. I presume there will
be no shooting in the final sentence; but I do suppose there will
be breaking, etc.
I have had some severe returns of my old
complaints last week, and am still unwell; I cannot help it.
A friend of yours arrived here three days
ago; she seems to me to be a serviceable strong-bodied bay mare,
with black mane and tail; you easily guess who I mean. She is come
with mamma, and without 'caro sposo'.
Adieu! my head will not let me go on
longer.
LETTER
CCXV
BATH, December 31,
1757
MY DEAR FRIEND: I have this moment received
your letter of the 18th, with the inclosed papers. I cannot help
observing that, till then, you never acknowledged the receipt of
any one of my letters.
I can easily conceive that party spirit,
among your brother ministers at Hamburg, runs as high as you
represent it, because I can easily believe the errors of the human
mind; but at the same time I must observe, that such a spirit is
the spirit of little minds and subaltern ministers, who think to
atone by zeal for their want of merit and importance. The political
differences of the several courts should never influence the
personal behavior of their several ministers toward one another.
There is a certain 'procede noble et galant', which should always
be observed among the ministers of powers even at war with each
other, which will always turn out to the advantage of the ablest,
who will in those conversations find, or make, opportunities of
throwing out, or of receiving useful hints. When I was last at The
Hague, we were at war with both France and Spain; so that I could
neither visit, nor be visited by, the Ministers of those two
Crowns; but we met every day, or dined at third places, where we
embraced as personal friends, and trifled, at the same time, upon
our being political enemies; and by this sort of badinage I
discovered some things which I wanted to know. There is not a more
prudent maxim than to live with one's enemies as if they may one
day become one's friends; as it commonly happens, sooner or later,
in the vicissitudes of political affairs.
To your question, which is a rational and
prudent one, Whether I was authorized to give you the hints
concerning Russia by any people in power here, I will tell you that
I was not: but, as I had pressed them to try what might be done
with Russia, and got Mr. Keith to be dispatched there some months
sooner than otherwise, I dare say he would, with the proper
instructions for that purpose. I wished that, by the hints I gave
you, you might have got the start of him, and the merit, at least,
of having 'entame' that matter with Soltikow. What you have to do
with him now, when you meet with him at any third place, or at his
own house (where you are at liberty to go, while Russia has a
Minister in London, and we a Minister at Petersburg), is, in my
opinion, to say to him, in an easy cheerful manner, 'He bien,
Monsieur, je me flatte que nous serons bientot amis publics, aussi
bien qu'amis personels'. To which he will probably ask, Why, or
how? You will reply, Because you know that Mr. Keith is gone to his
Court with instructions, which you think must necessarily be
agreeable there. And throw out to him that nothing but a change of
their present system can save Livonia to Russia; for that he cannot
suppose that, when the Swedes shall have recovered Pomerania they
will long leave Russia in quiet possession of Livonia.
If he is so much a Frenchman as you say, he
will make you some weak answers to this; but, as you will have the
better of the argument on your side, you may remind him of the old
and almost uninterrupted connection between France and Sweden, the
inveterate enemy of Russia. Many other arguments will naturally
occur to you in such a conversation, if you have it. In this case,
there is a piece of ministerial art, which is sometimes of use; and
that is, to sow jealousies among one's enemies, by a seeming
preference shown to some one of them. Monsieur Hecht's reveries are
reveries indeed. How should his Master have made the GOLDEN
ARRANGEMENTS which he talks of, and which are to be forged into
shackles for General Fermor? The Prussian finances are not in a
condition now to make such expensive arrangements. But I think you
may tell Monsieur Hecht, in confidence, that you hope the
instructions with which you know that Mr. Keith is gone to
Petersburg, may have some effect upon the measures of that
Court.
I would advise you to live with that same
Monsieur Hecht in all the confidence, familiarity, and connection,
which prudence will allow. I mean it with regard to the King of
Prussia himself, by whom I could wish you to be known and esteemed
as much as possible. It may be of use to you some day or other. If
man, courage, conduct, constancy, can get the better of all the
difficulties which the King of Prussia has to struggle with, he
will rise superior to them. But still, while his alliance subsists
against him, I dread 'les gros escadrons'. His last victory, of the
5th, was certainly the completest that has been heard of these many
years. I heartily wish the Prince of Brunswick just such a one over
Monsieur de Richelieu's army; and that he may take my old
acquaintance the Marechal, and send him over here to polish and
perfume us.
I heartily wish you, in the plain, home-spun
style, a great number of happy new years, well employed in forming
both your mind and your manners, to be useful and agreeable to
yourself, your country, and your friends! That these wishes are
sincere, your secretary's brother will, by the time of your
receiving this, have remitted you a proof, from Yours.
LETTER
CCXVI
LONDON, February 8,
1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received by the same post
your two letters of the 13th and 17th past; and yesterday that of
the 27th, with the Russian manifesto inclosed, in which her
Imperial Majesty of all the Russias has been pleased to give every
reason, except the true one, for the march of her troops against
the King of Prussia. The true one, I take it to be, that she has
just received a very great sum of money from France, or the Empress
queen, or both, for that purpose. 'Point d'argent, point de Russe',
is now become a maxim. Whatever may be the motive of their march,
the effects must be bad; and, according to my speculations, those
troops will replace the French in Hanover and Lower Saxony; and the
French will go and join the Austrian army. You ask me if I still
despond? Not so much as I did after the battle of Colen: the
battles of Rosbach and Lissa were drams to me, and gave me some
momentary spirts: but though I do not absolutely despair, I own I
greatly distrust. I readily allow the King of Prussia to be 'nec
pluribus impar'; but still, when the 'plures' amount to a certain
degree of plurality, courage and abilities must yield at last.
Michel here assures me that he does not mind the Russians; but, as
I have it from the gentleman's own mouth, I do not believe him. We
shall very soon send a squadron to the Baltic to entertain the
Swedes; which I believe will put an end to their operations in
Pomerania; so that I have no great apprehensions from that quarter;
but Russia, I confess, sticks in my stomach.
