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EXILE WITH A K-TEL SOUNDTRACK
June 2010
 
For the very first time in her entire life, Jordan West hated summer. Summer usually meant freedom—from school, at least. She wasn’t the school type. Her mom had always told her that these were supposed to be the happiest years of her life, which was so not comforting. In Jordan’s opinion, school was an extralong basic training for life as a brainless office hemorrhoid.
But summers had always been great. In summer, the only classes she’d had to worry about were the ones that her mom had always arranged for her, and they were fun. Last year she’d gone to an arts camp, which had been a little like boot camp, too—but boot camp for art freaks and weirdos. Her people.
In summers past, she’d only had piddling little responsibilities to tend to—like taking Dominic and Lily to the pool or movies, or baby-sitting them when the ’rents weren’t around. Actually, Nina had been the one who usually did the baby-sitting while Jordan hid in their room, drawing, or occasionally sneaked out to a friend’s house. But Jordan always got equal credit for baby-sitting because Nina never narced on her. They’d been a perfect team, she and Nina. Jordan could be bad, knowing Nina would drag her back from the dark side when necessary, and in return, just enough Jordan had rubbed off on Nina to keep her from being a nauseating Little Miss Perfect.
But now there was no Mom, no Nina, and summer stretched before her like a long, hot prison sentence. She’d thought getting out of Austin would bring some relief. She had begged her father to let her stay with her grandparents this summer. But bad as her life in Austin had become, with memories and guilt assaulting her everywhere she looked, it was beginning to seem like heaven compared to living with her grandparents in Little Salty.
What had she been thinking?
She hadn’t been thinking. That was the problem. No one was thinking anymore—just reacting, and she was the worst of them all. For the first time in her life she slept fitfully in rooms all by herself, going to bed crying, waking up headachy and dazed. Life was something she never could have imagined a year ago, or even a few months ago. Even her grandparents’ house and the little town they lived in, which when she was a kid had seemed fun to visit, now felt suffocating, almost unbearable.
The first thing each morning, her grandmother checked the newspaper for coupons. Coupons ruled their world. A coupon could mean a trip to Midland, even if it was just to buy canned green beans, two for ninety-nine cents. Granny Kate refused to let Jordan stay in the house alone—as if Jordan was nine years old again—and so they both had to pile into the Ford Focus and drive thirty miles of dreary country road listening to The Best of Bread and Barry Manilow, because Granny Kate’s musical taste, which apparently had never been cutting edge, had fossilized sometime around 1978.
Jordan knew there was good music from way back then because Jed Levenger, her really cool art teacher at camp last year, had played the Rolling Stones in the studio all the time. But no way you’d hear Mick Jagger coming out of Granny Kate’s car speakers, any more than you’d hear Cannibal Corpse or Rancid. The Ford Focus was an easy-listening bubble of pain.
During these drives, Jordan sometimes wondered if Jed was still teaching at arts camp. It wasn’t that she had a crush on him or anything—Jed was as old as her father and sort of sloppy and grizzled looking. But he was the first—and only—real artist to say that she was talented. Although maybe a guy teaching at a rinky-dink arts camp couldn’t be considered a real artist. Still, he wasn’t a hemorrhoid. He wasn’t a normal adult who was all food-work-food-sleep.
Once they arrived in Midland, she and her grandmother would hit the grocery stores. “Stocking up,” Granny Kate called it, though it was hard to figure out what calamity they were preparing for. After shopping, they would splurge on lunch at Applebee’s. Big treat. Granny Kate was usually unnaturally chipper as the waitress seated them. She’d hum “Copacabana” as she inspected every single item listed on the menu, even though they both knew she was going to order the pecan crusted chicken salad. She always ordered the pecan crusted chicken salad.
The worst part came after the ordering was over, when the two of them would sit across the table from each other, straining for something to say. Once, right in the middle of the noontime crowd, Granny Kate had stared into Jordan’s face and burst into tears. It had been awful, and so embarrassing. People had actually turned in their chairs and gaped at their table. And then Granny Kate had wailed out an apology to the room and honked her nose into her napkin like some kind of crazy woman.
And Midland days were the good days.
When they didn’t go to Midland, they stayed in Little Salty. Jordan would crawl out of bed, usually sometime during The View, and Granny Kate would jump up and pop a couple of Family Dollar frozen waffles into the toaster, all the while fussing about what a late sleeper Jordan was. Then the day’s schedule would be laid out—usually involving some grisly combination of bridge club, errands, church, and Jazzercise.
As far as art was concerned, the best Jordan could hope for was that Granny Kate would be taking her afternoon nap during the Bob Ross reruns on PBS. The show would lull Jordan into a trancelike state as she sat on the couch and ate bowls of ice cream. Bob Ross was the best company available in Little Salty, and he was certainly more effective than that stupid counselor she’d been sent to back in Austin, after the accident. All the shrink had ever done was stare at her in a condescending way that absolutely convinced her that everything was all her fault.
