Thank You’s and Apologies:

Dear City of Bramwell,

I made it appear in my book that you were all a bunch of ninnies who had no mind of your own and are obsessed with your children’s lives. I KNOW THIS TO BE UNTRUE............but I desperately needed you to be, fictitiously, for the sake of the novel.

Please forgive me. I know just how wonderful all of you truly are and I promise you that my readers will know it as well.

Yours forever,
Fisher Amelie

Dear readers,

I made it appear in my book that the city of Bramwell were a bunch of ninnies, who have no minds of their own and are obsessed with their children’s lives. THIS IS UNTRUE. (Though, they do love their children dearly.) In fact, Bramwellians are incredible, hard working, smart and funny individuals who make up one of the best damn towns in the United States of America.

Yours forever,
Fisher Amelie