Everything goes smoothly in parliament; the
King of Prussia has united all our parties in his support; and the
Tories have declared that they will give Mr. Pitt unlimited credit
for this session; there has not been one single division yet upon
public points, and I believe will not. Our American expedition is
preparing to go soon; the dis position of that affair seems to me a
little extraordinary. Abercrombie is to be the sedantary, and not
the acting commander; Amherst, Lord Howe, and Wolfe, are to be the
acting, and I hope the active officers. I wish they may agree.
Amherst, who is the oldest officer, is under the influence of the
same great person who influenced Mordaunt, so much to honor and
advantage of this country. This is most certain, that we have force
enough in America to eat up the French alive in Canada, Quebec, and
Louisburg, if we have but skill and spirit enough to exert it
properly; but of that I am modest enough to doubt.
When you come to the egotism, which I have
long desired you to come to with me, you need make no excuses for
it. The egotism is as proper and as satisfactory to one's friends,
as it is impertinent and misplaced with strangers. I desire to see
you in your every-day clothes, by your fireside, in your pleasures;
in short, in your private life; but I have not yet been able to
obtain this. Whenever you condescend to do it, as you promise,
stick to truth; for I am not so uninformed of Hamburg as perhaps
you may think.
As for myself, I am very UNWELL, and very
weary of being so; and with little hopes, at my age, of ever being
otherwise. I often wish for the end of the wretched remnant of my
life; and that wish is a rational one; but then the innate
principle of self-preservation, wisely implanted in our natures for
obvious purposes, opposes that wish, and makes us endeavor to spin
out our thread as long as we can, however decayed and rotten it may
be; and, in defiance of common sense, we seek on for that chymic
gold, which beggars us when old.
Whatever your amusements, or pleasures, may
be at Hamburg, I dare say you taste them more sensibly than ever
you did in your life, now that you have business enough to whet
your appetite to them. Business, one-half of the day, is the best
preparation for the pleasures of the other half. I hope, and
believe, that it will be with you as it was with an apothecary whom
I knew at Twickenham. A considerable estate fell to him by an
unexpected accident; upon which he thought it decent to leave off
his business; accordingly he generously gave up his shop and his
stock to his head man, set up his coach, and resolved to live like
a gentleman; but, in less than a month, the man, used to business,
found, that living like a gentleman was dying of ennui; upon which
he bought his shop and stock, resumed his trade, and lived very
happily, after he had something to do. Adieu.
LETTER
CCXVII
LONDON, February
24, 1758
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received yesterday your
letter of the 2d instant, with the inclosed; which I return you,
that there may be no chasm in your papers. I had heard before of
Burrish's death, and had taken some steps thereupon; but I very
soon dropped that affair, for ninety-nine good reasons; the first
of which was, that nonody is to go in his room, and that, had he
lived, he was to have been recalled from Munich. But another
reason, more flattering for you, was, that you could not be spared
from Hamburg. Upon the whole, I am not sorry for it, as the place
where you are now is the great entrepot of business; and, when it
ceases to be so, you will necessarily go to some of the courts in
the neighborhood (Berlin, I hope and believe), which will be a much
more desirable situation than to rush at Munich, where we can never
have any business beyond a subsidy. Do but go on, and exert
yourself were you are, and better things will soon follow.
Surely the inaction of our army at Hanover
continues too long. We expected wonders from it some time ago, and
yet nothing is attempted. The French will soon receive
reinforcements, and then be too strong for us; whereas they are now
most certainly greatly weakened by desertion, sickness, and deaths.
Does the King of Prussia send a body of men to our army or not? or
has the march of the Russians cut him out work for all his troops?
I am afraid it has. If one body of Russians joins the Austrian army
in Moravia, and another body the Swedes in Pomerania, he will have
his hands very full, too full, I fear. The French say they will
have an army of 180,000 men in Germany this year; the Empress Queen
will have 150,000; if the Russians have but 40,000, what can resist
such a force? The King of Prussia may say, indeed, with more
justice than ever any one person could before him, 'Moi. Medea
superest'.
You promised the some egotism; but I have
received none yet. Do you frequent the Landgrave? 'Hantex vous les
grands de la terre'? What are the connections of the evening? All
this, and a great deal more of this kind, let me know in your
next.
The House of Commons is still very
unanimous. There was a little popular squib let off this week, in a
motion of Sir John Glynne's, seconded by Sir John Philips, for
annual parliaments. It was a very cold scent, and put an end to by
a division of 190 to 70.
Good-night. Work hard, that you may divert
yourself well.
LETTER
CCXVIII
LONDON, March 4,
1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: I should have been much more
surprised at the contents of your letter of the 17th past, if I had
not happened to have seen Sir C. W., about three or four hours
before I received it. I thought he talked in an extraordinary
manner; he engaged that the King of Prussia should be master of
Vienna in the month of May; and he told me that you were very much
in love with his daughter. Your letter explained all this to me;
and next day, Lord and Lady E---gave me innumerable instances of
his frenzy, with which I shall not trouble you. What inflamed it
the more (if it did not entirely occasion it) was a great quantity
of cantharides, which, it seems, he had taken at Hamburgh, to
recommend himself, I suppose, to Mademoiselle John. He was let
blood four times on board the ship, and has been let blood four
times since his arrival here; but still the inflammation continues
very high. He is now under the care of his brothers, who do not let
him go abroad. They have written to this same Mademoiselle John, to
prevent if they can, her coming to England, and told her the case;
which, when she hears she must be as mad as he is, if she takes the
journey. By the way, she must be 'une dame aventuriere', to receive
a note for 10,000 roubles from a man whom she had known but three
days! to take a contract of marriage, knowing he was married
already; and to engage herself to follow him to England. I suppose
this is not the first adventure of the sort which she has
had.