Bob Ross was better. That soothing voice. Snowy white mountaintops and happy little trees. Happy little world where nothing bad happened.
At six-fifteen every night, her grandfather would come home. Pop Pop was a pharmacist who had been on the cusp of retirement as long as Jordan could remember. She suspected his reluctance to hang up his white smock had something to do with the coupon-and-Jazzercisey alternative. It seemed unlikely that he would ever quit now that his home had become funereal as well as tedious.
When Jordan had first arrived in Little Salty, after that first wince of greeting, Pop Pop had tried to put a happy spin on things. “I’m sure you’ll liven us up!” he’d said, giving her a big bear hug. It was the first time anyone had touched Jordan in three months.
But she hadn’t livened things up. In fact, she had a hunch that her arrival had actually bumped up the gloom quotient. The grandfolks tried to hide it, but she could tell her presence made them uncomfortable. And sad. She occasionally felt their eyes on her, searching for someone who wasn’t there. When she met their gazes, they would snap to and guiltily turn away.
Jordan despaired. Was this how it was going to be from now on, forever? Were people always going to look at her and remember someone else?
One night she finally lost it. The eruption occurred during a typically silent dinner. Nothing but cutlery against china and the loud ticking of her grandmother’s kitchen clock could be heard. No one talked here during meals. There was nothing to say. Jordan started to feel stir-crazy and punchy. The tension of it all caused her to giggle.
Granny Kate, who had been lost in thought, glared at her. The glare seemed horrible because there were tears standing in her grandmother’s eyes. It wasn’t hard to guess what—who—she’d been thinking about.
Jordan sprang suddenly from her chair. “I’m sorry!” she yelled, tossing down her napkin.
“What for?” Pop Pop asked, mystified, like a man who’d just been shaken out of a dream. “What’s going on?”
“I’m sorry that I laughed!” she raged. “I’m sorry that I’m me! I’m sorry that I’m here!”
Even as she shouted the words, Jordan couldn’t believe this was her. But she couldn’t help herself. Anger and sadness had been corked up inside her for months and spewed out in a Krakatoa of fury.
“We wanted you here,” Pop Pop argued.
Granny Kate remained noticeably purse-lipped and mute.
“But now you’re sick of the sight of me,” Jordan said. “Don’t you think I am, too? Do you know what it’s like to not be able to look at myself without thinking about my dead twin sister? I wish I could break every mirror in the world!”
She ran to her room and slammed the door, but immediately felt sorry. And so dumb. This wasn’t her. This was some screwed-up teenager throwing a melodramatic fit, like in one of those hokey old after-school specials. She needed to strangle her inner Kristy McNichol and get herself under control.
This was when she needed Nina. Nina had always been able to shake her out of these emotional explosions. If Nina were here, she would have sat on the edge of the bed, cross-legged and calm, while Jordan stomped around the room punching pillows and howling about how screwed up everybody was. Then, after Jordan had tired herself out a little, she would have ventured a thought or two.
What are Granny Kate and Pop Pop supposed to do, Jordan? It would be really weird if they didn’t look at you at all—that would piss you off even more. They can’t help it.
Jordan snorted, as if Nina had actually spoken to her. “They probably can’t help blaming me, either.”
She lifted her head, tilting it to hear some reply. But Nina’s voice was gone.
Of course it was gone. She would never know what Nina felt. Nina was dead. Their mother was dead. And it was all her fault.
She flopped on the bed and cried herself to sleep, and she slept right into the next day. When she finally staggered out to the kitchen again, Barbara Walters was on the television talking about Lasik surgery, and her grandmother was just dropping two Family Dollar waffles into the toaster and singing “Can’t Smile without You.”
Nothing had changed. Nothing was ever going to change. It was so depressing that she sank down in front of her plate and almost started crying again. If only there was someone to help her. If only Nina were there.
If only she could stop thinking about Nina.
Then she remembered. In junior high they’d had to write a paper on a historical figure they admired. Jordan had picked John Adams from a list of suggestions, scribbled a few boring paragraphs about him during lunch before class, and had received a D. Nina had picked Gandhi, and she hadn’t just typed a five-page paper including pictures and an index of links to Web sites, she’d also spent weeks talking about him, and watching that boring movie, and plastering the room they shared with inspirational quotes. For a month “Be the change that you want to see in the world” was taped to their closet door.
At the time, Jordan had rolled her eyes, because the only change she’d wanted to see was a world where she didn’t have to do dumb papers. But apparently the quote had penetrated her thick skull, because it came back to her now.
If she wanted her life to be different, she was going to have to make the changes herself.
As she gnawed on waffle number two, she started to devise a plan for the next trip to Midland.
“Any good coupons in the paper today?” she asked her grandmother.