After the news we received yesterday, that
the French had evacuated Hanover, all but Hamel, we daily expect
much better. We pursue them, we cut them off 'en detail', and at
last we destroy their whole army. I wish it may happen; and,
moreover, I think it not impossible.
My head is much out of order, and only
allows me to wish you good-night.
LETTER
CCXIX
LONDON, March 22,
1758
MY DEAR FRIEND: I have now your letter of
the 8th lying before me, with the favorable account of our progress
in Lower Saxony, and reasonable prospect of more decisive success.
I confess I did not expect this, when my friend Munchausen took his
leave of me, to go to Stade, and break the neutrality; I thought it
at least a dangerous, but rather a desperate undertaking; whereas,
hitherto, it has proved a very fortunate one. I look upon the
French army as 'fondue'; and, what with desertion, deaths, and
epidemical distempers, I dare say not a third of it will ever
return to France. The great object is now, what the Russians can or
will do; and whether the King of Prussia can hinder their junction
with the Austrians, by beating either, before they join. I will
trust him for doing all that can be done.
Sir C. W. is still in confinement, and, I
fear, will always be so, for he seems 'cum ratione insanire'; the
physicians have collected all he has said and done that indicated
an alienation of mind, and have laid it before him in writing; he
has answered it in writing too, and justifies himself in the most
plausible arguments than can possibly be urged. He tells his
brother, and the few who are allowed to see him, that they are such
narrow and contracted minds themselves, that they take those for
mad who have a great and generous way of thinking; as, for
instance, when he determined to send his daughter over to you in a
fortnight, to be married, without any previous agreement or
settlements, it was because he had long known you, and loved you as
a man of sense and honor; and therefore would not treat with you as
with an attorney. That as for Mademoiselle John, he knew her merit
and her circumstances; and asks, whether it is a sign of madness to
have a due regard for the one, and a just compassion for the other.
I will not tire you with enumerating any more instances of the poor
man's frenzy; but conclude this subject with pitying him, and poor
human nature, which holds its reason by so precarious a tenure. The
lady, who you tell me is set out, 'en sera pour la seine et les
fraix du voyage', for her note is worth no more than her contract.
By the way, she must be a kind of 'aventuriere', to engage so
easily in such an adventure with a man whom she had not known above
a week, and whose 'debut' of 10,000 roubles showed him not to be in
his right senses.
You will probably have seen General Yorke,
by this time, in his way to Berlin or Breslau, or wherever the King
of Prussia may be. As he keeps his commission to the States
General, I presume he is not to stay long with his Prussian
Majesty; but, however, while he is there, take care to write to him
very constantly, and to give all the information you can. His
father, Lord Hardwicke, is your great puff: he commends your office
letters, exceedingly. I would have the Berlin commission your
object, in good time; never lose view of it. Do all you can to
recommend yourself to the King of Prussia on your side of the
water, and to smooth your way for that commission on this; by the
turn which things have taken of late, it must always be the most
important of all foreign commissions from hence.
I have no news to send you, as things here
are extremely quiet; so, good-night.
LETTER
CCXX
LONDON, April 25,
1758.
DEAR FRIEND: I am now two letters in your
debt, which I think is the first time that ever I was so, in the
long course of our correspondence. But, besides that my head has
been very much out of order of late, writing is by no means that
easy thing that it was to me formerly. I find by experience, that
the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most
intimately united; and when the one suffers, the other sympathizes.
'Non sum qualis eram': neither my memory nor my invention are now
what they formerly were. It is in a great measure my own fault; I
cannot accuse Nature, for I abused her; and it is reasonable I
should suffer for it.
I do not like the return of the impression
upon your lungs; but the rigor of the cold may probably have
brought it upon you, and your lungs not in fault. Take care to live
very cool, and let your diet be rather low.
We have had a second winter here, more
severe than the first, at least it seemed so, from a premature
summer that we had, for a fortnight, in March; which brought
everything forward, only to be destroyed. I have experienced it at
Blackheath, where the promise of fruit was a most flattering one,
and all nipped in the bud by frost and snow, in April. I shall not
have a single peach or apricot.
I have nothing to tell you from hence
concerning public affairs, but what you read in the newspapers.
This only is extraordinary: that last week, in the House of
Commons, above ten millions were granted, and the whole Hanover
army taken into British pay, with but one single negative, which
was Mr. Viner's.
Mr. Pitt gains ground in the closet, and yet
does not lose it in the public. That is new.
Monsieur Kniphausen has dined with me; he is
one of the prettiest fellows I have seen; he has, with a great deal
of life and fire, 'les manieres d'un honnete homme, et le ton de la
Parfaitement bonne compagnie'. You like him yourself; try to be
like him: it is in your power.
I hear that Mr. Mitchel is to be recalled,
notwithstanding the King of Prussia's instances to keep him. But
why, is a secret that I cannot penetrate.
You will not fail to offer the Landgrave,
and the Princess of Hesse (who I find are going home), to be their
agent and commissioner at Hamburg.
I cannot comprehend the present state of
Russia, nor the motions of their armies. They change their generals
once a week; sometimes they march with rapidity, and now they lie
quiet behind the Vistula. We have a thousand stories here of the
interior of that government, none of which I believe. Some say,
that the Great Duke will be set aside.
Woronzoff is said to be entirely a
Frenchman, and that Monsieur de l'Hopital governs both him and the
court. Sir C. W. is said, by his indiscretions, to have caused the
disgrace of Bestuchef, which seems not impossible. In short,
everything of every kind is said, because, I believe, very little
is truly known. 'A propos' of Sir C. W.; he is out of confinement,
and gone to his house in the country for the whole summer. They say
he is now very cool and well. I have seen his Circe, at her window
in Pall-Mall; she is painted, powdered, curled, and patched, and
looks 'l'aventure'. She has been offered, by Sir C. W--'s friends,
L500 in full of all demands, but will not accept of it. 'La
comtesse veut plaider', and I fancy 'faire autre chose si elle
peut. Jubeo to bene valere.
LETTER
CCXXI
BLACKHEATH, May 18,
O. S. 1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: I have your letter of the
9th now before me, and condole with you upon the present solitude
and inaction of Hamburg. You are now shrunk from the dignity and
importance of a consummate minister, to be but, as it were, a
common man. But this has, at one time or another, been the case of
most great men; who have not always had equal opportunities of
exerting their talents. The greatest must submit to the
capriciousness of fortune; though they can, better than others,
improve the favorable moments. For instance, who could have
thought, two years ago, that you would have been the Atlas of the
Northern Pole; but the Good Genius of the North ordered it so; and
now that you have set that part of the globe right, you return to
'otium cum dignitate'. But to be serious: now that you cannot have
much office business to do, I could tell you what to do, that would
employ you, I should think, both usefully and agreeably. I mean,
that you should write short memoirs of that busy scene, in which
you have been enough concerned, since your arrival at Hamburg, to
be able to put together authentic facts and anecdotes. I do not
know whether you will give yourself the trouble to do it or not;
but I do know, that if you will, 'olim hcec meminisse juvabit'. I
would have them short, but correct as to facts and dates.
I have told Alt, in the strongest manner,
your lamentations for the loss of the House of Cassel, 'et il en
fera rapport a son Serenissime Maitre'. When you are quite idle (as
probably you may be, some time this summer), why should you not ask
leave to make a tour to Cassel for a week? which would certainly be
granted you from hence, and which would be looked upon as a 'bon
procede' at Cassel.
The King of Prussia is probably, by this
time, at the gates of Vienna, making the Queen of Hungary really do
what Monsieur de Bellisle only threatened; sign a peace upon the
ramparts of her capital. If she is obstinate, and will not, she
must fly either to Presburg or to Inspruck, and Vienna must fall.
But I think he will offer her reasonable conditions enough for
herself; and I suppose, that, in that case, Caunitz will be
reasonable enough to advise her to accept of them. What turn would
the war take then? Would the French and Russians carry it on
without her? The King of Prussia, and the Prince of Brunswick,
would soon sweep them out of Germany. By this time, too, I believe,
the French are entertained in America with the loss of Cape Breton;
and, in consequence of that, Quebec; for we have a force there
equal to both those undertakings, and officers there, now, that
will execute what Lord L---never would so much as attempt. His
appointments were too considerable to let him do anything that
might possibly put an end to the war. Lord Howe, upon seeing
plainly that he was resolved to do nothing, had asked leave to
return, as well as Lord Charles Hay.
We have a great expedition preparing, and
which will soon be ready to sail from the Isle of Wight; fifteen
thousand good troops, eighty battering cannons, besides mortars,
and every other thing in abundance, fit for either battle or siege.
Lord Anson desired, and is appointed, to command the fleet employed
upon this expedition; a proof that it is not a trifling one.
Conjectures concerning its destination are infinite; and the most
ignorant are, as usual, the boldest conjecturers. If I form any
conjectures, I keep them to myself, not to be disproved by the
event; but, in truth, I form none: I might have known, but would
not.
Everything seems to tend to a peace next
winter: our success in America, which is hardly doubtful, and the
King of Prussia's in Germany, which is as little so, will make
France (already sick of the expense of the war) very tractable for
a peace. I heartily wish it: for though people's heads are half
turned with the King of Prussia's success, and will be quite
turned, if we have any in America, or at sea, a moderate peace will
suit us better than this immoderate war of twelve millions a
year.
Domestic affairs go just as they did; the
Duke of Newcastle and Mr. Pitt jog on like man and wife; that is,
seldom agreeing, often quarreling; but by mutual interest, upon the
whole, not parting. The latter, I am told, gains ground in the
closet; though he still keeps his strength in the House, and his
popularity in the public; or, perhaps, because of that.
Do you hold your resolution of visiting your
dominions of Bremen and Lubeck this summer? If you do, pray take
the trouble of informing yourself correctly of the several
constitutions and customs of those places, and of the present state
of the federal union of the Hanseatic towns: it will do you no
harm, nor cost you much trouble; and it is so much clear gain on
the side of useful knowledge.
I am now settled at Blackheath for the
summer; where unseasonable frost and snow, and hot and parching
east winds, have destroyed all my fruit, and almost my fruit-trees.
I vegetate myself little better than they do; I crawl about on foot
and on horseback; read a great deal, and write a little; and am
very much yours.
LETTER
CCXXII
BLACKHEATH, May 30,
1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: I have no letter from you to
answer, so this goes to you unprovoked. But 'a propos' of letters;
you have had great honor done you, in a letter from a fair and
royal hand, no less than that of her Royal Highness the Princess of
Cassel; she has written your panegyric to her sister, Princess
Amelia, who sent me a compliment upon it. This has likewise done
you no harm with the King, who said gracious things upon that
occasion. I suppose you had for her Royal Highness those attentions
which I wish to God you would have, in due proportions, for
everybody. You see, by this instance, the effects of them; they are
always repaid with interest. I am more confirmed by this in
thinking, that, if you can conveniently, you should ask leave to go
for a week to Cassel, to return your thanks for all favors
received.
I cannot expound to myself the conduct of
the Russians. There must be a trick in their not marching with more
expedition. They have either had a sop from the King of Prussia, or
they want an animating dram from France and Austria. The King of
Prussia's conduct always explains itself by the events; and, within
a very few days, we must certainly hear of some very great stroke
from that quarter. I think I never in my life remember a period of
time so big with great events as the present: within two months the
fate of the House of Austria will probably be decided: within the
same space of time, we shall certainly hear of the taking of Cape
Breton, and of our army's proceeding to Quebec within a few days we
shall know the good or ill success of our great expedition; for it
is sailed; and it cannot be long before we shall hear something of
the Prince of Brunswick's operations, from whom I also expect good
things. If all these things turn out, as there is good reason to
believe they will, we may once, in our turn, dictate a reasonable
peace to France, who now pays seventy per cent insurance upon its
trade, and seven per cent for all the money raised for the service
of the year.
Comte Bothmar has got the small-pox, and of
a bad kind. Kniphausen diverts himself much here; he sees all
places and all people, and is ubiquity itself. Mitchel, who was
much threatened, stays at last at Berlin, at the earnest request of
the King of Prussia. Lady is safely delivered of a son, to the
great joy of that noble family. The expression, of a woman's having
brought her husband a son, seems to be a proper and cautious one;
for it is never said from whence.
I was going to ask you how you passed your
time now at Hamburg, since it is no longer the seat of strangers
and of business; but I will not, because I know it is to no
purpose. You have sworn not to tell me.
Sir William Stanhope told me that you
promised to send him some Old Hock from Hamburg, and so you did
not. If you meet with any superlatively good, and not else, pray
send over a 'foudre' of it, and write to him. I shall have a share
in it. But unless you find some, either at Hamburg or at Bremen,
uncommonly and almost miracuously good, do not send any. Dixi.
Yours.
LETTER
CCXXIII
BLACKHEATH, June
13, 1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: The secret is out: St. Malo
is the devoted place. Our troops began to land at the Bay of
Cancale the 5th, without any opposition. We have no further
accounts yet, but expect some every moment. By the plan of it,
which I have seen, it is by no means a weak place; and I fear there
will be many hats to be disposed of, before it is taken. There are
in the port above thirty privateers; about sixteen of their own,
and about as many taken from us. 237
Now for Africa, where we have had great
success. The French have been driven out of all their forts and
settlements upon the Gum coast, and upon the river Senegal. They
had been many years in possession of them, and by them annoyed our
African trade exceedingly; which, by the way, 'toute proportion
gardee', is the most lucrative trade we have. The present booty is
likewise very considerable, in gold dust, and gum Seneca; which is
very valuable, by being a very necessary commodity, for all our
stained and printed linens.
Now for America. The least sanguine people
here expect, the latter end of this month or the beginning of the
next, to have the account of the taking of Cape Breton, and of all
the forts with hard names in North America.
Captain Clive has long since settled Asia to
our satisfaction; so that three parts of the world look very
favorable for us. Europe, I submit to the care of the King of
Prussia and Prince Ferdinand of Brunswick; and I think they will
give a good account of it. France is out of luck, and out of
courage; and will, I hope, be enough out of spirits to submit to a
reasonable peace. By reasonable, I mean what all people call
reasonable in their own case; an advantageous one for us.
I have set all right with Munchausen; who
would not own that he was at all offended, and said, as you do,
that his daughter did not stay long enough, nor appear enough at
Hamburg, for you possibly to know that she was there. But people
are always ashamed to own the little weaknesses of self-love,
which, however, all people feel more or less. The excuse, I saw,
pleased.
I will send you your quadrille tables by the
first opportunity, consigned to the care of Mr. Mathias here.
'Felices faustaeque sint! May you win upon them, when you play with
men; and when you play with women, either win or know why you
lose.
Miss---marries Mr.----next week. WHO
PROFFERS LOVE, PROFFERS DEATH, says Weller to a dwarf: in my
opinion, the conclusion must instantly choak the little lady.
Admiral marries Lady; there the danger, if danger is, will be on
the other side. The lady has wanted a man so long, that she now
compounds for half a one. Half a loaf-
I have been worse since my last letter; but
am now, I think, recovering; 'tant va la cruche a l'eau';-and I
have been there very often.
Good-night. I am faithfully and truly
yours.
LETTER
CCXXIV
BLACKHEATH, June
27, 1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: You either have received
already, or will very soon receive, a little case from Amsterdam,
directed to you at Hamburg. It is for Princess Ameba, the King of
Prussia's sister, and contains some books which she desired Sir
Charles Hotham to procure her from England, so long ago as when he
was at Berlin: he sent for them immediately; but, by I do not know
what puzzle, they were recommended to the care of Mr. Selwyn, at
Paris, who took such care of them, that he kept them near three
years in his warehouse, and has at last sent them to Amsterdam,
from whence they are sent to you. If the books are good for
anything, they must be considerably improved, by having seen so
much of the world; but, as I believe they are English books,
perhaps they may, like English travelers, have seen nobody, but the
several bankers to whom they were consigned: be that as it will, I
think you had best deliver them to Monsieur Hecht, the Prussian
Minister at Hamburg, to forward to her Royal Highness, with a
respectful compliment from you, which you will, no doubt, turn in
the best manner, and 'selon le bon ton de la parfaitement bonne
compagnie'.
You have already seen, in the papers, all
the particulars of our St. Malo's expedition, so I say no more of
that; only that Mr. Pitt's friends exult in the destruction of
three French ships of war, and one hundred and thirty privateers
and trading ships; and affirm that it stopped the march of
threescore thousand men, who were going to join the Comte de
Clermont's army. On the other hand, Mr. Fox and company call it
breaking windows with guineas; and apply the fable of the Mountain
and the Mouse. The next object of our fleet was to be the
bombarding of Granville, which is the great 'entrepot' of their
Newfoundland fishery, and will be a considerable loss to them in
that branch of their trade. These, you will perhaps say, are no
great matters, and I say so too; but, at least, they are signs of
life, which we had not given them for many years before; and will
show the French, by our invading them, that we do not fear their
invading us. Were those invasions, in fishing-boats from Dunkirk,
so terrible as they were artfully represented to be, the French
would have had an opportunity of executing them, while our fleet,
and such a considerable part of our army, were employed upon their
coast. BUT MY LORD LIGONIER DOES NOT WANT AN ARMY AT HOME.
The parliament is prorogued by a most
gracious speech neither by nor from his Majesty, who was TOO ILL to
go to the House; the Lords and Gentlemen are, consequently, most of
them, gone to their several counties, to do (to be sure) all the
good that is recommended to them in the speech. London, I am told,
is now very empty, for I cannot say so from knowledge. I vegetate
wholly here. I walk and read a great deal, ride and scribble a
little, according as my lead allows, or my spirits prompt; to write
anything tolerable, the mind must be in a natural, proper
disposition; provocatives, in that case, as well as in another,
will only produce miserable, abortive performances.
Now that you have (as I suppose) full
leisure enough, I wish you would give yourself the trouble, or
rather pleasure, to do what I hinted to you some time ago; that is,
to write short memoirs of those affairs which have either gone
through your hands, or that have come to your certain knowledge,
from the inglorious battle of Hastenbeck, to the still more
scandalous Treaty of Neutrality. Connect, at least, if it be by
ever so short notes, the pieces and letters which you must
necessarily have in your hands, and throw in the authentic
anecdotes that you have probably heard. You will be glad when you
have done it: and the reviving past ideas, in some order and
method, will be an infinite comfort to you hereafter. I have a
thousand times regretted not having done so; it is at present too
late for me to begin; this is the right time for you, and your life
is likely to be a busy one. Would young men avail themselves of the
advice and experience of their old friends, they would find the
utility in their youth, and the comfort of it in their more
advanced age; but they seldom consider that, and you, less than
anybody I ever knew. May you soon grow wiser! Adieu.
LETTER
CCXXV
BLACKHEATH, June
30, 1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: This letter follows my last
very close; but I received yours of the 15th in the short interval.
You did very well not to buy any Rhenish, at the exorbitant price
you mention, without further directions; for both my brother and I
think the money better than the wine, be the wine ever so good. We
will content our selves with our stock in hand of humble Rhenish,
of about three shillings a-bottle. However, 'pour la rarity du
fait, I will lay out twelve ducats', for twelve bottles of the wine
of 1665, by way of an eventual cordial, if you can obtain a
'senatus consultum' for it. I am in no hurry for it, so send it me
only when you can conveniently; well packed up 's'entend'.
You will, I dare say, have leave to go to
Cassel; and if you do go, you will perhaps think it reasonable,
that I, who was the adviser of the journey, should pay the expense
of it. I think so too; and therefore, if you go, I will remit the
L100 which you have calculated it at. You will find the House of
Cassel the house of gladness; for Hanau is already, or must be
soon, delivered of its French guests.
The Prince of Brunswick's victory is, by all
the skillful, thought a 'chef d'oeuvre', worthy of Turenne, Conde,
or the most illustrious human butchers. The French behaved better
than at Rosbach, especially the Carabiniers Royaux, who could not
be 'entames'. I wish the siege of Olmutz well over, and a victory
after it; and that, with good news from America, which I think
there is no reason to doubt of, must procure us a good peace at the
end of the year. The Prince of Prussia's death is no public
misfortune: there was a jealousy and alienation between the King
and him, which could never have been made up between the possessor
of the crown and the next heir to it. He will make something of his
nephew, 's'il est du bois don't on en fait'. He is young enough to
forgive, and to be forgiven, the possession and the expectative, at
least for some years.
Adieu! I am UNWELL, but affectionately
yours.
LETTER
CCXXVI
BLACKHEATH, July
18, 1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: Yesterday I received your
letter of the 4th; and my last will have informed you that I had
received your former, concerning the Rhenish, about which I gave
you instructions. If 'vinum Mosellanum est omni tempore sanum', as
the Chapter of Treves asserts, what must this 'vinum Rhenanum' be,
from its superior strength and age? It must be the universal
panacea.
Captain Howe is to sail forthwith somewhere
or another, with about 8,000 land forces on board him; and what is
much more, Edward the White Prince. It is yet a secret where they
are going; but I think it is no secret, that what 16,000 men and a
great fleet could not do, will not be done by 8,000 men and a much
smaller fleet. About 8,500 horse, foot, and dragoons, are
embarking, as fast as they can, for Embden, to reinforce Prince
Ferdinand's army; late and few, to be sure, but still better than
never, and none. The operations in Moravia go on slowly, and Olmutz
seems to be a tough piece of work; I own I begin to be in pain for
the King of Prussia; for the Russians now march in earnest, and
Marechal Dann's army is certainly superior in number to his. God
send him a good delivery!
You have a Danish army now in your
neighborhood, and they say a very fine one; I presume you will go
to see it, and, if you do, I would advise you to go when the Danish
Monarch comes to review it himself; 'pour prendre langue de ce
Seigneur'. The rulers of the earth are all worth knowing; they
suggest moral reflections: and the respect that one naturally has
for God's vicegerents here on earth, is greatly increased by
acquaintance with them.
Your card-tables are gone, and they inclose
some suits of clothes, and some of these clothes inclose a
letter.
Your friend Lady---is gone into the country
with her Lord, to negotiate, coolly and at leisure, their intended
separation. My Lady insists upon my Lord's dismissing the---, as
ruinous to his fortune; my Lord insists, in his turn, upon my
Lady's dismissing Lord-----; my Lady replies, that that is
unreasonable, since Lord creates no expense to the family, but
rather the contrary. My Lord confesses that there is some weight in
this argument: but then pleads sentiment: my Lady says, a
fiddlestick for sentiment, after having been married so long. How
this matter will end, is in the womb of time, 'nam fuit ante
Helenam'.
You did very well to write a congratulatory
letter to Prince Ferdinand; such attentions are always right, and
always repaid in some way or other.
I am glad you have connected your
negotiations and anecdotes; and, I hope, not with your usual
laconism. Adieu! Yours.
LETTER
CCXXVII
BLACKHEATH, August
1, 1758
MY DEAR FRIEND: I think the Court of Cassel
is more likely to make you a second visit at Hamburg, than you are
to return theirs at Cassel; and therefore, till that matter is
clearer, I shall not mention it to Lord Holderness.
By the King of Prussia's disappointment in
Moravia, by the approach of the Russians, and the intended march of
Monsieur de Soubize to Hanover, the waters seem to me to be as much
troubled as ever. 'Je vois tres noir actuellement'; I see swarms of
Austrians, French, Imperialists, Swedes, and Russians, in all near
four hundred thousand men, surrounding the King of Prussia and
Prince Ferdinand, who have about a third of that number. Hitherto
they have only buzzed, but now I fear they will sting.
The immediate danger of this country is
being drowned; for it has not ceased raining these three months,
and withal is extremely cold. This neither agrees with me in
itself, nor in its consequences; for it hinders me from taking my
necessary exercise, and makes me very unwell. As my head is always
the part offending, and is so at present, I will not do, like many
writers, write without a head; so adieu.
LETTER
CCXXVIII
BLACKHEATH, August
29, 1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: Your secretary's last letter
brought me the good news that the fever had left you, and I will
believe that it has: but a postscript to it, of only two lines,
under your own hand, would have convinced me more effectually of
your recovery. An intermitting fever, in the intervals of the
paroxysms, would surely have allowed you to have written a few
lines with your own hand, to tell me how you were; and till I
receive a letter (as short as you please) from you yourself, I
shall doubt of the exact truth of any other accounts.
I send you no news, because I have none;
Cape Breton, Cherbourg, etc., are now old stories; we expect a new
one soon from Commodore Howe, but from whence we know not. From
Germany we hope for good news: I confess I do not, I only wish it.
The King of Prussia is marched to fight the Russians, and I believe
will beat them, if they stand; but what then? What shall he do
next, with the three hundred and fourscore thousand men now
actually at work upon him? He will do all that man can do, but at
last 'il faut succomber'.
Remember to think yourself less well than
you are, in order to be quite so; be very regular, rather longer
than you need; and then there will be no danger of a relapse. God
bless you.
LETTER
CCXXIX
BLACKHEATH,
September 5, 1758
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received, with great
pleasure, your letter of the 22d August; for, by not having a line
from you in your secretary's two letters, I suspect that you were
worse than he cared to tell me; and so far I was in the right, that
your fever was more malignant than intermitting ones generally are,
which seldom confines people to their bed, or at most, only the
days of the paroxysms. Now that, thank God, you are well again,
though weak, do not be in too much haste to be better and stronger:
leave that to nature, which, at your age, will restore both your
health and strength as soon as she should. Live cool for a time,
and rather low, instead of taking what they call heartening things:
Your manner of making presents is noble, 'et sent la grandeur d'ame
d'un preux Chevalier'. You depreciate their value to prevent any
returns; for it is impossible that a wine which has counted so many
Syndicks, that can only be delivered by a 'senatus consultum', and
is the PANACEA Of the North, should be sold for a ducat a bottle.
The 'sylphium' of the Romans, which was stored up in the public
magazines, and only distributed by order of the magistrate, I dare
say, cost more; so that I am convinced, your present is much more
valuable than you would make it.
Here I am interrupted, by receiving your
letter of the 25th past. I am glad that you are able to undertake
your journey to Bremen: the motion, the air, the new scene, the
everything, will do you good, provided you manage yourself
discreetly.
Your bill for fifty pounds shall certainly
be accepted and paid; but, as in conscience I think fifty pounds is
too little, for seeing a live Landgrave, and especially at Bremen,
which this whole nation knows to be a very dear place, I shall,
with your leave, add fifty more to it. By the way, when you see the
Princess Royal of Cassel, be sure to tell her how sensible you are
of the favorable and too partial testimony, which you know she
wrote of you to Princess Amelia.
The King of Prussia has had the victory,
which you in some measure foretold; and as he has taken 'la caisse
militaire', I presume 'Messieurs les Russes sont hors de combat
pour cette campagne'; for 'point d'argent, point de Suisse', is not
truer of the laudable Helvetic body, than 'point d'argent, point de
Russe', is of the savages of the Two Russias, not even excepting
the Autocratrice of them both. Serbelloni, I believe, stands next
in his Prussian Majesty's list to be beaten; that is, if he will
stand; as the Prince de Soubize does in Prince Ferdinand's, upon
the same condition. If both these things happen, which is by no
means improbable, we may hope for a tolerable peace this winter;
for, 'au bout du compte', the King of Prussia cannot hold out
another year; and therefore he should make the best of these
favorable events, by way negotiation.
I think I have written a great deal, with an
actual giddiness of head upon me. So adieu.
I am glad you have received my letter of the
Ides of July.
LETTER
CCXXX
BLACKHEATH,
September 8, 1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: This letter shall be short,
being only an explanatory note upon my last; for I am not learned
enough, nor yet dull enough, to make my comment much longer than my
text. I told you then, in my former letter, that, with your leave
(which I will suppose granted), I would add fifty pounds to your
draught for that sum; now, lest you should misunderstand this, and
wait for the remittance of that additional fifty from hence, know
then my meaning was, that you should likewise draw upon me for it
when you please; which I presume, will be more convenient to
you.
Let the pedants, whose business it is to
believe lies, or the poets, whose trade it is to invent them, match
the King of Prussia With a hero in ancient or modern story, if they
can. He disgraces history, and makes one give some credit to
romances. Calprenede's Juba does not now seem so absurd as
formerly.
I have been extremely ill this whole summer;
but am now something better. However, I perceive, 'que l'esprit et
le corps baissent'; the former is the last thing that anybody will
tell me; or own when I tell it them; but I know it is true.
Adieu.
LETTER
CCXXXI
BLACKHEATH,
September 22, 1758
MY DEAR FRIEND: I have received no letter
from you since you left Hamburg; I presume that you are perfectly
recovered, but it might not have been improper to have told me so.
I am very far from being recovered; on the contrary, I am worse and
worse, weaker and weaker every day; for which reason I shall leave
this place next Monday, and set out for Bath a few days afterward.
I should not take all this trouble merely to prolong the fag end of
a life, from which I can expect no pleasure, and others no utility;
but the cure, or at least the mitigation, of those physical ills
which make that life a load while it does last, is worth any
trouble and attention.
We are come off but scurvily from our second
attempt upon St. Malo; it is our last for this season; and, in my
mind, should be our last forever, unless we were to send so great a
sea and land force as to give us a moral certainty of taking some
place of great importance, such as Brest, Rochefort, or
Toulon.
Monsieur Munchausen embarked yesterday, as
he said, for Prince Ferdinand's army; but as it is not generally
thought that his military skill can be of any great use to that
prince, people conjecture that his business must be of a very
different nature, and suspect separate negotiations, neutralities,
and what not. Kniphausen does not relish it in the least, and is by
no means satisfied with the reasons that have been given him for
it. Before he can arrive there, I reckon that something decisive
will have passed in Saxony; if to the disadvantage of the King of
Prussia, he is crushed; but if, on the contrary, he should get a
complete victory (and he does not get half victories) over the
Austrians, the winter may probably produce him and us a reasonable
peace. I look upon Russia as 'hors de combat' for some time; France
is certainly sick of the war; under an unambitious King, and an
incapable Ministry, if there is one at all: and, unassisted by
those two powers, the Empress Queen had better be quiet. Were any
other man in the situation of the King of Prussia, I should not
hesitate to pronounce him ruined; but he is such a prodigy of a
man, that I will only say, I fear he will be ruined. It is by this
time decided.
Your Cassel court at Bremen is, I doubt, not
very splendid; money must be wanting: but, however, I dare say
their table is always good, for the Landgrave is a gourmand; and as
you are domestic there, you may be so too, and recruit your loss of
flesh from your fever: but do not recruit too fast. Adieu.
LETTER
CCXXXII
LONDON, September
26, 1758
MY DEAR FRIEND: I am sorry to find that you
had a return of your fever; but to say the truth, you in some
measure deserved it, for not carrying Dr. Middleton's bark and
prescription with you. I foresaw that you would think yourself
cured too soon, and gave you warning of it; but BYGONES are
BYGONES, as Chartres, when he was dying, said of his sins; let us
look forward. You did very prudently to return to Hamburg, to good
bark, and, I hope, a good physician. Make all sure there before you
stir from thence, notwithstanding the requests or commands of all
the princesses in Europe: I mean a month at least, taking the bark
even to supererogation, that is, some time longer than Dr.
Middleton requires; for, I presume, you are got over your
childishness about tastes, and are sensible that your health
deserves more attention than your palate. When you shall be thus
re-established, I approve of your returning to Bremen; and indeed
you cannot well avoid it, both with regard to your promise, and to
the distinction with which you have been received by the Cassel
family.
Now to the other part of your letter. Lord
Holdernesse has been extremely civil to you, in sending you, all
under his own hand, such obliging offers of his service. The hint
is plain, that he will (in case you desire it) procure you leave to
come home for some time; so that the single question is, whether
you should desire it or not, NOW. It will be two months before you
can possibly undertake the journey, whether by sea or by land, and
either way it would be a troublesome and dangerous one for a
convalescent in the rigor of the month of November; you could drink
no mineral waters here in that season, nor are any mineral waters
proper in your case, being all of them heating, except Seltzer's;
then, what would do you more harm than all medicines could do you
good, would be the pestilential vapors of the House of Commons, in
long and crowded days, of which there will probably be many this
session; where your attendance, if here, will necessarily be
required. I compare St. Stephen's Chapel, upon those days, to 'la
Grotta del Cane'.
Whatever may be the fate of the war now,
negotiations will certainly be stirring all the winter, and of
those, the northern ones, you are sensible, are not the least
important; in these, if at Hamburg, you will probably have your
share, and perhaps a meritorious one. Upon the whole, therefore, I
would advise you to write a very civil letter to Lord Holdernesse;
and to tell him that though you cannot hope to be of any use to his
Majesty's affairs anywhere, yet, in the present unsettled state of
the North, it is possible that unforeseen accidents may throw in
your way to be of some little service, and that you would not
willingly be out of the way of those accidents; but that you shall
be most extremely obliged to his Lordship, if he will procure you
his Majesty's gracious permission to return for a few months in the
spring, when probably affairs will be more settled one way or
another. When things tend nearer to a settlement, and that Germany,
from the want of money or men, or both, breathes peace more than
war, I shall solicit Burrish's commission for you, which is one of
the most agreeable ones in his Majesty's gift; and I shall by no
means despair of success. Now I have given you my opinion upon this
affair, which does not make a difference of above three months, or
four at most, I would not be understood to mean to force your own,
if it should happen to be different from mine; but mine, I think,
is more both for your health and your interest. However, do as you
please: may you in this, and everything else, do for the best! So
God bless you!
LETTER
CCXXXIII
BATH, October 18,
1758.
MY DEAR FRIEND: I received by the same post
your two letters of the 29th past, and of the 3d instant.
The last tells me that you are perfectly
recovered; and your resolution of going to Bremen in three or four
days proves it; for surely you would not undertake that journey a
second time, and at this season of the year, without feeling your
health solidly restored; however, in all events, I hope you have
taken a provision of good bark with you. I think your attention to
her Royal Highness may be of use to you here; and indeed all
attentions, to all sorts, of people, are always repaid in some way
or other; though real obligations are not. For instance, Lord
Titchfield, who has been with you at Hamburg, has written an
account to the Duke and Duchess of Portland, who are here, of the
civilities you showed him, with which he is much pleased, and they
delighted. At this rate, if you do not take care, you will get the
unmanly reputation of a well-bred man; and your countryman, John
Trott, will disown you.
I have received, and tasted of your present;
which is a 'tres grand vin', but more cordial to the stomach than
pleasant to the palate. I keep it as a physic, only to take
occasionally, in little disorders of my stomach; and in those
cases, I believe it is wholsomer than stronger cordials.
I have been now here a fortnight; and though
I am rather better than when I came, I am still far from
well.
My head is giddier than becomes a head of my
age; and my stomach has not recovered its retentive faculty.
Leaning forward, particularly to write, does not at present agree
with, Yours.
LETTER
CCXXXIV
BATH, October 28,
1758.